Apr 15 2025
good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kendrick Lamar
I love the phone calls and random conversation samples. Easy listening album, no songs I really dislike and a couple of bangers towards the end (Real, Compton, also Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe) probably 3.5/5
4
Apr 16 2025
Different Class
Pulp
Britpop isn't really my cup of tea, but I do love the tone and themes of album. Even if I probably won't listen to many of these songs again, I appreciate its significance and its probably one of my favorites of a genre I don't like.
2
Apr 17 2025
Highway 61 Revisited
Bob Dylan
My favorite Dylan album. Both of its time, but something that resonates throughout American history. I love the strong blues backbone but each track gives a different flavor.
4
Apr 18 2025
In The Court Of The Crimson King
King Crimson
I don't know if I'll ever add any of the songs to a mix, but I will definitely return to listen to the album as a whole. Was really surprised by how much I enjoyed it
4
Apr 21 2025
Aladdin Sane
David Bowie
Eh. I like David Bowie, not a huge fan, but the album didn't do a ton for me
3
Apr 22 2025
The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
David Bowie
I enjoy a narrative album, but overall, this album gets a decent rating carried by some bangers (moonage, Starman) and then a lot of stuff that's fine. I appreciate that this was Bowie's breakthrough and what really launched him into the weird side, but outside the historical context, this album is more decent than great in my eyes.
3
Apr 23 2025
Ready To Die
The Notorious B.I.G.
God damn. While this was the only studio album that Notorious saw released, it might be the only thing bigger than the B.I.G. himself. The man spits bars better than a Snickers conveyor belt. While the album is often dark and dangerous, there is a range of emotions, including joy and humor. There's authenticity in what he's saying (something severely lacking in lots of later rap lyrics), and it might give the most honest representation of being a drug dealer in the 80's and 90's. He makes you feel what he felt, experience his life, which can be difficult as a white dude from rural Pennsylvania. There's so many great references and samples in here (lots of rap history here), this is truly one of the greatest hip hop albums of all time.
5
Apr 24 2025
Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
Arctic Monkeys
Not a punk fan, but the arctic monkeys have a unique style and add a slightly different flavor to each of their quick romps. Strong vibes. I don't know if I'll listen to many of these tracks again, but I enjoyed the listen.
3
Apr 25 2025
Five Leaves Left
Nick Drake
The artist is as somber as he is talented. I love the light folk guitar mixed with more traditional orchestral instruments. I wish this man had not been so depressed. He could have made more incredible music. His music stylings fit his own sad story, an unappreciated poet in his time that ended life far too early.
4
Apr 28 2025
Illinois
Sufjan Stevens
experimental album, not really my cup of tea
2
Apr 29 2025
Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin
1. Banger
2. Keep your foot on the motherfucking pedal baby. That long screech followed by that nifty lick *chef's kiss*
Also, the bombast of the drums in this album so far is peak
3. slow it down, haunting duet vocals, mandolins aplenty, and we're talking LOTR; I feel like I've been transported to Middle Earth, stop I can only get so erect
4. Are you kidding me?? What?? This? This ... masterpiece? The slow build from the ethereal to the hot and heavy? Mama Mia, we got a spicy meatball here.
5. how about a little jaunt to take the edge off. And god damn, those drums
6. Driven by the rollicking main lick, I think its underrated
7. A little reprieve before the big finale; still has some edge though
8. that harmonica haunts my dreams and nightmares.
Truly one of the greatest rock n roll albums of all time 0/5
5
Apr 30 2025
Rumours
Fleetwood Mac
Fleetwood Mac has always been a bit of a blindspot, but they put out some real yacht-rock, road trip jams mixed in with some real hard hitting bangers (The Chain, Gold Dust Woman). I need to listen to more
5
May 01 2025
Peace Sells...But Who's Buying
Megadeth
Definitely synergized with my morning coffee to power me through the morning. Maybe I lack a refined ear, but the problem with thrash metal is all the songs feel like the same speed and tone, so they start to blend together. I enjoy the style to an extent, but another that I probably won't return to.
3
May 02 2025
Paul's Boutique
Beastie Boys
Listening to this after Cuban Linx is some whiplash. They are lacking a bit in the lyrics department, but they make a good beat and have fun. It's as if as if an ivy league a capella group formed a rap group that could make a half decent beat.
3
May 05 2025
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme
Simon & Garfunkel
The best hippy drum circle's signature album (complimentary); starts strong then kind of peters out but great nonetheless
4
May 06 2025
Eliminator
ZZ Top
Forget corn flakes, have this for breakfast to start your day with some *crunch*. ZZ Top adapted to survive into the 80's, and while I can frown at the lack of authenticity using loops, drum machines, and synthesizers, it's hard to argue with the end result. Don't think too much about it, just enjoy the boogie, blues, and electric sex machines. Those sheepskin guitars will haunt me (in a good way) forever
3
May 07 2025
She's So Unusual
Cyndi Lauper
Kick snare to knock your damn head off. Not really a music period that I enjoy, but two absolute classics carry this album.
2
May 08 2025
Very
Pet Shop Boys
I just don't get the value of this music. I, a man of unbelievably limited musical talent, feel like I could cobble an album similar to this in like 6 months. This is the aspartame of music.
1
May 09 2025
It's A Shame About Ray
The Lemonheads
It's not my cup of tea, but they seem talented.
2
May 12 2025
1999
Prince
As the title track states, this is a party. Damn, I wish I had been invited to party with Prince, but I guess I was -10 in 1982
4
May 13 2025
Exile On Main Street
The Rolling Stones
Just a classic Stones album, a party with dark/seedy undertones, a spine of good ole fashioned rock n roll with the draperies of other styles thrown in (gospel, country, etc.). It's the good local dive bar of music.
4
May 14 2025
Feast of Wire
Calexico
2
May 15 2025
Marquee Moon
Television
Punk - schmunk, Television is the best garage/indie/alternative rock band of all time and this is their best album, featuring more hooks than a coat rack and a lovely interweave of the two guitarists. mastapiece *mwah*
5
May 16 2025
Central Reservation
Beth Orton
In a genre that is not my cup of tea, it alternates between surprisingly enjoyable (to me) and irritating (the majority);
2
May 19 2025
Grace
Jeff Buckley
Clearly a talented vocalist, but also kind of annoying and overdone; I initially wanted to rate it higher, but replaying some of the songs reinforced all the worst vibes (overemotional, whiny at times, dude clearly singing every line with his eyes closed)
2
May 20 2025
Achtung Baby
U2
God Bono is fucking annoying and he's not that talented (not every note needs to held to orgasm moan threshold). I don't know what's more unbelievable: that these assholes thought it was so important to listen to their crap music that they forced it onto every iPod, or that they were at one point the most popular "rock'n'roll" band on earth (humanity is fucked). At least two members didn't give themselves dipshit nicknames, I hope no more of their albums are on this list, but I know I won't get so lucky.
Rant aside, this album has a couple of decent tracks, and the otherwise is ... completely unremarkable
2
May 21 2025
Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against The Machine
I can't think of a more appropriate title for the album. Zach is a lyrical master and Morello rips.
5
May 22 2025
Only Built 4 Cuban Linx
Raekwon
I appreciate the cinematic style and the influence this album had on future albums, but from a listening perspective, it's a couple of bangers and then mostly not my cup of tea
3
May 23 2025
Pornography
The Cure
Love the creepy goth vibes, an authentically miserable album. Glad Robert Smith didn't use the Cure for depression.
4
May 26 2025
Stand!
Sly & The Family Stone
An album that alternates between party and real shit. But it's funky goodness all throughout.
4
May 27 2025
Blackstar
David Bowie
What a death march. It is a somber album, but that sax keeps it Bowie-dacious. So very different from his early work, but I really like it.
4
May 28 2025
Exodus
Bob Marley & The Wailers
5
May 29 2025
Vulnicura
Björk
These are terrible, inconsistent soundscapes with slam poetry vocals sprinkled in. I stopped listening and had to come back because it was such a frustrating and tedious experience. Hard pass.
1
May 30 2025
Cafe Bleu
The Style Council
A strange album, that goes from background elevator to poppy jazz. There are some decent tracks, but it mostly doesn't move me much.
2
Jun 02 2025
Dummy
Portishead
Weird witchy vibes. Not irritating but not something I want to listen to either
2
Jun 03 2025
Get Behind Me Satan
The White Stripes
Jack White's talent shines through a diverse set with plenty of crunch. I really enjoyed coming back to this album
4
Jun 04 2025
Solid Air
John Martyn
A blend of groovy jazz, folk, blue, and rock. Neat
3
Jun 05 2025
Modern Kosmology
Jane Weaver
I enjoyed it in parts, but too often it faded to the background. It was nice working music though
3
Jun 06 2025
21
Adele
There's more variety than I expected for a modern pop album and I think Adele is a talented vocalist at least (although she could cut her note-wavering by like 50%). But it's still a modern pop album (read=shit)
2
Jun 09 2025
Brilliant Corners
Thelonious Monk
Simple, complex, the music seems to flow rather than have composition, but there's not a single honk, hat tap, or key strike out of place
4
Jun 10 2025
More Songs About Buildings And Food
Talking Heads
I always thought the Talking Heads were kind of irritating, but I really liked this album. Positive & poppy, there's some other influences in here. The rhythm provides a reliably steady foundation, allowing everything else to dance around a bit.
4
Jun 11 2025
Bayou Country
Creedence Clearwater Revival
A couple of monster hits and the finest bayou muddy rock in between. mastapeece
5
Jun 12 2025
The ArchAndroid
Janelle Monáe
Out of left field, I enjoyed this modern opera. I don't know that many songs stood out in particular, but the flow through different genres was well done and I think I'll come to appreciate this album more when I come back to it
3
Jun 13 2025
Pet Sounds
The Beach Boys
I understand why this is such a tremendous musical achievement, but it just didn't click all the way for me. RIP Brian Wilson
4
Jun 16 2025
Rust Never Sleeps
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
I think Neil Young gives Bob Dylan real run for his money for best American musician/poet. His lyrics are less creative, but I think are truer to the American experience (especially since they are dumbed down) and he's definitely a more talented musician. damn
4
Jun 17 2025
Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin
God damn, this album is two plates heavy. Sure, plenty of blues and some soft tones mixed in, but god damn
5
Jun 18 2025
2112
Rush
It's good, but if this is peak Rush, I get why I don't listen to them very often
3
Jun 19 2025
...The Dandy Warhols Come Down
The Dandy Warhols
I liked this album, but I think it's because it feels like a grunge album for people who don't like grunge.
3
Jun 20 2025
Dear Science
TV On The Radio
I like a couple of songs on here, but it just doesn't amount to much for me and blends in with a lot of alternative/pop that's out now (it's probably more of a 2.5)
2
Jun 23 2025
This Is Fats Domino
Fats Domino
While the white nationalist nostalgia for the 50's is mostly terrifying, Fats Domino still bangs.
4
Jun 24 2025
Strangeways, Here We Come
The Smiths
Usually not a pop rock fan, I really liked a few songs on this album, and the rest was fine, not irritating. I really liked the variety of instruments and seasoning of other styles. Solid
3
Jun 25 2025
The Notorious Byrd Brothers
The Byrds
Strong 60's rock backbone with some of trippy, experimentation mixed in, this album goes by in a breeze, and really captures the desire for escape in the late 60s. No one will mistake this for Rubber Soul, but the Byrds (Version 1.0) ended on a strong note. 3.5
3
Jun 26 2025
We're Only In It For The Money
The Mothers Of Invention
While I respect what Zappa accomplished and the lyrics are fun and message poignant, from a pure listening perspective, it's pretty rough. I like Zappa a lot, and a lot of his other parody, satirical songs have a lot of musical talent in them, but this feels more like a bunch of musicians fucking around in the studio and laughing at hippies, which while fair, doesn't make for a good audio experience.
2
Jun 27 2025
Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music
Ray Charles
What a blindingly talented musician. He can inject such genuine emotion into his music; he knows when to blast with his vocals and horns and when to keep it soft and simple. Any one can see this is a fantastic album
4
Jun 30 2025
Let's Get It On
Marvin Gaye
Get it on, the quintessential fuck song, puts the album at a 3 by itself (plus have a sequel that's message is "keep fuckin'", pure genius). But I really should say making love, because although the topic is base, Marvin's sultry, emotional voice caresses the topic and the musical composition is such vulvety perfection.
4
Jul 01 2025
Neon Bible
Arcade Fire
Doomy-gloomy but ultimately didn't leave much of a mark. Only on the third playthrough did it really start to leave an impression. The lead sounds like the Boss really straining for extra emotion. (probably a 2.5)
2
Jul 02 2025
Let's Stay Together
Al Green
It starts really strong, stalls out in the middle, and then finishes on a stronger note. Al Green's vocal style is unique, but also sometimes a little grating.
4
Jul 03 2025
Tommy
The Who
This was a staple of road trips with my family for some reason that I have no regrets about because the music is phenomenal (also all the fucked up stuff went over my head). And the story is incredible.
5
Jul 04 2025
Manassas
Stephen Stills
My view on this album mostly aligns with my musical taste, which I think tells me how to review it as a whole. Stills is a talented musician and makes great music, but he doesn't elevate the sum of its parts in a way that CSNY rarely fell short of.
3
Jul 07 2025
Otis Blue/Otis Redding Sings Soul
Otis Redding
Otis is uber talented, but it's hard for me to rate an album full of covers too high, especially when I like the originals better
3
Jul 08 2025
Off The Wall
Michael Jackson
It is understandably overshadowed by the his subsequent album, this is when we really start to see MJ's signature style appear and there's a lot of range here too
4
Jul 09 2025
My Aim Is True
Elvis Costello
I don't know what I disliked more, looking at the album cover or listening to the actual music. At least it was quick.
Ultimately, Costello tries to blend a bunch of different rock styles and wrap it in faux punk anger/angst which matches his fake blended image.
2
Jul 10 2025
good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kendrick Lamar
I love the phone skits. Some songs are a little long for my taste, but there are some jams in here. Probably a 3.5
3
Jul 11 2025
The Specials
The Specials
It's jaunty and upbeat, but I don't like ska. Surprised this came out all the way back in 79 though
2
Jul 14 2025
Songs From The Big Chair
Tears For Fears
The hits on this song are top-notch, but the in-between are much better and much more diverse stylistically than I expected for an 80's pop rock band. Happily surprised
4
Jul 15 2025
Crime Of The Century
Supertramp
3
Jul 16 2025
Sometimes I Wish We Were An Eagle
Bill Callahan
Modern American classic, epitomizes the vibe of the American west. 3.5
3
Jul 17 2025
Live / Dead
Grateful Dead
You know what makes for good listening, going from a coherent song to just having all the musicians play over each other for 15 minutes. I am grateful their music careers are largely dead.
2
Jul 18 2025
Drunk
Thundercat
The true Ace of Bass. 4.5
4
Jul 21 2025
Tidal
Fiona Apple
I had per-conceived notions coming in that were largely correct, but there is more variety here than I expected. It was fine background music to me catching up on work
2
Jul 22 2025
Can't Buy A Thrill
Steely Dan
I was blown away. The hits were obvious, but there's a lot of deeper cuts here that are jams too. After a 2nd listen, this bumped from a 4 --> 5, (maybe a 4.5 in the end)
5
Jul 23 2025
Boy In Da Corner
Dizzee Rascal
I'm sure Dizzee's style gives voice to many people's experiences and emotions, but all I fucking hear are nails on a chalkboard laid over repeatedly punched-in-the-head stupid fucking blast beats. My mental image association with this album listening experience was watching the dollar store aftermarket parts of a 2001 Honda Civic R being shaken free from the body by the incessant booming of a sub worth more than the rest of the build put together.
1
Jul 24 2025
Vol. 4
Black Sabbath
RIP to a king. You're classic heavy metal with some surprise changeups (Changes, Laguna Sunrise) that highlights their collective talent.
4
Jul 25 2025
Music From The Penguin Cafe
Penguin Cafe Orchestra
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3
Jul 28 2025
Reggatta De Blanc
The Police
Message in a Bottle - no notes; raises the floor of this album, otherwise it's mediocre except for Copeland masterfully mashing the skins and cymbals
3
Jul 29 2025
Metallica
Metallica
A 3.5. This is chock full of classics (RIP Mariano Rivera), and decent range for a heavy metal album. Although it doesn't do a lot for me, this album oozes pure Metallica sound
3
Jul 30 2025
Os Mutantes
Os Mutantes
I like this era, and experimental stuff, but all this spaghetti on my tympanic membrane is starting to stink.
2
Jul 31 2025
Head Hunters
Herbie Hancock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-XXbYb5hx0
^this skit, except it's jazz and funk, but equally as tasty
4
Aug 01 2025
School's Out
Alice Cooper
Solid hard rock, would be otherwise indistinct if not for a little Cooper flair and some added horns and theatrical bits.
3
Aug 04 2025
Buena Vista Social Club
Buena Vista Social Club
I mean, it's fun, but not really my cup of tequila. The pianist is quite good
2
Aug 05 2025
The Bends
Radiohead
This goes harder than I expected.
3
Aug 06 2025
(What's The Story) Morning Glory
Oasis
This is a tough grade, I was really torn between 2 and 3. The best Oasis hits are here (Wonderwall and Champagne Suprenova are underrated), but the filler is rough, just a lot of noise.
2
Aug 07 2025
Court And Spark
Joni Mitchell
Joni steps a little out of her comfort zone and shows a real spark. Damn, she's a talented vocalist.
3
Aug 08 2025
Nick Of Time
Bonnie Raitt
Cry on my shoulder is a bop
So is Real Man &
Love Letter
I think I might like Bonnie Raitt
3
Aug 11 2025
Back At The Chicken Shack
Jimmy Smith
Vibes
3
Aug 12 2025
Highway 61 Revisited
Bob Dylan
My favorite Dylan album. Both of its time, but something that resonates throughout American history. I love the strong blues backbone but each track gives a different flavor.
4
Aug 13 2025
L.A. Woman
The Doors
More of a 2.5, but I stand by that the Doors are the most overrated band of this era. Nothing on here is bad (and Riders on the Storm is awesome), but it doesn't stand out at all compared to contemporary bands.
2
Aug 14 2025
Duck Rock
Malcolm McLaren
What strange ride, but it was fun (for the most part) and funky. I don't know how often I'll come back in whole, but it'll be fun when a song or two mixes in
3
Aug 15 2025
Peter Gabriel
Peter Gabriel
I was taken aback at how much I liked this album. There's a lot of variety here, but while the instruments and styles differ, the quality maintains. He may have left the band, but this album marks the genesis of a special solo career.
4
Aug 18 2025
Morrison Hotel
The Doors
As much as I shit on the Doors, this feels like a real album rather than just a distillation of generic late 60's hippy rock. There's actually variety in the types of music. It's a decent listen, probably a 3.5 (but I'll dock them .5 cause they're the damn Doors)
3
Aug 19 2025
The Band
The Band
A dark horse for one of the great American music albums. Probably a 4.5, but who cares
5
Aug 20 2025
Something Else By The Kinks
The Kinks
This album is fine, and very British in its baroque-pop style. But as someone who really likes the Kinks, I get why this album sold poorly. Waterloo Sunset redeems what is a lot of meh
3
Aug 21 2025
White Ladder
David Gray
At least Nick Drake was a talented sad boy musician. Probably a 1.5, but I penalize this album as it apparently paved the way for other trash like Ed Sheeran and James Blunt (at least "You're Beautiful" is objectively funny)
1
Aug 22 2025
Rocks
Aerosmith
the most distilled Aerosmith album. The first two tracks are killer, the rest of the album is more fine than good. But it lives up to its namesake probably a 3.75, but I'll give it a bump since lord knows they did plenty
4
Aug 25 2025
Disraeli Gears
Cream
If you could distill the transition of rock n roll from blues to the more psychedelic era to follow, you'd get this album. I don't think it's the CREAM of the crop, but it's damned good
4
Aug 26 2025
Beauty And The Beat
The Go-Go's
Fun album filled to the brim with bops. Catchy punk vibes, with good emotional range
3
Aug 27 2025
Talking Timbuktu
Ali Farka Touré
Smooth, almost understated but technically impressive guitar in a mix of West African and more traditional blues influences. Good, easy listening
3
Aug 28 2025
Hail To the Thief
Radiohead
This is the more annoying electronic whiny stuff I have come to associate with Radiohead. There is some neat experimental stuff here (lullabies, shanties, etc.), but it's also depressing and grating at times. Credit I suppose for melding child-like fantasy and the political era, and also seeing the future rise of fascism, if unintentionally. I'll give it a 3, but it's really more of a 2.5
3
Aug 29 2025
Back To Black
Amy Winehouse
This album stands in contrast to a lot of similar works in the genre in that it isn't one note, there's a lot of variety in tone and emotion here that compliment Amy Winehouse's incredible pipes. RIP RIP. Also, shout out to Mark Ronson, that man can produce music.
4
Sep 01 2025
Diamond Life
Sade
Sultry vocals tried to entice me, but ultimately, the smouldering tones failed to light a fire in me.
2
Sep 02 2025
Axis: Bold As Love
Jimi Hendrix
Starting off with a UFO skit using guitar feedback is pure genius; then you get to the actual songs. I can't be unbiased, Hendrix is my favorite guitarist of all time, so this was always going to be a 5.
Probably the most diverse Experience album in terms of style and story telling. There's existential ballads about space and life, Romeo & Juliet dramas, and songs about hot ladies. And Hendrix just tearing ass on guitar throughout; it's not just fingers-on-fire solos, he lays out these wonderful progressions of weird chords. What a King.
P.S. I don't care what MDDK says, this version of Little Wing is far superior to Stevie Ray Vaughan's (who is also a king)
5
Sep 03 2025
Mama's Gun
Erykah Badu
It's a good background listen, but all the songs kind of blend together, except for kiss me on my neck, which was really annoying and I had to skip halfway through. The instrumentation is great, but it falters a bit in the back half of the album
2
Sep 04 2025
L'Eau Rouge
The Young Gods
I don't know what's happening but it's fun. 2.5 stars
3
Sep 05 2025
I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got
Sinead O'Connor
As someone who hates this type of music, I didn't hate it! Although she does some yodeling, the emotion she injects feels mostly genuine. And the backing instrumentals feel well-composed, not just background for her vocals.
2
Sep 08 2025
One Nation Under A Groove
Funkadelic
There is a lot of layer of instrumentation and vocals for each song, but they weave together well rather than as an overwhelming wall of sound. And got damn is there some incredible stanky funk guitar
4
Sep 10 2025
Melody A.M.
Röyksopp
This is basically a softer Boards of Canada. It's nice to fall asleep to or mellow out with after tripping balls, but I don't know if it merits much air time beyond that.
2
Sep 11 2025
Street Life
The Crusaders
It's a pretty good example of a modern jazz album, but I don't know that it really stands out as an all timer
3
Sep 12 2025
Rattlesnakes
Lloyd Cole And The Commotions
This is a Brit cosplaying as Bruce Springsteen, and like the British, it's kind of charming, but ultimately falls well short of the original. More of a 2.5 but I'm feeling harsh
2