1001 Albums Summary

I enjoyed every song on this record, however there are songs on other Zeppelin records that I certainly enjoy more. I'm torn between giving this a 3 or a 4. I think my actual ranking is a 3.5. Given that 3.5 isn't an option though, I'll round that up to a 4. It may not be my favorite, but it is incredibly good for a debut album.

I've been meaning to listen to this album for a while. Over the years, I have heard such high praise for it and was quite excited going in to it. After listening, however, it didn't live up to my expectations. I think I would have enjoyed it more if I didn't know anything about it going in. It is still a fantastic album, but not the perfect 10/10 I expected it to be. I'll be nice and give it a 4/5.

I have a fairly controversial opinion. I think the White Album is the Beatles' most overrated album. Don't get me wrong, there are some fantastic songs on here. If every song on this album was on the same caliber as Blackbird, it would be a 5/5 easily. However, there's also sooo much filler here. Songs like Why Don't We Do It In The Road never needed to exist. For that reason, it's a 3. P.S. I am Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da's biggest defender. People who hate Paul's "Granny music" just hate fun. Y'all need more whimsy in your lives.

These songs were very catchy, and I love this style of music. I added most of the songs to my library, so I can definitely say this was an album I enjoyed. With that being said, however, I don't really understand it's inclusion on this list. Was it a really influential album during it's time? My opinion is biased since I wasn't alive when it was released; but there's nothing in here that really sounds unique to me. After all, how influential could this band have been if this is my first time ever hearing about them? I don't know, is that a bad position to have? In conclusion, I liked it, but I also think I could have died without hearing it and I wouldn't be missing out on anything. So it's a 3/5.

It's an album full of very basic, standard rock songs. There's nothing on here that really pushes the bar. And sometimes I like listening to basic rock music and that's okay! They might be a little vanilla, but goddamn if the songs ain't catchy. I do wish there was more variety in the lyrics. I don't want this to sound prudish, I don't have a problem with songs being about sex. I do have a bit of a problem when almost ALL of the songs are about that. It's hard to knock the band for that because songs about love, sex, and breakups have been overdone by nearly artist since the beginning of time. But it does get a little irritating when a band does the same topic over and over without bringing anything new to it. Yet again though, the songs are so. goddamn. catchy. It's soooo close to being a 4 for me. I give it a 3.8/5.

Let's say, hypothetically, that I can't speak a single word in English. And I hear this album. Judging this album by the music and only the music, I'd give it a 3. Now, as a person who *does* speak English: the lyrics take this album down to a 1. On top of that, knowing that Kanye West is a literal fucking nazi? I'd give it a 0 if I could.

I just love this style of music, so it's hard to give it anything below a 4. It's not a perfect 5 because there isn't really anything here that absolutely "wowed" me, and the last track went on a bit too long for my tastes. But other than that, the songs on here are really good and I think they'll grow on me the more I listen.

On some songs, her voice reminds me of Phoebe from Friends. On others, it sounds like Yoko Ono. Ok, mean jokes aside, usually I'm all for folky anti-war songs; but something about the sound of this just isn't for me. It sounds like she's got a decent voice hidden somewhere in there, but the melodies and the stylistic choices she makes ruin it. The lyrics don't stand out to me either. I do like the instrumentation on some tracks. My favorite song was Hanging In The Wire, but I didn't like it enough to find it playlist worthy. 2/5.

I don't think I've ever been so sad to hear an album end before. This was absolutely incredible. Finding stuff like this is exactly why I'm doing this project. 5/5 hands down.

Knowing everything I know about my personal music tastes, it feels like I *should* hate this album. And I admit that there are moments here where this album is a tough listen (particularly with Patti's vocals). But there's just something about it that keeps drawing me in. I think this will grow on me a lot in the future. 4/5.

I love discovering new artists and exploring new genres. This album is both for me, and what a lovely discovery it is. It was a great vibe to start my morning with. I see in other reviews that some disliked the Rolling Stones and the Doors covers. However, I am potentially the only person on this website who isn't familiar with the original version of either of those songs. So it's suffice to say that the covers didn't bother me. 5/5.

I'm usually a big Bob Dylan fan, so I was excited to see this today. It's one of the few Dylan albums that I hadn't listened to before starting this project. Imagine my surprise when I press play and I am greeted with potentially the worst opening track I've heard in my life. To be fair, things did get better after that, and I added quite a few songs to my library. Even with that, though, none of these songs are anywhere close to the caliber that I've come to expect from Dylan. In all actuality, this album is probably a 3/5 for being simply average. However, I'm giving it a 2 because of my sheer bitterness and disappointment.

I don’t think I've heard music by any other artists that have a sound even remotely similar to Gorillaz. Similar music probably does exist, but none of it has popped up on my radar. Sometimes, Gorillaz's unique sound works REALLY well and I absolutely love them. On other songs, it sounds so bad that I seriously don't understand why this music is so popular. I didn't know it was possible to have this many mixed feelings over an album before. Truly fascinating. 3/5 I guess?

Eh. It's alright. Just not my thing. 3/5.

Pretty standard rock/pop album. It's decent. Nothing really stands out except Champagne Supernova. What a fantastic song, and the perfect choice for a closing track. 3/5

I'm bisexual, but occasionally I'll have moments that make me think "huh, maybe I'm not attracted to men after all". Hearing the line "to inhale a beard" was one of those moments. Anyway, not a bad album by any means. I definitely see the appeal. It's just not really my thing. I didn't mind listening to it, but I don't think I'd listen to it more than once. 3/5.

It's good. Somewhat average. Though Black Hole Sun is gonna be stuck in my head for days. 3/5

The negative reviews are all from people with no whimsy in their lives.

Was gonna give it a 2 but I think Slum King brought that down for me. Albums like this make me really want to buy the book so that I can read a little more about why it was included. Because why was this included?

"Hey! Female! Come here!", "My teen queen", "The drinks will flow and blood will spill and if the boys wanna fight you better let them", "Black magic woman, you've got a hole". Name one woman who feels safe around you.

I quite liked the first two tracks, but then it quickly went down hill. Disappointing. 2/5.

I don’t understand how anyone could dislike disco. 5/5.

I'm somewhat confused about why this was included instead of Folklore. But I can't complain. This is my favorite Swift album. This was the first time I listened to Evermore in full in quite a while. I almost forgot just how good it is. 5/5.

It's alright. Nothing that stands out. 3/5.

Really wanted to love this, because the music itself is perfectly fine. But I REALLY hate the singers voice. I saw another reviewer describe it as sounding like cookie monster and sadly that sums it up really well. Also some of the lyrics are kinda cringe. 3/5 I guess?

This is my second Bjork album this month, and honestly, I was dreading it going in. I didn't think I'd be in the mood for this today. However, I ended up enjoying it more than the last one. I still wouldn't call myself a Bjork "fan", per say. Her music still gets a little too experimental for my tastes. But there was still a handful of tracks I kinda enjoyed. 3.5/5.

This album is everything I hate about stereotypical men.

This was an interesting experience. Very camp. But I don't think I'd listen to it again. 3/5.

Was gonna give it a 2, but "twinkling cunt" made it loose a point. Dear god. Basic ass straight white man music.

I assume that for the time period when this was made, this would be really impressive. And it is very catchy. There are some production things I don't love, but I think that's just a limitation of the technology at the time. I get what they were trying to go for. It would get a 3, however reading the other reviews talk about how he's a massive pedophile makes it lose a point.

Mostly a good album, but fuck the song Money for Nothing. "That little f*ggot" shut the fuck up. Weird Al did it better.

It's pretty.

I liked the first half quite a bit. As for the second half, eh.

Unlike Eric Clapton as a person, there was nothing in this album that was offensively bad. It's all decent music, though there's nothing really groundbreaking here; not even Layla, the best track by far. Also, while each song is fine on an individual level, the full album is just feels soooo long. It's kind of a slog to get through.

Despite the overall global rating, seeing how high most of the top reviews were gave me a lot of hope for this album. A lot of reviewers were describing a style that sounded like something I'd love. Which in turn made listening to the actual album somewhat disappointing. There were a handful of songs I liked, but for the most part it wasn't really vibing with me. Sad, because it's so very obvious that the band members are pretty talented. Perhaps they have some other albums that I'd like more.

Previously, I was only familiar with the first two tracks, which are extremely nostalgic for me. I had high hopes going into this albumc, and oh boy it did not disappoint. I'm torn between giving it a 4 or a 5, but those first two songs are just so goddamn good so fuck it it's a 5.

Not my thing

First half made me think I would love it. But I got more and more disappointed as it went on. Would be a 3, but the homophobia and the entirety of 'Does Everyone Stare' makes it loose a point.

I can't bring myself to give this record anything less than a 3. The musicianship is just too good. But please know that the song "Friend Zone" almost ruined the entire album for me, which is why I didn't give it anything higher. "Friend Zone" is one of the worst examples of incel misogyny I've heard in a song in quite a while. I tried looking up more information about it, in hopes that Thundercat meant for the song to be satirical. I wish that people could reply to reviews so that someone could correct me if I'm wrong, but it appears as though Thundercat meant for the song to be sincere. Ew. I can't believe that no other reviews are calling this shit out. I will never understand how men are able to speak about women like this freely and still manage to get praised in a book listing the greatest albums of all time. At least some of the misogynistic themes on this list have the excuse of being old and from "a different time". This doesn't even have that. I've come across so much misogyny on this already, only 39 albums in, and each time it passes me off more than the last.

Did they intend for "I'll Be All Smiles Tonight" to sound so queer? I doubt it, given the time period, but I appreciated it nonetheless. Seriously, how could this song possibly be interpreted as straight? Someone help me out here! Even stranger, that song is then followed by "Let Her Go, God Bless Her" which has such outdated (to the say least) lyrics that I felt like I was listening to a song from the 40s, not the 50s. What the absolute hell is going on in "Katie Dear"?! Same question with "My Brother's Will"! Does Sally have absolutely no choice in this matter? Jesus fucking Christ! Don't even get me started on "Knoxville Girl". How did this keep getting worse and worse? The first two songs were so nice, what happened?

She's the GOAT. What else can I say?

Oh, I am VERY much vibing 😎

Honestly I didn't hate this as much as I expected to. However. Even if I knew absolutely nothing about Marilyn Manson as a person, hearing a white guy say the n-word in the opening track alone is enough to make me give it one star.

Now THAT'S what I call country music!

The first few songs had me worried. I don't love the way the songs talk about women. But the rest of the album improved from that point, so I think I'll give it a slight pass. The song where Kendrick speaks from a woman's POV was interesting. 4/5. P.S. I saw a review saying (to paraphrase) that when black hip-hop artists talk shit about women it's fine but when a white artist does it it's seen as misogynistic. Sweetie. I've heard white artists say MUCH worse things about women than Kendrick does here, especially on this list, and I see almost NO ONE else calling it out. But the second it's a black artist suddenly everyone is anti-misogyny. We as humans should be calling out ALL misogyny when we see it. But if you only pretend to care about women so that you have an "excuse" to be racist, then you can fuck right off.

How could I possibly give less than five stars? It's Elton Fucking John!

That was beautiful.

Grooves be groovin

My cat seemed to really like it.

I have a feeling I'm going to really like this. I was right.

It's great musically! But lyrically there isn't much going on, which is the only thing stopping me from giving it a 5.

Bigmouth Strikes Again is fucking wild. There are a few other... er, questionable lyrics as well. But most of the album is good... I guess? 3/5

Very basic. But it's a good basic.

Eh. Not bad.

Don't think I enjoyed it as much as the last Steely Dan album I got, but it's still pretty damn good.

Come on, man. Even with just the vocals alone. Instant 5/5.

Not really my thing... yet. I can definitely see this growing on me.

Until today, I had never listened to an Earth, Wind & Fire album in full. Now I see the light, and I repent for the error of my ways. These guys are the goats.

Huh. I thought I liked Neil Young more than this. Disappointing.

If you were to break this apart into multiple different albums, each with a length of 10 tracks or so, each album would get a 5/5 from me. But keeping it how it is, 59 tracks is simply too goddamn much for one sitting. I'm stuck between giving it a 3 or a 4. I guess it's a very low 4. Giving it a 3 just because of length seems mean when the music is top notch otherwise.

What did hippies ever do to you?

Electronica isn't really my thing, but this was better than some other electronica stuff I've listened to.

While that maybe wasn't the... best vibe to start my morning with, I actually ended up enjoying it a lot more than I thought I would. My cat hated it though, so it loses a point.

Do straight men *actually* like women, or...?

Very interesting, but I don't think I'd listen to it more than once.

Ya like jazz?

"Used to lick the clits a lot, but licking clits had to stop cause y'all don't know how to act when the tongue go down below". What a strange way to say you don't know how to get a woman off.

Just not my thing.

If I get another Kanye West album during this year I just might actually kill myself. At least this album was a lot better lyrically and less misogynistic than My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy was. The bar is in hell.

I'm not as upset about the content of the lyrics as much as I am mad about how poorly written the lyrics are. There must be thousands of hip-hop albums out there better than this one. So why did this one in particular make the list? Puzzling. At least I enjoyed it sonically.

Perfectly fine as background music, otherwise completely uninteresting.

I can't believe I'm becoming an Oasis fan.

I enjoyed it a lot more than I typically enjoy electronic music.

'Tis a classic.

Bops be boppin'

Decent

Not my favorite album on the list by far, but I'm surprised by just how negative a lot of the reviews are. It's perfectly fine background music.

What the fuck

Was just gonna be like "oh, this isn’t for me" but Lake Of Fire pissed me off. How the hell did Nirvana take that mess and make it sound good? I wish I never heard the original. This album is BAD

Oh hell yeah 😎 After getting bad album after bad album almost every day this month, I was starting to get really depressed about this project. But I fucking love this album, I really needed this today.

One of the most pleasantly surprising things about is this list is realizing just how much I like jazz.

This is my favorite new discovery from this list so far. Can't believe I was missing out on this for so long!

I've always been a fan of Cat Stevens, but I never actually listened to an album in full. Boy, was that a mistake. This was beautiful.

Boy, my generator REALLY likes Bjork. Already on my third album of hers and I'm not even 100 albums in. So far, every album of hers I listen to I enjoy more than the last. I can't tell if that's because she's just growing on me as an artist as a whole or if certain albums are just genuinely better than others.

Fucking love folk music man

Perhaps this album is slightly overrated. But... it's also David Bowie.

So far, this is the second album I've listened to containing the f slur. Please tell me there aren't any more. Please. Why are albums filled with pure bigotry able to be considered the best albums of all time? Shit like this makes me almost want to quit this project.

Might not be so bad if the singer's voice wasn't so goddamn awful.

Oh yeah I'm vibing 😎

I think hip hop is at its absolute best at it's most political. Discovering albums like this is why I started this project. The only thing stopping me from giving it a 5 is things like the slight homophobia. But, given the politics of the rest of the album, I'd like to believe that was just a side effect of the time period and that the album would be much more queer friendly if it was released today.

I'll never understand why some people dislike abba

On one hand, I really like political rap. On the other, I really dislike gangster rap. Enough of the misogyny and f slurs, please. Very hit and miss album for me.

This is probably a sacrilegious thing for me to say, but I think sometimes the songs drag on too long. Do we really need multiple minute long songs that are made that way just from the intro alone? Anyway, now that I've gotten all my complaining out of me for the day, I do really like the vibe of this album. I like the songs on individual levels a lot, and I don't think I would mind the length as much if I were listening to them in a playlist instead.

I typically really enjoy folk music, but this is just kinda average. Nothing bad, and a couple of really good moments, but mostly just middle of the road.

I find it almost funny how people use things like violence and misogyny in rap music as an excuse to be racist when one of the most extreme cases of it is from a pasty ass white dude.

Pretty interesting chord progressions going on here. I can see this record growing on me a lot in the future.

People who dislike country music are just plain wrong.

I don’t understand why so many of the negative reviews are at the top. I think this slaps. Though I do admit the growling was a little strange, probably the only thing that stops me from giving it a 5.

Reading all the 1 star reviews is hurting my head. Learn how to give better criticism than "iT's JuSt NoIzE!!!1!1!111!!!" please I BEG of you.

It's fine. I typically like CCR, but most of this album felt like filler. I think they have better work out there, but then again this is the only full album I've listened to of theirs. Maybe they just have really good singles and all of their full length albums are kinda meh, idk I'll have to listen to them to find out.

Why does it seem like the world's shittiest people are the ones who make the best art? Not always, sometimes the art is equally shitty; but the art is great often enough to make me very disappointed.

Whole album in general just isn’t my thing but "Girl" is an absolute crime against humanity.

It's definitely no Rumors

Just the opening track alone is enough to make me love this record

WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT 🗣🗣🗣

Smack My Bitch Up? Really? I almost don't know what is worse, the misogyny or the immaturity. Now, before the boomers get mad at me: no, I did not give this a low rating solely because of that song. I'm just not that into electronica.

Nice, very Sgt. Peppers vibe.

Stunningly pretty