1001 Albums Summary

Did not enjoy it. Comes across as pretty pretentious to me

Standard blues

Decent. Title track is the standout, but Jungleland was good too. Nothing exceptional, but solid

Good standard. Enjoyed it more than I thought i would.

Great. Hadn't listened in years, some excellent album tracks I'd forgotten about.

Shite. Would give zero if that was an option.

Meh.

Fucking terrible. Whichever idiot told him he was talented has a lot to answer for. If you gave me the choice between listening to this again and never listening to any music ever again, it would comfortably be the latter. I didn't expect much but bloody hell. Deserves zero stars.

Standard for the time, nothing great.

Not my cup of tea - I'm sure a proper punk would love it though

Not good.

Decent

Don't get the hype

Good but too long

Really enjoyed this - a pleasant surprise

Musical masochism.

Really good

Few good tracks, not many though

Really not good

I like her voice but cant hear much of what she's actually singing. Not a fan overall.

A few mildly catchy riffs, but why does every song have to be about teenage kicks?

One of the best albums of the 21st century. Ground breaking, quality from start to finish. Love every thing about it.

Starts off alright but becomes too repetitive, pretty dreary too.

Music in the loosest possible sense of the word. Wanted to pierce my own eardrums after two songs.

Enjoyed it, EVH was an absolute giant

Dreary, dour, dire, dross. I only managed two songs

Weird. Lyrics sounded like they'd been written by an 8 year old.

Great voice

Quite an unpleasant listen. Where are the melodies?

Still convinced nobody actually likes jazz

Dreary

A few really good songs then one song repeated throughout essentially.

Kept waiting for it to get interesting but it never did. Not good not bad. Not anything at all.

Obviously. A classic

Not my cup of tea

Not for me

A decent tune or two, but really not my vibe

Bland.

Unpleasant

Awful. I was happy when I saw today's album was the Police but boy was i wrong.

Just nah.

1* is extremely generous

WEIRD AF

Disappointed. Very samey

Pretty decent tbf

I just don't get the appeal

Bland

Dreadful. So dull. Nothing even vaguely noteworthy or memorable about it.

Dire

My favourite album of all time. Most bands would be happy having this many huge songs in their entire career, these guys did it in their debut album. Sen-fucking-sational. The most 5* album ever.

Four really good songs (symphony, sonnet, drugs, lucky man) aren't quite enough on an album over an hour long for 4*. Enjoyed it overall though

The only Iggy pop song I know is Passenger (like most people). I thought to myself 'he's been around for ages, surely he has to have something better than that cause it's absolute shite.' Dear reader I was so wrong. It's all really bad.

What the everloving fuck did I just listen to. I have no words. The Tracey Emin of music. Can you just record a load of random noises over a drum beat and call it music? Here's my idea: a swing drum beat, with animal noises interspersed with nonsense poetry being read in breathless, broken German. Every 37 seconds there is a scratching sound. Once in a while the noise of an airplane flying overhead. Where's my Grammy? FUCK THIS

Really not my cup of tea. Unpleasant

Not bad. Not great. Not offensive. Not memorable. Don't quite get the hype.

Proper good

How can you call yourself the thrills and then write music that couldn't possibly thrill anyone?

Dreadful. Instantly forgettable (and I really hope I do forget it). I honestly couldn't even focus in on one part of it - were the lyrics good? Basslines? Production? The overall result was so utterly vapid I couldn't tell you and don't care. When I first started writing this it was 2*. Now it's 1. SHITE.

Is it too late for them to take this album back? I hope not. I'm not a big fan of Lou Reed, but this sounds like an incredibly shitty attempt to impersonate him. I listened to every song. Couldn't get to the end of one of them. I can't write good songs. We have that in common. Unlike them, I did not force my mediocre talent on the world. This has made me seriously reconsider whether this thing is worth my time.

I hate it here. Maybe I don't appreciate this because technology has advanced now and a child could accidentally make this on the keyboard in their music classroom today. Electronic music must've been difficult to make back then. I acknowledge this is groundbreaking stuff. Just because you could, it doesn't mean you should. Dear lord how can something so revolutionary sound so drab? It was so dull.