Aug 29 2023
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No.1 In Heaven
Sparks
It's dumb, but nowhere near as dumb as the Sparks album in the book...and after half an hour of this, that's saying something. I guess in the 7 years since _Kimono my House_ (uurrgh) they had time to experiment with disco beats? Everything is dripping in that annoying new wave production I don't like, but... that was just the time, I guess. La Dolce Vita is an alright song. but it's just too SILLY for me.
2
Aug 30 2023
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Spilt Milk
Jellyfish
This was very 1990s but also not quite. Like if the Lemonheads mixed with the Beatles and Queen - lots of English influence but still very clearly an early 90s American rock band. Enjoyable for one listen at least. 3/5.
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Aug 31 2023
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Before These Crowded Streets
Dave Matthews Band
DMB is a band I’ve known OF for years, but I’ve never actually listened to. I’ve always shied away from the “jam band” term, and I know it’s groovy-funky-music-nerd stuff. Boy I wish I hadn’t, lol. This is borderline fantastic. It IS super-pretentious conservatorium fodder, but it’s also got a sweet 90s groove that I really like. It’s a product of its time in a distinct way, like if Pearl Jam if Toto was the main influence rather than Aerosmith.
This will definitely go in my “background music on long drives” playlist. 4/5.
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Sep 01 2023
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Weezer
Weezer
Normally the first thing I do is listen to my daily album, but this morning I woke up with "Back on the Streets" by Saxon in my head. Why ANYONE would wake up with a Saxon song in their head is beyond me, but I now need to listen to some Saxon before doing my album of the day. I've decided not to question the universe on this one. Back in an hour or so.
Ok, I'm pretty familiar with this album - I've never been an outright Weezer fan but they've been on the edge of my radar for a long time and were involved in a lot of pop culture moments (eg. Jackass, Tony Hawk games) from my teenage years. The singles are all great tunes and if you don't know them you must have spent the 90s under a rock. Full album is just as good as the singles tbh. It has that nerd rock element but also a pop punk thing that really works. Vocal harmonies really send it home. 5/5 going straight to the pool room. Wish I’d given it more attention in the past.
NB. ok, that’s the 4th album in the user-submitted list and the 4th album from the 1990s. I think I can see where this is going, haha. That isn’t a criticism; my submission was from the 1990s as well. Seems my fellow site users have better taste than the book’s author.
5
Sep 02 2023
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Daisies Of The Galaxy
Eels
I've heard the name Eels before but don't know anything about the band. I long ago decided in my head they were a garage punk/noise/alternative band, kinda like the Pixies but heavier.
Ok that’s the wrongest I’ve ever been in the 1001 albums list. I’m usually at least ~75% right. This falls under the big “alternative” umbrella but beyond that it has no resemblance to what I predicted. I hear a bit of Nirvana in the vocals and lyrics, but otherwise it’s… alternatively poppy? Bit of piano, bit of guitar. Not too bad, didn’t drive me insane but wouldn’t listen again. 3/5.
3
Sep 03 2023
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Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino
Arctic Monkeys
lol who chooses an Arctic Monkeys album when there’s already one in the official list?
It’s ok, I mean they’re not a bad band. But this was your chance to show me something I’d never heard before, and instead you chose one of the most popular rock bands of the last 20 years. And from their “ageing coke fiend” period, by the sounds of things. Minimal guitars, all jazzy arrangements, self-indulgent, arrogant and drawn out. Definitely the worst AM album I know of. Ah well. 2/5.
2
Sep 04 2023
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Bloody Kisses
Type O Negative
Well it’s my own submission, why wouldn’t I give it a 5/5?
Type O Negative was one of those underrated genius bands imo. They had an ear for great music and every song is just dripping with sarcasm, little winks at the camera etc, all while making you wonder if they actually are serious. I think whoever described them as 50% Sabbath, 50% Beatles kinda got it right. You can hear both influences in there really clearly once you know. And the first few songs on this album are just all-time. 5/5.
5
Sep 05 2023
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Discosis
Bran Van 3000
This was just too drawn out. I thought the first song was cool but it dropped off shortly after that and over an hour was a chore. 2/5.
2
Sep 06 2023
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Maestro
Kaizers Orchestra
Yeah pretty cool, Norwegians tend to do rock music pretty well. I enjoyed this. 4/5
4
Sep 07 2023
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Zuckerzeit
Cluster
Kinda spacey krautrock stuff, drawn out and stoned. Moogs and drumkits and bass and whatnot. Great vibe, maybe a bit *too* drawn out in places, but still a good 3/5.
3
Sep 08 2023
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Oncle Jazz
Men I Trust
Jazzy pop? Far too soft and waify for me, but I can appreciate it from afar. 3/5.
3
Sep 09 2023
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Fuzz
Chucklehead
Bit of a 1990s groove and swagger, mixing rock and funk, just how things were back then. Nothing groundbreaking, but I could listen to this in the background while I drink beer in the backyard on a hot summer's day. etc. 3/5.
3
Sep 10 2023
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Vedergällningen
Garmarna
Electronic-infused folk music? Was a bit of a hard pill to swallow tbh. Really started to drag. 2/5.
2
Sep 11 2023
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After Hours
The Weeknd
Annoying. 2/5
2
Sep 12 2023
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Blink-182
blink-182
Blink's boring late-career slowdown album. They were a great fun band and this album wasn't any of that. Still ok tbh. 3/5.
3
Sep 13 2023
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Control
Pedro The Lion
Eh, drawn out indie. Don't hate it but I don't really like it. 2/5
2
Sep 26 2023
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Give Up
The Postal Service
Eh, not really my thing but I didn't hate it. The upbeat songs were alright. I don't mind mixing a bit of rock and electronica, but this didn't end up packing enough of a punch for me. 3/5.
3
Oct 04 2023
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A Live One
Phish
Ok so what kind of sick FUCK, after sitting through 3 years of albums that generally go too long, then chooses a 2-hour live album to foist on everyone else? Bad form. Also, this jam band stuff really didn't do it for me today. 2/5.
2
Oct 09 2023
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The Lion's Roar
First Aid Kit
One of those albums where a look at the cover tells you EXACTLY what you're in for. It's a "fuck no" from me, but at least it was honest about it. 2/5.
2
Oct 10 2023
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The Beautiful Letdown
Switchfoot
I remember the first song, one of those "oh right, that existed" sorta tunes. Not too bad, a bit too 00s radio rock for me overall though. 3/5.
3
Nov 10 2023
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Don't Throw Stones
THE SPORTS
Good Aussie rock, not on the level of bands like Icehouse or INXS but still alright. Recognise a few tracks from drinking with older mates over the years. 3/5.
3
Nov 11 2023
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In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Neutral Milk Hotel
This might be fantastic in its own way but I'm just not an indie folk guy. It always gives me vibes of uni students who think this sort of music taste will mark them as "mysterious and artsy but fun", when really they just don't cut their toenails and any girls that are actually impressed by it also have questionable hygiene. 2/5.
2
Nov 18 2023
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Music For People In Trouble
Susanne Sundfør
ugh, more twee waify folk. I'm sure it's very sophisticated and stylish in Scandinavia but boooooooo hiss. 2/5.
2
Nov 21 2023
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F♯ A♯ ∞
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
This wasn't horrid but definitely not my thing. Just straight up rock got
3
Nov 23 2023
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Madvillainy
Madvillain
It said I didn't listen to this, but I did! It's average rap but mixed with sorta Tarantino soundtrack tunes. Wasn't really my thing but could've been way worse. 3/5.
3
Nov 28 2023
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The Best of The Hot 5 & Hot 7 Recordings
Louis Armstrong
eh, this was kinda fun. neither here nor there. 3/5.
3
Dec 14 2023
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Version 2.0
Garbage
This band was a very meh affair in the 90s imo, and I haven't really changed my opinion there. There aren't any real big banger tunes going on. Everything is mildly catchy, but that's not enough on its own. At least half their appeal was "omg Butch Vig" and some weird idol worship of Shirley Manson. I didn't understand it then, still don't. Not a bad band, not complete garbage(!), but there would have been THAT MANY bands doing something very similar, probably better, that we just never heard of... 3/5.
3
Dec 23 2023
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Hand. Cannot. Erase.
Steven Wilson
Steven Wilson is one of those people who I assume is like his fans - annoying.
3
Jan 02 2024
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McDonald and Giles
Ian McDonald
Renaissance fair type jazz prog stuff, I'm kinda stoned and it's doing it alright for me.
3
Jan 07 2024
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Apostrophe(')
Frank Zappa
Zappa is pretty fun. I am torn between liking him and wanting everyone who worships him to FOAD. it's a strange place. 4/5.
4
Jan 08 2024
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Recipe for Hate
Bad Religion
I was annoyed that there were no albums by Bad Religion, NOFX or Pennywise here - early 90s pop punk is one of life's simple pleasures and I love it. I'm glad someone added this - although I would've gone with the Grey Race, White Trash or About Time. Still, this is a 5/5 album.
5
Jan 09 2024
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I Need to Start a Garden
Haley Heynderickx
twee indie folk, oddly-spelled name and she's from Portland! Take my 2/5.
2
Jan 10 2024
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Nuyorican Soul
Nuyorican Soul
This wasn't too bad, but 2 hours? That's a lot of jazzy cruise vibes or whatever. 3/5 and I'm being generous.
3
Jan 11 2024
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A1A
Jimmy Buffett
This was a fuckin fun little romp. I know what Jimmy Buffett does in theory, but I never really paid any attention. It's pretty catchy stuff. 4/5.
4
Mar 15 2024
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Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum
Tally Hall
Oh god no how annoying. 2/5.
2
Mar 16 2024
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Poesía Básica
Extrechinato y Tu
This was kinda fun, dig the latin vibe. 3/5.
3
Mar 17 2024
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Frosting On The Beater
The Posies
1993 and an album cover that vaguely resembles Singles. I look into my crystal ball and.... ah come on, with a name like "posies" and that album cover, this is going to be soft alternagrunge. Call me Nostradamus.
Ok I recognised Dream all Day. Album overall as expected. Just kinda meandering semi-grungy stuff, but I have a soft spot for it. 4/5.
4
Mar 18 2024
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Englabörn
Jóhann Jóhannsson
Whenever I see Icelandic writing, I'm worried it'll be Sigur Ros. This wasn't them, but it was still weird shit. I think I get the movie soundtrack vibe, but eh. 2/5.
2
Mar 19 2024
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Racine carrée
Stromae
This was pretty cool. Catchy europop. Didn't go off on too many strange tangents. Just did what it suggested it would. 4/5.
4
Mar 20 2024
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A Salty Dog
Procol Harum
lol ok that is a hilariously shit album cover. I'm guessing HIPSTERS. And why did someone submit an album from 1969? Wasn't 6000 albums from that exact year enough already?
Ok it's proggy like early Genesis? Production is surprisingly good for its time. The jokey artwork doesn't really have any relevance beyond some of the lyrics being about the sea. Not too bad overall, could have replaced many other 69 albums here. 4/5.
4
Mar 21 2024
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Come And Get It
Rachel Stevens
lol it's the chick from S Club 7. Just pointless, mindless 00s dance pop. I vaguely remember thinking she was the hot one of the group. But still: fuuuuck off. This has to be a wind up. 2/5.
2
Mar 22 2024
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Emotional Mugger
Ty Segall
Meh, noisy alternative. 3/5.
3
Mar 23 2024
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Rêver mieux
Daniel Bélanger
Cruisy, inoffensive, backpacker hostel lobby muzak. 3/5.
3
Mar 24 2024
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Nonagon Infinity
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
This is a strange band. I've heard a few of their albums, just all over the map. This one is pretty catchy indie rock? Upbeat, sounds like fun. 4/5.
4
Mar 25 2024
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Sublime
Sublime
Oh god really? Ok. 3/5.
3
Mar 26 2024
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Piledriver
Status Quo
Fun enough band. 3/5.
3
Mar 27 2024
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Nurture
Porter Robinson
Easy listening electronica is the sort of stuff that plays while you're waiting for the sessions to start at a corporate retreat. 2/5.
2
Mar 28 2024
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22, A Million
Bon Iver
Meh. Hipsters doing... something. 2/5
2
Mar 29 2024
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Continuum
John Mayer
John Mayer is cool. 3/5.
3
Mar 30 2024
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King Tubbys Meets Rockers Uptown
King Tubby
Not a reggae fan. Just tooooo samey. 2/5.
2
Mar 31 2024
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Night Drive
Chromatics
Not a bad album to work to at 5am. Very hipstery, odd, minimalist electronica. I think if it hadn't suited my mood at the time I would have hated it, but here we are. 3/5.
3
Apr 01 2024
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Boys And Girls in America
The Hold Steady
boring rock. dude can't sing. 2/5.
2
Apr 02 2024
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Dogrel
Fontaines D.C.
The music is neither here nor there, but I had an instant negative reaction to that voice. So much so that the music started annoying me too. 1/5 terrible.
(Sorry bud, I know you probably love it and hope everyone else does too. But yeesh)
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Apr 03 2024
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El Circo
Maldita Vecindad Y Los Hijos Del 5to. Patio
oh hell yeah! This is going straight on the work playlist. What a cool album. Never heard of it before, great energy, bit of an exotic (to me) flavour. 4/5.
4
Apr 04 2024
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Enema Of The State
blink-182
Ahhh look, I was 15 when this album came out. I wasn't a huge blink fan, but they were VERY hard to ignore. They'd already had a few hits, really quickly took over Offspring/Green Day, poor NOFX left in the dust. I remember the radio charts were pretty full of boy/girl bands and blingy rap at the time, the "big alternative" music was mostly nu-metal, but then these guys were just fucking THERE. And this was their peak. All the lyrics appealed to kinda loser teenage boys like me - felt like the whole album was about girls not wanting to know you or not being allowed to go out on the weekend, which was my direct experience in my teens lol. Crazy how much that resonated with me now, but eh.
NOFX is still way better and criminally underrated imo, but Blink 182 was also pretty rad. 4/5.
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Apr 05 2024
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Forced Witness
Alex Cameron
Cynical hipster shit with a "lol, it's so 80s hey" backdrop. I always wonder whether these cunts actually like the music they're sending up, or if it's just a vehicle for maximum *irony*. Either way, 2/5 and fuck off.
2
Apr 06 2024
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A City Dressed In Dynamite
That Handsome Devil
This thinks it's way cooler than it is. It isn't hard to imagine the frontman posting vaguely sociopathic things on Facebook about how his lifelong unemployment is actually a sacrifice he's made to bless everyone with *art*. "No, I didn't pay taxes; I just did all this for you for free". Oh thanks man! As appreciation, here's my 1/5.
1
Apr 07 2024
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Currents
Tame Impala
This band is so lame. Just laaaaaaame. 1/5.
1
Apr 08 2024
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Hammersmith Odeon, London '75
Bruce Springsteen
The Boss goes alright, not sure why we needed a live album from him but hey. 3/5.
3
Apr 09 2024
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I Am
Earth, Wind & Fire
Don't mind these guys. Cool album. 3/5.
3
Apr 10 2024
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Oil of Every Pearl's Un-Insides
SOPHIE
I predicted this would be exactly what it was just looking at the album cover. Super-serious gay indie pop. Nailed it.
Overall, pretty abrasive. Too disjointed to dance OR sit and listen to. I don't know where or when you'd crack this out; it felt like performance art more than music half the time. tbh the drone track was cool, I'd have listened to a full album of that. But it's a 2/5.
2
Apr 11 2024
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Kick
INXS
I'm Australian and grew up in the late 80s/early 90s. I've heard this album more times than I've heard my own name. I owned a copy as a kid, and the singles are still played daily - quite literally every day - on most rock radio stations. If you say "pulling a Michael Hutchence" in Australia, everyone will know EXACTLY what you mean. INXS is so popular here that they had a fuckin TV competition to find a new singer... in 2005. They hadn't put out a single for 10 years by that point. Also, a mate of mine is friends with one of the Farriss brothers (forget which one) and by all accounts he's a total loony. Kick is a GREAT album. 5/5.
5
Apr 12 2024
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Tomb
Angelo De Augustine
This was a struggle. 2/5.
2
Apr 13 2024
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Because the Internet
Childish Gambino
He was funny on community but this is not my thing. 2/5.
2
Apr 14 2024
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Peasant
Richard Dawson
lol what an avant garde masterpiece. It would've been average rating, but the singing REALLY drags it down. Old timey English folk music (ie. not American folk country) is pretty good when done properly... which this isn't. 2/5.
2
Apr 15 2024
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I And Love And You
The Avett Brothers
ew, more folk music. And it's the modern kind, sounds like Mumford and Sons. 1/5 on a nice day.
1
Apr 16 2024
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Lahai
Sampha
This album seamlessly blended 4 or 5 distinct musical genres into something I struggled to stay awake for. 1 point for referencing Jonathan Livingstone Seagull, but then 1 point taken away for making it really, really boring. Otherwise... it's like the wikipedia critics listened to a completely different album. Going by critical opinion alone, this should be 2023's answer to <big 1970s album>. Didn't anyone (other than me) listen to this and just feel completely underwhelmed? bored? impatient? 1/5.
1
Apr 17 2024
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Yeti
Amon Düül II
amon düüll II... heard the name many times. listened this morning for the first time. not too bad, pretty spacey, cruisy etc. good VIBE. 3/5.
3
Apr 18 2024
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Cleopatra
The Lumineers
Oh good, more folky garbage. lol @ calling it "stomp clap hey ho" hipster music. It sure is. 1/5.
1
Apr 19 2024
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Live in San Francisco
Thee Oh Sees
Not too bad for noisy indie stuff. Punky and catchy as well. At one point I thought the same song had played twice though, and it hadn't. Not the mark of a GREAT album lol. 3/5.
3
Apr 20 2024
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Relatives in Descent
Protomartyr
Meh, post-punk crud. Does this stuff pride itself on all sounding identical? 2/5.
2
Apr 21 2024
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The Black Parade
My Chemical Romance
I've heard this album once before and at the time I remember thinking it was way better than expected, and I should listen to it again. I never did, but hey.
Listening again in 2024, it's.... fucking amazing. I really should listen to this album regularly. It sniffs its own farts and the AESTHETIC is silly, but I don't care when it's this catchy. 5/5.
5
Apr 22 2024
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Game of Fools
Koritni
lol I don't know what this is going to be but the cover SUCKS in a funny way. It kinda looks like it'll be heavy metal? Maybe from a non-English country? Greece?
Ok, it's hard rock (close enough) and the singer sounds like Jimmy Barnes. They're Australian? Fuck, I never heard of them. I love Airbourne, so how did this escape me? Either way, pretty much up my alley. 4/5.
4
Apr 23 2024
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The Hazards of Love
The Decemberists
No, not this. 2/5.
2
Apr 24 2024
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Ænima
TOOL
I'm not a big Tool fan, but this album is just *that* fucking good. I remember seeing the video for Stinkfist on rage when it first came out, and just couldn't get enough of it. I was only 12 and could barely comprehend its brilliance. The song is a journey, with really distinct parts that tie together so well, and the video clip just tops it off. Fucking masterpiece. And the rest of the album isn't far behind. I still listen to it every other week. It reminds me of the mid-late 90s, when I was getting exposed to all this new music, trying pot, surfing on weekends, trying and failing to impress girls... it's the sound of my youth. I should repeat: I'm not really a Tool fan, I've heard their other albums *maybe* once each, but I totally GET this one. I swim in it. I drink it. I escape into it. I listen to it and forget about the rest of the world, forget about the daily bullshit 40 year olds put up with. 5/5.
5
Apr 25 2024
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Watch Out!
Alexisonfire
I've never actually heard these guys, but I've kinda meant to some point. They were a vague joke when I cared about metal in the mid 2000s - something something emo pussies etc. But if they're anything like a whole bunch of other bands I wrote off as "gay" in 2004, they're probably alright.
Yeah it's not too bad lol. Kinda catchy, anthemy, chorus driven pop punk. I don't mind it at all. 4/5.
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Apr 26 2024
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Elmer Gantry's Velvet Opera
Elmer Gantry's Velvet Opera
Ohhhh 1968! Let me just get out my "this sucks" stamp.
Not sure why you'd choose this when the original list was already full of this stuff, but eh. I don't like it, I don't hate it, but in the absence of 2.5 I'll give it 3/5.
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Apr 27 2024
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The Animal Years
Josh Ritter
More folk? Are you kidding me? Haven't we had enough folk rock already? 2/5.
2
Apr 28 2024
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When Smoke Rises
Mustafa
Eh well this is boring. 2/5.
2
Apr 29 2024
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Dimanche à Bamako
Amadou & Mariam
This is the soundtrack to backpackers telling each other their intrepid travel plans while slacklining at the beach. Catchy enough though. 3/5.
3
Apr 30 2024
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Gotcha! Gotcha! Gotcha!
Gotcha!
Ok that was kinda cool for a few minutes. Album was way too long, it lost me after about 20min. But I didn't mind it up to that point. Off-brand Bungle, I guess. 3/5.
3
May 01 2024
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Misplaced Childhood
Marillion
Marillion is for NERDS. 3/5.
3
May 02 2024
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Korn
Korn
The song Blind is basically THE Korn song - it's the first thing I think of when people mention them, and that's probably true for lots of people. It was in something, like a crusty demons video, or some bodyboarding movie. Those were all the rage. Either way, I was right into Korn for a while before nu-metal got really annoying and Linkin Park stank up the genre. I still rate this album. It goes for too long and there's a bit of filler, but it's still a 4 and I'm gonna bump it up because there's too much folk music in these user albums. 5/5.
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May 03 2024
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Join Us
They Might Be Giants
This started out ok but got REALLY annoying after a few songs, and by the end was just utterly punishing. Like a whole album of those Weird Al songs that aren't parodies of anything, but just ADHD-inspired ditties. ugh. 2/5.
2
May 04 2024
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1, 2, Kung Fu!
Boy Azooga
Weird mix of genres here, not really any I like though. Harmless alternative stuff. 3/5.
3
May 05 2024
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Funeral Dress
Wussy
Nah... just nah, not interested. No more indie folk alternative please. 2/5.
2
May 06 2024
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Blue Is The Colour
The Beautiful South
Oh god, it's more alternative folky garbage. Is this all the other users actually listen to? Every second user album is this crap ffs. 1/5.
1
May 07 2024
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St. Jude
Courteeners
Not too bad but I'm pretty tired of UK sounding stuff at this point. 3/5.
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May 08 2024
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Nail
Scraping Foetus off the Wheel
I look into my crystal ball and this is gonna be weird. Hardcore? Butthole Surfers type stuff?
Ok, no idea how to describe this. Like if Nick Cave was jokey rather than flat out depressing? It's like the gothy end of new wave mixed with beat poetry and industrial noises? Closest I've heard to it is the second Ministry album, but that is also a much more serious affair. Ridiculous, but preferable to more folk. 3/5.
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May 09 2024
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The Pros and Cons of Hitch Hiking
Roger Waters
This was a bit silly. I've never really been a huge PF fan and this has that same floaty, esoteric quality a lot of their stuff does. Spots of cool broken up by whimsical drivel. The concept did nothing for me, but that's ok. I can tell a lot of thought and effort went into it, and I didn't hate it. Just should've been condensed into a 30min album. 3/5.
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May 16 2024
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Silent Alarm
Bloc Party
Indie Britpop, not my favourite style. This was unremarkable by its own standards. 2/5.
2
May 17 2024
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10,000 gecs
100 gecs
This is the soundtrack to Gen Z kids with "trauma" and ADHD engaging in pretty crime while vaping. 1/5.
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May 18 2024
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"Awaken, My Love!"
Childish Gambino
Another childish Gambino album? ffs. It's not bad but I didn't really want to hear it. 3/5.
3
May 19 2024
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Stranger In Town
Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band
Not too bad, surprised Bob Seger wasn't anywhere in the original list. 3/5.
3
May 20 2024
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Carrie & Lowell
Sufjan Stevens
I don't care how high concept this guy's stuff is. It's just SO BORING. Completely wishy-washy crap. Made 45min feel like 3 hours. At least Soundgarden had a song called Fourth of July that actually ruled. 1/5.
1
May 21 2024
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Sailing The Seas Of Cheese
Primus
Early Primus is a good bit of fun, in small doses. 4/5.
4
May 22 2024
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Carolina Confessions
The Marcus King Band
Not too bad, rocks a bit. Maybe a bit too much "blues superstar" attitude for my liking overall, but I've definitely heard worse. 3/5.
3
May 23 2024
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Don't Say No
Billy Squier
Stroke!
I've never heard this album before, but I love this kind of almost-AOR stuff. I should've checked this out a long time ago tbh. 5/5 and thank you!!
5
Jun 08 2024
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Wild Planet
The B-52's
The B-52s already had an album on the original list, and this album is a carbon copy of it. Why would you use your one vote so pointlessly? 2/5.
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Jun 09 2024
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La cagaste... Burt Lancaster
Hombres G
I don't get the Burt Lancaster reference; he's too old for me (I'm 40!) and I don't speak Spanish. But I'm guessing that's a great gag. Or is it?
Music is alright. Ska-ish? A bit monotonous, every song sounded the same. Probably one of those things that no one outside Spain (maybe also South America?) knows about. Like Cold Chisel, but nowhere near as good. 2/5.
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Jun 14 2024
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Silence Yourself
Savages
This bored me, so I switched it off without thinking. Had to steer myself into actively listening. Didn't like it. 2/5.
2
Jun 15 2024
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Transatlanticism
Death Cab for Cutie
I thought these guys were emo. Instead they're just boring rock. Inoffensive, predictable chord progressions and lyrics. Dreary. 2/5.
2
Jun 16 2024
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People
The Burning Hell
For every accidentally-cool Canadian band (see: Crash Test Dummies) there are a squazillion annoying ones. This guy thought he was saying important things, but it was just shit. 1/5.
1
Jun 17 2024
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Afraid Of Sunlight
Marillion
lol, second Marillion album in the user list. I don't mind some of their 80s stuff with the other singer, but I'd never heard this. They really are a nerd band for nerds. So up their own arses. 3/5.
3
Jun 27 2024
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Gemstones
Adam Green
This is kinda catchy. Definitely consider the Smiths an influence, but has a distinctly US vibe. My feelings on hipsters mixing upbeat music & dark lyrics depends on my mood on the day I hear it. It's hard, because I can hear his high opinion of himself sitting like an oil slick on top of the music. Today I'm in a good mood so it gets a 3/5, but I could see myself on another day giving it a 1 or 2.
3
Jun 28 2024
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Home Sweet Home
Kano
This sucked. Like, it really fucking sucked. Far out, what a punish. 1/5.
1
Jun 29 2024
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Re
Café Tacvba
This is pretty fun musically, but the singing has an awful jokey edge to it. Only at times, though. 3/5.
3
Jul 18 2024
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Loss
Mull Historical Society
Harmless enough indie. Maybe a bit gay? Has a show-tuney vibe at times, as if REM and Elton John wrote a rock opera together on a budget of instruments you could have in a bedroom studio in 2001. Which means the dog on the cover is dead by 2024, I guess. RIP dog. 3/5.
3
Jul 19 2024
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Nightbirds
LaBelle
Catchy enough r&b disco-esque stuff. Before my time, a bit dated and I'm not a black woman, so it doesn't click on all levels, but I tapped my foot for half an hour. Lady Marmalade is very well known, but tbh I preferred the other songs. And I liked the little sperms in the logo, nice touch. 3/5.
3
Jul 22 2024
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Piñata
Freddie Gibbs
It was cool to hear a modern rap album that I didn't hate. This was pretty cool. Maybe one day I'll listen to it again. 3/5.
3
Jul 23 2024
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Goat
The Jesus Lizard
These guys used to get late-night play on Australia's version of MTV in the 90s. It caught me multiple times, because they had a cool name but sounded like dog shit. But that was 30 years ago now and my tastes have surely matured. Time to give it the chance I never did.
With so much more breadth of experience and a full adult vocabulary, I can now use words like jarring, annoying, loud, abrasive, dissonant, unstructured and pointless to describe it. I couldn't do that in 1994; I could only really say it sucked. But it's still just as fucking awful and disappointing as I remember. Imagine sitting up late as a kid, waiting for the heavy stuff, wanting Alice in Chains and Pantera, and instead you get this. Into the BIN. 2/5.
2
Aug 20 2024
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Go Farther In Lightness
Gang of Youths
These guys are a household name in Australia, but I've never heard them until right now. It's... better than expected, tbh. It has that pretend-world-weary indie vibe that I roll my eyes at, but it's still catchy. 3/5.
3
Aug 21 2024
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Savage Sinusoid
Igorrr
I have ADHD, I'm a lifelong, card-carrying metalhead and I like Mr Bungle... but this was too much for me. Kinda catchy in places, but veeeeeerrrrry small doses. 3/5.
3
Aug 22 2024
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Contra
Vampire Weekend
I've heard of these guys and I expected it to rock more than this. This is goofy and pretentious. 2.5/5.
2
Aug 23 2024
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We Like It Here
Snarky Puppy
This was pretty cool. I would have said this isn't my thing, but it turns out it was my thing - this morning, at least. 4/5.
3
Aug 24 2024
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Super Ape
The Upsetters
Reggae isn't my thing. I'm sure this is a shining example of it, but eh. Why does every song sound soooo identical? No other style can get away with it, yet reggae does, album after album. 2/5.
2
Aug 26 2024
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Ultra Blue
Hikaru Utada
Fun enough J-pop. Catchy dance tunes that sound pleasant, and that I'll never listen to again. Runtime a bit long, whole thing very samey. 3/5.
3
Aug 26 2024
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Squeezing Out Sparks
Graham Parker
Odd little bit of pub rock. A few songs weren't available on Spotify, but what was left was kinda fun. Took a minute to get used to. Local girls was a bit of a banger. 3/5.
3
Sep 08 2024
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Dead Man's Party
Oingo Boingo
I've heard the song "Stay" before. I had it on a mixtape about 25 years ago. Can't remember anything about it though - pretty sure it's new wave sorta stuff?
Holy shit it's super catchy. Better than just "new wave" - has the same sort of vibe as Devo and Martini Ranch. Poppy, definite new wave sounds going on, but really intricate and layered and a bunch of other wanky adjectives. But it's awesome. Going to spam mates with it. 5/5.
5
Sep 09 2024
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Whipped Cream & Other Delights
Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
This is kinda fun. Chick on the cover is possibly dead of old age by now, but was obviously a total babe. According to wikipedia the cover has become a pop icon, but I had no idea. I can see why, though. That shit is HOT. Catchy music, too. Zero substance, but catchy. Reminds me of Green Onions a bit. Same sorta 3/5.
3
Sep 10 2024
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Tales Of Mystery And Imagination
The Alan Parsons Project
Lame and boring. I love a bit of prog, but this put me to sleep. 2/5.
2
Sep 11 2024
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Out of the Blue
Debbie Gibson
Ok I've never heard this (or even heard OF it) before, but here's a quick couple of predictions based solely on the album cover:
1. pop music (duh)
2. frustratingly wholesome (call me nostradamus)
3. horribly dated (you don't say)
Really branching out with these predictions.
I mean, in Australia we had Kylie Minogue and this isn't far off the same sound, vibe, era etc. It might have been fun if I'd grown up with it? I was never huge on the teen girl pop thing, even back when I was that age. But listening to this for the first time, as a 40-year-old man in 2024, just makes me uncomfortable. Like I'm a grown man hanging around outside a primary school and the staff are about to call the cops. One of the tracks has 32mil plays on Spotify, so I was hoping I'd recognise it, but nup. I wonder if Debbie ever looked back and thought "actually, that wasn't the biggest heartbreak of my life after all", lol.
After this album I listened to a few of her other, later (adult) songs as well, just so I didn't feel like such a creep, but the music didn't improve. Her most famous song has 128mil plays and it was completely unfamiliar. Gotta pay some respect to her for never having "teen star goes wild" phase, though. Looks like she went from a wholesome teen to a wholesome broadway revue singer. But Out of the Blue gets a 2/5.
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Sep 12 2024
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Pushin' Against a Stone
Valerie June
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no...... no.
End of album update: fuck, no.
1/5.
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Sep 13 2024
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Eye
Robyn Hitchcock
This is obviously one of those singer-songwriters who thinks he's an utter genius. He's not. I bet if I searched enough interviews, I'd find one of him saying he's the greatest songwriter of all time. He's not. 2/5.
2
Sep 14 2024
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Phantom Power
The Tragically Hip
I have a theory that protectionism in the Canadian music industry provides domestic success for Canadian bands that every so often accidentally bleeds over into the rest of the world. The end result is harmless and friendly, yet pointless and bland Canadian rock bands getting a sliver of airplay outside their home country and boring the shit out of us.
Realistically, most of these Canadian bands' successes can be chalked up to the same policy that stops supermarkets importing milk from Thailand. The local farmers can continue to ply their middling trade and don't have to move to the city, ya know? 3/5, will never listen again.
3
Oct 05 2024
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A Deeper Understanding
The War On Drugs
Easy listening indie bores the Christ out of me. There's nothing wrong with it, I just find it uninspiring and a bit of a waste of my time. In the nicest possible way, if that makes sense. I went to a lot of house parties when this stuff was super popular (early 2010s), and it always just made me really keen to go "anyone want a REAL party?", and put on Motley Crue or something. But I never did, and these albums never go anywhere. 2/5.
2
Oct 06 2024
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Mm..Food
MF DOOM
This isn't too bad. Straddles that fine line between great hip hop and forgettable hip hop. Good flow, but melodies and beats maybe a little lazy. 3/5.
3
Oct 07 2024
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We Rock Hard
Freestylers
LOL imagine sitting through all the grimy 90s UK drum and bass shit in the original list, and thinking it needs more. 2/5.
2
Oct 08 2024
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Moffou
Salif Keita
Couldn't say I'd listen to this every day, but I enjoyed it as a once off. Like a mix of Latin guitar and African traditional music? It kinda lost steam in places, some of the tracks were too quiet for me, but I liked the ones where it sounded like a whole village was doing backup singing. 3/5.
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Oct 09 2024
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Dilate
Ani DiFranco
I know Ani DiFranco is big in indie circles, so it's a bit of a surprise to hear so much Alanis Morissette in this. But there we go eh? This was a little too "tortured" for me. I made the mistake of reading the lyrics while it played, which didn't help. Can't say it's inspired me to check out the rest of her stuff. 2/5.
2
Oct 10 2024
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Chet
Chet Baker
This was too soft and couldn't hold my attention. I didn't even realise it was over. 2/5.
2
Oct 11 2024
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Human Racing
Nik Kershaw
Wouldn't it be good has been the theme song to Cadbury commercials in Australia for about the last 30 years. It's a fucking banger. I didn't know the rest of the album, but it isn't as good. There's an "intense pop" feel, with all this stop-start stuff and synthesised slap bass etc etc, that I wasn't in the mood for today. I'm gonna give it a decent score though, for wouldn't it be nice and I won't let the sun go down on me, as well as the guitar solo in cloak and dagger. 4/5.
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Oct 12 2024
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You'd Prefer an Astronaut
Hum
This album isn't on Spotify, but they have albums from 93 and 98 available. So I'll listen to them instead. My guess is that the 93 album will be underground and heavy, the 98 album will be soft as shit, and I'm just going to assume the 95 album was transitional. That's how 90s bands worked, these guys will be no different.
The 1993 album is really cool. Sounded like helmet. That "not metal, not grunge, not punk, but kinda like all three" sound. There's heaviness, there's a bit of groove, there's an indie vibe. I really rate this, and will listen again for sure.
The 1998 album is a bit softer, but we're not talking pitchshifter levels of change. Not as interesting as the earlier album though. I can hear more Nirvana in this one, oddly.
Based on this, I can say that this green album was probably grungy, reasonably catchy. Overall this is getting a 4/5. Best rating I've ever given an album I didn't listen to lol.
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Oct 14 2024
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O
Damien Rice
Not too bad. A bit boring? But not unpleasant. Same kinda vibe as Tina Dico. But a guy. 3/5.
3
Oct 15 2024
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All Hail West Texas
The Mountain Goats
One of the songs stole a vocal melody from a NOFX song, but it was fleeting and mostly I just hated this. Lame Americana themes, vibe calls to brisket festivals and big moustaches/belt buckles - ironically, of course. And no doubt most of these guys' fans would shudder at those darkthrone albums recorded using a similar attention to detail RE equipment. 2/5.
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Oct 16 2024
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Djarimirri
Gurrumul
The media made a biiiiig song and dance about this guy when he died, and suddenly half my Facebook feed were big fans (they'd just never mentioned it until then, same as the ABC). Was a hot minute where I was inexplicably the only Australian who'd never heard of him. Or at least the only honest one.
Ideological jabs at self-styled white "progressives" aside, it's pretty... interesting? Definitely not something I'd listen to a lot, or much at all, but I like the blending of old and new world-esque elements, in a tasteful way. There's no real get-up-and-go, but that's also not the idea. And if I'm honest, it's refreshing to see an indigenous musician enjoy some popularity (even if posthumous) without being a fucking rapper. But not a great album. 3/5.
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Oct 24 2024
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Pop
GAS
I like this kind of ambient relaxation music. Use it a bit when I'm in the zone at work and death metal would be too intrusive. 4/5.
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Oct 25 2024
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Real Life
Joan As Police Woman
This album was, simultaneously, both full of mood/vibe and completely devoid of it. A noticeable absence of rhythm presented a considerable hurdle, which the reviewer struggled and ultimately failed to overcome. The voice droned, lyrics unintelligible and vocal lines drawn out in excruciating non-smoker-fakes-it huskiness. The urge to open a beverage - an oft-trusted marker of musical enjoyment - relishing that sharp *crack* as the seal breaks, letting a little foam spray around and engaging in a brief display of conspicuous enthusiasm, became suddenly as abhorrent to the reviewer as it no doubt is to Joan when she's forced to ply her trade outside late-opening cafes - the nuanced smell of triple-malt whiskies replaced by the disgusting reek of pigswill lagers, the artiste herself at risk of the great unwashed asking her, in their infinite ignorance, about Norah Jones. A "punk" detour at some point failed to boost either my interest or the artiste's expected incoming indie cred. Simply put: while this album jazzily sneers at the audience in arrogant self-importance, in return it offers very little reward or thanks for listening. It demands respect without understanding the concept. It is, ultimately, a product of ego rather than love of craft.
So I would take a squirty shit on a physical copy of this, right in front of Joan. And while doing that squirty shit, I'd say, "this is what I think of your artsy, jazzy, knockoff Norah Jones garbage". 1/5.
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Oct 26 2024
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World Of Echo
Arthur Russell
I decided today to listen to my album in the evening - something I never do; I normally listen to this shit at 5am. But today, randomly, I chose 8:30pm. For added context, I had a dose of my medicinal cannabis about 20 minutes ago. The medicinal cannabis has now alleviated both my back pain and most other bodily sensation, then dialled my imagination up to 11. And also today, randomly, my album is this psychedelic little number - which I am currently listening to on my noise-cancelling, sit-right-near-to-my-eardrum headphones in the dark.
Russell and his producer understood the assignment. Sonically, it floats around inside your head - the panning of instruments, along with the ECHO (he said the thing!), really makes it feel like your skull cavity is a giant acoustic space, just ready to be filled with odd sounds, plings and plongs, something that could be a bass guitar played with a violin bow, sporadic wacked-out singing (it might be words, it might not, I dunno) and lots of really pointedly-empty noise. It's ridiculous and it's only borderline "actual music", but it's happy, silly and as trippy as it fucking gets. Definitely the most undeserved 4/5 I've handed out here.
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Nov 04 2024
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Ruin
The Amazing Devil
Tolerable for indie folk. I liked the vocal harmonies. Got a bit long in the tooth towards the end though, and overall still a bit too twee. The swearing was intentionally at odds with the music, but.... eh? I guess you'd have to like it before you'd say it was clever or effective. I don't think I'll ever like this genre. 3/5.
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Nov 05 2024
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Diary
Sunny Day Real Estate
Ok we've got some 90s alterna-punk stuff. Half grunge, half indie etc. Sounds alright? A bit dated to hear for the first time in 2024. Didn't recognise any of it, which was a surprise given I grew up in the 90s and soaked up this kind of stuff. Maybe that little bit too indie for 10 year olds at the time. 3/5.
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Nov 06 2024
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Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You
Big Thief
Artless crap pretending to be deep. No more folk please. 1/5.
1
Nov 07 2024
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Young Team
Mogwai
I've known of these guys for a long time but never heard them. They're one of those groups that enjoys crossover appeal with card-carrying, no-nonsense metalheads and tbh that's always turned me off haha. From what I understand, it's going to be industrial/electronic sort of stuff, maybe like skinny puppy (also popular with the no-fun metal crowd).
Ok it's post rock. It's... alright, I guess? I struggle to tell good from bad from average in this genre. It all does the same thing to my ears. But it's not a bad thing by any means. Just can't hold my interest - fine for a once off, though. Bit of jingle jangle, drawn out songs, intentional dynamics, etc. 3/5.
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Nov 16 2024
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Alive Or Just Breathing
Killswitch Engage
This stuff made a big splash in metal/alternative circles when it came out. Metal was in a weird spot at the time. Nu-metal had shat itself and lost its edge in favour of radio rock (see: Linkin Park, SOAD), and the older US bands (eg. Metallica, Slayer, Pantera) were dead in the water. The bigger metal bands at the time were Nevermore, Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, Gamma Ray, Opeth etc - European or heavy euro influence, no mainstream (or even "big alternative") interest. Killswitch Engage, Shadows Fall, Trivium etc - all had promise, and the likes of Pitchfork etc took notice, but they kinda blew it imo. The idea of blending In Flames/At The Gates with Machine Head was a good one, but with these guys in charge it just all ended up sounding too soulless and *American*. It's 90% hardcore breakdown/screaming and 10% melody, when it should be more of a 50/50 mix.
Eventually they discovered the other 5 strings on their guitars and a better singer (with the most metal name ever in Howard Jones), but this is... pretty meh. In all honesty, the best thing to come from this album is The End of Heartache (an easy 4/5) and the likely inspiration for Robb Flynn to snap out of it and write Through the Ashes of Empires. 3/5.
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Nov 17 2024
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Come On Come On
Mary Chapin Carpenter
This is some nice country radio rock. Never heard of it before - thought I recognised a song, but it was a Dire Straits cover. A few softer moments that get kinda meh, but the upbeat stuff with that nice early 90s production is fun. It'll do, you know? I couldn't imagine it getting any really high or low ratings, but it's imo the very definition of a 3/5. It sits perfectly in that groove. Sometimes I give out 3s because I don't want to shit on an album unnecessarily with a 2, or because it was bad but influential, but in this case it just simply deserves a "good job" sticker. 3/5.
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Nov 18 2024
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Set Yourself On Fire
Stars
No stomach for this sorry sort of folky shit today. 1/5.
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Nov 19 2024
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The Universe Smiles Upon You
Khruangbin
No idea what this is, but I like the cover art so I want it to be cool.
And it's psychedelic stoner jam rock, which I like today. Thank you whoever chose this. 4/5.
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Nov 20 2024
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Leak 04-13 (Bait Ones)
Jai Paul
No idea what to expect here, Indian pop music maybe?
Ok it's... yeah, Indian pop music? "Str8 outta Mumbai" is annoying as fuck. Sounds like 3 songs all playing at once. Gen Z pop I guess. After a few more songs, this barely counts as music. It's like a sample bank of annoying shit stapled together. Into the bin. 1/5.
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Nov 21 2024
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Boys And Girls In America
The Hold Steady
Ever wanted to know what the Dropkick Murphys would sound like if they made bland, feelgood hipster indie rock? No, me either. 2/5.
2
Nov 22 2024
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Somewhere In The Between
Streetlight Manifesto
I can do ska in small amounts. 44 minutes as a one-off today will be ok, but I wouldn't make a habit of it. 3/5.
Update 20 minutes later: oh god, this really is a lot of ska. The rating stands, but any further ska will get a 1 or 2.
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Nov 23 2024
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Bleed American
Jimmy Eat World
I vaguely know of these guys, never heard them though. Name is a bit of a turnoff tbh.
Ok, initial thoughts are that it rocks decent enough. I recognise The Middle, heard it a lot... somewhere? Rest of the album stacks up as well. Good find, not fantastic but still an easy 4/5.
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Nov 28 2024
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Stage Four
Touché Amoré
It's labelled as post-hardcore but I don't hate it. What a fuckin bonus haha. Full of monotonous Rollins-isms in the vocals, and the lyrics started to get really annoying (sorry, I just don't care if your mum died and it's very personal and blah blah blah), but someone in there has an ear for melody and the drummer is doing some interesting stuff at times. 3/5.
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Nov 29 2024
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God Shuffled His Feet
Crash Test Dummies
This was an album I considered for my own pick, so it's great to see it here. It's a fucking masterpiece. Every song has its own little personality, it has this rich, full sound with great dynamics and just the right amount of catchiness. And tbh, on paper I should fucking hate it. It ticks ALL of my "oh fuck this quirky, folky, Gen X Canadian hipster crap" boxes, yet despite that, I think it's one of the best albums of all time. That has to mean something. I've even got a ticket to see them live in a few months. I would urge everyone to buy a copy of this album, even if you don't have a CD player. 5/5. A+++.
5
Dec 13 2024
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Animals
Pink Floyd
lol, adding a Pink Floyd album to the user list. All the music in the world to choose from, and you pick a band that had FOUR albums in the book. 2/5.
2
Dec 14 2024
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Come On Over
Shania Twain
Not too bad considering. There were a few songs from this on the radio back in the day. Pretty harmless, would never listen again but hey it's a 3/5.
3
Dec 15 2024
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Hadestown
Anaïs Mitchell
Oh god the first minute or so of this was a real rollercoaster. First I read that it was folky, which made me want to throw up. Then the first few notes of acoustic kicked in, and it sounded alright. Felt a bit of hope. Then the chick's voice started and I felt physically ill. The guy's voice seemed vaguely passage, but then he either changed it or another guy turned up with an even worse voice. By the time I got to some gang singing "COME ON DOWN TO HADES TOWN" I realised it was just an irredeemable piece of utter shit with an added rock opera snobbishness. It went for about another 45 agonising minutes, loving itself the entire way.
This was just too much for me. That whole vibe where art school dorks pretend they're voodoo southern cajun hipsterbilly honky-tonk afficionados, all high on reviews they or their friends wrote for their own stuff, probably referring to themselves as a "collective"... ugh, spare me. 1/5.
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Dec 16 2024
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Things We Lost In The Fire
Low
Eh, average. 3/5.
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Dec 20 2024
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MOMENTUM
Calibro 35
I know it's really popular in some hip-hop/funk/whatever circles, but sampling ancient shit and adding beats... eh? Not my thing. It just comes out sounding all grimy and strange. I know they have ways of describing these beats in the UK - big beat or soemthing? I dunno. Whatever. Nothing against it, but it just doesn't move my dial at all. 2/5.
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Dec 21 2024
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The Rise And Fall Of A Midwest Princess
Chappell Roan
It must be weird being a pop singer. You have to do the exact same things everyone else has done for like 40 years now, but you also have to pretend you're the first to do it. This latest run of female pop singers are all caught up in a trend of pretending they're a wild combination of hot and dangerous. They're neither, obviously. This one has the added advantage of an androgynous name, which I can only assume is an appeal to the gay community (her real name is probably Amanda or Madison or something). The album cover is obviously the same deal. Hot, dangerous and gay. Holy shit she's a revolutionary girl boss inspiration. Of course, you have to look past the fact it's just Kate Bush (or Lorde ripping off Kate Bush) mixed with Taylor Swift, but once you do that, holy shit this will blow your mind. Also, probably a wig. What is it with 2020s pop singers and wigs? 2/5.
2
Dec 22 2024
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Sing To God
Cardiacs
I can only assume this is a big deal if you have ADHD. 2/5.
2
Dec 23 2024
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Act IV: Rebirth In Reprise
The Dear Hunter
High concept indie isn't something I really like. I could hear their suspenders, beards and haircuts. 2/5.
2
Dec 24 2024
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Angel Dust
Faith No More
I've heard this album more than I've had hot dinners. Not their best, but that one was in the original list and I already gave it full marks. This one gets 5/5 too.
5
Jan 07 2025
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Puzzle
Biffy Clyro
I've heard these guys before. It's average rock. I played it without getting sick of it. Not much else to say about it really. 3/5.
3
Jan 08 2025
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L'Heptade
Harmonium
TOO SOFT. I HAD TO WRITE THIS REVIEW IN CAPS TO OFFSET THE SOFTNESS IN THE MUSIC AND UPSETTING RATIO OF GLIDES TO STOPS IN THE LANGUAGE. 3/5.
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Jan 09 2025
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Boxer
The National
These guys already had an album in the original list. It's not awful, but what a waste of a choice. 2/5.
2
Jan 10 2025
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From The Lions Mouth
The Sound
I have absolutely no idea what this is going to be. The album title is vaguely post punk maybe? But the band name says yacht rock, and the cover says black metal. It's unlikely it's all 3 of those things, especially in 1981 lol.
Ok it's gothy post punk. Makes sense. Not too bad tbh, seems like the sort of thing that would have sounded perfect with just a bit better production job. Got a bit long and drawn out towards the end, there isn't much by way of variation, but it's a 3/5.
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Jan 11 2025
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Stories
Avicii
I met a big fat Austrian guy at the pub once who controlled the jukebox with Avicii every song. We were playing decent rock music and all he did was put on Avicii songs. He was very annoying and he wasn't any good at pool. I don't see the appeal of Avicii. It's vaguely catchy, but it seems cheesy and annoying. 2/5.
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Jan 12 2025
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Get Fucked
The Chats
You know what can *actually* get fucked? These guys and their whole vibe. Talk about a pack of tryhards. You aren't doing anything that hasn't been done a million times already, by people who did it a million times better. ha ha, servo pies and backyard cricket!! ha ha, what comedy! So, yeah... get fucked, I guess. 1/5.
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Jan 13 2025
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Rose Mountain
Screaming Females
This was awesome. Never heard of them, but kinda stoner rock, big fuzz Sabbath vibes. Big 90s grunge influence too. Basically a bunch of things I like. Catchy. 4/5.
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Jan 14 2025
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Pop Art
Transvision Vamp
No idea what to expect here. Artsy new wave maybe?
Ok it's got a bit of a punk/new wave vibe to it but it's mostly just upbeat dance-ish pop? Pretty catchy. I recognised "I want your love" - must have heard it on the radio before. Checked out the video clip because I'm a big pervert, was not disappointed. She's probably 60 now, but in the mid-1980s... wow. Can wail decently, drifts nicely between punk warbling and regular rock singing/screaming. Not much else to comment on. Rest of the band stays in its lane - guess they understood the assignment. Totally forgettable overall, but inoffensive. Bit of a period piece, has a real 80s timestamp on it, and not in the best way tbh. 3/5.
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