1001 Albums Summary

Dylan is probably the most overrated musician to exist. Can't stand that squeaky voice...

This one was gay.

Naaahh...

Good stuff

Garbage

Leonard Cohen is always fake and gay

Yeah, it's ok

I'll make sure to listen to this one when I feel like hating myself

It's nice, kinda fresh

Everything sounds the same. Pretty voice, though

Sounds like backing track for some faggot millennial ad, but it's cool

It's kinda retarded I had never listened to this before. Good stuff

Had to stop in the middle of the 3rd song, because my balls were shrinking. It's like a cocktail of estrogen with radioactive waste

It has the vibe, but not my favorite from The Doors

I managed to go through the album while having somewhat enjoyed exactly 1 song. It's noisy, in a bad way

Short but good. Nice find

Weird. It makes me nostalgic of a time I was not even alive yet. Thought it was cringe at first, but came to like it

What a stupid album

Yeah, Alice in Chains is always cool

Albums like this make me think that the "before" in "1001 Albums to Listen Before You Die" in fact establishes a causal relationship, rather than a procedural one

Fuck this shit...

I find this guy so boring... It's funny how he had this squeaky voice before he got old and went on just talking over a soundtrack

So... what's original about this album? It's like Björk but more annoying and some 15 years later

Good stuff. Foundational album for any guitar player. There's always something new to notice. Decades later, it still sounds original

Hummm... so, as an album, this is shit. Most songs are unbearable, but the few good ones are really good. Over the fence on this one

It's way better than I thought it would be. I guess it's the classic case where the average fan is so repulsive that it tarnishes an otherwise great band

When I saw that all songs were called Oxygène, I knew it would be shit...

Classic. Utterly degenerate, but classic

I think I dislike it less than it deserves...

Khaled?! If Bonde do Tigrão pops up here I'llnot be surprised. No, serious WTF, that's total crap. This album doesn't even have Même pas fatigué... It's all rrrllluirrrkirrllaarrrrhhhullarrr

Listening to this now doesn't sound as bad as it used to. Still kinda gay, though

King

Not into it

Man... this is bullshit. It's the 2nd Dylan crap they are pushing here by now. Anyone with minimal capacity for judgement a functioning year can notice that it's a stupid voice talking nonsense over bad music. Even Khaled is better than that

Damn, this is good stuff

If the guy stopped sucking dick to sing, could be better. Still too much soy... Pass

Now that's folk-rock. One of those bands that I often heard about but never listened too. I was surprised

Not much into jazz, but you listen to this, you understand what makes jazz special. Phenomenal musicianship

Man, give me an extra star here. Legend

Can't deny the originality of this band, but never liked Geddy Lee's singing, sounds like Terrence and Philip. I'm pretty sure that's where South Park got the idea...

Sounds kinda like country, but gay

Bah, it's kind of a fun story, but not particularly excited about this album

This is a good album. I'm giving it 1 star (would give a million negative if I could), because ultimately, their revolutionary talk is just a façade for a genocidal instinct and material lust that is so typical of your everyday armchair communist, castrated, burgeois, and with zero responsibility for his own life. Their White genocide video with that bitch Tim Wise is inexcusable, and I hope they will all burn in hell with a cactus up their ass

Unlistenable

Nah...

I like the music, but the satanic lyrics make them look gay

Shit, as always

Look, it's... nice

Ah, now we're talking. Compared to other albums here, we'd need a truckload of stars to make this album justice. Damn good stuff

Good, but look, I get that Beetles is a fine band, no need to drop every single album here...

Ok, it's not my style, and it feels weird to rank it together with yesterday's Motorhead, but I gotta give it a 5

Bah, crap

Huge

Man U2 really sounds like old-school faggot stuff. Like, AIDS gay stuff

A lot nicer than I thought it would be. I'm probably not listening to this album again, but can't say I wasted my time checking it out

Nah...

Tired of Stones, overrated

I used to like The Who, but I listen to the lyrics now and realize that the worldview idealized in their times is today's reality, and it's total degeneracy crap, so screw that.

Bah, que baita bosta...

It's a lot nicer than the faggotry that they came up with in the 90s

Like a watered-down Stones, which not watered-down is cringe enough

Bro...

Overrated. Every time this guy shows up, this list seems less credible

I was impressed.

Nice find, it's funny how it takes less than 20 minutes to play all 15 songs

Dude, look at that cover, it's literally four trannies jumping from a pile of rubble, wtf. 100% cringe, can't take that shit serious

Imagine you're a hobo and you find a whole warm Big Mac in the dumpster. It's still garbage, but you can enjoy it

Ha! Gaaaaaaayyyy!

One of them had his team win Isle if Man TT twice. Even Bob Dylan would get 5 stars if he had done that (but he didn't, he's just a fag). Anyways, Prodigy is cool

I like this

The man's got a point, but too much pot makes you sound retarded

Everything sounds pretty much the same

Extra star because it had solo guitars at a time no one would do them, otherwise the music is not that good...

Total shit

Creative, but ridiculous

The Who, like almost anything from this generation, sounds like an old dude still smoking pot. Had its heydays, but never grew past it. Now just sounds dumb and infantile

Boring

Why?

More interesting than not...

Sounds like something out of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

I don't like it at all, but it's authentic

Makes me think of the ending to that series, Heimat. The village of old loses its charm to modernist architecture, there are those Vietnamese kids, and the bastard son gets money from his clueless adoptive father to make shit electronic music

HA! GAAAAAAYYYY!!

You remove the vocals, it sounds like soundtrack for some VHS porn tape