Aug 22 2024
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The White Album
Beatles
🎵 Blackbird stinking in the debt of night 🎵
5
Aug 23 2024
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Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
OutKast
Too bloody long mate!!!
3
Aug 26 2024
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The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
Lauryn Hill
This white boy likes her music!!!!
5
Aug 27 2024
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Harvest
Neil Young
More like Neil Old
5
Aug 28 2024
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Meat Is Murder
The Smiths
Not bad for the 80’s, I guess
3
Aug 29 2024
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Doggystyle
Snoop Dogg
As the sun comes up and my dick gets bigga, how many bitches wanna fuck dis nigga
4
Aug 30 2024
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Apple Venus Volume 1
XTC
More like 1001 albums to NOT listen to.
Stinks like my pussay
1
Sep 02 2024
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Metallica
Metallica
Lard best drumma
HYEAYEAAAAH
3
Sep 03 2024
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Electric Ladyland
Jimi Hendrix
Electric ladyland is the land beneath my pants
4
Sep 04 2024
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A Wizard, A True Star
Todd Rundgren
Zen archer is pretty good, but fuck this cunt is ugly
3
Sep 05 2024
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This Nation’s Saving Grace
The Fall
What a waste of an hour, it was like 3 talented instrumentalists got behind a singer who couldn’t sing or write music
If you can’t get it right by the 8th album then hang it up mate
1
Sep 06 2024
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More Songs About Buildings And Food
Talking Heads
Fun and funky, couple tracks on here had me bobbin my head but it’s no psycho killer
3
Sep 09 2024
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Dookie
Green Day
15 tracks in 40 minutes, bro needs to chill out
They call it dookie because this album is the shit. HYEEEAYEEAAAGH
4
Sep 10 2024
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Fever To Tell
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
The album cover is like a fever dream but each song had just the right amount of distortion that you can’t call it a female deftones
Overall a banger from the HEYEAHYEAHYEAHS
4
Sep 11 2024
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War
U2
Overall well put together album, drummer needs to chill with the 16th notes tho.
Not really my thing, mostly rock radio shit I’ve heard non stop on the drive to and from school as a kid. Maybe if I was Irish I would give more of a shit but they all seem British in my eyes so who cares
3
Sep 12 2024
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Venus Luxure No. 1 Baby
Girls Against Boys
IM SICK OF THESE FUCK ASS ROCK ALBUMS, GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT ISNT MINDLESS SLUMP FROM THE 80’s OR 90’s
WHO THE FUCK EVEN WROTE THIS LIST??? DO THEY HAVE EARS?????
2
Sep 13 2024
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Definitely Maybe
Oasis
Lad rock goes hard on a Friday after listening to rock slop the past 3 days. Going home and Cigarettes & Alcohol probs the most memorable out of them all.
What a nice band, I’m sure I’ll be listening to them again in a reasonable amount of time 😁
4
Sep 16 2024
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(What's The Story) Morning Glory
Oasis
An improvement on the previous one, songwriting is spot on but Liam’s voice is so fucking wingey, maybe give Noel a shot mate fuckin’ hell
LADS LADS LADS
3
Sep 17 2024
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Natty Dread
Bob Marley & The Wailers
Smoke-ah da weed and everyting gone be ahhright child
Little Jacob mission music from gta 4 is a nice change from 2 weeks of rock, but we can do better. #bravetweet but all reggae sounds the same, ESPECIALLY the drums.
3
Sep 18 2024
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New Gold Dream (81/82/83/84)
Simple Minds
Literally didn’t bother, nothing good came from the 80’s except for Miami vice and it’s aesthetic
1
Sep 19 2024
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Horses
Patti Smith
Jim Morrison would probably really dig this
The arrangements were quite nice and her voice is very pretty, but American prayer already has my heart.
3
Sep 20 2024
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Raising Hell
Run-D.M.C.
It’s like if a 15 year old got his hands on a sample pad and this was his first major assessment in music class for year 10.
But like in a good way, Beauty in simplicity right here
AND IM BLACK YALL
4
Sep 23 2024
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If I Should Fall From Grace With God
The Pogues
Not a big fan of the British monarch but the Irish deserved the troubles for releasing this shit
AND THERES TWO OF THESE FUCKING ALBUMS ON THE LIST
1
Sep 24 2024
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Synchronicity
The Police
Stewart Copeland speaks to me in ways no one else can or should, was so sick of all this shit we’ve gotten over the past 2 weeks.
EVERY GIRL I GO OUT WITH
BECOMES MY MOTHER IN THE END
EVERY GIRL I GO OUT WITH
BECOMES MY MOTHER IN THE END
THE PHONE IS RINGING
IS THAT MY MOTHER ON THE PHONE
5
Sep 25 2024
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Gris Gris
Dr. John
Really enjoyed this one, I think the weather has something to do with it because it feels like an album id like to have to actively listen to in the summer, not just something on in the background. Mama roux was groovy and although Crocker courtbullion sounded like a bunch of tribals doing a rain dance in the Louisiana bayou, it was still something I liked
5
Sep 26 2024
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Fleet Foxes
Fleet Foxes
I really want to give this a 4 because I did enjoy it, but no individual song actually stood out to me, it was all just the same folk drivel. Song after song I found myself not being able to tell when one stopped and the other started, but maybe they have some good stuff spread out across their other albums.
3
Sep 27 2024
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Trout Mask Replica
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
I was gonna give it a 5 star review for the joke but then I got 50 minutes in and it wasn’t funny anymore.
Why the fuck would you HAVE to listen to this album before you die, just because it’s avant garde doesn’t mean it’s even remotely good.
1
Sep 30 2024
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1999
Prince
Songs like delirious and free were nice and funky, but it got to a point where they all just sounded a bit too synth-poppy for me. Also, having 1999 and little red corvette on loop on the radio in the car to and from school for 7 years didn’t help. I want to give it more stars, but none of them are making their way into the rotation.
3
Oct 01 2024
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At Newport 1960
Muddy Waters
Show me your hoochie coochie, man!
With a lot of live albums from this era there’s an obvious cut between tracks even though it’s literally one continuous recording, but this one was smoooooooth.
4
Oct 02 2024
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Beautiful Freak
Eels
I got a lot to say about this album
*First two tracks sounded fantastic, pulled me in right off the bat, really high hopes for the rest of it
*Third kinda falls apart a bit and by track four it feels like I’m listening to a song with no context. It sounded like all the instruments had a purpose but slowly it faded to the point where they were just making sounds for the hell of it.
* Sporadically you see flash’s in the pan but nothing like the first two tracks until you get to your lucky day in hell, the penultimate song. The instruments have found their role again and the song has a nice motion of the ocean and is a nice segue to manchild.
*Tonally this track nails it in terms of concluding the journey that is this album. The samples of the conversations and the slow progression of the song push all the right buttons in my brain to at least give me a somewhat happy, if not melancholic ending to the session. You’d think writing out my life story would result in a good rating but, at the end of the day, half of the songs, really, were kinda shit.
3
Oct 03 2024
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In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Iron Butterfly
The drum solo sounded like the end in abbey road, so that was cool I guess
3
Oct 04 2024
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Duck Stab/Buster & Glen
The Residents
Who the fuck wrote this book.
I’m gonna hit them over the head with it.
It being my COCK ! ! !
1
Oct 07 2024
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The Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem
Epic rap battles of history
EMINEM VS IBS
YO MY NAME IS EMINEM ANS I LIKE TO RAP, WH- *comically loud fart noise, followed by sounds of liquid hitting a toilet bowl* AWWWWWAHHHHHHHH
4
Oct 08 2024
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Different Class
Pulp
Different class? More like different album, please!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing bad here really, just sounds unoriginal and at this point, with the amount of albums on here that shouldn’t be that I’ve heard, I’m getting pretty tired of these “must hear albums”
2
Oct 09 2024
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Bossanova
Pixies
Meh. Bring on the other two.
3
Oct 10 2024
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Talking Timbuktu
Ali Farka Touré
Nothing to it
3
Oct 11 2024
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Faust IV
Faust
It least they weren’t French
3
Oct 14 2024
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Red Headed Stranger
Willie Nelson
I get my Willie out, but not just to give it some air, so suck on it!!!!!
3
Oct 15 2024
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The Band
The Band
Folky music by folky folk, the only album on this list that I’ve not regretted listening to a second time
4
Oct 16 2024
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Black Holes and Revelations
Muse
Muse is my muse, absolution is sick but unfortunately we don’t get a lot of good albums on this list apparently
4
Oct 17 2024
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Exit Planet Dust
The Chemical Brothers
I did not have to listen to this
Before I die
2
Oct 18 2024
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Picture Book
Simply Red
Empshasis on simple, nothing insulting but nothing to learn from either
3
Oct 21 2024
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At Mister Kelly's
Sarah Vaughan
It’s been 3 days since I listened to this and I can’t remember it well enough to call it good, but I also don’t remember it being boring, so there’s that.
Live woman jazz good
3
Oct 22 2024
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Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd
Probably one of the greatest albums of all time, it’s a shame PF’s best albums are so good that you can’t put them all in the top 5 of all time, but you really really want to. But this one out of all of them makes it in for sure.
5
Oct 23 2024
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Dry
PJ Harvey
Thi is barely a 4 because the drums scratch that itch in my brain, but other than that it’s a relatively solid album. If it was lacking at all in any other department it would be knocked down to a 3
4
Oct 25 2024
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Truth
Jeff Beck
Looks like Jimmy shook Jeff the way he stole his song all night long
4
Oct 28 2024
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Hounds Of Love
Kate Bush
It’s not the worst 80’s shot I’ve ever heard, but there’s a lot of shit out there so the bar is so low it’s starting to sink down into the shit
2
Oct 29 2024
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Moving Pictures
Rush
Gamefreak has some serious explaining to do…
OOOOO NEIL PEART, YOU'RE SOOOO GOOD, OOOOOO GUYS WHATS THAT ONE ALBUM THAT RUSH MADE THAT ANYONE CARES ABOUT???? OOOOOOO THE FIRST 8 SUCK BUT WHO CAAAAARES BRO ITS TOM SAWYER 😎
4
Oct 30 2024
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Happy Sad
Tim Buckley
Looks like it runs in the family, and by it, I mean. Well, let’s just say. Talent
Rush could learn a thing or two from Tim
5
Oct 31 2024
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Swordfishtrombones
Tom Waits
I feel like given enough time this might be a 5 from me, having this on vinyl would be good. Feel like listening to this in a certain atmosphere off a record would be really cool, the range of this album would a rollercoaster if you smoked a doobie before listening
4
Nov 01 2024
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Bat Out Of Hell
Meat Loaf
Beginning monologue for track 2 had me feelin a little freaky at work, nearly crashed out
RIP THE HOMIE MEATOAF!!! 😤😤😤
3
Nov 04 2024
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Rock 'N Soul
Solomon Burke
Nothing really notable for this one, got busy over the weekend so listening to it just for the sake of listening to it last minute didn’t set me up to enjoy it
3
Nov 05 2024
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Innervisions
Stevie Wonder
I only truly developed music as a proper hobby maybe a year ago, but I’m pretty confident in saying that Stevie is one of the most talented musicians in history, and innervisions is one of his true masterpieces. From beginning to end this album is an absolute treat to enjoy, and I look forward to hearing it many more times in my life.
5
Nov 06 2024
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Jagged Little Pill
Alanis Morissette
Nothing to say, just wanna see what the next album is
3
Nov 07 2024
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Lupe Fiasco's Food & Liquor
Lupe Fiasco
Kanye’s little brother goes hard 🔥 🔥 🔥
3
Nov 08 2024
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Fire Of Love
The Gun Club
Not all the songs are mind blowing but all the songs are certainly fun, a pretty stand out performance for a debut album but for something from the 80’s it’s actually really good
4
Nov 11 2024
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With The Beatles
Beatles
Why is ringo all by himself :(((
4
Nov 12 2024
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Document
R.E.M.
It was either a strong 3 or a weak 4 and it felt rude to give it a better score out of pity
Gives Sam Andreas vibes for some reason don’t ask
3
Nov 13 2024
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Two Dancers
Wild Beasts
3
Nov 18 2024
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Ramones
Ramones
Beach boys punk, couple of good tunes in here but nothing fancy, they certainly found their sound though I reckon
3
Nov 19 2024
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A Hard Day's Night
Beatles
The best early Beatles album by far, listening to this walking the cold streets of Xi An was a heart warming experience. They may all be soapy love songs but the fab 4 really know how to pull on the heart strings.
And I love her top 5 Beatles song no competition.
5
Nov 20 2024
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Sheet Music
10cc
Filled an hour long didi ride, might listen to it again, might not.
3
Nov 21 2024
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Fred Neil
Fred Neil
A really nice pick for the plane ride to Shanghai, bit of folk to wake me up, very easy on the ears
4
Nov 25 2024
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The Low End Theory
A Tribe Called Quest
It may not have suck a nigga on it, but this sucka loves these niggas!
5
Nov 26 2024
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Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smashing Pumpkins
Billy Corgan does it again, probably top 5 bald guys of all time. Zero goes pretty hard, the titular track opens up so nicely and Ofcourse 1979 is a classic. Siamese dream is better, but they’re both incredible albums.
5
Nov 27 2024
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Songs For Swingin' Lovers!
Frank Sinatra
For as nice of a voice he has, this really is a textbook case of every song sounding the same.
3
Nov 28 2024
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At Folsom Prison
Johnny Cash
Now that this album is over and done with, I hang my head and cry
5
Nov 29 2024
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For Your Pleasure
Roxy Music
An adventurous album to say the least, started with some rocky horror-esque sounds, bogus man had me a little worried but every dream home was a great tune. Would listen to again
4
Dec 02 2024
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Ill Communication
Beastie Boys
What an incredible album, the range really makes it an experience, another step closer towards live instruments instead of samples and an energetic mix of jazz and funk with rock and pop punk. An absolute thrill for the senses.
She beastie on my boy till I sabotage
5
Dec 03 2024
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Pretenders
Pretenders
After the run of albums we’ve had lately this was pretty boring, would rather listen to the foo fighters song than the album tbh
2
Dec 04 2024
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Go Girl Crazy
The Dictators
Pretty average rock punk album, a couple of fun songs to listen to and a couple of nice covers too
3
Dec 05 2024
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Paranoid
Black Sabbath
An absolute staple in music history, if crazy train was on here it very well could be a top 10 album personally. Rat salad isn’t up there with something like Moby Dick, but the kits tone is beyond supreme and Bill ward has the moves of Muhammad Ali on war pigs.
5
Dec 06 2024
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Mama Said Knock You Out
LL Cool J
I wonder what my friends had to say about this album
4
Dec 09 2024
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Kind Of Blue
Miles Davis
Not much that needs to be said to be honest, one of the greatest of all time.
5
Dec 10 2024
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Tidal
Fiona Apple
Forgot I was listening to it on the ride home yesterday, became white noise mixed in with the motorcycle.
2
Dec 11 2024
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The Score
Fugees
I LOVE LAURYN HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5
Dec 12 2024
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Rattlesnakes
Lloyd Cole And The Commotions
Boring 80’s pop, Forrest fire gave me a flash of hope but the album kept dragging on into a hopeless uninspired mess. Waste of time and a waste of a spot on the list.
2
Dec 13 2024
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Pills 'n' Thrills And Bellyaches
Happy Mondays
Nothing crazy, pretty middle of the road in terms of sound. Nothing explored here, just a typical rock album but I’m not mad at it
3
Dec 16 2024
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My Aim Is True
Elvis Costello
Some fun little tunes, but nothing that blew me away. Apparently he’s got some really good stuff
3
Dec 17 2024
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The Suburbs
Arcade Fire
Teen pop tunes, nothing to be mad at and was pretty nice to listen to in the heat in the ride home from work
3
Dec 19 2024
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Nebraska
Bruce Springsteen
Shit will make you cry in a long car ride home, melancholical as fuck
4
Dec 20 2024
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Parallel Lines
Blondie
Fun to listen to at first, kinda drags on a little but a couple of good tunes for sure
3
Dec 23 2024
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The Genius Of Ray Charles
Ray Charles
It was alright, barely listened to it more speedran it at work but fuck it we ball
3
Dec 24 2024
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Hot Buttered Soul
Isaac Hayes
What an incredible album, listened to it 3 times, what a crying shame he was brainwashed by Scientology, to think of the stuff he would have released if he didn’t have a stroke 🥺
5