1001 Albums Summary

Good album if I was a teenage girl in the 60s this would've hit but as of now I'm not the biggest Beatles fan I like their music but it doesn't speak to me. And I Love Her sounds just like My Sweet Lord or whatever it is by George Harrison(?). It was interesting and I added most songs to my general playlist. Favourite: Any Time At All/Things We Said Today Least favourite: You Can't Do That

I really liked this one, I'm a big fan of 70s easy rock and this was a very good example of that, I'd never heard of Television before so this was a good introduction. All the songs made it onto my general playlist and old rock playlist. Some of the songs were a bit long but I'm sure if they came up in my playlist I'd enjoy it. This would be a good studying album. Favourite: Friction Least favourite: Torn Curtain

He's really just hooting and hollering huh. I feel like he's just having fun with his later albums. Some of these songs feel like Bowie's taking me on a journey and some of them feel like he's soundtracking a Scooby Doo villain in a low budget movie I love it. I'm confused and intrigued. He has a song genuinely called I'd Rather Be High. I don't even think it's about weed but rather the industrial military complex. I'm actually starting to think this entire album might be about the war in the Middle East. This is about something for real I just have no idea what I'm into it. I love Bowie but I'm kinda a fake fan I just listen to his older more popular stuff but I'm into this. Favourite: The Stars (Are Out Tonight)/Boss of Me Least favourite: If You Can See Me

The feels very chill and enjoyable so far. I'd play this on an indie road trip tbh. Very fall hanging out the window vibes. Even the ones I don't like the vibes are still very good. I love 70s rock I'm glad this has so much. Favourite: My My, Hey Hey (Out Of The Blue) Least favourite: Sedan Delivery

I'm not going to add any of these to my playlists but I am really enjoying it. Good Christmas pull. Favourite: Frosty the Snowman Least favourite: None it's Christmas!

I have no idea what genre this is but I'm a fan. This is the typa thing you'd play while dancing in the kitchen in an apron with the love of your life. Typa music you wanna get up and jive to. Would play in the background of that one scene in DPS. Six songs are unavailable on Spotify so this is an incomplete rating but I'm really liking it. The piano and sax in the back are really rocking. Whoever's on the piano is really going crazy. Favourite: Honey Chile Least favourite: La La

I enjoyed this album, I really like the way it sounds, it's not something I would usually listen to but I like how it's so movie. I would walk through a park thinking about the one that got away to this album. I didn't give this as much attention as I should've but it's very ballad-y and I'm just not into that at the moment. Wait it's only four songs?? Interesting. I like this. Favourite: One Woman Least favourite: By The Time I Get To Phoenix

Holy fuck three hours?? Ella Fitzgerald what do we have in store here?? I like this, it's very dancing in the kitchen vibes, a lot of these albums for. Her voice is stunning. I want to close my eyes and sway to this. Listen idk who George and Ira are but they cooked. Holy shit that took so long but it was very good. Favourite: But Not For Me Least favourite: Clap Yo' Hands

Funky ahh beat I'm liking this it's very jivy. We re getting some instrumental tracks?? This is nice. I'm really grooving with this. Is it really an old rock album if there isn't a song about being in love with an underage girl? Sometimes you just gotta roll with it. Funky ass harmonica work. I liked this one it just didn't really speak to me. Favourite: Key to Love Least favourite: Little Girl

It has that classic 70s rockish vibe. The harmonica and the way the guitar sounds. Very similar to the last album. I like it, it's groovy. I really like the vibe but I don't have much else to say about it it's just a chill album. Favourite: Waiting for the Sun Least favourite: You Make Me Real

Oh this is funky! I like this break from all the old rock. It starts to just kinda sound the same after a while. I've never heard of this band or anything before and this sound is so alien vibes. Are there any lyrics? I'm getting scared bro this music feels like someone standing behind you. What are we doing here oh my god. What the fuck. I understand it now. This is deep. This is out of this world. Only Scottish people could make this. And they're advocating against censorship?? I'm into this. Favourite: Rue The Whirl/Pete Standing Alone/Open The Light Least favourite: Telephasic Workshop

I like the cover this Frampton fellow looks very cunt, did everyone have perms back then or was every rockstars hair curly. Classic 70s sound but a little more buzzy kind've beachy really. I like it. I feel like more 70s rock albums are very similar, it was a very homogenous genre back in the day. Or at least innovation in the genre was just kicking off. Lowkey this is just a basic album I'm not getting anything special, I enjoy it but it's very similar to the 9 other rock albums I've gotten so far. Maybe there's some meaning behind the title and a story I don't know, there probably is but I'm not picking up what he's putting down unfortunately. Favourite: Show Me The Way Least favourite: Wind Of Change

I like the vibes it's chill and kinda waiting room. There are a lot of vocalists on the first song are all of them like this? Stevie Wonder is a guy not a band right? I like that this is a side to 70s music I haven't really encountered this is so funky. Woah this is groovy I'm really rocking with this. His vocals are pure class. Some tracks are quite out there which I believe is a very interesting to hear and I'm sure they were quite trailblazing for their time but they're not hitting for me. This is just really enjoyable to listen to, like the lyrics vocals production it's all music to my ears (lol) but no it's actually just very pleasant but still interesting like I don't know what's happening but I'm still picking up what he's putting down. The way his vocals match up with the instruments is so interesting I'm really enjoying this. I can see why Superstition is so famous. Stick it to the man Stevie Wonder. I really liked this album. Favourite: Maybe Your Baby Least favourite: You And I

I do believe that George Harrison may be my favourite Beatle idk. I don't really know anything about the other ones but still. I like this vibe it's very groovy I can see how he's kinda the hippie one. Is he? I don't know anything about the Beatles. But this is a vibe. Inspired by my people as well. Over 2 hours is crazy though. This guitar work is devious. Why are they all so long how much does this guy have to say. Now I'm sure they're very interesting but I just don't care enough to listen to the alternate versions of the same songs. Super long albums like this tend to drag on a little imo. I feel like there are a lot of British references I'm not picking up on here tbh. I'm happy I'm not though fuck the Brits. Favourite: Behind That Locked Door Least favourite: It's Johnny's Birthday

This is so loser core I love it. Typa thing a lesbian in a 2000s movie would have a poster of on her wall. Really enjoying the vibe. It's very me I am the lesbian loser in question. Typa thing I would listen to while getting ready for a night out yk? Like alone in my room smearing black eyeshadow and lacing some docs or something trust the vision. Favourite: Dog New Tricks Least favourite: I genuinely enjoyed all of them

Woah okay. I was definitely not expecting this sound from the cover and title. This is so vibey. I wanna listen to this while staring at the ceiling at 4 am. This is so deep. I'm swaying. That was so good I actually wanna play that around people so they're embarrassed their music taste isn't as good as mine. Favourite: Blue Lines/Be Thankful For What You've Got Least favourite: Unfinished Symphony

This is very grandpa music to be honest. I like it but it's the type of thing I would imagine an irishman skipping down a cobblestone road to. Even that's not the right vibe but it's just not really my cup of tea. I like it but I'm probably not going to add many songs to my playlist. I am still enjoying it though. There's honestly not much music that I won't enjoy when I'm in the mood for it and open to listening to anything. Wait what?? Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes hello?? I'm really rocking with this! Paul Simon I was unfamiliar with your game!! This is Simon from Simon & Garfunkel?? What?? Okay never mind maybe I will really like this. Wait I know You Can Call Me Al it was a TikTok song this is cute. Simon I will never speak ill of your name again. This is so good. Homeless?? This is sooo good. Actually I'm a big fan of whatever this guys got going on. I actually really enjoyed that. Favourite: Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes Least favourite: That Was Your Mother

What could the lore behind this album possibly be. What is going on. I'm confused and intrigued. I'm really into whatever's going on. I would not have guessed this is from the 2000s. It feels like an artist of old making ballads with fade outs and everything. But it also feels like someone is trying to get that sound and kind've missing the mark a little. It feels theatrical. I would've guessed a theatre kid made this, not a German. But I'm enjoying it, don't get me wrong, I just don't know in what context I would listen to this casually. I perhaps don't believe I am the target audience for this, but I can appreciate it all the same. I will not be listening to these songs on the regular. Do these songs have a narrative? Like is the album a story? Because if so this is going waaaay over my head. It's just so dramatic. Like this should be a jukebox musical or something I wanna see a visual representation of this. Why are we screaming holy moly. What are we talking about right now dog. I'm very confused. None of these songs ended up making it onto my playlists. Also, the last song did not end on a high note unfortunately. Favourite: The Case Continues Least favourite: Die Dreigroschenoper

Oh yeahhhhhh. Just what I needed after Ute. This guy is on some funky rhythms. Really into this. Wanna do my hair with some gel and a comb in a funky montage wearing wired headphones to this you feel me? Rock your body baby. Why are most of the songs unavailable on Spotify?? That's sad, but this is something. Literally elio-ing on my couch to this fuck yeah. God this is so 2000s baddie. Wait has Music Make You Lose Control been sampled or is it a sample? Ok it's a sample but it's also been sampled in other songs interesting. Who is this Hot Streak? Idk but I'm a big fan of how LRD used their song. Oh to be alive back then I bet the clubs were bumping. Oh French man don't hurt em!! I can't believe so many songs aren't available that's so sad. Why am I hearing Japanese. Why is it the same thing repeated. Edm hoes will sample anything bruh not even shoppers are safe. Wait is this deep? Oh fuck yeah. I would've been INSUFFERABLE if I was a funky white boy listening to ts back in the day. God knew I'd be insufferable and nerfed my ass. Great album. Favourite: Dreamin'/Damaged People Least favourite: Sometimes

This feels like I'm gonna whistle and a bunch of guys with their hair slicked back are gonna come snapping behind me yk? I like it it's swaggy devious rock. It's cunt it's driving though the south with your windows down and some hay in your mouth. I'm hearing words right now that I've never heard before. I like it but it doesn't particularly stand out to me. Favourite: Good Golly Miss Molly Least favourite: Keep On Chooglin'

Wait that's crazy I've already heard a song on this one. Soft Shock is good. I'm gonna like this one it has good vibes. I like the production and the voice. Heads Will Roll is their original song?? That's crazy. I'm really enjoying this album. I like this sound it's millennial but in a good way. Really enjoyed this one. Favourite: Skeletons Least favourite: Runaway

This is very Canadian. I don't know how to explain it but it's just very Canada in its vibes and sound and content. Of course there's a franglish song. It's interesting I like it but it's also just meh. I'm only halfway through however. Yeah I like it but it's kinda unremarkable. Also they're using American spelling which is crazy. Favourite: Haiti Least favourite: Neighborhood #4

This is so 2000s losercore I can't believe it's 80s. I can see some emo with a striped layered shirt jamming tf out to this. I'm liking it too. I love making observations like that because it shows me how little I actually know about music it's funny. This could be so quintessentially 80s and I would never know lol. I'm liking it though. Yeah I don't know what to say about this one not a lot of variety across the album but it's pretty short so that makes sense, it's just emo rock and I like it. Yeah no particular strong feelings about this one. Favourite: No Bones Least favourite: Let It Ride

What is going on here why am I getting scanned by lasers hello? This is so 80s this is like a caricature of the 80s lmao. I thought this was gonna be another boring rock album not something interesting. Where have I heard Jump before?? This is like the 80s song. It sounds the like soundtrack of every 80s movie ever. Do you know what I mean? The synth or whatever in the background is so sitcom. Big fan of whatever tf is going on actually. Maybe from Ready Player One. Definitely from Ready Player One. I really like the guitar it's so cunt. The way it sounds fried (distorted? Idk the right term) is so delicious with the drums and everything. This is soooooo cunt, big fan of this actually. Is it really an oldies classic if you don't have a problematic age gap song? It's a vibe nevertheless. You've gotta appeal to the teenage masses somehow I suppose. You're so right Van Halen, I am a girl gone bad. Speak on it. Favourite: Girl Gone Bad Least favourite: Hot For Teacher

Now what tf kinda bullshit is this. Oh never mind this is nice. I do like this album the music if very chill and vibey but is honestly not worth 2 hours. It's a very uniform sound and I'm just kinda blending all the songs together in my head. It's interesting but not interesting enough I fear. Oh thank god the second disc is just extra editions I would not survive another hour of this. Not a lot of comments it's just a chill guy. Is that a fuckung digeridoo track. What. Favourite: Revolution 1993 Least favourite: Didgin' Out

Ooh this might actually be interesting and different. Hmm. What is this lad on about. Just yapping all over the place really. I like this but it's also so white guy music what are we doing. Yeah same thing with this one it's just kind've nothingburger. Like I have no feelings either way. I like it but if I never hear it again I'm not missing out. What are there so many instrumentals bro no one wants to hear your funky beats. Mid as hell if I'm being honest. Favourite: 5th Season Least favourite: Wild Wood

Oh joy another white guys transformative rock album. What could he possibly do that's so groundbreaking. I do like this it's just not that different from every other 70s rock album on this list. I'm just being a hater. He really is just hootin and hollerin all over the place huh. Just screaming into that microphone. Wait why is this kinda cute it's not just rock. Favourite: Only A Hobo Least favourite: I liked them all there was no standout bad track

Wow 70s rock how groundbreaking. I mean it's good but also it's like every other 70s rock album they're all apparently groundbreaking. Like yeah it's good. It's fun it's interesting it's nice. What are they saying. Why is there an instrumental banjo song. Lotta whys with these albums. It was probably the cocaine speaking to them, fair enough. I like this actually, it is funky. Lots of summer mentions in this one. Ok so I'm actually really enjoying this one it's funky fresh af. Favourite: Yours Is No Disgrace Least favourite: Your Move

Oh boy. I don't know if I've ever listened to a Kanye album. I don't know how to feel about this. I mean he's obviously an incredibly talented artist but the nazi shit is something else. This is truly an amazing album however. I've heard snippets here and there but the sounds and songs are so cohesive yet varied it's very good. Fuck why'd he have to be a nazi man. It's crazy how interwoven Black liberation is to all his music and how he constantly references oppression under white people then turned around and started doing the same thing. I can't presume to know what actually happened there but he needed some actual support with his mental health bruh. Like the strings he's putting in some the track? This actually was groundbreaking. I cant believe he was such a dickhead. The things he's doing in this album for it to go so mainstream is kinda crazy. I can't say I'm too knowledgeable about the rap scene of the 2000s or of ever but this feels very modern in the 2020s so it must've been trailblazing back then. I mean fuck Nicki too, and Jay-Z, I don't know anything about Rick Ross but she's a Trumpie and he cheated on Beyoncé. Whole album full of cunts. It sucks they're so talented. Bon Iver is on this album?? He's actually everywhere. What is this guy up to bruh. This is a spectacular album unfortunately. Favourite: Lost In The World Least favourite: So Appalled

Now what do we have her. We are minors 💯. This is interesting. Alternative country huh? Lotta Canadians in this life represent. This is sad wait. Does it pick up I don't wanna be morose at the Oilers game. This doesn't really give me very country vibes but I guess I'm used to more pop country than anything. I like this. Typa thing playing from the jukebox as I'm drowning my sorrows in a run down country bar. What happened to these guys holy moly. Nothing to smile about in my life. This reminds me a little of Mitski actually. I really like the strings. I'm a sucker for strings on an album tbh. This is haunting I really like it. This is more folk than country to me tbh. I really like it. I love her crooning. Favourite: To Love Is To Bury Least favourite: Mining For Gold

NOOOO all my notes deleted bruh what da hell. Well I've basically just been glazing this album it's very interesting and the composition is unlike anything I've heard. It has a lot of depth and is quite enjoyable and provoking. Big fan. Favourite: These Walls/King Kunta Least favourite: Hood Politics

Oh I love Tainted Love. I know this is about to be so cunt. Gay 80s is the definition of cunttttt. This is so fun and camp there are so many noises bro the vocals haven't heard a key in their lives I love it why are there moans in the background. This is so whipping my hair around in a club montage. Is it really a queer 80s album if there isn't a really weird sex song. I don't think so. This is a good album to listen to at a hockey game. I really like this guys voice he has a really interesting cadence. Very similar bases to some of the songs methinks. There are some standouts but a lot of them follow the same formula. With these kinda songs I can't really listen to the lyrics I just lockout and enjoy the vibe. I really like the vibe of this little twink in the video with the song. These songs were meant for vinyls I really believe it. Like even the ambiance created by have a record player crank these tunes would make all these 70s and 80s tracks way better tbh. Wait some of these are actually sweet that's cute. I kinda feel bad about it but for these kinda albums I only listen to half of the song then skip to the next lowkey there's not a lot happening. This is their debut that's crazy!! Tainted Love is a cover?? I know if I was a teenage girl in the 80s this would've gone platinum in my house bruh. And of course there's the instrumental. Favourite: Seedy Films Least favourite: Youth/What

This is interesting. I like this. Ok what actually. It's just a guy talking. It's interesting I suppose. Yeah okay I'm into this. It's something. I can't say I've ever heard something like this actually. This is actually very interesting. It has a weirdness that I kinda expect from the 80s but it's also kinda sitcomesque idk it's weird. Wait I'm actually really into this one it took me a second but this is really bopping. I would def jam out to this bad boy on a Walkman. I like that it's sweet and short we don't need 2 hour albums we need quality albums this is really good. Yeah really into this. It reminds me of a little of Blue Oyster Cult actually. Favourite: Age Of Deception Least favourite: Twilight Of A Champion

I don't think this is really my vibe but it sounds pretty good. I can definitely appreciate the message and the composition but musically it's not my thing. It's a funky beat I can appreciate this. Wait I'm actually getting into this. This is very goated actually. Speak on it. It's both interesting and sad to listen to an album from 30 years ago and still hear the same struggles going on right now. Holy shit this is deep. Favourite: Famous And Dandy Least favourite: none

Now what in the mickey mouse clubhouse is this. I don't know if I've ever listened to ska before. This is an interesting introduction. I mean it's not bad I'm just not that into it. It's very British. And their voices are oddly quiet. I mean it's nice just not my particular cup of tea. It's quite beachy to be honest. I can definitely hear the Jamaican influence. Yes not for me unfortunately but kudos to those who enjoy this I hope this album was good for you Favourite: Least favourite: Too Hot

Now what in the world do we have going on here. I don't think this is my usual taste but let's see what's going on. Intro is curious. Oh hold on let's get into this bad boy. Oh okay. Don't hurt em ghostface killah. Okay yeah I'm rocking with this. I really like the music, lyrics and cadence are good as well but the trumpets or whatever are really working for me. I really like the background vocals as well. This is cunt. I see your game Mr. Killah. Album so good I wanna try coke now. Lol. This is nastyyyyyy. I really like the production on this holy. The skits are so interesting I love how creative this is. It's so 2000s. I always thought the Wu-Tang Clan was Asian. Or white koreaboos. This is an interesting development. I don't think I know a single Wu-Tang Clan song tbh. I really like the transitions between songs as well. I'm actually a really big fan of that 2000s rap/r&b sound. Yes I really like this sound. I'm a convert. Is that Bob Dylan in the background?? What is gracing my ears. Just random shit going in the back and I'm eating it up. Favourite: Kilo/Back Like That Least favourite: 9 Milli Bros/Clipse of Doom

Another visionary experimental 70s rock. I wonder what this will sound like. I'm sure like nothing I've ever heard before. I'm hating for nothing I know I'll like it but why oh why are there so many white 70s rock albums on this godforsaken list they can't all be groundbreaking they sound the same. Christ alive. Ok rant over I like this is chill and groovy. A little beachy, especially with the layered guitars. Fun. Ambivalence. Right luh calm racist song very white 70s rock then. Well now I can't really enjoy this. It's good just so nothingburger. Like yeah I guess. I can hear the rumoured influence on Bowie but still like it's not breaking any ceilings, at least for me. Some of these are actually just not that good as well to be honest. Ok I'm not finishing this I'm sorry it's not for me. Favourite: Baby's On Fire Least favourite: you know which one

The girl from Ipanema has an album?? And it's good?? What language is this Portuguese?? I'm really rocking with this. It's so chill. Very nice. Low lit bar in a beautiful dress kinda vibe. Really enjoying this. Bro this is so chill. I think I like the Portuguese better than the English songs. Favourite: Para Machuchar Meu Coracao Least favourite: Corcovado

I own a pair of Bob Marley weed pants but I've both never worn them and never listened to Bob Marley so let's see how this goes. Yeah I can get down to this. Tis the vibe methinks. Very vibey very carefree I suppose this is the first reggae record I've ever heard as well. I think I'm more of the reggae variety than the ska type. Or maybe it was just white boy ska that got me. Who knows. The lyrics on Spotify do not match what he's saying it's kinda funny. Preach Bob women should never cry. Speak on it Mr. Marley. I don't think I have the vocabulary to really understand this tbh. But I can definitely enjoy it. So harmonica work okay. I really like this it's very chill on the surface but the lyrics are actually goated to be honest. Favourite: Lively Up Yourself Least favourite: I liked em all

This is so goated I literally love Bruce Springsteen I've been meaning to listen to this full album. I watched the movie a few months back with Jeremy Allen White it was so good. It's so short yippee!! I love a good short album. It's a rare occasion that I wish an album's longer than it is. The way some people are about hating long chapters and wishing there were more short chapters I am about albums. Over an hour is pushing it two hours is just obscene. His voice is so unique it sounds kinda painful when he sings I love it. It gives it so much emotion. And the way he enunciates then mumbles makes them sound so interesting. This is not just boring 70s rock he's actually doing something. This is such summer convertible music. Bruce Springsteen feels like he was a teenage girl in another life tbh like I'm On Fire and Born to Run are emotions best felt during a teenage crisis. Once went on an hour long drive just listening to I'm On Fire on repeat I could've crashed the car. He's kinda getting jiggy with it. This doesn't feel like rock it's so 70s sitcom lowkey I like it. I feel like Springsteen is one of those rare cases where his most popular songs are his best. Or at least from the songs I've heard I appreciate his hits the most. I may just be woefully uneducated in the ways of Bruce. I didn't know he was kinda... when he was younger. Scream Bruce Springsteen scream. Backstreets is so good I am hiding speak on it. And Born to Run I mean it's a classic for a reason of course. This town is ripping the bones from my back, it is a death trap, is is a suicide rap, I do need to get out while I'm still young, I am a tramp, and I am born to run. See it's sooooo teenage girl trust. Who is Wendy?? Ohhhh Peter Pan??? This is so deep what it's about refusing to grow up?? Hmmm I have unlocked something in this song... Backstreets is homo?? Oh Bruce you're cooking. Favourite: yk it's Born to Run/actually Backstreets is kinda really good Least favourite:

Now what is going on here. Violins ok not what I was expecting tbh. What genre is this?? That is a badly drawn boy. This is beautiful. I really like the music. Ok it's picking up. Yeah okay sing it white boy. Aw man over an hour. Ok. That's chill. What is this guy on about. Some very long instrumentals. I like it but is it necessary. Hmmmm who knows. I'm just tired bruh. This is cool I'm just in a hater mode. Wow instrumental track groundbreaking. Fuck you badly drawn boy. I just honestly don't think you have that much to say. I can't make it through the entirety of each song it's just an emotional indie white boy I can't. Why tf is the song not starting till more that halfway. Who tf has time for ts. I do not. I'll give you another chance Mr. Boy. Mid as hell if I'm being honest. I honestly do not care where you're pissing. IDCCCCC Favourite: Cause a Rockslide Least favourite: Bewilder

And fuck me. Now we are graced with yet another groundbreaking trailblazing 70s rock album with a homophobic/sexual on the cover. Whoop dee do. Yeah ok I do like this especially compared to the last one but I'm good to be honest. Only 30 minutes thank the good lord. There may not be a song about a teenager in this one yippee! Tom Petty I apologize I was unfamiliar with your game I'm really rocking with this. Idk what you did but you did it. It still feels modern yet classic. This is cunt as fuck Mr. Petty. You have cooked my g. Favourite: Fooled Again (I Don't Like It) Least favourite: The Wild One, Forever

ABBA subverts expectations by not only being the pedophile but also the victim. Good job ABBA. Fuckin swingers. The most popular song is definitely the best. I love ABBA. Who doesn't. They're goated. Mamma Mia. Money, Money, Money is of course a close second but I like the musical version better. This is kind've menacing to be honest. ABBA instrumental track?? Yeah ABBA happy Hawaii. Favourite: obviously Dancing Queen wait maybe Fernando Least favourite: When I Kissed The Teacher

Oh David Bowie my love. Changes is and will always be that girl. Take me back to 2020. This one's for you Sophie. Bowie I miss you every day. This is deep. Life On Mars? I was unfamiliar with your game hello?? This is insane. What is gracing my ears right now. Oh David you're a genius. Holy shit. He's so funny and whimsical. Lowkey just hootin and hollerin I'm a big fan. Cunt a gem pure class. Not my favourite from him but still so good. Favourite: Life On Mars? Least favourite: Andy Warhol

Cue the 70s rock speech. Ok but this is interesting. I actually am liking this one. Ok hello! I think I'm picking up what you're putting down. Yeah girl I do love you like dr strange. Ok yeahhh. Yes I could be convinced to like this. Me if I was dancing when I was 12. Big dancers over here. This is quite Bowie. Very glam rock beginnings. Are they British? They sing like they're phonetically British. It's not bad per se. At least not on these guys. These are just love songs I like it. Oh don't hurt em now. Ok vocals. This is jiving, I need a perm, halter, and some bell bottoms stat. Why are we taking someone's daughter leave her alone. Sometimes you're visually fine but mentally dyin it happens. Really liked this one definitely a gem. They really didn't think too hard about the lyrics huh. Favourite: Mambo Sun Least favourite: Rip Off

What the hell is this. American purgatory sounds like this. I don't think I like this. It's not making it to the playlist unfortunately. I mean it's fine just kinda southern elevator music. Nothing too interesting. Like it's just there to be honest. Typa songs an indie Netflix show would play. Oh well some of this is nice. Ok perhaps I was a little harsh on you. He's redeemed himself with the second half methinks. Quebec mention. Never mind I like the middle not the other parts. Favourite: I Can't Dance Least favourite: Return of the Grievous Angel

Okay this is interesting. She's whispering in my ear. This feels evil. I feel like I'm being seduced to the dark side. I don't really know what to do with this. Lotta noises going on. I really just don't know how to react. I don't know if I like this. I feel threatened. This is cool. No I'm definitely into whatever this is tbh. Favourite: Hell Is Round The Corner Least favourite: Ponderosa

Might've heard a tune or two from this album already. Just here or there. Very British sounding. Enjoyable, nothing too special. Wonderwall lowkey mid as fuck but still fun. Wait lotsa hits from here. Damn. This is fun. Yeah good but kinda unremarkable outside of the hits. Me when I cast no shadow. Favourite: Champagne Supernova Least favourite: Swamp Songs

What is this evil music. Why has all the music been devious as fuck recently. Ok Jethro get into it I guess. Like I mean okay but what. Sure why not but also just why. O have just not had much to say about these recent ones like am I hearing a fuckin recorder what are we doing. Sure am get medieval with it why not. Be my guest dog. Like what are we doing. I'm just so confused. And intrigued but mostly just confused. Like that one gif of Jonah Hill. And the other gif of Jonah Hill. Like I just don't really care about this music. Like he's jamming out some of the time other times he's cooking up some straight bullshit. Why is he crying in the town square. I just don't know man. He's just playing around it's fun I suppose. Favourite: Up to Me Least favourite: My God

And now yippee 70s rock!!! Yes!!! Just what I wanted!!! 70s fuckin rock yes! I've never heard anything like this before!! I need to hear this before I fuckin die. If this fuckass album doesn't fuckin do me in. Horrific line up recently. Like genuinely. There's nothing special about the way this sounds. It's just an album. What are we doing here?? I'm going home. It's fun it's rock it's 70s it's nothingburger. What tf is going on in this album. Mid Favourite: Witchy Woman Least favourite: Earlybird

These are the seven nation army guys?? Ok let's hear it emo rock. This is good. Like yeah. Emo rock. Pretty classic. Not much else to say. Why are we suddenly doing a nursery rhyme. Ok what is this lowkey. What are we doing. Why are we thinking about your doorbell. I don't give a fuck. This is not for me why are we making lullabies. I do not like this. Favourite: Blue Orchid Least favourite: The Nurse

Yeah of course I like this it's soul rock this is so good. Oh yeah this is so good. This is definitely it. Really rocking with this. His voice is so good.its very dynamic, I'm really enjoying this. And it's short thank god. I love good short albums. Favourite: Cry to Me Least favourite: Won't You Give Him (One More Chance)

Ok grungy emo vibes. Nice. That's cunt okkkk. Yeah this is good I like the vibes songs are unique but very classic emo. Ok there's a woman yelling I like this. You tell em. Fuck yeah. Yeah fuck that guy. Raging in my ear in the Simon's change room rn that's what this was meant for fs. You tell em. I really like this. Def a precursor to 2000s emo I can hear the screaming. I really like the way it's switching between the girls voice and the guys they're both cunt af. They're just yapping all over ngl. This youth is against fascism speak on it. Favourite: Wish Fulfillment Least favourite: Nic Fit

I've been meaning to give Johnny Cash a few listens I wanna get more into old country. He's a pretty iconic place to start I think. His vibe is impeccable I think. You tell em Cash. Maybe I will see that wanted man. You never know. I'll lyk if he's in Australia. Oh fuck yeah it's only 30 minutes I'm a big fan Mr. Cash. But also if this is a concert why are you playing for 30 minutes. But this was also the 60s so the tickets probably cost a dime. Fuck old people. I like how they're all telling stories it's a treat to listen to. Good speeding song ngl. The rover would love this. I like that it's live he has an amazing stage presence from what I can hear but I also don't gaf what he's yapping about on stage unfortunately. Me when I walk the line. I really like the way you can hear the audience. Big fan of what's going on. Oh I'm not the biggest fan of June Carter's voice. Bro has mad beef with this place. Justice for Sue lowkey. I know Folsom Prison Blues of course. Favourite: Wanted Man Least favourite: Darlin' Companion.

Carpenters?? Like Sabrina?? Or Jesus... who knows. Ok this is pretty chill. Oh hello vocals. We have only just begun speak on it. Oh this is so nice. It's giving Disney it's giving princess it's giving beautiful castle. I really like what's going on. Oh this is so cute. Aw man couldn't we stay. This is so romantic. The carpenters are in love. Big fan of this. Oh this is the poster song for romance. Very cute. I really like this album. Oh baby it's you. This is soooooo. Oh hello Crescent Noon?? I was not familiar with your game Ms. Carpenter. This is kinda goated. What is the story behind Mr. Gurder. Who is this. Oh wow hello Mr. Carpenter. What did u do to warrant this. Dickhead stop hurting her hello?? There's things u had to do?? Kys. She wouldn't fucking cry if u were better. That is another song you're right. Favourite: Maybe It's You/Crescent Noon Least favourite: I'll Never Fall In Love Again

A two song album?? A two song 38 minute album?? What in the world is going on here. Ok yeah I like this it's shaking it's grooving let's get moving. Are there lyrics?? Is this all instrumental?? Reminds me of that old kids cartoon future show meet the jets?? Is that what it's called?? With the Susie the robot?? Okay play it I guess but what are we doing. This is a very interesting way to do anything. I think this may be all instrumental. I mean ok. Oh well it is called in a silent way. The way is just silent I suppose. Favourite: Shh / Peaceful Least favourite: In a Silent Way

Ok this feels Canadian. It's giving nickelback. I think they're American but this is overwhelmingly Canadian rock. Also very divorced dad. I'm not quite the right demographic but I'll let it slide. Definition of divorced dad rock. Is this anticapitalist dad rock ok I'm hearing you... I know it's the end of the world. Speak on it lowkey it is the end of the world as we know it. I don't know if I feel fine about it lowkey. This is not for me but I like it. Not a fan of this it's way too doom for me. Favourite: Finest Worksong Least favourite: Strange

What is going on. Ok it's two white bald guys let's see what's cooking. I think time becomes a loop. Is there gonna be music orrrr. Is Orbital 1 also on this list? I feel like I should've been given that one first. Whatever though. So when's the music gonna start playing lowkey. This is interesting but not for me. I liked Darkdancer and Music Has The Right To Children better in this kinda genre. This is not checking my boxes unfortunately. Why is it so long. Ok the more you get into it the more it's a vibe but still what are we doing. This was probably never been done before in the 90s but every other song sounds like this now. This couldn't possibly be worth over an hour. It is a bunch of funky beats I'll give them that. Favourite: Lush 3.1 Least favourite: Time Becomes/Input Out

Why would there be a Brit. Why would a Brit be there?? Let's see what's cooking. Seems interesting. Funky start. Sirens. Is this a live album?? Starting off with a little skit ok fair nuff. What do we have going on here. There are a lot of these political rap albums. I wonder if there's something to be said in the way that a lot of the rap and hip hop is political or pushing a message whereas the other genres don't really have to have that kind've agenda and are chosen on merit alone. Who knows I'm only 5% through I'm probably just spitballing. You tell em lowkey they're speaking on it. I do like this but I don't like the little skits with the crowd I'm not a fan of skits in general usually I understand they serve a certain artistic purpose but I don't enjoy them. Oh man I was on fuckin shuffle that's why it sounded weird. Why does Spotify put albums on shuffle bruh Adele didn't die for this. There are a lot of Black American 80s references in here as well that are going way over my head so I just don't think I'm the target audience of this. Some very interesting choices in some of these tracks. Picture me giving a damn indeed. Instrumental track okay. I would really give this a 2.5 Favourite: Prophets of Rage Least favourite: Countdown To Armageddon

This is exactly what I would expect from a band named the Byrds big fan of this. They are notorious. Just noises man. Fuck yeah. Very early folk indie vibes very S&G I'm into this. Giving me very Hobbit vibes. Not a lot of variety in sound however. B ut it's gets a pass bc I like it. Yeah not much to say very enjoyable not very memorable or varied but great listen and definitely in my playlists. Favourite: Tribal Gathering Least favourite: Dolphin's Smile

Is it really Pink Floyd if it isn't a little menacing?? This one's for Sal. Goat. It's always "the pipers at the gates of dawn" and "is there anybody out there" and never "why tf is the piper at the gates of dawn" or "what tf are the gates of dawn." He is really is piping that shit tho. What is this lad on about. They're really just playing whatever what is going on here team. What are you talking about. What is this. What are we doing. Where are the other 23 chapters. Favourite: Astronomy Domine Least favourite: Take Up Thy Stethoscope And Walk

Nice but nothing to write home about. Not wanting to add any songs to playlist. Story of guitarist is very interesting. I hope he's out there somewhere living a good life. This is very white noise to me. Something about these types of albums just play in the background to me I don't really hear them. It's just there. Nothingburger. They're just yelling. I honestly don't gaf. Favourite: idk Least favourite: idk

Listen this is good. I haven't even heard it but it's private dancer by Tina mf Turner like come on. It's good. Like this IS the 80s. I didn't even have to be there I can experience them through this album. What has love got to do with it huh? Second fucking hand emotion. Who does need a heart. Ms. Turner you tell em. Nothing. That's what loves got to do with it. Like this was the moment this is the moment it will continue to be the moment. Loving this but why is it still going. Ms. Turner I do get the idea. It's enough. I'm good. Favourite: What's Love Got To Do With It Least favourite: Steel Claw

Hells Bells indeed. Those are bells. Their satanic nature however I cannot speak to. Who knows. Nearly every song in this has done crazy numbers. Like it's one of the albums. I would be quite hard pressed to find someone who's not heard one. Shoot to thrill indeed. They're just saying words but it's so cunt. The songs should not be this long. Favourite: Back In Black Least favourite: You Shook Me All Night Long

What am I listening to. I mean yeah I guess. Okay. Like whatever. I've never been a fan of concept albums. Even the pioneering ones I suppose. Does the music stay ironic or do they try to make it good sometime. Like I honestly just don't wanna listen to this. So I'm not going to. Not for me sorry. Favourite: Least favourite:

Oh yeah. This is something. She's hitting that. I don't know that I've ever heard Nina Simone but I've definitely heard of her and she's definitely goated. Hello Aunt Sarah?? What are we doing?? Hmm I see this is a portrait of four women. I see. Oh Nina Simone. Nina cried power. Oh man. What more can you say. Not much evidently. She's lowk doing whatever but in an actual good way big fan. Fuck man that wind is wild. Hold shit. That wind is fucking insane. You think you're done the album and then here comes the scary beat bruh. No notes goated Favourite: Wild Is The Wind Least favourite: Break Down And Let It All Out

I mean sure. I like the Pet Shop Boys. They're interesting they're weird they're cool they're gay. I like it. What have I done to deserve this? Shopping? At the pet shop perhaps, boys? Lol Nevermind. This is good. It's very 80s alt kinda. I don't really know I'm just saying anything. Oh funky beat. I like this. One could say it's a hit, musically speaking. God I'm hilarious. What if I don't wanna dance forever. Did you even think of that lead pet shop boy. This is album 67 for me. That's beautiful. Sometimes it can't happen. Especially not here. That's just life baby. Whattaya gonna do. Me this morning fr. I can definitely see the electronic and dance genre being very influenced by these guys. Favourite: It Couldn't Happen Here Least favourite: Rent

I didn't know Neil Young was Canadian. Cool. I feel like I've heard of him before in some context but I can't remember what. Whatever. I like this it's fun. It's something definitely yeah it's a good vibe a little more Canada than Australia but whatever I'm still enjoying. His voice is quite whiny though. Im back. Took a little break. And how I have a new Neil Young to listen to. I like it he's just so whiny tbh. Holy shit he's annoying. I honestly don't care. Favourite: Southern Man Least favourite: After The Gold Rush

Outkast like these guys. I would like to come. Why is someone moaning though. Ig that is pretty funky. I like this I was just in a bad mood earlier. This is aura. It's very cool. I would play this to impress a girl. Oh this Ms. Jackson is weird. There are a lot of interludes which are not my favourite but it's chill. Meet me at the spaghetti junction bruh. Oh you don't have to call it's ok. I really liked this it's very vibey. Favourite: So Fresh, So Clean Least favourite: Snappin' & Trappin'

Ok. Rick. Big. Out there. Soundtracky. Interesting. Oh man. His voice is annoying. An hour of this?? Really?? Like yeah. Ok. Sure. Epic reminds me of Rock Me Amadeus. Good song. Get more German pilled immediately. Me when I want it all but I can't have it. What is it man. Just kinda unremarkable and similar sounding tbh. Nothing special. Oooh my god I don't gaf. I'm sure there's a guy with a fedora out there who doesn't play about ts. Favourite: From Out Of Nowhere Least favourite: Surprise! You're Dead!/Zombie Eaters

I think a good rule of thumb on this list is if the artist isn't white it's usually gonna be a banger, and that still stands. I feel like the standards on this list for white artists were much lower than for artists of colour. Tell me why every coked up 70s rock album ever is on this list. Big fan of the instrumentals and the vibes. Fuh yeah. Save me afrobeats save me 🙏🙏 I am wondering bruh. Speak on it. Makes you wonder. Bruh will Africa ever unite?? A girl can only dream. Wait that's crazy I have Fela Kuti in like two albums. Father and son duo goes crazy. Inshallah we will survive. Is this an instrumental track?? See this is a good instrumental track I don't want 8 minutes of your dick stroking an electric guitar the same way every other white rockers did. This is interesting dynamic fun different new I would listen to this on repeat. I would not skip it at the least. I don't think this is instrumental actually but his voice blends really well with the instruments. I do have a tendency of liking the beginning songs of an album better, especially ones with longer songs like this one. Favourite: Wonder Wonder Least favourite: Nawa - Intro