1001 Albums Summary

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165
Albums Rated
2.91
Average Rating
15%
Complete
924 albums remaining

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1950
Favorite Decade
Jazz
Favorite Genre
Other
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16
5-Star Albums
15
1-Star Albums

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Albums

You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
The New Tango
Astor Piazzolla
5 2.88 +2.12
Songs From A Room
Leonard Cohen
5 3.16 +1.84
Bitches Brew
Miles Davis
5 3.3 +1.7
Horses
Patti Smith
5 3.31 +1.69
Brilliant Corners
Thelonious Monk
5 3.33 +1.67
Figure 8
Elliott Smith
5 3.33 +1.67
The Gershwin Songbook
Ella Fitzgerald
5 3.5 +1.5
Morrison Hotel
The Doors
5 3.57 +1.43
Palo Congo
Sabu
4 2.71 +1.29
Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath
5 3.81 +1.19

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Is This It
The Strokes
1 3.81 -2.81
The College Dropout
Kanye West
1 3.31 -2.31
Teen Dream
Beach House
1 3.26 -2.26
Hysteria
Def Leppard
1 3.2 -2.2
Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space
Spiritualized
1 3.14 -2.14
Your New Favourite Band
The Hives
1 3.12 -2.12
In Our Heads
Hot Chip
1 3.09 -2.09
Armed Forces
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
1 3.07 -2.07
Dare!
The Human League
1 3.05 -2.05
Copper Blue
Sugar
1 2.98 -1.98

Artists

Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Led Zeppelin 2 5

Least Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Kanye West 2 1
Elvis Costello & The Attractions 3 2

Controversial

ArtistRatings
David Bowie 5, 2, 4

5-Star Albums (16)

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Boy In Da Corner by Dizzee Rascal

I'm not sure if this is supposed to pass for music, as to me this sounded more like a terrible audiobook or radio drama. That is, if one can understand what they are saying at least because I couldn't understand more than half of it. I would rather I heard this after I was dead.

Funeral by Arcade Fire

If the people who invented and created recording equipment knew it was going to be (mis)used this way they would have never gone through with it. I hope they called it funeral to celebrate the end of their musical career because they realized they should have never even begun to try and make any music.

Hysteria by Def Leppard

As I'm writing this I'm praying to Chronos, the God of Time, to make it so the 80's never happened, so that neither would this album, or any albums like this one. Unfortunately that would also mean I'd never have been born, but as much as I love my life such is the sacrifice I'd be willing to make to spare people's ears from these horrible kakophonias.

Paul Simon by Paul Simon

If this list was called 1001 of the most average albums you've ever heard in your life, I would have given it three stars. But it's not so I can't give this more than 2 stars. Absolutely nobody misses out on anything if they don't hear this album before they die. I don't know who makes these lists but they have an objectively bad taste. It reminds me of the Indians who out of national pride vote 10 out of 10 stars on every shitty Bollywood movie they can find on IMDB. Who wants to hear some guy blabber on about some basketball town? There's a million different albums I can think of which would actually be worth listening to before you die, which would never appear on a list like this. Loads of classical, current day jazz, yes even a lot of lesser known shoegaze albums are better than this crap. Go listen to some Saint-Saens violin concertos and avoid this album.

1-Star Albums (15)

All Ratings (165)

Juju by Siouxsie And The Banshees
Mar 08 2023
Bossanova by Pixies
Mar 12 2023

Much better than expected

Mar 14 2023

Both volumes are pretty quirky though the first volume is just too silly for my taste. Volume 2 is a lot better and I think the first volume is better left ignored.

Boy In Da Corner by Dizzee Rascal
Mar 16 2023

I'm not sure if this is supposed to pass for music, as to me this sounded more like a terrible audiobook or radio drama. That is, if one can understand what they are saying at least because I couldn't understand more than half of it. I would rather I heard this after I was dead.

Listening to this made me question whether I felt more sorry for Bono or my ears, as both felt like they were in pain.

Aja by Steely Dan
Mar 18 2023

Not bad but boring

Everything Must Go by Manic Street Preachers
Mar 19 2023

Everything must go yes, like this album. Please stay away from me with all your hundreds of guitars.

The New Tango by Astor Piazzolla
Mar 22 2023

Sounds like a work of genius. This is the first album in the two weeks or so I've been rating albums here I had to listen to more than once as it was so good. What a fantastically enjoyable wild ride!

Sex Packets by Digital Underground
Mar 23 2023

Kids having fun. Not terribly boring but also not terribly exciting. I'm not a fan of rap to begin with but at least the piano was good.

Tommy by The Who
Mar 24 2023

It's alright.

Figure 8 by Elliott Smith
Mar 25 2023

Really beautiful

This Year's Model by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Mar 27 2023

A voice somewhere between that of a punk and a crooner which just doesn't really work for anything but Chelsea, at least on this album. I respect the guy since he wrote Chet Baker's Almost Blue which requires some talent but this is just slightly embarrassing.

Hunky Dory by David Bowie
Mar 28 2023

David Bowie showing off his skills as one of the most versatile artists who ever lived. I needed to check if I was still listening to the same album a couple of times as the songs are often so different in style and substance. "I'm closer to the Golden Dawn Immersed in Crowley's uniform" This album is a fantastic treat for fans and non-fans alike.

Savane by Ali Farka Touré
Mar 29 2023

For the most part this album just consists of some standard typical African music, although there are moments when some brilliance comes shining through, especially in the guitar parts. There are 2 beautiful songs, Savane which the album is named after, and then there's Banga which sounds really hypnotic. The rest of the album is okay but not great.

The Gershwin Songbook by Ella Fitzgerald
Mar 30 2023

Combine two of the greatest and most talented American jazz artists who ever lived, Ella Fitzgerald and George Gershwin, and you get this masterpiece of an album. I used to listen to Ella all the time but hadn't enjoyed her sparkling voice on these new cans yet so thanks for that!

You Want It Darker by Leonard Cohen
Mar 31 2023

It's really good poetry, and enjoyable to listen to with a glass of wine. But strictly musically speaking one would need another Jeff Buckley to turn these songs into 5 star songs.

Bad Company by Bad Company
Apr 02 2023

Just some classic rock from the 70's. Pretty uninteresting compared to a lot of other music which was created around that time.

Songs From A Room by Leonard Cohen
Apr 03 2023

I was sceptical at first but this one is really beautiful

Suede by Suede
Apr 04 2023

Pretty good.

Revolver by Beatles
Apr 05 2023

The Beatles here in full force. I'm not sure if this is my favorite Beatles album but it's certainly up there.

Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen
Apr 06 2023

Dull!

Low by David Bowie
Apr 07 2023

Definitely not Bowie's best and the album is a bit of a mess. I was listening to the remastered edition, and I'm not sure if the mastering of the original was any better but here it was utter crap. Putting the bad mastering aside however (which is difficult to do), this still sounds like an experiment gone horribly wrong. While we expect nothing less than wild experiments from Bowie, this one just misses the magic of a lot of Bowie's other works.

Imagine by John Lennon
Apr 08 2023

It's hard to rate this album objectively because I absolutely love John Lennon, and this album also. And Imagine is a beautiful song which will no doubt stay relevant for the remainder of our time on this planet. Setting my emotions aside however, none of The Beatles produced a lot of great music after they disbanded, and this album taken as a whole is unfortunately no exception.

The ArchAndroid by Janelle Monáe
Apr 09 2023

This is, quite something. We've strayed pretty far from my own musical tastes here and I would be lying if I said I liked it. Sure, there were parts which I liked, beginning with the overture which was pretty impressive and well done. But as a whole it was just all way too manic for my tastes. At the same time I would be remiss if I gave this anything less than 4 stars. It's incredibly creative and original in the way it blends various genres. And while various different influences are often strongly and unmistakably present (like Michael Jackson to name just one), it still manages to come across as authentic.

Funeral by Arcade Fire
Apr 10 2023

If the people who invented and created recording equipment knew it was going to be (mis)used this way they would have never gone through with it. I hope they called it funeral to celebrate the end of their musical career because they realized they should have never even begun to try and make any music.

Apr 11 2023

God Put a Smile upon Your Face is the only good track here. If the next album is going to be a 2 hour recording of crying cats in heat, then I'm certain to enjoy it more than all the other tracks on this album.

Tragic Songs of Life by The Louvin Brothers
Apr 12 2023

For myself it's a bit plain, but my grandad would have loved this so I wanted to give it 3 stars. But then I noticed that they stole a song from Nirvana, which cost them 0.5 star. 2.5 stars gets rounded up to 3 stars.

Hysteria by Def Leppard
Apr 14 2023

As I'm writing this I'm praying to Chronos, the God of Time, to make it so the 80's never happened, so that neither would this album, or any albums like this one. Unfortunately that would also mean I'd never have been born, but as much as I love my life such is the sacrifice I'd be willing to make to spare people's ears from these horrible kakophonias.

Rust Never Sleeps by Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Apr 16 2023

Not exactly revolutionary but it's ok

Hejira by Joni Mitchell
Apr 18 2023

Really good

Boston by Boston
Apr 19 2023

I'm giving this 3 stars because I'm feeling generous. But honestly, it's not as bad as I initially thought it was going to be.

World Clique by Deee-Lite
Apr 20 2023

I wish they would scrap all the one hit wonders from this 1001 albums list and I wonder how many albums would be left. This one is just like listening to the same boring song over and over again, except for Groove is in the Heart which is actually good. But do I really need to have heard this before I die? Even with the one okay song on the album, I very much don't think so.

Yeezus by Kanye West
Apr 23 2023

I'm sure if you got no soul you'll love this, as I've never heard anything more lifeless.

21 by Adele
Apr 24 2023

Pretty good

Apr 30 2023

I don't like it when they growl, and while the growling isn't the worst I ever heard here it can still get a bit much sometimes. Otherwise I would have given it 4 stars.

Rhythm Nation 1814 by Janet Jackson
May 01 2023

It's not terrible but it quickly becomes very boring. I just can't give this 3 stars as it's too boring and unoriginal to take seriously.

Horses by Patti Smith
May 03 2023
Murmur by R.E.M.
May 06 2023

I was surprised how much ahead of their time they were.

Paul Simon by Paul Simon
May 08 2023

If this list was called 1001 of the most average albums you've ever heard in your life, I would have given it three stars. But it's not so I can't give this more than 2 stars. Absolutely nobody misses out on anything if they don't hear this album before they die. I don't know who makes these lists but they have an objectively bad taste. It reminds me of the Indians who out of national pride vote 10 out of 10 stars on every shitty Bollywood movie they can find on IMDB. Who wants to hear some guy blabber on about some basketball town? There's a million different albums I can think of which would actually be worth listening to before you die, which would never appear on a list like this. Loads of classical, current day jazz, yes even a lot of lesser known shoegaze albums are better than this crap. Go listen to some Saint-Saens violin concertos and avoid this album.

Vivid by Living Colour
May 10 2023

Waiter I found a hair in my music.

Dare! by The Human League
May 12 2023

I imagine this is what people have no choice but to listen to in places like Guantanamo Bay.

Homework by Daft Punk
May 13 2023

This is pretty bad. A whole album of horrible music with a mediocre hit somewhere in the middle.

Real Life by Magazine
May 14 2023

It's pretty bad, but in this case that's a good thing.

Debut by Björk
May 17 2023

I'm not a fan of Bjork but this is pretty good.

The Stranger by Billy Joel
May 19 2023

1 good song and pretty lightweight otherwise

Cut by The Slits
May 25 2023

Interesting

Dirt by Alice In Chains
May 27 2023

Pretty great

Armed Forces by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Jun 08 2023
KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka
Jun 10 2023
1989 by Taylor Swift
Jun 18 2023
90 by 808 State
Jul 10 2023
Music by Madonna
Jul 28 2023
xx by The xx
Jul 31 2023
Rio by Duran Duran
Aug 08 2023
Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Aug 15 2023
Tarkus by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Aug 16 2023

Critic

Average rating: 2.91 (0.40 below global average).

Other

Album origins are grouped into three buckets: US, UK, and everything else. “Other” means the artists you rate highest are from outside the US and UK.