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You Want It Darker
Leonard CohenAre you depressed because of a global pandemic? Don't worry! Leonard Cohen latest album will help you jump off a cliff!
Gold
Ryan AdamsAt a concert in October 2002, at Nashville's Ryman Auditorium, someone in the audience yelled out a request for "Summer of '69", a hit by the similarly named Bryan Adams. Adams reacted with a stream of expletives, and ordered the house lights turned on, The Tennessean newspaper reported. He eventually found the fan who made the joke request, paid him $30 cash as a refund for the show, ordered him to leave, and said he would not play another note until he had left. He's also a pedophile (alledgedly)
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Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smashing PumpkinsGood album, good band... The vocals never sounded good enough for me... But it's growing on me. I'll give Smashing pumpkins another try ☺️
Hot Rats
Frank ZappaYou can almost smell the patchouli coming out of the speakers... Now I understand why my dad likes Zappa so much... Another thing is that I can't look at Zappa without thinking about Borat... So I imagine Zappa at the end of each song saying "Great success", "my wiiiiife, she's nice"
Let's Stay Together
Al GreenFuck you, JF... it's a good album. C'mon, let's stay together, when the times are good or bad, happy or sad ❤️
At Fillmore East
The Allman Brothers BandGreat album, another one that my dad approves...
A Grand Don't Come For Free
The StreetsMelodic rap about a guy that goes to the ATM to withdraw some money but doesn't get home on time for tea with him mom...
C'est Chic
CHICR&B, easy-listening, it makes me feel like I'm in an elevator in Paris...
Chelsea Girl
NicoDid Chelsea heard it at least? Is she still doing the 1001 album challenge with us?
Odessa
Bee GeesInteresting. I only knew bee gees because of their disco dance music. This album is kind of a mishmash of other styles.
American Idiot
Green DaySolid album that represents Green day maturity. I just don't get the double songs per album track.
Beggars Banquet
The Rolling StonesIt tells the story of a man that forgot his own name, and he keeps asking people to guess it...
Maxwell's Urban Hang Suite
MaxwellDid you stop at a motel by the road with your hooker? Enjoy Maxwell's progressive soul!
Stand!
Sly & The Family StoneDon't call me the n word, whitey! Don't call me whitey, the n word! This album remastered for 2021
Out Of The Blue
Electric Light OrchestraI like my rock like I like my shaft... Soft...
Coles Corner
Richard HawleyThe corner is still remembered by many Sheffielders above 30 years of age as the place to arrange to meet one's date.
The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter
The Incredible String BandPsychodelic rock, my ass...
The Gershwin Songbook
Ella FitzgeraldI don't event know if I listened to the right album, but I listened to 3h of Ella Fitzgerald. So good... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNbt6Ufcv4
Francis Albert Sinatra & Antonio Carlos Jobim
Frank SinatraIf we are here to judge albums then this one is bad. It has 3 times the same song. Even if it is a nice song... Good music, bad collections of songs... definitely not a concept album.
Heartbreaker
Ryan Adams“I never see pics of you anymore,” Adams wrote in November 2014, when he had just turned 40 and Ava was newly 16. “You were blowing my mind.” He had pet names for her body parts. So it turns out Ryan Adams is not as romantic as I thought....
You Want It Darker
Leonard CohenAre you depressed because of a global pandemic? Don't worry! Leonard Cohen latest album will help you jump off a cliff!
Eternally Yours
The SaintsAussie Punk from down under... What amazes me is that they started as Kid Galahad and the Eternals (1973–1974)... therefore BEFORE the Ramones! WTF?
Shaft
Isaac HayesI see no reason to listen to these songs other than if you are actually watching the movie...
One Nation Under A Groove
FunkadelicI like George Clinton I like Parliament I like Funkadelic But I'm still waiting for George Clinton and Parliament-Funkadelic https://youtu.be/vdj5Ts8asdQ
Gold
Ryan AdamsAt a concert in October 2002, at Nashville's Ryman Auditorium, someone in the audience yelled out a request for "Summer of '69", a hit by the similarly named Bryan Adams. Adams reacted with a stream of expletives, and ordered the house lights turned on, The Tennessean newspaper reported. He eventually found the fan who made the joke request, paid him $30 cash as a refund for the show, ordered him to leave, and said he would not play another note until he had left. He's also a pedophile (alledgedly)
Picture Book
Simply RedIt's one of my mom's favorite bands. I don't think extended versions should be evaluated the same way. Maybe I would prefer to listen to the original album.
Fever Ray
Fever RayOnly one ray is worth listening to... and it is a very sweet ray...
Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret
Soft CellI thought Tainted Love was a song from the 2000's... So I guess they were very avant-garde...
Talking With the Taxman About Poetry
Billy BraggHe reminded me I have to do my taxes...
The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
David Bowiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgqiSBxvdws https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auAGPN_keDs
Elephant
The White StripesMuito mais que um vício Muito mais que amor Não é o puto do grêmio É o Rolo Compressor
New Wave
The Auteurs- I really liked the Auteurs. Am I gay? - Yes, but for other reasons.
Kenza
KhaledThere is no reason for this album to be here... I mean, yes it is the 1001 albums you must listen to before you die and all that BS... but c'mon, are we going to listen to a Samba album? Tango album? K-pop? Japanese Ska? African tribal songs? Chinese... whatever they listen to? If the answer is no, then this album doesn't belong here. We all know the list is american-centered anyway...
Pacific Ocean Blue
Dennis WilsonGood. Chill. It is a shame he was hanging out with Charles Manson...
At San Quentin
Johnny CashShouldn't we be consistent here? Are live albums allowed? If so, then this list is all screwed up... Live albums are on the same level as Greatest Hits, no? There is nothing wrong with the album, but I would say it is unfair to give it 5 stars.
Central Reservation
Beth OrtonI actually took a nap when the album was playing #true story
Songs From The Big Chair
Tears For FearsJust "Shout" and "Everybody wants to rule the world" already make this album worth it. I liked it!
Paul Simon
Paul SimonI only liked "Mother and Child Reunion" and "Me and Julio DOwn by the Schoolyard"
No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith (Live)
MotörheadI will keep my consistency here... It is not fair to give a 5 star to live albums or "best of" collections... But I wish I went to this concert... Great double album!
Hunting High And Low
a-haThere's a reason why you only know one song from this album...
The United States Of America
The United States Of AmericaIt is different, it is very experimental, but also very good
Shaka Zulu
Ladysmith Black Mambazo1000 movies you must watch before you die: lion king
The Lexicon Of Love
ABCShoot that poison arrow to my heart (indeed). Very solid album from A to Z...
Let It Bleed
The Rolling Stoneshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altamont_Free_Concert#Death_of_Meredith_Hunter
Drunk
ThundercatI guess the fact that he played with Suicidal Tendencies for many years didn't help him win any stars
Talking Heads 77
Talking Heads"Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away oh, oh, oh" Heads, Talking
Live 1966 (The Royal Albert Hall Concert)
Bob DylanLive album should not be allowed in this list... same for "Greatest hits" collections... His harmonica is so annoying. Also, do people really like when he mumbles the lyrics? I don't know, I think he is really overrated...
Group Sex
Circle JerksMissing song on Spotify can be found here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW6ykueIhX8 44- Circle Jerks - 21:01 - Deny Everything
Off The Wall
Michael Jackson"He could have died in 1990. We would still have Beat it and Thriller, and he would have died before being a pedophile" Rios, Ronald
Close To The Edge
YesWeird feelings about this album. I hated the first half of the album, but I loved the other half...
Under Construction
Missy ElliottTIL https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit%20in%20your%20cornflakes
Modern Kosmology
Jane Weaverpure garbage.... who's her target public anyway? Middle-aged women that believe in astrology?
Brilliant Corners
Thelonious MonkJazz has no logic. I challenge you to remember any melody from any of the songs you just heard...
The Undertones
The Undertoneshttps://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hodges/images/4/44/3281150-teenage_knix.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190810144317
Green Onions
Booker T. & The MG'sGreen onions is the best candidate to be turned into an 8-bit game soundtrack.
Bat Out Of Hell
Meat LoafHis name is Robert Paulson! His name is Robert Paulson! His name is Robert Paulson! His name is Robert Paulson!
Appetite For Destruction
Guns N' RosesIf I'm going to give 5 stars to Guns N' Roses it has to be for this album... so here it goes...
Will The Circle Be Unbroken
Nitty Gritty Dirt BandIt makes me feel like living in a trailer park
Bad
Michael JacksonIt should be pointing to this album https://open.spotify.com/album/3Us57CjssWnHjTUIXBuIeH?si=BJ-Q9Iv_QDOmJABqU8xzRg - No versions of "I just can't stop loving you" in other languages - No fucking Pitbull - No remixes
Parallel Lines
BlondieCorrect original album link https://open.spotify.com/album/4M6s2jbhKWEcOdXZ8WiHts
Buffalo Springfield Again
Buffalo SpringfieldTIL Buffalo Springfield was an American rock band formed in Los Angeles, California by Canadian musicians Neil Young, Bruce Palmer and Dewey Martin and American musicians Stephen Stills and Richie Furay.
Music From The Penguin Cafe
Penguin Cafe OrchestraA man lies on his deathbed at a hospice, a friend walks in his room: - hey buddy! How are you feeling today? - I am ok. I accepted that my life will be over soon. But I lived a good life, I visited many countries, I dated many girls, I tasted all types of food, ... - Dude, but have you ever listened to Penguin Cafe Orchestra?
Heavy Weather
Weather ReportWeather report: cloudy sky with little visibility of the stars
Here's Little Richard
Little RichardThis should be the album link https://open.spotify.com/album/213RGeLPPCuZjSEfTv0j2r
Songs In The Key Of Life
Stevie Wonder“You wanna impress me? Take the wheel for a little while, motherfucker!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0_vTUnokNU Even Ezequiel thinks my mind is gone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
Electric Ladyland
Jimi HendrixBoring... "Oh but it is great if you smoke a joint and listen to it" "Well, I didn't..."
Axis: Bold As Love
Jimi Hendrix2 Jimmy albums in a row... brought to you by the gods of RNG
The Last Broadcast
Doves"A remixed version of "Words" entitled Live for City is played at the start of all Manchester City F.C." Wikipedia... is this true?
Suicide
SuicideThere's a reason for the name... if you've never contemplated suicide, after hearing this...
A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector
Various Artists"A Christmas Gift For You" presented to you by a convicted murderer! Also, I find the lack of "Mele Kalikimaka" disturbing...
Sunshine Superman
Donovanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymH-Zv5RLxQ If Bob Dylan doesn't like him, then I like him...
Bone Machine
Tom WaitsI think people will either think he is an absolute genius or he is complete garbage... So I expect a lot of 1 and 5-star ratings here. That being said, I'll give him 3 stars to contradict what I just said and comply with the craziness of this album...
Calenture
The TriffidsYet another example of an album that should get more stars, but because of the Remastered-full-of-crap album version, it doesn't get what it deserves. The original album has 12 songs. It is an awesome album... But when you listen to 29 songs from a double album... with 3 versions of the same song, then it becomes boring and stale...
S&M
MetallicaI liked the album, but I will keep the consistency with my other ratings... Live albums and greatest hits collections should not be a part of this list...
Either Or
Elliott SmithSmith was a heavy drinker and drug user at times throughout his life, and was diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and depression. His struggles with drugs and mental illness affected his life and work, and often appeared in his lyrics. In 2003, aged 34, he died in Los Angeles, California, from two stab wounds to the chest.[8] The autopsy evidence was inconclusive as to whether the wounds were self-inflicted or the result of homicide.[9] At the time of his death, Smith was working on his sixth studio album, From a Basement on the Hill, which was posthumously produced and released in 2004. And now I understand the tone of the album...
Tragic Songs of Life
The Louvin BrothersGreat album until the 3rd song when you realize it will be all the same red neck song for the next 45 min...
Africa Brasil
Jorge Ben JorEven nowadays when you go to samba-funk bars in Brazil you might hear some songs from this album.
Caetano Veloso
Caetano VelosoThe lyrics are the result of a request by Caetano to his companions Gil and Capinam to make a composition containing a tribute to Che Guevara who, as the country was still living under the dictatorship, had his name replaced also at Caetano's suggestion, by the phrase "el nombre del hombre muerto"; Caetano also points out that, even without being aware of it, they wrote the lyrics in Portuguese, already enshrining in the title an error that became patent when singer Celia Cruz (who initially refused to record the song when she learned that it was honoring the former Argentine guerrilla) when he came to Brazil he changed the expression to the correct form: "Estoy loco por ti America".[1] The artist declared: "Capinam has made a wonderful thing out of a wish of mine".[1] It is one of the most representative songs of Tropicalismo.[2]
Kings Of The Wild Frontier
Adam & The Antsvery strong influence of amerindian sounds... which explains the album cover I guess
If You Can Believe Your Eyes & Ears
The Mamas & The Papas"Monday, Monday" on a Monday, thank you RNG gods
A Date With The Everly Brothers
The Everly Brothershttps://open.spotify.com/track/3XWhAAmjEjTNaD73rrv0s0?si=7103f316399b41ed
Rising Above Bedlam
Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The HeartVery hard to find this album on any platform... so I was disappointed by the ratio of enjoyment/time_spent_searching_for_the_album
At Budokan
Cheap TrickLive album is the real cheap trick... Live albums should not be in this list
Nevermind
Nirvana5 stars for Diogo... my buddy used to love Nirvana, he passed at the age of 16.
Grace
Jeff BuckleyOn the evening of May 29, 1997, Buckley's band flew to Memphis to join him in his studio to work on his new material. The same evening, Buckley went swimming fully dressed in Wolf River Harbor, a slack water channel of the Mississippi River, singing the chorus of "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin. Keith Foti, a roadie in Buckley's band, remained on shore. After moving a radio and guitar out of reach of the wake from a passing tugboat, Foti looked up to see that Buckley had vanished. The wake of the tug boat had swept him away from shore and under water. A rescue effort that night and the morning after by scuba teams and police failed to discover him. On June 4, passengers on the American Queen riverboat spotted his body in the Wolf River caught in some branches, and he was brought to land. Buckley's autopsy showed no signs of drugs or alcohol in his system, and the death was ruled an accidental drowning. The official Jeff Buckley website published a statement saying that his death was not mysterious and was not a suicide.
Pink Moon
Nick DrakeIt is a good album. However, it is too flat, all songs sound the same. I liked it but I completely understand when people fall asleep halfway through the album... and it is just a 28min album...
Led Zeppelin III
Led ZeppelinI'll give 4 stars because of peer pressure, but I don't see anything special about Led Zeppelin...
The Fat Of The Land
The ProdigyI had this CD... In the late 90's early 2000's that meant a lot...
Buenas Noches From A Lonely Room
Dwight YoakamThis album makes want to marry my cousin...
Endtroducing.....
DJ ShadowThis sounds like electronic-punk-rock-jazz-rap made for cop show theme songs... 4 stars
Electric Music For The Mind And Body
Country Joe & The FishThis album unlocks a new feature on Spotify that makes the surroundings smell like Patchouli...
Come Away With Me
Norah JonesOne of the finest voices here... what happened to her? Is she alive?
Bridge Over Troubled Water
Simon & GarfunkelMe first and gimme gimmes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGma3NrCFVA
Straight Outta Compton
N.W.A.Just the vibe from this album is already 5 stars... I'm sitting at my desk all bored out of my mind... halfway through the album I'm pumped up talking to myself "Yeah, fuck da police, pussy ass nigga"
Debut
BjörkDefinitely not for me... but she tries new stuff, you can tell that she makes every song unique, she mixes instruments (that sometimes they have nothing to do with one another...)