May 31 2024
Sheer Heart Attack
QueenFreddie Mercury's voice is unlistenable. Brian May's beta vibes are rancid. I wish I could score it lower and tank the global rating
1
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Jul 17 2024
I Want To See The Bright Lights Tonight
Richard ThompsonThis was so bad lmfaoooo
1
Jan 08 2025
Scott 4
Scott WalkerIf Nick Cave and Elvis Costello teamed up to make something that sucks. Ahead of its time...
2
Feb 20 2025
Kollaps
Einstürzende NeubautenChallenging. I do understand why people hate them. Excellent beats, though.
4
All Ratings
Mar 11 2024
Zombie
Fela Kuti4
Mar 12 2024
good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kendrick LamarBoring and misogynistic
2
Mar 13 2024
C'est Chic
CHIC3
Mar 18 2024
Surfer Rosa
Pixies5
Mar 19 2024
From Elvis In Memphis
Elvis Presley3
Mar 20 2024
Myths Of The Near Future
Klaxons4
Mar 21 2024
Vespertine
Björk5
Mar 22 2024
The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan4
Mar 25 2024
Madman Across The Water
Elton JohnBob Dylan. 3 stars is too little
3
Mar 26 2024
Surrealistic Pillow
Jefferson Airplane3
Mar 27 2024
The Velvet Underground
The Velvet Underground3
Mar 28 2024
Miriam Makeba
Miriam Makeba5
Mar 29 2024
3 Feet High and Rising
De La Soul4
Apr 01 2024
Odelay
Beck3
Apr 02 2024
Sound of Silver
LCD Soundsystem4
Apr 03 2024
Under Construction
Missy Elliott5
Apr 04 2024
Exile In Guyville
Liz Phair5
Apr 05 2024
They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
Liars5
Apr 08 2024
Ellington at Newport
Duke Ellington5
Apr 09 2024
Bad
Michael Jackson3
Apr 10 2024
Millions Now Living Will Never Die
Tortoise3
Apr 11 2024
Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers4
Apr 12 2024
John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band
John Lennon3
Apr 15 2024
Figure 8
Elliott Smith4
Apr 16 2024
Pet Sounds
The Beach Boys5
Apr 17 2024
The Modern Dance
Pere Ubu2
Apr 19 2024
Bringing It All Back Home
Bob Dylan3
Apr 22 2024
After The Gold Rush
Neil YoungMost annoying voice in pop culture before Sam Smith arrived to steal the crown. Extra star for that one song everyone knows
2
Apr 23 2024
The Man Machine
Kraftwerk4
Apr 24 2024
Here, My Dear
Marvin Gaye3
Apr 25 2024
Parklife
Blur3
Apr 26 2024
Queens of the Stone Age
Queens of the Stone Age4
Apr 29 2024
It's Too Late to Stop Now
Van Morrison3
Apr 30 2024
American Idiot
Green Day3
May 01 2024
Raw Like Sushi
Neneh CherryWould have been 5/5 but i had to take a star off for the last song being so outrageously misogynistic for no reason
4
May 02 2024
Like Water For Chocolate
Common3
May 03 2024
Guero
Beck2
May 06 2024
She's So Unusual
Cyndi Lauper4
May 07 2024
Graceland
Paul Simon4
May 08 2024
Want One
Rufus Wainwright2
May 09 2024
I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You
Aretha Franklin5
May 10 2024
The Clash
The Clash3
May 13 2024
Raising Hell
Run-D.M.C.4
May 14 2024
At Fillmore East
The Allman Brothers Band3
May 15 2024
Elephant
The White Stripes3
May 16 2024
Southern Rock Opera
Drive-By Truckers3
May 17 2024
Basket of Light
Pentangle3
May 20 2024
Nilsson Schmilsson
Harry Nilsson2
May 21 2024
Bat Out Of Hell
Meat Loaf3
May 22 2024
Maxinquaye
Tricky4
May 23 2024
Don't Come Home A Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind)
Loretta Lynn5
May 24 2024
Slipknot
Slipknot3
May 27 2024
Blunderbuss
Jack White3
May 28 2024
Cheap Thrills
Big Brother & The Holding Company3
May 29 2024
Can't Buy A Thrill
Steely Dan3
May 30 2024
xx
The xx3
May 31 2024
Sheer Heart Attack
QueenFreddie Mercury's voice is unlistenable. Brian May's beta vibes are rancid. I wish I could score it lower and tank the global rating
1
Jun 03 2024
Reggatta De Blanc
The Police2
Jun 04 2024
Paul Simon
Paul SimonNot his best but i love this petty little guy
3
Jun 05 2024
Caetano Veloso
Caetano VelosoBrazilian men are incapable of carrying a tune due to the inherent nasal quality of Brazilian Portuguese. Brazilian women are not afflicted in this way due to women's natural vocal superiority
2
Jun 07 2024
The Last Of The True Believers
Nanci Griffith5
Jun 10 2024
KIWANUKA
Michael Kiwanuka4
Jun 11 2024
Tres Hombres
ZZ Top3
Jun 12 2024
Casanova
The Divine Comedy4
Jun 13 2024
Heaven Or Las Vegas
Cocteau Twins3
Jun 14 2024
Planet Rock: The Album
Afrika Bambaataa5
Jun 17 2024
Let's Get It On
Marvin Gaye5
Jun 18 2024
Low
David Bowie3
Jun 19 2024
Brilliant Corners
Thelonious Monk3
Jun 20 2024
The Idiot
Iggy Pop3
Jun 24 2024
Green River
Creedence Clearwater Revival4
Jun 25 2024
The Score
Fugees4
Jun 27 2024
Honky Tonk Masquerade
Joe Ely4
Jun 28 2024
The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady
Charles Mingus3
Jul 01 2024
The Marshall Mathers LP
EminemWhy did we let this misogynist get famous
1
Jul 02 2024
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme
Simon & GarfunkelGreatest of all time
5
Jul 03 2024
Me Against The World
2Pac3
Jul 04 2024
Microshift
Hookworms4
Jul 05 2024
Ingenue
k.d. lang3
Jul 08 2024
Abraxas
Santana4
Jul 09 2024
Talking Book
Stevie Wonder3
Jul 10 2024
Here Are the Sonics
The Sonics3
Jul 11 2024
Neon Bible
Arcade Fire3
Jul 12 2024
Survivor
Destiny's Child4
Jul 15 2024
Shake Your Money Maker
The Black Crowes3
Jul 16 2024
Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Red Hot Chili Peppers3
Jul 17 2024
I Want To See The Bright Lights Tonight
Richard ThompsonThis was so bad lmfaoooo
1
Jul 18 2024
Arise
Sepultura4
Jul 19 2024
Channel Orange
Frank Ocean4
Jul 26 2024
Mothership Connection
Parliament4
Jul 29 2024
Blue
Joni Mitchell5
Jul 30 2024
The Gershwin Songbook
Ella FitzgeraldElla Fitzgerald is a perfect singer with the voice of an angel but also whoever compiled the 1001 albums needs to get real about these 2 and 3+ hour compilations
5
Jul 31 2024
The Joshua Tree
U23
Aug 01 2024
The Village Green Preservation Society
The Kinks3
Aug 05 2024
Joan Armatrading
Joan Armatrading4
Aug 06 2024
21
Adele4
Aug 07 2024
So
Peter Gabriel3
Aug 08 2024
Live At The Witch Trials
The Fall3
Aug 09 2024
Too Rye Ay
Dexys Midnight RunnersAbsolute dogshit
1
Aug 13 2024
Raw Power
The Stooges3
Aug 14 2024
Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath5
Aug 15 2024
B-52's
The B-52'sTHEE debut pop album of all time argue with the wall
5
Aug 16 2024
16 Lovers Lane
The Go-BetweensI got in a car accident while listening to this
2
Aug 19 2024
Document
R.E.M.3
Aug 20 2024
Highway to Hell
AC/DC4
Aug 21 2024
Illmatic
Nas3
Aug 22 2024
All Things Must Pass
George HarrisonLove George but again with the 2+ hour long picks! Wtf!!
3
Aug 23 2024
Third
Soft Machine2
Aug 26 2024
A Hard Day's Night
BeatlesThe only way the Beatles could be better is if they were American women
4
Aug 27 2024
Brothers
The Black Keys4
Aug 28 2024
Music Has The Right To Children
Boards of Canada3
Aug 29 2024
Bandwagonesque
Teenage Fanclub3
Aug 30 2024
Trafalgar
Bee GeesShite
2
Sep 02 2024
Young Americans
David Bowie2
Sep 03 2024
Vol. 4
Black Sabbath4
Sep 04 2024
The Trinity Session
Cowboy JunkiesGorgeous voice. One star off for being Canadian
4
Sep 05 2024
Transformer
Lou Reed5
Sep 06 2024
The Only Ones
The Only Ones3.8
4
Sep 09 2024
James Brown Live At The Apollo
James Brown5
Sep 10 2024
Disintegration
The CureBorink
2
Sep 11 2024
Grievous Angel
Gram ParsonsEmmylou Harris!
5
Sep 12 2024
New York Dolls
New York Dolls5
Sep 13 2024
The Seldom Seen Kid
Elbow3
Sep 16 2024
Songs For Swingin' Lovers!
Frank Sinatra4
Sep 17 2024
L.A. Woman
The DoorsThat should have been ME sucking Jim Morrison off in the recording booth
5
Sep 18 2024
Hot Rats
Frank Zappa4
Sep 19 2024
Snivilisation
Orbital2
Sep 20 2024
Ready To Die
The Notorious B.I.G.My traditional star off for misogyny
4
Sep 23 2024
Aja
Steely Dan3
Sep 24 2024
Imagine
John LennonThrough circumstances beyond my control I was stuck listening to this album on repeat and developed stockholm syndrome. 3 stars up from my initial 1 star assessment
3
Sep 25 2024
Rings Around The World
Super Furry Animals3
Sep 26 2024
The Infotainment Scan
The Fall3
Sep 27 2024
Two Dancers
Wild Beasts3
Sep 30 2024
Is This It
The StrokesEverybody wants to be The Strokes
4
Oct 01 2024
The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
David BowieDB slay
4
Oct 02 2024
When I Was Born For The 7th Time
Cornershop4
Oct 03 2024
Nixon
Lambchop2
Oct 04 2024
LP1
FKA twigs3
Oct 07 2024
That's The Way Of The World
Earth, Wind & Fire3
Oct 08 2024
Hounds Of Love
Kate Bush3
Oct 09 2024
Lady In Satin
Billie HolidayDidn't showcase Ms Holiday's best but it was an excellent soundtrack to wandering around looking at Jacaranda trees in full and glorious bloom
3
Nov 25 2024
The Bones Of What You Believe
CHVRCHES4
Nov 26 2024
Bookends
Simon & Garfunkel:D!
5
Nov 27 2024
Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs
Derek & The Dominos3.6
3
Nov 28 2024
Don't Stand Me Down
Dexys Midnight RunnersI'm not listening to another fucking album from dexys goddamn midnight runners what crackhead put them on here i hate you i hate you so much
1
Nov 29 2024
Like A Prayer
Madonna5
Dec 02 2024
Automatic For The People
R.E.M.3
Dec 03 2024
Aqualung
Jethro TullRen faire Black sabbath cover band
2
Dec 04 2024
Pyromania
Def LeppardReally not worth listening to a whole album of these dudes
2
Dec 05 2024
Mermaid Avenue
Billy Bragg3
Dec 06 2024
Stardust
Willie Nelson5
Dec 09 2024
Sunday At The Village Vanguard
Bill Evans TrioFinally some good fucking food
5
Dec 10 2024
Fear Of Music
Talking Heads3
Dec 11 2024
All Directions
The Temptations3
Jan 03 2025
Songs The Lord Taught Us
The CrampsMunster-esque bops
4
Jan 06 2025
Ill Communication
Beastie Boys4
Jan 07 2025
Moving Pictures
Rush3
Jan 08 2025
Scott 4
Scott WalkerIf Nick Cave and Elvis Costello teamed up to make something that sucks. Ahead of its time...
2
Jan 09 2025
Surf's Up
The Beach Boys3
Jan 10 2025
The College Dropout
Kanye WestHis peak I fear
4
Jan 13 2025
Stankonia
OutKast2
Jan 14 2025
Eliminator
ZZ Top5
Jan 15 2025
Dear Science
TV On The Radio3
Jan 16 2025
Led Zeppelin III
Led ZeppelinI fucking love Led Zeppelin
5
Jan 17 2025
Crossing the Red Sea With the Adverts
The Adverts4
Jan 20 2025
Achtung Baby
U2Sorry to the great nation of Ireland but I think U2 is corny and mid
2
Jan 21 2025
Five Leaves Left
Nick DrakeSometimes you're a 27-year-old woman and sometimes you're a 14-year-old girl lying on her bed in a foreign country 12,000 miles away from everything she's ever known and loved, listening to Nick Drake for the first time. Anyway he's my favorite guitarist ever I think
5
Jan 22 2025
Vulnicura
BjörkLove Björk but importantly on reflection I should have only given ZZ Top's Eliminator 4 stars
4
Jan 23 2025
Metal Box
Public Image Ltd.3
Jan 24 2025
Eagles
Eagles4
Jan 27 2025
Rumours
Fleetwood MacPerhaps thee album of all time, but Lindsey Buckingham is not seeing heaven for taking Silver Springs off
5
Feb 03 2025
The Slim Shady LP
EminemWhat woman-hater put this asshole on here more than once
1
Feb 04 2025
Paul's Boutique
Beastie BoysLook I like the Beastie Boys as much as the next but surely 3 albums out of 1001 is too many?
3
Feb 05 2025
Wild Wood
Paul WellerI would have liked this album more if someone else sang it
3
Feb 06 2025
Phaedra
Tangerine DreamMakes up for the 2 and 3 hour listens
3
Feb 07 2025
Real Life
Magazine3
Feb 10 2025
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Elton John3
Feb 11 2025
Off The Wall
Michael Jackson3
Feb 12 2025
Introducing The Hardline According To Terence Trent D'Arby
Terence Trent D'Arby4
Feb 13 2025
Medúlla
BjörkEasily her best work
5
Feb 14 2025
Nick Of Time
Bonnie Raitt5
Feb 17 2025
It's Blitz!
Yeah Yeah YeahsEasily her best work
3
Feb 18 2025
Doolittle
Pixies4
Feb 19 2025
Garbage
Garbage5
Feb 20 2025
Kollaps
Einstürzende NeubautenChallenging. I do understand why people hate them. Excellent beats, though.
4
Feb 21 2025
The Suburbs
Arcade FireWhy are there multiple Arcade Fire albums on this list? All of them all sound the same -- surely one would have done
2
Feb 24 2025
Seventeen Seconds
The CureThe more of the Cure I listen to the less I like them
2
Feb 25 2025
Jazz Samba
Stan GetzGorgeous album
5
Feb 26 2025
Destroyer
KISSFun party music everyone lighten up!
4