Chris by Christine and the Queens

Chris

Christine and the Queens

2.81
Rating
22011
Votes
1
12%
2
26%
3
37%
4
20%
5
5%
Distribution

Reviews (page 8 of 8)

Never heard of this band. What a weird flow and vocalisation. I like the 80's pop vibes on some of the tracks, but the singing is throwing me off.

In all ways possible, this album was awful. I can’t understand how this is influential and within the first second I was disgruntled with the voice and all that surrounded it. I really didn’t like any aspect of this album, and it went on for far too long.

Pretty shit. Songs are all made from stuff I’ve heard before and way better done elsewhere

Weird! Pass

I tried giving it a chance but OMG, I couldn't stop remembering that episode of Rick & Morty where some aliens kidnapped or something Morty's father and they played some "human music"... This is just a no for me, so boring and kind of going nowhere. Maybe they tried to make it ethereal but it just sounds dull and soulless. Couldn't even finish it.

Straight up didn’t like this. Barely got through it, not for me.

Fing musikalisch gar nicht übel an, aber Gesang, naja. Ne, auch der zweite Song so naja. Boah ne, da klingt auch einfach alles gleich. So ein Dance Schrott. Schnarch.

Awful! Why on earth should anyone listen to this before they die?

Toto je must hear album? :D

Favourite review from the reviews that already exist of this album and that describes this album perfectly: Not bussin

C'est non pour moi, mon chien.

whyyyyyyyy?????????

not into it

Make some sense was the most complete song on the album. Not completely bad, but really no positives on this for me. She's a good singer, but the music was so average at best.

1 star

Sorry this one belongs in the eighties.

jedna z nowozytnych pozycji na liscie, wiec popowo funkowo jak tylko sie da, zaskoczyl przyjemny glos chrisa lub christitny, bo okladka sugerowala cos zupelnie innego niz otrzymalo ucho, ale i tak lirycznie i muzycznie niesluchalne

2 sivua tässä... eka albumi... sitten sama ja ranskaksi. noh ekan biisin jälkeen kävi niin että ymmärrystä en vittu halua ja ranskaksi lähti loput. jaksa kiertää tätä toistamiseen...Top 3 Sexiest Languages In The World 1. Spanish 2. Italian 3. French jaaahas..vai että romaaniset kielet laitetaan peräjälkeen... EI PALJOA OLE EESTIÄ KUUNNELTU VAI... ugrilaista... top kymppiin ahdetaan vielä porttugali ja norja... humpuukkia sanoo järki. vittu tää maailma on niih sekasin niih sekasin. painuu ykköseen tämä le marcheuse

Jos tulossa yksikin heh nolla heh... ei itketä basson perään.. ei itketä hyvien uskomattomien pop likkejen perään.. ei rivojen lyriikoiden suggestive heh seksi... JOS YKSIKIN NOLLA SE ON NOLLA TULO.. ei oo summakaava juttuja..semmossia.. objektia... "I wanted to write an album that could give justice to being someone complex in the pop world" Every song same song..every song sound like a cube.... compressed so much fucking cube... cuboid ass-sound.... Complexity off songs.. laulaa jumalan olemassaolosta kuin pikku lintunen ei merkitse yksikään sana mitään.. niin laiska paska... Kodista ja isänmaasta ei lauluja...

Not for me, surprised it’s on the list.

i’m not interested in this musically, spiritually, or ideologically

No thanks

I tried, I really did, but breathy lyrics and synth beats don't do it for me, unless it's Björk, she's awesome.

Taking a swing at the 80s sound. Derivative in many ways

pretentious pop music sung by a French Dean Holdsworth. i've seen her on the telly and its just as much about the arty farty dancing as it is the music. like a modern kate bush who thanks to being french probably has a fucking massive bush.

What's new pussycat? Whoaooooaaoaoaooooaaoo. Hit me with another one, Christine, my bladder is about to burst.

I shall be so pathetically happy when contemporary music moves away from being inspired by the 80s. I hate, hate, hate the sound of soft synths and crappy 80s beats. I know the day will come, but it just can’t come soon enough.

Good sound just don’t really see myself in the music

Boooooo

i'm not listening to this

Really not a fan

Nem consegui terminar, muito chato.

grating voices

Not a fan

Eine Platte für indentitätspolitische Auseinandersetzung unserer Zeit. Kommt immer wieder mal vor. Planningtorock hat den Gender Bender früher schon krasser betrieben. Dies ist trotz satter Beats zu Beginn aber mehr so French Pop à la Vanessa Paradis mit einer Prise Phoenix. Im Kultur Radio ahne ich schon die Anmoderation. 1.4