1001 Albums Summary

🎵 Blackbird stinking in the debt of night 🎵

Too bloody long mate!!!

This white boy likes her music!!!!

More like Neil Old

Not bad for the 80’s, I guess

As the sun comes up and my dick gets bigga, how many bitches wanna fuck dis nigga

More like 1001 albums to NOT listen to. Stinks like my pussay

Lard best drumma HYEAYEAAAAH

Electric ladyland is the land beneath my pants

Zen archer is pretty good, but fuck this cunt is ugly

What a waste of an hour, it was like 3 talented instrumentalists got behind a singer who couldn’t sing or write music If you can’t get it right by the 8th album then hang it up mate

Fun and funky, couple tracks on here had me bobbin my head but it’s no psycho killer

15 tracks in 40 minutes, bro needs to chill out They call it dookie because this album is the shit. HYEEEAYEEAAAGH

The album cover is like a fever dream but each song had just the right amount of distortion that you can’t call it a female deftones Overall a banger from the HEYEAHYEAHYEAHS

Overall well put together album, drummer needs to chill with the 16th notes tho. Not really my thing, mostly rock radio shit I’ve heard non stop on the drive to and from school as a kid. Maybe if I was Irish I would give more of a shit but they all seem British in my eyes so who cares

IM SICK OF THESE FUCK ASS ROCK ALBUMS, GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT ISNT MINDLESS SLUMP FROM THE 80’s OR 90’s WHO THE FUCK EVEN WROTE THIS LIST??? DO THEY HAVE EARS?????

Lad rock goes hard on a Friday after listening to rock slop the past 3 days. Going home and Cigarettes & Alcohol probs the most memorable out of them all. What a nice band, I’m sure I’ll be listening to them again in a reasonable amount of time 😁

An improvement on the previous one, songwriting is spot on but Liam’s voice is so fucking wingey, maybe give Noel a shot mate fuckin’ hell LADS LADS LADS

Smoke-ah da weed and everyting gone be ahhright child Little Jacob mission music from gta 4 is a nice change from 2 weeks of rock, but we can do better. #bravetweet but all reggae sounds the same, ESPECIALLY the drums.

Literally didn’t bother, nothing good came from the 80’s except for Miami vice and it’s aesthetic

Jim Morrison would probably really dig this The arrangements were quite nice and her voice is very pretty, but American prayer already has my heart.

It’s like if a 15 year old got his hands on a sample pad and this was his first major assessment in music class for year 10. But like in a good way, Beauty in simplicity right here AND IM BLACK YALL

Not a big fan of the British monarch but the Irish deserved the troubles for releasing this shit AND THERES TWO OF THESE FUCKING ALBUMS ON THE LIST

Stewart Copeland speaks to me in ways no one else can or should, was so sick of all this shit we’ve gotten over the past 2 weeks. EVERY GIRL I GO OUT WITH BECOMES MY MOTHER IN THE END EVERY GIRL I GO OUT WITH BECOMES MY MOTHER IN THE END THE PHONE IS RINGING IS THAT MY MOTHER ON THE PHONE

Really enjoyed this one, I think the weather has something to do with it because it feels like an album id like to have to actively listen to in the summer, not just something on in the background. Mama roux was groovy and although Crocker courtbullion sounded like a bunch of tribals doing a rain dance in the Louisiana bayou, it was still something I liked

I really want to give this a 4 because I did enjoy it, but no individual song actually stood out to me, it was all just the same folk drivel. Song after song I found myself not being able to tell when one stopped and the other started, but maybe they have some good stuff spread out across their other albums.

I was gonna give it a 5 star review for the joke but then I got 50 minutes in and it wasn’t funny anymore. Why the fuck would you HAVE to listen to this album before you die, just because it’s avant garde doesn’t mean it’s even remotely good.

Songs like delirious and free were nice and funky, but it got to a point where they all just sounded a bit too synth-poppy for me. Also, having 1999 and little red corvette on loop on the radio in the car to and from school for 7 years didn’t help. I want to give it more stars, but none of them are making their way into the rotation.

Show me your hoochie coochie, man! With a lot of live albums from this era there’s an obvious cut between tracks even though it’s literally one continuous recording, but this one was smoooooooth.

I got a lot to say about this album *First two tracks sounded fantastic, pulled me in right off the bat, really high hopes for the rest of it *Third kinda falls apart a bit and by track four it feels like I’m listening to a song with no context. It sounded like all the instruments had a purpose but slowly it faded to the point where they were just making sounds for the hell of it. * Sporadically you see flash’s in the pan but nothing like the first two tracks until you get to your lucky day in hell, the penultimate song. The instruments have found their role again and the song has a nice motion of the ocean and is a nice segue to manchild. *Tonally this track nails it in terms of concluding the journey that is this album. The samples of the conversations and the slow progression of the song push all the right buttons in my brain to at least give me a somewhat happy, if not melancholic ending to the session. You’d think writing out my life story would result in a good rating but, at the end of the day, half of the songs, really, were kinda shit.

The drum solo sounded like the end in abbey road, so that was cool I guess

Who the fuck wrote this book. I’m gonna hit them over the head with it. It being my COCK ! ! !

Epic rap battles of history EMINEM VS IBS YO MY NAME IS EMINEM ANS I LIKE TO RAP, WH- *comically loud fart noise, followed by sounds of liquid hitting a toilet bowl* AWWWWWAHHHHHHHH

Different class? More like different album, please!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing bad here really, just sounds unoriginal and at this point, with the amount of albums on here that shouldn’t be that I’ve heard, I’m getting pretty tired of these “must hear albums”

Meh. Bring on the other two.

Nothing to it

It least they weren’t French

I get my Willie out, but not just to give it some air, so suck on it!!!!!

Folky music by folky folk, the only album on this list that I’ve not regretted listening to a second time

Muse is my muse, absolution is sick but unfortunately we don’t get a lot of good albums on this list apparently

I did not have to listen to this Before I die

Empshasis on simple, nothing insulting but nothing to learn from either

It’s been 3 days since I listened to this and I can’t remember it well enough to call it good, but I also don’t remember it being boring, so there’s that. Live woman jazz good

Probably one of the greatest albums of all time, it’s a shame PF’s best albums are so good that you can’t put them all in the top 5 of all time, but you really really want to. But this one out of all of them makes it in for sure.

Thi is barely a 4 because the drums scratch that itch in my brain, but other than that it’s a relatively solid album. If it was lacking at all in any other department it would be knocked down to a 3

Looks like Jimmy shook Jeff the way he stole his song all night long

It’s not the worst 80’s shot I’ve ever heard, but there’s a lot of shit out there so the bar is so low it’s starting to sink down into the shit

Gamefreak has some serious explaining to do… OOOOO NEIL PEART, YOU'RE SOOOO GOOD, OOOOOO GUYS WHATS THAT ONE ALBUM THAT RUSH MADE THAT ANYONE CARES ABOUT???? OOOOOOO THE FIRST 8 SUCK BUT WHO CAAAAARES BRO ITS TOM SAWYER 😎

Looks like it runs in the family, and by it, I mean. Well, let’s just say. Talent Rush could learn a thing or two from Tim

I feel like given enough time this might be a 5 from me, having this on vinyl would be good. Feel like listening to this in a certain atmosphere off a record would be really cool, the range of this album would a rollercoaster if you smoked a doobie before listening

Beginning monologue for track 2 had me feelin a little freaky at work, nearly crashed out RIP THE HOMIE MEATOAF!!! 😤😤😤

Nothing really notable for this one, got busy over the weekend so listening to it just for the sake of listening to it last minute didn’t set me up to enjoy it

I only truly developed music as a proper hobby maybe a year ago, but I’m pretty confident in saying that Stevie is one of the most talented musicians in history, and innervisions is one of his true masterpieces. From beginning to end this album is an absolute treat to enjoy, and I look forward to hearing it many more times in my life.

Nothing to say, just wanna see what the next album is

Kanye’s little brother goes hard 🔥 🔥 🔥

Not all the songs are mind blowing but all the songs are certainly fun, a pretty stand out performance for a debut album but for something from the 80’s it’s actually really good

Why is ringo all by himself :(((

It was either a strong 3 or a weak 4 and it felt rude to give it a better score out of pity Gives Sam Andreas vibes for some reason don’t ask

Beach boys punk, couple of good tunes in here but nothing fancy, they certainly found their sound though I reckon

The best early Beatles album by far, listening to this walking the cold streets of Xi An was a heart warming experience. They may all be soapy love songs but the fab 4 really know how to pull on the heart strings. And I love her top 5 Beatles song no competition.

Filled an hour long didi ride, might listen to it again, might not.

A really nice pick for the plane ride to Shanghai, bit of folk to wake me up, very easy on the ears

It may not have suck a nigga on it, but this sucka loves these niggas!

Billy Corgan does it again, probably top 5 bald guys of all time. Zero goes pretty hard, the titular track opens up so nicely and Ofcourse 1979 is a classic. Siamese dream is better, but they’re both incredible albums.

For as nice of a voice he has, this really is a textbook case of every song sounding the same.

Now that this album is over and done with, I hang my head and cry

An adventurous album to say the least, started with some rocky horror-esque sounds, bogus man had me a little worried but every dream home was a great tune. Would listen to again

What an incredible album, the range really makes it an experience, another step closer towards live instruments instead of samples and an energetic mix of jazz and funk with rock and pop punk. An absolute thrill for the senses. She beastie on my boy till I sabotage

After the run of albums we’ve had lately this was pretty boring, would rather listen to the foo fighters song than the album tbh

Pretty average rock punk album, a couple of fun songs to listen to and a couple of nice covers too

An absolute staple in music history, if crazy train was on here it very well could be a top 10 album personally. Rat salad isn’t up there with something like Moby Dick, but the kits tone is beyond supreme and Bill ward has the moves of Muhammad Ali on war pigs.

I wonder what my friends had to say about this album

Not much that needs to be said to be honest, one of the greatest of all time.

Forgot I was listening to it on the ride home yesterday, became white noise mixed in with the motorcycle.

I LOVE LAURYN HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boring 80’s pop, Forrest fire gave me a flash of hope but the album kept dragging on into a hopeless uninspired mess. Waste of time and a waste of a spot on the list.

Nothing crazy, pretty middle of the road in terms of sound. Nothing explored here, just a typical rock album but I’m not mad at it

Some fun little tunes, but nothing that blew me away. Apparently he’s got some really good stuff

Teen pop tunes, nothing to be mad at and was pretty nice to listen to in the heat in the ride home from work

Shit will make you cry in a long car ride home, melancholical as fuck

Fun to listen to at first, kinda drags on a little but a couple of good tunes for sure

It was alright, barely listened to it more speedran it at work but fuck it we ball

What an incredible album, listened to it 3 times, what a crying shame he was brainwashed by Scientology, to think of the stuff he would have released if he didn’t have a stroke 🥺

Hahahahahahahahahahahahagagagagagagagahagahahahaha

Better than Mariah, that’s for sure

After reading the story of how much effort was put into Keith actually performing and all the fuck ups that nearly canceled the performance it really makes me appreciate more how nice the album sounds, definitely gonna listen to this another time under the influence of smth

Really didn’t do it for me, just sounded kinda below average overa

Just get on with it

Not as good as Nebraska but it’s nice

Better than the first on the list, dance till your dead is pretty iconic culture wise but other than that there was no head turners

A couple of classics, a couple of songs that sound like jam sessions gone well and a few forgetful tracks

Really wanted to to give this a 5 but there’s one or two tracks that pull it back, 4.7 really. Strawberry letter and ice cold daydream RULE

Yeh it was alright, for the 80’s

Enjoyed it for the most part, nice variety but nothing really stuck too much personally

It went by in a blue if I’m to be honest, the Gallaghers still on top

Everything before get it on was alright, everything after fucking RULED

Love me some bluesy shit, mmmmmm I guess you could say it CREAMY

Something about the piano and the orchestra and that dumb stupid voice of his puts a silly little smile on my face

Proggy and rocky, ooooo the drums slap me silly

Not their best album but there are some incredible tracks on here for sure, Kid A beats it out but I’d put this over ok computer

Nothing good, nothing bad, prince has probably got better stuff to look forward to

Solid album, only megadeth one that has to be on here, no complaints HYEAYEA

Nothing to draw from this, nothing to say about it either. NEXT!!!!

It’s no Randy Newman but the music felt polite to listen to, don’t ask what that means that’s just how I FEEL

Got some real groovy stuff, not my favourite from them but definitely a hit debut album for sure, sounds NOTHING like blur 👍

More like poo2 ENOUGH WITH THE CLAPPING BONO

Probably a top ten of all time, sunking, something and the bathroom window/golden slumbers part of the medley are just peak Beatles, even maxwells silver hammer sounds alright if you have an open mind

Felt pretty tribe called questy, a couple brothers speaking facts on the Zulu nation

Friday albums always have a fleeting effect on me, and this one wasn’t mind blowing enough to properly remember but I know it was half decent for Bowie

Big fan of this one, very close to a 5 but some

HEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAA …OH OH HEEEEYYAAAAAAA

Sunday at the village becuase it’s a fucking old folks home and everyone’s asleep In all seriousness if they mixed it up a bit I might’ve given a higher score but it’s whatever

Although they’re mostly covers, Eric really provides a good feel with all of these songs, just wished they were originals and it would be a 5 star. Maybe he should do heroin more often

Such a beautiful melancholic album to ride to work to on a breezy morning, a blue colour pallet morning with a blue colour pallet album cover GIVE ME YOUR WILLIE WILLIE

Pretty half decent, but you attach a name like David Bowie to an album you kinda expect slot, whenever I see an album I get excited because I know it’s going to at the very least be good, if not legendary. This, it’s just ok

Meh

Album cover looked cool but the music did not fit, still alright overall tho

I didn’t end up finishing it but it was pretty neat up to around the half way point atleast

Soulful women that deserves the respect she demands, but this cracker wasn’t really picking up what she was putting down, yah dig?

Niki album

SHIT WHAT. A WASTE OF A RIDE TO WORK I NEED TO GO TO CHURCH TO FUCKING WASH MYSELF OF A SIN THAT IS THIS ALBUM

Initially I was hesitant but I came back around, nothing crazy but a fun one to break it up and better than chvrches. The trio gets a trio of stars from me

Not much to say, bob hits it on the head with this one, even if it was meant to be a bit folkyer originally I like this version a lot regardless so suck it Jean

Nikki would be froffin this one ‘ey

Smooth and velvety, Lou Reed gives a nice serenity to this album, very pleasant to listen to on a chilly morning.

Listened to two songs and gave up, yet another wasted spot on the list

For a beach boys album I didn’t mind it

It as good as I thought it would’ve been, felt a little bland but had some spices come in and go, but too short at that rate to be interesting

THE indie album of our generation, literally paved the way for m82 and all those indie cunts that make Telstra commercial music, but it wasn’t “the greatest album of all time” as quoted by YouTube music

Love in an elevator, with Jeanie and her gun

I honestly can’t even remember this I was just too excited for Alice in chains, sorry stan

She snuff on my rooster till I YEEEEEAAAAHHH Iconic album, nothing really needs to be said, nice to have a familiar face after what seems like a Millenia of unknown albums

Still on the Alice in chains boat but it was actually pretty groovy

Not too bad, Paul’s name does a lot of heavy lifting imo but band on the run is a pretty good tune to get stuck in your head, test of the album was okay

A bit long but it’s a double album so I’ll give it some slack. Georgey boy did well on this one, album cover kinda goes hard too

1 half decent song in a slop of 80’s noise won’t get you far in my books

Nothing lost nothing gained, jack white is a legend but it doesn’t show in this one

3 of these fucking albums by these cunts now, I hope their house fucking catches fire Music was ok tho

Top 20 album for me, the bluesnyness and hard rock really makes my penis turn into the big penis, what a beautiful intro to John bonham to the world

Zesty country rock, wonder where this fella was born…

Once upon a time…

I loike when you ge kinky, baby!

MEH

Pretty good vibes, reckon Robert plant would be a fan

It gets better atleast

One of the better prog rock albums out there, very close to giving this a 5 but it’s not close to the edge level, great listen regardless

Who would’ve known this album would’ve been so good, what’s next I ask?

It was alright, didn’t finish it but don’t think I missed out on much

YEAAAHHH BABYYY, JOHN BONHAM GOING HAAAAARD BABYYY YEEAAHHHH, BLACK DOG MAKES ME STIFF BABYYYY YEEEAAHHH, MISTY MOUNTAIN HOP ON THE BIKE GOT ME MISTY MOUNTAIN HOPPING UP AND DOWN OOOOOO YEEEAAAHHH AUSTIN 3:16 BABYYYYY YEAAAHHH

It was aight, lotta features on the album but it was a little all over the place, but definitely nothing that I didn’t like on it, honestly would revisit it again if I had nothing to listen to

Couple of classics in here, def would give another listen if I was cleaning the house or something

ALLIGATORS ARE BETTER THAN CROCS!!!!!!!! this was pretty shit ngl

One of the greatest writers of our time, and probably the only white woman has an understanding of “the black man’s experience” ✊🏾

Bobby boy strikes AGAIN

Loud and fun, will explore more of their stuff soon, maybe nicki was into something

Pretty whatevs I guess, big Fan of the wrestler tho

Can’t really remember how it was but I don’t remember anything good so it must be shit

Gay

Bobo dance go like 💃 🕺

Quite an interesting pick, really wasnt expecting a lot when I started it but it blew me away, will listen again

There are good R.E.M albums out there and this isn’t one of them, wouldn’t say I hate it but it doesn’t have to be here Oh no ive said too much I haven’t said enough 😉

Can’t member but it couldn’t be good

The fact that this is on here is so funny puts it up to a 2, the imagine cover makes it a 3 but I couldn’t finish the album because it’s an hour twenty long so who knows it could’ve been a 5 star

Makes me wanna kill a billionaire

Fat man sings sad, ambient songs wow, so touching, the 80’s had such good bands!!!!!

Mmmmm, I feel this shit I’m my BONES, good to have a banger album I was unfamiliar with pop up again

Second half was far more well put together than the first, the first track was okay and then it was whatever for the next 4 or so, definitely would give it maybe even a 5 if it wasn’t so one flip floppy on a track being good or not

He doesn’t do the OOOWOAHOOOWOAHHHO in this one but it’s still really good, lars actually has a bit of intuition in his drumming (still shit tho)

Funky as FUCK, interesting to hear ginger baker drum in a less orthodox way, very fun would listen again

Top 10 of all time contention from this one, John really blows your head off with the kick and plants vocals really sing through hard

Pretty unremarkable album, nothing memorable and certainly nothing gained

Nice and heavy, a lot of stuff I hadn’t heard before so it was nice to hear something new that was good after every track

Meh

DOG SHIT

Jeff was better