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Tue May 16 2023
Crime Of The Century
Supertramp
ugh. pretentious British drivel. bloody well right is especially annoying. idk.
2
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Wed May 17 2023
Paul's Boutique
Beastie Boys
i get that it’s influential and it’s a cool record but honestly it doesn’t do much for me. they did a good job and they have a genuine attitude but i just don’t care for the shoutyness. and the flows all kinda sound samey. whatever.
3
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Thu May 18 2023
Being There
Wilco
pretty lengthy but there isn’t a song i’d cut. this is therapeutic easy listening alt country. easy to throw on in the back round and fall asleep too yet plenty of sustenance when you zoom in.
4
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Wed May 24 2023
Oracular Spectacular
MGMT
very cohesive and beautiful. the singles slap and the deep cuts were good but maybe didn’t resonate as much. great album.
4
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Thu May 25 2023
Electric Ladyland
Jimi Hendrix
classic. what is there to say that hasn’t already been said.
5
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Fri May 26 2023
Hail To the Thief
Radiohead
i love this album front to back. there’s a constant ebb and flow of mellow and frantic that never gets tired of boring. a long album yes. it’s weird, eerie, and memorable. a blue print for electronic guitar rock. radiohead at their finest!!
5
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Sat May 27 2023
The Clash
The Clash
poignant political lyrics delivered with catchy melodies, loud ass guitars, and and fucking attitude. production is perfect. the bass is bouncy and supports the guitars while being its own voice. great classic punk record. one of the first and most important. police and thieves is pretty long and honestly could’ve done without it though.
4
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Sat May 27 2023
Head Hunters
Herbie Hancock
big brain groovy jazz jams. good for city walking and/or weed smoking. pretty iconic tbh. makes me feel 😎
4
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Sun May 28 2023
Winter In America
Gil Scott-Heron
it’s good. a bit melodramatic but it’s pretty enough to fall asleep to.
3
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Mon May 29 2023
Back At The Chicken Shack
Jimmy Smith
pretty good. standard jazz fare. nothing remarkable but pleasant nonetheless. a generic jazz record.
3
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Tue May 30 2023
Lost In The Dream
The War On Drugs
cool at first but gets boring. self indulgent (songs are long af) and every song pretty much sounds the same. lyrics are ok. the lead front man has that punchable pursed lip face that says, ya i’m so fucking brilliant and deep. nah not really bro. your band is mid. while it isn’t at all memorable it certainly isn't bad either; it’s something that’d be good to listen to during a fever..it’s relaxing and guiltless to fall asleep to cuz you wouldn’t be missing out on much.
2
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Wed May 31 2023
Doolittle
Pixies
iconic 90’s weirdo rock. some truly timeless songs on this record. the lyrics seem like they don’t make sense, but they do. amazing idk what to say.
4
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Thu Jun 01 2023
Dance Mania
Tito Puente
pretty good! RIP Tito Puente, who died on this very day in 2000!
4
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Fri Jun 02 2023
Twelve Dreams Of Dr. Sardonicus
Spirit
not terrible but not incredible. lotta neato ideas and one or two memorable songs. idk why this is in the list honestly; it’s a generic 70’s record. i mean it’s good but it’s hardly mind blowing (unless you’re stoned, which they probably were). definitely could’ve done without the 12 bar blue song whichever one that was. could’ve cut like seven of these songs. animal was memorable but so much so that i can actually sing it back as i type this out. not that cohesive as an album. good try guys.
2
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Sat Jun 03 2023
Live At The Star Club, Hamburg
Jerry Lee Lewis
can barely understand a fucking word he says. basically he just copied what everyone else was doing at the time and rode the coattails of his contemporaries. he’s a watered down Little Richard wannabe. like if i want to listen to generic 50’s rock i’m gonna listen to the guy that fucking invented it, Little Richard. oh and he’s a pedo. go fuck yourself Jerry Lee Lewis you’re not special you just got lucky.
1
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Sun Jun 04 2023
Greetings From L.A.
Tim Buckley
kinda cool. a little self indulgent. pretty jammy/groovy. wouldn’t feel inclined to put it on again though tbh.
3
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Mon Jun 05 2023
Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea
PJ Harvey
pretty good! v unique, moody, a bit heavy at times. coulda cut a couple songs tbh but pretty good listen.
4
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Tue Jun 06 2023
Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd
pretty good but kinda boring as far as pink floyd albums go. i mean it has a couple of iconic songs on it but machine and cigar…eh. idk.
3
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Wed Jun 07 2023
The United States Of America
The United States Of America
pretty fuckin sick. crazy they lasted only a year yet put out a groundbreaking album. legendary.
4
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Thu Jun 08 2023
At Budokan
Cheap Trick
classic rock
3
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Fri Jun 09 2023
McCartney
Paul McCartney
say you want about this album being half baked but fuck you it’s Paul McCartney you dumb fuck. these songs are perfect just the way they are. they don’t need anything else. AND this is the first indie rock album…show some respect!!!!
4
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Sat Jun 10 2023
Heaven Or Las Vegas
Cocteau Twins
like eating candy with a sweet beverage while you masturbate as you travel through a vortex.
4
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Sun Jun 11 2023
It's Too Late to Stop Now
Van Morrison
first gotta give hats off to the man; he’s an absolute unit. this concert expertly flows from blues to funk to sentimental sad string stuff. he’s a master of his craft. having said that it’s very classic Rockin Daddy boomer music. ok it’s dated. very of its time. his voice while powerful and dynamic is not very beautiful. it’s sort of grating at times but it is very distinct so there’s that. great production, masterful performances by all.
3
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Mon Jun 12 2023
All Hail the Queen
Queen Latifah
wow this album is a masterpiece. flows and rhymes are absolutely impeccable and the beats are so catchy and creative. love the hook on wrath of my madness especially. the voice change rap was cute haha. saxophone on ladie’s first was cool af. track for track such a great album.
5
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Tue Jun 13 2023
Made In Japan
Deep Purple
jesus christ this album is so masturbatory. the mule is fucking wack first of all like what. the drum solo was so long and not that great. vocals are uhm, impressive i guess but again it’s just like “ look how high i can scream!!” which is very impressive but doesn’t cover up the boring songwriting. all these songs are way too goddamn long. strange kinda woman was cool; liked the beat on that and the call and response thing was pretty sick. smoke on the water whatever. they wrote the most generic classic rock song of all time so you gotta give hats off for that. but this is just some Rockin Daddy bullshit at the end of the day so we can’t give it too much credit. is this prog? idk and idc. this shit is boring af !!!!!!
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Wed Jun 14 2023
Suicide
Suicide
if this came out in 2023 it’d be considered garbage and ignored. but it’s 1977 so everything slightly weird is extremely important. hypnotic, brooding minimal beats with probably off the cuff lyrics. sounds like something a couple of kids made in a garage while pulling an all nighter (realizing later that they were grown ass adults when making this) it’s the kind of thing that sounds so fuckin dumb you think you’re probably too dumb to realize that it’s actually genius. these songs are literally just half baked ideas. one drum loop with a dinky little synth riff and some shitty vocals. i will say though Frankie Teardrop….by far one of the eeriest things i have ever heard in my life. but ya if you were influenced by this good for you i guess.
1
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Thu Jun 15 2023
The Message
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
some tracks were a bit too long but lotta great funky tunes. cool they got stevie on !
4
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Fri Jun 16 2023
Sound Affects
The Jam
ahhh ya classic. i like this music. good ol indie british jams. got some riffs got some bounce in the bass, and a couple hits to boot. gooooooood shit.
4
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Sat Jun 17 2023
Guero
Beck
it’s cool but kinda boring. i like the acoustic funk numbers. go it alone sounds like a truck commercial tbh. probably wouldn’t listen again but it’s not a bad album.
3
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Sun Jun 18 2023
Moving Pictures
Rush
so fucking iconic. one of the few good things to come out of canada. as most people know, canada is basically just america lite. it wants america’s culture so bad. everything anyone in canada does someone in the states is doing one thousand times better and is a thousand times more important. nothing about canada is significant or important. except for Rush. this album is so incredibly intricate without sacrificing memorability. one of their best for sure.
5
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Mon Jun 19 2023
Tigermilk
Belle & Sebastian
wow what a beautiful record. such a warm and comforting listen. classic sad lyric/happy music dichotomy. love love love She’s Losing It. the album has a cohesive feel and there’s not a song that i didn’t like. such a soothing voice and the arrangements are driving yet side soft and pretty. fantastic song writing overall.
5
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Tue Jun 20 2023
Smash
The Offspring
epiiiiiiiiccc as hell. i like the narrator guy hehe. he friend. i think not the one is the only song i really didn’t care for but that’s about it.
fav track: what happened to you?
4
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Wed Jun 21 2023
Fishscale
Ghostface Killah
top notch. cohesive record that tells a story. i loved the skits, especially heart st directions and bad mouth kid. not a bad track, features were fire, production was beautiful. rhymes and stuff all very great!!
5
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Thu Jun 22 2023
American Pie
Don McLean
honestly vincent is pretty. but i hate american pie as a song it’s just. idk. a quintessential boomer song. it’s a good album but i fucking hate the cover and the title track. i understand that it is a good song and i kinda like the story but ya. it’s kind of a boring album but i didn’t hate it entirely.
2
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Fri Jun 23 2023
american dream
LCD Soundsystem
the vibes on this really sooth me. it’s long, hypnotic, and catchy too. loved it. will probably listen again.
4
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Sat Jun 24 2023
Low
David Bowie
when i first heard this album as a teenager i thought it was half baked. would’ve been perfect if it had full lyrics and a normal structure. listening to it as an adult i realize now it’s perfect. nothing over stays its welcome. i love that growling bass tone in the first track UGH so sexy. the synths are amazing. everything compliments each other. i love the sparse, cryptic lyrics. the first half of the album is very upbeat while the second half is very gloomy, yet relaxing. this album is absolutely perfect and i wouldn’t change a thing.
5
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Sun Jun 25 2023
Ready To Die
The Notorious B.I.G.
one of my favourite albums ever. the keyboards the bass the beats the storytelling and THAT VOICE!!! so incredibly distinct and timeless. if you don’t think this album is a masterpiece you’re fuckin dumb.
5
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Mon Jun 26 2023
With The Beatles
Beatles
a classic 60’s record. call it cheesy but it wasn’t at the time. these lads were the greatest to ever do it. this album contains some of their all time best songs. they’re so young and cute here but their performances are fucking superb like how can you not love them. if you’rea beatles hater fucking grow up!!!!
5
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Tue Jun 27 2023
The Boatman's Call
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
pretty good i guess. a little boring. made me kinda depressed tbh. green eyes was cringey. ya.
2
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Wed Jun 28 2023
Veckatimest
Grizzly Bear
not bad. musically this album is pretty good. the lyrics on their own are pretty boring. but it works with the music i guess. not the most exciting album but like it’s definitely good to nap to or something.
3
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Thu Jun 29 2023
In The Wee Small Hours
Frank Sinatra
the only appropriate time to listen to this album is between the hours of 3-6am with either alcohol or cannabis (or both) in your system. preferably price on a desolate road near a park with lots of trees and a stream.
anyway this album is very slow snd melancholic. which definitely isn’t a bad thing but honestly it overstays its welcome. i think ten songs would’ve been perfect….16 especially for this kind of vibe is just ridiculous. however it is incredible in every other way. the vibraphone (i think that’s what it is) the guitars, vocals, everything is lush and elegant. absolutely perfect for when you’re in a shitty mood and you can’t sleep, so you go for a stroll with a scotch and let frankie boy make sweet love to your ears.
4
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Fri Jun 30 2023
3 Feet High and Rising
De La Soul
pretty good. i like hip hop. but it’s one of those albums that’s way too fucking long. the skits are cute/entertaining but they don’t make any sense. can u keep a secret just seems like some inside joke conceived after smoking a joint and then just recorded as a joke. it isn’t fire or funny. everything after tread water should’ve been cut. transmitting from mars should’ve been an instrumental no one wants to hear all that french crap , please.
if this album was simply magic number, change speak, jenifa taught me, ghetto thang , eye know ,little bit of soap, and tread water this would be a strong three stars. however, they got greedy so for that they get two.
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Sat Jul 01 2023
This Is Fats Domino
Fats Domino
a mighty fine comp from one of rock n roll’s pioneers 😎 tickle then thangs fat boii
4
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Sun Jul 02 2023
Planet Rock: The Album
Afrika Bambaataa
every song starts off interesting enough but gets boring pretty quickly. the raps are unbearably corny and every song overstays its welcome. i liked the beats. bass was pretty funky at times especially the last song! not overly bad but dated.
2
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Mon Jul 03 2023
Pelican West
Haircut 100
such a pristine sounding record. slick juicy and polished yet organic. immaculate arrangements and musicianship. strong vocals. obviously something you’d play while hosting a yacht party. some of the songwriting didn’t quite resonate with me however; i felt like some of the songs would be a tad boring without the intricate and bouncy instrumentations. not the case for most of the songs tho, just kingsize, baked beans, and triangles. also the chikachikachika guitar gets kinda old after a while. you don’t have to play every single 16th note my man….
4
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Tue Jul 04 2023
Arrival
ABBA
dancing queen is obviously a monster hit…the rest of the album pales in comparison. some ok songs but it doesn’t even feel cohesive. there’s an even a blues number with that classic generic blues chug hahaha. wow.
3
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Wed Jul 05 2023
Feast of Wire
Calexico
i just happened to be travelling through the desert while listening to this and it was good. wasn’t crazy about every song but a great listening experience overall and one i’ll probably return to.
4
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Thu Jul 06 2023
Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley
50’s rock. highly influential but dated. probably mind blowing at the time. it’s pretty good, but ya. solid 3 stars.
3
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Fri Jul 07 2023
The Contino Sessions
Death In Vegas
pretty boring for the most part with some somewhat interesting passages here and thereZzz…..aisha is what knocked it down a star for me though.
2
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Sat Jul 08 2023
Ill Communication
Beastie Boys
the instrumental tracks were fire but this is my third beastie album from this list and i’m soooooo over it. 🙄
2
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Sun Jul 09 2023
Faith
George Michael
uhm…..wow. a breath taking pop masterpiece. i’d hate to have been the other guy. george’s voice is pure gold. the instrumental flawless. the songs are absolute classics.
5
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Mon Jul 10 2023
Snivilisation
Orbital
pretty great! for the first half. kinda drags after a while. Kein Trink Wasser wasn’t very good and honestly the album should’ve ended at Philosphy by Numbers. but there was some good stuff after Kein ! great background music for sure. will probably listen again.
3
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Tue Jul 11 2023
Abbey Road
Beatles
such an easy five stars. i grew up on this stuff and it makes me cry just how fucking perfect it is. if you think this is anything less than a masterpiece you’re a brain dead mouth breathing inbred fool who deserves to be put down for their own good.
5
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Wed Jul 12 2023
Live / Dead
Grateful Dead
hippie boomer shit. the only reason anyone likes them is nostalgia and the only reason anyone liked them back then is because weed could make anything sound good. noodly aimless and god those lyrics are so bloody dated. the vocals lmao. ugh i simply hate it. :) zero stars.
1
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Thu Jul 13 2023
Queens of the Stone Age
Queens of the Stone Age
pretty solid rock album mostly, pretty weed friendly i’d say. cool vocals and lots of heavy riffage. it is a tad long and not every song is great. definitely should’ve cut it down. i love the lofi sound and i’ll probably spin a few tracks again!
3
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Fri Jul 14 2023
Introducing The Hardline According To Terence Trent D'Arby
Terence Trent D'Arby
fucking crazy vocals. arrangements are glossy and punchy. classic 80’s sound without being cheesy and dated. the song writing is very strong. the acapella number at the end was absolutely beautiful. over all an incredible record. i won’t give it five just because he’s not quite as good as stevie or prince…
4
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Sat Jul 15 2023
Metallica
Metallica
to everyone hating on this album…. calm the fuck down and grow up. yes, it’s metal for dummies. there’s no denying that. it’s perfectly palatable for the lowest common denominators of our society who think they’re hard. but come on, it’s still good?
the song are catchy, production is slick with epic heavy riffage all throughout. it’s radio metal so ya it’s not overly clever,,,,….. but it’s fine for what it is. it’s listenable.
a lot of lyrics are honestly kinda boring. and obviously it’s way too long. it definitely should’ve ended at Nothing Else Matters; the four after that were completely unnecessary.
3
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Sun Jul 16 2023
Paranoid
Black Sabbath
easily …. EASILY one of the greatest compositions of all time. not only cohesive as an album, with every track being absolutely killer and complimenting the next, but being so memorable in its writing and so extremely influential. this album paved the way for so many bands. every single note is is absolutely iconic. ozzy’s distinct timbre, tony’s unique riffage, and that goddamn bass that throbs like a fat fucking cock. fucking amazing and if you rate it anything less than five you’re so fucking unbelievably dumb.
5
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Mon Jul 17 2023
Happy Trails
Quicksilver Messenger Service
basically butt rock of its time. hippy dippy jam shit. pretty cohesive at pretty compared to a lot of Dead stuff but still pretty boring and forgettable. Moana was probably the dumbest track for sure…..very butt rocky. can i make luurv to you once in a while 😎 gee so creative LMAO. the title track was cute.
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Tue Jul 18 2023
Rock 'N Soul
Solomon Burke
STELLAR vocal performance. tender one moment to a heartfelt roar the next. having said that the album itself is a bit too long and some of the songs are kinda boring. it’s very much if its time. solid three gold stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️
3
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Wed Jul 19 2023
Your Arsenal
Morrissey
from Morrissey’s fourth studio album we once again learn he:
1) feels sorry for himself
2) hates anyone who isn’t british
3) loves fat chicks
unfortunately, for as iconic as Morrissey is, really only in context of The Smiths does his voice ring with an indisputable magic. post The Smiths however, without the cosmic chemistry of Johnny Marr, Andy Rourke, and Mike Joyce, everything Morrissey does is just derivative and makes one long for a bygone era. there’s some memorable moments, sure, but gosh can you just imagine how much better this would be if he wasn’t such an insufferable prick and didn’t destroy one of the greatest bands of all time?
anyway it’s a decent album.
3
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Thu Jul 20 2023
That's The Way Of The World
Earth, Wind & Fire
pretty funky man! 😎🌍💨🔥
4
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Fri Jul 21 2023
A Northern Soul
The Verve
ya know pretty cool sometimes, not bad. a bit long. did not need to be an hour. but i liked a lot of it kinda. stormy clouds was pretty cool. ocean coulda been cut. i can sort of tell just by listening to this that they must think they are a very important group. they’re British so of course they’re going to think that. they’re neat, but they’re not that important.
3
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Sat Jul 22 2023
Imagine
John Lennon
not bad…some bangers for sure but also a few duds. i suppose he did the best he could without paul to help.
3
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Sun Jul 23 2023
Violator
Depeche Mode
instrumentation/production, top notch. lyrics, hit or miss. vocals clean. pretty great record.
4
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Mon Jul 24 2023
The Who Sell Out
The Who
some catchy songs but it didn’t leave much of an impression on me. just another british boomer rock album gifted with high praise through the lens of nostalgia.
2
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Tue Jul 25 2023
Appetite For Destruction
Guns N' Roses
hmm…okay…this album would probably get 4 stars if it was like…3 songs shorter. cut It’s So Easy, Out Ta Get Me, and Think About You. pretty great as far as 80’s guitar music goes. tons if iconic Slash riffage. a little dated but there’s some monster classics here nonetheless. lot of corny ass lyrics, thanks Axl (everyone needs love, you know that it’s true) haha. ya pretty cool i guess.
3
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Wed Jul 26 2023
Sex Packets
Digital Underground
honestly…i saw the run time and i thought oh great…here we go……
but wow i loved every minute of this. funky ass instrumentals with some jazz sprinkled in to support a raunchy yet original concept about sex. as soon as the first track started i knew i was going to love it and i did. gotta give it a five, can’t find a flaw.
5
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Thu Jul 27 2023
Life Thru A Lens
Robbie Williams
god PLEASE eeeNUFF of this mediocre british NONSENSE!!!!!!!! I’M FUCKING TIRED OF IT!!!!! I GET IT!!!!!!! YOU’RE FUCKING BRITISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER IT IDC YR NOT THAT IMPORTANT!!!!!!! seriously why is this shit in the list. ?¿ is every fucking british album ever made in this list or…?
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Fri Jul 28 2023
Atomizer
Big Black
grimy as fuck….i love it. danceable and edgy but not stupid.
4
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Sat Jul 29 2023
Black Holes and Revelations
Muse
uhm…supermassive black hole has that edgy corporate hard rock sound sorry.. the rest of the album is fine musically. soldier’s poem is great except the lyric is bad. can be said for a lot of songs. knights of cydonia was cool. a lot of these songs are just trying too hard to be deep. would be more enjoyable if i didn’t know english.
3
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Sun Jul 30 2023
American IV: The Man Comes Around
Johnny Cash
simple and sublime. johnny’s voice is weathered with a heavy weight, yet soothes. sheer brilliance. i love tear stained letter. shoutsout to rick rubin for producing his most iconic single too!!!
5
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Mon Jul 31 2023
Take Me Apart
Kelela
sultry…sexy…smooth 😩😎kinda long doe
4
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Tue Aug 01 2023
Sea Change
Beck
such a refreshing shift in his discography. breakups usually bring out the best in artists. the production paired with the songwriting feels like getting a blow job and then falling asleep for a good long while. however since i don’t have that kind of time i will say this album is too long. i would cut End Of The Day and It’s All In Your Mind.
4
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Wed Aug 02 2023
Aladdin Sane
David Bowie
one of the greatest albums of the 70’s…pure cutting edge rock n roll perfection front to back.
5
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Thu Aug 03 2023
Ace of Spades
Motörhead
pretty rockin baby. dirty sexy rock n rolll hell ya let us gooooo. every member is giving their all. love the dry nuanced drums. the whiskey soaked vocals as they say. very cool. good lyrics. oh yaaa
4
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Fri Aug 04 2023
Brilliant Corners
Thelonious Monk
late night cocktail vibes…get wasted and pass out in central park. you spirit leaves your body and floats into an ethereal inaccessible to mortals.
4
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Sat Aug 05 2023
Who's Next
The Who
boomer rock yayyyy. it’s okay. british people just think they’re so bloody brilliant lol. there’s some cute ideas in here but it’s definitely overrated. maybe outstanding for its time but in the grand scheme of music it’s not that great. the production is great; i love the way the guitars are blended and how they compliment the keyboard. the lyrics and vocals are okay but not spine tingling. lmao you british people think so highly of yourselves lol!!!!!!!!!! you really think you’re the fucking greatest BUT YOU’RE NOT CALM TF DOWN
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Sun Aug 06 2023
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme
Simon & Garfunkel
not a lyric is wasted. the imagery and emotion are expertly crafted with beautiful melodies that never go overstay their welcome. the longest song here is 3:09, yet these songs take you on a journey that seem to last a lifetime. wow. the peaks and valleys of this album keep it interesting too. the silent night cover with the news overlayed…that’s hilarious. such a clever album. TWELVE SONGS yet it’s only 28 minutes?! that’s how it’s done folks.
5
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Mon Aug 07 2023
Night Life
Ray Price
it’s a good country record. i don’t really understand why it’s on this list though…it cake out in ‘63 and by then classic country was long past its prime. it gets kinda boring after a few tracks. great singer though.
3
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Tue Aug 08 2023
The Suburbs
Arcade Fire
great album. brings back memories of smoking weed for the first time. a bit long and i don’t think it needed to be. great album with a few whatever songs.
4
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Wed Aug 09 2023
good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kendrick Lamar
some true modern classics sprinkled in here. top notch production and track cohesion. hard af yet chill. can’t find a single flaw.
5
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Thu Aug 10 2023
Truth And Soul
Fishbone
fucking incredible album. one of the best funk rock albums i’ve ever heard. great lyrics, strong vocals, and great variation in the instrumentals. no track sounded the same. amazing.
5
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Fri Aug 11 2023
Vespertine
Björk
lovely chill electronic music with beautiful vocals. sleepy beautiful but not in a bad or boring way.
4
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Sat Aug 12 2023
Fear Of A Black Planet
Public Enemy
5
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Sun Aug 13 2023
High Violet
The National
always amazed to see this band and the war on drugs in this list. these bands don’t belong here. they’re good bands but that’s it. just good. not great, not amazing, maybe impressive in certain aspects (production, instrumental ideas, certain lyrics here and there) but after six or so songs that’s enough. this album starts off pretty good but gets pretty boring. like everything they do. “england”? jesus. british people singing about england is the most british thing ever. i genuinely hate british people. they’re like americans in that they think they are the Main World Culture. like just…get a job or something. but ya the album is fine for like six songs.
3
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Mon Aug 14 2023
I Should Coco
Supergrass
pretty bangin
4
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Tue Aug 15 2023
Cosmo's Factory
Creedence Clearwater Revival
beautiful music. however. john fogerty is a phony. he wasn’t born on the bayou and didn’t go to West Virginia and he barely got through basic training before bitching out. he certainly knows how to craft a bitching tune and he CERTAINLY knows how to pander. so you gotta give him that. however his phoniness costs him a star.
fav tracks: who’ll stop the train and heard it through the grapevine
3
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Wed Aug 16 2023
Spy Vs. Spy: The Music Of Ornette Coleman
John Zorn
unbearable listen 🔥🔥🔥it’s cool but it’s just a bunch of covers. if you’re going to subject me to free jazz at least give me ornette coleman himself and not some dick rider i’ve never heard of.
2
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Thu Aug 17 2023
Talking Timbuktu
Ali Farka Touré
perfect for the early morning before a hot day
4
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Fri Aug 18 2023
The Bends
Radiohead
easy 5
5
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Sat Aug 19 2023
To Pimp A Butterfly
Kendrick Lamar
fucking immaculate.
5
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Sun Aug 20 2023
Parallel Lines
Blondie
pretty great
4
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Mon Aug 21 2023
Sulk
The Associates
lot of the grooves are cool but get kinda boring after a while. a lot of the actual songwriting isn’t really that good. kind of a hard listen to be honest. disjointed. melodies are forgettable. vocals are obnoxious.
2
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Tue Aug 22 2023
Red Headed Stranger
Willie Nelson
pretty solid country album. a little sleepy but very memorable.
4
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Wed Aug 23 2023
Ramones
Ramones
it’s good. classic punk. not as mind blowing in retrospect but pretty cool for its time. gets kinda samey after a while.
3
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Thu Aug 24 2023
Astral Weeks
Van Morrison
pure torture. i hate that voice more and more every time i hear it but especially on this record because of how listless and showoffy the melodies are. van morrison is such a one trick pony. and i don’t like the one trick.
1
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Fri Aug 25 2023
Picture Book
Simply Red
great vocals (for a ginger) song writing and arranging, pretty good (for a ginger)! i like the jazzy thing, it’s cute haha. solid three star album. however i have to knock off a star simply because i’m prejudice towards gingers. sorry they’re just nasty and i think they deserve to die! haha.
2
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Sat Aug 26 2023
Is This It
The Strokes
such a classic and influential album. so so so important.
5
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Sun Aug 27 2023
Everything Must Go
Manic Street Preachers
pretty great, love that voice, lyrics are great. australia is the hi-light for me. not every song stands out but ya. reliable record.
4
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Mon Aug 28 2023
Chore of Enchantment
Giant Sand
early morning rainy sleepy on the train vibes…really liked this one. unique sound. stand up bass meow meow!!
4
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Tue Aug 29 2023
Liquid Swords
GZA
pretty good not bad
3
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Wed Aug 30 2023
New Boots And Panties
Ian Dury
bloody brilliant album. usually i LOATHE british artists that sing with an accent. but this album felt so genuinely authentic and unapologetic i simply didn’t mind. godamn raunchy funk n roll.
4
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Thu Aug 31 2023
Damaged
Black Flag
good job henry
4
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Fri Sep 01 2023
Faust IV
Faust
it’s fine. cool moments. the first song is pretty vibey but i guess you have to be in a mood for it. it’s not an album that warrants a repeat listen cuz honestly they have better albums, like Just Us. this album most feels like drugs were involved or something idk.
3
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Sun Sep 03 2023
Apocalypse Dudes
Turbonegro
a generic rock n roll record. like there is really nothing special about this but it’s not terrible either. the road was paved long ago and these guys are simply driving down it at them exact speed limit. very forgettable. too long for how mid this is.
3
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Mon Sep 04 2023
Slippery When Wet
Bon Jovi
a couple of whatever songs but the record isn’t too long at least!! lots of all time classics to be found here. if the songwriting falters we have the performances to make up for it.
4
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Tue Sep 05 2023
Low-Life
New Order
it’s not bad i guess.
3
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Wed Sep 06 2023
Raw Like Sushi
Neneh Cherry
dated. corny/cheesy with some enjoyable moments here and there but five tracks in i was ready for it to be over. i like a lot of the instrumentals, but the rapping is sooooo of its time.
2
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Thu Sep 07 2023
Smile
Brian Wilson
babe you left your legendary stamp on rock n roll no need to rehash old ideas. it’s fine Brian but really just play the hits , nobody cares about your post beach boys career. even you know it, because you rerecorded one of your biggest hits for this project. why? just hang it up man. you did your hard. legacy acts can’t create music that’s better than what they’re known for so why bother. what was that shit about the barnyard. what? heroes and villains? what about them brian ? what’s your fucking point? just looking for words to full the syllabus? jeeeesus man. shit is too long also.
2
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Fri Sep 08 2023
Coles Corner
Richard Hawley
it’s ok!
3
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Sat Sep 09 2023
L.A. Woman
The Doors
honestly kinda slaps
4
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Sun Sep 10 2023
Follow The Leader
Korn
probably one of the douchiest albums of all time. just think, somebody out there has probably masturbated to this. just saying. let that sink in. anyway. if this was just five tracks long with no vocals i’d give it three stars. actually some of the more popular songs aren’t even bad. but it’s too fucking long and too goddamn douchey. and it’s fucking Korn. influential as it may be, i can’t give it anything more than a one. maybe i could give it a two if it was like six or ten songs shorter but ya. if you give this a five, kill yourself.
1
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Mon Sep 11 2023
Channel Orange
Frank Ocean
pretty good! wasn’t crazy about forest grump or sweet life. lot of filler interludes. and john mayer LMAO i’m glad they didn’t have him sing. but ya pretty good album!
4
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Tue Sep 12 2023
Since I Left You
The Avalanches
pretty good for a samples
3
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Wed Sep 13 2023
Talking Book
Stevie Wonder
4
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Thu Sep 14 2023
Nixon
Lambchop
meh
2
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Fri Sep 15 2023
The Madcap Laughs
Syd Barrett
a hard listen but it has some brightish moments.
2
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Sat Sep 16 2023
Unknown Pleasures
Joy Division
i hated this album as a teenager but now that i’m 25 and have had a small taste of life’s miseries i’ve really come around to it! great record.
4
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Sun Sep 17 2023
Forever Changes
Love
pretty ok
3
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Mon Sep 18 2023
Tank Battles
Dagmar Krause
uhhhh vewy dwamatic
3
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Tue Sep 19 2023
Music in Exile
Songhoy Blues
itsaight
3
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Wed Sep 20 2023
The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn
Pink Floyd
brilliant innit
4
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Thu Sep 21 2023
Leftism
Leftfield
it’s ok u can dance to it i guess
3
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Fri Sep 22 2023
Penance Soiree
The Icarus Line
sounds like they’re trying too hard to be loud and impressive while not trying hard enough to write an actual song. a couple of clever guitar moments here and there quickly spoiled the arrogant twenty something year old thinger who thinks he’s deep and special. fuck off the lot of you. this record is ass. this isn’t post hardcore it’s just noise. noise usually always sucks. truly a forgettable undancable record made by some shitty local band.
2
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Sat Sep 23 2023
Remain In Light
Talking Heads
pretty iconic but some of the songs are a tad too long
4
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Sun Sep 24 2023
The Visitors
ABBA
good
3
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Mon Sep 25 2023
White Light / White Heat
The Velvet Underground
lou reed suck my nards u friggin poopoo butt
2
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Wed Sep 27 2023
My Generation
The Who
i hate this band but this album isn’t bad
3
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Thu Sep 28 2023
Scissor Sisters
Scissor Sisters
uhm…ugh. what? i liked Mary as a teenager. that’s the only song on the record i can stand. each track presents a weird vibe that gets old very fast. this record is very annoying. there’s only so much arrangement and production can do when your songwriting is ass. tits on the radio? the fuck? this feels like a highschool songwriting exercise.
2
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Fri Sep 29 2023
Central Reservation
Beth Orton
it’s ok but it gets pretty boring after five or so songs. did noooot need to be an hour long.
3
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Sat Sep 30 2023
Straight Outta Compton
N.W.A.
shiiit is overrated
2
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Sun Oct 01 2023
Oar
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
some neat ideas in here. shame he never got to flesh it out.
3
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Mon Oct 02 2023
OK Computer
Radiohead
come on
5
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Tue Oct 03 2023
Parklife
Blur
it’saiight
3
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Wed Oct 04 2023
Caetano Veloso
Caetano Veloso
quite a pleasant listen i must say
4
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Wed Oct 18 2023
The Genius Of Ray Charles
Ray Charles
a genius alright!
4
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Thu Oct 19 2023
The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
Lauryn Hill
pretty great
4
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Fri Oct 20 2023
Power In Numbers
Jurassic 5
impeccable flows, unique beats, skits weren’t bad either. honestly enjoyed every track!
5
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Sat Oct 21 2023
Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath
bro. come on. the OG. fucking love this album. one of the GREATEST of all fucking time. fuck you if you rate less than five actually fucking kill yourself you self absorbed fucking christian ass pussy ass little bitch mother FUCKER fucking DIE i mean KILL YOUR god fearing boot licking self. so good.
5
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Sun Oct 22 2023
The Notorious Byrd Brothers
The Byrds
pleasure
4
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Thu Oct 26 2023
Histoire De Melody Nelson
Serge Gainsbourg
lost one star for perving on a minor, and another for being french. if you perv on minors, you deserve to suffer. if you’re french, fucking kill yourself. music was ok though.
1
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Fri Oct 27 2023
From Elvis In Memphis
Elvis Presley
good job lad.
4
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Sat Oct 28 2023
Tea for the Tillerman
Cat Stevens
22 years old is impressive i guess. doesn’t mean it isn’t fucking lame.
2
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Sun Oct 29 2023
Truth
Jeff Beck
ugh fucking boomer british drivel KILL ME i hate these fucking horny ass lyrics jesus FUCKING christ and the fucking instrumentation is so …ya. “rock n roll” fuck off lmao i hate it
1
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Mon Oct 30 2023
Either Or
Elliott Smith
absolute perfection. an album you genuinely need to hear before you die. the lyrics, vocals, guitars, all of it crafted with such care. such an incredible, beautiful, spine tingling album.
5
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Tue Oct 31 2023
Pretzel Logic
Steely Dan
pretty slick
4
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Wed Nov 01 2023
Haut de gamme / Koweït, rive gauche
Koffi Olomide
musically, great album. musicianship is pristine and the songwriting is good probably and it’s a danceable record. the songs are obviously too long and repetitive but that’s the nature of the genre so i can’t fault it there. usually i dock points for perving on minors on record but i don’t know if he is here or not so i wont. perving on minors is obviously bad but if it has no affect on the music then i don’t take it into the rating. however, he is singing in french which does affect the music, so i have to dock a star for that. because he’s french and also a pedo, he should kill himself.
2
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Thu Nov 02 2023
Penthouse And Pavement
Heaven 17
it is fine
3
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Fri Nov 03 2023
Sister
Sonic Youth
couple of cool riff ideas here and there but it gets kinda boring. songwriting is like, idk. ok i guess? at times. overrated as fuck band. also thurston moore disrespected Nardwuar on camera so he can go kill himself for all i care.
1
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Sat Nov 04 2023
Live At The Regal
B.B. King
such a stellar performance!
4
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Sun Nov 05 2023
Ocean Rain
Echo And The Bunnymen
the single does a lot of heavy lifting here, idk some of the songs didn’t do it for me. maybe i just need another listen.
3
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Mon Nov 06 2023
Qui sème le vent récolte le tempo
MC Solaar
i usually knock a star for being french (i am prejudice towards french) but this was actually pretty sweet. a tad long but there wasn’t really any bad tracks. good mix of funk and jazz flavoured beats to support the frenchy flows.
4
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Tue Nov 07 2023
Talking Heads 77
Talking Heads
yup!
4
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Wed Nov 08 2023
D
White Denim
songwriting didn’t stick out. production was glossy but it was also kind of over stimulating. this carried the illusion of being good but i don’t think it really was.
2
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Thu Nov 09 2023
Wild Is The Wind
Nina Simone
epic
5
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Fri Nov 10 2023
Pornography
The Cure
not bad but didn’t do a lot for me
3
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Sat Nov 11 2023
Arthur (Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire)
The Kinks
great!
4
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Sun Nov 12 2023
Moby Grape
Moby Grape
middle grade boomer rock. not bad, definitely some pretty songs in here.
3
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Mon Nov 13 2023
New Wave
The Auteurs
3
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Tue Nov 14 2023
Eliminator
ZZ Top
sharp dressed man does a lot of heavy lifting for this album
3
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Wed Nov 15 2023
Electric Music For The Mind And Body
Country Joe & The Fish
pretty cool sometimes
3
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Sat Nov 18 2023
Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Wu-Tang Clan
hard af!
5
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Sun Nov 19 2023
Here's Little Richard
Little Richard
hats off to ol’ rich…he paved the way. but some of these songs are the exact same fucking thing lol
3
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Mon Nov 20 2023
Good Old Boys
Randy Newman
woke
4
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Tue Nov 21 2023
Melodrama
Lorde
very nice
4
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Wed Nov 22 2023
Rhythm Nation 1814
Janet Jackson
pretty good but too long. too much interlude stuff. i get it. capitalism bad. some really great songs in here though.
4
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Thu Nov 23 2023
Live Through This
Hole
rockin
4
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Fri Nov 24 2023
Illinois
Sufjan Stevens
doesn’t tickle me but it’s good
3
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Sat Nov 25 2023
The Yes Album
Yes
pretty clunky.
2
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Sun Nov 26 2023
Crazysexycool
TLC
would be a 4 if there wasn’t so many goddamn interludes
3
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Mon Nov 27 2023
Modern Life Is Rubbish
Blur
holy fuck british you’re fucking british you’re so bloody fucking important shut the fuck up not everything you do is iconic. god fucking fucking fuck. enough with the stupid accent!!!! 33 songs are you serious? i skipped them all after the first chorus. rubbish.
2
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Tue Nov 28 2023
Disintegration
The Cure
sublime…this album was the soundtrack to losing a glove and the journey it toom to try to find it. i didn’t find it but i did end up finding a new pair of even better gloves. this album is kinda like that. fantastic instrumentation, lyrics, overall vibe is soothing for a sad boy. too long of course but it might he justified. there’s only like one or two true bangers here but not a bad song.
4