1001 Albums Summary

Good album if I was a teenage girl in the 60s this would've hit but as of now I'm not the biggest Beatles fan I like their music but it doesn't speak to me. And I Love Her sounds just like My Sweet Lord or whatever it is by George Harrison(?). It was interesting and I added most songs to my general playlist. Favourite: Any Time At All/Things We Said Today Least favourite: You Can't Do That

I really liked this one, I'm a big fan of 70s easy rock and this was a very good example of that, I'd never heard of Television before so this was a good introduction. All the songs made it onto my general playlist and old rock playlist. Some of the songs were a bit long but I'm sure if they came up in my playlist I'd enjoy it. This would be a good studying album. Favourite: Friction Least favourite: Torn Curtain

He's really just hooting and hollering huh. I feel like he's just having fun with his later albums. Some of these songs feel like Bowie's taking me on a journey and some of them feel like he's soundtracking a Scooby Doo villain in a low budget movie I love it. I'm confused and intrigued. He has a song genuinely called I'd Rather Be High. I don't even think it's about weed but rather the industrial military complex. I'm actually starting to think this entire album might be about the war in the Middle East. This is about something for real I just have no idea what I'm into it. I love Bowie but I'm kinda a fake fan I just listen to his older more popular stuff but I'm into this. Favourite: The Stars (Are Out Tonight)/Boss of Me Least favourite: If You Can See Me

The feels very chill and enjoyable so far. I'd play this on an indie road trip tbh. Very fall hanging out the window vibes. Even the ones I don't like the vibes are still very good. I love 70s rock I'm glad this has so much. Favourite: My My, Hey Hey (Out Of The Blue) Least favourite: Sedan Delivery

I'm not going to add any of these to my playlists but I am really enjoying it. Good Christmas pull. Favourite: Frosty the Snowman Least favourite: None it's Christmas!

I have no idea what genre this is but I'm a fan. This is the typa thing you'd play while dancing in the kitchen in an apron with the love of your life. Typa music you wanna get up and jive to. Would play in the background of that one scene in DPS. Six songs are unavailable on Spotify so this is an incomplete rating but I'm really liking it. The piano and sax in the back are really rocking. Whoever's on the piano is really going crazy. Favourite: Honey Chile Least favourite: La La

I enjoyed this album, I really like the way it sounds, it's not something I would usually listen to but I like how it's so movie. I would walk through a park thinking about the one that got away to this album. I didn't give this as much attention as I should've but it's very ballad-y and I'm just not into that at the moment. Wait it's only four songs?? Interesting. I like this. Favourite: One Woman Least favourite: By The Time I Get To Phoenix

Holy fuck three hours?? Ella Fitzgerald what do we have in store here?? I like this, it's very dancing in the kitchen vibes, a lot of these albums for. Her voice is stunning. I want to close my eyes and sway to this. Listen idk who George and Ira are but they cooked. Holy shit that took so long but it was very good. Favourite: But Not For Me Least favourite: Clap Yo' Hands

Funky ahh beat I'm liking this it's very jivy. We re getting some instrumental tracks?? This is nice. I'm really grooving with this. Is it really an old rock album if there isn't a song about being in love with an underage girl? Sometimes you just gotta roll with it. Funky ass harmonica work. I liked this one it just didn't really speak to me. Favourite: Key to Love Least favourite: Little Girl

It has that classic 70s rockish vibe. The harmonica and the way the guitar sounds. Very similar to the last album. I like it, it's groovy. I really like the vibe but I don't have much else to say about it it's just a chill album. Favourite: Waiting for the Sun Least favourite: You Make Me Real

Oh this is funky! I like this break from all the old rock. It starts to just kinda sound the same after a while. I've never heard of this band or anything before and this sound is so alien vibes. Are there any lyrics? I'm getting scared bro this music feels like someone standing behind you. What are we doing here oh my god. What the fuck. I understand it now. This is deep. This is out of this world. Only Scottish people could make this. And they're advocating against censorship?? I'm into this. Favourite: Rue The Whirl/Pete Standing Alone/Open The Light Least favourite: Telephasic Workshop

I like the cover this Frampton fellow looks very cunt, did everyone have perms back then or was every rockstars hair curly. Classic 70s sound but a little more buzzy kind've beachy really. I like it. I feel like more 70s rock albums are very similar, it was a very homogenous genre back in the day. Or at least innovation in the genre was just kicking off. Lowkey this is just a basic album I'm not getting anything special, I enjoy it but it's very similar to the 9 other rock albums I've gotten so far. Maybe there's some meaning behind the title and a story I don't know, there probably is but I'm not picking up what he's putting down unfortunately. Favourite: Show Me The Way Least favourite: Wind Of Change

I like the vibes it's chill and kinda waiting room. There are a lot of vocalists on the first song are all of them like this? Stevie Wonder is a guy not a band right? I like that this is a side to 70s music I haven't really encountered this is so funky. Woah this is groovy I'm really rocking with this. His vocals are pure class. Some tracks are quite out there which I believe is a very interesting to hear and I'm sure they were quite trailblazing for their time but they're not hitting for me. This is just really enjoyable to listen to, like the lyrics vocals production it's all music to my ears (lol) but no it's actually just very pleasant but still interesting like I don't know what's happening but I'm still picking up what he's putting down. The way his vocals match up with the instruments is so interesting I'm really enjoying this. I can see why Superstition is so famous. Stick it to the man Stevie Wonder. I really liked this album. Favourite: Maybe Your Baby Least favourite: You And I

I do believe that George Harrison may be my favourite Beatle idk. I don't really know anything about the other ones but still. I like this vibe it's very groovy I can see how he's kinda the hippie one. Is he? I don't know anything about the Beatles. But this is a vibe. Inspired by my people as well. Over 2 hours is crazy though. This guitar work is devious. Why are they all so long how much does this guy have to say. Now I'm sure they're very interesting but I just don't care enough to listen to the alternate versions of the same songs. Super long albums like this tend to drag on a little imo. I feel like there are a lot of British references I'm not picking up on here tbh. I'm happy I'm not though fuck the Brits. Favourite: Behind That Locked Door Least favourite: It's Johnny's Birthday

This is so loser core I love it. Typa thing a lesbian in a 2000s movie would have a poster of on her wall. Really enjoying the vibe. It's very me I am the lesbian loser in question. Typa thing I would listen to while getting ready for a night out yk? Like alone in my room smearing black eyeshadow and lacing some docs or something trust the vision. Favourite: Dog New Tricks Least favourite: I genuinely enjoyed all of them

Woah okay. I was definitely not expecting this sound from the cover and title. This is so vibey. I wanna listen to this while staring at the ceiling at 4 am. This is so deep. I'm swaying. That was so good I actually wanna play that around people so they're embarrassed their music taste isn't as good as mine. Favourite: Blue Lines/Be Thankful For What You've Got Least favourite: Unfinished Symphony

This is very grandpa music to be honest. I like it but it's the type of thing I would imagine an irishman skipping down a cobblestone road to. Even that's not the right vibe but it's just not really my cup of tea. I like it but I'm probably not going to add many songs to my playlist. I am still enjoying it though. There's honestly not much music that I won't enjoy when I'm in the mood for it and open to listening to anything. Wait what?? Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes hello?? I'm really rocking with this! Paul Simon I was unfamiliar with your game!! This is Simon from Simon & Garfunkel?? What?? Okay never mind maybe I will really like this. Wait I know You Can Call Me Al it was a TikTok song this is cute. Simon I will never speak ill of your name again. This is so good. Homeless?? This is sooo good. Actually I'm a big fan of whatever this guys got going on. I actually really enjoyed that. Favourite: Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes Least favourite: That Was Your Mother

What could the lore behind this album possibly be. What is going on. I'm confused and intrigued. I'm really into whatever's going on. I would not have guessed this is from the 2000s. It feels like an artist of old making ballads with fade outs and everything. But it also feels like someone is trying to get that sound and kind've missing the mark a little. It feels theatrical. I would've guessed a theatre kid made this, not a German. But I'm enjoying it, don't get me wrong, I just don't know in what context I would listen to this casually. I perhaps don't believe I am the target audience for this, but I can appreciate it all the same. I will not be listening to these songs on the regular. Do these songs have a narrative? Like is the album a story? Because if so this is going waaaay over my head. It's just so dramatic. Like this should be a jukebox musical or something I wanna see a visual representation of this. Why are we screaming holy moly. What are we talking about right now dog. I'm very confused. None of these songs ended up making it onto my playlists. Also, the last song did not end on a high note unfortunately. Favourite: The Case Continues Least favourite: Die Dreigroschenoper

Oh yeahhhhhh. Just what I needed after Ute. This guy is on some funky rhythms. Really into this. Wanna do my hair with some gel and a comb in a funky montage wearing wired headphones to this you feel me? Rock your body baby. Why are most of the songs unavailable on Spotify?? That's sad, but this is something. Literally elio-ing on my couch to this fuck yeah. God this is so 2000s baddie. Wait has Music Make You Lose Control been sampled or is it a sample? Ok it's a sample but it's also been sampled in other songs interesting. Who is this Hot Streak? Idk but I'm a big fan of how LRD used their song. Oh to be alive back then I bet the clubs were bumping. Oh French man don't hurt em!! I can't believe so many songs aren't available that's so sad. Why am I hearing Japanese. Why is it the same thing repeated. Edm hoes will sample anything bruh not even shoppers are safe. Wait is this deep? Oh fuck yeah. I would've been INSUFFERABLE if I was a funky white boy listening to ts back in the day. God knew I'd be insufferable and nerfed my ass. Great album. Favourite: Dreamin'/Damaged People Least favourite: Sometimes

This feels like I'm gonna whistle and a bunch of guys with their hair slicked back are gonna come snapping behind me yk? I like it it's swaggy devious rock. It's cunt it's driving though the south with your windows down and some hay in your mouth. I'm hearing words right now that I've never heard before. I like it but it doesn't particularly stand out to me. Favourite: Good Golly Miss Molly Least favourite: Keep On Chooglin'

Wait that's crazy I've already heard a song on this one. Soft Shock is good. I'm gonna like this one it has good vibes. I like the production and the voice. Heads Will Roll is their original song?? That's crazy. I'm really enjoying this album. I like this sound it's millennial but in a good way. Really enjoyed this one. Favourite: Skeletons Least favourite: Runaway

This is very Canadian. I don't know how to explain it but it's just very Canada in its vibes and sound and content. Of course there's a franglish song. It's interesting I like it but it's also just meh. I'm only halfway through however. Yeah I like it but it's kinda unremarkable. Also they're using American spelling which is crazy. Favourite: Haiti Least favourite: Neighborhood #4

This is so 2000s losercore I can't believe it's 80s. I can see some emo with a striped layered shirt jamming tf out to this. I'm liking it too. I love making observations like that because it shows me how little I actually know about music it's funny. This could be so quintessentially 80s and I would never know lol. I'm liking it though. Yeah I don't know what to say about this one not a lot of variety across the album but it's pretty short so that makes sense, it's just emo rock and I like it. Yeah no particular strong feelings about this one. Favourite: No Bones Least favourite: Let It Ride

What is going on here why am I getting scanned by lasers hello? This is so 80s this is like a caricature of the 80s lmao. I thought this was gonna be another boring rock album not something interesting. Where have I heard Jump before?? This is like the 80s song. It sounds the like soundtrack of every 80s movie ever. Do you know what I mean? The synth or whatever in the background is so sitcom. Big fan of whatever tf is going on actually. Maybe from Ready Player One. Definitely from Ready Player One. I really like the guitar it's so cunt. The way it sounds fried (distorted? Idk the right term) is so delicious with the drums and everything. This is soooooo cunt, big fan of this actually. Is it really an oldies classic if you don't have a problematic age gap song? It's a vibe nevertheless. You've gotta appeal to the teenage masses somehow I suppose. You're so right Van Halen, I am a girl gone bad. Speak on it. Favourite: Girl Gone Bad Least favourite: Hot For Teacher

Now what tf kinda bullshit is this. Oh never mind this is nice. I do like this album the music if very chill and vibey but is honestly not worth 2 hours. It's a very uniform sound and I'm just kinda blending all the songs together in my head. It's interesting but not interesting enough I fear. Oh thank god the second disc is just extra editions I would not survive another hour of this. Not a lot of comments it's just a chill guy. Is that a fuckung digeridoo track. What. Favourite: Revolution 1993 Least favourite: Didgin' Out

Ooh this might actually be interesting and different. Hmm. What is this lad on about. Just yapping all over the place really. I like this but it's also so white guy music what are we doing. Yeah same thing with this one it's just kind've nothingburger. Like I have no feelings either way. I like it but if I never hear it again I'm not missing out. What are there so many instrumentals bro no one wants to hear your funky beats. Mid as hell if I'm being honest. Favourite: 5th Season Least favourite: Wild Wood

Oh joy another white guys transformative rock album. What could he possibly do that's so groundbreaking. I do like this it's just not that different from every other 70s rock album on this list. I'm just being a hater. He really is just hootin and hollerin all over the place huh. Just screaming into that microphone. Wait why is this kinda cute it's not just rock. Favourite: Only A Hobo Least favourite: I liked them all there was no standout bad track

Wow 70s rock how groundbreaking. I mean it's good but also it's like every other 70s rock album they're all apparently groundbreaking. Like yeah it's good. It's fun it's interesting it's nice. What are they saying. Why is there an instrumental banjo song. Lotta whys with these albums. It was probably the cocaine speaking to them, fair enough. I like this actually, it is funky. Lots of summer mentions in this one. Ok so I'm actually really enjoying this one it's funky fresh af. Favourite: Yours Is No Disgrace Least favourite: Your Move

Oh boy. I don't know if I've ever listened to a Kanye album. I don't know how to feel about this. I mean he's obviously an incredibly talented artist but the nazi shit is something else. This is truly an amazing album however. I've heard snippets here and there but the sounds and songs are so cohesive yet varied it's very good. Fuck why'd he have to be a nazi man. It's crazy how interwoven Black liberation is to all his music and how he constantly references oppression under white people then turned around and started doing the same thing. I can't presume to know what actually happened there but he needed some actual support with his mental health bruh. Like the strings he's putting in some the track? This actually was groundbreaking. I cant believe he was such a dickhead. The things he's doing in this album for it to go so mainstream is kinda crazy. I can't say I'm too knowledgeable about the rap scene of the 2000s or of ever but this feels very modern in the 2020s so it must've been trailblazing back then. I mean fuck Nicki too, and Jay-Z, I don't know anything about Rick Ross but she's a Trumpie and he cheated on Beyoncé. Whole album full of cunts. It sucks they're so talented. Bon Iver is on this album?? He's actually everywhere. What is this guy up to bruh. This is a spectacular album unfortunately. Favourite: Lost In The World Least favourite: So Appalled

Now what do we have her. We are minors 💯. This is interesting. Alternative country huh? Lotta Canadians in this life represent. This is sad wait. Does it pick up I don't wanna be morose at the Oilers game. This doesn't really give me very country vibes but I guess I'm used to more pop country than anything. I like this. Typa thing playing from the jukebox as I'm drowning my sorrows in a run down country bar. What happened to these guys holy moly. Nothing to smile about in my life. This reminds me a little of Mitski actually. I really like the strings. I'm a sucker for strings on an album tbh. This is haunting I really like it. This is more folk than country to me tbh. I really like it. I love her crooning. Favourite: To Love Is To Bury Least favourite: Mining For Gold

NOOOO all my notes deleted bruh what da hell. Well I've basically just been glazing this album it's very interesting and the composition is unlike anything I've heard. It has a lot of depth and is quite enjoyable and provoking. Big fan. Favourite: These Walls/King Kunta Least favourite: Hood Politics

Oh I love Tainted Love. I know this is about to be so cunt. Gay 80s is the definition of cunttttt. This is so fun and camp there are so many noises bro the vocals haven't heard a key in their lives I love it why are there moans in the background. This is so whipping my hair around in a club montage. Is it really a queer 80s album if there isn't a really weird sex song. I don't think so. This is a good album to listen to at a hockey game. I really like this guys voice he has a really interesting cadence. Very similar bases to some of the songs methinks. There are some standouts but a lot of them follow the same formula. With these kinda songs I can't really listen to the lyrics I just lockout and enjoy the vibe. I really like the vibe of this little twink in the video with the song. These songs were meant for vinyls I really believe it. Like even the ambiance created by have a record player crank these tunes would make all these 70s and 80s tracks way better tbh. Wait some of these are actually sweet that's cute. I kinda feel bad about it but for these kinda albums I only listen to half of the song then skip to the next lowkey there's not a lot happening. This is their debut that's crazy!! Tainted Love is a cover?? I know if I was a teenage girl in the 80s this would've gone platinum in my house bruh. And of course there's the instrumental. Favourite: Seedy Films Least favourite: Youth/What

This is interesting. I like this. Ok what actually. It's just a guy talking. It's interesting I suppose. Yeah okay I'm into this. It's something. I can't say I've ever heard something like this actually. This is actually very interesting. It has a weirdness that I kinda expect from the 80s but it's also kinda sitcomesque idk it's weird. Wait I'm actually really into this one it took me a second but this is really bopping. I would def jam out to this bad boy on a Walkman. I like that it's sweet and short we don't need 2 hour albums we need quality albums this is really good. Yeah really into this. It reminds me of a little of Blue Oyster Cult actually. Favourite: Age Of Deception Least favourite: Twilight Of A Champion

I don't think this is really my vibe but it sounds pretty good. I can definitely appreciate the message and the composition but musically it's not my thing. It's a funky beat I can appreciate this. Wait I'm actually getting into this. This is very goated actually. Speak on it. It's both interesting and sad to listen to an album from 30 years ago and still hear the same struggles going on right now. Holy shit this is deep. Favourite: Famous And Dandy Least favourite: none

Now what in the mickey mouse clubhouse is this. I don't know if I've ever listened to ska before. This is an interesting introduction. I mean it's not bad I'm just not that into it. It's very British. And their voices are oddly quiet. I mean it's nice just not my particular cup of tea. It's quite beachy to be honest. I can definitely hear the Jamaican influence. Yes not for me unfortunately but kudos to those who enjoy this I hope this album was good for you Favourite: Least favourite: Too Hot

Now what in the world do we have going on here. I don't think this is my usual taste but let's see what's going on. Intro is curious. Oh hold on let's get into this bad boy. Oh okay. Don't hurt em ghostface killah. Okay yeah I'm rocking with this. I really like the music, lyrics and cadence are good as well but the trumpets or whatever are really working for me. I really like the background vocals as well. This is cunt. I see your game Mr. Killah. Album so good I wanna try coke now. Lol. This is nastyyyyyy. I really like the production on this holy. The skits are so interesting I love how creative this is. It's so 2000s. I always thought the Wu-Tang Clan was Asian. Or white koreaboos. This is an interesting development. I don't think I know a single Wu-Tang Clan song tbh. I really like the transitions between songs as well. I'm actually a really big fan of that 2000s rap/r&b sound. Yes I really like this sound. I'm a convert. Is that Bob Dylan in the background?? What is gracing my ears. Just random shit going in the back and I'm eating it up. Favourite: Kilo/Back Like That Least favourite: 9 Milli Bros/Clipse of Doom

Another visionary experimental 70s rock. I wonder what this will sound like. I'm sure like nothing I've ever heard before. I'm hating for nothing I know I'll like it but why oh why are there so many white 70s rock albums on this godforsaken list they can't all be groundbreaking they sound the same. Christ alive. Ok rant over I like this is chill and groovy. A little beachy, especially with the layered guitars. Fun. Ambivalence. Right luh calm racist song very white 70s rock then. Well now I can't really enjoy this. It's good just so nothingburger. Like yeah I guess. I can hear the rumoured influence on Bowie but still like it's not breaking any ceilings, at least for me. Some of these are actually just not that good as well to be honest. Ok I'm not finishing this I'm sorry it's not for me. Favourite: Baby's On Fire Least favourite: you know which one

The girl from Ipanema has an album?? And it's good?? What language is this Portuguese?? I'm really rocking with this. It's so chill. Very nice. Low lit bar in a beautiful dress kinda vibe. Really enjoying this. Bro this is so chill. I think I like the Portuguese better than the English songs. Favourite: Para Machuchar Meu Coracao Least favourite: Corcovado

I own a pair of Bob Marley weed pants but I've both never worn them and never listened to Bob Marley so let's see how this goes. Yeah I can get down to this. Tis the vibe methinks. Very vibey very carefree I suppose this is the first reggae record I've ever heard as well. I think I'm more of the reggae variety than the ska type. Or maybe it was just white boy ska that got me. Who knows. The lyrics on Spotify do not match what he's saying it's kinda funny. Preach Bob women should never cry. Speak on it Mr. Marley. I don't think I have the vocabulary to really understand this tbh. But I can definitely enjoy it. So harmonica work okay. I really like this it's very chill on the surface but the lyrics are actually goated to be honest. Favourite: Lively Up Yourself Least favourite: I liked em all

This is so goated I literally love Bruce Springsteen I've been meaning to listen to this full album. I watched the movie a few months back with Jeremy Allen White it was so good. It's so short yippee!! I love a good short album. It's a rare occasion that I wish an album's longer than it is. The way some people are about hating long chapters and wishing there were more short chapters I am about albums. Over an hour is pushing it two hours is just obscene. His voice is so unique it sounds kinda painful when he sings I love it. It gives it so much emotion. And the way he enunciates then mumbles makes them sound so interesting. This is not just boring 70s rock he's actually doing something. This is such summer convertible music. Bruce Springsteen feels like he was a teenage girl in another life tbh like I'm On Fire and Born to Run are emotions best felt during a teenage crisis. Once went on an hour long drive just listening to I'm On Fire on repeat I could've crashed the car. He's kinda getting jiggy with it. This doesn't feel like rock it's so 70s sitcom lowkey I like it. I feel like Springsteen is one of those rare cases where his most popular songs are his best. Or at least from the songs I've heard I appreciate his hits the most. I may just be woefully uneducated in the ways of Bruce. I didn't know he was kinda... when he was younger. Scream Bruce Springsteen scream. Backstreets is so good I am hiding speak on it. And Born to Run I mean it's a classic for a reason of course. This town is ripping the bones from my back, it is a death trap, is is a suicide rap, I do need to get out while I'm still young, I am a tramp, and I am born to run. See it's sooooo teenage girl trust. Who is Wendy?? Ohhhh Peter Pan??? This is so deep what it's about refusing to grow up?? Hmmm I have unlocked something in this song... Backstreets is homo?? Oh Bruce you're cooking. Favourite: yk it's Born to Run/actually Backstreets is kinda really good Least favourite:

Now what is going on here. Violins ok not what I was expecting tbh. What genre is this?? That is a badly drawn boy. This is beautiful. I really like the music. Ok it's picking up. Yeah okay sing it white boy. Aw man over an hour. Ok. That's chill. What is this guy on about. Some very long instrumentals. I like it but is it necessary. Hmmmm who knows. I'm just tired bruh. This is cool I'm just in a hater mode. Wow instrumental track groundbreaking. Fuck you badly drawn boy. I just honestly don't think you have that much to say. I can't make it through the entirety of each song it's just an emotional indie white boy I can't. Why tf is the song not starting till more that halfway. Who tf has time for ts. I do not. I'll give you another chance Mr. Boy. Mid as hell if I'm being honest. I honestly do not care where you're pissing. IDCCCCC Favourite: Cause a Rockslide Least favourite: Bewilder

And fuck me. Now we are graced with yet another groundbreaking trailblazing 70s rock album with a homophobic/sexual on the cover. Whoop dee do. Yeah ok I do like this especially compared to the last one but I'm good to be honest. Only 30 minutes thank the good lord. There may not be a song about a teenager in this one yippee! Tom Petty I apologize I was unfamiliar with your game I'm really rocking with this. Idk what you did but you did it. It still feels modern yet classic. This is cunt as fuck Mr. Petty. You have cooked my g. Favourite: Fooled Again (I Don't Like It) Least favourite: The Wild One, Forever

ABBA subverts expectations by not only being the pedophile but also the victim. Good job ABBA. Fuckin swingers. The most popular song is definitely the best. I love ABBA. Who doesn't. They're goated. Mamma Mia. Money, Money, Money is of course a close second but I like the musical version better. This is kind've menacing to be honest. ABBA instrumental track?? Yeah ABBA happy Hawaii. Favourite: obviously Dancing Queen wait maybe Fernando Least favourite: When I Kissed The Teacher

Oh David Bowie my love. Changes is and will always be that girl. Take me back to 2020. This one's for you Sophie. Bowie I miss you every day. This is deep. Life On Mars? I was unfamiliar with your game hello?? This is insane. What is gracing my ears right now. Oh David you're a genius. Holy shit. He's so funny and whimsical. Lowkey just hootin and hollerin I'm a big fan. Cunt a gem pure class. Not my favourite from him but still so good. Favourite: Life On Mars? Least favourite: Andy Warhol

Cue the 70s rock speech. Ok but this is interesting. I actually am liking this one. Ok hello! I think I'm picking up what you're putting down. Yeah girl I do love you like dr strange. Ok yeahhh. Yes I could be convinced to like this. Me if I was dancing when I was 12. Big dancers over here. This is quite Bowie. Very glam rock beginnings. Are they British? They sing like they're phonetically British. It's not bad per se. At least not on these guys. These are just love songs I like it. Oh don't hurt em now. Ok vocals. This is jiving, I need a perm, halter, and some bell bottoms stat. Why are we taking someone's daughter leave her alone. Sometimes you're visually fine but mentally dyin it happens. Really liked this one definitely a gem. They really didn't think too hard about the lyrics huh. Favourite: Mambo Sun Least favourite: Rip Off

What the hell is this. American purgatory sounds like this. I don't think I like this. It's not making it to the playlist unfortunately. I mean it's fine just kinda southern elevator music. Nothing too interesting. Like it's just there to be honest. Typa songs an indie Netflix show would play. Oh well some of this is nice. Ok perhaps I was a little harsh on you. He's redeemed himself with the second half methinks. Quebec mention. Never mind I like the middle not the other parts. Favourite: I Can't Dance Least favourite: Return of the Grievous Angel

Okay this is interesting. She's whispering in my ear. This feels evil. I feel like I'm being seduced to the dark side. I don't really know what to do with this. Lotta noises going on. I really just don't know how to react. I don't know if I like this. I feel threatened. This is cool. No I'm definitely into whatever this is tbh. Favourite: Hell Is Round The Corner Least favourite: Ponderosa

Might've heard a tune or two from this album already. Just here or there. Very British sounding. Enjoyable, nothing too special. Wonderwall lowkey mid as fuck but still fun. Wait lotsa hits from here. Damn. This is fun. Yeah good but kinda unremarkable outside of the hits. Me when I cast no shadow. Favourite: Champagne Supernova Least favourite: Swamp Songs

What is this evil music. Why has all the music been devious as fuck recently. Ok Jethro get into it I guess. Like I mean okay but what. Sure why not but also just why. O have just not had much to say about these recent ones like am I hearing a fuckin recorder what are we doing. Sure am get medieval with it why not. Be my guest dog. Like what are we doing. I'm just so confused. And intrigued but mostly just confused. Like that one gif of Jonah Hill. And the other gif of Jonah Hill. Like I just don't really care about this music. Like he's jamming out some of the time other times he's cooking up some straight bullshit. Why is he crying in the town square. I just don't know man. He's just playing around it's fun I suppose. Favourite: Up to Me Least favourite: My God

And now yippee 70s rock!!! Yes!!! Just what I wanted!!! 70s fuckin rock yes! I've never heard anything like this before!! I need to hear this before I fuckin die. If this fuckass album doesn't fuckin do me in. Horrific line up recently. Like genuinely. There's nothing special about the way this sounds. It's just an album. What are we doing here?? I'm going home. It's fun it's rock it's 70s it's nothingburger. What tf is going on in this album. Mid Favourite: Witchy Woman Least favourite: Earlybird

These are the seven nation army guys?? Ok let's hear it emo rock. This is good. Like yeah. Emo rock. Pretty classic. Not much else to say. Why are we suddenly doing a nursery rhyme. Ok what is this lowkey. What are we doing. Why are we thinking about your doorbell. I don't give a fuck. This is not for me why are we making lullabies. I do not like this. Favourite: Blue Orchid Least favourite: The Nurse

Yeah of course I like this it's soul rock this is so good. Oh yeah this is so good. This is definitely it. Really rocking with this. His voice is so good.its very dynamic, I'm really enjoying this. And it's short thank god. I love good short albums. Favourite: Cry to Me Least favourite: Won't You Give Him (One More Chance)

Ok grungy emo vibes. Nice. That's cunt okkkk. Yeah this is good I like the vibes songs are unique but very classic emo. Ok there's a woman yelling I like this. You tell em. Fuck yeah. Yeah fuck that guy. Raging in my ear in the Simon's change room rn that's what this was meant for fs. You tell em. I really like this. Def a precursor to 2000s emo I can hear the screaming. I really like the way it's switching between the girls voice and the guys they're both cunt af. They're just yapping all over ngl. This youth is against fascism speak on it. Favourite: Wish Fulfillment Least favourite: Nic Fit

I've been meaning to give Johnny Cash a few listens I wanna get more into old country. He's a pretty iconic place to start I think. His vibe is impeccable I think. You tell em Cash. Maybe I will see that wanted man. You never know. I'll lyk if he's in Australia. Oh fuck yeah it's only 30 minutes I'm a big fan Mr. Cash. But also if this is a concert why are you playing for 30 minutes. But this was also the 60s so the tickets probably cost a dime. Fuck old people. I like how they're all telling stories it's a treat to listen to. Good speeding song ngl. The rover would love this. I like that it's live he has an amazing stage presence from what I can hear but I also don't gaf what he's yapping about on stage unfortunately. Me when I walk the line. I really like the way you can hear the audience. Big fan of what's going on. Oh I'm not the biggest fan of June Carter's voice. Bro has mad beef with this place. Justice for Sue lowkey. I know Folsom Prison Blues of course. Favourite: Wanted Man Least favourite: Darlin' Companion.

Carpenters?? Like Sabrina?? Or Jesus... who knows. Ok this is pretty chill. Oh hello vocals. We have only just begun speak on it. Oh this is so nice. It's giving Disney it's giving princess it's giving beautiful castle. I really like what's going on. Oh this is so cute. Aw man couldn't we stay. This is so romantic. The carpenters are in love. Big fan of this. Oh this is the poster song for romance. Very cute. I really like this album. Oh baby it's you. This is soooooo. Oh hello Crescent Noon?? I was not familiar with your game Ms. Carpenter. This is kinda goated. What is the story behind Mr. Gurder. Who is this. Oh wow hello Mr. Carpenter. What did u do to warrant this. Dickhead stop hurting her hello?? There's things u had to do?? Kys. She wouldn't fucking cry if u were better. That is another song you're right. Favourite: Maybe It's You/Crescent Noon Least favourite: I'll Never Fall In Love Again

A two song album?? A two song 38 minute album?? What in the world is going on here. Ok yeah I like this it's shaking it's grooving let's get moving. Are there lyrics?? Is this all instrumental?? Reminds me of that old kids cartoon future show meet the jets?? Is that what it's called?? With the Susie the robot?? Okay play it I guess but what are we doing. This is a very interesting way to do anything. I think this may be all instrumental. I mean ok. Oh well it is called in a silent way. The way is just silent I suppose. Favourite: Shh / Peaceful Least favourite: In a Silent Way

Ok this feels Canadian. It's giving nickelback. I think they're American but this is overwhelmingly Canadian rock. Also very divorced dad. I'm not quite the right demographic but I'll let it slide. Definition of divorced dad rock. Is this anticapitalist dad rock ok I'm hearing you... I know it's the end of the world. Speak on it lowkey it is the end of the world as we know it. I don't know if I feel fine about it lowkey. This is not for me but I like it. Not a fan of this it's way too doom for me. Favourite: Finest Worksong Least favourite: Strange

What is going on. Ok it's two white bald guys let's see what's cooking. I think time becomes a loop. Is there gonna be music orrrr. Is Orbital 1 also on this list? I feel like I should've been given that one first. Whatever though. So when's the music gonna start playing lowkey. This is interesting but not for me. I liked Darkdancer and Music Has The Right To Children better in this kinda genre. This is not checking my boxes unfortunately. Why is it so long. Ok the more you get into it the more it's a vibe but still what are we doing. This was probably never been done before in the 90s but every other song sounds like this now. This couldn't possibly be worth over an hour. It is a bunch of funky beats I'll give them that. Favourite: Lush 3.1 Least favourite: Time Becomes/Input Out

Why would there be a Brit. Why would a Brit be there?? Let's see what's cooking. Seems interesting. Funky start. Sirens. Is this a live album?? Starting off with a little skit ok fair nuff. What do we have going on here. There are a lot of these political rap albums. I wonder if there's something to be said in the way that a lot of the rap and hip hop is political or pushing a message whereas the other genres don't really have to have that kind've agenda and are chosen on merit alone. Who knows I'm only 5% through I'm probably just spitballing. You tell em lowkey they're speaking on it. I do like this but I don't like the little skits with the crowd I'm not a fan of skits in general usually I understand they serve a certain artistic purpose but I don't enjoy them. Oh man I was on fuckin shuffle that's why it sounded weird. Why does Spotify put albums on shuffle bruh Adele didn't die for this. There are a lot of Black American 80s references in here as well that are going way over my head so I just don't think I'm the target audience of this. Some very interesting choices in some of these tracks. Picture me giving a damn indeed. Instrumental track okay. I would really give this a 2.5 Favourite: Prophets of Rage Least favourite: Countdown To Armageddon

This is exactly what I would expect from a band named the Byrds big fan of this. They are notorious. Just noises man. Fuck yeah. Very early folk indie vibes very S&G I'm into this. Giving me very Hobbit vibes. Not a lot of variety in sound however. B ut it's gets a pass bc I like it. Yeah not much to say very enjoyable not very memorable or varied but great listen and definitely in my playlists. Favourite: Tribal Gathering Least favourite: Dolphin's Smile

Is it really Pink Floyd if it isn't a little menacing?? This one's for Sal. Goat. It's always "the pipers at the gates of dawn" and "is there anybody out there" and never "why tf is the piper at the gates of dawn" or "what tf are the gates of dawn." He is really is piping that shit tho. What is this lad on about. They're really just playing whatever what is going on here team. What are you talking about. What is this. What are we doing. Where are the other 23 chapters. Favourite: Astronomy Domine Least favourite: Take Up Thy Stethoscope And Walk

Nice but nothing to write home about. Not wanting to add any songs to playlist. Story of guitarist is very interesting. I hope he's out there somewhere living a good life. This is very white noise to me. Something about these types of albums just play in the background to me I don't really hear them. It's just there. Nothingburger. They're just yelling. I honestly don't gaf. Favourite: idk Least favourite: idk

Listen this is good. I haven't even heard it but it's private dancer by Tina mf Turner like come on. It's good. Like this IS the 80s. I didn't even have to be there I can experience them through this album. What has love got to do with it huh? Second fucking hand emotion. Who does need a heart. Ms. Turner you tell em. Nothing. That's what loves got to do with it. Like this was the moment this is the moment it will continue to be the moment. Loving this but why is it still going. Ms. Turner I do get the idea. It's enough. I'm good. Favourite: What's Love Got To Do With It Least favourite: Steel Claw

Hells Bells indeed. Those are bells. Their satanic nature however I cannot speak to. Who knows. Nearly every song in this has done crazy numbers. Like it's one of the albums. I would be quite hard pressed to find someone who's not heard one. Shoot to thrill indeed. They're just saying words but it's so cunt. The songs should not be this long. Favourite: Back In Black Least favourite: You Shook Me All Night Long

What am I listening to. I mean yeah I guess. Okay. Like whatever. I've never been a fan of concept albums. Even the pioneering ones I suppose. Does the music stay ironic or do they try to make it good sometime. Like I honestly just don't wanna listen to this. So I'm not going to. Not for me sorry. Favourite: Least favourite:

Oh yeah. This is something. She's hitting that. I don't know that I've ever heard Nina Simone but I've definitely heard of her and she's definitely goated. Hello Aunt Sarah?? What are we doing?? Hmm I see this is a portrait of four women. I see. Oh Nina Simone. Nina cried power. Oh man. What more can you say. Not much evidently. She's lowk doing whatever but in an actual good way big fan. Fuck man that wind is wild. Hold shit. That wind is fucking insane. You think you're done the album and then here comes the scary beat bruh. No notes goated Favourite: Wild Is The Wind Least favourite: Break Down And Let It All Out

I mean sure. I like the Pet Shop Boys. They're interesting they're weird they're cool they're gay. I like it. What have I done to deserve this? Shopping? At the pet shop perhaps, boys? Lol Nevermind. This is good. It's very 80s alt kinda. I don't really know I'm just saying anything. Oh funky beat. I like this. One could say it's a hit, musically speaking. God I'm hilarious. What if I don't wanna dance forever. Did you even think of that lead pet shop boy. This is album 67 for me. That's beautiful. Sometimes it can't happen. Especially not here. That's just life baby. Whattaya gonna do. Me this morning fr. I can definitely see the electronic and dance genre being very influenced by these guys. Favourite: It Couldn't Happen Here Least favourite: Rent

I didn't know Neil Young was Canadian. Cool. I feel like I've heard of him before in some context but I can't remember what. Whatever. I like this it's fun. It's something definitely yeah it's a good vibe a little more Canada than Australia but whatever I'm still enjoying. His voice is quite whiny though. Im back. Took a little break. And how I have a new Neil Young to listen to. I like it he's just so whiny tbh. Holy shit he's annoying. I honestly don't care. Favourite: Southern Man Least favourite: After The Gold Rush

Outkast like these guys. I would like to come. Why is someone moaning though. Ig that is pretty funky. I like this I was just in a bad mood earlier. This is aura. It's very cool. I would play this to impress a girl. Oh this Ms. Jackson is weird. There are a lot of interludes which are not my favourite but it's chill. Meet me at the spaghetti junction bruh. Oh you don't have to call it's ok. I really liked this it's very vibey. Favourite: So Fresh, So Clean Least favourite: Snappin' & Trappin'

Ok. Rick. Big. Out there. Soundtracky. Interesting. Oh man. His voice is annoying. An hour of this?? Really?? Like yeah. Ok. Sure. Epic reminds me of Rock Me Amadeus. Good song. Get more German pilled immediately. Me when I want it all but I can't have it. What is it man. Just kinda unremarkable and similar sounding tbh. Nothing special. Oooh my god I don't gaf. I'm sure there's a guy with a fedora out there who doesn't play about ts. Favourite: From Out Of Nowhere Least favourite: Surprise! You're Dead!/Zombie Eaters

I think a good rule of thumb on this list is if the artist isn't white it's usually gonna be a banger, and that still stands. I feel like the standards on this list for white artists were much lower than for artists of colour. Tell me why every coked up 70s rock album ever is on this list. Big fan of the instrumentals and the vibes. Fuh yeah. Save me afrobeats save me 🙏🙏 I am wondering bruh. Speak on it. Makes you wonder. Bruh will Africa ever unite?? A girl can only dream. Wait that's crazy I have Fela Kuti in like two albums. Father and son duo goes crazy. Inshallah we will survive. Is this an instrumental track?? See this is a good instrumental track I don't want 8 minutes of your dick stroking an electric guitar the same way every other white rockers did. This is interesting dynamic fun different new I would listen to this on repeat. I would not skip it at the least. I don't think this is instrumental actually but his voice blends really well with the instruments. I do have a tendency of liking the beginning songs of an album better, especially ones with longer songs like this one. Favourite: Wonder Wonder Least favourite: Nawa - Intro

Idk man neil young is just annoying. I really don't like his voice. It's not even crooning it's just grating tbh. Like shut up. I don't wanna hear you. Like I really do not gaf. This is not for me. Why does he say his vowels like that. It's annoying af. I don't like this. Why does this sound so evil. Disney villain sounding ahh. I like Alabama you can't really hear his voice. Favourite: Alabama Least favourite: There's a World

Oh live is live who would've thought tbh. I heard Fema Kuti's album and this is his dad and holy shit aura must be genetic because I'm loving this holy moly. Fuck man sing it. This is electric bruh. So many artists record live albums and can't get the same energy or a better energy than their studio recordings but this is just something else oh my god he's so dynamic. Favourite: Egbe Mi O Least favourite: Ye Ye De Smell

Ok white boy do your thing. Oh you have an emo voice. Oh man. Things were going so well. Oh did Don't Hurt Yourself with Beyoncé. Ok I recognize your game Mr. White. Yeah it's just some emo rock. I like it. Groovy I suppose. Oh he's part of the white stripes isn't he. Oh man I really did not like that album. He's bette solo. But also not my favourite. I like the guitar. The songs are all interesting, at least, I'll give him that. He's very dynamic. It's different. Very 2012 but at the same time very unique. Most songs will not make it to the playlists but I will enjoy them while I hear them. Emo accent strikes again. Wait no pretty lady come back I liked your voice. Hippopotamus. Dooont gaf. I guess I should go to fucking sleep. Please don't go on and on and on. You can leave me here and go I don't mind. Favourite: Freedom At 21/Take Me With You When You Go Least favourite: Love Interruption

Reminiscent of that one Mario princess who's the mayor of that city. Typa shit she would sing while walking down the streets. I like it. It's quite vibey. It feels very modern retro to be honest. I really like it. Very Mario-esque. She's really doing whatever with her voice tbh. Just hooting and hollerin. Typa shit I'd listen to while strolling down a New York avenue with a neck of pearls and a sexy guy with oddly blue eyes in a sharp suit on my arm. DPS radio dancing gif. Very homogenous sound throughout. Would you love to love me? I'd love to love you. Favourite: Emmie Least favourite: Lonely Woman

First meat loaf album who cheered. Ok devious piano. Is meat loaf a guy or a band. Is this like a tame impala situation. Interesting. Holy shit I don't gaf. Like I genuinely don't care. What the fuck is this. What are we doing. I actually don't like any of these. Mr. Loaf I'm not a fan. Somehow this is not what I thought Meat Loaf would sound like. Favourite: You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth Least favourite: You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth

She is so unusual speak on it. Monday does change everything. Girls do just wanna have fun. When you WERE mine. And it's time after time. She do bop. All through the night she do bop. They all witnessed it. Kiss me if I'm wrong. That's so unusual. Yeah, yeah ig. Favourite: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Least favourite: He's So Unusual

Not at all what I was expecting but I also don't know what I was expecting. It's interesting. It's lively. It's enjoyable. I just don't have a playlist to put it in really. I like the guitar. Oh that's that one tiktok sound. Interesting. I do really like this I'm gonna save the album for when I just want some noise. Wait yeah I really like this. Yeah big fan very dynamic very interesting very vibey. Favourite: No Good (Start The Dance) Least favourite: Intro

Wow. A white 70s rock album. Ground fucking breaking. Why. Why god. Why me. Why oh why. I love 70s rock I really do I swear I look like I like 70s fucking rock but I don't like the 20th album that supposedly I need to listen to before I die that sounds exactly like the last fucking 19. I could've called it at the first there's nothing new. It sounds fucking good I fucking like it it's fucking groovy but why is it on this fucking list oh my god. I feel a little passionately about it this. Fuck. I don't even know what to say to this. Like yeah I guess. Favourite: Smoke On The Water Least favourite: When A Blind Man Cries

Why is every song unavailable bro. Oh wait what is gracing my ears?? What is this melody?? Gives me downtown vibes. Yeah bang speak on it. Ooh what is this beat. Yeah ok. Get funky. What the fuck. I honestly don't know how to feel about this actually. Favourite: Scorpio Least favourite: Message II (Survival)

I like guns n roses. Sucks about the allegations though. I think famous people back then were allergic to being good people. Great music though. Always classics. Just hootin and hollerin. Welcome to the jungle indeed. Why is he whimpering. I honestly don't think he's actually in the jungle. Yeah I mean it's nice it's a good rock album pretty classic. Favourite: Sweet Child O' Mine Least favourite: My Michelle

Flashbacks to Grade 9. This is actually scary. The flashbacks are insane. Bad time of my life to be honest. Great album though. Truly like nothing else I've heard. It's so interesting and dynamic. Great addition. I can't believe it came out so recently. Her lyrics and storytelling is so vivid I love it. Every song means so much it's a pleasure to listen to. Fiona Apple as a person is so interesting to me I feel like she belongs in the 90s. I have no idea how old she is or anything about her she's soooo enigmatic. This is the kindve music I listened to when I was younger to seem pretentious but didn't actually like, and now it's flipped Fiona Apples too tiktokified to be cool now but I think I finally understand a lot of it. Fiona Apple said she hates men so now I hate men. Favourite: For Her Least favourite: Newspaper

I definitely really like Stevie wonder but his albums are all very homogenous and it just blends together after a while. 2 hours is just entirely too long I must say it. It's just so long and loud like chill out a little man. Did he cover gangsters paradise. What. Just don't gaf tbh. Favourite: Isn't She Lovely Least favourite: Village Ghetto Land

Interesting. What's going on. Bruce Lee?? Cowboys?? Wait this is so ahead of its time. It feels contemporary. This is so good I love Lauryn hill. Defecating on your mic. The samples used are beautiful the samples taken from this are artful loving this. And it's so dynamic the sound isn't just homogenous big fan of what's going on. This is just so interesting like it's a joy to listen to. Favourite: Fu-Gee-La Least Favourite: No Woman No Cry

What the hell am I listening to right now. What. Where. Why. When. Love love love the album cover though. Do you know the way?? It's interesting I just don't really know what to make of it to be honest. I don't think I like it but it's interesting. Reminds me of the talking heads. PK vibes. Like I kinda don't gaf. Very very 80s. Yeah I don't like it. Favourite: Decades Least favourite: Passover

I mean it's the Beatles. Of course it's good of course I like it but I just don't gaf. I gaf very little I'm finding out. I did not know the Beatles had all this in them. Sing it white boy sing it. Big fan of this. Some funky guitar work. Yeah man sometimes I'd like to be under the sea as well. It's definitely dynamic and interesting. The really we're just doing whatever. What the hell the sing song?? The goat did it better. Bigger fan of this than I thought actually. Favourite: Oh! Darling Least favourite: Maxwell's Silver Hammer

Woah ok. Kinda Beatles sounding actually. I have no idea what words are being said right now. Like yeah man what are we talking about. Krautrock. Interesting. The Germans are always up to some bullshit tbh. I really don't know how to feel about this. It's something. I don't know what but something. Are they singing backwards?? I don't like this. And of fucking course it's white 70s rock. Of course. And I've finally found one that's doing something different and it's somehow worse. Holy fuck. Just take some more acid and call yo uber big dog what are we doing. Hey so that's actually not a song it's just noises. This is definitely so hype for a certain demographic that I unfortunately do not contain within myself. Favourite: Bring Me Coffee or Tea Least favourite: Aumgn

Listen I like the Bob Dylan songs what tf does he know about Willy wonka?? I love Bob Dylan's songs I hate his voice. He should've been a songwriter a girl could've dreamt. He sounds like the child of a rat and a cricket that smoked a pack a day since birth. It's so interesting but in a bad way. Joan Baez save me Joan Baez. It definitely ain't him babe. Sounds like the goat from hoodwinked. I really wanna like this I just can't unfortunately. His lyrics are really simple in a really raw way. If only he could sing 💔 Why is every song two hours long. How much could Bob Dylan possible have to say. Adele ate him tf up holy shit. He sounds like someone doing drunk karaoke of Bob Dylan. Yeah not good. Favourite: Standing in the Doorway Least favourite: Cold Irons Bound

Ooh man this is something. This is somethinggggg. Fuck yeah. Wait this is goated I like a good catchy beat. I like it when my music is a little weird. Me when I gotta catch a flight tonight. Normally I would dislike the homogeneity of the sound but combined with the transitions I feel like its made like that to feel like one song running the course of the album, not individuals. I like the effect. It's still dynamic and interesting to listen to, especially as a study playlist since it's so repetitive. It switches the vibe up very well. I really like the titles of the songs as well. I'm really liking the latter half of the album especially. Wow I feel like I really am on Pablo's cruise. This boy needs therapy bro. Where have I heard these audio clips before? French jumpscare. I want go to dominoes. Yeah first half 4 starts second half 5. Favourite: Electricity Least favourite: Close To You

I love a good jazz moment. Does this have lyrics? I hope so. No I do believe this may just be instrumentals. Interesting. Really like this jazz though. Not much to say it's just good jazz. Favourite: Blue Rondo à la Turk Least favourite: I like em all

Idk what to say about this one it's very 2010s tbh I like it but also am cringing a little. I could've guessed it's millennial british indie pop. Like it's not bad definitely. I probably wouldn't play it around other people though. I wonder why I have to listen to it before I die. Its only 39 minutes though praise be. I think there'll be some gems. Bring back the girl I don't like the guys voice. Yeah I honestly just don't think this is all that groundbreaking. Pretty mid if I'm being honest. Yeah I'm just not that into this. It sounds like they would perform this in a seedy club while they speak into a mic too close together and the audience is vaguely uncomfortable. Ykwim. Oh I'm not hungry. Like this is kindve just annoying me at this point. Ok wait on hold is actually pretty good. I like this vibe. Ok now I like the guy better than the girl. Favourite: Say Something Loving/On Hold Least favourite: Performance

I didn't like my first public enemy album so let's see how I feel about this. Yeah I don't think this is my cup of tea but I can appreciate this. I enjoy it it's just not something I would add to my playlists at the moment. Who knows how my music tastes will develop. I'm rocking with this. Me when I shut em down. Favourite: Rebirth Least favourite: dunno

Meh. Notes deleted dont care about this album enough to type more. Favourite: Everybody Hurts Least favourite: Ignoreland

Love this album. Love this guy. Kick, Push was goated af I'm excited to hear the rest of this. I love his storytelling style it's so engaging. I can see why he was hailed as the saviour of hiphop. The production is stunning it truly changes the entire vibe. The lyrics and narratives are stunning as well but the production takes it from good to amazing whoever produced this actually has a golden ear this is so good. It’s kind’ve Kanye-esque in the way it’s very grand like the backing track is so intricate. The use of strings reminds me of MBDTF. I’m pretty sure he had a hand in this so it makes sense. Wow 2006. Before I was born. The things he’s rapping about are handled with so much grace as well. Mr. Fiasco I was familiar with your game but this had blown me out of the water. Ohh a woman and a beautiful sounding guy as well oh my god this is gracing my ears. Fuck the axial skeleton bro. Fuck glycolysis I have Lupe Fiasco’s Food & Liquor. When talking about this album would you say Lupe Fiasco’s Lupe Fiasco’s Food & Liquor or just Lupe Fiasco’s Food & Liquor. Questions questions. Damn you’re my sunshine moonlight and stars?? Babyirl. Fuck yeah we daydreamin. You won’t break my soul. You won’t break my soul. You won’t break my soul. And Jay-Z is even on this that’s crazy. Beyonce you haunt the narrative. Yeah man fuck America. Fuck yeah. Lupe Fiasco you are out of this world. This emperor is crazy. Amazing. Stunning. No notes. Favourite: Just Might be OK Least favourite: The Cool

Sidney Crosby save me Sidney Crosby. Mother. Yeah ok this is good. Def gonna enjoy this bu also forget about it very soon. Yeah it’s cute and nice. Would listen to this by a lake in a hammock with some golden sun streaming with Tali. Mmm I can feel the late summer air and sun now. I wanna go to Marrakesh. Looking at the world through sunsets in your eyes is insane. This is lowkey the typa music I would expect Sidney Crosby to make. Yeah I mean just kinda boring Favourite: Marrakesh Express Least favourite: Wooden Ships

Crazy flute work. I like this. It's that early 2000s rap and r&b sound that I really like. It's just vibes. I really do like that flute. I wish I had found this in India it would've been so good. The tracks go by very quickly. I like the spoken word vibe. The tracks transition very seamlessly. I’m ngl I have no idea what they’re saying or talking about. Just some bullshit ngl. Interesting ig. Nelly Furtado? Canada reference. Some of these are kind’ve just forgettable. They transition very well but because of that they blend together somewhat and become homogenous. Holy shit they’re really coming for this guy. I am somebody that’s so true. Favourite: Sum Of Us Least favourite: Break

Oh I'm really enjoying this I can't lie. This is very interesting. What the hell is going on here. Yeah idk I'm really rocking with this. I don't know what it reminds me of but I really Like it. Actually it is kind've giving me Wolfmother vibes. That sort or squeaky rock. Big fan of it. Definitely going in my playlists. They're from fucking Canada really. Rahhh. Fuckin Toronto bruh. Mandatory rock instrumental track of course. Just a solid rock album. And it's Canadian which makes it better rahhhh. Lowkey just making noises. Interesting. Favourite: Witch Hunt Least favourite: The Camera Eye

Thought this came out in 2017 for a sec. Ok so this is not at all what I expected. It's something. Very interesting. Very trippy. I don't know what's happening but I'd like to find out. What the fuck. I actually really like this to be honest. It's very interesting. I actually do really like this it's quite dynamic. Big fan of this. Favourite: Melt Least favourite: Release the Pressure

Wow four of my favourite things. Pretty hype. Big fan of this tbh. Fuck yeah equality baby. Reminds me kindve of life is a highway. Funky ahh guitar. I like it. It’s very divorced dad core. I don’t think it’s really my niche but I can definitely appreciate it. Solid rock. Very 90s. The worst person you know would listen to this. Funky monks baby. I like music with a little bit of swagger to it. If I was a guy in the 90s I’d skateboard down the street to this while disappointing my parent for sure. Why is it so long though. I don’t think they should have that much to say tbh. Most motherfuckers dont give a damn. So true. My face will never show what isn’t real. The lyrics are actually quite deep when you listen to them. This is slinky. Give it away bro. How long is this fucking album holy shit. They for sure are red hot. It’s getting to a point where this is just noise. If the album was shorter it would’ve honestly been miles better. It just blends together after too long. Fuck man shut upppp. No one gaf about your sandcastles. Favourite: Funky Monks Least favourite: Apache Rose Peacock

Yk what man modern life is fucking rubbish. Holy shit I have to listen to a bunch of brits croon for 2 FUCKING HOURS?? HOLY SHIT WHAT COULD AN ENLGISHMAN POSSIBLE HAVE TO SING ABOUT FOR THAT LONG?? THE MONARCHY?? RAIN?? FISH AND FUCKING CHIPS?? Literally what the fuck. God just kill me now. I don't think this is necessary. This makes modern life rubbish. What a banger for an 100th album milestone. Fuck. Nearly 10% through and this is what I fucking get for it?? God 33 fucking songs?? What could this possibly be about. Why do I need to her this before I die. Before the cows fucking come home?? Is this a kids cartoon?? I hate the brits. Why tf are they like this. Oh god. This is genuinely making me mad. Fuck at least give me Oasis again not the shittier shitty britpop band. Fuck. I am passionate in my dislike for shitty 90s white rock. Was the 70s/80s/90s genuinely just a cesspool of shitty white rock hailed as groundbreaking and pioneering. I guess some of it's interesting but not enough to sit through two fucking hours holy shit. God this is insufferable. I say all that like music isn't still a shitty white cesspool. This is just Sombr for old people I guess. Fml. I honestly, genuinely, sincerely don't careeeee. Like this is just plainly not that interesting. Fuck me mate. And naturally it was on fucking shuffle. Fuck off. Advert?? Do I look like I wanna hear a song about fucking ads? What tf did fat people ever do to these guys holy shit. Fuck man. Just hootin and hollerin in a really fuckin bad way actually. Holy shit I'm not even finished the first fucking disk. I would not pay 5 fucking dollars for this flaming bullshit. It's listenable. That's the most I can fucking give it. I can't give it one star because the other one stars genuinely make my ears bleed and this ones not quite that bad, but actually no fuck that I am going to give it one star because I fucking hate it. I would probably give it 2 if I was in a better mood but I'm fucking not because of this fucking album so. We'll see. Why do they genuinely sound like they're trying to be the british wiggles. Fuck you the wiggles could make better music than this, they probably do. They have me writing fucking essays as a testament to their incompetence. Oh my days. Fuck off. Did they even try to make it good? It feels like they just did some absolute fucking bullshit in the studio and had nothing fucking else to put on the album so they just slapped some shit from a butt on top and sent it off. Fuck OFF. It's even worse somehow that every individual component is somewhat fine, like nothing is special but everything is just meh, the way they've put it all together is just so fucking repulsive. Jai fucking hind cunts. Did they get the fucking tabla for this shit. I wrote jai hind before they even brought out the fucking tablas. THEYRE ALL STILL ALIVE?? Fuck those cunts. Holy shit. Fuck all the way off. Favourite: Oily Water Least favourite: Hard to choose from so many fucking options

It literally doesn't matter what this is as long as it's different from the last fucking album. What is this lad on about. Holy shit two hours with 7 songs?? Ok. Interesting. It's instrumental it's a little devious it's study music. Not much else to say unfortunately. He's doing some really interesting stuff but I am not the right person to appreciate it unfortunately. So this does sorta just feel like noise. Idk. I've always loved Spain. Wait John don't hurt em now. Miles I'm ready. It is kinda sanctuary. Fee fi fo fum baby. Favourite: Spanish Key Least favourite: Bitches Brew

Now why TF (capital THE FUCK) is Coldplay on this list. Like ok. You're really gonna make me listen to a Coldplay album in full?? Really??? I had a personal thing going to never listen to a Coldplay album yet here I fucking am I guess. They're good, I like them I like this, just it's fucking Coldplay. Like. Can we not. It's ok though. We can. I'm not panicking don't worry. It is a pretty beautiful world. Fuck you Ms. Russel. Sparks live is kinda peak. Yeah ok this is actually really good. Oh it's so british though. I'm getting blur flashbacks someone save me please. They're literally all spies bro. I hate Yellow. It's just too TikTok. Idk I can't do it. Reminds me of covid. I'll always look out for you 💔 That's deep. Idk I can definitely get behind sparks. Bro I literally never meant to cause you trouble. Bro. Bro please. Bro I mean it. Bro. I'm literally just in my little bubble bro. Bro please. Why are we always in a bubble. That's my question here. This is not bad. I don't know I think we change. I think the people that say we don't just don't wanna acknowledge that sometimes change is unrecognizable. We're always changing, but we never notice since we're always just ourselves. Hopefully. Lowkey we're done now like wrap it up. I'd give it a 3.5. Favourite: Sparks Least favourite: Yellow

Oh FUCK yeah. Yes please. Oh god is good. I needed this. Praise be. This is a palate cleanser after all the slop I've been gargling through this website. Lemme put a pin in this magic rq and start anew. Ok I'm ready for this experience. I love folk oh my god. This is so good so far. And only 40 minutes praise be. And his voice is good. Oh god. This was chemically engineered for me exactly right now. What will happen Drake. I literally could've been a clock bro. Like you don't even get it. Oh boy. I could've been your fucking pillar. I could've been your door. I really really like this. It's refreshing. It's a watery bright spring morning that's still a little nippy and dewdropped but the birds are back and chirping and the flowers are blooming. This is kinda making me emotional after hearing his story I wish he knew how appreciated his music is now. Wow. Big fan Mr. Drake. Favourite: One Of These Things First Least favourite: Fly

I said I love the smiths!! Sophie come back to me. Talia id run in front of a bus with you any day. Fuck you Morrisey. Good old smiths. Great album though. Just fuckin yodelling for no reason. Crazy guy. Always the homos. Is he gay? The Queen Is Dead is my favourite but this is also good. Sometimes I wish I could jump from the top of the parachutes. Fml. Are the smiths ok bro?? What are these lyrics. I'm scared for morrisey of all people bro. That's crazy. Big fan of this. This is actually the worst possible thing I could be listening to right now fuck off. Favourite: Rusholme Ruffians Least favourite: Meat Is Murder

Why were we out of the saddle?? This is what I needed after the smiths tbh. Morrisey has a singular ability make you feel worthless and lonely snd chungis. Ok man you can stop screaming I get it. I understand. Ur good man I get it. This is kinda annoying. Just making noise. Not much to say it's a good classic rock album. Aerosmith is really good they're here for a reason. Is there a difference to me from every other 70s white guy rock album?? No absolutely not they're genuinely interchangeable. But it's chill. I can still enjoy it. It's probably somebody's fault. Like. Realistically. Get the lead out of what. Favourite: Home Tonight Least favourite: Combination

I will be listening to the deluxe thank you very much. Baby I know dada. Like that's my brother. I fuckin know evermore. God this album is so fucking good. Taylor what happened. Just talk to me. Where did this go. God bring back folklore/evermore Taylor. It's so good. My god. Willow I love you. Like that's my man. You don't get it. The guitar. The production. The lyrics. The vocals to an extent. Oh god. Like I just don't even know what to say here it's a product of its time. You can't really help but appreciate it. I can't even appreciate it fully because I've listened to all these songs too much. God Taylor please come back from the dark side. Oh man I don't know if I have the mental fortitude to handle this right now. I remember what it was like to be 13 and listening to this. Similar to how it feels to be 17 and listening to this, I would imagine. God I wish it was a rainy Canadian fall. What must it be like to grow up that beautiful?? Not tis the damn season. Fuck. Taylor I don't think I can handle this right now actually. Fuck I don't think it's even. You can't be my babe for the weekend. Fuck man. This is my teenage angst distilled into an album. Oh kate. It's not even. Fuck offf why is this actually the tracklist from hell. You're really gonna look me in the eyes and make me tolerate it?? Hydrogen bomb album vs coughing baby track lowkey. I mean not a bad song but just completely out of place with the rest of the album. Like no one gaf. Go back to making me crash out. A skip if I'm honest. Happiness you deserve more. Past the blood and bruise. Haunted by the look in my eyes?? Would've loved you for a lifetime??? Fuck right off. You haven't met the new me yet. I feel like people always discount these albums because of all of her other ones but these are truly outliers like these are that girl trust me. Cute song but lacklustre compared to the others. You'll always know me. Oh Coney Island. I've never been but I'd like to think I have my own. Oh no not ivy. Sophie no. Dancing is a dangerous game. This is gonna be one of those things. Eyes full of stars. Closure you're something else. This is insane. And now of course Bon Iver is here fuck I'm not ready for this. This is such a weird album to listen to in a rainforest. Great album. Favourite: 'tis the damn season. Least favourite: no body, no crime

Oh god. Don't talk to me about Mott the fucking Hoople. God. Listen it was a product of its time. All the young fucking dudes. God. I like this it's in the same venn diagram of Bowie and nerds that I used to call home. Great music. Classic sound. Sophie I miss you. Hymn for the dudes?? The young dudes, perhaps?? All of them? Just tell me a secret man. I wish I was my mother too. Favourite: Ballad of Mott The Hoople Least favourite: Honaloochie Boogie

Universal?? Oh no?? Indiana Jones?? What?? Wait what?? I feel like I'm in Its A Small World. What are we talking about. Hello? Yeah man. I'm confused and intrigued. They're just hooting and hollering. That one meme of Meg from family guy in the contraption. This is what she was cooking up. Like I don't know what this is. I'm a little scared. Cocomelon?? I appreciate the creative risks but I unfortunately just don't like it. Wait I like the French one. Well hello Mr. Gengis. Interesting. Favourite: Le Premiere Bonheur Du Jour Least favourite: Adeus Maria Fulô

5 songs 40 minutes?? Really? Can we not. It's ok. Yeah I mean great music it's pink Floyd. This is quality shit. Sal was right. It's captivating instrumentals with dreamy vocals. Big fan. If you can hear this you're dying. Why are we in the washing machine. Oh welcome to the microwave I guess. Ok this is actually great. Why am I kinda getting lorde. Could I tell heaven from hell?? Probably not. The real question is heaven or las vegas. Who really knows. Why are there multiple parts to a song. Mr. Pink what are doing. Favourite: Have A Cigar Least favourite: Welcome To The Machine

Oh okay don't hurt em. Yeah man. I'm a shining star. I believe it. No notes this is so cunt. Really enjoying this. I wanna strut down a popular avenue in the sun to this. And it's short. This is so cruising with some cunty shades in a convertible with a little ascot. Fuck yeah. It's just so easy to listen to and enjoy. Music to my ears even. This is actually amazing I love this. Like a better americano or what?? I want this to be the way of my world baby. Wonderful instrumental. I see the light. Favourite: Reasons Least favourite: All About Love

I already know a song from this one?? That's crazy. Wait this is kinda good. It's cute. It feels like a precursor to 2000/2010s indie rock. I can def feel the influence. I like it. Yeah good vibes all around. No complaints. It's just kinda there tbh. Favourite: I Wanna Be Adored Least favorite: (Song For My) Sugar Spun Sister

Okay Alanis don't hurt em. This is kinda crazy. This is so 2000s grungy. Definitely a predecessor. Is she perverted like me? That's the question. I like when women are a little evil. Wait this is actually so TikTok. I'm smart but I'm stupid, I'm gay but I'm straight, I shoplift in whole foods babyyy. Me when I see right through you. Yeah I really like this it's still so unique. A little dated but I've not heard much that sounds like this. RAHHHH Canada. This is just kinda tiring like I don't really care. Girl wrap it up. I get it by now. Just sooooo 2000s. Favourite: Forgiven Least favourite: Right Through You

The Netherlands?? Verstappen mention?? Ok yeah I really like this actually. This guy is very chiller. Just a super solid folk album. It's quite nostalgic almost, I really like the vibe. Big fan of this. Favourite: Tears Of Rage Least favourite: White Light

Oh I KNOW dada. That's my brotherrrrr. Like actually. Love Ms. Lauryn Hill, love her miseducation. Love everything about this. It's just so artful and still so contemporary. Her sound and vocals as well as her content and messages are so well paired and amazingly done. Big big fan. You just lost one cunt. It is a crying shame this is her only album. She has a masterful command of rhythm and emotion bro. Like the music genuinely invokes such feeling. Not only the lyrics but the way it all flows together is so auraful. #1 Ms. Lauryn Hill glazer right here. Love love love. Scarlett I thank you every day for putting me onto this, Solsberg I thank you every day for making me actually wanna listen. It's a rare case of music where the most popular songs are among the best. Doo Wop??? Insane. Ex-Factor?? Don't even get me started. I could wax poetic about her for hours. God. Why won't you live for me??? Worth every minute. I'm not even mad it's over an hour. It actually transports you. Where tf were you?? Oh Zion. The joy. Of my world. Fuck off. Santana. Goat recognizes goat. No you're not listening, She Chose To Use Her Heart. Do you even understand what that means bro?? Zion is literally the joy of her world. Oh my god. I love the classroom snippets towards the end. They add so much to the songs and the motif oh my god. Doo Wop is so good. Like insanely. Like on another level. This makes me wanna drive in the sun. Fuckk. Windows down sunnies on. C'mon now baby. Light my fire. Oh God. I love this one. Ms. Lauryn Hill you are a superstar. Who u gonna call?? Not those ghostcunts you're gonna call Ms. Lauryn Hill. This music inspires me. Everything you drop is soooo fuckin tired. Your whole crew is microscopic. Holy shit. I would never recover. She's so insane I don't even care how christian pilled this whole album is. Free yourself from religion. But when I hear this I don't want to. Referencing Israel and Palestine she's ahead of her time. Nothing could hurt so bad when I'm listening to you Ms. Lauryn Hill. Mein Gott. Vocals hello. I'll always love you Ms. Lauryn Hill no used to. But I'm glad you gave up on that bum. And Mary J. Blige?? Oh god the gift that keeps on giving. I'll forgive you anything. I can definitely hear the Marley influence. I'll listen to you anywhere Ms. Lauryn Hill. Her tribute to D'Angelo at the Grammys was amazing I loved every second. Made all the shitty choices better. Everything. Is literally. Everything. After winter. Must. Come spring. Bitch. I did struggle in my youth. Titular track thesis of the album loving it loving her loving life. Frankie Valli you know I love you but Ms. Lauryn Hill just has the sauce. I gotta tell you Ms. Lauryn Hill that this is jaw dropping. Favourite: Superstar Least favourite: adored them all