Feb 22 2024
Kind Of Blue
Miles Davis
Absolutely incredible vibes for checking your email first thing in the morning... I feel cured.
5
Feb 23 2024
Talking Heads 77
Talking Heads
Not my favourite of theirs, but still better than most
4
Feb 26 2024
Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots
The Flaming Lips
This is a great example of how one can recognize important, ground-breaking, and/or impressive art but not actually enjoy it as consumer of art.
3
Feb 27 2024
Live At The Regal
B.B. King
5
Feb 28 2024
Tusk
Fleetwood Mac
Christ Almighty you can't be serious. This album should only be considered important because it's a lesson in why you don't want to make art without limits. One star for the one good song ("Tusks").
1
Feb 29 2024
Phrenology
The Roots
Not for me.
2
Mar 01 2024
There's A Riot Goin' On
Sly & The Family Stone
It's funky, it's groovy.
3
Mar 04 2024
Marquee Moon
Television
4
Mar 05 2024
Arrival
ABBA
There should be an exception to the "no greatest hits complications" rule in album rankings for ABBA. Not than any of their good songs were on this one...
1
Mar 06 2024
Blur
Blur
There's certainly good stuff here but a lot of it sounds like a demo. Doesn't hit the same highs as PARKLIFE.
3
Mar 07 2024
Vulgar Display Of Power
Pantera
Panera: Vulgar Display of Flour
2
Mar 08 2024
Dr. Octagonecologyst
Dr. Octagon
C'mon now.
2
Mar 11 2024
Station To Station
David Bowie
4
Mar 12 2024
Parachutes
Coldplay
No.
1
Mar 13 2024
Junkyard
The Birthday Party
What I imagine chronic anxiety feels like.
3
Mar 14 2024
Skylarking
XTC
XTC is the subject of the only Trash Theory video I came out of with LESS of an appreciation for a band. Absolutely no surprise that their only good song was written by the bass player and not the nonce who started this whole pointless endeavor.
2
Mar 20 2024
A Northern Soul
The Verve
Please be serious. One of the most dated albums I've heard in a very long time.
1
Mar 27 2024
Elvis Is Back
Elvis Presley
Great voice. Definitely look up all the original songs, though.
3
Mar 28 2024
Off The Wall
Michael Jackson
4
Mar 29 2024
Low-Life
New Order
4
Apr 02 2024
My Aim Is True
Elvis Costello
4
Apr 03 2024
Scream, Dracula, Scream
Rocket From The Crypt
2
Apr 05 2024
Heroes
David Bowie
4
Apr 09 2024
The Joshua Tree
U2
This one's really front-loaded, eh?
3
Apr 10 2024
Dig Your Own Hole
The Chemical Brothers
3
Apr 11 2024
Private Dancer
Tina Turner
5
Apr 15 2024
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Elton John
4
Apr 16 2024
Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin
shut up.
1
Apr 17 2024
Histoire De Melody Nelson
Serge Gainsbourg
Hey man, maybe don't call children "delicious".
4
Apr 18 2024
Roxy Music
Roxy Music
I thought there'd be, y'know, more than this.
3
Apr 19 2024
New York Dolls
New York Dolls
4
Apr 24 2024
The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter
The Incredible String Band
Further proof that hippies are bad people.
1
Apr 25 2024
Dub Housing
Pere Ubu
3
Apr 26 2024
Odelay
Beck
One day in high school we were running track. I had stopped for a rest and an acquaintance begged for my DiscMan so she could had something to take her mind off the boredom of laps. I had the Odelay CD inside and warned it might not be to her taste; she said she didn't care, she just needed "anything". Anyway after one lap she practically threw the DiscMan back at me lol.
5
Apr 29 2024
A Night At The Opera
Queen
Queen's problem is that their good songs are overplayed and their deep cuts are an embarrassment to music.
1
May 02 2024
Cee-Lo Green... Is The Soul Machine
Cee Lo Green
Not as bad as feared, but still mystifying why it's on this list. It doesn't even have "Fuck You"!
2
May 07 2024
If You Can Believe Your Eyes & Ears
The Mamas & The Papas
\"Straight Shooter\" is a bop but the rest of this album blends into one big cheery samesong.
2
May 08 2024
Eli And The Thirteenth Confession
Laura Nyro
I prefer the soulful, singer-songwriter Laura Nyro to the "funky", Mamas and the Papa's style tracks that make up too much of this album. Diminishes the timeless effect her voice can have.
3
May 13 2024
The Downward Spiral
Nine Inch Nails
Listening to this album is the closest I can get to meeting my husband as a teenager.
4
May 14 2024
Document
R.E.M.
I really struggle to hear past Stipe's voice.
2
May 16 2024
A Seat at the Table
Solange
Doesn't come close to the heights of "Losing You".
3
May 17 2024
Triangle
The Beau Brummels
1
May 20 2024
Hotel California
Eagles
1
May 22 2024
American Idiot
Green Day
Wildly dated clown show
1
May 24 2024
Punishing Kiss
Ute Lemper
"If sex was an Olympic sport / We'd have won the gold" is where I noped out.
1
May 31 2024
Tidal
Fiona Apple
(Gordon Ramsey voice) finally some good fucking food
"Criminal" is the only song to which I have the lyrics memorized. Not through effort, but through the osmosis of how iconic it is.
5
Jun 03 2024
(What's The Story) Morning Glory
Oasis
Can't even imagine how people thought these clowns were ever a match for Blur.
1
Jun 04 2024
The ArchAndroid
Janelle Monáe
I remember finding Monae's sound fresh when this album came out, but have struggled with her failure to evolve in the decade+ since. Some of her worst instincts on this record - that make it less consistent and way less fun than it should be - are now most of her output. Ideas are everywhere all at once, underdeveloped and pounded into hooklessness by overstuffed and cringey production. Imagine if everyone song on this album was as tight as "Cold War"?
3
Jun 05 2024
The Stone Roses
The Stone Roses
Imagine what these guys could have done on a second record.
4
Jun 06 2024
New Gold Dream (81/82/83/84)
Simple Minds
4
Jun 07 2024
Oxygène
Jean-Michel Jarre
3
Jun 14 2024
Steve McQueen
Prefab Sprout
First track gave me the wrong impression that this album was gonna be a good time.
2
Jun 17 2024
Songs From The Big Chair
Tears For Fears
I wanna sit in the Big Chair
4
Jun 19 2024
Sulk
The Associates
2
Jun 20 2024
Berlin
Lou Reed
2
Jun 21 2024
Closer
Joy Division
3
Jun 26 2024
E.V.O.L.
Sonic Youth
3
Jun 28 2024
Spy Vs. Spy: The Music Of Ornette Coleman
John Zorn
4
Jul 01 2024
Bryter Layter
Nick Drake
4
Jul 03 2024
Soul Mining
The The
The weak vocal melody of the opener had me wondering about the hype surrounding The The, but the rest of the album allayed any concerns. A classic.
4
Jul 04 2024
I’ve Got a Tiger By the Tail
Buck Owens
4
Jul 05 2024
Violator
Depeche Mode
5
Jul 08 2024
At San Quentin
Johnny Cash
5
Jul 09 2024
Thriller
Michael Jackson
4
Jul 10 2024
The Band
The Band
1
Jul 15 2024
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kanye West
Justice for Taylor <3
1
Jul 22 2024
Different Class
Pulp
5
Jul 24 2024
James Brown Live At The Apollo
James Brown
5
Jul 29 2024
Tracy Chapman
Tracy Chapman
5
Aug 07 2024
Third
Soft Machine
4
Aug 08 2024
Rid Of Me
PJ Harvey
4
Aug 12 2024
Let's Stay Together
Al Green
5
Aug 14 2024
All Mod Cons
The Jam
3
Aug 16 2024
Technique
New Order
3
Aug 19 2024
Pink Moon
Nick Drake
4
Aug 22 2024
First Band On The Moon
The Cardigans
OK, wow, I had a good impression of this album going into it but I didn't realize that it's wall-to-wall bops. A worthy addition to the canon.
5
Aug 26 2024
The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Velvet Underground
4
Aug 28 2024
Time Out
The Dave Brubeck Quartet
This makes me want to throw a dinner party in the best way.
5
Aug 30 2024
Maverick A Strike
Finley Quaye
2
Sep 02 2024
Let It Bleed
The Rolling Stones
1
Sep 04 2024
Crossing the Red Sea With the Adverts
The Adverts
3
Sep 06 2024
Live!
Fela Kuti
5
Sep 12 2024
Dear Science
TV On The Radio
4
Sep 13 2024
Dummy
Portishead
5
Sep 16 2024
On The Beach
Neil Young
1
Sep 24 2024
At Folsom Prison
Johnny Cash
5
Sep 25 2024
Tago Mago
Can
2
Sep 27 2024
Modern Life Is Rubbish
Blur
5
Sep 30 2024
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Beatles
1
Oct 01 2024
Rust Never Sleeps
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
1
Oct 02 2024
Wild Is The Wind
Nina Simone
5
Oct 08 2024
I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You
Aretha Franklin
4
Oct 09 2024
Protection
Massive Attack
4
Oct 14 2024
Eliminator
ZZ Top
Goddamn this makes me want to get drunk.
5
Oct 15 2024
Synchronicity
The Police
1
Oct 17 2024
Teen Dream
Beach House
2
Oct 18 2024
All Directions
The Temptations
5
Oct 22 2024
Jagged Little Pill
Alanis Morissette
4
Oct 24 2024
The Slider
T. Rex
5
Oct 25 2024
The Sensual World
Kate Bush
5
Oct 31 2024
Here Come The Warm Jets
Brian Eno
5
Nov 01 2024
Selling England By The Pound
Genesis
3
Nov 04 2024
Bossanova
Pixies
3
Nov 07 2024
Sound of Silver
LCD Soundsystem
4
Nov 08 2024
Is This It
The Strokes
3
Nov 11 2024
Fulfillingness' First Finale
Stevie Wonder
3
Nov 12 2024
Franz Ferdinand
Franz Ferdinand
5
Nov 15 2024
Pet Sounds
The Beach Boys
3
Nov 25 2024
Mothership Connection
Parliament
4
Dec 02 2024
Heaven Or Las Vegas
Cocteau Twins
5
Dec 03 2024
What's Going On
Marvin Gaye
5
Dec 09 2024
Peter Gabriel 3
Peter Gabriel
Unnnffffffffffffffff
5
Dec 12 2024
Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret
Soft Cell
Fun, but doesn't quite hold together enough to be a classic.
3
Dec 17 2024
25
Adele
4
Dec 26 2024
A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector
Various Artists
5
Jan 02 2025
Ramones
Ramones
5
Jan 13 2025
The Bends
Radiohead
2
Jan 30 2025
Central Reservation
Beth Orton
5
Feb 06 2025
Pornography
The Cure
4
Feb 12 2025
Felt Mountain
Goldfrapp
4
Feb 14 2025
Alien Lanes
Guided By Voices
2
Feb 20 2025
Remain In Light
Talking Heads
5
Feb 21 2025
Autobahn
Kraftwerk
4
Feb 25 2025
Moving Pictures
Rush
1
Mar 04 2025
Blonde On Blonde
Bob Dylan
1
Mar 05 2025
Goo
Sonic Youth
4
Mar 06 2025
Rocks
Aerosmith
1
Mar 07 2025
For Your Pleasure
Roxy Music
5
Mar 12 2025
Penthouse And Pavement
Heaven 17
3
Mar 17 2025
Hounds Of Love
Kate Bush
5
Mar 18 2025
Melodrama
Lorde
3
Mar 27 2025
Bat Out Of Hell
Meat Loaf
2
Apr 01 2025
Frank
Amy Winehouse
4
Apr 03 2025
Ys
Joanna Newsom
4
Apr 10 2025
Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Red Hot Chili Peppers
1
Apr 22 2025
Garbage
Garbage
5
May 22 2025
Murder Ballads
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
4
Jun 05 2025
Beach Samba
Astrud Gilberto
4
Jun 09 2025
So
Peter Gabriel
5
Jun 30 2025
The Man Machine
Kraftwerk
4
Jul 10 2025
In Our Heads
Hot Chip
3