1001 Albums Summary

It has a soothing quality throughout with the exception of "Cars are Cars", which was an agitating disrupter of a tune. Apart from that song the rest of the album was monotone lacking instrumental and vocal dynamism. I can't think of an occasion when I would be compelled to listen to it again.

A frustrating and tedious listen.It's aptly titled in that each track feels like an introduction building to something more engaging, but the rug is pulled every time as the proceeding track is another haunted house themed slog. There are some soundtrack worthy beats.

One note throughout, and that not is hot oil and candle wax on the nipples!

Conjures memories of 90's era romantic comedies and my emotionally-abusive father. Fantastic!

They display good range in this varied collection. If you like this, you'll love Flight of the Conchords. Irony or intention?

Raw kinetic aggression from the golden age of thrash metal. If you are listening to this while sedentary, without turning it up to nearly unbearable volume, you're doing it wrong. Take your creamy shits and get back to Weenie Hut Jr. If you need to build a fence in a day, turn it on and turn it up. Would be a perfect score with a couple more face-melting solos.

Credit for pioneering hard rock. This is way crunchier than the Stones or Zeppelin, but it's a bit of a snooze i'nit? As for catchy riffs or hooks, nothing really stuck with me.

A pretty good piece of proto-psychadelic surf rock. What sounded like a guy making mouth bongo sounds on several of the tracks was an especially nice touch.

Respect.

I'm more impressed with where Missy went than where she got started. She's like a guest on here own album here. Mostly nice jams for slow-humpin' ya girl, but it's a little boring.

For the artist, there is probably something deeply and personally profound about this, but musically, it's distilled shit. Why bother with the pauses between "songs" when you're going to resume with the same droll nonsense. Much like the films of Wes Anderson, this is the type of bullshit that pretentious people like because they think they are supposed to. I like the album cover.

It's very good, but I don't do those drugs anymore.

It's good old-head stuff, but I've been overexposed to this type of music due to many years of riding around in a crew van with the radio tuned to the classic rock station.

The album feels like the soundtrack from one of those Cameron Crowe films in which nothing really happens, but it gets by on vibes. Feels like summer and I like it.

I'm not sure why this album makes the list over multitudes of similar, very accessible jazz works, but it is good entry level stuff for people wanting to dip the toe.

This is iconic stuff from the last days of the golden era of hip hop. This is iconic stuff. It's too bad the dipshit had to continue to play gangster after becoming successful.

Come on now.

OG Metallica fans will, to a person, list Justice as their best work, and I agree. Those same fans would say it is their last good album. I include the Black album as a good album, even though it launched them into the mainstream and they've been wilting since. This is their opus.

What the everloving fuck is this generic 90's pop rock bullshit doing here? There was a time when one could cast a line into the ocean and inevitably reel up one of these bands. From Toadies to Meat Puppets and Presidents of The USA, this sound was pervasive and undeniably... mid. Ironic timing that this album came up following Metallica's best work, because that's how it went down, and everything rock tasted a bit worse thereafter.

The aggregator's affinity with early works is beginning to come off as that of an SNL parody of a music snob. Focusing on what put them on the map takes away from the ultimate destination of a best-in-a-generation band, and may even dissuade new listeners. This album has a couple great tunes that will surely tickle the melancholy bone of the emo dweebs, but it pales in comparison to subsequent records, and now I have to give 3 stars to a 5-star band.

Real Mortal Kombat type of stuff.

It comes with too much you-had-to-be-thereism to be an album one "must hear", but if you were there you know. A quick watch of the "Break Stuff" video from the horrific Woodstock '99 will give you a glimpse at the hype they had at the time. These guys along with Korn ushered in the mercilous but (thankfully) short-lived Nu Metal scene. Victims of their own success, they drowned in a deluge of imitators.

I've managed to never intentionally hear the Smith's for my entire life thus far, and I will not begin now. Morrissey is a proper c**t.

Classic old-school with funky samples from a time when hip hop was about shakin' it, and not all your past and future crimes.

Doesn't stand the test of time. This is the guy who brings the acoustic guitar to the party and instead of playing songs everyone can sing along with, he wants to play you some of his "originals", totally killing the vibe.

Pretty good angsty teen stuff. Maybe one song too long.

Isn't musical preference a peculiar thing?

I liked hearing some of the lesser played songs again.

Beck created his own genre. It's like the beastie boys on heroin. Good stuff.

This fella is bad at singing.

Nope.

That grimy, soulful voice will live on forever.

A wild collection of spastic cacophony, strictly for the snootiness jazzophiles. WARNING: This album may cause epileptic seizures.

It's more good old-head stuff.

Jesus cult chants from deep within a cave.

Takes me back, but it's extremely dated.

Same as yesterday's album. Dated AF.

It was a bold choice to release this as a rock album, so bold they made a movie about it. Things worked out pretty well for these fellas...except for Freddie. He died of the aids.

Ironically, I feel like Reggae is the among the "whitest" music genres. I hear this and can only picture a horde of dreadlocked hippies swaying around in a dusty field or some corn-rowed college spring-breakers chugging from hollowed out coconuts.

A full box of sock hop slappers from the legendary boogie-woogie spazz. It is, however a little redundant.

Passable as a film score, skipable as a stand alone.

Controlled chaos

It's much better than today's weird hip-hop, pop rock, country hybrid trash.

On of the all-timers...

I've always thought Bjork was a cool and unique person, but I've never been able to make it through an entire album.

I can always take mo' Motown.

Some real C.S.I. test tube and beaker shit. If you like the first 30 seconds of a particular song, you're in luck, because it won't change. No bridge, no chorus, no key change, just the same thing all the way through. The final track switches it up a bit, but too little, tool ate(I'm leaving the typo because Tool eats this shit alive). If you don't immediately like the song, save some time and go ahead and skip to the next.

I've never been much of a Sabbath or Ozzy fan, but they were definitely pioneers of a genre.

Really good stuff. This maybe the first one I'm happy to have discovered from this scatter-shot list. I like her voice and funky chops.

Kinda mid. It has some flourishes of greatness, but he got better after this

Charming.

I'm sure Michelangelo had some sick finger paintings too. Why would anyone listen to this when Raising Hell(⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐exists?

Buttery

At this run time, it's not the best for a straight playthrough, but when one of the best vocalists of all time is singing the best showtunes of all time the result s'wonderful.

Not a smoker.

The old-school NY hipsters loved to tell you that you had to listen to this. It's decent, gritty stuff. I kind of liked it.

A stellar debut from the eighties' preeminent Bop-it based band.

Pleasant busking music

Flav-A-FLAAAAAAV! I've probably listened to this album a hundred times.

For me, Gorillaz is more of a product than a band. Benefiting from already having that Blur $, they were able to combine their titular album with badass animated video without any sort of come up. No buzz, no fan base, they just drop the Clint Eastwood video at a time MTV was still a thing, and it was massive. It's brilliant marketing. It's impossible for me to hear Gorillaz without visualizing those creepy caricatures. That said, the music is good. 4 stars for the album, 5 stars as a product

Mainly irritating.

Too soon for another one.

It's alright, but I'm to filled with rage to enjoy it.

Kind of beautiful, kind of scary. I like it.

"I'm on Smoko!"

Elvis in his Taylor Swift era

Pretty good, but I became less engaged as it went on

Not as grating as some of his stuff, but still no.

Anyone seen "Mandy"?

Really? Next.

It all sounds like an advert for boner pills. For a guy who calls himself "The Edge"? Just sayin'.

The composition is very good, but it's a little sad-sacky for me.

Legendary stuff that makes me want to shake it.

I don't want to say this is awful, but to me, this is awful. Mid music, mid vocals. It must be about the lyrics or something.

Decent, but it wore thin toward the end. Somewhat dated.

I like Chicago/Delta blues in moderation.l, so maybe not an entire album in one go. I really liked that part about the cat licking his balls.

I was never into Nirvana(they ruined metal), but the songs are good and iconic to the grunge scene.

meh.

Late night at the lounge.

I don't care for this.

It was just okay for me at the time, but it has grown on me.

This is the Devil's playground.

This album is a little "hit and miss" for me, but undeniably good

This made me nostalgic for animated feature films from just before the Pixar takeover, when the animation had bold,rich color and well-defined edges. These guys could have made an outstanding soundtrack for one of those films. Great stuff.

Brits don't rap right.

The originals are all better than this recording, but I'd bet this was a wildly entertaining live show. It tickles me to imagine the first-chair flugelhorn's "Holy shit!" face when presented with the sheet music.

I don't really like it.

Pee-pee weiners

The highs are killer, funky fused metal and spastic guitar solos, but there are some mid songs that don't earn the fifth star.

Is this for kids or for Broadway?

There was definitely some cool creative stuff mixed in with some mid stuff.

Not on Halloween. No,no,no.

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Pretty good, gritty stuff.

PP Weiners

It doesn't really slap. It's kind of slow and dated, but it's more thoughtful than most of today's music.

It's good.

Head nodding turns to stomach turning on the fifteenth loop in all of these songs.

It's pretty cool for the era, and inspired a massive genre.

Chock- full of bangers for getting your bang on.

The music is pretty good, but miss me with those " vocals".

I was critical when her debut album made the list because I was aware that she had produced much better material since. Now you've gone and redeemed yourself with this one that unequivocally slaps.

Corny.

The production on this rates much higher than most stuff from the era. I had heard these songs many times, but it was remarkable how much more was revealed the first time I listened on a high quality sound system. It's oozing with ear candy for audiophiles, and the lyrics are pretty solid as well.

It was a bit boring for me.

Poop in my ears.

Kudos for being innovators and basically inventing a genre, but these songs just too damn long.

There are some very interesting "sounds" here. Innovative stuff and I know for many people this is their GOAT, but I've only ever liked a couple of these songs.

Well, now I know what a " fag hag" is.

Sounds pretty good, but I don't know enough about Afro-Cuban jazz to rate it.

The vocals just kill me...not in the good way.

I imagine this is what Tarantino listens to while he's going to Japanese toe porn.

Aptly titled dweeb dad rock.

Theatrical rock that is actually good. Brilliant composition with great vocals backed up by a band that is so good, I had to look up who played in it.

Christmas gold.

I never really connected with Bowie, but this is pretty much a masterpiece.

I can't make up my mind on this one. I think it's good, but maybe not?

Too chill. Feels overdosie.

It's okay, but an album of widely instrumental grooves has to be much better to make the list

The pinnacle soundrack for the emo adolescent. It has all the feels, and is just poppy enough to be widely appealing. When I was just a young boy, I hated this because my teenage older brother and sister loved it. Turns out I just hated my siblings, but when I became a teenager, I got it. Now I love this album, and I even like my siblings.

Love the old school flow.

It's interesting. I enjoyed the variety of style from song to song, but the overall tone stayed mostly the same.This is not something that I would ever intentionally listen too.

It has a unique quality.

Dirgecore drivel.

They got skills, but I don't like the songs very much.

I mostly prefer singing in songs with vocals. This started out alright, but became tedious as a full playthrough. Probably better in small doses.

I like the up-tempo tunes.

Outstanding singer/songwriter stuff. I can't find any reason to deduct stars from this even though it's not music I would normally listen to.

The songs all start out as bangers, then become tiresome half way through.

Weak-ass shit made me angry.

It IS fun! I quite enjoyed this.

I break this out pretty often. It's the sax man that gets me.

Didn't we do this one a few months ago?

The Wait is good, but Metallica made it uuuuge.

Cool.

I'm not some kind of nutless Coldplay enjoyer, but this is objectively good music. It begs the question, "When did Coldplay become AI?".

I just learned about this group a few months ago after watching one of those "Drumeo" YouTube videos. I'm aware that no band(with the exception of Gerta Van Fleet) wants to be compare to another band, but I'm cueing in on some Coheed and Cambria vibes, and I think that rules. Some of the songs caused me excessive agida, though.

I don't like anything about this.

Had some good high points, but also some generic stuff.

The lyrics and music are top shelf, but those vocals...

I'd give it another 1/2 star if those were a thing.

Bjork is cool, but it's hard to get into the music

I don't even think this is good, much less an album that everyone should hear.

Peace Sells still rips, by Megadeth matured into a better band without "selling out".

Elevated elevator music.

I kind of dig it.

Sounds like early 90's Sepultura, but less good.

Island time! 100% okay.

Annoying AF.

It started out strong, but quickly faded to a snooze.

As with a good portion of live albums, this one is lacking the visuals that generate the vibe of live performances. Hearing the audience helps this one a little.

Unlike many of the debit albums on this list, this one holds up with some legendary bangers.

Solidly middlin'. Feels kind of Canadian.

Best band of all time.

Undeniably pleasant.

I never got the hype.

The songs lull one into a sort of trance, and then halfway through that "What the hell am I listening to?" feeling hits. It's devious like that, but all in all, it's just too much wailing with too much reverb.

East coast hipster poop

I DO like cold beverages! I like Beck, but he may owe G a little dough.

Meatroaf.

When it began, I was surprised that it didn't sound the way I assumed it would from seeing the album cover. After a few minutes, it sounded exactly as I assumed it would

Was there ever a Duran Japan superband?

I've heard better from this guy.

Good old-time rock n roll. Like an elevated bar band.

"My Generation" still slaps, but the rest is so-so

I can't really consider an occasion or activity where I would listen to this. This type of music is kind of farcical to me.

Well, it's jaunty.

So we get 28 minutes of music looped for 2 hours? GTFO with this BS.

It's pretty good, but a little chaotic.

It's a bit silly for a minute, then just dumb and annoying.

I like Muddy Waters when the time is right.

Pretty good throughout.

It's hard to find any flaws in this. Just not something I would throw on very often.

Top G.

It boggles the mind how such high-energy music can be so utterly boring.

It sounds nice, but I don't like the songs much.

Gritty, loud, nasty stuff still holds up.

Pretty solid.

This still rips.

Weird for the sake of weird is such a dated genre.

I really liked the composition and production, but I only liked a few of the songs.

Good classic prog' rock

A bit too slow for me.

There are some good hits on this one.

It's just okay.

I guess you had to be there...

It's too Halloweenie. I was out at "Frappuccino".

There are some great hits on here. I've probably heard them a few too many times from the days when I had to ride around in a crew van for many hours a day with the same radio station tuned. I like the folksy sound of a lot of the tunes..

It's kind of goofy, but okay.

Very good overall.

It makes me feel silly inside.

Yuck.

An interesting children's album.

I hear why people like it.

Legendary.

Decent Britpoprock. The vocals were a little weak for my taste.

Pretty good hard-pounding techno.

When I was 13, this was my best friend Michael's favorite album. Until now, I've refused listening to it simply to spite him. Good thing, because Michael moved to Seattle, overdosed on heroin and die, so this is probably dangerous gateway music

Rock-solid debut album from these 80's icons.

I like the energy of this one.

Bjork is good, Bjork is cool, but the notion that of the 1000 albums one "must hear" at least 3 are Bjork albums is inconceivable. Low stars for the suggestion, but the album is okay. I knew what to expect after listening to the two previous Bjork albums off the list.

I will sooner see the 2026 Supergirl film than listen to the THIRD sad-sack Nick Cave album from this list.

I don't think it holds up so well.

The beats were good

This is another album with very good, creative composition, but I just don't care for the songs or overall vibe.

Monotonous.

Maximum quirk.

I like the frantic energy. It seems like these gentlemen are having fun playing on this and I like that, but minus a couple stand-outs, there is a sameness to the songs that brings it down a bit.

It's good, but I'm trying to get fired up on a Friday morning. Come on!

Good, but overlong

All these songs invoke the scenes just following the moment of conflict in a modern Christmas movie.

The production is immaculate, but it gets too loopy at times.

OG respect.

I've always been 100% positive towards Van, but some of this is nearly unlistenable.

Common's rapping is a little better than his acting, but both are sort of mid.

I find the thought that anyone feels like this dorky shit is "must hear" to be chilling.

Pretty good, but the second half tapered off a little.

The music is very pleasant, but miss me with the spoken-word vocals.

It's pretty good, but do not listen while working or driving. It's from the " Music to Sleep to" catalogue.

Kind of middle-of-the-road dad rock.

The thrash era of the Big Four was peak metal for me. This is good, but the chaos that Slayer brings draws a bit more aggression out of me than I usually need these days.

Get's some stars for the variety of styles ,but that's about it.

When this came out I wasn't into this sort of mindful, "intellectual" hip hop, but looking back, it's very good, especially when compared with the mindless drivel we get these days.

Came out of the gates pretty hot, then settle sinto decent punk. Sounds Australian.

I came for the comments, but I actually got a few chuckles from the album.

I never cared for the 80's ZZ Top sound. There are some decent grooves on here but I prefer their previous albums.