Jun 24 2025
The Gilded Palace Of Sin
The Flying Burrito Brothers
This is real solid country, the kind of country I can fuck with. It helps that there's a nice undercurrent of psych that elevates it beyond pure Americana into something entirely else.
3
Jun 25 2025
Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley
“old as shit”
That’s all I originally wanted to say about this album and, I guess, about Elvis too. It’s just so funny to me that this bland milquetoast bop got so hot, it really reinforces the weird state of pop music before then and just how musically stunted everyone was. I can appreciate the historical significance, but that’s about it
2
Jun 26 2025
Off The Wall
Michael Jackson
Kinda crazy that this is actually Michael’s FIFTH solo album. I always thought this was his first solo album. That’s wild. Next you’re gonna tell me that he’d been singing and making records for over ten years before he broke through. Wait, WHAT!? This kid was a seasoned veteran by age 20, with fifteen albums between his solo work and The Jackson 5.
I always considered this the “Michael Disco Album” but I’m guessing some of his others are too. I’m not gonna fuckin listen to any of them to find out, though. I have a lot more appreciation for this album now than I used to. Especially since it seems like the LAST real album of the disco era in general.
4
Jun 27 2025
Low
David Bowie
While I absolutely love Bowie, and think that "Sound and Vision" is one of the greatest songs he's ever made, the ambient back half of this album supplants the first half. HOWEVER, I think it’s something that’s more obvious and highlighted in contemporary music consumption. As a streamed album, or even on CD, you lose the fact that the ambient stuff is clearly the B-Side of the record originally produced for vinyl and compartmentalizes the two halves. For some reason, that let me appreciate the instrumental, ambient half much more. And if you didn’t like any of the ambient stuff, you never flip the record, and just stick with the A-side bangers. But how can you NOT love “A New Career in a New Town”? That and “Sound and Vision” are sooo fucking good.
4
Jun 30 2025
Arthur (Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire)
The Kinks
This is nice. Lukewarm. It's "fine." It's just sort of... there. While listening to this album, I just kept thinking about if I would have liked it when it first came out in 1969 if I was alive then. I haven't done that with any other album yet, so it's interesting to me that I was hyper-focused on it. I feel like I would be super dismissive of this album for stuff like In the Court of the Crimson King, Abbey Road, Zeppelin, CCR, and Zappa.
It's a concept album, and I LOVE concept albums. But in 1969 there were a good number of better concept albums by King Crimson or The Who or Genesis, and I'd have been too obsessed over those to give this a real chance. The fictional version of me in 1969 would have rated this a 1 or 2. But I have the hindsight of historical value, so I'm gonna bump that up to a lukewarm 3.
3
Jul 01 2025
Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against The Machine
Incredible debut. RATM hit the ground running. They are a great example of a band that snuck through the cracks during the height of grunge, a time when execs were scrambling to find the next Nirvana and signed every metal band out of Los Angeles. RATM had the juice, though. It was just a completely different juice. A BETTER juice. A juice that makes you want to smash your face against the wall, but in a GOOD way! FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAH! FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!! Unless you tell me to do my taxes, then, yeah... I'll do that.
5
Jul 02 2025
B-52's
The B-52's
I was stoked to listen to this album. I like the B-52's! At least I thought I did. Rock Lobster is a killer but the rest of this album doesn't really resonate. I'm honestly a little surprised this band hit like it did and was so successful in 1979. Who knew that a band ushering in the 1980s by doing a sendup of 1960s surf rock would be so popular? Did people like things ironically back then? Nah, this is sincere as shit.
3
Jul 03 2025
Crossing the Red Sea With the Adverts
The Adverts
"We don't give a damn" yeah, no shit man, me either. Why was this album included? Was someone in the band related to the author of 1,0001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die?
2
Jul 04 2025
Pacific Ocean Blue
Dennis Wilson
I had a feeling I was going to dig this. I love the lore that Dennis Wilson was the ONLY Beach Boy™ who actually lived the lifestyle they sang about lmao. He was the only actual surfer, and he would go out and surf and bang chicks in the sand and come home and tell his brothers Brian and Carl and his dumb cousin Mike Love all about it, and they romanticized it into their whole band identity. Which maybe contributes to how surprising and impressive a record this is. Dennis was always just the surfing drummer to me but this absolutely solidified him as his own dense and potently creative artist. This single album might rival the entire output of The Beach Boys™
5
Jul 07 2025
Odelay
Beck
This was such an interesting window into a specific point of time. Beck hit at the perfect moment; a great combination of right place, right time, but with the talent and ambition to back it up. It's easy to dismiss Odelay as "weird" but it's a unique triumph. Beck was able to take all these seemingly disparate sounds and entire GENRES and cobbled them together into a distinct sound that actually resonated for the moment.
4
Jul 08 2025
Gorillaz
Gorillaz
I absolutely LOATHED this album when it was first released. I HATED the singles, and thought the concept of the band was DUMB, even though I love CARTOONS. Luckily, I came to my senses when Demon Days was released, and it forced me to re-evaluate Gorillaz. This is a strong debut and a great thesis statement. While I've grown to love the radio hits, this album's best tracks are deeper cuts. I think Demon Days or Plastic Beach deserves to be on this list more than the self-titled, but here we are.
4
Jul 09 2025
Francis Albert Sinatra & Antonio Carlos Jobim
Frank Sinatra
Bro fuck this guy and his crooning ass bullshit. Bossanova was already out of style by the time this fucko got his hands on it, only to slather it in his bullshit. Fuck this era and lazy-ass style of "not-actually-singing-but-sort-of-talking-slow" music. Fuuuuck him. If it wasn't for Antonio Carlos Jobim this would be a 1-star.
2
Jul 10 2025
My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts
Brian Eno
Deliciously atmospheric. Wonderful for both background music while you work or do chores, but also eclectic enough that you could sit and focus on nothing but the music itself
4
Jul 11 2025
The Sounds Of India
Ravi Shankar
Sitar Phish
3
Jul 14 2025
Ramones
Ramones
I can appreciate, culturally, what they've done for the zeitgeist, but that doesn't mean I have to ENJOY listening to them.
2
Jul 15 2025
Imagine
John Lennon
As I get older, I realize I'm much more of a George guy
3
Jul 16 2025
Signing Off
UB40
Honestly comes off as a parody sometimes
2
Jul 17 2025
Protection
Massive Attack
Wild that this is from 1994. Super ahead of its time. Was this the start of trip hop? Or at least what truly popularized the genre? Not the best Massive Attack album, but absolutely still essential.
4
Jul 18 2025
Get Behind Me Satan
The White Stripes
The Hardest Button to Button (jk not hard at all)
2
Jul 21 2025
Music in Exile
Songhoy Blues
Eclectic as shit
4
Jul 22 2025
Strangeways, Here We Come
The Smiths
I'm a sucker for The Smiths, even though Morrissey is a real piece.
4
Jul 23 2025
Document
R.E.M.
For some reason, I went through a huge REM phase when I was 9 or 10 years old, which is kind odd, right? Like, what child actually goes HARD for this upbeat and optimistic janglepoppy stuff? But then I realized that it must have to do with its close adjacency to early, proto butt-rock. It's kind of the perfect segue band for a kid with growing musical taste: REM's music feels juuuust polished and melodic enough to catch a kid's ear but still "grown up" enough to feel cool and sophisticated.
3
Jul 24 2025
Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath
This shit rips. What else is there to say? It's a classic for a reason.
4
Jul 25 2025
The Modern Dance
Pere Ubu
Initially jarring, but once you get past that, it's a pretty fun album.
3
Jul 28 2025
The Atomic Mr Basie
Count Basie & His Orchestra
this is like, the jazz I pretend to play when I make fun off jazz
4
Jul 29 2025
Bridge Over Troubled Water
Simon & Garfunkel
Crazy how much the landscape of popular music has shifted so much that it's impossible to imagine an act like this taking any sort of hold if it came out today
5
Jul 30 2025
Heartbreaker
Ryan Adams
One of the very first CDs I was gifted was a Ryan Adams CD, or maybe it was a Bryan Adams CD? Anyway, I returned the fuck out of that shit and exchanged it for a Creed CD.
2
Jul 31 2025
Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Dead Kennedys
This shit is mad annoying, actually. Sort of reminds me of a local band playing a college house party and they’re so annoying you want to bail but you can’t leave because you spent $5 on that red solo cup for keg access and you need to get your moneys worth because you’re a broke underage student who only works 12 hours a week and have blown through most of your financial aid even though you pirated, like, HALF of your textbooks so you could pocket the difference so you just drink foamy beer and scornfully clown on the the band from the back of the room
2
Aug 01 2025
Slippery When Wet
Bon Jovi
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm proto-butt rock
3
Aug 04 2025
Blur
Blur
Oh, wow. Song 2 was actually the second song on the album. Whaddayaknow?
3
Aug 05 2025
Live And Dangerous
Thin Lizzy
Thin Lizzy? More like Thick Glizzy, am I right?
2
Aug 06 2025
Medúlla
Björk
shit's weird as hell in a good way
4
Aug 07 2025
Jagged Little Pill
Alanis Morissette
A cultural touchstone. It's hard to express just how ever-present this album was at the time, and the stranglehold it had on the people. It's an incredibly 90s-sounding album, but not in a bad way.
5
Aug 08 2025
Haut de gamme / Koweït, rive gauche
Koffi Olomide
It's tough to put this one into a box because while the music itself is really nice and great, the fact that the lyrics are not in English makes it very hard to connect to anything on a deeper level. Like, okay, I don't know what the fuck I'm actually listening to. I just got more annoyed as the album went on
2
Aug 11 2025
Ten
Pearl Jam
Love it. Pearl Jam is directly responsible for seeding some of my favorite acts of the 90's like they're some sort of Mother Vampire. Plus, their band is named after cum n jizz hahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaahah
5
Aug 12 2025
Harvest
Neil Young
Devastated to discover there are SEVEN (7!) Neil Young albums on this list.
3
Aug 13 2025
In A Silent Way
Miles Davis
If peeing your pants makes you cool, then consider me Miles Davis
4
Aug 14 2025
Tom Tom Club
Tom Tom Club
This is excellent on drugs
4
Aug 15 2025
Architecture And Morality
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
Absolutely wonderful!
4
Aug 18 2025
L.A. Woman
The Doors
I thought The Doors was the deepest, most incredible band when I was 18
4
Aug 19 2025
Illinois
Sufjan Stevens
There's something about this album that makes it PERFECT listening for working overnight at Toys R Us in 2007 and stocking shelves or unloading freight in the truck bays in the quiet of the night, as you sob silently
5
Aug 20 2025
Bad Company
Bad Company
lmao
2
Aug 21 2025
american dream
LCD Soundsystem
This was dope as hell
5
Aug 22 2025
Close To The Edge
Yes
lmao i started fucking cracking up when that evil-ass organ instrumental section played, ran that shit back so many times hahah the balls
4
Aug 25 2025
Green Onions
Booker T. & The MG's
This makes me think of The Sandlot
4
Aug 26 2025
Be
Common
This era was something else
5
Aug 27 2025
Elastica
Elastica
2
Aug 28 2025
Legalize It
Peter Tosh
we get it bro, you vape
3
Aug 29 2025
The Doors
The Doors
Really incredible what three guys could accomplish with such minimal elements, and how iconic and historical their sound became.
4
Sep 01 2025
Songs For Swingin' Lovers!
Frank Sinatra
I know I'm in the minority, but I can't stand Frank Sinatra's bum ass. This whole era of croonerism is absolute dog shit. "But It was a vibe, man"... the greatest generation? My ass. This MFer was "selling a mood" and not doing jack shit with the form, just sleepwalking his way through talking a song just keeping those musical boundaries up and refusing to break through anything... how the FUCK was this dude seen as "cool" and "rebellious" at the time it's a crock of utter shit, puffing his chest like he's some kind of bonafide outlaw when really he was a sleazy rich guy who drank too much and bailed on his contracts, meanwhile you had ACTUAL rebellion in Chuck Barry who was creating rock n roll and Little Richard tearing up the stage, man fuuuuuck this guy
2
Sep 02 2025
People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm
A Tribe Called Quest
There's an alternate reality where the foundation of popular hip-hop culture sprouted from A Tribe Called Quest and De La Soul, instead of N.W.A., and I wish I lived there.
5
Sep 03 2025
Opus Dei
Laibach
Almost a parody of industrial at times, and I’m okay with that
4
Sep 04 2025
A Love Supreme
John Coltrane
Can't believe I used to hate jazz. Or mustard.
5
Sep 05 2025
Among The Living
Anthrax
Anthrax would have absolutely ruled as an instrumental band
2
Sep 08 2025
Bryter Layter
Nick Drake
3
Sep 09 2025
Rust Never Sleeps
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
idk man dude is kinda whiny
3
Sep 10 2025
Trio
Dolly Parton
Dolly is an all-timer for a reason!
3
Sep 11 2025
MTV Unplugged In New York
Nirvana
Singlehandedly responsible for launching the "unplugged" aka acoustic sets into the stratosphere, and for a very good reason! It's the gold standard.
5
Sep 12 2025
Meat Is Murder
The Smiths
3
Sep 15 2025
My Generation
The Who
Would LOVE to see a 2025 update of this "generation" lmaooo
2
Sep 16 2025
Rubber Soul
Beatles
I knew a kid in 6th grade whose entire personality revolved around The Beatles. This 12-year-old kid dressed like it was the 1960s every single day. I hope he's doing okay.
3
Sep 17 2025
The Who Sell Out
The Who
Look, okay, Tommy? Obviously. Quadraphenia? Sure, makes sense. Who's Next? Okay. But, fuckin... The Who Sell Out!?? WE HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE
2
Sep 18 2025
Bone Machine
Tom Waits
The Bone Machine was my first real exposure to Tom Waits, introduced by a friend. It blew my mind that this guy was around since the 1970s and had a massive fandom in spite of his lack of radio play. The Bone Machine is a great example of his unique and bizarre “voice” (both literal and artistic)
5
Sep 19 2025
Mott
Mott The Hoople
NOTT the Hoople.... amiright??! Because this is f'n trash.
1
Sep 22 2025
Fragile
Yes
Fine-gile
3
Sep 23 2025
Odessey And Oracle
The Zombies
Mannn talk about a Tale of Two Different 70s, some stuff was absolutely awesome and trailblazing... and then you have the boring milquetoast stuff like this
2
Sep 24 2025
You're Living All Over Me
Dinosaur Jr.
You can feel the influence dripping off this
4
Sep 25 2025
Rapture
Anita Baker
3