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You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Yank Crime
Drive Like Jehu
5 2.74 +2.26
Spiderland
Slint
5 2.97 +2.03
Future Days
Can
5 3.02 +1.98
Ambient 1/Music For Airports
Brian Eno
5 3.07 +1.93
Tubular Bells
Mike Oldfield
5 3.1 +1.9
Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde
The Pharcyde
5 3.13 +1.87
Repeater
Fugazi
5 3.14 +1.86
american dream
LCD Soundsystem
5 3.17 +1.83
Deloused in the Comatorium
The Mars Volta
5 3.18 +1.82
Selling England By The Pound
Genesis
5 3.19 +1.81

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
21
Adele
1 3.69 -2.69
Exile On Main Street
The Rolling Stones
1 3.59 -2.59
Document
R.E.M.
1 3.55 -2.55
Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Red Hot Chili Peppers
1 3.47 -2.47
Urban Hymns
The Verve
1 3.37 -2.37
Your Arsenal
Morrissey
1 3.05 -2.05
Introducing The Hardline According To Terence Trent D'Arby
Terence Trent D'Arby
1 2.99 -1.99
You Are The Quarry
Morrissey
1 2.87 -1.87
Sticky Fingers
The Rolling Stones
2 3.86 -1.86
Elephant
The White Stripes
2 3.84 -1.84

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Beatles 3 5
Radiohead 4 4.5
Black Sabbath 3 4.67
Nirvana 2 5
The Smashing Pumpkins 2 5
Yes 2 5
Marvin Gaye 2 5
Kanye West 2 5
Pink Floyd 2 5
Elliott Smith 2 5
David Bowie 5 4.2

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ArtistAlbumsAverage
Morrissey 2 1
Red Hot Chili Peppers 2 1.5
The Rolling Stones 3 2

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The Smiths 4, 2, 5

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Yank Crime by Drive Like Jehu

Now this, this is a certified masterpiece. For some it is probably a bit too harsh, maybe the 9 minute behemoth that is „Luau“ is too much to handle, but if you can go into this album with an open mind, and preferably with a background in punk/hardcore, then you‘ll feel right at home. My dear friend showed me this album a few years ago and I‘ve been in love ever since. It‘s not as emotionally meaningful to me as other albums, but the sound is just crushing. It‘s like a truck with cinderblocks hitting you, and that‘s a very hard feeling to convey in music. If you liked this album I urge you to check out their debut album. RIP Rick Froberg 5/5

I fucking hate britpop, it‘s a deep hate, a discriminating hate, but there are some exceptions. Pulp‘s Different Class is a masterpiece, and that‘s about it, not a long list, is it? And somehow Rob had the gall to put so many britpop albums on this list, at least we have 7 Costello albums to listen to. The vocals are whiny, the lyrics aren‘t anything to write home about and the band is just generally not that good musically, so you know, basically the usual ordeal for this god forsaken genre called britpop. On top of that, I absolutely DESPISE the discourse around Oasis; you can‘t make just two apparently good albums and be hailed as the second coming of The Beatles (or Bach for that matter), it just doesn‘t work like that. And the whole reunion tour is a farce, just a despicable cash grab. To my surprise it’s somehow en vogue to ironically like Oasis and dress up as one of the lads of bygone days. Ultimately I‘m the actual farce in this equation, because I do actually enjoy this album. To paraphrase a review I read on here: „this is the epitome of lager rock“, and honestly? The world needs its lager rock, but in small doses and preferably prescribed by your health care provider, and that‘s basically the gist of why I‘m not condemning this album to the void of forgetting. 4/5

american dream by LCD Soundsystem

This would be my pick for the user part of this website. I‘m at a crossroads in life and I feel seen by this album. James Murphy encapsulates very succinctly and in a dancing manner my feelings for my first half of my twenties. I‘m too young to remember the start of LCD Soundsystem‘s actual career, heck the band broke up just as I was getting into my My Chemical Romance phase where I thought the Black Parade was the pinnacle of music. Luckily (or unfortunately) I was later on „civilized“ by my dear friends and especially by the LP collection of my friend’s father. Ziggy Stardust was probably the first album I actually thought was better than the Black Parade. The point of this tangent: if I was actually a Person when LCD Soundsystem became big, I would probably love their earlier albums more, but alas, I have to be the contrarian this time Every single song on this album speaks to me on some level, it feels like Murphy knows exactly what I‘m thinking about, even though I‘m just some random guy trying to hold it together day by day. He gets my romanticizing of New York City (even though I‘ve never been there), he gets my love for apparent esoteric bullshit that can be applied to anything you want, and most importantly I think he gets my feeling of being stuck in life in all aspects, apart from getting older. Musically it feels so much more mature, cold and distant than their earlier work. Despite the coldness it has very high highs, I get goosebumps every time I hear the break down of „one step forward… and six steps back!!!“, it‘s probably my favorite part of the album. The title track with it‘s „sha-bang, sha-bang“ is another highlight and then the following „emotional haircut“ is a great „up beat“ post-punk track that sounds like it could come directly from the 80‘s if it wasn‘t Murphy‘s vocals bringing us to the present. I don‘t really know what exactly Murphy wants to convey with his songs, I‘m not really a person who reads obsessively about music, I just listen to music and stop and think about the music I really like, and the albums that feel like they are speaking to me get bonus points. In the end I think it‘s a very hopeful album, despite it‘s very cold and clinical sound. Yeah, the lyrics aren‘t really happy-go-Lucky, but it feels like a trauma dump of sorts. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people would trauma dump with good music. Many will disagree, but I do think this belongs in the top 100 albums of all time, easily a 5/5. I hope more people will come to love this album, hopefully without having the anxiety and depression that I‘ve experienced. Ultimately I just wish that more people would dance to LCD Soundsystem. I know I wrote a lot of bullshit, but let a white boy yap for once. 5/5

Figure 8 by Elliott Smith

[Figure 8] is an album near and dear to my heart; I will genuinely get sad if someone I respect doesn’t enjoy it. Elliott Smith is very much a part of my obsession with melancholic songwriters who died before their time, David Berman being the prime example of the pinnacle of this obsession, but I digress. This album is more upbeat than Smith‘s previous albums, starting with the morbid but kind of cheery(?) [Son of Sam], which chronicles the escapades of the crazed murderer who supposedly was ordered by his dog to kill all those couples in New York in the 70s. There is something very similar to Sufjan Stevens‘ track [John Wayne Gacy, Jr], but his track is disturbing, intimate even, hence why I would describe Smith‘s track as „cheery(?)“. SIDENOTE: apparently Elliott has stated that this is not about the serial killer, but come on, he was obviously inspired by him at least. I quote: „couple killer running out of time“, „Son of Sam“ sung 152 times and so on. You won‘t find anything gut wrenching like [Needle In The Hay] (which was used to great effect in one of the saddest scenes I‘ve ever seen in my life in Wes Anderson‘s [The Royal Tenenbaums]), but there are still some absolutely heartbreaking songs on here, with the metaphor filled and dissociating track [Can‘t Make a Sound] being my pick for the saddest song on the album. You can very much feel the tiredness in his voice. But if anything, you can find some absolutely mean songs on the record as well. [Somebody That I Used to Know]‘s meanness nearly rivals that of the pure hatred that is shown by Bob Dylan on [Like a Rolling Stone], which is very high praise, but of course Dylan wins in this meanness competition, Smith‘s track is only 2 minutes long and Dylan made a diss track with a length of 6 minutes. All in all, this is my favorite Elliott Smith record, and even though I was too young to experience the firsthand loss of him I very much do think about him and miss him. If I ever want to press the feel-sad button for my masochistic needs, then I just need to go to my altar of dead melancholic songwriters, listen to some Elliott Smith and reread his Wikipedia page for the 50th time. I hope I get a Morrissey album tomorrow so I can absolutely trash him and cheer myself up, this was not a fun pick for today :(

1-Star Albums (14)

All Ratings (358)

Exile On Main Street by The Rolling Stones
Jan 12 2025

Före: Ha aldrig lyssna på rolling stones förutom deras hits, så ja vet ungefär hur dom låter Efter: inge speciell blues rock, lite bleh

21 by Adele
Jan 13 2025

Before listening: Am I going to really listen to Adele?? During listening: Break up albums are always a bit meh with me, especially if the focus is on a singer and not the band as a whole à la Taylor Swift, Lorde and other countless starlets of bygone days. This album seems to not be an exception. She is a very good singer, but for me it has to be an interesting package as a whole, be it with interesting composition, instrumentation or whatever. He won't go is a very good track. After Listening: Boring with a nice highlight. Probably never going to listen to it again. I find it hard to imagine that people actually get passionate about this album.

Talking Heads 77 by Talking Heads
Jan 14 2025

Before listening: I’m pretty familiar with Talking Heads, but never listened to their debut album apart from the well known singles During: it‘s pretty good this far. It has that Talking Head weirdness, but it‘s not at the level of their later albums. It has more „punk“ influences I guess, not really a surprise for an album from 1977 After listening: really good, not as good as their later material, but still very fun

Morrison Hotel by The Doors
Jan 15 2025

Before listening: I‘ve only listened to their self-titled before, not really my genre but we will see After listening: actually pretty fun, won’t be listening to it again in a while

This Year's Model by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Jan 16 2025

Very good very nice

Arrival by ABBA
Jan 17 2025

Just sounds like a greatest hits album, no red thread. It‘s just your usual ABBA

Nilsson Schmilsson by Harry Nilsson
Jan 18 2025

Pretty boring, but nothing wrong with it. Coconut is a banger

Fishscale by Ghostface Killah
Jan 20 2025

Unc the album

Walking Wounded by Everything But The Girl
Jan 24 2025

Very good very nice

Doggystyle by Snoop Dogg
Feb 01 2025

One of the best gangsta rap albums ever

In Utero by Nirvana
Feb 11 2025

Top 100 album

Bug by Dinosaur Jr.
Feb 14 2025
Blue by Joni Mitchell
Feb 15 2025
Street Life by The Crusaders
Feb 19 2025

Generic jazz, not bad per se

Illinois by Sufjan Stevens
Feb 22 2025

Amzng

Superfly by Curtis Mayfield
Feb 25 2025
Beyond Skin by Nitin Sawhney
Feb 27 2025

Legalize nuclear weapons

Time Out by The Dave Brubeck Quartet
Mar 01 2025

I love my white homies

Vol. 4 by Black Sabbath
Mar 15 2025
Catch A Fire by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Mar 20 2025

I got Bob Marley pilled

War by U2
Mar 27 2025

Actually good U2 album??? Can’t be

Harvest by Neil Young
Apr 01 2025
Frank by Amy Winehouse
Apr 05 2025
Aja by Steely Dan
Apr 06 2025
Roots by Sepultura
Apr 11 2025
Funeral by Arcade Fire
Apr 17 2025
Arular by M.I.A.
Apr 30 2025
Music by Madonna
May 02 2025
Oxygène by Jean-Michel Jarre
May 21 2025
The Bends by Radiohead
May 27 2025

Only album fron radiohead that I‘ll admit to loving

Ramones by Ramones
Jun 07 2025

Influential? Absolutely A bit boring? Most definitely

Sticky Fingers by The Rolling Stones
Jun 10 2025

I really just don't like Jagger & Co, better than the other rolling stones albums this far at least

Parachutes by Coldplay
Jun 12 2025

The beatles is way better

1984 by Van Halen
Jun 17 2025
Paris 1919 by John Cale
Jun 18 2025

Bangs but it‘s a ons

Jun 20 2025

Only really banging wilco album, but a very banging one indeed Easily a top 100 album

Dirty by Sonic Youth
Jun 27 2025
Exodus by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Jul 02 2025
Abbey Road by Beatles
Jul 05 2025

Lowkey a pretty decent album

Smash by The Offspring
Jul 10 2025
Melodrama by Lorde
Jul 12 2025

Just breathe

Goo by Sonic Youth
Jul 13 2025
Bad by Michael Jackson
Jul 15 2025

Nonce music

Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
Jul 17 2025
Elephant by The White Stripes
Jul 29 2025
Floodland by Sisters Of Mercy
Jul 31 2025

Low key banging acrually

Slayed? by Slade
Aug 06 2025

Proto britpop

Chris by Christine and the Queens
Aug 20 2025
xx by The xx
Aug 21 2025
Murder Ballads by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Aug 22 2025

A lot of murders

LP1 by FKA twigs
Sep 04 2025
american dream by LCD Soundsystem
Sep 12 2025

This would be my pick for the user part of this website. I‘m at a crossroads in life and I feel seen by this album. James Murphy encapsulates very succinctly and in a dancing manner my feelings for my first half of my twenties. I‘m too young to remember the start of LCD Soundsystem‘s actual career, heck the band broke up just as I was getting into my My Chemical Romance phase where I thought the Black Parade was the pinnacle of music. Luckily (or unfortunately) I was later on „civilized“ by my dear friends and especially by the LP collection of my friend’s father. Ziggy Stardust was probably the first album I actually thought was better than the Black Parade. The point of this tangent: if I was actually a Person when LCD Soundsystem became big, I would probably love their earlier albums more, but alas, I have to be the contrarian this time Every single song on this album speaks to me on some level, it feels like Murphy knows exactly what I‘m thinking about, even though I‘m just some random guy trying to hold it together day by day. He gets my romanticizing of New York City (even though I‘ve never been there), he gets my love for apparent esoteric bullshit that can be applied to anything you want, and most importantly I think he gets my feeling of being stuck in life in all aspects, apart from getting older. Musically it feels so much more mature, cold and distant than their earlier work. Despite the coldness it has very high highs, I get goosebumps every time I hear the break down of „one step forward… and six steps back!!!“, it‘s probably my favorite part of the album. The title track with it‘s „sha-bang, sha-bang“ is another highlight and then the following „emotional haircut“ is a great „up beat“ post-punk track that sounds like it could come directly from the 80‘s if it wasn‘t Murphy‘s vocals bringing us to the present. I don‘t really know what exactly Murphy wants to convey with his songs, I‘m not really a person who reads obsessively about music, I just listen to music and stop and think about the music I really like, and the albums that feel like they are speaking to me get bonus points. In the end I think it‘s a very hopeful album, despite it‘s very cold and clinical sound. Yeah, the lyrics aren‘t really happy-go-Lucky, but it feels like a trauma dump of sorts. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people would trauma dump with good music. Many will disagree, but I do think this belongs in the top 100 albums of all time, easily a 5/5. I hope more people will come to love this album, hopefully without having the anxiety and depression that I‘ve experienced. Ultimately I just wish that more people would dance to LCD Soundsystem. I know I wrote a lot of bullshit, but let a white boy yap for once. 5/5

Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath
Sep 16 2025

Cuh-lassic! Paranoid is the better album, but this is still very good

Deep Purple In Rock by Deep Purple
Sep 20 2025

I know my friend will crucify me for this one, but I just do not get deep purple. Not to say that it is a bad record, but I just don’t really get it. In my heart it‘s a 3/5, but to keep the peace I will give it a 4/5

Clandestino by Manu Chao
Sep 24 2025

A bit shite innit

Purple Rain by Prince
Sep 27 2025

Positively surprised. I remember dismissing the album the first time around when I was 15-16 years old. I never was a big fan of the title song, but it really fits in the album context. It‘s a classic not understood by me the first time around. It could be a 5/5 someday for me

Axis: Bold As Love by Jimi Hendrix
Sep 28 2025

Absolute classic. Hendrix is my idol as a pure musician, and that‘s coming from a natural bassist

Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen
Sep 29 2025

Probably my favorite Springsteen album

Rid Of Me by PJ Harvey
Oct 01 2025

It‘s pj harvey, our queen, but it‘s not one of her masterpieces

Yank Crime by Drive Like Jehu
Oct 03 2025

Now this, this is a certified masterpiece. For some it is probably a bit too harsh, maybe the 9 minute behemoth that is „Luau“ is too much to handle, but if you can go into this album with an open mind, and preferably with a background in punk/hardcore, then you‘ll feel right at home. My dear friend showed me this album a few years ago and I‘ve been in love ever since. It‘s not as emotionally meaningful to me as other albums, but the sound is just crushing. It‘s like a truck with cinderblocks hitting you, and that‘s a very hard feeling to convey in music. If you liked this album I urge you to check out their debut album. RIP Rick Froberg 5/5

Crosby, Stills & Nash by Crosby, Stills & Nash
Oct 07 2025

This is some certified soft rock! Didn‘t know it could get this groovy. One of the albums where I liked the bonus songs as well

Black Monk Time by The Monks
Oct 08 2025

Nice story to it, shitposting before shitposting was cool

Safe As Milk by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
Oct 09 2025

Captain Beefheart is a legend, it‘s a shame that I don‘t enjoy his music that much

Amnesiac by Radiohead
Oct 11 2025

Radiohead is my guilty pleasure band and I do have to quote the melon in saying that this feels like a Kid A B-Sides album. Some very good material on here though, but it just doesn’t have that red thread

Spiderland by Slint
Oct 12 2025

This is one of those albums I don‘t put on when I want to have a good time. Masterful instrumentation, amazing atmosphere, it‘s just not really a fun time.

World Clique by Deee-Lite
Oct 17 2025

Eclectic, but a bite shite

Oct 18 2025

The older I get the less I like The Smiths, especially post Meat Is Murder. Maybe it‘s blasphemous to admit that, I really just do not like Morrissey

Head Hunters by Herbie Hancock
Oct 19 2025

It‘s a classic for a reason

Rocks by Aerosmith
Oct 20 2025

Not old enough to actually like dadrock

Fear Of Music by Talking Heads
Oct 21 2025

Idk, I love Talking Heads, but this is pretty low on the totem pole. Maybe I will regret giving it this review after my enlightened friend absolutely trashes me

Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield
Oct 22 2025

I‘m getting older. From my teenage years until yesterday I actively did not like this album. There was just something off with it, but yesterday I realized that this is really an amazing album. Maybe it‘s my age speaking now, I‘ve started to like Steely Dan as well. I‘m not even that old

Hot Rats by Frank Zappa
Oct 25 2025

f u vini

Bone Machine by Tom Waits
Oct 26 2025

Maybe Tom Waits needs someone to talk to

Bitte Orca by Dirty Projectors
Oct 29 2025

Non-offensive millennial indie pop. Not much to be said really. I‘d rather be listening to Grizzly Bear if I wanted my fix of this genre of music

Violent Femmes by Violent Femmes
Nov 01 2025

Certified classic, it‘s amazing to think that this album came out in the eighties. This started my folk punk phase when I was getting out of my emo phase.

Life's Too Good by The Sugarcubes
Nov 03 2025

I feel a bit ashamed to admit the fact that this was my first contact with The Sugarcubes. Björk‘s vocals are phenomenal as always and fits oddly well with the post-punk sound, the execution overall is lacking though

Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette
Nov 04 2025

This is something my dad would unironically call a masterpiece

Nov 05 2025

I fucking hate britpop, it‘s a deep hate, a discriminating hate, but there are some exceptions. Pulp‘s Different Class is a masterpiece, and that‘s about it, not a long list, is it? And somehow Rob had the gall to put so many britpop albums on this list, at least we have 7 Costello albums to listen to. The vocals are whiny, the lyrics aren‘t anything to write home about and the band is just generally not that good musically, so you know, basically the usual ordeal for this god forsaken genre called britpop. On top of that, I absolutely DESPISE the discourse around Oasis; you can‘t make just two apparently good albums and be hailed as the second coming of The Beatles (or Bach for that matter), it just doesn‘t work like that. And the whole reunion tour is a farce, just a despicable cash grab. To my surprise it’s somehow en vogue to ironically like Oasis and dress up as one of the lads of bygone days. Ultimately I‘m the actual farce in this equation, because I do actually enjoy this album. To paraphrase a review I read on here: „this is the epitome of lager rock“, and honestly? The world needs its lager rock, but in small doses and preferably prescribed by your health care provider, and that‘s basically the gist of why I‘m not condemning this album to the void of forgetting. 4/5

Nov 06 2025

What a weird pick for this list! I still very much like it, but any other album from Hüsker Dü would have deserved the spot.

I Should Coco by Supergrass
Nov 09 2025

I could write a few more paragraphs about my hate towards britpop, this album doesn‘t deserve it though, it‘s actually decent. Nevertheless it‘s nothing that I would actually return to

Maggot Brain by Funkadelic
Nov 10 2025

If you don‘t like this then you don‘t have soul, I don‘t make the rules

Gris Gris by Dr. John
Nov 12 2025

Unc john heheeh

Veckatimest by Grizzly Bear
Nov 16 2025

This is my personal pinnacle of millennial indie pop. I remember listening to this when I was 15 on a trip to Greece, so I‘m always going to be transported back to that time when I listen to this. It‘s weirdly beautiful, weirdly somber, it just works.

Either Or by Elliott Smith
Nov 18 2025

This is great music for my seasonal affective disorder, not bumming me out at all. Man do I love Elliott Smith, Figure 8 is my favorite record of his, but I do understand why Either Or should land in the pantheon of great music. I‘m an ignorant little shit so I didn’t know who Elliott Smith was before I first listened to him, and I‘m 24 anno domini 2025, so I kind of experienced the loss of him as I read his Wikipedia article, which makes all his records more bittersweet for me. Really great album for today, I haven‘t seen the sun in a week :) At least I didn‘t get David Berman, that would’ve made me ugly cry.

Black Metal by Venom
Nov 20 2025

This is actual garbage, no redeeming qualities

Tidal by Fiona Apple
Nov 21 2025

Ily fiona, but this aint it

Dirt by Alice In Chains
Nov 25 2025
Nov 30 2025

Legendary punk album, or is it post punk already? I‘m not going to spend my Sunday debating about genre boundaries

Ragged Glory by Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Dec 01 2025

A bit boring, innit?

Deja Vu by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
Dec 02 2025
Fetch The Bolt Cutters by Fiona Apple
Dec 03 2025

This is a very… disappointing album. Fiona Apple was in her forties when this came out and it‘s her most juvenile sounding album. Maybe it‘s the production, but my main takeaway are the lyrics, she‘s still singing about the same things since her debut! This is would be like if Jay Z would still be rapping about slinging dope, i.e. JUVENILE! I‘m sorry Fiona, but this is not it.

Figure 8 by Elliott Smith
Dec 08 2025

[Figure 8] is an album near and dear to my heart; I will genuinely get sad if someone I respect doesn’t enjoy it. Elliott Smith is very much a part of my obsession with melancholic songwriters who died before their time, David Berman being the prime example of the pinnacle of this obsession, but I digress. This album is more upbeat than Smith‘s previous albums, starting with the morbid but kind of cheery(?) [Son of Sam], which chronicles the escapades of the crazed murderer who supposedly was ordered by his dog to kill all those couples in New York in the 70s. There is something very similar to Sufjan Stevens‘ track [John Wayne Gacy, Jr], but his track is disturbing, intimate even, hence why I would describe Smith‘s track as „cheery(?)“. SIDENOTE: apparently Elliott has stated that this is not about the serial killer, but come on, he was obviously inspired by him at least. I quote: „couple killer running out of time“, „Son of Sam“ sung 152 times and so on. You won‘t find anything gut wrenching like [Needle In The Hay] (which was used to great effect in one of the saddest scenes I‘ve ever seen in my life in Wes Anderson‘s [The Royal Tenenbaums]), but there are still some absolutely heartbreaking songs on here, with the metaphor filled and dissociating track [Can‘t Make a Sound] being my pick for the saddest song on the album. You can very much feel the tiredness in his voice. But if anything, you can find some absolutely mean songs on the record as well. [Somebody That I Used to Know]‘s meanness nearly rivals that of the pure hatred that is shown by Bob Dylan on [Like a Rolling Stone], which is very high praise, but of course Dylan wins in this meanness competition, Smith‘s track is only 2 minutes long and Dylan made a diss track with a length of 6 minutes. All in all, this is my favorite Elliott Smith record, and even though I was too young to experience the firsthand loss of him I very much do think about him and miss him. If I ever want to press the feel-sad button for my masochistic needs, then I just need to go to my altar of dead melancholic songwriters, listen to some Elliott Smith and reread his Wikipedia page for the 50th time. I hope I get a Morrissey album tomorrow so I can absolutely trash him and cheer myself up, this was not a fun pick for today :(

Blur by Blur
Dec 16 2025

My crusade against britpop continues to cool down, but honestly? Is this even a prime example of britpop? They have different instrumentation from track to track, they actually use some pedal effects, and most importantly they have varying BPMs; long gone are the days of The Verve‘s static BPM. If anything this even reminds me of Pavement, and a look at their Wikipedia page confirms my thoughts, and now it feels very derivative, though luck britpop! 3/5

Dec 17 2025

Jamiroquai, you are very much a shit band with good musicians, and for some reason people love you. But I don‘t! Fuck you!

Suede by Suede
Dec 18 2025

I listened to this when I was Christmas shopping i.e. distracted. Sounded like inoffensive 90s alt-rock

Dec 19 2025

Absolute garbage, way too long, no originality. Another one of those baffling picks for this list

Meat Is Murder by The Smiths
Dec 23 2025

FUCK! NOT THIS ALBUM! I hate Morrissey, I despise him to my core, but this album? This is the pinnacle of The Smiths. Andy Rourke (my beloved) has some of his best work on this album, Johnny Marr is getting into his real stride, and Morrissey‘s voice is not the main focus of this mix. This is sadly an album I can‘t hate, apart from the last track, of course there has to be some Morrissey wankery in the mix. All the other tracks outweigh the trashness of the last track.

Shaft by Isaac Hayes
Dec 28 2025
At Folsom Prison by Johnny Cash
Jan 02 2026

Absolute classic, easily top 5 live albums of all time. No doubt in my mind that this doesn‘t deserve a place. Every track bangs, but especially Cocaine Blues and Give My Love to Rose. I‘m amazed how good this sounds for the time.

1999 by Prince
Jan 03 2026
Sign 'O' The Times by Prince
Jan 04 2026

Ok my prince-o-meter is full now. Redemption arc is over!

Jan 10 2026

Influential, but badly aged. I lived through my eminem face and grew stronger from it. Kim is still one of the worst tracks I have ever heard

Fear and Whiskey by Mekons
Jan 18 2026

Fun little album, I probably won‘t return to it but I‘m happy to have listened to it

Heaven Or Las Vegas by Cocteau Twins
Jan 27 2026

I… finally get it! Lyrics are still incomprehensible though

B-52's by The B-52's
Feb 09 2026
Fuzzy by Grant Lee Buffalo
Mar 11 2026
It's Blitz! by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Mar 19 2026

Bland, inoffensive. I take offence

Back In Black by AC/DC
Mar 21 2026

Ok I‘m in a bad mood, but what the fuck is the redeeming quality here? It sounds atrocious

Apr 20 2026

Now this! This is a masterpiece! I love pavement from the bottom of my heart, I will return to them forever and ever, if there is any band in the world that can explain my state of mind then it is this band. I‘m lucky to have seen their show on their reunion tour a few years back.

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Debut by Björk
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im a simp

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