This shit boring. Like coffe shop music but not a Starbucks. like a cofee shop the clientele would go to purely cause it’s not a Starbucks

Sound like every other English punk band

I know these guys and I know I don’t like these guys. Doin a lot of stuff I dislike here so I say I dislike this

Willingness to be experimented for a band like this but that fact doesn’t make this album any better

Listened to this the first 3 times today. Don’t understand how I’ve never heard this before

Not a bad first album for the list. Punk/dance stuff was cool all the horny stuff was not

Wonky in a People Are Strange type of way

Space Elevator music

Wonderful

Very bluesy but the best songs are the wonky ones which still are bluesy

Guitar good

It’s alright

Spanish bongo music. Fun listen

Drums too soft until they’re the boot stomp/chain type beat

Idk skimmed through

The idea of this being controversial is interesting. Sounds like rock from 1965 alright

Punk and grunge and asmr

Anime closing music

This might be punk

2 hits some filler and a lot doing random shit

Listened to this the first 3 times today. Don’t understand how I’ve never heard this before

Makes me think I gave out 3s too generously

I don’t like this band

Like being at a Metallica concert with the same amount of moshing due to their old ass fans. James makes questionable vocal choices and uhh symphony

Willingness to be experimented for a band like this but that fact doesn’t make this album any better

This album made me quit this journey

Crazy distorted instrumentals and a singer sounding like off brand rivers cuomo

Johnny Cash+Pink Floyd+Spanish and Middle Eastern guitar for a focused Frankenstein monster of an album Would rate higher if it wasn’t the new standard for a 3

Fun dance rock. Lots of four on the flood and funky bass. Not huge in all the synths. Not mind blowing but was made with purpose

Ok

David’s just actin like a silly goose on this one. A little too silly

Ye um uh naw

I actually paid attention to the lyrics, they’re really fun here

It’s country I’m biased

The singer sounded like a wiggle

Not mind blowing but some fun jazzy raps

Some cool songwriting and slightly experimental stuff but I’m not one for country or teenage girl music

Girly 80s pop not for me. Also stranger things

Sounds like dad rock alright. Little progressive but a little boring

I wanted to like this one so much better cause it had some of my favorite elements. Super cinematic moments and a dusty desert sound but to manny misses in between

Country punk this shit ass

This punk stuff is all turning out terrible

Super fast paced, no misses, cool classic rock type stuff

Rat Fink music

Like a young Stevie wonder with no melodies or bars

This shit boring. Like coffe shop music but not a Starbucks. like a cofee shop the clientele would go to purely cause it’s not a Starbucks

This one was shitty but in a intriguing way. Outsider music indeed

It’s a fine soundtrack obviously some uhhh Indian type stuff but I’m not into the bolly

Some whacky/odd chord progressions and vocal inflections for what’s pretty much musical music

Sound like every other English punk band

Punk but they actually do fun stuff with it. Crazy guitar simple raw drums super loud for a duo. And actually got melodies

Sounds like every other English punk band but a little better than the last one that sounded like every other English punk band but not as good as the other punk band after that so this one splits the difference.

I don’t wanna hear what they have to say I just wanna dance. Sounds like the one I love 11 times in a row

Incredibly abrasive lyrics and sum uhh boom bap

Sometimes verges on kohl’s commercial music but has some psychedelic and noisy

Sounds like some foo fighters

Sounds like some beatles era rock and roll and nothing else besides that

Sounds like something in a commercial from a brand that wants to make you think it’s tuned in with nature, or tryna sell beer to the 45-60 year old demographic

Sounds like some old soul music for sure but being a live performance there was a whole different energy cause he was goin crazy with it

I wanted to like this better but Bennie and the jets was track 4 and it was all down hill from there

This is music for an early 2000s sega racing game and half of its missing from Spotify so I’m biased

The first return of the Nick Drake. It’s literally the same album as the last this guys ass

Fun and cinematic, most definitely the soundtrack to a musical

Another early 2000s beat tape and that’s just not my thing it’s fine in the background of nfs but not to sit down and listen to

I’m not gonna listen to a 69 solo album the fuck?

Sounds like half an hour of Santana which isn’t bad but you definitely know what it’s going to be goin in. If you want to listen to Santana listen to this, if you don’t don’t

Didn’t rock with it

This like the kinda music if one of the characters from zoey 101 was going through a alternative phase

Singer got a cool voice and nobody doing anything wrong rem just not pulling me in

This was boring it’s all ms swift doing super calm acoustic stuffs it all sounds the same. Shall be immediately forgotten

He sounds like one of the South Park guys doing their shitty commercial voice. “Rob Schneider is… a stapler” type singing

Some Beatles esque type stuff with some bluesy shredding. Lots of synths sound like something out of a ninja turtle movie and beeping noises

Unspectacular 80s pop. And take on me

Another addition to the coffee shop playlist

Wanted to like this one better but it randomly turned into some sugar hill gang type shit

One more beat tape. Sounds like some video game music. Platformer sounds

I ain’t mad at cha

You son of a bitch, I’m in

Felt a little better than lame

I simply did not feel it attempt to feel

This is cool mix of some modern stuff but really heavy rooted with blues. Got some chord progressions sound like something I’d make and I make great stuff

Spacey 80s pop Miami vice type vibe. Not as gay as I thought it would be lots of anti war stuff and singer could be a backup viagra boy

Some bjorkish stuff with real strong love concept I just didn’t like it

This albums so much fun and goofy at times but in a charming way for sure. It feels like one big jam sesh and like half of this short ass album is just straight shredding it goes by way too quick

I’m biased on instrumentals but this one caught my attention a couple times so it gets as much praise as an instrumental album can get

Not really poppin for a place called the chicken shack

This thing was awesome. Aerosmith always with the blues and got sun big band and spacey stuff

This is like if my buddy Roman was a record

It is what I expected going in but there’s some stuff that I feel aged in a way that come off kinda lame. There’s enough highs to make up tho

This definitely sounds like reggae but I haven’t been given enough reggae to become jaded towards the genres appearance on here. Cool album they jammin

I thought at some point she was gonna stop whispering but nah

This album did a lot of things I liked but still sucked

Derivative

There was cool stuff on here but I think they thought a lot of the hooks were a lot better than they actually were

The longest I’ve sat on a record was for this right here. I wanted it to be the perfect album from one of the greatest bands of all time, but it’s not. The album varies in quality. Not every song is up to the standards set by the rest of the songs but to have an album that consistent would be nearly unattainable. This doesn’t mean the lows are low, it just means the highs are so high like holy fuuuuckkkkk😩😩😩. Every member of this band is so fucking good going back to listen to each individual member is such a rewarding task. Crazy melodic shredding with heavy blues influence and psychedelic overtones, Bonhams ridiculous drumming with his own solo track in the vein of rat salad, bass you can actually hear and have take the lead at times(going back some of the tracks it sounds like he’s soloing the entire time.) I can’t help but duck ride the musicianship in this band they’re so good. A gold standard for dad rock. Although imperfect this is a must listen no matter what because these guys have so many fun ideas and manage to all take the lead while working off each other perfect. Not listening to this would be a disservice, like you don’t already know a bunch of this shit lmaooo

The first return of pj Harvey could not catch my attention so it will join the ever growing collection of albums that I will completely disregard

Good jams

Was good but didn’t capture me like okcumputer

The first punk album and literally nothing changed since

They’re really just having fun this things goofy and funky but some go too goofy and funny and horny and it shidst

Derivative

I got this album the day the queen of England died, which is fine cause I have no strong feeling towards that woman, I just thought it was funny. Two stars

Sounding like b52s with some more space and more English punk sound and of course there’s a certain way I feel about English punk

This the rock opera. They couldn’t make us slaves

Was not feeling this not standing out

Very cultural and lame

Sad old country man: the album. Gotta be grandpa mikes favorite

Yeah man this sounds like music from the 50s. Idk I feel like I can’t enjoy this kind of music seriously at this point I’m only able to see it as a novelty

I’m incredibly biased even as a self proclaimed not a Beatles fan that this band can make no name for itself in my eyes as this bands entire existence resides in the shadow of the Beatles creations

It’s wacky but I wasn’t feelin this wack

Can get stomped by Obie

If you love aqualung you’ll love the album. I thought aqualung was just ok

This one has that feeling of being too old. At this point this kind of music feels more like a novelty. The surfer sound is cool enough but the lyrics and concepts are OLD

Too nick drake-esque

This album made me realize elephant isn’t a 4. That albums is so fucking good. This a lil folkier is cool

I know these guys and I know I don’t like these guys. Doin a lot of stuff I dislike here so I say I dislike this

He got stuff to say but he doesn’t shred and shredding is what’s most important to me

My lack of appreciation for 90s hip hop took a break here. Didn’t hit on first listen but I like how focused on their topics all the songs are but man this is the most paranoid person to ever exist

Dwight yo-cum

Space jam(2)

This soul album

Ultra easy listening

This makes me think that Phil collins has the potential to make an album that I would love but this shit ain’t it. At times there’s amazing guitar and drums and Phil has a great voice but aside from those moments it’s just so corny and shitty it’s unreal. Whole lotta hobbit music and not in a cool or fun way

Fine for when I’m doin something to have in the background. Made me feel like gale from breaking bad

You already know I feel a certain type of way about this album. This fools combine rap metal and funk in a way that is only disgusting in a good way. One of the only albums I’ll hear what they say

Some blues some shredding thought this was nick drake at first so was pleasantly surprised

Sounded like some lofi indie beats. Got bord

Rob Schneider is… a carrot

Sounds like wu tang but it’s same as Cuban links and I can’t really make a personal connection even though I can acknowledge its quality. I do not care about influence

Cash kills it and there’s awesome energy here with the crowd, the concept is super cool but there’s too many slow love songs what makes you choose this set list for a room full of dudes

This is boy band Beatles. Terrible

This was like supermassive black whole in the way that I wanted to like it more than I did. There was real cool cinematic moments that grabbed my attention but the rest was borin. Would listen again

Such a safe rock album, felt like there was no risk or attempt to stand out honestly

The second coming of abba. A welcome one I won’t lie I mess with the discos and those two just have lovely voices and some awesome chord progressions

This some shit needle man woulda gave a 10 in 1983

This fool took his stuff off Spotify so fuck em

Old man country music. Grandpa country

Nirvanas a band I put off listening to because people be sucking their dicks way too hard which is a shame cause this is genuinely a great band. Great mixture of hits and songs that could never touch the radio and that one song from that Batman movie unfortunately

This is a rap album that could never be mistaken for another ever. Shouldn’t be possible to make a rap album this good in every way that it is

Real disappointing cause I like The Rolling Stones a lil but this album didn’t have a single moment that caught me off guard. Boring ass album

Boring ass indie rock

This is such a quiet album barely anything cool goin on. Sounds like “music of the future”

This man gonna love his woman for sure

Yea man this sounds like the kind of music this group would make. Made the album to sell that one song

Shit was ass

It’s just sum country

My lack of appreciation for 90s hip hop continues to shine here. This sounds like wu tang man which is good but I’m having a hard time really connecting with the older sounding rap

Jazz with the tribal chanting over it was cool at first but now all these albums literally the exact same

Sound like a mix of the Toy Story soundtrack and curb your enthusiasm

Taking a swing at the 80s sound. Derivative in many ways

This is some good ol loud ass rock done bad

Some techno metal type stuff I’ve heard nothing but good stuff about this band/album but this shit hot garbage

Beatles but more folk like. Should be cut in half 2 hours is too damn long

Good album makes me feel like this guys not a one but wonder but his voice gets kinda grating after a while

Last miles Davis album I said was some jazz and made me feel like gale from breaking bad. That again

Anything positive that could be said about this album is immediately eradicated by the overwhelming presence of the singers stupid ass alien voice. It would’ve been cool if he used it on a couple songs but he uses it on every single song and it’s just so retarded

Thought this was gonna be some country cause dusty is a real country like word but nah man it’s this… two stars

I’m gonna get this albums cover tattooed on my body I mean yea it’s real good

First time hearing Courtney love do some something. It’s ight

I like frank blacks voice but I feel like he doesn’t do anything flattering for it

Shits ass. Borin

Aw man pavement again? Naw

This was cool it’s like the hits but there’s no hits. Feels like some more punk oriented less radio friendly less fuzz on the vocal type stuff

This shit was sum ass. It’s some foreign chanting and folk guitar man this sounds like a whole lot of world music

This albums awesome I love the whole connecting story deal going on. Even finding ways to make some of the not story driven tracks fit into it, very cool

This album was good and kinda heavy but at ascertain parts not as heavy as I would expect. A little underwhelming honestly a bit of this git repetitive but uhhh weeeeeeeee

I like the songwriting on this one it gets kinda funny at times. As with all albums where I only praise the songwriting this one gets a 2

Shoutout to that bartender at the country bar for this one but this shit sucks. Best song I had to pull up the phone and realize the album was over and was on shuffle playing another band

Unwanted gayle thoughts

I feel I would enjoy this less if I was used to French music but I really enjoyed the pronunciations over some really alright rock tracks

This album is really just seriously awful in a fun way. An unholy combination of rap rock and country that is just as good as it should be. I would give it two stars for how much I enjoyed it but I’ll give it one because that’s what it deserves. First three sentence review

Exactly what you would expect from an 80s rap album which is good if you’re looking for just that. Honestly there’s a couple spots where the beats are kinda bland which was surprising but a fun listen

69 love songs for swinging lovers but actually good? Some actual quality mixed with some cornballesque stuff

This shit was straight ass and if I could give it less than one I would I got some feelings toward pavement. Those feelings are their shit is ass

This one doesn’t have enough goin on

I thought it was good. No bad songs just some alright ones but the highs are awesome they take up like half the album idk how the other half made it looks like ass in comparison even though on its own it’s not

Super generic 90s pop with one hit. I feel like at points they couldn’t think of a thousand albums and they’re grabbing random radio hits from the years and throwing on the album it’s from in the list and this one’s hit isn’t even that good

It’s what I think is French rap which would be cool cause I like listening to the language but it’s in a style that I don’t like and it being in French doesn’t change that fact. Like rap that you would hear in an oceans 11 montage

Sounds like the cramps in a non mind blowing fashion but it’s fun enough

This sounds like something that would be behind a montage of plants growing in fast forward

Honestly this one should get a two because it has so many shitters on it but it has some of my favorite Beatles songs on it. Mix between revolver and hard days night

This sounds like the kind of album my mom would adore. Shows come on Eileen’s instrumental wasn’t a gimmick for one song it’s the whole ass album

Redundant

Cyndis a pretty cool chick and I was surprised I recognized as many songs as I did. This album really feels like a novelty because of how obvious it is that it was a product from the era that it is, but it’s a fun one

I listened to this one walking through the city at night really drunk. At the time it felt like the perfect thing so I’ll just remember it as it was in those and never return for the sake of preserving its legacy

Man I like the singer of this band and like 50 percent of the instruments but I feel like rems stuff isn’t connecting with me. Nothing is really sticking out for me aside from the hits and they need to drop the mandolin ffs

This is definitely a Beatles era boy band/soft rock/ love ballad fest but this is definitely one of the better ones. Probably the first one of these that actually stuck out to me and they are indeed… groovin

Honestly man this one was ok it’s just some jazz type instrumentals with some more funky stuff. The one that has singing is the worst which I thought was weird but it’s like eleven minutes of “street life”

It’s weird hearing these guys with a different singer . Here it sounds like they’re doing that thing like how other early metal bands would still be having that lingering blues sound and are just on the cusp of breaking away and going with the new sound that’ll define them that barely makes it’s way onto this first record

I thought this album was good even though I never got super into franks albums as others have. It’s a good r&b album

It started to sound like Van Halen then it didn’t. I like when it did sound like Van Halen

Derivative… of nick drake…

Holy shit this album is boring. The cover gave me the impression that it was gonna rock and it did not rock, not at all

There’s a lot of hits on this one but imma play it down a lil cause I’m a hater and some of this shit corny. Honestly a good album and stuff

This one’s wild because it sounds like it could perfectly fit into that weirdo rap category like jpegmagia and be mistaken as something that just came out but this mfs 20 years old. Just awesome

My interest in these guys discography ends after ghost town man I’m so disappointed how boring this album is

This is my favorite 90s rap album. Very vibrant personality

Beatles

This albums cool but I like it better when Frank’s singing cause I need bars

I was just listening to this one before it was revealed as my album of the day. One of my favorite yes records they just on it

This dudes a terrible singer lmaoo. “Spiders in my dreams, I think I love you” sounding ass

There’s not a lot a competition but this is some of the better coffee shop music I’ve heard. It’s a vibe but not mine

The maker of this list really loves the Beatles cause damn bro like half this list is just deticated to bands who sound like the Beatles

I haven’t been super into these guys but I feel a little more positive to em after this it’s just not my style tho

I feel like when I listen to this album it puts me in a trance. Bjorks singing is just so weird I can’t help to hyper focus on it and it’s awesome how instrumentals are either alcapella or non existent. With all the shit I listen to I’m happy when I can find an album that’s this distinct from the rest

Hole

Albums boring as hell

Hacker music V.1

Sounds like some regular old punk man I’m sure this is probably influential or sum but I’ve heard this album a bunch of other times

Idk man Bowie ain’t for me I tried but nah

Hacking montage music

The whole vibe of this album is super cool. It feels like some drunk dude rambling in a dim lit Smokey bar. The type of album that my parents parents wouldn’t let them listen to but would secretly listen to while they were asleep. Paints a vivid picture that I can attempt to describe in my crappy little thesis

This fool took all his music off Spotify and really thought he did somethin. For that reason, fuckem

This man still doesn’t know how to sing. It’s cool but I need something different from him idk what

There’s some hits on here but idk if they’re covers or covered

Man for an album called virgin suicides this ain’t heavy in the slightest

This is one of the bands I just don’t like. They’re not doing anything wrong really I just don’t like their sound

It feels like creedence had the sound they wanted in mind and just did a bunch of jam sessions to that. You can tell when the singers freestyling which is my problem but I love the stuff you can’t tell he actually wrote some shit down for

This album was a real test of strength considering it’s an hour. At first it sounded like that guy at the open mic before mordecai and the rigbys but occasionally I’d be like oh shit is this about to get interesting then it didn’t

This things only 45 minutes and 5 songs, two of those being 15 minute guitar solos so there legit no room for error. I don’t usually like ridiculously long guitar solos but these ones are real emotional and the couple song they wedge between em are so solid so the structure of the album is the most standout thing but it’s really interesting and it works

It’s the 60s psych sound with no thrills

Good spacey 80s pop. Surprised this one has yet to make a grand reappearance to the masses

This is Jeff’s album and I feel like there’s a good amount where he really shines through but sometimes he kinda phones it in which he can’t really afford to because phoning it in is his bands job. Highs are high enough that imma call this one a really light three

This isn’t usually my type of stuff but I just got super relaxed when I was listening to this. All the features and different “country person” styles were cool to hear all in one project and it sway from a hootin hollerin good time to a rootin tootin good time with everything in between

This is a good smiths record

Who would’ve guessed that the band that made the hit song song 2 would make an album that sucks

Let me tell you I listened to the entirety of this 2 hour album man and guess what it’s a fuckin beat tape. I listened to the whole thing so I could say yes this is exactly what I expected it to be and nothing else

28 songs in 33 minutes this albums fucking crazy

They shoulda just gave me the album with the hits cause this one got none. It sounds like the band just learned how to create what can be legally classified as a song in the most bare bones way

Man I love this cover that sun guy just looks really friendly and really just draws you in like whatever is hiding behind this cover has to be seen just so you can enjoy such an amazing art piece

She got a nice voice and yea it some 80s pop which I feel like lately I’ve been writing off the whole genre nothing in it sunder crazy different so I’ll continue to listen and keep lookin for the stuff

Return of the guy who thought he was more popular than joe Rogan in the year of our lord 2022

The sound these guys have is so shitty and awful but in an intentional way that makes it fun to listen to. Just the kind of shitty that comes full circle into becoming good

This album is the definition of cool. Sounds like they were wearing sunglasses when they made it

They just wanted to slap another live album on the list so they reached into a bag blind and pulled this out

Neil young returns with another album that I can’t listen to cause it’s not on Spotify. Idk what he thought he was gonna achieve with removing his music but he’s making sure he’s not able to gain any new fans and at this point I don’t think he can put his music back without looking like a punk so he’s just thrown his career into a bottomless pit never to be seen in my eyes

Very much early 80s pop music. Like the soundtrack for a cheesy 80s movie which doesn’t seem to specific of a definition cause that could be any cheesy 80s pop but it’s just that you could swap it with any other and not notice

Good strong vibe, definitely a music soundtrack cause it’s mostly instrumentals. The vibe here is super funky

Good bob marley album

Falls in the category of Bowie albums I consider too experimental and I’m not gonna listen to it again. Many songs where it’s just instrumentals and I think he leaves himself off the album as much as he does on purpose but I’m not gonna fw it just cause it’s different

Almost nu metal at times but then you also got stuff like drive, and the guy who sings drive. I felt like the vocals really collided with some of the instrumentals on this if I had to use a metaphors it’s like casting Topher Grace to play Venom.

The goal of music is to evoke emotion, and the strongest emotion of them all… is fear. Scary sounding album and not one that I’d put on if I wanted to jam out to some good music but I’d put it on just cause I wanted to listen to it cause it has such a strong vibe, real weird and kinda scary but oozing with personality. My homie Roman’s kinda music

This albums dope, it has that balance I love of having a darker sound with serious themes but not letting itself be taken to seriously with some goofin around with goofy instrumentals or vocal inflections or bars. Even with these lighter moments it still lets the serious parts do their thing they don’t feel undercut. Such an honest and inspired record, awesome instrumentals especially those fucking killer drums. My favorite Bowie album. The best

Spanish

Feels like some old man stadium rock. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, no not at all, just not for me

It was interesting how every song was like a minute long but I feel like something like that works better with a band like cannibal corpse because that kind of heavy music doesn’t really need multiple transitions or layers. With songs like these that aren’t totally incomprehensible and fast paced in style it makes it seem like they had a bunch of good sounding ideas but no way to connect them, the genre collides with the style

This album is so trash, I broke a big fat streak of not reviewing anything just to say this album trash

He’s on some shit call him the fly. Sounds like a wu solo venture but man I wish rza would’ve learned how to play the instruments he got scattered all over this things some of the instrumentals sound like a kid made em, bowsers castle sounding beats

Corny

Adele’s voice is awesome, super pretty and very strong. The showcase of what she is capable of is the most impressive thing here, but she doesn’t do enough with it to keep it interesting. Her melodies aren’t super interesting and most of the album is sad melancholic piano with her going quiet then erupting into the highest high she can get. Her vocal ability is impressive and that doesn’t come as a surprise, but nothing on this album does

Vibrant collection of sounds. Each beat has so much character and layers on layers so that even the most laid back tracks have a million little things to catch hidden in the mix. The beats sound like they were thrifted how each fit is completely original. Choruses are so memorable and just like the beats, very versatile. Lots of sexy soul, lots of aggressive rap. All perfectly matched with the themes of the song. These guys have a knack for creating a concept for a song and sticking to it in every aspect. Insanely fun and full of character. This album is wild

This album fucking blowwwss unghh. It’s like a dollar tree version of the cure. Like a Midwest cover and you find in a busted ass bar that does the whole new wave style with a little twang, but is somehow styleless while also derivative of a far superior band. Holy fuuuuuuck

A good time if you just want to hang out and listen to some melodic soloing over some country/desert rock/white rabbit type beats

This girls a creep!! Creepy and weird. This one’s too abstract for me, it’s all too loose to the point like yes I’ll call it music cause that’s what it is and what it’s intended to be but I think a lot of people wouldn’t find this aligns with their definition(I’m making up the they). Feels like laying on your back in a quiet, spinning room with a wicked hangover.

An album that deserves all the dick riding. So grand and loud but also quiet and empty. Everything seems so intentional, even the tracks that are nothing but empty space find a way to belong. Fantastic, spacey, cavernous, psychedelic

My problem with this genre as a whole is that it can be so incredibly passive. At times it takes minor things like guitar solos and changes in the instrumental to get away from that half time beat/upstroke on the and but still relies on a catchy melody to make itself stand out(like with the rest of the genre.) It has its moments but not enough to separate itself from the collective of passive music

This was barely music i didn’t feel engaged. Felt like loading screen music but more chill than that. So incredibly soft

Mid 2000s dance music. This thing feels like it was made in someone’s bedroom, they had their electronic instrument and used every single sound available on the thing, but in a good fun way like on Bucky done gun the shitty horns sound like they belong on a flash game. Lots of good throwback sounds and it’s so absurd it would fit in with modern dance music. Not so hidden messages in the lyrics but since pulling apart lyrics isn’t my thing I’d say it’s just a really cool idea.