Jan 12 2021
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Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smashing Pumpkins
4
Jan 19 2021
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Buena Vista Social Club
Buena Vista Social Club
4
Jan 22 2021
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C'est Chic
CHIC
1
Jan 25 2021
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Highway to Hell
AC/DC
5
Jan 28 2021
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Five Leaves Left
Nick Drake
5
Jan 29 2021
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All Directions
The Temptations
1
Feb 01 2021
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Abbey Road
Beatles
4
Feb 02 2021
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Highway 61 Revisited
Bob Dylan
Dylan is probably the most overrated musician to exist. Can't stand that squeaky voice...
1
Feb 16 2021
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Coles Corner
Richard Hawley
4
Feb 18 2021
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Master Of Puppets
Metallica
5
Feb 19 2021
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Fred Neil
Fred Neil
2
Feb 22 2021
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Surf's Up
The Beach Boys
4
Feb 23 2021
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Abraxas
Santana
5
Feb 24 2021
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The Specials
The Specials
5
Feb 25 2021
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The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter
The Incredible String Band
This one was gay.
1
Feb 26 2021
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Odelay
Beck
Naaahh...
2
Mar 01 2021
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The Gershwin Songbook
Ella Fitzgerald
Good stuff
4
Mar 02 2021
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Francis Albert Sinatra & Antonio Carlos Jobim
Frank Sinatra
4
Mar 05 2021
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Boy In Da Corner
Dizzee Rascal
Garbage
1
Mar 08 2021
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No Other
Gene Clark
5
Mar 09 2021
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You Want It Darker
Leonard Cohen
Leonard Cohen is always fake and gay
1
Mar 10 2021
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Exile On Main Street
The Rolling Stones
3
Mar 11 2021
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Live Through This
Hole
2
Mar 12 2021
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Eternally Yours
The Saints
Yeah, it's ok
3
Mar 15 2021
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Shaft
Isaac Hayes
I'll make sure to listen to this one when I feel like hating myself
1
Mar 16 2021
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The Stooges
The Stooges
It's nice, kinda fresh
4
Mar 17 2021
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Joan Baez
Joan Baez
Everything sounds the same. Pretty voice, though
2
Mar 19 2021
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Rock 'N Soul
Solomon Burke
2
Mar 22 2021
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One Nation Under A Groove
Funkadelic
4
Mar 23 2021
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Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Beatles
2
Mar 24 2021
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Hms Fable
Shack
Sounds like backing track for some faggot millennial ad, but it's cool
3
Mar 25 2021
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Scream, Dracula, Scream
Rocket From The Crypt
It's kinda retarded I had never listened to this before. Good stuff
5
Mar 26 2021
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Gold
Ryan Adams
Had to stop in the middle of the 3rd song, because my balls were shrinking. It's like a cocktail of estrogen with radioactive waste
1
Mar 29 2021
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Morrison Hotel
The Doors
It has the vibe, but not my favorite from The Doors
3
Mar 30 2021
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The Pleasure Principle
Gary Numan
3
Mar 31 2021
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Picture Book
Simply Red
2
Apr 01 2021
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Sound of Silver
LCD Soundsystem
I managed to go through the album while having somewhat enjoyed exactly 1 song. It's noisy, in a bad way
1
Apr 02 2021
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John Barleycorn Must Die
Traffic
Short but good. Nice find
4
Apr 05 2021
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Pretzel Logic
Steely Dan
3
Apr 07 2021
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Heaven Or Las Vegas
Cocteau Twins
Weird. It makes me nostalgic of a time I was not even alive yet. Thought it was cringe at first, but came to like it
4
Apr 08 2021
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Ritual De Lo Habitual
Jane's Addiction
3
Apr 09 2021
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Thriller
Michael Jackson
3
Apr 12 2021
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69 Love Songs
The Magnetic Fields
What a stupid album
1
Apr 13 2021
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The Holy Bible
Manic Street Preachers
4
Apr 14 2021
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The Stone Roses
The Stone Roses
3
Apr 15 2021
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Dirt
Alice In Chains
Yeah, Alice in Chains is always cool
5
Apr 16 2021
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Merriweather Post Pavilion
Animal Collective
Albums like this make me think that the "before" in "1001 Albums to Listen Before You Die" in fact establishes a causal relationship, rather than a procedural one
1
Apr 19 2021
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Bitte Orca
Dirty Projectors
Fuck this shit...
1
Apr 20 2021
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Songs Of Leonard Cohen
Leonard Cohen
I find this guy so boring... It's funny how he had this squeaky voice before he got old and went on just talking over a soundtrack
1
Apr 21 2021
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Fever Ray
Fever Ray
So... what's original about this album? It's like Björk but more annoying and some 15 years later
1
Apr 22 2021
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Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret
Soft Cell
2
Apr 23 2021
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Talking With the Taxman About Poetry
Billy Bragg
3
Apr 26 2021
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Are You Experienced
Jimi Hendrix
Good stuff. Foundational album for any guitar player. There's always something new to notice. Decades later, it still sounds original
5
Apr 27 2021
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The Low End Theory
A Tribe Called Quest
1
Apr 28 2021
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Dirty
Sonic Youth
4
Apr 29 2021
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Paul's Boutique
Beastie Boys
3
Apr 30 2021
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Sweet Baby James
James Taylor
5
May 03 2021
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Homework
Daft Punk
Hummm... so, as an album, this is shit. Most songs are unbearable, but the few good ones are really good. Over the fence on this one
3
May 04 2021
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The White Album
Beatles
3
May 05 2021
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Queen II
Queen
4
May 06 2021
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Rumours
Fleetwood Mac
It's way better than I thought it would be. I guess it's the classic case where the average fan is so repulsive that it tarnishes an otherwise great band
4
May 07 2021
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Fuzzy Logic
Super Furry Animals
2
May 10 2021
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Oxygène
Jean-Michel Jarre
When I saw that all songs were called Oxygène, I knew it would be shit...
1
May 11 2021
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1977
Ash
3
May 12 2021
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The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
David Bowie
4
May 13 2021
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Elephant
The White Stripes
4
May 14 2021
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Tracy Chapman
Tracy Chapman
1
May 17 2021
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Kid A
Radiohead
2
May 18 2021
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Introducing The Hardline According To Terence Trent D'Arby
Terence Trent D'Arby
1
May 19 2021
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New Wave
The Auteurs
2
May 20 2021
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Harvest
Neil Young
5
May 21 2021
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Tapestry
Carole King
2
May 24 2021
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In Utero
Nirvana
4
May 25 2021
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Billion Dollar Babies
Alice Cooper
Classic. Utterly degenerate, but classic
4
May 26 2021
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Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
5
May 27 2021
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Dub Housing
Pere Ubu
I think I dislike it less than it deserves...
3
May 28 2021
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Kenza
Khaled
Khaled?! If Bonde do Tigrão pops up here I'llnot be surprised. No, serious WTF, that's total crap. This album doesn't even have Même pas fatigué... It's all rrrllluirrrkirrllaarrrrhhhullarrr
1
May 31 2021
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Parachutes
Coldplay
Listening to this now doesn't sound as bad as it used to. Still kinda gay, though
3
Jun 01 2021
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Elvis Is Back
Elvis Presley
King
5
Jun 02 2021
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Aqualung
Jethro Tull
5
Jun 03 2021
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The Scream
Siouxsie And The Banshees
Not into it
3
Jun 04 2021
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Time Out Of Mind
Bob Dylan
Man... this is bullshit. It's the 2nd Dylan crap they are pushing here by now. Anyone with minimal capacity for judgement a functioning year can notice that it's a stupid voice talking nonsense over bad music. Even Khaled is better than that
1
Jun 07 2021
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Pacific Ocean Blue
Dennis Wilson
Damn, this is good stuff
5
Jun 08 2021
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If You're Feeling Sinister
Belle & Sebastian
If the guy stopped sucking dick to sing, could be better. Still too much soy... Pass
1
Jun 10 2021
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Fifth Dimension
The Byrds
Now that's folk-rock. One of those bands that I often heard about but never listened too. I was surprised
4
Jun 11 2021
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Sunday At The Village Vanguard
Bill Evans Trio
Not much into jazz, but you listen to this, you understand what makes jazz special. Phenomenal musicianship
5
Jun 14 2021
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At San Quentin
Johnny Cash
Man, give me an extra star here. Legend
5
Jun 15 2021
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Moving Pictures
Rush
Can't deny the originality of this band, but never liked Geddy Lee's singing, sounds like Terrence and Philip. I'm pretty sure that's where South Park got the idea...
4
Jun 16 2021
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Fear and Whiskey
Mekons
Sounds kinda like country, but gay
1
Jun 17 2021
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GI
Germs
Bah, it's kind of a fun story, but not particularly excited about this album
3
Jun 18 2021
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Central Reservation
Beth Orton
4
Jun 21 2021
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Songs From The Big Chair
Tears For Fears
2
Jun 22 2021
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Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against The Machine
This is a good album. I'm giving it 1 star (would give a million negative if I could), because ultimately, their revolutionary talk is just a façade for a genocidal instinct and material lust that is so typical of your everyday armchair communist, castrated, burgeois, and with zero responsibility for his own life. Their White genocide video with that bitch Tim Wise is inexcusable, and I hope they will all burn in hell with a cactus up their ass
1
Jun 23 2021
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Me Against The World
2Pac
1
Jun 24 2021
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Paul Simon
Paul Simon
1
Jun 25 2021
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One World
John Martyn
Unlistenable
1
Jun 28 2021
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Bryter Layter
Nick Drake
4
Jun 29 2021
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Cypress Hill
Cypress Hill
Nah...
1
Jun 30 2021
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Reign In Blood
Slayer
I like the music, but the satanic lyrics make them look gay
4
Jul 01 2021
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Alien Lanes
Guided By Voices
2
Jul 02 2021
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The Grand Tour
George Jones
5
Jul 05 2021
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Blood On The Tracks
Bob Dylan
Shit, as always
1
Jul 06 2021
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Crosby, Stills & Nash
Crosby, Stills & Nash
Look, it's... nice
4
Jul 07 2021
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Destroy Rock & Roll
Mylo
1
Jul 08 2021
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Roots
Sepultura
Ah, now we're talking. Compared to other albums here, we'd need a truckload of stars to make this album justice. Damn good stuff
5
Jul 09 2021
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Fear Of Music
Talking Heads
2
Jul 12 2021
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A Hard Day's Night
Beatles
Good, but look, I get that Beetles is a fine band, no need to drop every single album here...
4
Jul 13 2021
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No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith (Live)
Motörhead
5
Jul 14 2021
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Hunting High And Low
a-ha
Ok, it's not my style, and it feels weird to rank it together with yesterday's Motorhead, but I gotta give it a 5
5
Jul 15 2021
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The United States Of America
The United States Of America
Bah, crap
2
Jul 16 2021
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Red Dirt Girl
Emmylou Harris
3
Jul 19 2021
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Physical Graffiti
Led Zeppelin
Huge
5
Jul 20 2021
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Achtung Baby
U2
Man U2 really sounds like old-school faggot stuff. Like, AIDS gay stuff
2
Jul 21 2021
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Shaka Zulu
Ladysmith Black Mambazo
2
Jul 22 2021
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The Lexicon Of Love
ABC
1
Jul 23 2021
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Countdown To Ecstasy
Steely Dan
A lot nicer than I thought it would be. I'm probably not listening to this album again, but can't say I wasted my time checking it out
4
Jul 26 2021
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It's Blitz!
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
4
Jul 27 2021
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The Predator
Ice Cube
1
Jul 28 2021
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Teen Dream
Beach House
Nah...
1
Jul 29 2021
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The Village Green Preservation Society
The Kinks
2
Jul 30 2021
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Tidal
Fiona Apple
2
Aug 02 2021
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Let It Bleed
The Rolling Stones
Tired of Stones, overrated
1
Aug 03 2021
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The Downward Spiral
Nine Inch Nails
1
Aug 04 2021
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Bossanova
Pixies
3
Aug 05 2021
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Drunk
Thundercat
1
Aug 06 2021
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Fromohio
fIREHOSE
5
Aug 09 2021
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Live At Leeds
The Who
I used to like The Who, but I listen to the lyrics now and realize that the worldview idealized in their times is today's reality, and it's total degeneracy crap, so screw that.
2
Aug 10 2021
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Blue Lines
Massive Attack
Bah, que baita bosta...
1
Aug 11 2021
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Toys In The Attic
Aerosmith
It's a lot nicer than the faggotry that they came up with in the 90s
4
Aug 12 2021
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S.F. Sorrow
The Pretty Things
Like a watered-down Stones, which not watered-down is cringe enough
2
Aug 13 2021
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I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got
Sinead O'Connor
Bro...
1
Aug 16 2021
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Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley
4
Aug 19 2021
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Go Girl Crazy
The Dictators
2
Aug 20 2021
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Veckatimest
Grizzly Bear
2
Aug 25 2021
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Live 1966 (The Royal Albert Hall Concert)
Bob Dylan
Overrated. Every time this guy shows up, this list seems less credible
1
Aug 26 2021
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At Mister Kelly's
Sarah Vaughan
I was impressed.
5
Aug 27 2021
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Group Sex
Circle Jerks
Nice find, it's funny how it takes less than 20 minutes to play all 15 songs
4
Aug 30 2021
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Destroyer
KISS
Dude, look at that cover, it's literally four trannies jumping from a pile of rubble, wtf. 100% cringe, can't take that shit serious
1
Sep 06 2021
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Ace of Spades
Motörhead
5
Mar 21 2022
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Garbage
Garbage
Imagine you're a hobo and you find a whole warm Big Mac in the dumpster. It's still garbage, but you can enjoy it
4
Apr 19 2022
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I'm Your Man
Leonard Cohen
Ha! Gaaaaaaayyyy!
1
Apr 27 2022
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The Fat Of The Land
The Prodigy
One of them had his team win Isle if Man TT twice. Even Bob Dylan would get 5 stars if he had done that (but he didn't, he's just a fag). Anyways, Prodigy is cool
5
Apr 28 2022
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Play
Moby
3
Apr 29 2022
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Buenas Noches From A Lonely Room
Dwight Yoakam
I like this
5
May 02 2022
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Technique
New Order
2
Jun 15 2022
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Exodus
Bob Marley & The Wailers
The man's got a point, but too much pot makes you sound retarded
2
Jul 14 2022
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Live At The Star Club, Hamburg
Jerry Lee Lewis
4
Nov 18 2022
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Time (The Revelator)
Gillian Welch
5
Jan 25 2023
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Histoire De Melody Nelson
Serge Gainsbourg
1
Jan 31 2023
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Hybrid Theory
Linkin Park
5
Feb 10 2023
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Penthouse And Pavement
Heaven 17
1
Feb 17 2023
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Le Tigre
Le Tigre
1
Mar 02 2023
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Bug
Dinosaur Jr.
4
Mar 03 2023
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Signing Off
UB40
1
Mar 07 2023
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Exit Planet Dust
The Chemical Brothers
5
Mar 08 2023
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Basket of Light
Pentangle
Everything sounds pretty much the same
2
Mar 09 2023
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Oar
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
3
Mar 14 2023
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System Of A Down
System Of A Down
3
Mar 15 2023
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São Paulo Confessions
Suba
3
Mar 16 2023
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Quiet Life
Japan
2
Mar 17 2023
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Punishing Kiss
Ute Lemper
1
Mar 20 2023
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Trans Europe Express
Kraftwerk
4
Mar 21 2023
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Dear Science
TV On The Radio
1
Mar 22 2023
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Permission to Land
The Darkness
Extra star because it had solo guitars at a time no one would do them, otherwise the music is not that good...
3
Mar 23 2023
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Superfuzz Bigmuff
Mudhoney
4
Mar 24 2023
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Viva Hate
Morrissey
2
Mar 27 2023
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Vespertine
Björk
3
Mar 28 2023
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The Blueprint
JAY Z
Total shit
1
Mar 29 2023
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Movies
Holger Czukay
Creative, but ridiculous
1
Mar 30 2023
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Vivid
Living Colour
5
Mar 31 2023
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The Who Sell Out
The Who
The Who, like almost anything from this generation, sounds like an old dude still smoking pot. Had its heydays, but never grew past it. Now just sounds dumb and infantile
3
Apr 03 2023
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Transformer
Lou Reed
Boring
1
Apr 04 2023
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evermore
Taylor Swift
Why?
1
Apr 05 2023
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Greetings From L.A.
Tim Buckley
More interesting than not...
3
Apr 06 2023
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Superunknown
Soundgarden
5
Apr 07 2023
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Apocalypse 91… The Enemy Strikes Black
Public Enemy
Sounds like something out of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
2
Apr 08 2023
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Made In Japan
Deep Purple
5
Apr 09 2023
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Gris Gris
Dr. John
I don't like it at all, but it's authentic
2
Apr 10 2023
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Seventeen Seconds
The Cure
3
Apr 11 2023
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There's A Riot Goin' On
Sly & The Family Stone
1
Apr 13 2023
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Faust IV
Faust
Makes me think of the ending to that series, Heimat. The village of old loses its charm to modernist architecture, there are those Vietnamese kids, and the bastard son gets money from his clueless adoptive father to make shit electronic music
1
Apr 14 2023
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My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts
Brian Eno
1
Apr 15 2023
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Doggystyle
Snoop Dogg
1
Apr 16 2023
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Triangle
The Beau Brummels
2
Apr 19 2023
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Faith
George Michael
HA! GAAAAAAYYYY!!
1
Apr 22 2023
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Mama's Gun
Erykah Badu
You remove the vocals, it sounds like soundtrack for some VHS porn tape
1