No melodies, no message, no heart, just soulless noise.
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Taste Profile
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By Genre
Top Styles
By Decade
By Origin
Albums
You Love More Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
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Grievous Angel
Gram Parsons
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5 | 2.87 | +2.13 |
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Like Water For Chocolate
Common
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5 | 2.96 | +2.04 |
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Trio
Dolly Parton
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5 | 3.13 | +1.87 |
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Actually
Pet Shop Boys
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5 | 3.18 | +1.82 |
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Shaft
Isaac Hayes
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5 | 3.24 | +1.76 |
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The Predator
Ice Cube
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5 | 3.25 | +1.75 |
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American Pie
Don McLean
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5 | 3.27 | +1.73 |
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Inspiration Information
Shuggie Otis
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5 | 3.27 | +1.73 |
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The Chronic
Dr. Dre
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5 | 3.31 | +1.69 |
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Doggystyle
Snoop Dogg
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5 | 3.36 | +1.64 |
You Love Less Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|
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In Rainbows
Radiohead
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1 | 3.86 | -2.86 |
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In Utero
Nirvana
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1 | 3.82 | -2.82 |
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Kid A
Radiohead
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1 | 3.71 | -2.71 |
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The Queen Is Dead
The Smiths
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1 | 3.67 | -2.67 |
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A Love Supreme
John Coltrane
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1 | 3.63 | -2.63 |
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Oracular Spectacular
MGMT
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1 | 3.62 | -2.62 |
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In The Court Of The Crimson King
King Crimson
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1 | 3.6 | -2.6 |
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Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots
The Flaming Lips
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1 | 3.57 | -2.57 |
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Funeral
Arcade Fire
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1 | 3.55 | -2.55 |
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The Suburbs
Arcade Fire
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1 | 3.49 | -2.49 |
Artists
Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
|---|---|---|
| Curtis Mayfield | 2 | 5 |
| Ray Charles | 2 | 5 |
| Bob Marley & The Wailers | 2 | 5 |
| Bob Dylan | 5 | 4.2 |
| Johnny Cash | 3 | 4.33 |
Least Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
|---|---|---|
| Arcade Fire | 3 | 1 |
| My Bloody Valentine | 3 | 1 |
| Radiohead | 4 | 1.5 |
| Robert Wyatt | 2 | 1 |
| Brian Eno | 2 | 1 |
| The Flaming Lips | 2 | 1 |
| The Smiths | 2 | 1 |
| The Mothers Of Invention | 2 | 1 |
| Barry Adamson | 2 | 1.5 |
| The Jesus And Mary Chain | 2 | 1.5 |
| Yeah Yeah Yeahs | 2 | 1.5 |
| Primal Scream | 2 | 1.5 |
| Echo And The Bunnymen | 2 | 1.5 |
| Elvis Costello & The Attractions | 4 | 2 |
| Joni Mitchell | 3 | 2 |
| Kings of Leon | 3 | 2 |
| Steely Dan | 4 | 2.25 |
Controversial
| Artist | Ratings |
|---|---|
| Portishead | 4, 1 |
| Nirvana | 1, 4, 4 |
5-Star Albums (43)
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Guess you had to be there
Probably great. Definitely boring.
What happens if you have no rhythm or talet.
When it's good it's great. But those are a lot of fillers and not the dancefloor kind.
1-Star Albums (86)
All Ratings
Classic jazz album between big band and bebop.
Great lyrics, but all the songs sound the same.
One album you mustn't listen to. Absolute crap.
Two solo albums as a double album. The second disc is the better one.
Good psychedelic rock, heavy on the Hammond.
Great album without any of the over-rotated hits.
Meh, if you're not angry.
Some live albums are legendary. This is one of them.
Jazzy folk or folksy jazz, doesn't matter. Great tunes.
She shines in the uptempo songs, of which there are too few
Summer of Love Blues. Can't imagine any album being more 1967.
Sounds like a bongo overloaded sample collection in a good way.
Master indeed.
Probably classic, but just ok.
I'm sure it's fine, just not my kind of fine.
Some screaming bangers, some screaming fillers.
Overindulgent, but in a good way.
Some Steely Dan songs are good, but none of them are on this album.
Two hitless, yachty Steely Dan albums in a row.
An absolute masterpiece.
The music of the album makes it a masterpiece. The skits, not so much.
No melodies, no message, no heart, just soulless noise.
Banging beats and truthful lyrics. One of the last (?) hip hop masterpieces.
Meh...
From the best rhythm section comes an instrumental masterpiece.
"What's that noise?" the 11yo asked, and that is a review as good as any.
A bit too experimental, but you can still hear the Waits.
Vague.
Christmas is perfect for the Wall of Sound
Nope
Partly electrical, partly traditional, all masterful.
Great hits, better fillers than I remembered.
Just ok, for Stevie Wonder.
Apart from a couple of good songs, the album is mostly bland noise.
Summer of Love on an album.
Anonymous songs, but consistent.
Ok live album.
Too conceptual, but some great songs.
Meh.
Classic Cubano.
Even the happy songs are gloomy.
You hear the greatness, but it doesn't do anything for me.
Sounds like sophomore Beatles. Oh, look, it is!
Before Love Shack they were better.
Purple perfection
Did NOT sound like 1977, sounded a lot more modern, in a good way.
Too brief, too good.
A one-hit-album is not an album.
Organized noise. Groovy at times, but mostly unpleasant.
Great songs, but a bit too 80s sleek.
No songs. No voice. No good.
Surprisingly good as albums go.
Soul-Bowie is better than the other ones.
Good late-80s-pre-grunge.
The best songs, the best artist, the best cover, the best album.
Difficult for me, probably great for others.
The original songs are good 80s. The covers are bad 80s.
If this was my kind of music, this would be one of best albums.
Blues Cave is better than Lyre Cave, still a good double album.
Born 50 years too late, died 50 years too early.
Good songs when he sings. The instrumentals are more demanding.
Icelandic folksy Enigma is not my kind of groove.
Solid.
A few good songs, but not much more.
Meh.
More soul than disco, not bad, but not for dancing.
Between the noise and maracas there are some good songs.
A good mix between dancefloor fillers and album fillers.
Difficult to listen to someone who has become a Nazi.
Great at the time, did not age well.
Wu Tang Monotonous with an occasional banger.
14 songs of American West Coast Hardcore Punk in 15 minutes is just about enough.
Three hours of great songs by a great singer.
A bit boring.
One great song does not make a great album.
The greatness is there, but only for the first half.
The black metal songs are bad, and the melodious songs are too few.
Cultural appropriation at its worst.
Not bad. Not bad, at all.
Really good electronic album.
One good song, a couple of decent fillers, that's it.
Noisy
Ok, but not more than that.
There might be greatness here, but apart from a couple of songs, I can't hear it.
Felt too brief.
Blusey Stones is good Stones.
Good folksy, almost medieval, album.
A bit too medieval on my ears.
Searching for a sound recquires quite a bit of noise.
Solid.
Are all British progressive rock bands required to make a medieval album? Barely bearable.
Musically accomplished, I'm sure, but without melodies and rhythm there are no real songs.
A collection of songs does not make an album, but who cares.
Nothing left of good Bowie here.
Wish-Björk.
Ok 80s album.
The lyrics are great, the beats are ok.
Progressive soprano rock, but average.
The best songs are not ballads, but the album is mostly ballads.
More like Blues Implosion, amirite?
Average Costello.
One of the best albums ever.
Heartbreakingly good.
A great controversy.
Wish Green Day, but without any melodies.
Good folksy folk music.
Frail, but still the greatest.
Vintage Beastie Boys with some of their best beats.
Two hits doesn't make an album.
Two drummers making crap without drums.
Good album, not great.
Doowop medium.
Acoustic synth? Sure! Could've lost a couple of songs toward the end, though.
Noise with occasional greatness.
Not groundbreaking, but not bad.
I wish that great voice could hit the right notes more often.
The Big Band Great.
Sad pop does nothing for me.
Groovy, but get to the fucking point already.
It says absolutely nothing.
Cheap Psychedelic Electronica from bargain Joni Mitchell.
Genius, indeed.
Willie's voice on these jazz standards is perfect, although his own songs usually are better.
Dylan is better when Dylan is not being sung by Dylan. A 60s classic.
A jazz giant playing with synthesizers, sure! Early jazz-funk-fusion at its best.
Meh 70s pop from a band that would blossom in the 80s.
Pink Jehovah's Floyd Witnesses accidentally programs a Commodore 64
The sound of bawling drunks in a studio with out of tune instruments they cannot play.
Swingin' Sinatra is the best Sinatra.
Sad Reed is bad Reed.
Medium punk.
He can't sing. His songs are too long. But it still clicks.
Generic, whining and boring. In other words: BritPop.
Great songs, but most of them are better with other artists, especially those who wrote them.
The first CD in any Boomer's collection has an occasional underrated gem.
Muscle Shoals was good for the Stones. A masterpiece.
80s in the most 80s way of the 80s.
A hundred monkeys with a hundred instruments worked for about 5 minutes on this.
The 60s was not a good decade for jazz or ballet and this is a 60s jazz ballet.
Punk, but not too much, not too little.
An ok 70s album from 1990.
If I hear another medieval troubadour wannabe, I'll get ready for a joust and a melee.
Classic trip hop album.
Nope. These folksy medieval albums by British progressive bands are awful.
The missing link between Woody Guthrie and Bob Dylan makes a decent album.
Not my generation, but ok.
When it's good it's great. But those are a lot of fillers and not the dancefloor kind.
Britpop after the fact.
Not garbage, but not not garbage either.
Good jams on a classic album.
Guess you had to be there
Classic, but not always my kind of jam.
Still good, but still a bit uneven.
Incomprehensible album, just like the band name.
Great classics and other greats.
Sad, bordering on suicidal. Possibly great, but boring.
Cheap Casio B52:s.
Mid folksinger in the era of great folksingers.
Weirdly accessible and off-putting at the same time.
I hear the greatness, but it does nothing for me.
Unique voice that died too early.
Their distinct sound sounds awful.
Jazz at its worst.
Still not a fan of this kind of jazz.
All classics.
Nope.
One of his best, says this man in his 50s.
Eyerollingly bland.
Nirvana was better unplugged.
Stuck between SkaPunk and BritPop in a bland way.
Great club anthems, but with a few low points.
Bland in every way music, albums or songs can be bland.
Sad crap
Great album from start to finish.
80s synth masterpiece with surprises (Morricone!) and monster hits.
Costello is not my jam. There is no jam whatsoever.
Tired of singing? Just let the gloomy instrumentals drone on.
More no no nos, amirite?
Can't rap. Can't sing. Good beats.
Now That's What I Call Crap!
Lovely covers, lovely voice.
Should've taught you better.
Not Hillbilly Deluxe, but it's still Dwight Yoakam.
Experimental, but not in a good way.
Whiny, boring and ZZZzzz...
You don't get more 80s than Def Leppard 80s.
Never heard of this, surprisingly good.
Meh
Unlike Carey herself, this did not age well.
Good, but not great.
Classic Electronica masterpiece.
Surprisingly funky at times. Ok songs that haven't been played to death.
The first song is masterful, but it's downhill from there.
Original, funky, soulful masterpiece.
Not a fan of Scottish Cardigans.
Ordinary Bowie
Does the Tom Tom Club have tom toms? Indeed they do. Also a couple of good hits.
To make something original from the Beach Boys sound takes a genius.
An album full of greatness, but then one day, music died.
It has nothing that makes music great.
Ok, for a live album
Successful, perhaps, but not a very good album.
Great music from Senegal.
Bland, anonymous and says nothing.
Probably great. Definitely boring.
Whiny crap
The point did indeed vanish.
Because it's Beatles it's good, but it's not great Beatles.
Crimson Crap.
The singing makes the music worse. Boring.
Another whiny and pretentious man.
Sounds like Steely Dan, but with more elevator.
Prima, indeed!
Great reinvention of the band.
Not punk enough, not pop enough, not rock enough.
Angry and, well, raw.
Great? No. Good? No. So, so? No. Bad? Yes.
Not a lot of jam on this one. The sound doesn't affect either.
Class act all the way.
A real comeback/revival of the best Stones, the blues Stones.
This album has aged a bit, but it's still good.
Absolutely not.
Great album, but I like their first and third a lot better.
Easy listening, in a good way.
Has not aged a second, for some weird reason.
Adequate electronic music.
A true masterpiece.
Who's that? Good Who, that's Who.
The Motown sound is strong with this one.
Medium Fleetwood
Bad music, too.
Not bad, not good.
What happens if you have no rhythm or talet.
An amazing voice. Too slow, at times.
Some classic triphop songs, some not so classic.
Really good blues rock.
Some good blues songs, but a singer he ain't
Apart from a couple of songs, the album is close to perfect.
Mid-Grunge
Good ABBA, but still not great ABBA.
Good 70s Middle Eastern music, but with some unnecessary covers.
Just like its cover, the album has its ups and downs.
Mid
Slow and sleepy, even when it tries to be upbeat.
Atlantic's rawer sound is my kind of soul.
Well, if he can't remember, how can we?
Folk singer on speed.
Very much a Sunday album.
I'm all for a good beat, but then what?
One good hit, several average songs.
Disco punk at its best.
Ok operatic 70s rock.
Part groovy, part noisy.
Lower average among the whiny British bands.
What flaming pile of garbage is this?
As always with live albums, I guess you had to be there.
Nah...
Not a good album. Not even a decent X-Mas album.
Amazing for a debut
Not enough pop, not enough folk.
A very bland Band.
Not one of his good albums.
Good zombie.
Good 50s country from the 80s.
Ok latin grooves.
Never heard before. Ok.
A couple of good songs, but not one of his best albums.
They never made a bad album.
Punk, but with someone who can sing. Not angry enough.
Sophisticated elevator music to be used in an 80s erotic thriller.
Probably speaks to someone, but not to me.
Take perfectly good country songs, and make them slower and all sound the same.
The classic album of all classic albums.
Quite ok
Not the best, not even good
Masterpiece
Bob's best album.
Original in a good way
Good EDM at times.
The best of the best
Just like its name, wtf
One of my first albums. Still good.
A few good songs does not make a good album
Certified F.R.E.S.H
One of the greatest comeback albums ever.
Good ska
Not a bad debut
Some good, some bad.
"Hello, is this the suicidal hotline?"
Concept albums are not always weird. Not always great either.
Good at worst, great as best.
You bleed? My ears bleed.
Shoegazing is literally just as fun as gazing at your shoes.
Not that hard.
The 60s, I know, but wtf.
Ok 80s
Good elevator music
Bland Joni
Mostly banger classics.
Bebop noise
No, not rejoicing at all.
East Coast at its best
Iconic cover on crap music
Mid Buddha Bar music
The pre-disco BeeGees are not very good.
Is this album broken?
Classic
Not punk enough.
Folksy skåpmat
Great, but not his greatest.
Nah.
Not atomized, more like a solid turd.
Good disco, but the slow songs are drags
A few great songs does not make a great album, but at least it's good.
The Ark, but from Temu and with more cowbell
Varied, but consistent. Really good.
Good for U2
Expected Sugarbabes, got Sugarcubes.
Some of their best work.
So good.
East Coast Surf Rock, the good kind.
Isn't it legal yet?
Great old Bob.
The first try at a rock opera, is more of an error.
Groundbreaking, but not great.
Who cares?
Surprisingly bland
Average yacht rock.
Mali blues at its best.
Quite good.
Sounds like a demo tape, and whaddaya know, it is a demo tape. A fairly good one.
Greatness.
One good song does not make an album..
I confess, it's not good.
As uplifting as two wrists, slit to the bone.
Creedence sounding like Creedence.
Ill as hell.
Absolute crap.
Why skits?
Some of it is really good. Some of it is crap.
Not speaking, not singing, not good.
Average band name. Average Band album.
Starts good, but then, no.
A flaming hot pile of...
Groundbreaking, but not breathtaking
Ok.
Trying not to gaze at my shoes
Lots of drama.
BritBros
Some good songs, but not really my cup of tea.
Great fighting songs.
Recognizable songs, still average.
Quite happy before listening to this. Now, no.
The What?
Too much drugs, too little talent.
Great comeback
Sad because of what could have been. Happy because of what we have.
Rock, but not hard.
Bland and average
No.
A couple of good songs. The rest a drugfuelled search for a melody.
My ears are Damaged.
Perfect.
Ok
Has not aged well.
Highly sampleable.
Not brilliant at all
Crap
Not quite the end of the world.
The cover is better than the music.
Does nothing for me specifically or for music generally.
Like coming down from a bad shrooms trip in the late 90s. Probably a true story.
Bland
Gets better and better
Supercrap Bigshit.
Meh
Some classics, some not.
Average indie
Not too much country, is it?
Crap punk
Strong debut
A couple of great songs does not make a great album.
Suicidal
Not bad.
Averageication.
Mid Queen
Temu Depeche with a Casio knockoff.
Fantastic Collaboration!
Never heard, never will again.
Never heard a good album by Radiohead before. Still haven't.
Nope.
Good Elephant.
Not as classic as Baduizm, but ok.
Everything sounds like theme songs for 70s sitcoms.
Great Latin album.
Nope
Good operatic metal
A couple of groundbreaking songs does not make for a bloated album.
Nah
Failed gimmick
Apart from a couple of duds, this is a masterpiece.
Wristslittingly depressive.
Respect
Why does "experimental" always mean "crap"?
Pulp, indeed.
Dated. So very dated.
An album of its time, which is not now.
Elevator yacht pop
Duck Rock, indeed.
Nix
Not so jagged
Not trip hop, but experimental. That explains it.
I thought she could sing
Some classic songs, some not.
Aged terribly.
Can't get around it, it's a masterpiece.
Krap
Great debut album.
Ok.
Really good live album.
Kings of nothing
No, no, no
Cannot see the greatness of this
Too many crap punk albums right now
Good 80s New Wave Punk.
Ok rock.
Sometimes Simon is better solo. This is not the time. Still good, though.
One good song, the others ok
Man, MDMA-fuelled Madchester is manure.
One great song. Not a good album.
Not their best album, but still good.
Bangers and talent
Flawless.
Excuse me, while I go hang myself.
Good, but not great.
Masterful uptempo beats. Sags towards the end.
You know who else liked autobahn?
A couple of great songs, an ok album.
Hit the spot on a bleak Monday morning.
Kraft Elevator Music, but not bad.
Not good then, still not good now.
For when you're in the mood for fury.
Present crap
Background music to a 90s rave in a bikers' HQ.
Not a whole lot of hits, but a good album.
Velvet, smooth, bland.
Great blues rock, but a couple of real duds
A couple of great songs, some not so much.
One good song. That's it.
Dolly is Dolly
The greatest soundtrack ever.
Ok
Temu Daft Skrillex
Fun fact: On Guantanamo's Top Ten Torture Albums this is number one with a bullet.
Masterpiece
Great
Soft
Not good.
Every song sounds like it's from Toy Story, but then you hear the lyrics.
Not his best work
Good, but not great
The last good hip-hop album?
Any album that needs to begin with a course, is not that great.
Beta album
Not short enough.
Ok
Cross it and stay there.
Not that magik.
Ok folk country
Never heard of, will never listen to again.
Mid Dylan
Experimental, but good for once.
No Pink, no Floyd, no good.
Amazing
Costello, not my thingo.
Freak out? Fuck off!
Unimaginative titling, but ok.
Super!
Not my kink.
Mid mid-70s rock from the mid-90s.
An easy listen, you just don't.
It sounds great, but it all sounds the same.
Mid.
A couple if great songs.
80s plastic funk works, sometimes.
The best from the house of LaFace.
Not into their own, yet.
Their best album?
One ok song.
The hell?
I'm not in a 90s club anymore.
One good original song.
Her most 80s album is only ok.
Shoegazing isn]'t anything.
Can't decide whether it's not anything or something
Maybe I should stop saying I don't like live albums.
Growlingly bad
Best live album of all time.
Almost Skynyrd.
Ok, I guest.
Missing the best remixes, but a masterpiece nonetheless.
An occasional drum-and-bass hit
Kate Bush at her medium.
Crappus.
King, indeed.
Ah, the infamous Wall of Noise.
Ok.
Classic
Crappus schrappius.
One good song is sometimes enough to make a good album, especially a 17-minute song.
Femi is not as good as Fela, but still good.
Great.
Angry music, soft singing, not very good.
Medium soul
No, not really.
Rats, but not hot.
Bad bad.
There might be greatness here, but not for me.
New doesn't necessarily mean good.
Tidal botched the album. Good thing I found the CD. Masterpiece.
Lazer guided crap.
Noise is not music.
Good band, false singing
One hit wonder with an album.
U2? Not me.
Just goodbye.
Ok.
Not good
Nope.
Microshit.
Good punk.
Non!
The lyrics stood the test of time, the music not so much.
Brutal listening
Quite ok
One good song.
A couple of hits and solid fillers.
Not good Madonna.
His best album
One ok song, the rest sounds the same, but not as ok.
Ok
Not a very good special sauce
Not my cup of tea, but ok.
Good
Sing. Or don't.
Not her greatest. Not even good.
Good Cure
Good.
Not mything then, but ok
Crap
No
Please, decline and fall, already.
Not his best