1001 Albums Summary

Rio by Duran Duran

Stellar first half, but I lost interest halfway through

Rumours by Fleetwood Mac

Album full of bangers, but songbird is kind of weak

Birth Of The Cool by Miles Davis

Ya like Jazz???

Run-D.M.C. by Run-D.M.C.

Record scratchin, beats slappin, brothers rappin. It’s like that.

Catch A Fire by Bob Marley & The Wailers

The mainstay listen of drunk white people in Hawaiian shirts staying at Caribbean all inclusive resorts

It's Blitz! by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Court And Spark by Joni Mitchell

Great jazzy beats

Here, My Dear by Marvin Gaye

A guy complaining about his divorce over boring funk beats. Should be called “I got a divorce (sax outro)” Seriously you just got a divorce bro. She doesn’t need a song named after her. Maybe focus on paying that alimony broke boy

Locust Abortion Technician by Butthole Surfers

Album cover like art at a Salvation Army, tracks like a cheese grater to the ears

Hypocrisy Is The Greatest Luxury by The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy

Hating America done right

Little Earthquakes by Tori Amos

Pre Fiona Apple shenanigans

Hunky Dory by David Bowie

Hunky ❤️

Bad Company by Bad Company

My dad doesn’t like this so I don’t like this

Hotel California by Eagles

Great hotel, but the continental breakfast was a little lacking

Siembra by Willie Colón & Rubén Blades

It’s spicy

Lazer Guided Melodies by Spiritualized

Bad alien music

Woodface by Crowded House

My names woodface and I care what you think 3.5/5

Madman Across The Water by Elton John

Elton Juan

The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails

Good noise mixture

Being There by Wilco

I remember Wilco…sweet sweet Wilco. I always HATED IT

Boy In Da Corner by Dizzee Rascal

Kidz Bop shit

Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs by Derek & The Dominos

This isn’t the D&D night that we signed up for. Bored us to tears. We will be taking our money elsewhere next time. 0 stars

Aladdin Sane by David Bowie

Roxy Music by Roxy Music

Not the sexy music implied on the cover

2112 by Rush

Great future music

Car Wheels On A Gravel Road by Lucinda Williams

The Village Green Preservation Society by The Kinks

ThIs is Oompa Loompa music

Something Else By The Kinks by The Kinks

Boring Oompa Loompa music

Scott 2 by Scott Walker

Oklahoma part 2

Definitely Maybe by Oasis

Doesn’t have wonder wall on it 👎

Foxbase Alpha by Saint Etienne

Gorillaz by Gorillaz

Feels good

Raising Hell by Run-D.M.C.

Wild Gift by X

Repeat lyric, repeat lyric louder, loud guitar, make lyrics muffle voices unintelligibly, profit

Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette

Queen shit

Life's Too Good by The Sugarcubes

Bad Icelandic music

Buffalo Springfield Again by Buffalo Springfield

Stardust by Willie Nelson

Good and Chill

Channel Orange by Frank Ocean

Best orange album

The Beach Boys Today! by The Beach Boys

Can't Buy A Thrill by Steely Dan

Stainless Steel

Out Of The Blue by Electric Light Orchestra

More like end my life orchestra.

In The Wee Small Hours by Frank Sinatra

Truth by Jeff Beck

Sweetheart Of The Rodeo by The Byrds

The Byrds shit on my car

Music in Exile by Songhoy Blues

The Velvet Underground & Nico by The Velvet Underground

I don’t like bananas. I don’t know if it’s the taste, the smell, the texture, or the fact that it’s a little past it’s expiration date. This one is no exception. 2 stars

Like A Prayer by Madonna

Now this is a prayer I can get behind

Bandwagonesque by Teenage Fanclub

Just another teenage dirtbag

All That You Can't Leave Behind by U2

POO2

Funeral by Arcade Fire

Super good neighborhood album

Toys In The Attic by Aerosmith

If a steven Tyler is screaming in the forest and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound? Fans say yes

Wild Wood by Paul Weller

Dummy by Portishead

It’s like the gorillaz mixed with radio head

Five Leaves Left by Nick Drake

This Year's Model by Elvis Costello & The Attractions

Let It Bleed by The Rolling Stones

Nice

Hard Again by Muddy Waters

Muddy

Everything Must Go by Manic Street Preachers

A little drab

The Atomic Mr Basie by Count Basie & His Orchestra

Remedy by Basement Jaxx

Fever To Tell by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Deloused in the Comatorium by The Mars Volta

Nowhere by Ride

Kind Of Blue by Miles Davis

Francis Albert Sinatra & Antonio Carlos Jobim by Frank Sinatra

A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector by Various Artists

Songs In The Key Of Life by Stevie Wonder

Giant Steps by The Boo Radleys

Either Or by Elliott Smith

Selling England By The Pound by Genesis

Pearl by Janis Joplin

1984 by Van Halen

Hot for teacher drum solo carries this bad boy

Melodrama by Lorde

Repeater by Fugazi

No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith (Live) by Motörhead

This bad

Achtung Baby by U2

U2bad this one is their best album because it is not u2good

GREY Area by Little Simz

Deep Purple In Rock by Deep Purple

Deep brown

Led Zeppelin II by Led Zeppelin

Orbital 2 by Orbital

(Pronounced 'Leh-'Nérd 'Skin-'Nérd) by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Close To You by Carpenters

Poop

Behaviour by Pet Shop Boys

The PSB album with no hits on it

All Mod Cons by The Jam

No

Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere by Neil Young & Crazy Horse

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme by Simon & Garfunkel

Rubber Soul by Beatles

In Utero by Nirvana

The ArchAndroid by Janelle Monáe

São Paulo Confessions by Suba

Master Of Puppets by Metallica

There's A Riot Goin' On by Sly & The Family Stone

Is okayyy

Back In Black by AC/DC

Toxic Masculinity’s theme

The Band by The Band

The neo confederate theme

Heartbreaker by Ryan Adams

Boycotting this for Phoebe Bridgers

Bitches Brew by Miles Davis

In Rainbows by Radiohead

It’s the best Radiohead has to offer

Hot Rats by Frank Zappa

Fetch The Bolt Cutters by Fiona Apple

Green Onions by Booker T. & The MG's

Heavy Weather by Weather Report

The Low End Theory by A Tribe Called Quest

Rio by Duran Duran

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy by Kanye West

Stankonia by OutKast

good kid, m.A.A.d city by Kendrick Lamar

The College Dropout by Kanye West

xx by The xx

Since I Left You by The Avalanches

Autobahn by Kraftwerk

Sound of Silver by LCD Soundsystem

The Renaissance by Q-Tip

Liquid Swords by GZA

Back To Black by Amy Winehouse

Music by Madonna

Music for the Masses by Depeche Mode

You Want It Darker by Leonard Cohen

Hounds Of Love by Kate Bush

Arular by M.I.A.

Colour By Numbers by Culture Club

Lost In The Dream by The War On Drugs

Loveless by My Bloody Valentine

Let England Shake by PJ Harvey

Homework by Daft Punk

A Seat at the Table by Solange

The Dreaming by Kate Bush

Ready To Die by The Notorious B.I.G.

My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts by Brian Eno

Illinois by Sufjan Stevens

Illmatic by Nas

Rage Against The Machine by Rage Against The Machine

Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield

Figure 8 by Elliott Smith

Bongo Rock by Incredible Bongo Band

I See You by The xx

Planet Rock: The Album by Afrika Bambaataa

Fun House by The Stooges

Tuesday Night Music Club by Sheryl Crow

Broken English by Marianne Faithfull

Club Classics Vol. One by Soul II Soul

Nilsson Schmilsson by Harry Nilsson

You think you’re funny Nilsson? Nilsson Schmilsson??? Really? Actually that’s a pretty good one. Wish I’d thought of that. Anyway this one isn’t it boys

Parklife by Blur

Some cool instrumentals, but the vocals are like not good man

Deja Vu by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young

Hysteria by Def Leppard

The Undertones by The Undertones

The Sensual World by Kate Bush

Leftism by Leftfield

A Wizard, A True Star by Todd Rundgren

Face to Face by The Kinks

Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye

To Pimp A Butterfly by Kendrick Lamar

Copper Blue by Sugar

Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo by Devo

Mama Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J

A prototype for rap albums. It’s cheesy, straightforward, and at times boring. But this is coming from someone used to modern production standards. 2/5

Bitte Orca by Dirty Projectors

A cool project by dirty projectors. I like the vocal and key change experimentations although they can sometimes be grating. 3/5

Thriller by Michael Jackson

Tigermilk by Belle & Sebastian

Sufjan and Steven

Diamond Life by Sade

Moss Side Story by Barry Adamson

The Contino Sessions by Death In Vegas

Trippy good stuff 4/5

Mott by Mott The Hoople

Nott Tha Goodle

Logical Progression by LTJ Bukem

Let It Be by The Replacements

Step In The Arena by Gang Starr

We Are Family by Sister Sledge

Duck Rock by Malcolm McLaren

Happy Sad by Tim Buckley

Dirty by Sonic Youth

Lupe Fiasco's Food & Liquor by Lupe Fiasco

One of the greatest hip hop debuts and albums of all time. A masterpiece of production and lyrical mastery