Mar 28 2025
Hearts And Bones
Paul Simon
It has a soothing quality throughout with the exception of "Cars are Cars", which was an agitating disrupter of a tune. Apart from that song the rest of the album was monotone lacking instrumental and vocal dynamism. I can't think of an occasion when I would be compelled to listen to it again.
2
Mar 29 2025
Endtroducing.....
DJ Shadow
A frustrating and tedious listen.It's aptly titled in that each track feels like an introduction building to something more engaging, but the rug is pulled every time as the proceeding track is another haunted house themed slog. There are some soundtrack worthy beats.
1
Mar 30 2025
Fever Ray
Fever Ray
One note throughout, and that not is hot oil and candle wax on the nipples!
2
Mar 31 2025
Toys In The Attic
Aerosmith
2
Apr 02 2025
The Wildest!
Louis Prima
Conjures memories of 90's era romantic comedies and my emotionally-abusive father. Fantastic!
5
Apr 03 2025
Dear Science
TV On The Radio
They display good range in this varied collection. If you like this, you'll love Flight of the Conchords. Irony or intention?
4
Apr 04 2025
KE*A*H** (Psalm 69)
Ministry
Raw kinetic aggression from the golden age of thrash metal. If you are listening to this while sedentary, without turning it up to nearly unbearable volume, you're doing it wrong. Take your creamy shits and get back to Weenie Hut Jr. If you need to build a fence in a day, turn it on and turn it up. Would be a perfect score with a couple more face-melting solos.
4
Apr 05 2025
Vol. 4
Black Sabbath
Credit for pioneering hard rock. This is way crunchier than the Stones or Zeppelin, but it's a bit of a snooze i'nit? As for catchy riffs or hooks, nothing really stuck with me.
2
Apr 09 2025
The Psychedelic Sounds of the 13th Floor Elevators
The 13th Floor Elevators
A pretty good piece of proto-psychadelic surf rock. What sounded like a guy making mouth bongo sounds on several of the tracks was an especially nice touch.
3
Apr 11 2025
Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin
Respect.
4
Apr 30 2025
Supa Dupa Fly
Missy Elliott
I'm more impressed with where Missy went than where she got started. She's like a guest on here own album here. Mostly nice jams for slow-humpin' ya girl, but it's a little boring.
2
May 01 2025
Ghosteen
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
For the artist, there is probably something deeply and personally profound about this, but musically, it's distilled shit. Why bother with the pauses between "songs" when you're going to resume with the same droll nonsense. Much like the films of Wes Anderson, this is the type of bullshit that pretentious people like because they think they are supposed to. I like the album cover.
1
May 02 2025
If I Could Only Remember My Name
David Crosby
It's very good, but I don't do those drugs anymore.
4
May 03 2025
Crime Of The Century
Supertramp
It's good old-head stuff, but I've been overexposed to this type of music due to many years of riding around in a crew van with the radio tuned to the classic rock station.
3
May 07 2025
#1 Record
Big Star
The album feels like the soundtrack from one of those Cameron Crowe films in which nothing really happens, but it gets by on vibes. Feels like summer and I like it.
3
May 08 2025
Back At The Chicken Shack
Jimmy Smith
I'm not sure why this album makes the list over multitudes of similar, very accessible jazz works, but it is good entry level stuff for people wanting to dip the toe.
4
May 09 2025
Ready To Die
The Notorious B.I.G.
This is iconic stuff from the last days of the golden era of hip hop. This is iconic stuff. It's too bad the dipshit had to continue to play gangster after becoming successful.
4
May 10 2025
Abbey Road
Beatles
Come on now.
5
May 15 2025
...And Justice For All
Metallica
OG Metallica fans will, to a person, list Justice as their best work, and I agree. Those same fans would say it is their last good album. I include the Black album as a good album, even though it launched them into the mainstream and they've been wilting since. This is their opus.
5
May 16 2025
Copper Blue
Sugar
What the everloving fuck is this generic 90's pop rock bullshit doing here? There was a time when one could cast a line into the ocean and inevitably reel up one of these bands. From Toadies to Meat Puppets and Presidents of The USA, this sound was pervasive and undeniably... mid. Ironic timing that this album came up following Metallica's best work, because that's how it went down, and everything rock tasted a bit worse thereafter.
1
May 17 2025
Seventeen Seconds
The Cure
The aggregator's affinity with early works is beginning to come off as that of an SNL parody of a music snob. Focusing on what put them on the map takes away from the ultimate destination of a best-in-a-generation band, and may even dissuade new listeners. This album has a couple great tunes that will surely tickle the melancholy bone of the emo dweebs, but it pales in comparison to subsequent records, and now I have to give 3 stars to a 5-star band.
3
May 22 2025
Music For The Jilted Generation
The Prodigy
Real Mortal Kombat type of stuff.
4
May 23 2025
Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water
Limp Bizkit
It comes with too much you-had-to-be-thereism to be an album one "must hear", but if you were there you know. A quick watch of the "Break Stuff" video from the horrific Woodstock '99 will give you a glimpse at the hype they had at the time. These guys along with Korn ushered in the mercilous but (thankfully) short-lived Nu Metal scene. Victims of their own success, they drowned in a deluge of imitators.
3
May 24 2025
The Queen Is Dead
The Smiths
I've managed to never intentionally hear the Smith's for my entire life thus far, and I will not begin now. Morrissey is a proper c**t.
1
May 28 2025
Done By The Forces Of Nature
Jungle Brothers
Classic old-school with funky samples from a time when hip hop was about shakin' it, and not all your past and future crimes.
4
May 29 2025
American Pie
Don McLean
Doesn't stand the test of time. This is the guy who brings the acoustic guitar to the party and instead of playing songs everyone can sing along with, he wants to play you some of his "originals", totally killing the vibe.
3
May 30 2025
Highly Evolved
The Vines
Pretty good angsty teen stuff. Maybe one song too long.
4
May 31 2025
Odessey And Oracle
The Zombies
Isn't musical preference a peculiar thing?
2
Jun 04 2025
Sticky Fingers
The Rolling Stones
I liked hearing some of the lesser played songs again.
4
Jun 07 2025
Odelay
Beck
Beck created his own genre. It's like the beastie boys on heroin. Good stuff.
4
Jun 12 2025
Solid Air
John Martyn
This fella is bad at singing.
1
Jun 13 2025
Smile
Brian Wilson
Nope.
1
Jun 14 2025
Pearl
Janis Joplin
That grimy, soulful voice will live on forever.
4
Jun 18 2025
Spy Vs. Spy: The Music Of Ornette Coleman
John Zorn
A wild collection of spastic cacophony, strictly for the snootiness jazzophiles. WARNING: This album may cause epileptic seizures.
1
Jun 19 2025
The Band
The Band
It's more good old-head stuff.
4
Jun 28 2025
Fleet Foxes
Fleet Foxes
Jesus cult chants from deep within a cave.
1
Jul 02 2025
En-Tact
The Shamen
Takes me back, but it's extremely dated.
2
Jul 03 2025
Remedy
Basement Jaxx
Same as yesterday's album. Dated AF.
2
Jul 04 2025
A Night At The Opera
Queen
It was a bold choice to release this as a rock album, so bold they made a movie about it. Things worked out pretty well for these fellas...except for Freddie. He died of the aids.
5
Jul 09 2025
Legalize It
Peter Tosh
Ironically, I feel like Reggae is the among the "whitest" music genres. I hear this and can only picture a horde of dreadlocked hippies swaying around in a dusty field or some corn-rowed college spring-breakers chugging from hollowed out coconuts.
2
Jul 10 2025
Here's Little Richard
Little Richard
A full box of sock hop slappers from the legendary boogie-woogie spazz. It is, however a little redundant.
4
Jul 11 2025
Music Has The Right To Children
Boards of Canada
Passable as a film score, skipable as a stand alone.
2
Jul 12 2025
A Love Supreme
John Coltrane
Controlled chaos
3
Jul 16 2025
Honky Tonk Heroes
Waylon Jennings
It's much better than today's weird hip-hop, pop rock, country hybrid trash.
4
Jul 17 2025
The Atomic Mr Basie
Count Basie & His Orchestra
On of the all-timers...
5
Jul 18 2025
Medúlla
Björk
I've always thought Bjork was a cool and unique person, but I've never been able to make it through an entire album.
3
Jul 19 2025
All Directions
The Temptations
I can always take mo' Motown.
5
Jul 23 2025
Second Toughest In The Infants
Underworld
Some real C.S.I. test tube and beaker shit. If you like the first 30 seconds of a particular song, you're in luck, because it won't change. No bridge, no chorus, no key change, just the same thing all the way through. The final track switches it up a bit, but too little, tool ate(I'm leaving the typo because Tool eats this shit alive). If you don't immediately like the song, save some time and go ahead and skip to the next.
2
Jul 24 2025
Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath
I've never been much of a Sabbath or Ozzy fan, but they were definitely pioneers of a genre.
3
Jul 25 2025
Joan Armatrading
Joan Armatrading
Really good stuff. This maybe the first one I'm happy to have discovered from this scatter-shot list. I like her voice and funky chops.
4
Jul 26 2025
3 + 3
The Isley Brothers
3
Jul 30 2025
Let Love Rule
Lenny Kravitz
Kinda mid. It has some flourishes of greatness, but he got better after this
3
Jul 31 2025
Coat Of Many Colors
Dolly Parton
Charming.
4
Aug 01 2025
Run-D.M.C.
Run-D.M.C.
I'm sure Michelangelo had some sick finger paintings too. Why would anyone listen to this when Raising Hell(⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐exists?
3
Aug 02 2025
Brilliant Corners
Thelonious Monk
Buttery
5
Aug 06 2025
The Gershwin Songbook
Ella Fitzgerald
At this run time, it's not the best for a straight playthrough, but when one of the best vocalists of all time is singing the best showtunes of all time the result s'wonderful.
5
Aug 07 2025
Smokers Delight
Nightmares On Wax
Not a smoker.
2
Aug 08 2025
The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Velvet Underground
The old-school NY hipsters loved to tell you that you had to listen to this. It's decent, gritty stuff. I kind of liked it.
3
Aug 09 2025
Dusty In Memphis
Dusty Springfield
3
Aug 13 2025
Penthouse And Pavement
Heaven 17
A stellar debut from the eighties' preeminent Bop-it based band.
3
Aug 14 2025
Clandestino
Manu Chao
Pleasant busking music
3
Aug 15 2025
Fear Of A Black Planet
Public Enemy
Flav-A-FLAAAAAAV! I've probably listened to this album a hundred times.
5
Aug 16 2025
Gorillaz
Gorillaz
For me, Gorillaz is more of a product than a band. Benefiting from already having that Blur $, they were able to combine their titular album with badass animated video without any sort of come up. No buzz, no fan base, they just drop the Clint Eastwood video at a time MTV was still a thing, and it was massive. It's brilliant marketing. It's impossible for me to hear Gorillaz without visualizing those creepy caricatures. That said, the music is good. 4 stars for the album, 5 stars as a product
4
Aug 20 2025
E.V.O.L.
Sonic Youth
Mainly irritating.
2
Aug 21 2025
White Light / White Heat
The Velvet Underground
Too soon for another one.
3
Aug 22 2025
Peter Gabriel
Peter Gabriel
It's alright, but I'm to filled with rage to enjoy it.
3
Aug 23 2025
Tidal
Fiona Apple
Kind of beautiful, kind of scary. I like it.
4
Aug 27 2025
Pelican West
Haircut 100
3
Aug 28 2025
Live At The Witch Trials
The Fall
"I'm on Smoko!"
2
Aug 29 2025
From Elvis In Memphis
Elvis Presley
Elvis in his Taylor Swift era
3
Sep 03 2025
First Band On The Moon
The Cardigans
Pretty good, but I became less engaged as it went on
3
Sep 04 2025
Swordfishtrombones
Tom Waits
Not as grating as some of his stuff, but still no.
2
Sep 05 2025
The United States Of America
The United States Of America
Anyone seen "Mandy"?
2
Sep 10 2025
Immigrés
Youssou N'Dour
Really? Next.
2
Sep 11 2025
All That You Can't Leave Behind
U2
It all sounds like an advert for boner pills.
For a guy who calls himself "The Edge"? Just sayin'.
2
Sep 12 2025
OK Computer
Radiohead
The composition is very good, but it's a little sad-sacky for me.
4
Sep 13 2025
Bad
Michael Jackson
Legendary stuff that makes me want to shake it.
5
Sep 17 2025
Car Wheels On A Gravel Road
Lucinda Williams
I don't want to say this is awful, but to me, this is awful. Mid music, mid vocals. It must be about the lyrics or something.
1
Sep 18 2025
Porcupine
Echo And The Bunnymen
Decent, but it wore thin toward the end. Somewhat dated.
3
Sep 19 2025
Hard Again
Muddy Waters
I like Chicago/Delta blues in moderation.l, so maybe not an entire album in one go. I really liked that part about the cat licking his balls.
4
Sep 20 2025
Nevermind
Nirvana
I was never into Nirvana(they ruined metal), but the songs are good and iconic to the grunge scene.
4
Sep 25 2025
Bluesbreakers
John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers
meh.
2
Sep 26 2025
The Köln Concert
Keith Jarrett
Late night at the lounge.
3
Oct 01 2025
90
808 State
I don't care for this.
2
Oct 02 2025
Ten
Pearl Jam
It was just okay for me at the time, but it has grown on me.
4
Oct 03 2025
In The Court Of The Crimson King
King Crimson
This is the Devil's playground.
2
Oct 04 2025
Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin
This album is a little "hit and miss" for me, but undeniably good
4
Oct 08 2025
Apple Venus Volume 1
XTC
This made me nostalgic for animated feature films from just before the Pixar takeover, when the animation had bold,rich color and well-defined edges. These guys could have made an outstanding soundtrack for one of those films. Great stuff.
4