1001 Albums Summary

Pure, old-school metal music. Inject this straight into my veins. 5/5

Slow smooth jazz. Not going to listen to this on an everyday basis. 3/5

Feels like the music and my brain are melting together. 4/5

Makes me happy and excited. 4/5

Perfect, this makes my heart fill up with hope and turns me into an idealist. 5/5

Upbeat rock music. Sometimes slow. 4/5

Standard background jazz. Fast enough to be fun. 3/5

One good song. Everything else is trash. 2/5

I don't wanna hear it. Slow jazz. 1/5

Feels like a fish bone stuck in my throat. 1/5

Not the best of David Bowie. Kinda meh. 2/5

Pretty normal upbeat singing with music. Sounds good. Not phenomenal. 3/5

Regular bops. Not phenomenal. 3/5

Sounds like random singing over nice instruments. More random singing than nice instruments. 1/5

Okay, I get it noise is the damn point. 4/5

Not "pure". 3/5

Upbeat and boppy. Slow at times, but not in a bad way. 4/5

Good music. Some really good music. 4/5

Standard music. 3/5

Took me to a good place. 4/5

Racist. But good music. 3/5

Just noise this time. Not enough good music to go along with it. 2/5

Metallica. 5/5

Ew. Too much chaos. 1/5

Goes hard. 4/5

Too noisy and unresolved. Could've been good otherwise. 2/5

Killer jazz. 5/5

Good bops. 4/5

Too slow, too sensual at times. 3/5

Too emo too slow. 1/5

Rap. Nah. At least it's not mumble rap. 3/5

Singing. Only singing. 1/5

Too slow too boring. 2/5

Too slow. Too somber. 1/5

Sounds good. Boppy. 4/5

Some bangers, some sleepers. 3/5

Vibe. 4/5

Chill rap. 2/5

Smooth jazz. 3/5

Everything sounds the same. Would've been a 3 otherwise. 2/5

Nah, mostly just singing. 1/5

Pretty good. Pretty fun. Like mbv, but not as noisy. 5/5

Pretty good and fast. Not quite the metal-rock I like, but good enough. 4/5

Fun. Not going to listen on my own though. 3/5

Fun. Good trance music. 4/5

Mid rock. 3/5

Back to back mid rock. Stfu. 3/5

Weird. Dissonant jazz. 1/5

Not consistently beat-ey like the others. 3/5

They have lost it. 1/5

Barely any beats. Slow. 2/5

Pretty good upbeat stuff. I likey. 5/5

Trippy. Kinda boring. 2/5

Pretty good. Some boring songs. 4/5

Regular jazz. Don't wanna listen to it. 3/5

Mid. Sleep inducing. 2/5

Singing with banjo. 1/5

It's alright. Upbeat. 3/5

Fast, boppy jazz. 4/5

Slow background jazz. Not unlistenable. But weird. 2/5

Boring and slow, weird when not slow. 1/5

Slow, background jazz. 3/5

Slow singing. But fun lyrics. 3/5

Boring. 1/5

Good jazz. Some weird tracks bump it down a point. 3/5

Fun. Sometimes boring. 3/5

Nice upbeat stuff. 4/5

I dont care much for Spanish music. Is fun though, I can imagine this playing on the beach. 2/5

Standard old school rap. 3/5

Fun stuff, but at the end it's just singing with 60s music. Not a fan of the concert. 2/5

They've got this weird whooping going on the entire time. But fun. 4/5

Amazing listen. Too much sex. To be played under very specific scenarios. 3/5

Cannot be bothered to listen to Spanish music. Some beats are good though. 3/5

Pretty good. Pretty upbeat. 4/5

Too weird. 1/5

Annoying trash. Could've been a 5/5 but they fucked it up. 1/5

This was good. Not good enough to hear on a regular basis. 3/5

Weirdly fun. Trancy. 4/5

Boring RnB. 2/5

Boring. Upbeat. But boring. 2/5

Pretty good overall. Some songs might take a few more listens to get used to. 4/5

Fun. 4/5

Pretty good. Irish jig style upbeat music. Just too many songs. 4/5

Sleeper. 2/5

Music goes crazy. Trancy. 5/5

Trancy. Good slow music. 4/5

One good song. Most of it is not available or is too weird. 3/5

Jazz. Kinda trash. 2/5

Boring honestly. 2/5

Loud, upbeat, but not fun. 2/5

Boring. 2/5

Swing jazz. But boring. 2/5

Good. Not metallica good. 4/5

Fucking annoying. 1/5

Good but not my thing. 2/5

Fun. Not the context I wanna listen to it in. 3/5

Man. Make this genre stop. 2/5

I don't care to listen to ballads of a woman's mixed feelings about their apparently favorite subject: men

British black people should not be allowed to act American black. Feels like I am listening to an unironic Politikz. 1/5

Music and singing coming together perfectly, none of them overpower each other. Very fun to listen to. 4/5

Absolutely beautiful. 5/5

Random noise generator. 1/5

Meh. Too punk and chaotic for me. But not boring. 3/5

Nah. 2/5

Very fun chill music. 4/5

Very fun. 5/5

Jazz rap is something I don't want to listen to ever again. 1/5

Very gentle and smooth. 5/5

Too aggressive. 2/5

Meh. Upbeat. 3/5

Dissonant. Upsetting. 2/5

Good. Calming. Bland. 3/5

Singing and riffs. Boring. 2/5

My misogyny goes brrrr. Singing and background instruments. 2/5

Weirdly dissonant. 2/5

Singing. 1/5

SPEAKING. NOT EVEN SINGING. 1/5

Good and fun and chill. 4/5

Boring. 2/5

Boring and repetitive. 2/5

Ugh. 2/5

Too raw. 3/5

This is how you break me. 1/5

Obnoxious rock. 2/5

Millennial music. 2/5

Storytelling. 1/5

Put me to sleep. 2/5

FNV radio-core. 3/5

Got La Grange. Rest is sleeper. 3/5

Good music. 4/5

Nice and chill. 4/5

Its aight. 3/5

British "people" football chanting turned into heavy rock music. 3/5

Incredible voice. Get it out of my ears. 2/5

A ballad, like Bob Dylan, but the music and singing is not as dissonant. 3/5

Gave a fellow brown girl some more attention than usual after the first song. Paper planes obviously slapped, but apart from that, aggressively mid. Also, British.

Takeaway: David Bowie is almost always consistently mid. Some exceptions - but none in this album. 2/5

Bouncy fun. Reminds me of jungle if they had a singer in there. 3/5

Hell yeah. 5/5

I like the ghetto version of Frosty the Snowman much more. 3/5

Good but not something for daily listening. 3/5

Folk. 2/5

Folk. 2/5

Fun and upbeat, but all the fun comes from repeated music with vocals directing the fun. 3/5

Jazz rock. Not a big fan. 2/5

Only Fallout Sinatra for me please. 2/5

Eh rap. 2/5

Annoying. 1/5

Fun. Trancy. 4/5

I don't care. 2/5

Dancing queen. 4/5

Trancy but boring. 2/5

Good but not phenomenal. 3/5

Regular jazz. 3/5

Same as below but it's a man singing. 3/5

Same as below. 3/5

The ballads of weed. 2/5

Fun to listen to, but boring for me. 3/5

Why are you yelling? 2/5

Amazing combination of music and vocals. 4/5

Goes hard. Kinda like eurobeat but rap coded. 4/5

British man yells lyrics. 3/5

Hell yeah simulator. 5/5

Rock ballads, but too country. 3/5

Ask the lord to stop teaching you songs. 2/5

Woman rock. 3/5

Smooth. 3/5

Boring upbeat. 2/5

Funky. Its alright, I guess. 3/5

Classics. Not going to listen to this on my own again. 4/5

Corporate weed music. Fun. 3/5

I'm letting the phone go to voicemail. 2/5

Sounds amazing. Not for me. 3/5

Boring. 2/5

Mellow rock. Its alright. 3/5

Slow, quiet, ethereal. but in the bad ways. Not my thing. 2/5

European club music but wack (bad wack). 3/5

Good disco songs. But I am here for the music, not for the song. 3/5

Honestly boring upbeat. 2/5

Boring ballads. 1/5

Funky jazz. 4/5

Eh. 3/5

Dissonant. 2/5

Fun to sit and lose yourself in. 4/5

Excellent. 4/5

Singing and banjo. Meh. 2/5

Classical Bollywood is not my thing. 2/5

Good but maybe a tad bit too boring. 3/5

I am here for music, not singing. Adele is awesome though. 3/5

Very beautiful. 4/5

Pretty good! Lot of vocals, but instruments go crazy too. 4/5

I likey. 5/5

Kinda fun. Sounds like drugs. 3/5

Very soft and beautiful. 4/5

Nice rock. Good singing, good instruments. 4/5

I want to party with the gays. 5/5

Bob Dylan. 1/5

Bangers all the way down. 5/5

Too slow too boring too soulful for me. 2/5

Noise machine. 2/5

Mid. Singing. Some good ones, but lost within mid. 2/5

I thought they were going to deliver again, and they did, but it belongs in the toilet. 2/5

Makes me want to play M2TW as the Irish. 5/5

Noisy and unresolved and boring. The rap is trash. 2/5

Movie music for artistic directors. 2/5

Boring. 2/5

I gave this a 1 earlier already. 1/5

Funky but too weird for me. 3/5