Aug 14 2025
Old No. 1
Guy Clark
Not a country fan so take it all with a grain of salt: it's deep 70s simple country with emphasis on the pedal steel guitar which always turns me off - i.e. it's just not my thing.
BUT...I kinda feel like I might have actually liked this a bit more with a different singer - there's not that huge a difference between this and a lot of what was popular in the pop/rock/country blur back then. The voice is too ... idk, Texas? Just a preference, sorry Guy.
4/10 2 stars.
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Aug 15 2025
Deltron 3030
Deltron 3030
I'm gonna get the only negative thing out of the way first: it's too long. With some definite and notable exceptions, 45-50 minutes is the most an album should run. YMMV.
Outside of that, this is pretty damn good, fun, and VERY weird - rhythmic hip-hop with a lot of old school type elements, non-annoying drum programming, and an underlying tongue-in-cheek weirdness that for the most part offsets the length of the album. I usually hate skits or other/similar spoken word transitions but I don't even mind the "interludes" as it adds to the theme.
Always loved "Mista Dobalina" so it was nice to hear Del the Funky Homosapien again. I'll definitely put this on again - nice find.
7/10 4 stars.
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Aug 18 2025
Get Fucked
The Chats
Well after about 30 seconds I'm thinking get fucked indeed - I am about to hate everything about this. God - this Aussie bloke screaming at me is laughably irritating and honestly the album cover is a spot-on indication of what I'm listening to.
...ya know, but ok yeah I hate it (did i say that?). But. They're actually pretty tight and almost ALMOST feels like if they had a different vocalist - or none at all - there would be parts I could listen to.
e.g. "The Price of Smokes" isn't bad. Just stop screaming.
Seriously tho this is a good lesson in giving an entire album at least a shot [some exceptions do apply, see terms and conditions] - I really don't like abrasive punk - actually hate most of the genre - but when I sort of let this one wash over me and "got" the attitude ... some of these are actually bangers. I just fking loathe the vocals, jfc woof.
4/10 2 stars.
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Aug 19 2025
For Emma, Forever Ago
Bon Iver
I fully get why people would and do like/love this. Full stop - fully sincere.
Alas, I think perhaps the biggest reason - that plaintive and precious falsetto - is what prevents me from ever attaching myself to any Bon Iver.
The music is simple and lovely and I do like the atmospheric touches (e.g. "Flume") - we're close here...
But. His vocals are tough for me, really tough. If - as Apple Music's bio states wrt this album - this voice truly inspired "generations" (I do not think that word means what they think it means) of imitators - then I have a bone to pick with Mr. Iver. (yes stfu I know it's a nom de plume, I will have my fun dammit).
I'll give full credit and respect to the musical creations within and suck it up just a bit (I don't like anyone's voice, I'm an inhuman monster) because it really is lovely, but it's hard for me to sit through more than 20-25 minutes at a time. Give me the instrumental version please.
6/10 3 stars.
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Aug 20 2025
Come On Come On
Mary Chapin Carpenter
Hadn't heard/seen her name in ages and upon listening I do remember a few of these tunes. It's not something I'd listen to often - a bit too smooth/slick (production/mix) and country for my tastes, although I like her voice a lot more than most others in the genre.
I mean, it is "nice" and I don't mean that in a patronizing way - it's just nice.
I suppose it's easy Sunday morning music and nothing wrong with that.
5/10 3 stars.
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Aug 21 2025
Contra
Vampire Weekend
Feels like I'm listening to a 40 minute long Volkswagen commercial. Leasing available at $299/month with just $3000 down.
Not sure I can explain it even to myself - there's melody here and some unpredictability - but it's overly cloying and I hate it.
The vocals? The lack of dynamics / overly compressed 21st century sound? Me having a bad day? All of the above but that's probably the heavy order of things. Doesn't even sounds like a cohesive unit - more like an annoying bedroom project.
Who knows. I tried - I really did and I really really don't like it. And I wrote that before I got to the hideous autotuning in "California English"
Only elevating it to a 2 in a moment of being generous but now I'm glad I know to avoid Vampire Weekend entirely.
3/10 2 stars.
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