1001 Albums Summary

Was probs a banger in 67. Today it's just alright

Very chill album with top notch vibes. Will probs listen to more Willie.

Forget about stuff like the Irish Potato Famine or Piers Morgan. This is the worst thing Britain's ever done to the world Brits are insane for liking this.

A weak 3. Certainly listenable but more bad than good. Last 2 songs are really good tho

It's alright, nothing more really. Lazy Sunday is a banger tho

More of a 4.5. In da club and pimp are certified alltimer bangers. Couple more songs of that caliber and it would've been an easy 5.

The greatest rock album of all time

A weakish 4, a lot of the songs sound sameish but when the same is kinda banging, don't rock the boat I guess.

Background music

Wack

Boring

Just about gets a 4. It's good but outside of the hits it's kinda dated generic 80s rock. The hits are very good tho gotta say

Not my style but i can tell when a hit is a hit. And this is a hit.

It's alright

Wack

This post-punk nonsense is so damn bad. Only good song this band ever released was World in Motion.

Meh

Did not age well at all. My name is, guilty conscience and role model are fire. The rest are either just alright (97 bonnie & clyde) or embarrassingly bad (my fault).

Post-punk is one of the worst genres of music I've ever heard. A scourge upon mankind, a plague upon good taste, an offense to good taste.

I liked listening to this. Helps that its got two alltimer banger pop songs: Angels and Let Me Entertain You.

Dylan is painful to listen to. If ya wanna hear these, admittedly mostly good, songs look up some covers of 'em.

Very close to a 5. Very, very close.

Just not very good is it

It's alright, nothing more.

It's pretty bad but it's not unlistenably bad.

It's pretty good but also fairly forgettable sadly

Very bad, boys, very bad

Boring

Incredibly boring

It's nice but unremarkable

Boring boomer music

Quite good innit

Garbage

Nigh worthless

Noticeably worse than Pyromania. Pour Some Sugar On Me, being the ungodly banger that it is, just about pushes this one to 4 stars. Just. Barely.

Trash

Unlistenable garbage. This being some creative genius album is definitely the biggest inside joke of the musical industry. Sadly like most inside jokes, outsiders are baffled by it.

Very corny, and pretty mid on occasion but it's good overall

Forgettable

Wack

Oi bruvs get in the bin

Background music

Not good at all

Awful

Worthless

Really, really bad

Not bad exactly, but very much not my style

Just not that interesting. Not bad per se, just uninteresting

Worthless like all post-punk

Got no right to be 2 hrs long. That crushing length alone knocks a star off the rating.

Background music

Background music

Boring

Boring

Carried hard by Personal Jesus

Wack

Post-punk is an automatic 1 at this point

Dolphins

Background music

Awful, awful, awful. Easily up there as one of the worst things Germans did in the 20th century.

Good but also kinda forgettable. Except for Layla. That one's an ungodly banger.

Unremarkable

Each song sounds exactly the goddamn same as the last.

Neil Young's gotta be one of the most overrated of the oldie rock acts out there.

Dylan's voice is so, so bad it makes me wanna do unspeakable things. If you wanna listen to these, mostly decent to good songs, look up some covers of them. Only way to enjoy Dylan is to listen to versions of Dylan songs that he ain't on.

Wack

More than a feeling is fire, the rest are passable

Would be immeasurably better with a competent singer

This is a joke, right?

Boring

Pretty mid

Voodoo People good. The rest? Bad.

He's called Beck cause when you see one of his records you back away from it.

Pretentious wankery.

Morrissey just straightup sucks

This band has 1329 monthly listeners on Spotify at the time of me writing this. I absolutely did not need to listen to such a minor band's record before I die. Music's passable tho, nothing special.

Dude has the same voice as your alcoholic, chainsmoking uncle after three shots of a spirit at your family function.

The Kylie Minogue feature is alright I guess

Like their energy, but it's nothing special.

First half is fire, but it kinda falls off in the second half

Totally worthless and actively detrimental to music.

Banger

Awful, just awful

Pretty damn fun. Dunno if it'll become part of my regular rotation tho

Real boring

It's not godawful but it is def awful a tad

Yeah, I don't really see anything noteworthy about this. Production is godawful too.

Quite nice

I held off listening to this for a long time, it's almost two hours long after all. That was a capital M Mistake, this album slaps.

Completely forgettable. Not a single thing is memorable about this. Only saving grace is that it's not actively bad, it just sorta exists.

The late 70s UK music scene must've been so depressing if you had the slightest touch of taste, all these post-punk bands are just pure dogshit.

It'sa bit hard to put my thoughts about this album into words. In some ways it's an improvement over Nevermind, it's certainly a "purer" Nirvana sound at least, but it's undoubtedly a much, much harder listen for most people. Hell, it's a step down from Nevermind in most people's minds, no doubt about that. But I am not most people. I am built different.

Just awful

Really not for me, but it's not bad per se

Passable

Just really didnt grab me at all. Passable and forgettable.

Really, really damn good on its own, but every single second I kept thinking "this would be so much better if they had Bruce Dickinson from the start" 4.5ish stars

Bold move to open the album with it's best song by far, because none of the following songs reach those heights, but very good all things considered. Motörhead rocks.