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Thu Sep 24 2020
The Boatman's Call
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
The first song was pretty good, which got my hopes up. The rest of it was /r/im14andthisisdeep dominionist bullshit sung slowly with a piano
2
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Fri Sep 25 2020
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kanye West
No one man should have all that power
5
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Mon Sep 28 2020
Quiet Life
Japan
Some solid stuff here, but sometimes it drifts into a bad Bowie impression backed by saxophones
3
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Tue Sep 29 2020
Clandestino
Manu Chao
I expected to say "I respect this, but it's not for me" and call it a day, but it was way more listenable than I expected. Plus, who can resist a lyric like "Welcome to Tijuana / Tequila, sexo, y marijuana"? Best track: Welcome to Tijuana.
4
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Wed Sep 30 2020
Either Or
Elliott Smith
Double-tracked whisper singing is my kryptonite. Best track: Pictures of Me.
1
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Thu Oct 01 2020
Buenas Noches From A Lonely Room
Dwight Yoakam
Dwight Yoakam was probably the first artist I ever hated. I listened to a lot of country radio when "Pocket of a Clown" came out, and I couldn't change the station fast enough whenever I heard his voice. This album did nothing to sway me. Best track: Send Me the Pillow.
1
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Fri Oct 02 2020
Let's Get Killed
David Holmes
I respect the skill that goes into making this kind of music, but the repetition kills me. 90% of the album was like a chisel being hammered into my skull. However, the one track I liked, I really liked. Best track: Don't Die Just Yet.
2
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Mon Oct 05 2020
At Folsom Prison
Johnny Cash
Johnny Cash is such a badass. I enjoyed learning about Glen Sherley, the inmate who wrote the final song on the album. Best track: Folsom Prison Blues.
4
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Tue Oct 06 2020
Foxbase Alpha
Saint Etienne
90s synth + 60s pop = this album. Atmospheric feel that is mostly pleasant and sometimes jarring. Inoffensive and safe. Best track: People Get Real.
3
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Wed Oct 07 2020
Fishscale
Ghostface Killah
Cocaine rap isn't my favorite thing, but the lyricism is on point. Best track: The Champ.
4
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Thu Oct 08 2020
Disraeli Gears
Cream
This album makes me want to drop acid. Best track: Sunshine Of Your Love.
5
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Fri Oct 09 2020
Raising Hell
Run-D.M.C.
They changed the game. Best track: Walk This Way.
4
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Mon Oct 12 2020
Hot Buttered Soul
Isaac Hayes
Huge respect for Hayes. However, one of the problems with releasing a four-track album is that when one of them starts with a 9 minute monologue, it sort of brings the whole thing down. Best track: Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic.
3
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Tue Oct 13 2020
Heaven Or Las Vegas
Cocteau Twins
Dream pop sung by an unintelligible Scottish woman never sounded so good. Best track: Iceblink Luck
4
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Wed Oct 14 2020
A Northern Soul
The Verve
Before they found their sound on "Urban Hymns," The Verve was an Oasis clone (maybe after, too, but just not as much). Mostly boring. Best track: This Is Music
3
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Thu Oct 15 2020
Phaedra
Tangerine Dream
This avant garde ambient album is innovative and influential, and should be celebrated for that. It's also mostly unlistenable. It belongs on the Stranger Things soundtrack, but I don't want to hear it otherwise. I did learn the word "krautrock" today, so that's something. Best track: Sequent C
2
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Fri Oct 16 2020
Play
Moby
I love everything about the story of this record, from Moby thinking it was going to be his last work before he had to get a real job to the fact that it took months to catch on. It's just bangers front to back. Best track: Porcelain.
5
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Mon Oct 19 2020
The Who Sell Out
The Who
Depending on who you read, this is either the best concept album of all time, or else the gimmick is a distraction from a weak collection of songs. I tend toward the latter, but it's not as if there isn't anything redeemable here. I find the concept distracting and not particularly well done. Best track: I Can See For Miles
3
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Tue Oct 20 2020
Triangle
The Beau Brummels
The soundscapes and lyrics are densely packed into the very brief songs, which are an expert mix of folk rock and psychedelia. This album caught me completely by surprise. Best track: The Wolf of Velvet Fortune
5
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Wed Oct 21 2020
Skylarking
XTC
The Wikipedia page for this album compares it to both "Smile" and "Abbey Road." It's not nearly that interesting. My opinion of it improved after a second listen, but not appreciably so. Best track: Sacrificial Bonfire
3
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Thu Oct 22 2020
Another Music In A Different Kitchen
Buzzcocks
Buzzcocks summed up the mission statement of punk right in the exact middle of this album: "I hate modern music/Disco, boogie, pop/They go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on/How I wish they would stop." This shit rocks. Best track: Sixteen
4
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Fri Oct 23 2020
The Last Broadcast
Doves
The word I keep coming up with is "almost." This album wants so desperately to be an epic, atmospheric magnum opus, but it's...not quite that. Hell of a try, though. Best track: Satellites
4
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Mon Oct 26 2020
L'Eau Rouge
The Young Gods
You never know if you truly like something until you try it, and now I can say with confidence that French industrial rock songs about period blood are not for me. Best track: Les enfants
2
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Tue Oct 27 2020
Vauxhall And I
Morrissey
It's okay. Best track: Used to Be a Sweet Boy
3
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Wed Oct 28 2020
Imagine
John Lennon
It's so much more than its title track. Demerit for explicit references to Yoko. Best track: Gimme Some Truth
4
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Thu Oct 29 2020
Black Metal
Venom
Intelligible metal is good metal. I feel like this album could have benefited from a producer saying, "Hey, this would be much more listenable if you dialed it back by 5 or 10 percent." Then again, what kind of metal band listens to that kind of advice? Best track: Don't Burn the Witch
3
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Fri Oct 30 2020
Let It Be
The Replacements
Paul Westerberg's voice is so cool. Best track: Unsatisfied
4
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Fri Oct 30 2020
Maggot Brain
Funkadelic
Banger after banger. I had to deduct from the final score because of the copious fart drops in Wars of Armageddon. Best track: Super Stupid
4
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Sat Oct 31 2020
American Pie
Don McLean
Fantastic songwriting top to bottom. One reason I'm glad for this project is that I never would have listened to anything of his beyond the title song. Best track: American Pie
4
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Sun Nov 01 2020
Live At The Regal
B.B. King
I don't love live albums. Cheering, little stories told to keep the crowd interested while instrumental changes are made, background noises - these are things I don't care to listen to when I put on some music at home or in the car. This album is one of the worst offenders from that standpoint. People whistle and cheer throughout. At one point early on, B.B. laughs at a comment somebody makes, so the crowd spends the next 2-3 songs making pithy comments after every sung line, trying to get some acknowledgement. Makes me want to tear my hair out. At the same time, I get why, if he's only going to get one entry on this list (?!), it would be a live album. The guy played 250+ shows a year for decades. The musicianship is off the charts (of course), and it feels like an honor to spend a little over half an hour with the King. I just wish it were under better circumstances. Best track: Please Love Me (because it has the least crowd noise)
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Mon Nov 02 2020
Le Tigre
Le Tigre
Another punk/pop punk/post-punk band that I've only ever heard of and never really given a chance. Le Tigre come out of the blocks swinging and don't let up until they've left a trail of destruction in their wake. They've got a Rudy Giuliani protest song that's relevant 21 years later. Best track: Deceptacon
4
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Tue Nov 03 2020
Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo
Devo
Starts with the fucking Devo guy singing "yeah, yuh-yuh-yeah yeah yeah!" over and over, moves on to the least essential Rolling Stones cover in history, and somehow goes downhill from there. All of the thumbs down. Best track: Space Junk
1
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Wed Nov 04 2020
Teen Dream
Beach House
I put every single track on my 1001 Albums playlist. For me, this album is the gold standard of dream pop. I could listen to it all day. Best track: Zebra
5
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Thu Nov 05 2020
Tago Mago
Can
The problem with experiments is sometimes they fail. I was vibing with this music, berating myself for judging another album by its genre, when all of a sudden I was assaulted with a 17 and half minute song that sounded like a monkey humping a didgeridoo, following by 11 and a half minutes of eastern strings accompanied by tiny men who crawl up your nose and dance upside down on the bottom of your brain. How many krautrock albums are on this stinking list? Best track: Halleluhwah
2
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Fri Nov 06 2020
Hunky Dory
David Bowie
Ziggy Stardust before he became Ziggy Stardust. Inventive, creative, and a joy to listen to. Best track: Life On Mars?
5
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Sat Nov 07 2020
Fear Of A Black Planet
Public Enemy
Chuck D delivers as always. Flava Flav is at the top of his game. Every track is a heater. It's rowdy, rude, and in your face. It's also one of the most culturally influential albums of all time. This one is an all-timer. Best track: Fight the Power
5
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Sun Nov 08 2020
Arise
Sepultura
There are moments when this thrash metal band uses its incredible technical ability to allow the speed with which they play to generate some forward momentum, but mostly they're happy to mindlessly assault the senses. What disappoints me most is they show flashes of something approaching interesting, but won't commit to it. Best track: Desperate Cry
3
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Mon Nov 09 2020
Aftermath
The Rolling Stones
Sorry to be Americentric, but the US version, which includes Paint it Black and ditches some of the less creative tracks of this album, is way better and more mature sounding than the UK version. As it is, it feels like they're on the verge of breaking out, but not quite there. Best track: Doncha Bother Me
3
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Tue Nov 10 2020
Cafe Bleu
The Style Council
I'm not really sure why this album is on the list. It's jazz/easy listening that isn't particularly innovative or influential. Even the review in the book damns it with faint praise. It's not bad, I guess? Best track: You're The Best Thing
2
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Wed Nov 11 2020
Headquarters
The Monkees
Notable because they played their own instruments for the first time like the big boys that they are. It also sold well. It's insane that this album, which sounds like it came out in 1962, was the #2 best-selling album during the Summer of Love. Best track: Shades of Gray
2
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Thu Nov 12 2020
Southern Rock Opera
Drive-By Truckers
This album is massive in both literal size and in scope. I feel like I could write three reviews: one about the sound, one about the Lynyrd Skynyrd metanarrative, and one about the attempt to rehabilitate the Southern image in the popular imagination. I'll focus on the last, because it's the most interesting. It's a noble attempt, and they mostly succeed, but they try a little to hard to have it both ways (i.e. "the duality of the Southern Thing"), and while the effort is respectable, I don't love that there are no less than three songs that lionize or at least soften George Fucking Wallace. Sure, they're being ironic when they celebrate that "George Wallace stared them Yankees down," but it's a hell of a singable line that's no doubt sung by a certain subset of their fandom with gusto, a fact they well recognize themselves later on: "few saw beyond the rebel flag/And this applies not only to their critics and detractors/but also their fans and followers." Patterson Hood wants so badly to redefine what it means to be a Southern man, but he can't help but throw a bone to the peanut gallery he himself happily dismisses. I found myself respecting this album more and more as I listened to it, but ultimately it's got some fundamental flaws that it can't fully overcome. One note about the sound: It's damn good. Best track: Dead, Drunk and Naked
4
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Fri Nov 13 2020
Deja Vu
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
Gets sappy at times (Teach Your Children) and the addition of Neil Young isn't always strictly a positive (Helpless), but they're legends for a reason, and they pulled out some great ones for this collaboration. Of course, their best offering comes courtesy of Joni Mitchell. Best track: Woodstock
4
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Sat Nov 14 2020
Remain In Light
Talking Heads
Innovative? Yes. Influential? Eh, maybe. Throw it on the heap of albums that are notable, but not necessarily a great listen. Also, it reminds me of that terrible Matt Damon movie about tiny people. Bet track: Seen and Not Seen
3
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Sun Nov 15 2020
Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against The Machine
I still feel like I'm getting away with something whenever I listen to this album. Best track: Know Your Enemy
5
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Mon Nov 16 2020
At Newport 1960
Muddy Waters
This album is credited with introducing Chicago-style blues to a white audience and influencing the likes of Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Angus Young, and more. Its footprint is so massive that it can't be overstated, and it's easy to see why. Waters starts with some blues standards and slowly turns up the heat until the crowd is going nuts. He plays his penultimate song twice, reportedly exhausting himself to the point that Otis Spann had to sing the final number. It's an expert balance of frenetic energy and casual blues musicianship. Just incredible. Best track: I've Got My Mojo Working - Pt. 2
5
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Tue Nov 17 2020
Back To Black
Amy Winehouse
There's a certain morbid curiosity here that reminds me of reading David Foster Wallace's thoughts on suicide. Maybe if Amy would have said yes to rehab, she'd still be around, but would we even know who she was? Best track: Rehab
4
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Wed Nov 18 2020
Highway 61 Revisited
Bob Dylan
The greatest songwriter of all time remade his image with this album, going electric for the first time in album format. It feels like you could write a thesis on each song, and probably somebody has, but they're also just a joy to kick back and absorb. This one will be high on my "Best of" list for sure. Best track: Like a Rolling Stone
5
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Thu Nov 19 2020
Smash
The Offspring
The Offspring are a bit of a mystery to me. They're clearly capable of elevating and in some ways redefining punk, but often content to settle down and succumb to the laziest tropes of the genre. Fortunately, most of their best work is captured in one album. If you were to make a true best of compilation, you might grab one or two from elsewhere, but the collection would start and end with Smash. It's filled with allusions and wordplay that reward repeated listens, and you'll want to listen again, because it fucking rocks. I don't know if it's a shame that they couldn't replicate that success or a blessing that they did it once. Best track: Come Out and Play
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Fri Nov 20 2020
Picture Book
Simply Red
Conjure every cliche you can think of when I say the words "Mid-80s adult contemporary music." This is that and more. I had to take three breaks while listening to this 45 minute album. Best track: Heaven
1
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Sat Nov 21 2020
Africa Brasil
Jorge Ben Jor
Catchy as hell. Some of the lyrics are pretty clever, from what I could tell by reading them on Google Translate, but it doesn't really come across in the music, so I'm hesitant to give a higher score. A worthy entry that I probably won't think about again. Best track: Ponta de Lança Africano (Umbabarauma)
3
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Sun Nov 22 2020
69 Love Songs
The Magnetic Fields
I had a ton of trepidation going into this 3 hour listen. There's some filler, and not every song is a winner, but the bottom line is that this ambitious project worked. Stephin Merrit subverts expectations, both lyrically and musically, at every turn. It feels like the musical version of the play in Charlie Kaufman's Synecdoche, New York, a sprawling epic that grows and grows until it eats itself. I mean that in the best way. It's easy to get lost in the massive sea of songs, and I think that's the intent. Best track: The Book of Love
5
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Mon Nov 23 2020
Eli And The Thirteenth Confession
Laura Nyro
Standard 60s blue-eyed soul pop with an occasional dash of Gershwin-esque jazz and an extra helping of inane lyrics. Boring. Best track: Luckie
2
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Tue Nov 24 2020
American IV: The Man Comes Around
Johnny Cash
Some of the best covers ever made, but don't overlook the originals. What a legend. Best track: Hurt
4
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Wed Nov 25 2020
KE*A*H** (Psalm 69)
Ministry
Repetition CAN be artistic. In this case, it's not. The only good thing about this album is that the Butthole Surfers guy showed up and sort of half rescued one of the songs. Best track: Jesus Built My Hotrod
1
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Thu Nov 26 2020
Truth And Soul
Fishbone
Socially conscious ska funk-rock is better on paper than in practice, at least in this case. Best track: Change
3
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Fri Nov 27 2020
Green River
Creedence Clearwater Revival
The classics are classics for a reason. Best track: Green River
5
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Sat Nov 28 2020
Moving Pictures
Rush
The prog rock era of the Holy Triumvirate is my favorite. I don't love the hard rock years, and I don't have a lot of use for the Ayn Rand tribute era that preceded this one. The balance of this album is perfect. A couple of rock solid hits, one of the best instrumentals of all time, and a double song track for the math rock nerds, all in 40 minutes. Incredible. Best track: Limelight
5
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Sun Nov 29 2020
Sunday At The Village Vanguard
Bill Evans Trio
Jazz without a horn = music to fall asleep to. I respect the skill, but it's not for me. Best track: Jade Visions
2
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Mon Nov 30 2020
Figure 8
Elliott Smith
The double-tracked singing still really bugs me. There are a couple of songs where it isn't as anemic, but mostly it makes me involuntarily clench my teeth. He's clearly a very talented musician and songwriter, but I wish some producer would have pulled him aside at some point and insisted he partner up with a good singer. There are a few songs that could have been enjoyable. What a shame. Best track: Son of Sam
2
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Tue Dec 01 2020
Music for the Masses
Depeche Mode
There are a couple of songs that don't sound like Depeche Mode songs. Those are the best ones. Best track: Pimpf
3
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Wed Dec 02 2020
Third/Sister Lovers
Big Star
Eight different versions of this album have been released. Eight! The book tells me that the 1992 edition is the definitive track listing, and I couldn't find that one in Spotify, so I had to create a list with all of the tracks in the correct order in order to listen. I'm not sure it was worth the trouble. The lyrics read like they were scrawled on a wrinkled piece of paper during lunch right before they were due in 7th period, and the instrumentation doesn't really elevate them enough for me. Chilton's voice is poppy and pleasant, and I suspect this is why this album has developed a following. Best track: O, Dana.
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Thu Dec 03 2020
Born To Run
Bruce Springsteen
I don't buy Bruce as a significant figure in American mythology. It's all so manufactured and engineered to appear authentic. He thinks he's Dylan, but he's not, and I suppose I should applaud the effort, but it's just so damn hard to look past the affected growl and the unbearable saxophones - not to mention the faux-intellectual lyrics. I didn't hate this as much as I thought I would, but I didn't like it, either. He was dad rock when we were kids, so I'm pretty sure that makes him grandpa rock now. Best track: Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out
2
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Fri Dec 04 2020
The Man Machine
Kraftwerk
It must have been wild to discover this album in 1978 - a bunch of German weirdos singing in robot voices about space lasers. Still listenable today. Best track: The Model
3
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Sat Dec 05 2020
Mothership Connection
Parliament
We want the funk. Give up the funk. Best track: Give Up The Funk (Tear The Roof Off The Sucker)
5
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Sun Dec 06 2020
The Hissing Of Summer Lawns
Joni Mitchell
A little too experimental. This is my least favorite of Joni Mitchell's albums, but it's not as if there isn't good material. Best track: Sweet Bird
3
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Mon Dec 07 2020
Nighthawks At The Diner
Tom Waits
This album was recorded over the course of two nights in a studio made up like a jazz club, complete with an invitation-only crowd. Tom Waits works the room, introducing almost every number with a story, then easing into the song, sometimes singing, sometimes merely pontificating while the crowd encourages him. It's a format that might not work for any other artist, but it's perfect for Waits' neo-noir hangdog vagabond persona. There are parts of Tom Waits' discography that I don't completely get, but not this. This works. Best track: Eggs and Sausage (In a Cadillac with Susan Michelson)
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Tue Dec 08 2020
MTV Unplugged In New York
Nirvana
I'm trying to get over my annoyance that this wasn't, in fact, an unplugged performance, and look at the music objectively, but it's hard. At the end of the day, they're still mumbly Nirvana songs, or covers done in the mumbly Nirvana way. This album was treated with kid gloves when it came out because Kurt Cobain had just died, and I don't understand why people still think it's great now. Best track: Dumb
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Wed Dec 09 2020
Sweet Baby James
James Taylor
There's some seriously saccharine stuff here, but when he's on, he's on. Best track: Fire and Rain
4
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Thu Dec 10 2020
Sticky Fingers
The Rolling Stones
Many people have this as the best Stones album, but to me, it feels incomplete somehow. I think that in 1971, they were trying to answer the question, "Are the Stones more than the sum of their parts?" I'm not sure we need the answer to this question today as much as we did 50 years ago. This may be their most well-rounded album, but I'm not sure it's their best. Best track: Moonlight Mile
5
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Fri Dec 11 2020
Astral Weeks
Van Morrison
I don't dislike Van Morrison, but he's always seemed to me to be the product of the English press trying way too hard to make him into an Irish Bob Dylan. The lyrics here are mostly non-sensical, and there's way too much flute, but it's a solid album. I get why it's on this list, but I don't get why it's treated as if it's part of the Pantheon of Great Music. Best track: Cyprus Avenue
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Sat Dec 12 2020
If I Could Only Remember My Name
David Crosby
This list of collaborators on this album is wild: multiple members of each of Jefferson Airplane, The Grateful Dead, and Santana, plus the entire CSNY crew, and of course Joni Mitchell. Three of the nine songs are instrumentals, one of them (Cowboy Movie) reads like it was written by a mental patient, and the rest offer little in the way of lyrical complexity. It sounds incredible, though, and not only is the sound enough to overcome all of that, it feels like a feature rather than a bug. One of my favorite albums so far. Best track: What Are Their Names
5
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Sun Dec 13 2020
Here Come The Warm Jets
Brian Eno
expected a solo album from a self-proclaimed "non-musician" producer to perhaps include interesting collaborations and subdued vocals. Mostly, though, it's nonsense sung loudly and poorly over repetitive and uncreative instrumentation. There were three tracks that I (mostly) liked, and two of them had weird tags. On Some Faraway Beach ends abruptly with what sounds like somebody taking a piano lesson, and Some Of Them Are Old fades away into 30 full seconds of wind chimes. Less than the sum of its parts. Best track: Here Come The Warm Jets
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Mon Dec 14 2020
Another Green World
Brian Eno
Mostly ambient pop, some of which is pleasing and some of which is very much not. Very hit and miss. Best track: The Big Ship
3
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Tue Dec 15 2020
Tapestry
Carole King
The most impressive thing about this album is the consistency. Every track is carefully and creatively crafted, and there's not a single one that stands out in a bad way. Having said that, nothing really sets it apart as an all-time great, either. It's a really, really solid album. Best track: You've Got A Friend
4
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Wed Dec 16 2020
Pieces Of The Sky
Emmylou Harris
The tribute to Gram Parsons is worth the price of admission, but otherwise it's kind of a standard country album. Best track: Boulder to Birmingham
3
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Thu Dec 17 2020
Soul Mining
The The
Man, this is some seriously angsty shit. I hope this guy finds what he's looking for. In the meantime, I'm going to recommend that he stay away from drugs. Best track: Uncertain Smile
4
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Fri Dec 18 2020
Moby Grape
Moby Grape
I'd never heard of this band. It was interesting to learn about their brief rise and very long, unfortunate fall. There's a cult following around this band that perpetuates a mythology about how they were screwed badly by their manager, and should be as big as The Beatles, and so on and so forth. There's no doubt they were screwed, but it also feels like maybe there were some self-inflicted wounds along the way. In any case, they put together a great debut album with a killer sound. The fact that all five members contribute to vocals allows them to do some interesting things, especially with the harmonies. There's some nice guitar work in here as well. Best track: Sitting By The Window
4
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Sat Dec 19 2020
Talking Book
Stevie Wonder
Automatic 4 because of Superstition. The rest is hit or miss. Best track: Superstition
4
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Sun Dec 20 2020
Swordfishtrombones
Tom Waits
Some really good songs, some not so much. Very uneven. So, a typical Tom Waits album. The title song didn't even feature any trombones. Wtf. Best track: Down, Down, Down
3
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Mon Dec 21 2020
Hms Fable
Shack
It would be hard to review this album without comparing Shack to Oasis, so I won't try. It's a band fronted by troubled brothers who sing soaring melodies about scoring heroin accompanied by strings. They're the Liverpudlian Oasis. In fact, the two bands had a sort of co-dependent relationship, even if one made it big while the other one opened for them years later. This certainly sounds like an Oasis album, but better; a glance at the lyrics reveals a song-writing talent that the Gallaghers could only dream of. Shack is one of those "what could have been" bands that nevertheless managed to pull it together long enough to make one memorable album, and this is solid stuff. Best track: Beautiful
4
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Tue Dec 22 2020
NEU! 75
Neu!
David Bowie specifically names this album as an influence on his German era, which is very evident, especially once you know that fact. This is by far the most listenable of any album I've had so far with the label of krautrock. I'm still not sure I want to voluntarily spend time with it. It was fine. Best track: After Eight
3
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Wed Dec 23 2020
Abbey Road
Beatles
This is, no hyperbole, the greatest album of all time. It's the last one the Beatles made all together, and they almost tore each other apart doing so. There are tracks where Lennon doesn't appear, tracks where McCartney doesn't feature as prominently as he would have previously, and tracks where you can almost feel the frustration. In spite of it all, what they put together was incredible and, as always, greater than the sum of its parts. Here Comes the Sun is George Harrison's best work. I Want You (She's So Heavy) is a typical complex contribution from John. Paul took "some crap John wrote in India" and weaved it together with some of his own material to make the masterpiece that is the Abbey Road medley. Ringo...well, Octopus's Garden is pretty good, as far as Ringo's stuff goes. He did finally get a solo, which is nice. The album is so packed that I haven't even mentioned several other greats: Come Together, Something, and Because are all-timers. Best track: the medley
5
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Thu Dec 24 2020
Oracular Spectacular
MGMT
This might be blasphemous, but fuck it - there are shades of David Bowie in here. The hits are here, but the deeper cuts are infinitely listenable. Just an enjoyable album front to back. Best track: Kids
5
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Fri Dec 25 2020
Seventeen Seconds
The Cure
Seventeen seconds is the amount of time I listened before checking out. It's a 35 minute album that feels much, much longer. Aggressively boring. Best track: M
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Sat Dec 26 2020
A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector
Various Artists
So. Much. Woodblock. Pretty good for a Christmas album, if a bit uneven. Almost dropped it to a 2 because of the final track. Best track: Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
3
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Sun Dec 27 2020
Axis: Bold As Love
Jimi Hendrix
Hendrix's creative genius is on full display here. Occasionally drifts into "pushing boundaries that don't need to be pushed" territory. Best track: Little Wing
4
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Mon Dec 28 2020
Dire Straits
Dire Straits
A perfect album for a lazy Sunday afternoon. Really solid blues rock. Best track: Wild West End
4
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Tue Dec 29 2020
Bridge Over Troubled Water
Simon & Garfunkel
A stone cold classic. I almost gave a demerit for the horrific live song, but the rest of the album is perfect. Best track: The Only Living Boy in New York
5
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Wed Dec 30 2020
Blue Lines
Massive Attack
The tracks featuring Shara Nelson on vocals were pretty good. The rest...not so much. I might like this if I were into dance music. Best track: Unfinished Sympathy.
2
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Thu Dec 31 2020
Repeater
Fugazi
This album is supposed to be angry, but it didn't make me feel anything. Mostly unremarkable. Best track: Brendan 1
3
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Fri Jan 01 2021
I’ve Got a Tiger By the Tail
Buck Owens
The importance of this album can't be overstated. Owens and Don Rich (along with Merle, but never mind that) pioneered the honky-tonk sound that influenced generations of country musicians, and nearly every song on this album has been covered many times over. One of the major issues with this album is that in almost every case, the covers are better than the originals. It speaks well of the songwriting that so many people wanted to sing these songs, but I can't help but think that an album with the best version of each song would be exponentially better. The other issue is that the audio production is downright awful. Much of the singing is distorted and occasionally gets drowned in the mix. The panning is all over the place, to the point of being distracting. I know they were still getting used to mixing boards in the 50s, but I don't think we should be grading this on a curve. Best track: Streets of Laredo
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Sat Jan 02 2021
Home Is Where The Music Is
Hugh Masekela
There were parts I really dug (mostly the trumpet) and parts I really didn't (mostly the alto sax). Some good grooves here. Best track: Maseru
3
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Sun Jan 03 2021
Deserter's Songs
Mercury Rev
This band flopped commercially and decided to make one album for themselves before breaking up, and this was the result. It grabbed my attention and didn't let go. There's a bit too much of the musical saw, and the singing is a bit weak, but they don't lack for heart, and it shines through. Not what I expected when I spun it up. Best track: Holes
4
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Mon Jan 04 2021
Can't Buy A Thrill
Steely Dan
I've never really listened to Steely Dan outside of their hits, and it looks like I need to take another look. There's not a weak spot on this album. Best track: Do It Again
4
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Tue Jan 05 2021
Dookie
Green Day
This was the first "Parental Advisory - Explicit Lyrics" album I was able to get away with owning. I haven't listened to this one (or anything by Green Day, really) in years, and I was afraid it wouldn't hold up. I needn't have worried. Best track: Basket Case
5
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Wed Jan 06 2021
The Contino Sessions
Death In Vegas
I'm not into the type of electronica that takes a measure or two and repeats it 256 times in a row. That's not what this whole album was, but it was enough of it to really beat me down. There's some decent stuff buried here. I'm not sure it's worth the effort to dig out. Best track: Aladdin's Story
2
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Thu Jan 07 2021
All The Young Dudes
Mott The Hoople
All I knew about this band before today was that David Bowie liked them enough to write them a song so they wouldn't break up, and it became their most successful single. So, I was unprepared for how well-rounded this album was. It's actually really good; however, I listened to the version of the song with Bowie singing, and I wish he would have just kept it for himself. Best track: All the Young Dudes
4
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Fri Jan 08 2021
Ocean Rain
Echo And The Bunnymen
Echo and the Bunnymen have achieved a rare feat here, combining thoughtful lyrics with interesting melodies, backed by a 35-piece orchestra. Unfortunately, I had a hard time feeling much of anything while listening to the album, mostly because the lead singer is horribly bland and generic. Best track: Seven Seas
4
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Sat Jan 09 2021
Vento De Maio
Elis Regina
She's clearly a very talented singer with incredible artistic range. This didn't grab me, and that's as much about the music as it is the fact that it's a foreign language album. Best track: Tiro Ao Álvaro
3
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Sun Jan 10 2021
Basket of Light
Pentangle
There were moments in the beginning, mostly when the glockenspiel and sitar featured prominently, when I couldn't decide whether I loved or hated this album. Ultimately, it won me over. The harmonies are tight and the guitar parts are impressive. It's a solid English folk album. Best track: Hunting Song
4
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Mon Jan 11 2021
Be
Common
Common and Ye in their primes. It doesn't get much better than this.
5
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Tue Jan 12 2021
Solid Air
John Martyn
Super inconsistent from one song to the next. Some really nice guitar work, but not usually enough to elevate a boring tune. This guy sounds like he doesn't move his jaw when he sings. Best track: Over the Hill
2
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Wed Jan 13 2021
British Steel
Judas Priest
🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘. Best track: Breaking the Law
5
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Thu Jan 14 2021
Wild Gift
X
Most of it was generic punk. A few standout tracks, but not enough to make me want to listen again. Best track: It's Who You Know
2
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Fri Jan 15 2021
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Wilco
Transcendent. This album was originally scheduled to release on 9/11, yet it somehow captures the post-9/11 ethos perfectly. It's also fresh today. Complex in all the right ways, without sacrificing listenability or accessibility. It's cliche for hipsters to fawn over this album, but in this case, they're right. Best track: I Am Trying to Break Your Heart
5
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Sat Jan 16 2021
Forever Changes
Love
Some really interesting arrangements here. Many of the lyrics were thoughtful and meaningful, but there are some serious duds in here as well. Overall, I really liked it, but (I'm sorry for this) I didn't Love it. Best track: You Set the Scene
4
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Sun Jan 17 2021
The Renaissance
Q-Tip
I love Q-Tip in ATCQ, and some of his features are among my favorites. It's hard to stick with his lazy delivery for an entire album, though. Could have used more appearances by the Norah Joneses of the world. Best track: Won't Trade
3
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Mon Jan 18 2021
Hysteria
Def Leppard
If I had the power to delete one song from the world's consciousness and ensure it had never been made, Pour Some Sugar On Me would be on the shortlist. So, I entered this one with some trepidation. There are certainly some songs where you have to turn your brain off in order to enjoy it; "Don't Shoot Shot Gun" is an easy target, but see also Armageddon It. The lyrics are so inane they almost ruin an incredible sounding song. That's the thing, though - outside of the sugar song, it sounds amazing. A great album for background listening. I'm glad that this project forced me to take another look at this one. Best track: Gods of War
4
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Tue Jan 19 2021
Graceland
Paul Simon
I knew a bit about the making of this album, but not the whole story, which was really interesting. Unfortunately, reading the story was a better experience than listening to the album. It's very 80s, with fadeouts on nearly every song. And the percussion - for a genre that's supposed to be built on the bass line and not the drum set, why is it so damn forward in the mix? For a collaboration it featured a bit too much Paul Simon, which feels weird to say, but nevertheless I think it's true. Points for creativity and for introducing the world to a different kind of music. Best track: You Can Call Me Al
3
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Wed Jan 20 2021
Rattus Norvegicus
The Stranglers
Women are objects and Jews are not people in the world of The Stranglers. I still have some reflection to do about why I'm okay with excusing this type of bigotry in other artists, but for now, I'll say that this shit put me in a bad mood today. Being a dick doesn't make you punk. Best track: Goodbye Toulouse
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Thu Jan 21 2021
Countdown To Ecstasy
Steely Dan
I wasn't sure what I thought about this one, but I read that they focused on incorporating some jazz into their sound, so I listened again, and it was clear as day. Kind of weird how articulating a genre or influence of a genre can lock everything into place. Not as single-friendly as Can't Buy A Thrill, but still just as enjoyable. Best track: King of the World
4
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Fri Jan 22 2021
Pills 'n' Thrills And Bellyaches
Happy Mondays
TIL about Madchester, a genre that blends British alt-rock and dance music. It's about as gross as it sounds. I was pretty disappointed in this album until the last song, which I absolutely loved. Best track: Harmony
3
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Sat Jan 23 2021
Blonde On Blonde
Bob Dylan
The man won a Nobel Prize for Literature, and this album is the reason. It's an accomplishment of a lifetime, even before the lyrics are set to music. I don't think I have the words for this one. It's great. It's great. Best track: Visions of Johanna
5
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Sun Jan 24 2021
The Stranger
Billy Joel
Billy Joel's biggest hits are elsewhere, but his best songs are here. This is him at his purest, I guess. Best track: Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)
4
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Mon Jan 25 2021
A Night At The Opera
Queen
I was blown away by the scope of this album. It's probably best known for its two epics, but that summary ignores the depth and breadth of the rest of its offerings. What other rock project contains a hate song for a former manager, a Bowie-esque space folk song, and a combination Dixieland/ukulele number? All of the experiments work. I have a tendency to reduce Bohemian Rhapsody to a product of Wayne's World fame, and I'm definitely guilty of taking it for granted due to its overexposure. A fresh listen reaffirms its status as a masterpiece, and the thing of it is, it's not out of place on the album. The whole thing is a work of art. Best track: Bohemian Rhapsody
5
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Tue Jan 26 2021
Brothers In Arms
Dire Straits
I don't get it. I read a lot of reviews, trying to understand it, and the consensus seems to be that this is their best album. For me, it's a million miles away from their self-titled album, and they moved in the wrong direction. Best track: So Far Away
3
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Wed Jan 27 2021
Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea
PJ Harvey
This is the kind of album where if you like it, you say that the artist displayed her range, whereas if you don't, you say that it's inconsistent. I fall into the latter camp. Some of the songs were pretty good, though I hesitate to call any of them great, and many of them fell flat. I don't really like her affected growl, and there's something about some of the backing instrumentation that didn't age well, but I can't put my finger on what it is. Best track: This is Love
3
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Thu Jan 28 2021
90
808 State
I listened to this album for 39 minutes and now I'm clinically insane. I worry for the people who seek this out voluntarily. Best track: Magical Dream
1
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Fri Jan 29 2021
Fever To Tell
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
I really like Karen O, but I kinda feel like she's a bit wasted in the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. This album has some bright spots, but overall, it's just okay. Best track: Maps
3
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Sat Jan 30 2021
Endtroducing.....
DJ Shadow
The first album made entirely of samples. I like it when an artist uses samples effectively and then elevates the material. There's no elevation here. Everything is mixed nicely enough, but after listening to this for over an hour, I'm not sure why I'm supposed to give it any more attention. Best track: Midnight In A Perfect World
2
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Sun Jan 31 2021
Phrenology
The Roots
I heard this album in my RA's room not long after it came out, and at the time I didn't really know much about The Roots. It blew my mind then, and it blew my mind again today. Black Thought is the best lyricist in the game imo. Best track: Thought @ Work
5
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Mon Feb 01 2021
Live And Dangerous
Thin Lizzy
A double live album that's pulled from several different shows and later overdubbed is bound to be rather unenjoyable, and that's before considering that it's mediocre 70s rock. I have no idea how this made anybody's list of essential albums. Completely disposable. Best track: Massacre
1
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Tue Feb 02 2021
Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
Arctic Monkeys
A really fun post-punk album. I find it a bit strange that this album is on the list, but not the superior AM. Best track: When The Sun Goes Down
4
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Wed Feb 03 2021
L.A. Woman
The Doors
It's impossible to listen to this album and not feel like the coolest person around. Best track: Riders on the Storm
4
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Thu Feb 04 2021
Violent Femmes
Violent Femmes
Fun record that sounds like it was mostly written by somebody in high school (because it was). Skip to any given section of any given song, and it sounds really similar to the last thing you were listening to, just with more or less xylophone. Best track: Blister in the Sun
3
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Fri Feb 05 2021
Ready To Die
The Notorious B.I.G.
I really wanted to give the GOAT a 5, but the skits on this album are out of control, in a bad way. This is definitely one where you put several tracks in a playlist and never touch the rest of it again. Best track: The What
4
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Sat Feb 06 2021
Loveless
My Bloody Valentine
This is the brand of shoegaze that I don't super love. It's pleasant enough, but the fuzzy lyrics and lack of focus on melody really bring it down for me. I'm not sure I completely understand the universal acclaim this band/record gets. Best track: Soon
4
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Sun Feb 07 2021
Stankonia
OutKast
Maybe my favorite hip hop album of all time. So innovative and ahead of its time. Bangers on bangers. Best track: B.O.B
5
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Mon Feb 08 2021
A Girl Called Dusty
Dusty Springfield
An album full of covers, most of which don't improve on the original and/or were covered better by others. Best track: Don't You Know
2
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Tue Feb 09 2021
Stardust
Willie Nelson
When Willie covers a song, he makes it his. Best track: Moonlight in Vermont
4
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Wed Feb 10 2021
My Generation
The Who
One of the things I've really enjoyed about this project is finding lesser known songs from artists I already know. When it comes to The Who, though, most of their deeper album cuts do nothing for me. There are some okay ones here, but the hit-to-miss ratio is way too low. Best track: My Generation
3
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Thu Feb 11 2021
Elephant
The White Stripes
Compelling from start to finish. A couple of annoyances that I could nitpick, but it's a great album. Best track: Seven Nation Army
5
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Fri Feb 12 2021
The Dreaming
Kate Bush
Weird and borderline unlistenable, but at least some of the lyrics are thoughtful. Best track: Houdini
2
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Sat Feb 13 2021
Station To Station
David Bowie
One day at David Bowie's house, Iggy Pop took a bunch of drugs and hallucinated that his girlfriend was being eaten by a TV, so naturally, Bowie turned it into a song. He was so coked out while making this album that he says he only has one memory of asking for a certain guitar riff, and nothing else. I think the lesson here is, if you're going to do drugs, you should either be as talented as David Bowie or have a friend with that level of talent that can turn your experience into a trippy song. Best track: TVC 15
4
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Sun Feb 14 2021
Bone Machine
Tom Waits
There has never been a more apt album title. The music is indeed stripped down to its bones. Tom sings his existential angst over percussion that sounds like it's just Tom Waits banging on shit with whatever he can find (because it is). It's all so very Tom Waits, and so very 90s (check out that album cover, complete with font that looks like a cross between the espn2 logo and anything produced by Tim Burton), and it works. Best track: That Feel
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Mon Feb 15 2021
Broken English
Marianne Faithfull
I could take or leave the vocals, but I'd listen to an album of just the band grooving. Some fun, if somewhat forgettable songs here. Best track: The Ballad of Lucy Jordan
3
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Tue Feb 16 2021
Inspiration Information
Shuggie Otis
Funky. A couple of forgettable tracks, but really pleasant overall. Best track: Sparkle City
4
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Wed Feb 17 2021
Follow The Leader
Korn
An interminably long album featuring lots of growling, vocal-fry singing, whispering, gibberish, and bagpipes. It's not just that the music sucks. The lyrics are inane, and I feel like I'm being generous with that description. A low point is "All in the Family," where Jonathan Davis and Fred Durst trade stupid insults that are variations on "You're a fag lol" for five very long minutes. I had successfully scrubbed this song from my brain, but here it is again, tormenting me. I don't hate this album as much as I fear having to hear it again. That may not be true; I do hate it as well. Best track: Freak on a Leash
1
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Thu Feb 18 2021
1999
Prince
Really impressive opening set of tracks. Unfortunately, the rest of it can't quite keep up. Best track: Little Red Corvette
3
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Fri Feb 19 2021
Fragile
Yes
I struggle with the albums where there's clearly a ton of skill involved, and I'm legitimately very impressed, but none of the music is something I would ever choose to listen to, especially a second time. I guess I'll just plop down a 3 and move on. Best track: Mood for a Day
3
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Sat Feb 20 2021
System Of A Down
System Of A Down
I don't think I've listened to this since high school, and I was afraid it wouldn't hold up, but it absolutely did. I put the entire album on my 1001 Albums playlist. Best song: Sugar
5
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Sun Feb 21 2021
Under Construction
Missy Elliott
There are a few swings and misses here, but also a whole lot to like. Every collaboration works. It's criminal how underrated she is. Best track: Gossip Folks
4
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Mon Feb 22 2021
Pictures At An Exhibition
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Started off with a well-known classical piece played nicely on a pipe organ, and I thought to myself, "Maybe this one doesn't have any of the masturbatory prog rock bullshit, and that's why it's on the list." How foolish and naïve. There's a ton of musicianship here, and it's all very impressive, but I'm baffled by the person who plunks down $72 or whatever to go watch a guy play the Moog for what seems like hours. Best track: Promenade (the first one)
3
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Tue Feb 23 2021
Time Out Of Mind
Bob Dylan
This album sounds like Dylan's "I've Been to the Mountaintop" speech, and in fact, he almost died after releasing it. Thankfully, he's still around, but that does nothing to diminish the album's dark look at mortality. It's brutally honest, like any Dylan record, but this one feels moreso. Best track: Not Dark Yet
5
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Wed Feb 24 2021
The Pleasure Principle
Gary Numan
I thought I would hate this. It's not terrible. Best track: Cars
3
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Thu Feb 25 2021
Killing Joke
Killing Joke
Listened to it twice and never understood a single word (to be fair, some of it was in German). Some really sick grooves, though. Best track: S.O.36
4
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Fri Feb 26 2021
Moss Side Story
Barry Adamson
It's a demo reel for a guy who wanted to make movie soundtracks. My best theory for why this is on the list is that it's the closest they could get to breaking their own rule about not including soundtracks. Best track: The Swinging Detective
2
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Sat Feb 27 2021
Different Class
Pulp
It's pretty good Britpop, so of course if you read any English reviewer, they're the second coming. Their most prominent single, Common People, is pretty badass, but the rest of it is mostly just horny generic pop. Best track: Common People
4
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Sun Feb 28 2021
Parachutes
Coldplay
Of course it's ridiculous to compare this band to the best in history, but that doesn't mean they're bad. This is a perfectly competent debut album. Best track: Yellow
3
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Mon Mar 01 2021
Abattoir Blues / The Lyre of Orpheus
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
A double album that could (should?) have been a single album. I really enjoyed the songs with the backing choir. Best track: There She Goes, My Beautiful World
4
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Tue Mar 02 2021
Highway to Hell
AC/DC
Not my favorite of theirs, but it still rocks. Best track: Highway to Hell
4
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Wed Mar 03 2021
A Short Album About Love
The Divine Comedy
Exactly what it says on the tin. I'm a sucker for orchestral arrangements. Best track: Everybody Knows (Except You)
4
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Thu Mar 04 2021
The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Velvet Underground
I respect The Velvet Underground and like a lot of their stuff, but there are parts of this one where they lose me. Mostly it's the parts with the electric viola (wtf), and unfortunately, that overshadows what would otherwise be some really solid stuff. The album that has Sweet Jane on it should have been on this list instead. Best track: All Tomorrow's Parties
2
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Fri Mar 05 2021
Ten
Pearl Jam
There's no denying the massive size and scope of this album. A definite high point for the band. Best track: Even Flow
4
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Sat Mar 06 2021
Apocalypse 91… The Enemy Strikes Black
Public Enemy
It's a Flava Flav heavy album, which makes it lesser Public Enemy for me. Best track: By the Time I Get to Arizona
3
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Sun Mar 07 2021
Colour By Numbers
Culture Club
Corny as hell. Best track: Miss Me Blind
2
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Mon Mar 08 2021
Rip It Up
Orange Juice
Scottish New Wave Funk from the 80s is an unholy combination on paper, so I was surprised to find several tracks on this album that were not just listenable, but enjoyable. I never would have picked this album up in a million years. Best track: Louise Louise
3
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Tue Mar 09 2021
Rumours
Fleetwood Mac
The album is obviously full of hits - even the deeper cuts feel like they would be a lead single for a different band - but what sets it apart is that you feel like you're on the front row for a beautifully intimate slow-motion car crash. Nearly every member of the band was involved in some kind of break-up while recording (some of the separations were with each other), and they each handled it in Their Own Way, making for a diverse and yet unified look at heartbreak. Best track: Go Your Own Way
5
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Wed Mar 10 2021
A Wizard, A True Star
Todd Rundgren
Sounds like an album that was written in some dude's bedroom while he was on psychedelics. There are plenty of "Mr. Kite's Glass Walrus" moments (and a John Lennon diss track, apparently), but it also manages the trick of staying down to earth without being particularly dense or impenetrable. Rundgren didn't release any singles because he wanted people to listen to the whole album straight through, which is typically an eyeroll worthy statement, but in this case, I think it's a cohesive enough unit that a straight listen is probably the best route to take. This thing got better as it went. A great listening experience. Best track: Just One Victory
5
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Thu Mar 11 2021
Goo
Sonic Youth
This was Sonic Youth's jump to a major label, and the contemporary reviews I read praised the album for its authenticity, which I take to mean that they didn't sell out by getting rid of the bullshit. I can confirm that there is still plenty of bullshit to wade through. Best track: Kool Thing
3
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Fri Mar 12 2021
Go Girl Crazy
The Dictators
This album is like the grandfather of punk rock. It certainly sounds punk: adolescent humor, repeated shouts of "Let's go!", and tracks that were clearly recorded in one take. Some of it is really fun, but there's a lot of dumb here, and that's hard to overlook. Best track: Two Tub Man
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Sat Mar 13 2021
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Two massive hits and a whole lot of what feels like incomplete demos. A pretty good debut. Best track: American Girl
3
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Sun Mar 14 2021
White Ladder
David Gray
I didn't really get it, and after awhile, I decided I didn't care enough to keep trying to get it. It's a guy pouring his heart out into some pedestrian, mediocre songs. At least the effort's there. Best track: This Year's Love
3
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Mon Mar 15 2021
White Blood Cells
The White Stripes
I'm not sure this album needed 16 songs, even at only 40 minutes. Still a hell of a ride, though. Best track: We're Going to Be Friends
4
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Tue Mar 16 2021
1984
Van Halen
The album where they added synthesizers. The rest, as they say, is history. Best track: Panama
4
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Wed Mar 17 2021
Remedy
Basement Jaxx
In a Rolling Stone interview, one of the members of Basement Jaxx bemoaned the state of dance music, using words like "robotic," "shiny," and "superficial" (among others). I would use all of those words to describe this horribly generic dance album, so I would say that they failed in their quest to transform the genre. They also failed to make house music interesting. Hard pass. Best track: U Can't Stop Me
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Thu Mar 18 2021
Sea Change
Beck
Beck traded in his two turntables and a microphone for an acoustic guitar and an atmospheric sound, and it works. Melancholy was in in 2002, and this is among the best that era has to offer. Best track: Round the Bend
4
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Fri Mar 19 2021
Bitte Orca
Dirty Projectors
A great deal of this record is a guy singing in falsetto while two female voices do a weird "vocal hocketing" thing that I learned about today. Dirty Projectors is one of those art pop bands that think switching obscure time signatures in the middle of a song makes them worthy. Technical acumen is nice, but they occassionally forget to make the music listenable at the same time. Best track: Two Doves
3
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Sat Mar 20 2021
Cross
Justice
It's Daft Punk, but compressed and distorted to hell. Grading on a curve and giving a 3 because it's a dance album that only made me want to play in traffic like four times. Best track: D.A.N.C.E.
3
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Sun Mar 21 2021
Darkdancer
Les Rythmes Digitales
The book says that this album is "[f]aux French electronica at its best," which leads me to several questions. Why does faux French electronica exist, and why are we keeping tabs on it? Is this really the exemplar of the genre, and if so, what does bad faux French electronica sound like? Who is the target audience for this? If life is truly meaningless, and the human condition is to ascribe meaning to it, why is the conclusion "Eat, drink, and be merry" also something that an animal can do with no self-reflection? Are animals simply beings who have achieved enlightenment? If nihilism is constructed on paradoxes, is it any less true? What compels an artist to take a decent-sounding track and add a bunch of nonsensical sound effects on top of it? Best track: Damaged People
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Mon Mar 22 2021
You Are The Quarry
Morrissey
Rejected alternate titles: (1) "Morrissey's Pseudo-Intellectual Musings About the State of the World, Delivered with the Subtlety and Nuance of a Monkey Operating a Chainsaw," (2) "In Which Morrissey Paradoxically Accuses Other People of Being Boring," (3) "Morrisey Finds a Way to Whine About His Press Clippings on What Feels Like Every Song," (4) "We give up, Morrissey - just put something that sounds like you're simultaneously threatening and seducing the consumer, and we'll Photoshop a Tommy Gun into your hand later. Signed, The Producers." Best track: First of the Gang to Die
2
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Tue Mar 23 2021
Pacific Ocean Blue
Dennis Wilson
Successfully walks the fine line of acknowledging the influences of the Beach Boys while claiming his own style. Expertly crafted, and a joy to listen to. Best track: River Song
5
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Wed Mar 24 2021
Clube Da Esquina
Milton Nascimento
I didn't envision giving full marks to a foreign language album, but my appreciation for this grew as I listened. He has the voice of an angel and switches genres competently and with ease. The lyrics I looked up were meaningful. One of the songs was banned in Brazil for being too revolutionary; when you listen to it, it sounds like a happy-go-lucky flower power tune. The contrast is super interesting to me. Best track: Paisagem da Janela
5
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Thu Mar 25 2021
Gasoline Alley
Rod Stewart
It's a music theory exercise solved in an uninteresting way. You can see flashes of cleverness in the way he covers songs, but once you get past the novelty, who cares? Best track: Only A Hobo
3
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Fri Mar 26 2021
Elvis Is Back
Elvis Presley
Elvis doesn't play a character on this album, which means it's probably his best one. Best track: Fever
3
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Sat Mar 27 2021
Pet Sounds
The Beach Boys
One of the most praised albums of all time. The Beach Boys have never been and never will be my favorite, but this is a great album, end of story. Best track: God Only Knows
5
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Sun Mar 28 2021
Tracy Chapman
Tracy Chapman
Several of the songs fell flat for me. Best track: Fast Car
3
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Mon Mar 29 2021
Harvest
Neil Young
An ambitious project with some killer collaborations. Best track: Heart of Gold
4
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Tue Mar 30 2021
Shaft
Isaac Hayes
Can you dig it? Best track: Theme from Shaft
5
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Wed Mar 31 2021
Franz Ferdinand
Franz Ferdinand
Really fun, really smart. Best track: Take Me Out
4
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Thu Apr 01 2021
The Sun Rises In The East
Jeru The Damaja
An underground classic that got lost in the mainstream due to its proximity to other major releases, notably Illmatic. A lot of it didn't age particularly well, but there's some cleverness in the beats (Come Clean) and the lyrics (You Can't Stop the Prophet, among others) that still stands up. Best track: You Can't Stop the Prophet
3
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Fri Apr 02 2021
Boy In Da Corner
Dizzee Rascal
An East London rapper named Dizzee Rascal sounds exactly how you might imagine. Once you get past the novelty of the accent (TIL that a Cockney accent with Jamaican and West African influences is called Jafaican) and the slang (not the "road toad frog" kind, the "call your friends 'blood'" kind), it's actually really fun and really clever. Gangsta rap is an American export, no doubt, but Rascal has fully absorbed it and turned it into an expression of life in East London. Super fascinating stuff. Best track: Hold Ya Mouf
4
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Sat Apr 03 2021
Siamese Dream
The Smashing Pumpkins
I loved this band back in the day, and for some reason fell out with them until I went back a few years ago. I know a lot of people don't like Corgan, and there's good reason for that, but this album rocks. Best track: Today
5
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Sun Apr 04 2021
Rio
Duran Duran
Nah. Best track: The Chauffeur
2
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Mon Apr 05 2021
Tusk
Fleetwood Mac
Tusk is Fleetwood Mac's White Album (a disparate collection of individually created songs) and their Smiley Smile (in which they overthink the runaway success of their band-defining album and go too far in the opposite direction). Joyless and disappointing at times. Best track: Storms
2
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Tue Apr 06 2021
Power In Numbers
Jurassic 5
Does anybody know if Jurassic 5 is trying to bring old school rap back? They never mention it. This is a fun album with good production. The best track features Big Daddy Kane, and it kinda made me wish I was listening to one of his albums instead. Best track: A Day at the Races
4
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Wed Apr 07 2021
The Man Who
Travis
One of those pop/post-pop albums that's pleasant enough to listen to, but ten minutes later, you can't really recall anything about it or what it sounds like. A bit generic for this list. Best track: Why Does It Always Rain On Me?
3
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Thu Apr 08 2021
Sign 'O' The Times
Prince
Prince's well-known singles are good and all, but this is the stuff. A massive album in every way. Best track: It's Gonna Be A Beautiful Night
4
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Fri Apr 09 2021
From Elvis In Memphis
Elvis Presley
The best parts of this album are the instrumental breaks. Best track: I'm Movin' On
2
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Sat Apr 10 2021
Halcyon Digest
Deerhunter
This is one of those shoegaze bands that occasionally forgets to put a melody or intelligible lyric into their music. They come up as a suggested band based on other bands and genres that I'm into, but they've never been more than just okay in my eyes. Best track: He Would Have Laughed
3
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Sun Apr 11 2021
Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge
Mudhoney
They get labeled as grunge because they're a Seattle band using heavy distortion in 1991, but there are more punk elements here than anything: an abundance of two-minute songs, shouty repetitive choruses, a lead singer who can't carry a tune, and purposefully mediocre production quality (because using low quality tape totally owned those studios, man). I vacillated between being impressed by the balls on these guys and annoyed by this album's existence, which was probably the point. Best track: Good Enough
3
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Mon Apr 12 2021
Space Ritual
Hawkwind
I'm a sucker for media about space and how it makes us think about our place in the universe, so this album works for me, despite the layers and layers of pompousness and corniness (and spoken word bullshit). If Space Oddity and Rocket Man are about astronomy, then Space Ritual is about astrology or maybe astral projection. I have a lot of room in my heart for psychedelic space rock, so while I acknowledge this isn't for everybody, I dug it. Best track: Brainstorm
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Tue Apr 13 2021
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Iron Butterfly
The drum solo is nice, I guess. I get why people are into it. The rest is entirely forgettable. Best track: In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
2
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Wed Apr 14 2021
A Hard Day's Night
Beatles
They'd already announced themselves to the world before this album came out, but it's their first (and only) album to be comprised entirely of Lennon-McCarthy compositions. John contributed more songs, but for my money, Paul's are better. And I Love Her is the standout on the record, and Things We Said Today is maybe their most underrated early offering. Best track: And I Love Her
4
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Thu Apr 15 2021
Gris Gris
Dr. John
Weird swamp rock. It was fun, but I was glad the album wasn't any longer than 33 minutes. Best track: I Walk on Guilded Splinters
3
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Fri Apr 16 2021
The Real Thing
Faith No More
I kind of hate this album, but I try not to give a 1 unless there are no redeeming qualities that I can see, and I have to admit that the last track was kind of cool, so I'm giving it a really soft 2. Really, though, this sucks. Best track: Woodpecker from Mars
2
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Sat Apr 17 2021
Zombie
Fela Kuti
This guy used his craft to stick it to the man and paid the ultimate price for it, then got back up and did it again. An incredible story. The songs are bangers, too. Best track: Zombie
5
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Sun Apr 18 2021
Sincere
Mj Cole
Boring, repetitive, and super long. Possesses about as much cultural importance as a cologne ad, which makes the album cover convenient. Best track: Radio Interlude
1
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Mon Apr 19 2021
Dig Me Out
Sleater-Kinney
This album would have benefited from having a different lead vocalist, but it's not bad. Maybe more misses than hits, but the hits are solid. Best track: Heart Factory
3
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Tue Apr 20 2021
Abraxas
Santana
One of the greats. Best track: Black Magic Woman / Gypsy Queen
5
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Wed Apr 21 2021
Lady Soul
Aretha Franklin
So much soul. Best track: Groovin'
4
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Thu Apr 22 2021
Daydream Nation
Sonic Youth
Sonic Youth read some William Gibson novels, dropped some acid, and made a noisy, distortion-heavy, socially conscious album. It sounds exactly like you might expect. An album you have to listen to more than once, or you'll miss a ton. Best track: Candle
4
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Fri Apr 23 2021
Diamond Life
Sade
Boring adult contemporary music. Better than I thought it was going to be, but I'm writing this 10 minutes after I finished listening, and I remember almost nothing about it. Best track: Why Can't We Live Together
3
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Sat Apr 24 2021
The Low End Theory
A Tribe Called Quest
Classic cerebral rap. Best track: Scenario
5
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Sun Apr 25 2021
The Notorious Byrd Brothers
The Byrds
Psychedelic folk rock that mostly works. Best track: Draft Morning.
4
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Mon Apr 26 2021
Mama Said Knock You Out
LL Cool J
The album is too long, and a lot of the material either didn't age well ("I sure wouldn't rape you" as a pickup line? Yikes) or is super corny (Milky Cereal, among others). There is no denying the power of the title track, though. Best track: Mama Said Knock You Out
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Tue Apr 27 2021
Ray Of Light
Madonna
The album where Madonna remade herself and brought EDM to the mainstream. Solid stuff. Best track: The Power of Good-Bye
4
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Wed Apr 28 2021
Automatic For The People
R.E.M.
For an embarrassingly long time, I thought I didn't like R.E.M. because Losing My Religion sucks. I was right about that song, but I've seen the error of my ways when it comes to the band. This album was a huge part of that. There's something to like about nearly every track. It's just a bunch of thoughtful, well executed jams. Best track: Man on the Moon
5
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Thu Apr 29 2021
Cut
The Slits
I read several positive reviews for this album because I was trying to understand it. Nearly all of them mentioned its influence and apologized for the sub-par musicianship. I'm sure they inspired a lot of people, but if the music isn't good, I'm not sure I need to hear it before I die. I can't imagine getting hit by a bus and my last thought being, "But I never got to that album from The Slits!" Best track: Adventures Close To Home
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Fri Apr 30 2021
Mama's Gun
Erykah Badu
I can't tell if she's not moving her jaw or her lips or her tongue or what, but Badu has a lazy way of singing that is a huge turn-off. I realized partway through that I'd much rather be listening to the instrumentals, which is usually a bad sign. Best track: Bag Lady
2
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Sat May 01 2021
Songs In The Key Of Life
Stevie Wonder
After we'd lived in our current house for about 6 or 7 years, I found a taqueria 4 miles away that blew my mind. The burritos, the sauce - incredible. My first time eating it, it was so good that I wanted to punch everybody that lived around me in the face for not telling me about this hidden gem. I wasted the better part of a decade not knowing that the best green sauce I've ever had was right around the corner. There's really no excuse for not finding it myself, but why didn't you tell me about it, you jerks? That taqueria is this album. Best track: Sir Duke
5
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Sun May 02 2021
Mermaid Avenue
Billy Bragg
Bragg and Wilco put some old Woody Guthrie lyrics to music, and it mostly works. They stayed true to his aesthetic while making it their own, which is how you have to approach a project like this, I think. The issue I keep coming back to is that for all three major players, this isn't their best work. It's really good, but it doesn't particularly stand out. Best track: Way Over Yonder in the Minor Key
4
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Mon May 03 2021
The Beach Boys Today!
The Beach Boys
The worst of the Beach Boys, if we're being honest. Best track: She Knows Me Too Well
2
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Tue May 04 2021
Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space
Spiritualized
This album featured 58 collaborators and took 18 months to put together. The final track is 17 minutes long. There's a gospel choir, a string ensemble, and Dr. John. It's a monument to excess, but at the same time, it's about simple truths. I can see how it might be portentous to some, but I think it works. It's smart and emotional at the same time, and it sounds incredible. Best track: Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
5
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Wed May 05 2021
Hot Rats
Frank Zappa
Some incredible jams. Just Frank Zappa doing Frank Zappa things. Best track: Willie the Pimp
4
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Thu May 06 2021
Heroes
David Bowie
The second of the Berlin trilogy, and like Low before it, it has a vocal side and a mostly instrumental side. The instrumentals are Eno collaborations, but they're Bowie through and through. The Kraftwerk influence is overstated, in my opinion. I believe it's more accurate to say that Bowie accomplished what they couldn't, or maybe more politely: they walked so he could run. Best track: Heroes
5
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Fri May 07 2021
Tarkus
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
The centerpiece of this album is a 20-minute prog rock anthem/suite about an armadillo fighting a manticore. Civilization might have been a mistake. Best track: The Only Way (Hymn)
3
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Sat May 08 2021
Homework
Daft Punk
After years of trying to understand Daft Punk, I decided today that I just don't get it. The "repeat the same measure 64 times while a single note drones in the background, then repeat with a slight variation" genre needs to die. Best track: Funk Ad
1
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Sun May 09 2021
The Hour Of Bewilderbeast
Badly Drawn Boy
He's like an Elliott Smith who can sing, which is nice, but there's not a lot here that grabs the attention in a positive way. Just okay. Best track: The Shining
3
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Mon May 10 2021
Surf's Up
The Beach Boys
A tale of two sides. They stuck the experiments that didn't work on Side 1 and the ones that did on Side 2. It's almost as if you can hear them maturing as the album goes on. I doubt that was the intent, but it's my headcanon. Best track: Feel Flows
4
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Tue May 11 2021
Bringing It All Back Home
Bob Dylan
I'm inclined to give Dylan a 5 just based on the fact that his name is on the album, and I acknowledge this bias. The thing is, nothing he does here disabuses me of the notion that he's a genius. Every track oozes with meaningful allusion and evocative imagery. I keep looking for a reasons to give a demerit, and I'm coming up empty. Best track: Mr. Tambourine Man
5
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Wed May 12 2021
Pretzel Logic
Steely Dan
This album didn't grab me like their other ones. Best track: Pretzel Logic
3
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Thu May 13 2021
Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1
George Michael
I took your advice, George Michael, and you know what? This shit slaps. Best track: Freedom! '90
4
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Fri May 14 2021
Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers
I soured on RHCP awhile back for no real reason, and upon revisiting this album, I feel like I was both right and wrong. The hits are still solid, but most of the deeper cuts leave a lot to be desired. It's really hard to listen to Anthony Kiedis slur his words for an hour. Best track: Easily
3
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Sat May 15 2021
Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin
A massive album. Best debut of all time? Best track: Dazed and Confused
5
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Sun May 16 2021
Me Against The World
2Pac
The ballads get a lot of attention, and for good reason, but for me the angry braggadocio is where Tupac shines. Best track: Death Around The Corner
4
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Mon May 17 2021
Sheer Heart Attack
Queen
A bit uneven. Some Killer and some filler. A thirteen track album shouldn't have three sub-2 minute tracks. Best track: Killer Queen
3
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Tue May 18 2021
Brutal Youth
Elvis Costello
Everything about Elvis Costello, from the name to the glasses to the sneer in his voice to the nonsensical pop culture references, is aped from another artist in a cynical attempt to separate Boomers from their nostalgia dollars. He's Springsteen for people who bristle at the thought of even pretending that they're working class. That may not be fair to him, but he was just unfair to my ears for an hour, so we can call it even. This album feels like it was specifically engineered to be bland and unremarkable, and contemporary reviews were middling. Why is it on the list? Best track: Kinder Murder
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Wed May 19 2021
Gunfighter Ballads And Trail Songs
Marty Robbins
Classic storytelling songs done right. Listening to some of these songs brought me back to the crappy barbecue restaurant we used to go to that had this album on the jukebox. Best track: El Paso
4
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Thu May 20 2021
The Infotainment Scan
The Fall
There is zero chance that I'll remember anything about this album once I've listened to everything on this list. It's a guy mumbling over some generic early 90s post-punk. A waste of time. Best track: Glam-Racket
1
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Fri May 21 2021
Ágætis Byrjun
Sigur Rós
One problem that a lot of atmospheric albums have is a lack of discernible melody, which is not a problem here. They've successfully created soaring music that still qualifies as music, which is nice. I feel like I need more than one day to properly digest all of it, which is usually a very good sign. Here's a fun game to play if you only speak English, like I do: Try to figure out (without cheating) which songs are sung in Icelandic and which are sung in their made-up gibberish language. Best track: Olsen Olsen
5
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Sat May 22 2021
Hearts And Bones
Paul Simon
In which one half of the duo that gave us The Boxer and The Only Living Boy in New York released a lead single about allergies, and it wasn't even the worst song on the album. Did you know that cars are cars all over the world? An awful album only partially redeemed by an introspective reflection on the assassination of John Lennon. Best track: The Late Great Johnny Ace
2
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Sun May 23 2021
Central Reservation
Beth Orton
It might not be fair to Beth to say that she sounds exactly like Natalie Merchant, but...she does. There are plenty of great tracks on this record, and the standout is a song where she grieves her dead mother. Powerful stuff. Best track: Pass In Time
4
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Mon May 24 2021
Reign In Blood
Slayer
I don't really know what to do with this album. I'm going to try to split the difference, which is probably the wrong thing to do. Musically, this owns. However, there's a Nazi problem. The opening track is named after and makes explicit references to Josef Mengele, who experimented on prisoners at Auschwitz. If you read or listen to the lyrics, they stop short of glorifying him; in fact, it's kind of just their usual shtick with the inspiration coming from a different source. In an interview, Jeff Hanneman basically said, "We didn't say he was bad because it's self-evident." It's clear they're following the same playbook that was so successful for them when it came to Satanic Panic: Create the controversy, fan the flames of it by issuing some non-denial denials, and earn street cred with the rebellious teenagers that make up the core of their fanbase. Are they literal Nazis? Maybe not. Probably not. But they sure didn't have any problems using Nazi imagery on multiple occasions to move records and merchandise, so they can fuck right off. Best track: Raining Blood
2
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Tue May 25 2021
Rhythm Nation 1814
Janet Jackson
I know she's supposed to be the proto-Beyonce or whatever, but...meh. Best track: Miss You Much
3
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Wed May 26 2021
Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret
Soft Cell
Like a cabaret, it's flashy, flamboyant, and devoid of substance. There's a song called Sex Dwarf, and it's exactly what it says on the tin. I had to know that, and now you have to know it, too. Best track: Say Hello, Wave Goodbye
2
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Thu May 27 2021
Oxygène
Jean-Michel Jarre
It's electronica with a melody, which is a minor miracle. I almost gave it a higher score because it exceeded my expectations by not completely sucking. You can tell it's from the 70s because of the lasers and other space noises. Best track: Oxygène IV
3
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Fri May 28 2021
The Poet
Bobby Womack
Funky soul. Best track: If You Think You're Lonely Now
3
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Sat May 29 2021
Greetings From L.A.
Tim Buckley
Gets a bit weird at times, but enjoyable. Hit to miss ratio is not the best. Best track: Make It Right
3
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Sun May 30 2021
Infected
The The
The guy's clearly got some things to say, and I support him, but he chose to express himself using 80s post-punk, so my support only goes so far
3
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Mon May 31 2021
Otis Blue: Otis Redding Sings Soul
Otis Redding
Listening to this album feels like participating in music history. Great covers. Great originals that would go on to be covered (Respect). Funky, soulful, uplifting. What else can be said? Best track: Down in the Valley
5
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Tue Jun 01 2021
On The Beach
Neil Young
Following the commercial success of his most accessible album (Harvest), Neil Young stated that he felt like he was in the "middle of the road" and wanted to head toward "the ditch." This album is his first step in that direction, and it's a good one. There are some really clever musical moves (listen to Revolution Blues and On the Beach back to back for an example) and some very dark, instrospective lyrics. This album doesn't contain any of my favorite NY tracks, but it might be my favorite of his anyway. Best track: Walk On
5
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Wed Jun 02 2021
Green Onions
Booker T. & The MG's
The definitive Hammond organ album. Great jams. Best track: Green Onions
4
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Thu Jun 03 2021
Woodface
Crowded House
About halfway through the album, somebody starts shouting during the outro to a song. It got my attention, because it was the first time anybody in the band showed any emotion. I'm probably being too cynical, but it sure feels like Crowded House worked their way joylessly through a checklist. Scathing indictment of American culture? Check. Multiple instrumental solos that are just long enough to display some talent? Check. Children's choir singing backing vocals? You betcha. The one thing they forgot to pack? A bit of passion. It shouldn't feel like a chore to listen to a 48-minute pop rock album, but here we are. Best track: Fall at Your Feet
3
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Fri Jun 04 2021
Nevermind
Nirvana
I'm not the biggest Nirvana guy, but after listening to this album in the context of this project, I understand a bit better why people are really into them. I still wouldn't voluntarily listen to most of these tracks, but there's no denying the massive footprint of this work. Best track: Breed
4
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Sat Jun 05 2021
Chicago Transit Authority
Chicago
I love Chicago when they're at their best. They're not always at their best here, but the foundation is there. I wish somebody would have been around to tell them to cut the bullshit (looking at you, Free Form Guitar). Best track: Listen
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Sun Jun 06 2021
The Sensual World
Kate Bush
I don't find her shake-voice compelling or pleasant to listen to. She should have been a poet. Best track: This Woman's Work
1
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Mon Jun 07 2021
All That You Can't Leave Behind
U2
U2 gets a lot of deserved shit for their high-profile misses, but I'm kind of done apologizing for loving them. This album is a banger and it's like their third or fourth best one. Best track: Beautiful Day
4
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Tue Jun 08 2021
Blackstar
David Bowie
A haunting vision of mortality. This is one of those albums that gets better and better with repeated listens. Best track: I Can't Give Everything Away
5
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Thu Jun 10 2021
Oedipus Schmoedipus
Barry Adamson
There were parts of this that I really, really hated, but some of it was actually solid. A very up-and-down album. Somebody should have gotten ahold of this guy and told him to cool it with the spoken word. Best track: Something Wicked This Way Comes
3
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Tue Jun 15 2021
Freak Out!
The Mothers Of Invention
I suppose you could generously call this satire, but it's really more "Rage against the normies," with penguin of d00m levels or randomness to prove how aloof and freaky they are. The more they criticize the folks who care about appearances, the more they reveal that they do, too. Best track: Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Wed Jun 16 2021
Lady In Satin
Billie Holiday
I can't claim to be a connoisseur of Billie Holiday music, but this album sounded different than what I was expecting. Turns out it's because they recorded this after her voice broke down. It's rougher and more seasoned than how she sounds on her more famous works. I wish the producer would have thrown some more varied songs at her. It sounds like 12 variations on a theme, which is probably what they were going for, but not necessarily the most interesting choice they could have made. Best track: But Beautiful
3
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Thu Jun 17 2021
The Downward Spiral
Nine Inch Nails
I learned a lot of things about this album today: that it was recorded in the Sharon Tate house, that it's more than Hurt and the "fuck you like an animal" song, and that you can hear shades of Reznor's future film soundtrack work in it. A lot more complex than I gave it credit for. Best track: Hurt
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Fri Jun 18 2021
Aqualung
Jethro Tull
There's too much flute on this album. I don't mean this in a stuffy "any flute is too much" kind of way, I just mean there's too. much. flute. Best track: Aqualung
3
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Sat Jun 19 2021
Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
OutKast
Big Boi and Andre 3000 are so uniquely talented that it was inevitable that they'd eventually go their own ways. It's lucky for us that they decided to collaborate on each other's solo albums and put them out together. The two sides stand completely on their own, but somehow still form a cohesive unit. Best track: Hey Ya!
5
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Sun Jun 20 2021
AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted
Ice Cube
There are times in this album when Cube goes off, and there are times when he settles into his slower delivery with lazy rhymes. He should have kept this thing to 45 minutes and cut out the corny fairy tale allusions. Best track: AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted
3
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Mon Jun 21 2021
Live!
Fela Kuti
Sweet jams. Best track: Let's Start
4
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Tue Jun 22 2021
Chirping Crickets
Buddy Holly & The Crickets
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore! Best track: That'll Be The Day
4
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Wed Jun 23 2021
Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
Eurythmics
For synth-pop, it's surprisingly not terrible, even if I wouldn't ever choose to listen to it. Can we talk about the title track? Why are they torturing the pronunciation of "this" to rhyme with "disagree" and "seas," when they can just change the word to "these"? There's no antecedent anyway, so it's not like there's a grammar issue here. Just change the word, weirdos! Best track: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This [sic])
3
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Thu Jun 24 2021
Fever Ray
Fever Ray
Strange electro-pop that occasionally drifts into interesting, more often swings the other way to annoying. On the opening track you can hear one of the singers smacking their lips. It's disgusting, and it's also somehow their most listened-to track. This doesn't belong on this list. Best track: Now's the Only Time I Know
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Fri Jun 25 2021
Rid Of Me
PJ Harvey
Can you imagine being as bad at your job as the person who mixed this album? Best track: Rub 'Til It Bleeds
2
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Sat Jun 26 2021
Kick Out The Jams (Live)
MC5
It's on the list for its importance in defining punk and for defying censors, but when you listen to it, it's kind of just a pretty good live album. I put the title track on my playlist, but beyond that, I doubt I'll think of this album again. Best track: Kick Out The Jams
3
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Sun Jun 27 2021
Coles Corner
Richard Hawley
He didn't do himself any favors by placing the title track, which is generic blue-eyed soul, as the opener. I was ready to hate this album after the first couple of songs, but the sound matured as the album went on. A strange experience. Best track: Wading Through (The Waters of My Time)
4
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Mon Jun 28 2021
Spy Vs. Spy: The Music Of Ornette Coleman
John Zorn
Wikipedia says the album "approaches free jazz from the perspective of hardcore punk, particularly taking note of the contemporary innovations of thrashcore and grindcore." FOH with that horseshit. There's a ton of technical skill on display, but it's masturbatory and painful. Those words shouldn't go together. Best track: Good Old Days
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Tue Jun 29 2021
16 Lovers Lane
The Go-Betweens
Lyrically, there's enough angst and intra-band romance/breakup going on that led to this album being known as the "Indie Rumours," but sonically, they back away when they start approaching something interesting. Wasted potential, imo. Best track: Dive For Your Memory
3
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Wed Jun 30 2021
The College Dropout
Kanye West
It can be easy to forget that there was a time before Kanye was (publicly) the guy that President Obama called an asshole. Sure, there are shades of what was to come, and he spends a lot of time bragging about his flow while getting best by the features on the same track, but what was so refreshing about this album is that rap had been pretty well settled into the gangster braggadocio groove for quite some time, and then here's this guy rapping about not wanting to work at The Gap anymore and copping to a bit of Impostor Syndrome. All of that, and it sounded incredible, because of course it did. Best track: Spaceship
4
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Thu Jul 01 2021
Lust For Life
Iggy Pop
The best Iggy Pop album. Punky, groovy, everything you could want. Best track: The Passenger
4
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Fri Jul 02 2021
Haunted Dancehall
The Sabres Of Paradise
You remember that episode of Friends where Ross made a song by playing all the weird noises on his Casio? This is that, but the noises are a yipping dog and a coffee grinder. Also, it was kind of comical when Ross did it. Best track: Wilmot
2
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Wed Jul 07 2021
Gentlemen
The Afghan Whigs
A very 90s alt-rock breakup album. Best track: Brother Woodrow
3
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Thu Jul 08 2021
S.F. Sorrow
The Pretty Things
Psychedelic rock opera that sounds like it was recorded at Abbey Road Studios during the Summer of Love (because it was). Some of the distortion-based experiments didn't work, but this is a great album that was a joy for me to discover. Best track: Bracelets of Fingers
4
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Fri Jul 09 2021
Five Leaves Left
Nick Drake
This guy is very talented and appears to be very sad. Best track: River Man
4
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Sat Jul 10 2021
Hypocrisy Is The Greatest Luxury
The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
It's socially conscious rap, which I'm usually into. The guy has a nice voice, and at its best, it reminds me of Public Enemy, but this album needed a good producer in the worst way. The beats are uninteresting, some of the flows are wack, and he needs to do something besides repeating the name of the track for every single hook. Some of them are catchy, many are not. For example: "Medical racist social statistics / Has everyday life become a health risk?" doesn't even mean anything, and he says this same phrase like 20 times in an otherwise pretty good track. I think my major problem with it is that he can be clever, but he thinks everything he says is clever, and there's a difference. Best track: Satanic Reverses
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Sun Jul 11 2021
Underwater Moonlight
The Soft Boys
This album reportedly influenced R.E.M., and you can definitely hear that. I'm just not so sure it stands up on its own. Best track: I Wanna Destroy You
3
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Mon Jul 12 2021
My Aim Is True
Elvis Costello
This guy is such an asshole. Best track: Alison
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Tue Jul 13 2021
Definitely Maybe
Oasis
I'm not sure this needed to be on the list. Best track: Supersonic
3
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Wed Jul 14 2021
Dare!
The Human League
So, it's got that one song on it. You may not know the song, until you hear it, and then you're like, yeah, that one. So anyway, it's at the very end, and while the songs you have to wade through to get there aren't all bad, they're not that great either. Best track: Don't You Want Me
3
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Thu Jul 15 2021
Melodrama
Lorde
I've never really spent time with Lorde outside of her hits. This was a pretty great pop album. Apparently Jack Antonoff is the go-to producer for female pop stars now. Best track: Liability
4
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Fri Jul 16 2021
Back In Black
AC/DC
A perfect album. Best track: Back In Black
5
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Sat Jul 17 2021
Beautiful Freak
Eels
This album is so mid to late 90s, it evokes images of puka shell necklaces and frosted tips. Pretty good anyway. Best track: Novocaine for the Soul
4
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Sun Jul 18 2021
Casanova
The Divine Comedy
I've been trying to come up with a word to describe a person who uses a 27 (ish) piece orchestra to back their music but also pronounces the ells in guillotine. It's somewhere between pseudointellectual and kitsch but without the knowing wink. Anyway, this was at times painful to listen to (especially the last song, which sounds like a bad Phantom of the Opera audition), but also showed bits of promise, so I'm giving a middle-of-the-road score. Best track: Songs of Love
3
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Mon Jul 19 2021
Vivid
Living Colour
I thought of this band as a one-hit wonder before today, but that was unfair. This album is full genre-bending goodness. Best track: Cult of Personality
4
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Tue Jul 20 2021
Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd
I have a hard time picking a favorite Pink Floyd album. In my mind, they can almost do no wrong. If you put a gun to my head, I'll probably say this one. Or maybe it's The Wall. Or maybe Animals (I'm aware this is an unpopular opinion). No, it's probably this one. Best track: Wish You Were Here
5
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Wed Jul 21 2021
Queens of the Stone Age
Queens of the Stone Age
I was really into this type of music back in the day, but listening to it now, it's clear that I just didn't know any better. This was okay. Best track: Regular John
3
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Thu Jul 22 2021
If You're Feeling Sinister
Belle & Sebastian
This is all a bit twee for me, though I understand the appeal. Best track: The Stars of Track & Field
3
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Fri Jul 23 2021
In It For The Money
Supergrass
Fun, if a bit forgettable. Best track: Sun Hits the Sky
3
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Sat Jul 24 2021
Step In The Arena
Gang Starr
Hugely influential. Some of the rhymes didn't age super well, but the influence on subsequent hip hop duos is clear. Best track: Just to Get a Rep
4
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Sun Jul 25 2021
Oar
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
Spence spent time in a mental facility after trying to use a fireaxe on his bandmates, and this album came out of it. It's a bit long and self-indulgent, but I guess he's allowed that if it's what he needs. Best track: Diana
3
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Mon Jul 26 2021
The Visitors
ABBA
I really enjoy tracks with dark lyrics that sound happy, and there are two great ones on this album. Unfortunately, when you have a 9 track album, you can't afford to put 3 or 4 stinkers on there. Too up and down. Best track: One of Us
3
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Tue Jul 27 2021
The Dark Side Of The Moon
Pink Floyd
I love everything about this album, even the stuff that I would hate if it was found elsewhere. You know why there's never been a good cover of Money? Because using cash register sounds in a song is stupid as hell, and only Pink Floyd can pull it off. Best track: Time
5
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Wed Jul 28 2021
Crocodiles
Echo And The Bunnymen
I found Ocean Rain to be much more interesting. Best track: Happy Death Men
3
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Thu Jul 29 2021
Dr. Octagonecologyst
Dr. Octagon
I'm not going to act like I didn't enjoy some of this, because I did, but it sounds like somebody quickly explained what a concept album was to a 15-year-old, who then came back an hour and a half later with 65 minutes of content. Best track: Waiting List
3
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Fri Jul 30 2021
Exile On Main Street
The Rolling Stones
It's probably too long, but it's got everything you could want from a Stones album. Maybe my favorite of theirs. Best track: Tumbling Dice
5
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Sat Jul 31 2021
Car Wheels On A Gravel Road
Lucinda Williams
Really solid Southern roots rock/country featuring Emmylou Harris and Steve Earle. What else could you want? I enjoyed reading about how Lucinda persevered and made it in the music business despite all of the forces working against her. Best track: Drunken Angel
4
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Sun Aug 01 2021
Club Classics Vol. One
Soul II Soul
The one song you know from this group only shows up in the Deluxe Edition of the album, which is not something I usually pay attention to. Turns out the a capella tracks from that song are just better anyway. Best track: Back to Life
3
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Mon Aug 02 2021
Veckatimest
Grizzly Bear
An indie darling that I've never been able to really get into, even with a renewed listen. Points for pushing boundaries, but there's not a lot here to really grab onto. Best track: Ready, Able
3
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Tue Aug 03 2021
Ace of Spades
Motörhead
If you've heard one of their songs, you've heard them all. Pretty decent song, though. Best track: Ace of Spades
3
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Wed Aug 04 2021
Crazysexycool
TLC
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to. Best track: Creep
4
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Thu Aug 05 2021
Surrealistic Pillow
Jefferson Airplane
Compelling from start to finish. I listened to this three times today and I might go back for more tomorrow. Best track: Somebody to Love
5
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Fri Aug 06 2021
Dusty In Memphis
Dusty Springfield
It's blue-eyed soul, which is not going to get a rise out of me. Inoffensive - except that the album says Memphis, and she recorded her vocals in New York. smh. Best track: Son of a Preacher Man
3
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Sat Aug 07 2021
Back At The Chicken Shack
Jimmy Smith
I might have been more impressed with this if I hadn't already had the Green Onions album. Best track: Back at the Chicken Shack
3
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Sun Aug 08 2021
There's A Riot Goin' On
Sly & The Family Stone
I was really looking forward to this album, and it turned out to be a weak fart. The yodeling attempt did not work. Best track: Family Affair
2
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Mon Aug 09 2021
Crooked Rain Crooked Rain
Pavement
If it's possible for 90s alt rock to be bland, this is. I listened to it three times to be sure and it still failed to make an impression on me. Not great, not terrible. Best track: Cut Your Hair
3
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Tue Aug 10 2021
Fear Of Music
Talking Heads
I just about developed a fear of music after sitting through this bullshit. Best track: Heaven
2
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Wed Aug 11 2021
Supa Dupa Fly
Missy Elliott
I love Missy E, but this one is a miss. Too many Timbaland ad libs and iffy features. Best track: Hit 'Em wit da Hee
2
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Thu Aug 12 2021
Tommy
The Who
It's kind of a shame that this album developed a reputation as the great early rock opera, since The Pretty Things did it first (and better) with S.F. Sorrow. It's not great, not terrible - just like everything else The Who has ever done. Best track: Pinball Wizard
3
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Fri Aug 13 2021
Tea for the Tillerman
Cat Stevens
I don't know how you can listen to this and not have a smile on your face. Just a joy. Best track: Father and Son
5
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Sat Aug 14 2021
Walking Wounded
Everything But The Girl
Her voice is pleasant. I'm not sure I would ever choose to put this on, but good for them. Best track: Wrong
3
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Sun Aug 15 2021
New Wave
The Auteurs
Anemic and generic. Best track: Idiot Brother
2
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Mon Aug 16 2021
First Band On The Moon
The Cardigans
Better than I expected, but also there weren't any hidden gems that made my playlist. Best track: Lovefool
3
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Tue Aug 17 2021
Moon Safari
Air
What Daft Punk could be if they didn't suck. Best track: Talisman
3
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Wed Aug 18 2021
Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music
Ray Charles
What a fucking achievement this album was. Best track: Bye Bye Love
4
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Thu Aug 19 2021
Born In The U.S.A.
Bruce Springsteen
My first Springsteen album was not a fun listen, so I braced myself for this, and it wasn't bad, although the second half tested my patience. "I'm Goin' Down" may be about sexual frustration, but it works better as an ode to oral sex, imo. Best track: No Surrender
3
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Fri Aug 20 2021
Superunknown
Soundgarden
Soundgarden > Nirvana. Don't @ me. Best track: Black Hole Sun
4
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Sat Aug 21 2021
Technique
New Order
This is the first album with an "acid house" label that I've actually enjoyed. Best track: Run
4
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Sun Aug 22 2021
Strange Cargo III
William Orbit
I was out 34 seconds into this album. What the fuck was that
1
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Mon Aug 23 2021
Fisherman's Blues
The Waterboys
I'm really conflicted by this album. How can you not love an Scotch-Irish folk rock band singing Yeats? Well, what if they bastardize Woody Guthrie? And what if their Hank Williams tribute sucks? I guess you give them a 3 and move on. Best track: The Stolen Child
3
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Tue Aug 24 2021
Eagles
Eagles
I can't hear Witchy Woman without thinking of Seinfeld. Anyway, this was good. Best track: Take It Easy
4
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Wed Aug 25 2021
I See A Darkness
Bonnie "Prince" Billy
A bleak indie folk album isn't going to win any points for originality, but at least the execution was nice (most of the time). Best track: I See A Darkness
3
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Thu Aug 26 2021
xx
The xx
I really like the xx, and I'm learning as I go through this project that I like this genre more than most. This album is too minimalist. It's such a product of its place and time, where indie bands were basically persecuted if they dared to show too much emotion through their music, so they put it all in the words and left the music as an afterthought. That's too harsh an assessment for this particular album, but it's clear they suffered from these influences. Best track: Crystalised
3
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Fri Aug 27 2021
Music From The Penguin Cafe
Penguin Cafe Orchestra
I was expecting either stuffy chamber pop or elevator music. It's a small victory that this was neither. Some weird avant-garde stuff, but nothing too out of the norm. The best track features a reinterpretation of La Bamba, which was fun. Best track: Giles Farnaby's Dream
3
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Sat Aug 28 2021
Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley
The fact that Elvis got famous for doing bad Ray Charles and Little Richard covers (among others) is a bit embarrassing. Get your shit together, America. Best track: Blue Suede Shoes
2
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Sun Aug 29 2021
The White Album
Beatles
Can't stand the Honey Pie songs, Bungalow Bill, and especially Revolution #9, but there's a ton to like here. The most uneven album of their later years, but still has so many essential songs. Best track: Dear Prudence
4
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Mon Aug 30 2021
I Want To See The Bright Lights Tonight
Richard Thompson
Solid folk with great vocals. Best track: Down Where the Drunkards Roll
4
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Tue Aug 31 2021
Caetano Veloso
Caetano Veloso
I get why it's on the list, but it didn't really grab me. Best track: Alegria, Alegria
3
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Wed Sep 01 2021
Hounds Of Love
Kate Bush
She literally arfs like a dog during Hounds of Love and it's like the fifth worst thing that happens on this album. Best track: I honestly don't know, and I'm not going to listen again to figure it out
1
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Thu Sep 02 2021
Rapture
Anita Baker
A significant portion of this is just 80s easy listening with a nicer than normal voice on top. Best track: Watch Your Step
2
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Fri Sep 03 2021
Rust Never Sleeps
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
"It's better to burn out than to fade way" is one of the opening lines of this album, and also its thesis. Side A is Young mourning everything - the death of Elvis, his separation from CSN, his feeling that punk rock was overtaking rock n roll - and it's all set to that familiar acoustic and harmonica set. For Side B, he invites Crazy Horse to join him, and it's almost as if he's trying to burn away the rust. There's a symmetry to this thing, almost a chiastic structure. The first and last tracks are the most obvious pieces of evidence for this, but there are other parallels (Pocahontas and Welfare Mothers, for example). The tight structure and evocative imagery is impressive enough, but hey, it also sounds great. What an album. Best track: My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)
5
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Sat Sep 04 2021
Life's Too Good
The Sugarcubes
It's Icelandic B-52s with Björk at the helm. Not what I would call a good time. Best track: Birthday
2
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Sun Sep 05 2021
Liege And Lief
Fairport Convention
Damn good British folk rock. Best track: Crazy Man Michael
4
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Mon Sep 06 2021
People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm
A Tribe Called Quest
The pinnacle of laid-back rap. Best track: Can I Kick It?
4
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Tue Sep 07 2021
One Nation Under A Groove
Funkadelic
I was surprised to learn that Eddie Hazel had nothing to do with this record. The P-Funk roster is DEEP. Obviously this is funky, but there's a prog rock thing happening here that's super interesting. A couple of the tracks (especially the bits with the repetitive call and response) fell flat for me. Best track: One Nation Under A Groove
4
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Wed Sep 08 2021
John Barleycorn Must Die
Traffic
This album has a whole lot of genre-bending, which is even more impressive when you consider that it only has 6 tracks. Each song stakes out a slightly different corner in the jazz-blues-prog rock-English folk tapestry that is Traffic. Good stuff. Best track: Every Mother's Son
4
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Thu Sep 09 2021
Olympia 64
Jacques Brel
Everything I've read indicates that this guy is really clever, but that it only comes across if you understand all of the nuances of French. I hope that's the case, because I don't know why you would listen otherwise. Extra star for benefit of the doubt. Best track: Amsterdam
2
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Fri Sep 10 2021
Closer
Joy Division
This doesn't spark joy. Best track: Decades
3
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Sat Sep 11 2021
Queen II
Queen
The issue with the two-sided album concept is that invariably one side will be better than the other, which leads to the question, "Why couldn't the entire album be just this side?" In this case, the black side blows the white side out of the water, but maybe they wouldn't have felt free to make it without setting up the contrast. Best track: Ogre Battle
4
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Sun Sep 12 2021
Copper Blue
Sugar
This album sounds like what an AI would output if you fed it a bunch of 90s alt-rock and told it to provide a representative sample. It's not bad, but I don't understand why it's on the list. Best track: Hoover Dam
3
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Mon Sep 13 2021
Palo Congo
Sabu
I want to be respectful of other cultures, but this ain't it. There are three tracks on this album that are worth mentioning. The others are repetitive, borderline nonsensical calls-and-response over congas. Lots and lots of congas. Congas for days. You better really like congas if you're going to pick this one up. Best track: Choferito-Plena
2
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Tue Sep 14 2021
Birth Of The Cool
Miles Davis
Super cool, super smooth. A few tracks I couldn't connect with. Best track: Jeru
3
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Wed Sep 15 2021
Jack Takes the Floor
Ramblin' Jack Elliott
Just a folksy dude singing folk standards. He started out as a busker, and once you learn that, you can't unhear it. Woody Guthrie makes an appearance, leading me to wonder, "Couldn't I just be listening to Woody Guthrie instead?" Best track: New York Town
3
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Thu Sep 16 2021
Songs Of Leonard Cohen
Leonard Cohen
I'm blown away by the songwriting on this album. The music is understated, yet pleasant, and while it can be kind of same-y, the imagery and turn of phrase overcomes any and all of that. Cohen is one of those artists that I never really got around to, and now I'm wishing I had spent more time with him sooner. Best track: So Long, Marianne
5
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Fri Sep 17 2021
Mr. Tambourine Man
The Byrds
What a massive album in terms of what it did not only for The Byrds, but Bob Dylan himself and folk rock in general. Of course, if you made a list of the top 5 songs on this album, the four Dylan tracks would all appear. I think we give Gene Clark a bit too much credit as a songwriter. Jingle jangle. Best track: Mr. Tambourine Man
4
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Sat Sep 18 2021
You Want It Darker
Leonard Cohen
Like Bowie's Blackstar earlier in the year, Cohen's swansong was released just days before his death. He stares into the void and growls his goodbyes over sparse instrumentation; when it comes to the forefront, it warbles, just like the man singing from a therapy chair in his living room. Cohen said what he had to say and bowed out, and his unflinching contemplation of mortality is left for us to consider. Best track: You Want it Darker
4
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Sun Sep 19 2021
Too Rye Ay
Dexys Midnight Runners
Starts off somewhat promising (emphasis on somewhat) before progressively devolving until they disappear up their own assholes with the insipid "Come On Eileen," which is a top 5 candidate for "Song I Wish I Could Erase From the World's Consciousness." Best track: Old
2
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Mon Sep 20 2021
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Elton John
A massive album with some massive songs. Maybe it shouldn't have been a double, though? Best track: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
4
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Tue Sep 21 2021
Suede
Suede
There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers. Best track: Animal Nitrate
3
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Wed Sep 22 2021
Beach Samba
Astrud Gilberto
Chill Bossa Nova music with no ambition. Track 11 includes a kid who can't sing, which pretty much guarantees a bad grade from me. Best track: Misty Roses
2
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Thu Sep 23 2021
If You Can Believe Your Eyes & Ears
The Mamas & The Papas
The harmonies are on point, and the hits are hits for a reason. The deeper cuts on this album sound great, but they're kinda basic, which is the only reason this isn't a 5. Best track: California Dreamin'
4
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Fri Sep 24 2021
Kind Of Blue
Miles Davis
Maybe the most celebrated jazz album of all time. Are we not supposed to talk about the missed notes? Feels like I'm going to get in trouble for bringing it up. Best track: Freddie Freeloader
4
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Sat Sep 25 2021
Bongo Rock
Incredible Bongo Band
This album has a track called Dueling Banjos followed by a bongo-trumpet-sax cover of In A Gadda Da Vida. It's all played straight, with no sense of irony. Apparently a bunch of studio musicians got together and made a bongo album for fun [citation needed, I guess?], and then the hip hop world got wind of it and mined it for samples. The music actually wasn't bad, and I'm almost mad about that, because it would have been easier to dunk on it. Instead, I'm just wondering why anybody would need to listen to it 48 years later. What a baffling album. Best track: Apache
3
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Sun Sep 26 2021
Bitches Brew
Miles Davis
Probably the best album I'll never listen to start to finish more than once. Best track: Miles Runs the Voodoo Down
4
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Mon Sep 27 2021
To Pimp A Butterfly
Kendrick Lamar
An innovative work of art. Protest rap over funk, jazz, traditional boom-bap beats from one of the best in the game. Hell yes. Best track: King Kunta
5
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Tue Sep 28 2021
Brothers
The Black Keys
I listened to a lot of crap when this came out, so I was afraid that a fresh listen would reveal it to be the same. It holds up. What a great sound they have. Best track: Howlin' For You
4
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Wed Sep 29 2021
Slipknot
Slipknot
This band has entirely too many members. When you have one guy whose sole responsibility is samples and another whose sole responsibility is turntables, guess what they're going to do? They're going to insert sound effects and scratches as often as they can, regardless of whether or not it makes sense or sounds good. Best track: (sic)
2
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Thu Sep 30 2021
Let Love Rule
Lenny Kravitz
Two songs of note and a lot of filler. A good debut. Best track: Let Love Rule
3
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Fri Oct 01 2021
John Prine
John Prine
Man, he can tell a story. Best track: Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore
4
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Sat Oct 02 2021
Beauty And The Beat
The Go-Go's
We Got the Beat is the least interesting song on this album. I didn't expect it to be so packed with legit tunes. Best track: Our Lips Are Sealed
4
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Sun Oct 03 2021
Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Red Hot Chili Peppers
An incomplete list of things that aged better than this album: pagers, Richard Nixon campaign buttons, Blockbuster, the crab meat you left out on the counter last night, the kid who played young Anakin. Best track: Under the Bridge
1
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Mon Oct 04 2021
Cee-Lo Green... Is The Soul Machine
Cee Lo Green
Some of the best albums on this list are genre benders. This one attempts to combine soul and rap, and it falls flat for me. It's not just that Cee-Lo really isn't a rapper (he really, really isn't); even the features don't work. It comes across as confused more than innovative. It's baffling that this made the list and the Gnarls Barkley debut didn't. Best track: The Art of Noise
2
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Tue Oct 05 2021
More Songs About Buildings And Food
Talking Heads
I didn't hate this (which was a surprise), but every time I started getting into it, the Talking Heads guy would do some Talking Heads weird shit. The best line comes from a song called The Big Country: "I wouldn't live there if you paid me." Abilene people know. Best track: Take Me to the River
3
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Wed Oct 06 2021
Parallel Lines
Blondie
Surprised me in a good way. Very few swinging strikes, lots of doubles in the gap and homers. Best track: One Way or Another
4
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Thu Oct 07 2021
Djam Leelii
Baaba Maal
I never would have given this a chance if it weren't for this project, so score a point for the list. Some really nice guitar work that really grew on me as I listened. Best track: Kettodee
4
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Fri Oct 08 2021
The Predator
Ice Cube
This album is like a pure distillation of the early 90s. Best track: Check Yo Self
4
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Sat Oct 09 2021
Drunk
Thundercat
A lot of stream-of-consciousness nonsense peppered with some cool tunes. Best track: Friend Zone
3
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Sun Oct 10 2021
Before And After Science
Brian Eno
There's nothing wrong with this, but not much that's remarkable or interesting, either. We really didn't need this many Eno albums on the list. Best track: Spider and I
3
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Mon Oct 11 2021
Take Me Apart
Kelela
You're taking me apart, Kelela! I got tired of this after 15 minutes. They really jumped the gun on adding a 2017 album to the list. Nobody will be thinking about this one in 10 years. Best track: Better
2
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Tue Oct 12 2021
Madman Across The Water
Elton John
Indian Sunset is the only blemish on an otherwise perfect album, but boy, what a blemish it is. Best track: Levon
4
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Wed Oct 13 2021
Maverick A Strike
Finley Quaye
It's a Scottish dude doing chill reggae. Not as bad as that description, but not good, either. Best track: Even After All
2
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Thu Oct 14 2021
At Mister Kelly's
Sarah Vaughan
She's got an incredible voice, and some of the songs are really great, but it all blends together after awhile. Best track: How High the Moon
3
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Fri Oct 15 2021
Sound Affects
The Jam
I kinda hated this, but there were a couple of songs that saved it from being truly awful. Best track: That's Entertainment
3
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Sat Oct 16 2021
James Brown Live At The Apollo
James Brown
It's hard to pick against James Brown, but the mix was awful and so was all the screaming. This was not the experience I was hoping it would be. Best track: the medley
3
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Sun Oct 17 2021
Destroyer
KISS
Which is better: KISS, or the ninth grade garage band in your neighborhood? I'm not sure I know the right answer. Best track: Shout It Out Loud
2
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Mon Oct 18 2021
The Clash
The Clash
Super fun listen. Best track: White Riot
4
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Tue Oct 19 2021
The Queen Is Dead
The Smiths
I wanted to hate this. Instead I was just mildly annoyed. Best track: There is a Light that Never Goes Out
3
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Wed Oct 20 2021
Hard Again
Muddy Waters
What a powerhouse of a record. One of my favorites from this project so far. Best track: All of them? Let's go with Crosseyed Cat
5
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Thu Oct 21 2021
Locust Abortion Technician
Butthole Surfers
I actually kind of like Gibby Haynes, but this album is an absolute mess. I consulted the book to see why it was on the list, and the reason is basically that it's weird as hell. I went from Muddy Waters one day to this the next. No. Best track: Human Cannonball
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Fri Oct 22 2021
There's No Place Like America Today
Curtis Mayfield
I don't know where Mr. Mayfield got his information, but Jesus definitely did drink that wine, drink that wine, drink that wine. Anyway, this was smooth as hell. Best track: So in Love
4
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Sat Oct 23 2021
Let's Get It On
Marvin Gaye
I worry when I get an album that has That One Song on it, but this one was consistent and smooth all the way through. Best track: Let's Get It On
4
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Sun Oct 24 2021
Exit Planet Dust
The Chemical Brothers
Bwam-dit-dit-dit-dit-duh-dum. Bwam-dit-dit-dit-dit-duh-dum. Bwam-dit-dit-dit-dit-duh-dum. Bwam-dit-dit-dit-dit-duh-dum. (x32) Best track: In Dust We Trust
3
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Mon Oct 25 2021
(Pronounced 'Leh-'Nérd 'Skin-'Nérd)
Lynyrd Skynyrd
The only thing wrong with this album is that they got their own phonetic spelling wrong. Best track: Tuesday's Gone
5
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Tue Oct 26 2021
The Cars
The Cars
Part of me wants to hate The Cars for spawning a dozen shitty imitators, but I guess that's not actually their fault. This is a fun album. Best track: Just What I Needed
4
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Wed Oct 27 2021
Black Monk Time
The Monks
I was thinking "protopunk" was an apt descriptor of this sound, and then I looked at Wikipedia and saw that it's a real genre. I thought I was being clever. Oh well. Anyway, this was a fun album, but it would be nice if some of the band members (especially the organ player) would master their instruments before recording. Best track: I Hate You
3
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Thu Oct 28 2021
Illinois
Sufjan Stevens
Ambitious and sprawling. This one grew on me as I listened, so I went back for a second dose and it still felt fresh. Has to be considered a modern classic. Best track: Chicago
5
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Fri Oct 29 2021
I Against I
Bad Brains
Generic. Unremarkable. Best track: Re-Ignition
2
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Sat Oct 30 2021
Live 1966 (The Royal Albert Hall Concert)
Bob Dylan
The story about Dylan fighting back against the purists who called him Judas at this concert is cool, but it doesn't mean we need a live best of album on the list. (We also don't get to hear the famous moment. What a tease.) With a couple of notable exceptions, the album cuts are just better. Best track: Just Like a Woman
3
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Sun Oct 31 2021
Lazer Guided Melodies
Spiritualized
Atmospheric while preserving melody, which is not easy to do, but not quite the achievement that Ladies and Gentlemen is. Best track: You Know It's True
4
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Mon Nov 01 2021
Miriam Makeba
Miriam Makeba
Man, she's got some pipes. The close harmonies really date it. Best track: Mbube
4
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Tue Nov 02 2021
Emergency On Planet Earth
Jamiroquai
This is a white dude doing a poor Stevie Wonder impression AND there's a didgeridoo on multiple tracks. I'm more of a didgeri-don't. Plus 1 star because the bass player knows what he's doing. Best track: Blow Your Mind
2
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Wed Nov 03 2021
Exile In Guyville
Liz Phair
Love the righteous anger, hate the singing voice. Best track: The Divorce Song
3
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Thu Nov 04 2021
Close To The Edge
Yes
This album is pretty good. If you're going to organize your songs into movements and tell a bunch of tales out of school about being inspired by studying a symphony, you better be breaking some new ground. Like I said, this was pretty good. It might have been a good move to find somebody who can sing. Best track: And You And I
4
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Fri Nov 05 2021
No Other
Gene Clark
I don't understand why this didn't catch on when it came out? It sounds to me like a perfect distillation of the mid-70s folk rock sound. Best track: Strength of Strings
4
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Sat Nov 06 2021
In A Silent Way
Miles Davis
After listening to four of his albums, I think I've learned that Miles Davis is the king of cracking a note and then cracking it again when the phrase is repeated so it sounds like the first one was on purpose. If my songs were 20 minutes long, I wouldn't want to do extra takes, either. Best track: Shhh / Peaceful
3
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Sun Nov 07 2021
The Seldom Seen Kid
Elbow
Elbow are the early to mid 00s English alternative/pop rock band that should have been bigger than Oasis and Coldplay (because they're better). A low bar for some, but I'm not damning them with faint praise. This album is a diverse yet cohesive unit, comprised of anthems, ballads, and weird indie shit, sometimes all in the same song. Somehow it all works. Best track: One Day Like This
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Mon Nov 08 2021
Deloused in the Comatorium
The Mars Volta
The description of this album sounds exponentially more awesome than the album itself. A concept album about a dude in a morphine-induced coma influenced by Miles Davis, Fela Kuti, and Santana? Sign me up! Then you pop it in and the vocalist is doing a Fall Out Boy impression while those influences rarely come to the fore. I haven't been this disappointed by an album in awhile. Best track: Cicatriz ESP
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Tue Nov 09 2021
Blood On The Tracks
Bob Dylan
Introspective Dylan is not my favorite Dylan, but this is still some incredible music. Best track: Shelter from the Storm
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Wed Nov 10 2021
Dummy
Portishead
Critics love female singers who sound like wounded birds, and I can't figure out why. Also, can we calm down with the scratching? Best track: Glory Box
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Thu Nov 11 2021
Idlewild
Everything But The Girl
The name of this group is a lie. Best track: The Night I Heard Caruso Sing
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Fri Nov 12 2021
Modern Kosmology
Jane Weaver
Feels like a flavor of the week that nobody's going to remember in a few years. They really need to let these albums breathe before putting them in a list like this. Best track: The Lightning Back
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Sat Nov 13 2021
Catch A Fire
Bob Marley & The Wailers
"Catch a fire" is such a great dismissal. Why hasn't that phrase caught on? I'm going to start using it. Best track: Concrete Jungle
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Sun Nov 14 2021
Dry
PJ Harvey
Lady British Grunge. This is one of those bands where the frontwoman's poetic voice and presence is what makes the band what they are, but their actual voice holds them back. Some great power chords, though. Best track: Dress
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Mon Nov 15 2021
3 Years, 5 Months And 2 Days In The Life Of...
Arrested Development
I started to give a higher score, but I realized that I was grading it on a curve. The attempt to provide a counterpoint to gangsta rap is noble, but the execution is terrible. This album was dated when it came out, and it's way too on the nose. It couldn't be more on the nose if it was a pimple. That's some terrible wordplay, which is appropriate given the subject. Best track: Mr. Wendal
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Tue Nov 16 2021
Music From Big Pink
The Band
The Great American Album. Name a better fit for that title. You can't. Best track: The Weight
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Wed Nov 17 2021
Vol. 4
Black Sabbath
Changes is a hell of a song, but it doesn't really fit the album. Best track: Snowblind
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Thu Nov 18 2021
Here Are the Sonics
The Sonics
Somebody told this guy that he should do the James Brown "WAAAAOOOWW!!" scream as often as possible, and he took that advice to heart. At first it was mildly annoying, but by the end of the album (which feels much, much longer than 30 minutes), I was making a mental note to avoid this band in the future at all costs. Best track: Whichever one has the lowest WAAAOOOWW to time ratio. I'm not going to listen again to figure it out
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Fri Nov 19 2021
Purple Rain
Prince
Legendary. Sent me down the rabbit hole of watching live performances. His Super Bowl halftime show may never be topped. Best track: Purple Rain
5
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Sat Nov 20 2021
Juju
Siouxsie And The Banshees
I came into this with some skepticism, but dammit if this wasn't haunting in all the right ways. Best track: Night Shift
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Sun Nov 21 2021
Morrison Hotel
The Doors
Really like The Doors. This is not my favorite album of theirs. Lots of samey sounding songs. Best track: Roadhouse Blues
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Mon Nov 22 2021
Music Has The Right To Children
Boards of Canada
Ambient electronica. I think I recognized one of the songs from a soundtrack or something. The rest is not worth mentioning or thinking about again. Best track: Roygbiv
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Tue Nov 23 2021
Band On The Run
Paul McCartney and Wings
The best of post-Beatles McCartney. Best track: Band on the Run
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Wed Nov 24 2021
Nixon
Lambchop
Wikipedia lists the genre of this album as "Countrypolitan," which is a cursed word that should not exist. After listening to this guy's falsetto, the jury is out on the band itself as well. Best track: Up with People
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Thu Nov 25 2021
Frampton Comes Alive
Peter Frampton
I was pleasantly surprised that this wasn't 77 minutes of Frampton with his effing talk box, but it was still a mediocre guitar rock concert. There were about half a dozen songs that the crowd pretended to like, a self-indulgent not-that-great Stones cover, and a couple of good tunes. Oh, and a talk box finale that made me want to play in traffic. Best track: Baby, I Love Your Way
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Fri Nov 26 2021
Something Else By The Kinks
The Kinks
A pleasant vibe, but not very many songs you can grab onto. Mostly empty calories. Best track: Waterloo Sunset
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Sat Nov 27 2021
Vespertine
Björk
The thing that pisses me off about Björk is that it's all a fake. Like, you start to think to yourself, "It's not her fault that her voice is so breathy and anemic; it's just who she is. I'm a jerk. I should just let her be who she is." And then she closes her record with a powerhouse of a song, and it's like, "Wait, you were able to sing like that the whole time?! You were choosing to sound like a wounded animal?" I don't get it, man. Best track: Unison
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Sun Nov 28 2021
The Chronic
Dr. Dre
The innovator of G-Funk. Dre and Snoop are both incredible on this album. Very few weak spots. Best track: Nuthin' but a 'G' Thang
5
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Mon Nov 29 2021
Who's Next
The Who
The Who is the most maddening band on this list. Their hits are undeniably great, but the deeper cuts on every album I've ever heard of theirs are aggressively awful. The Song is Over and Going Mobile make me want to dive headfirst into a pool full of broken glass. At least this wasn't another mediocre rock opera. Best track: Baba O'Riley
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Tue Nov 30 2021
Buffalo Springfield Again
Buffalo Springfield
This album is like the bridge between folk and psychedelica without being a blend of the two. I don't know if that makes sense to anybody else. Best track: Hung Upside Down
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Wed Dec 01 2021
The Idiot
Iggy Pop
Low side A. Best track: China Girl
4
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Thu Dec 02 2021
Metallica
Metallica
The first time I ever encountered the concept of "selling out" was when I was probably 11 or 12. This kid in my Boy Scout troop wanted everybody to know that the Black Album sucks because "it sounds too good." Now, whenever I listen to this album, I picture a greasy-haired kid trying to look cool with his half-buttoned Class A shirt trying to think of reasons he hates it because he knows he's supposed to. I'm not trying to say that selling out or going commercial doesn't sometimes mean compromising artistic integrity, but the furor over Metallica making their music listenable is hilarious to me. This album owns. Best track: Nothing Else Matters
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Fri Dec 03 2021
Germfree Adolescents
X-Ray Spex
I didn't hate this, but boy did it get old quickly. Best track: Obsessed with You
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Sat Dec 04 2021
Synchronicity
The Police
It turns out Every Breath You Take isn't the only creepy song they wrote. Is this a cry for help? Best track: Every Breath You Take
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Sun Dec 05 2021
São Paulo Confessions
Suba
Half latin jazz, half mediocre electronica. Best track: Antropofagos
3
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Mon Dec 06 2021
3 + 3
The Isley Brothers
Smooth and goes down easy, but with plenty of complex notes. Best track: That Lady
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Tue Dec 07 2021
Wild Wood
Paul Weller
I think I'm running out of ways to say, "This isn't completely terrible, but why is it on the list?" If this album is on your list of essentials, you might want to take a step back and ask if your list is too big. Best track: Country
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Wed Dec 08 2021
Chris
Christine and the Queens
This album has a cultural importance that shouldn't be ignored, but musically, this brand of pop does less than nothing for me. Best track: Girlfriend
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Thu Dec 09 2021
Truth
Jeff Beck
Flashes of greatness, but also plenty of bloat to go around. If he'd made this an EP and cut out the bullshit, it would be a legendary album. Best track: Beck's Bolero
3
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Fri Dec 10 2021
The Scream
Siouxsie And The Banshees
Siouxsie was on her bullshit for this one. Best track: Jigsaw Feeling
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Sat Dec 11 2021
The Undertones
The Undertones
Seems like every couple of weeks I get an album that's supposed to be punk royalty, and I don't think I've been impressed by one of them yet. I thought I liked punk. Maybe I don't. Best track: Billy's Third
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Sun Dec 12 2021
Groovin'
The Young Rascals
Tracks 4-6 are solid, but the rest is bad blue-eyed soul. Don't cover Stevie Wonder if you can't hang. Best track: Groovin'
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Mon Dec 13 2021
Qui sème le vent récolte le tempo
MC Solaar
Caught me by surprise in a good way. Really chill French rap with lyrics that are clever even through Google Translate. Best track: Qui sème le vent récolte le tempo
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Tue Dec 14 2021
Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden
I wonder what the Iron Maiden boys think about the whiny song about being a teenage dirtbag. I figure that they partly think they're above it and partly think it's pretty cool to be name-checked like that. Best track: Iron Maiden
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Wed Dec 15 2021
evermore
Taylor Swift
Swift has always been more than just a singer of vindictive breakup songs, as her detractors say. The sister lockdown albums have "I'm more than what you think" written all over them, and the indie folk sound suits her well. I never thought I'd be a guy who has strong opinions about how Taylor Swift's albums are ranked, but...folklore is better. Best track: Happiness
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Thu Dec 16 2021
BEYONCÉ
Beyoncé
Feels like she wanted to make a horny Prince album. Idk, Prince never had lame Drake features on his albums. Best track: XO
3
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Fri Dec 17 2021
Something/Anything?
Todd Rundgren
This was a little much. Best track: Couldn't I Just Tell You
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Sat Dec 18 2021
Physical Graffiti
Led Zeppelin
I got this album several days ago and I'm just now getting around to listening to the ones I've gotten in the interim because this has been on repeat. Just incredible. Best track: Kashmir
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Sun Dec 19 2021
All Hail the Queen
Queen Latifah
When she's on, she's on, but there are too many tracks that don't work. This did not age well at all. Best track: Dance for Me
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Mon Dec 20 2021
Kala
M.I.A.
This one has some absolute bangers. Best track: Paper Planes
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Tue Dec 21 2021
Ramones
Ramones
It might be a little harsh to say that this is 14 versions of the same song, because there are a couple that are doing interesting things, but only a little. It's a 29-minute album that feels longer than that because they've kinda got one trick. Best track: Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue
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Wed Dec 22 2021
Destroy Rock & Roll
Mylo
This album is bookended by some very nice songs, but in the middle Mylo disappears up his own asshole. Good for making playlists, but not for sitting down and listening for an hour, as that's liable to drive one insane. Best track: Emotion 98.6
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Thu Dec 23 2021
Ambient 1/Music For Airports
Brian Eno
This perfectly captures the ennui of sitting in an airport, so points for doing what it says on the tin. Album you must listen to before you die? I'm not so sure about that. Best track: 2/2
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Fri Dec 24 2021
New Forms
Roni Size
This is my 439th album and the first one I haven't finished. After 7.5 tracks, I know what they're going for. I don't need to listen to 14.5 more of the same thing. They broke my spirit. It's drum and bass with unimaginative lyrics and mediocre vocals. Best track: N/A
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Sat Dec 25 2021
Let's Stay Together
Al Green
Had this album on repeat all day. So smooth. Best track: Let's Stay Together
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Sun Dec 26 2021
Paris 1919
John Cale
I braced myself for the electric viola and was pleasantly surprised. Best track: Half Past France
4
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Mon Dec 27 2021
Appetite For Destruction
Guns N' Roses
Nothing notable outside the big three. Best track: Sweet Child O' Mine
4
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Tue Dec 28 2021
OK Computer
Radiohead
Radiohead is really great at (for example) saying, "We want to do a song that evokes Bitches Brew, but we want to make it our own," and then they execute it perfectly and it's super impressive, with thoughtful lyrics and everything. Occasionally, though, they forget to make the music enjoyable to listen to. That only happens a few times on this album, which is what makes it their best one. Also, they perfectly captured the 21st century zeitgeist in 1997. How? Best track: Paranoid Android
5
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Wed Dec 29 2021
Junkyard
The Birthday Party
Google started recommending therapists to me after I listened to this. Best track: She's Hit (??)
1
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Thu Dec 30 2021
Ragged Glory
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Even as a Neil Young apologist, this was a bit much for me. Best track: White Line
3
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Fri Dec 31 2021
Real Life
Magazine
Buzzcocks without the teeth. Best track: Shot by Both Sides
3
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Sat Jan 01 2022
Here, My Dear
Marvin Gaye
Wow, this was raw. Powerful stuff. Best track: A Funky Space Reincarnation
5
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Sun Jan 02 2022
Signing Off
UB40
Red, Red Wine really, really sucks, but this is not that, so it turned out to be better than I expected. However, it's still reggae made by white guys from Birmingham (lol). The instrumentals are the best parts. Best track: Adella
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Mon Jan 03 2022
Penance Soiree
The Icarus Line
The White Stripes are already on this list. Do we need their imitators, too? Best track: Spike Island
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Tue Jan 04 2022
Bat Out Of Hell
Meat Loaf
Sounds like the soundtrack to a musical, and of course it was made into one 40 years later. It's not just any musical, though - it's a zany, nostalgic, rock opera, Springsteen parody (ish), retelling of Peter Pan. A wild ride. Long live the Loaf. Best track: Paradise by the Dashboard Light
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Wed Jan 05 2022
Psychocandy
The Jesus And Mary Chain
Powerpop + distortion = this. Surprised me in a good way, though there were a couple of tracks I'd like to permanently delete. Best track: Some Candy Talking
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Thu Jan 06 2022
Time Out
The Dave Brubeck Quartet
Crack for time signature nerds. At the end of the day, it's a jazz quartet with an alto sax instead of a horn, so that's going to limit my personal enjoyment, but it absolutely belongs here. Best track: Take Five.
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Fri Jan 07 2022
The Stooges
The Stooges
Not a lot of tracks, and a lot of them sound very similar. Nice sound, though. Best track: I Wanna Be Your Dog
3
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Sat Jan 08 2022
Pornography
The Cure
Jesus, just go see a therapist. Best track: Cold
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Sun Jan 09 2022
Teenager Of The Year
Frank Black
I listened to this several times to try to wrap my head around what he was going for. My conclusion is that he needs an editor. There's too much here, and it's so painfully 90s alt-rock. That's a plus on some songs, but a huge negative on others. Best track: Freedom Rock
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Mon Jan 10 2022
Midnight Ride
Paul Revere & The Raiders
This isn't the Beastie Boys? Best track: All I Really Need is You
3
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Tue Jan 11 2022
Hotel California
Eagles
I don't hate the Eagles like The Dude does, but some of their songs beat me down; Hotel California is chief among them, with Life in the Fast Lane close behind. The fact that both are on this album makes it a slog, but it was better than I wanted to admit. Still not something I would ever put on voluntarily. Best track: The Last Resort
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Wed Jan 12 2022
Roxy Music
Roxy Music
Sounds like they sat down to listen to Bowie and their main takeaway was, "We should be weird like him!" Some of it worked and some of it very much did not. Best track: Virginia Plain
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Thu Jan 13 2022
A Walk Across The Rooftops
The Blue Nile
The whole time it was playing I just wanted it to stop. Best track: Tinseltown in the Rain
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Fri Jan 14 2022
Slippery When Wet
Bon Jovi
Goddammit. I really, really want to hate Bon Jovi. Their product is a lowest common denominator synthetic approximation of music, delivered without so much as a knowing wink. They either have contempt for their audience or are too stupid to know the difference. I imagine it might be some of both. But, as the great Robert Christgau says, "Are you really immune to 'Livin' on a Prayer'?" No, Robert. I am not. Best track: Livin' on a Prayer
3
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Sat Jan 15 2022
Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters
I like the idea of this album more than I like the album itself. Best track: Big Me
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Sun Jan 16 2022
Electric Warrior
T. Rex
Weird in a delightful way. Rewards multiple listens. I love the sound of this band. Best track: Cosmic Dancer
4
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Mon Jan 17 2022
The Number Of The Beast
Iron Maiden
I should have checked this out earlier in my life. Best track: Hallowed Be Thy Name
5
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Tue Jan 18 2022
Live At The Harlem Square Club
Sam Cooke
Sam Cooke is great. Understatement of the year. I don't understand why the editors of this list have a problem with best of albums while also including several "live from a night club" entries. I want to hear the music, not the banter between artist and crowd. He had plenty of studio albums. At least one of those should have made the cut instead. Best track: Medley: It's All Right/For Sentimental Reasons
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Wed Jan 19 2022
This Nation’s Saving Grace
The Fall
A drunk asshole mumbles into a microphone while the bass player uses studio time to learn scales and the rhythm guitar does whatever it wants. Occasionally, a girl who can't carry a tune shows up to sing. Might be tolerable if they were sticking it to the man or something, but it's all pseudointellectual navel-gazing. Best track: Mansion
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Thu Jan 20 2022
It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back
Public Enemy
Some of these tracks sound like demos that were never updated. It still slaps, though. Best track: Bring the Noise
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Fri Jan 21 2022
Scott 2
Scott Walker
When you pull off the crooner thing, you're cool and refined. When you don't, you're schmaltzy. Scotty 2 Hotty is very schmaltzy. Best track: Jackie
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Sat Jan 22 2022
Elastica
Elastica
Started off strong and faded fast. The back half of the album is basically a 20-minute long song chopped up into tiny tracks. Best track: Line Up
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Sun Jan 23 2022
Jazz Samba
Stan Getz
This is probably going to seem hypocritical if you look at some of my other reviews, but does an album really need to included if it popularized a genre? Nobody needs to listen to bossa nova before they die. Sorry to all the tenor sax enthusiasts out there. Best track: Desafinado
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Mon Jan 24 2022
Queen Of Denmark
John Grant
I'm a sucker for songwriters that can make non-lyrical lines singable, and that's this entire album. Some of these songs are absolutely hilarious and absurd - in a good way. There's also a song with a slur in the title that I won't type because I'm on a government computer, and it's a very honest, biting satire. Not something you want to listen to without headphones in, but also not what you think it is. Super fun. I've listened three times and I'll go back for at least another. Best track: Outer Space
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Tue Jan 25 2022
The Message
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
Legendary for launching a genre, but boy, is it dated. I'm also not sure the Stevie Wonder tribute was relevant or listenable when it was released. Best track: The Message
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Wed Jan 26 2022
Odessey And Oracle
The Zombies
How in the world was this not the biggest album on the planet? I thought it was here because of the one single that everybody knows, but so many of the other tracks reached up and slapped me out of nowhere. Incredible. Best track: Time of the Season
5
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Thu Jan 27 2022
Guitar Town
Steve Earle
Steve Earle is everything the critics think about Dwight Yoakam, only his voice is pleasant to listen to and he writes a hell of a lyric. Long live Waylon. Best track: Guitar Town
4
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Fri Jan 28 2022
Third
Portishead
This band could be pretty cool if they didn't have a Björk wannabe standing at the front. Best track: The Rip
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Sat Jan 29 2022
Natty Dread
Bob Marley & The Wailers
It's quite an accomplishment to make music that's so chill and still makes people want to move. Best track: No Woman No Cry
5
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Sun Jan 30 2022
Nowhere
Ride
What do you do when you're a Britpop band in the early 90s with two singers that can't really carry a tune all that well? You bury them in the mix, turn up the guitars, and ride the wave (sorry) of the burgeoning shoegaze movement. A few triumphant moments, but they're a little too sparse. Best track: Vapour Trails
3
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Mon Jan 31 2022
A Seat at the Table
Solange
Important subject matter, but delivered in such a bland, unremarkable way that it makes me not want to care. The features are by far the best parts. Also, interludes? What is this, 1994? Best track: Mad
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Tue Feb 01 2022
The Bends
Radiohead
Much more listenable than I remember, though Thom still had some shaky moments on the vocals. At some point, he has to stop getting away with hitting a note too low and then bending his voice. It's okay to do another take. Best track: Fake Plastic Trees
4
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Wed Feb 02 2022
Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde
The Pharcyde
So much skill and silliness, but the replay value is a bit limited for me. Best track: Passin' Me By
4
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Thu Feb 03 2022
Stand!
Sly & The Family Stone
A bit uneven with a rocky start, but that's forgivable; they were pioneering and perfecting a genre. A stone cold classic. Best track: Everyday People
4
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Fri Feb 04 2022
Alien Lanes
Guided By Voices
This album is 41 minutes long and has 28 tracks. It's like an amuse-bouche concept album, which could be cool if the band making it were competent or interesting in any way. In the hands of a shitty mid-90s indie pop rock band that loves to drop homophobic slurs whenever they get a chance, it's annoying at best. Best track: Alright
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Sat Feb 05 2022
Meat Is Murder
The Smiths
I cannot begin to understand the effusive praise offered upon this mediocre band by the (mostly English) press. Something about The Smiths apparently prompts some irrepressible urge to hurl superlatives upon them. The book calls them "Manchester's finest sons." Marr "amaze[s] with his guitar palette" and Morrissey (sorry, Moz) shows "the first signs of real hurt in his words." Another review I found lauded the "quintessentially ‘Morrissey’ themes and blunt lyrics...presented over a suitably more muscular and athletic musical accompaniment." Lads, it's an arsehole moaning into a microphone while his slightly less shitty friend plugs away on some lackluster melodies that you forget as soon as you hear it. Give your heads a wobble. Wankers. Best track: Well I Wonder
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Sun Feb 06 2022
Nilsson Schmilsson
Harry Nilsson
Weird in a pleasant way, but not much stood out to me apart from the Coconut song. Best track: Coconut
3
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Mon Feb 07 2022
Urban Hymns
The Verve
I bought this album when it came out because of Bittersweet Symphony alone, and my blind faith that there would be more than just the one track paid off. That didn't always happen. To this day I still get The Drugs Don't Work stuck in my head at odd times. Lightning in a bottle. Best track: Bittersweet Symphony
4
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Tue Feb 08 2022
Tubular Bells
Mike Oldfield
This was fine until the werewolf showed up. Best track: Tubular Bells, Part One
2
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Wed Feb 09 2022
Billion Dollar Babies
Alice Cooper
I'm not the hugest fan of Clint Eastwood playing the same character in all of his movies, but even I'll admit that he makes a pretty good grizzled boxing coach. Hilary Swank steals the show, though. Best track: Generation Landslide
3
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Thu Feb 10 2022
Bug
Dinosaur Jr.
I'm not sure if this is good, but it's certainly fun. I love their sound, shaky vocals notwithstanding. Best track: Freak Scene
3
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Fri Feb 11 2022
Steve McQueen
Prefab Sprout
I was expecting music you could play during a car chase or maybe a gunfight. Instead it was something your weird aunt might put on during teatime. Best track: Bonny
2
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Sat Feb 12 2022
Licensed To Ill
Beastie Boys
This is the Beasties at their rawest and rudest. The contrast between this, their worst record, and Paul's Boutique, their next and best offering, is staggering. Still a lot of fun. Best track: Brass Monkey
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Sun Feb 13 2022
Aja
Steely Dan
At one point during the title track, I thought to myself, "This one has to be over soon, right?" and when I looked at the elapsed time, it wasn't even halfway done. What a slog. Give me their earlier stuff, but not this. This is yacht rock with extra steps. Best track: Josie
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Mon Feb 14 2022
Damaged
Black Flag
Chaotic and fun. Also really effing dumb. I understand that this is the point, but it also doesn't make me like it any more than I do. Best track: TV Party
3
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Tue Feb 15 2022
London Calling
The Clash
It's amazing how many genres they fit into this album, and they do them all well. Great to listen to as well. An all-around great record. Best track: London Calling
5
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Wed Feb 16 2022
american dream
LCD Soundsystem
A couple of ill-advised Talking Heads impersonations, but otherwise a great listen. Best track: call the police
4
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Thu Feb 17 2022
Virgin Suicides
Air
The rhythm of the guitar riff on Clouds Up is the same as the chorus of 50 Cent's In da Club. Once you realize that, this album is 50% more fun. Best track: Highschool Lover
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Fri Feb 18 2022
Out of Step
Minor Threat
Apparently these guys invented Straight Edge. I'm not sure I would want to put that on my resume, but we've all got to forge our way in this world, and they found something that works for them, which is nice. Best track: Cashing In
3
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Sat Feb 19 2022
Straight Outta Compton
N.W.A.
Thought it was an easy 5 coming in, but some of the deeper cuts didn't age well at all. Still has some all-time bangers, though. Best track: Fuck tha Police
4
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Sun Feb 20 2022
Sex Packets
Digital Underground
Ill advised. Overly long. Not nearly as clever or as culturally relevant as the creators imagine. Honestly, it's just really, really dumb. I hate that I had to waste an hour on this. Best track: (not found)
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Mon Feb 21 2022
Atomizer
Big Black
One halfway-interesting track and a whole lot of noise. Best track: Kerosene
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Tue Feb 22 2022
All Directions
The Temptations
One absolute banger of a tune that takes up 1/3 of the album. The other 2/3 I could take or leave. Best track: Papa Was a Rollin' Stone
4
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Wed Feb 23 2022
Yeezus
Kanye West
I'm super conflicted by this album, and I'm not the only one. In Pitchfork's 2013 Readers Poll, Yeezus was named both the Most Underrated and Most Overrated album of the year. The solo follow-up to MBDTF, Kanye's magnum opus, doesn't quite measure up. There's the usual helping of inane lyrics (Does Kanye know that 300 didn't feature any Romans?), the overuse of autotune, and the braggadocio, which he does better than anyone else (just ask him). But there's also the delightful use of obscure samples expertly married with cutting-edge beats, punctuated by excellent collaborations and features. This album also features the most Kanye song he's ever put together: Blood on the Leaves, a catchy tune about love and divorce where Ye spends half a verse talking about the cost of his wardrobe. Pretty standard stuff, except it's all happening on top of a sample of a 1965 tune about lynching that's been called one of the most important songs of the 20th century. The thesis of this album, made by a self-professed evangelical Christian who gives the middle finger to both Catholics and Baptists, and oh yeah, the thing is called YEEZUS, is that nothing is off-limits for Kanye. Best track: Bound 2
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Thu Feb 24 2022
Every Picture Tells A Story
Rod Stewart
I don't have a rational reason for saying this, but I don't buy anything this guy is trying to sell. He seems skeezy. Probably not fair to the dude, but how I feel is how I feel. Best track: Maggie May
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Fri Feb 25 2022
Scream, Dracula, Scream
Rocket From The Crypt
This is a slightly more palatable Smashmouth. I waffled between a 2 and a 3 and eventually went higher on the strength of their best song. Best track: Young Livers
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Sat Feb 26 2022
I Should Coco
Supergrass
Fun little record. Best track: Alright
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Sun Feb 27 2022
Beyond Skin
Nitin Sawhney
A super clever fusion album. Sawhney collaborates with a number of artists to meld several disaparate styles. Some of these songs weren't my bag, but the format of the album is such that if you don't like something, all you have to do is wait a bit and something better is on the horizon. Really well constructed. Best track: Broken Skin
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Mon Feb 28 2022
The Blueprint
JAY Z
Would it be extremely white of me to suggest that the best track is the one that features Eminem? So be it. Not sure I understand why this is on the list but The Black Album isn't. Best track: Renegade
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Tue Mar 01 2022
Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs
Derek & The Dominos
Layla is an obvious classic, but I can't shake the feeling that I just listened to a guy masturbate for 75 minutes. The fact that it's Clapton makes it even more gross. A little more restraint in all areas of your life, please. Best track: Layla
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Wed Mar 02 2022
Marquee Moon
Television
It's fine. I struggle to see why it's on a list like this. Dad rock. Best track: Guiding Light
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Thu Mar 03 2022
Siembra
Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
I love a good horn section, and the horns here are INCREDIBLE. The musicianship is off the charts all the way around, and the storytelling is rich and clever to boot. I enjoyed the sarcastic West Side Story reference. Best track: Pedro Navaja
5
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Fri Mar 04 2022
21
Adele
She's got some pipes. Best track: Someone Like You
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Sat Mar 05 2022
The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
David Bowie
I love this album so much. Best track: Starman
5
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Sun Mar 06 2022
Blue
Joni Mitchell
What a songwriter. I should have reserved the 5 score for albums like this that are the best of the best. Best track: A Case of You
5
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Mon Mar 07 2022
Vanishing Point
Primal Scream
It sounds like they watched Blade Runner and didn't quite understand it, but decided to make a soundtrack based on their idea of it anyway. Just lots of chill 2019 vibes from the late 90s. Best track: Kowalski
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Tue Mar 08 2022
Talking Heads 77
Talking Heads
Nothing about this band and especially this album appeals to me. Weird dance breaks with the sax, the fa-fa-fa chorus, nonsensical lyrics. Am I supposed to find it entertaining? clever? pleasant to listen to? It's none of those things. Best track: Psycho Killer, I guess. Says more about the rest of the album than anything else
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Wed Mar 09 2022
White Light
Gene Clark
I get annoyed when Clark is listed among the great songwriters; to me, he's a tier or two below that. That doesn't mean he's a bad songwriter, though, and there's some good stuff here, even if it is a bit mellow and same-y. Best track: For a Spanish Guitar
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Thu Mar 10 2022
Imperial Bedroom
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
On a certain level, Costello's music is likable enough. He's melding various styles and doing his own thing, which is good. The thing is, he's so smarmy and artificial that I can't help but think of him as the musical equivalent of a grifter. Best track: The Loved Ones
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Fri Mar 11 2022
In The Wee Small Hours
Frank Sinatra
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little disappointed by this album, which is basically just a collection of standards. Essential if you're into Sinatra, but otherwise...maybe not. Best track: Ill Wind
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Sat Mar 12 2022
Paul's Boutique
Beastie Boys
This collaboration between the Beastie Boys and the Dust Brothers is a legendary achievement. I highly recommend the 33 1/3 book about the making of this record. I also recommend you check out a playlist or Youtube video that breaks down all the samples. Best track: Shake Your Rump
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Sun Mar 13 2022
Transformer
Lou Reed
There are three and half really good songs on here. It should have been an LP, because the rest of it is super dumb. Like, really, really dumb. Best track: Satellite of Love
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Mon Mar 14 2022
Spiderland
Slint
Every once in awhile, some music theory nerds sneak in through a propped open studio door so they can make and release a record, and for some reason, every time that happens, a new entry is created on this list. It's creative, but is it interesting? The answer in this case is a huge meh. Best track: Nosferatu Man
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Tue Mar 15 2022
Master Of Puppets
Metallica
I got so much work done today. What an album. I'm really into the instrumental. Best track: Orion
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Wed Mar 16 2022
Heaux Tales
Jazmine Sullivan
This album is yet another example of the reason they need to let these records breathe before adding them to a list like this. While the messages are timeless, the music is going to age like unpasteurized milk. Three of the songs use that terrible mumble trap triplet flow, which is three too many. Best track: Lost One
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Thu Mar 17 2022
Histoire De Melody Nelson
Serge Gainsbourg
On paper, this sounds like a terrible album: French beat poetry about a fling between a middle-aged man and a 15-year-old girl. In reality, it's actually worse than that. Serge goes to great pains to explain just how rich he is. He spends a whole song talking about his Rolls Royce, and another one describing going on about the interior décor of his luxurious hotel. But he's sad, and here's a pretty girl he just happened to notice. Won't she be a nice trophy? "Don't tell me if you're not a virgin," he says in so many words, because that would ruin the experience.
I mean, what the fuck.
I guess I should mention that the backing music is nice, but I already feel dirty for giving this guy half a cent by listening to his album on Spotify. If I ever want to relive the vibe, I'll just go find Beck's stuff and listen with a clean conscience. Best track: Cargo culte (for the backing choir)
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Fri Mar 18 2022
...And Justice For All
Metallica
Something Metallica gets that a lot of similar bands don't is that the throttle doesn't have to be at 112% all the time. Best track: One
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Sat Mar 19 2022
Darklands
The Jesus And Mary Chain
A rare 80's pop rock album that isn't incredibly dated. It's also not super memorable in any way. Best track: Darklands
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Sun Mar 20 2022
Cloud Nine
The Temptations
A very uneven album, but the funky tracks are so fire that I don't even care. Best track: Cloud Nine
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Mon Mar 21 2022
The Suburbs
Arcade Fire
This is not Arcade Fire's best album, but it is their most focused and complete. Nothing quite captures the despairing ennui of suburban life quite like The Suburbs. It's critical, of course - "dead shopping malls rise like mountains beyond mountains" isn't the most singable line, but they make it sound sickly sweet - but there are also touches of nostalgia (We Used to Wait and Rococo) to balance out the despair (City with No Children. among others) and outright panic (Month of May). It's a successful concept album that's more than the sum of its parts, but the parts are damn good to start with. Best track: Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains)
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Tue Mar 22 2022
Ill Communication
Beastie Boys
One thing I really like about this record is that it sounds like they just stopped caring about what would be commercially successful and did whatever they wanted to do, which was apparently lay down some chill jams, occasionally interrupted by something really frenetic. Best track: Sabotage
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Wed Mar 23 2022
Modern Life Is Rubbish
Blur
This is 59 minutes of the woohoo band not doing the woohoo song. Generic and boring, except for a couple of occasions where they go out of their way to be aggressively irritating. Does not belong anywhere near a list of essential music. Best track: Villa Rosie (the junior woohoo song)
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Thu Mar 24 2022
Architecture And Morality
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
I expected to hate this, but it was (mostly) kind of great. At its best, it's layered and interesting and way ahead of its time. It's not always at its best, though. Too much 80's Mellotron and questionable singing. Best track: Joan of Arc (Maid of Orleans)
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Fri Mar 25 2022
Street Life
The Crusaders
I would rather not listen to somebody pretend to be Kenny G. I don't understand the appeal, but clearly somebody likes this shit. Best track: My Lady
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Sat Mar 26 2022
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smashing Pumpkins
The lyrics on nearly every song on this album sound like they were composed by an android who learned about human emotion by studying a 14-year-old's diary. The whole thing is overly long, self-indulgent, and sounds like it was ripped off of a dozen other contemporary bands. Billy Corgan can't sing and is a humongous asshole in real life. Despite all of this, I unironically really, really like it. Maybe it's nostalgia. Maybe I'm a sucker for adolescent Big Feelings expressed in an objectively mediocre way. I think it's just that I decided I enjoyed their sound in sixth grade, so now it hits the part of my brain that makes me happy, even though it shouldn't. Best track: Bullet with Butterfly Wings
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Sun Mar 27 2022
Night Life
Ray Price
You can just barely hear the beginnings of Willie's brand of outlaw country on the few tracks he's responsible for. Otherwise, it's honky-tonk accompanied by strings. Best track: Night Life
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Mon Mar 28 2022
Dance Mania
Tito Puente
This album makes me want to quit my job and play the trumpet full-time. Best track: Mambo Gozon
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Tue Mar 29 2022
Unknown Pleasures
Joy Division
I'm sure I'm not the first asshole to point out that this band is ironically named, but...it is. You can't just put the word "joy" in your name and then fart into a microphone and call it a day. Best track: I'm not sure. I kept trying to pay attention but it was just. so. boring
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Wed Mar 30 2022
The Slim Shady LP
Eminem
This simply didn't age well. Still some sick rhymes, though. Best track: Brain Damage
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Thu Mar 31 2022
Welcome to the Afterfuture
Mike Ladd
Those "deep thoughts" you have when you're high aren't actually that profound, and you definitely shouldn't build an entire album around them. Best track: 5,000 Miles West of the Future
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Fri Apr 01 2022
Aladdin Sane
David Bowie
I suppose that if you were of the opinion that there are too many Bowie albums on the list, you'd choose this one as one of the ones to go. It's still Bowie and still great, though. Best track: The Jean Genie
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Sat Apr 02 2022
Nothing's Shocking
Jane's Addiction
The vocals grate after awhile, but this was more enjoyable than I expected. Also: boobs. Best track: Jane Says
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Sun Apr 03 2022
I'm Your Man
Leonard Cohen
This one was super weird. Love the imagery and turn of phrase in the songwriting; absolutely hate the backing vocals and the corny string arrangements. A baffling album. Best track: Tower of Song
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Mon Apr 04 2022
Rain Dogs
Tom Waits
Tom Waits is a guy who is so far off the beaten path that I guess you have to accept the bad weird stuff because it also allows him to come up with the good weird stuff. There's plenty of both here. Best track: Tango Till They're Sore
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Tue Apr 05 2022
25
Adele
21 is more consistent, but 25 has the higher highs. Best track: Hello
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Wed Apr 06 2022
Live At Leeds
The Who
This should have been better. The Who's hits are great, and for some reason they decided to insert a bunch of filler and bad covers into their setlist. When they actually played a decent song, they inserted a bunch of barely related, bloated solos. Can you imagine plunking down actual cash to see this? Best track: Happy Jack - Live
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Thu Apr 07 2022
Connected
Stereo MC's
A one-hit wonder album. The rest of the stuff sounds enough like the hit to make it enjoyable, but it's not different or adventurous enough to make it interesting. Best track: Connected
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Fri Apr 08 2022
S&M
Metallica
There are moments when the band and the orchestra really gel and create something pretty cool, but they are few and far between. In fact, there are more moments where it's clear that they must have only rehearsed together once or twice. This must have been a really fun concert, but did it need to be immortalized? It's a glorified remix album. Best track: No Leaf Clover
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Sat Apr 09 2022
Pump
Aerosmith
I used to love this album, but there's so much about it I just don't connect to anymore. It's not them; it's me. Maybe it's a little bit them. Their music is just so damn horny. Best track: Going Down/Love in an Elevator
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Sun Apr 10 2022
Fun House
The Stooges
It feels like an incomplete demo. The roots of something interesting are here. Best track: Down on the Street
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Mon Apr 11 2022
Now I Got Worry
The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
A couple of listenable tracks amongst a whole heap of horseshit. Best track: Wail
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Tue Apr 12 2022
I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You
Aretha Franklin
A powerhouse of a record. The fadeouts on every song were slightly annoying, but that's more of a function of the era than anything else. Best track: I Never Loved a Man (The Way I Love You)
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Wed Apr 13 2022
Kilimanjaro
The Teardrop Explodes
Lots of 80s shlock. Anything interesting is just about ruined by the voice of Julian Cope. Oh no, I guess I won't be welcome in England now. What a pity. Best track: Poppies in the Field
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Thu Apr 14 2022
The La's
The La's
Fun little album. I was convinced going in that this was a one-hit wonder whose one hit was played better by multiple other bands, but they won me over. Best track: There She Goes
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Fri Apr 15 2022
Van Halen
Van Halen
What a run of opening songs. A great album that kinda sags in the middle. Best track: Runnin' with the Devil
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Sat Apr 16 2022
At Budokan
Cheap Trick
I enjoyed this way more than I thought I would. At the end of the day, it's a live album with a ton of screaming. We couldn't get a Cheap Trick studio album on the list instead? Best track: Surrender
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Sun Apr 17 2022
Exodus
Bob Marley & The Wailers
The dude survived an assassination attempt and then put together one of the most biting commentaries ever put to music together, and it was all so chill and funky and fire all at once. A generational talent
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Mon Apr 18 2022
All Hope Is Gone
Slipknot
I support this music. If it helps one angsty teen process his anger in a way that doesn't end in a school shooting, it's a win. Does everybody need to hear it before they die? No. It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be, though. Best track: All Hope is Gone
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Tue Apr 19 2022
Your New Favourite Band
The Hives
A super fun garage punk record. Not sure why a compilation album is here, but I enjoyed it anyhow. Probably should be replaced by one of their studio albums. Best track: Hate to Say I Told You So
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Wed Apr 20 2022
Done By The Forces Of Nature
Jungle Brothers
This actually aged really well, especially when compared to similar projects of the era. All hail ATCQ and De La Soul. Best track: Sunshine
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Thu Apr 21 2022
Sail Away
Randy Newman
There are a couple of great songs in here, but a whole album of Randy Newman (even if it is only 30 minutes) is just too much. Best track: Sail Away
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Fri Apr 22 2022
Let England Shake
PJ Harvey
Of the four PJ Harvey albums I've had so far, this one is by far the best. At times a haunting intersection of interesting muscality and thoughtful lyrics. (It's also sometimes annoying.) Best track: In the Dark Places
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Sat Apr 23 2022
Garbage
Garbage
Better than I expected/remembered, but it's kind of two songs and a lot of filler. Best track: Stupid Girl
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Sun Apr 24 2022
Selling England By The Pound
Genesis
Because the world needed more navel-gazing about England. Best track: I Know What I Like (In Your Wardrobe)
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Mon Apr 25 2022
Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Aphex Twin
Ambient House. You can keep it. Nothing to distinguish it from one track to the next. Best track: N/A
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Tue Apr 26 2022
This Is Hardcore
Pulp
I suppose "This is mediocre smarmy Britpop" was rejected by the marketing department. Best track: TV Movie
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Wed Apr 27 2022
Ogden's Nut Gone Flake
Small Faces
Weird psychedelic nonsense. The parts without the talking sound damn good. Best track: Afterglow
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Thu Apr 28 2022
Ritual De Lo Habitual
Jane's Addiction
About halfway through, this album flipped from "inoffensive" to "annoying." I can't take more than about 10-15 minutes of this singer. Best track: Been Caught Stealing
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Fri Apr 29 2022
Will The Circle Be Unbroken
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band somehow got a bunch of legends from the previous generation to sit down with them and make an album that bridges the gap. Incredible to listen to. I like the interludes, but they got to be a bit much toward the end. Volume 2 should absolutely be on this list. Best track: Foggy Mountain Breakdown
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Sat Apr 30 2022
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Beatles
This album is a 10 out of 10, and that's before you get to the final track, which is one of the greatest pop songs ever recorded and ends with THAT chord - a chord so iconic it has its own liner notes. I don't care about any debate about how influential or overrated or whatever this album is, or about how it compares to Pet Sounds or anything else. All I know is it ends with John Lennon literally reading a newspaper while Paul combs his hair, culminating in a chaotic semi-improvised orchestral glissando and a 40-second long chord that sticks in your soul and your chest long after it's over. Bravo. Best track: A Day in the Life
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Sun May 01 2022
Want Two
Rufus Wainwright
This was way too (two?) long and overindulgent. Two observations for this album with an inexplicable "two" in its name: (1) I'll give two to one odds that songs from the album have been used in at least two dozen coming-of-age indie films. (2) The line about being baptized in cum might have been clever on paper. Not so much in practice. Best track: Agnus Dei
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Mon May 02 2022
Fromohio
fIREHOSE
It wasn't bad, but it also didn't really make an impression on me. I'm not surprised that I've never heard of them. I imagine that most people forget about them as soon as they're done listening. Best track: The Softest Hammer
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Tue May 03 2022
Out Of The Blue
Electric Light Orchestra
There are moments where ELO is way too disco-adjacent for me, but the strength of Side 3 of this record is enough to cover over a multitude of sins. Best track: Summer and Lightning
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Wed May 04 2022
Face to Face
The Kinks
Have you ever thought about what the Beatles might have sounded like if they were just okay at songwriting and three years behind everybody else? Wonder no more! Best track: Sunny Afternoon
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Thu May 05 2022
Pretenders
Pretenders
This felt like a chore. Best track: ?
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Fri May 06 2022
Water From An Ancient Well
Abdullah Ibrahim
I always appreciate jazz more when a brass horn is involved. In this case, the tracks featuring the trombone were on point. There just weren't enough of them to make me get excited about the entire album. Best track: Sameeda
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Sat May 07 2022
Paul Simon
Paul Simon
Sometimes I really appreciate Paul Simon's songwriting, and other times he starts out a song with a word like "paraphernalia" for no discernible reason, and I just don't get it. He needs a Garfunkel to edit him and push down his weirder instincts. Best track: Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard
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Sun May 08 2022
This Is Fats Domino
Fats Domino
This is a great listen, but it's the only Fats album on the list, and it's not his best one. They should have included Rock and Rollin' with Fats Domino. Best track: Blueberry Hill
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Mon May 09 2022
Crossing the Red Sea With the Adverts
The Adverts
Did you know that British people call chicken sandwiches "burgers"? As if the bun is what makes it a burger. Wtf, England. They also abbreviate advertisements as "adverts" instead of "ads," because I guess they don't understand the point of abbreviations. Finally, their punk bands are typically pale imitators of the format, soullessly checking boxes on a form as if punk is a series of requirements rather than an attitude. Thankfully, that's not the case here, even if they still call them "adverts." Best track: Great British Mistake (I assume this song is about the burger/sandwich thing. Please don't @ me if that's wrong, because in that case I don't want to know)
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Tue May 10 2022
Live At The Star Club, Hamburg
Jerry Lee Lewis
Jesus, Jerry, you're going to break the piano. Best track: Mean Woman Blues
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Wed May 11 2022
Warehouse: Songs And Stories
Hüsker Dü
An interminably long record from what appears to be an R.E.M. cover band using umlauts in their name, even though they're from Minnesota. If you're going to make an "every song sounds the same" album, keep it tight, please. Best track: There were tracks?
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Thu May 12 2022
Roots
Sepultura
Is the ridiculous growl supposed to be masculine or something? It's awful. Best track: Jasco
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Fri May 13 2022
Off The Wall
Michael Jackson
A coronation. Best track: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
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Sat May 14 2022
High Violet
The National
Just a bunch of really smart songs with rich instrumentation that rewards multiple listens. I love this record. Best track: Runaway
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Sun May 15 2022
It's Blitz!
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
The best YYY project by far. Karen O and the band are perfectly in sync. A modern classic. Best track: Runaway
5
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Mon May 16 2022
In Rainbows
Radiohead
Lesser Radiohead. Too much bullshit. Best track: Nude
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Tue May 17 2022
Horses
Patti Smith
This might be a fun live show, but as an album, it falls flat. Honestly, I wanted to hate this more than I actually did. Best track: Kimberly
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Wed May 18 2022
Hunting High And Low
a-ha
Better than I expected, but still not great. Nice of them to put their hit at the beginning. Best track: Take on Me
3
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Thu May 19 2022
The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway
Genesis
Seems a bit redundant to complain about this being self-indulgent. They tell you upfront what they are, so if you hit play, you accept their terms. It's still all a bit much. Whoever invented the phrase "Less is more" was talking to Genesis, and of course they didn't listen. Best track: In the Cage
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Fri May 20 2022
Trafalgar
Bee Gees
This might be the most boring album on the list. No wonder they pivoted to disco. Best track: Somebody Stop the Music
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Sat May 21 2022
Screamadelica
Primal Scream
This is neither primal nor a scream. It's also not very interesting. Best track: Movin' on Up
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Sun May 22 2022
Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Dead Kennedys
Once you get past the wobbly voice, there's plenty to like here. Best track: Holiday in Cambodia
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Mon May 23 2022
Public Image: First Issue
Public Image Ltd.
Weird, but not in a good way. If you're going to put your super-earnest protest poem on two consecutive tracks, maybe let somebody spruce it up so it doesn't sound like an eighth-grader with a failing grade in ELAR wrote it. Best track: Public Image
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Tue May 24 2022
Red Headed Stranger
Willie Nelson
A perfect lazy Sunday album. Every track has a little surprise waiting to be discovered. It's a sign of everything wrong with the music industry that Columbia tried to re-produce this album because they thought it was too stripped down. Best track: Red Headed Stranger
5
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Wed May 25 2022
Surfer Rosa
Pixies
Listening to this is like trying to pay attention to your drunk friend while he tells what he thinks is an important story, but he keeps getting distracted by shiny objects and also the story was kind of lame in the first place. Best track: Where is My Mind?
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Thu May 26 2022
American Idiot
Green Day
An ambitious effort. At the end of the day, the message doesn't match the delivery method, which breaks my brain a little. They play their anti-corporate Bush protest songs with the same energy they use for their odes to cocaine and masturbation. It just doesn't fit. Best track: Holiday
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Fri May 27 2022
Private Dancer
Tina Turner
Usually with the big names that I'm not into, I can at least understand on a cognitive level why somebody would be interested. In Tina Turner's case, I don't get it at all. She's an awful vocalist and the arrangements aren't doing her any favors either. The cover of Help! is one of the worst things I've heard in a long time. Best track: What's Love Got to Do with It, I guess
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Sat May 28 2022
Melody A.M.
Röyksopp
There's nothing wrong with this, and in fact, parts of it are quite enjoyable. It's also just a collection of tracks specifically engineered to be licensed for cell phone and insurance ads. Best track: the one from the Geico ad
3
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Sun May 29 2022
Darkness on the Edge of Town
Bruce Springsteen
It sounds like he downed a fifth of vodka in between each take. Best track: Racing in the Street
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Mon May 30 2022
Don't Come Home A Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind)
Loretta Lynn
I suppose they added this one because it's her breakthrough in terms of bringing feminism to country music, but Coal Miner's Daughter is right there. Best track: I Really Don't Want to Know
4
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Tue May 31 2022
The Joshua Tree
U2
An all-timer. This album is the reason I've given U2 a million and one chances over the years. Best track: Where the Streets Have No Name
5
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Wed Jun 01 2022
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme
Simon & Garfunkel
Some of Paul Simon's worst instincts are on display, but there's enough good stuff here to rescue it. Best track: The Dangling Conversation
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Thu Jun 02 2022
Immigrés
Youssou N'Dour
Really enjoyable, chill music. Demerits for using synths instead of real horns. Best track: Pitche Mi
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Fri Jun 03 2022
Punishing Kiss
Ute Lemper
This album doesn't live up to its billing. If you listened to it cold, you would never guess that the singer is the former star of a major production of Cabaret (playing Sally Bowles!). My friend compared it to a Moira Rose concept album, which is hilarious, if a bit unkind. Not totally inaccurate, though. There were a couple of tracks I really liked, but most were bland and uninspiring. Best track: You Were Meant for Me
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Sat Jun 04 2022
Boston
Boston
I love it when I think I know what the best song on an album is and I find one I like even better. Best track: Smokin'
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Sun Jun 05 2022
Vincebus Eruptum
Blue Cheer
I like their sound, but the covers were poorly executed. Summertime Blues is not a psychedelic song. Best track: Doctor Please
3
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Mon Jun 06 2022
Low
David Bowie
Chill Bowie vibes. Perfect for a lazy Sunday afternoon. Best track: Sound and Vision
4
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Tue Jun 07 2022
Trans Europe Express
Kraftwerk
I guess you could see this was influential, since Daft Punk and a hundred other clones straight up copied them, but that doesn't make this good. Best track: Franz Schubert
2
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Wed Jun 08 2022
Whatever
Aimee Mann
My initial impression was that she was a discount Alanis Morrissette, but as the album went on, it became clear that she's got some real songwriting chops. I'm still not convinced this belongs on the list, but it was better than I expected. Best track: Mr. Harris
3
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Thu Jun 09 2022
The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady
Charles Mingus
I feel supremely unqualified to comment on any jazz album's quality relative to another's, but I will say that out of all the jazz I've listened to for this project (including Bitches Brew and Kind of Blue, among others), this is by far the most interesting. It's innovative in all the right ways and it sounds like more than just a music theory exercise. Plus they included a contrabass trombone! Who the hell does that? An unexpected joy. Best track: Track C - Group Dancers [(Soul Fusion) Freewoman and Oh, This Freedom's Slave Cries]
5
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Fri Jun 10 2022
The Nightfly
Donald Fagen
Apparently this album is notable because audiophiles use it to test equipment. I'm glad to learn that it has a purpose, because I was struggling to come up with a reason that you would choose to listen to this. Unnecessarily weird. Best track: New Frontier
2
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Sat Jun 11 2022
School's Out
Alice Cooper
I had no idea this was a concept album. Reminds me a bit of the Meat Loaf album. Best track: School's Out
4
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Sun Jun 12 2022
Pelican West
Haircut 100
Unremarkable 80's New Wave. You can keep it. Best track: Favourite Shirts (Boy Meets Girl)
2
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Mon Jun 13 2022
American Beauty
Grateful Dead
This is not the best of the Dead. In fact, some of these tracks are just poorly executed. Disappointing, because the highs are really high. Best track: Truckin'
3
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Tue Jun 14 2022
Jagged Little Pill
Alanis Morissette
Alanis Morissette was inescapable in the mid to late 90s. I'm 95% sure I never owned this album, but the 5% is there because I know several of these songs by heart anyway. A fresh listen several years later reveals something raw and brutally honest, not to mention replayable. This album was lightning in a bottle. Best track: You Oughta Know
5
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Wed Jun 15 2022
Two Dancers
Wild Beasts
It sounds like they tried to come up with a bunch of songs that could be played over credit card ads or perhaps the end credits of Grey's Anatomy. Best track: Two Dancers (i)
2
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Thu Jun 16 2022
Sheet Music
10cc
It's unfortunate that this album starts off with such a dreadful song, as it colored my perception of the rest of it. There are some tracks here I really like, but ultimately it's just too inconsistent. Best track: Old Wild Men
3
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Fri Jun 17 2022
Fleet Foxes
Fleet Foxes
I don't know if this is the album that popularized the mountain man indie folk thing that stuck around for a bit, but in my head it is. Anyway, this was really solid, but not quite the force that I remember it being. Best track: Oliver James
4
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Sat Jun 18 2022
Pearl
Janis Joplin
This is her posthumous album, and it's hard to listen without thinking about what might have been. What a powerful voice. Best track: Me and Bobby McGee
4
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Sun Jun 19 2022
Fifth Dimension
The Byrds
Really disjointed, but still a great listen. You've got to be in the mood for a little bit of everything. This is the one where they didn't need Gene Clark (or Bob Dylan). Best track: Hey Joe (Where You Gonna Go)
4
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Mon Jun 20 2022
Made In Japan
Deep Purple
I like Deep Purple as much as the next guy (though judging by the reviews, where too many people are under the impression that Smoke on the Water is their only song, maybe I like them better than the next guy), but come on. This thing lost steam somewhere around The Mule / Strange Kind of Woman. Sometimes the live show needs to stay the live show. Best track: Highway Star
3
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Tue Jun 21 2022
Bossanova
Pixies
Flashes of brilliance. Too much filler. Best track: Velouria
3
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Wed Jun 22 2022
Gold
Ryan Adams
I'm probably not being super generous to the guy here, but it feels like he has a checklist for what he thinks a good song is, which includes singing in a really breathy voice that will get all the girls on the quad to pay attention to you, but also somehow he's really smarmy about it? It's not objectively bad, but it's also not something I'm interested in at all. Part of it might be that this is the album with the 9/11 song on it, and I'm just over it. Best track: Nobody Girl
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Thu Jun 23 2022
Buena Vista Social Club
Buena Vista Social Club
I enjoyed every minute of this. The story of the making of the album almost seems apocryphal. Best track: Chan Chan
5
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Fri Jun 24 2022
Coat Of Many Colors
Dolly Parton
I kind of hate the title track. It's kitschy and belittling even as it tries to achieve the opposite. Anyway, the rest of the album is pretty great. Best track: Here I Am
4
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Sat Jun 25 2022
Bryter Layter
Nick Drake
This one didn't work for me like Five Leaves Left did. He's written some very nice poetry and some very nice instrumentals, but they don't always complement each other. Best track: Hazey Jane I
3
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Sun Jun 26 2022
Felt Mountain
Goldfrapp
There's obviously a lot of talent on display here, but they haven't actually included any songs I want to listen to more than once. It sounds engineered to be included in a James Bond or Tarantino soundtrack. Best track: Pilots
3
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Mon Jun 27 2022
Songs Of Love And Hate
Leonard Cohen
The back half of this album is full of some incredible songwriting (Songs I Love), while the front half has kids singing (Songs I Hate). Best track: Famous Blue Raincoat
4
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Tue Jun 28 2022
Innervisions
Stevie Wonder
Just some great tunes. Man, I love Stevie Wonder. Best track: Higher Ground
4
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Wed Jun 29 2022
Pink Flag
Wire
I wrote in another review that a lot of British punk bands sound like they're soullessly checking off a list to ensure they meet all the qualifications of punk, and this is one of those bands. It sounds like they clocked in at 10, drudged their way through a tedious task, and got home by 3. And then maybe they took a nap. It's not bad, it's just...boring. Best track: Mannequin
3
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Thu Jun 30 2022
Teenage Head
Flamin' Groovies
They've got some really cool stuff going on in that 1970s bluesy rock space, which makes me wonder why they're not more well-known. Maybe their marketing department sucked? Maybe it's the dreadful band name? Maybe it's the ill-advised, super terrible Elvis impersonation? Best track: Whiskey Woman
4
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Fri Jul 01 2022
It's A Shame About Ray
The Lemonheads
Very mid-90s. Gets better with repeated listens. Best track: Mrs. Robinson
4
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Sat Jul 02 2022
Fulfillingness' First Finale
Stevie Wonder
It's not his best, but it's still really, really good. Best track: You Haven't Done Nothin'
4
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Sun Jul 03 2022
Let It Bleed
The Rolling Stones
A stone cold classic. Best opener + closer combo ever? Best track: Gimme Shelter
5
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Mon Jul 04 2022
The Genius Of Ray Charles
Ray Charles
Extremely uneven. There are some monster tracks and a whole lot I never want to hear again. Unfortunate. Best track: Deed I Do
3
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Tue Jul 05 2022
Armed Forces
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
A few observations: (1) I was already thinking about how much I hated this album when Elvis C dropped an N-bomb and made my head snap up from the work I was doing to Google and make sure I heard him right. Unfortunately, I did. (2) The voice is even smarmier than normal. It's so bad. (3) There's lots of wordplay that compares love and war, which is sort of a timeless trope, so fair play, but it gets icky when we compare love and fascism. Stop it. (4) "You've got Chemistry Class / I want a piece of your...mind" might be a clever lyric in someone else's...hands, but not in his (see point 3). This album sucks
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Wed Jul 06 2022
Murmur
R.E.M.
Not close to their best work. I tried to justify a higher score, but there's so much meh here. Best track: Radio Free Europe
3
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Thu Jul 07 2022
Smile
Brian Wilson
Self-indulgent, backward looking, and mostly mediocre. Dennis > Brian. Best track: Heroes & Villains
3
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Fri Jul 08 2022
Raw Power
The Stooges
This project is funny sometimes. I hadn't heard this album before yesterday and now I have strong opinions about which mix is best (it's the Bowie mix). Best track: I Need Somebody
4
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Sat Jul 09 2022
Are You Experienced
Jimi Hendrix
On the short list of best debut albums ever. Nothing else to say. Best track: Hey Joe
5
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Sun Jul 10 2022
Dear Science
TV On The Radio
I had forgotten how much I liked this record. In my head it was a lot of falsetto, but that wasn't as prevalent as I remembered. Several jams on here. Best track: DLZ
4
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Mon Jul 11 2022
Savane
Ali Farka Touré
I tried to connect with this. A whole lot of sounds and harmonies that don't work for my western ears, which is of course my failing and not theirs. Still doesn't stand out for me. Best track: Savane
3
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Tue Jul 12 2022
Tres Hombres
ZZ Top
They get lost a little in this one, but when they're on, they're on. Best track: La Grange
4
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Wed Jul 13 2022
Scott 4
Scott Walker
I don't like this guy's style, but he's penned some decent lyrics. Best track: The Old Man's Back Again (Dedicated to the Neo-Stalinist Regime)
2
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Thu Jul 14 2022
More Specials
The Specials
Sometimes fun and sometimes weird in a way that doesn't make me want to hear more. They're at their best when they're imitating somebody else. Best track: Holiday Fortnight
3
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Fri Jul 15 2022
The Grand Tour
George Jones
George Jones is one of my favorites from his generation, but this album is disjointed and weird. He's one of the ones that put out a ton of albums, and only a few of them are winners front to back. I recommend I Am What I Am if you like his voice but didn't necessarily love this album. Best track: Borrowed Angel
3
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Sat Jul 16 2022
A Rush Of Blood To The Head
Coldplay
The Scientist + Clocks is a hell of a pop one-two punch. Best track: The Scientist
4
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Sun Jul 17 2022
Autobahn
Kraftwerk
The first side is super weird and super long and clearly made, as my friend David says, by the German foosball players on Community. I'm not convinced that Side B is the same band. I really, really like Side B. Best track: Kometonmelodie 1
4
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Mon Jul 18 2022
Songs From The Big Chair
Tears For Fears
Two bangers and a lot of insufferable filler. Best track: Everybody Wants to Rule the World
3
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Tue Jul 19 2022
Sunshine Superman
Donovan
Sometimes psychedelic, sometimes medieval folk-ish, sometimes both. I dug most of it. Best track: Sunshine Superman
4
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Wed Jul 20 2022
Searching For The Young Soul Rebels
Dexys Midnight Runners
This guy's voice is the worst. It's like somebody dared him to use the most ridiculous delivery possible and play it straight, and he followed through, the madman. Also the saxophone player is out of tune half the time. Best track: The Teams That Meet in Caffs
1
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Thu Jul 21 2022
Like Water For Chocolate
Common
How you can tell this is a rap album released in the year 2000: (1) Themes of racial injustice (2) Macy Gray appearance (3) Casual homophobia and misogyny played for laughs (4) It's about six tracks too long (5) So many references to pimpin'. Best track: A Song for Assata
3
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Fri Jul 22 2022
Tidal
Fiona Apple
Very hit and miss. Best track: Criminal
3
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Sat Jul 23 2022
Untitled (Black Is)
SAULT
Power and resistance through understated funky grooves. Even spoken word nonsense can't bring down the vibe on this one. Best track: Wildfires
5
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Sun Jul 24 2022
KIWANUKA
Michael Kiwanuka
So good, so replayable. New album when? Best track: Hero
5
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Mon Jul 25 2022
B-52's
The B-52's
At their best, the B-52s are the kind of fun where you can just turn off your brain and enjoy the party. Unfortunately, this album is too much dumb and not enough fun. Also the cover of Downtown is all kinds of awful. Best track: Rock Lobster
2
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Tue Jul 26 2022
Crime Of The Century
Supertramp
It feels like Supertramp understands that the cardinal sin of prog rock is excess. It's not as if they're completely innocent of this charge, but there aren't any 13-minute monster tracks that make you wonder why a producer didn't stop the madness. They get in, do their thing, and change direction before you get super tired of it. Best track: School
4
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Wed Jul 27 2022
Happy Trails
Quicksilver Messenger Service
A whole lot of fun jams. Best track: Calvary
4
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Thu Jul 28 2022
Tellin’ Stories
The Charlatans
A mediocre mid-90s British alt rock band that sounds like all the other mediocre mid-90s British alt rock bands. I've already forgotten everything about this album. Best track: How High (I think)
3
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Fri Jul 29 2022
Funeral
Arcade Fire
This is one of my absolute favorite albums and I can't really talk about it without sounding like an insufferable douchebag. If you want my thoughts (I'm sure you don't), you'll have to get them over drinks. Best track: Wake Up
5
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Sat Jul 30 2022
Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath
You can definitely hear shades of what they will become in this debut. Best track: N.I.B. 7/29/2022
4
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Sun Jul 31 2022
Butterfly
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey mumbling through some scales over Puffy beats is not my idea of a good time. If she's got to be on the list, why not include the one with the Boyz II Men collaboration? The stealth Bone Thugz track saves this from a 1. Best track: Breakdown
2
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Mon Aug 01 2022
Pink Moon
Nick Drake
Really heartfelt, really creative, really showcases some legit talent. A lot of the songs are similar, though. At one point, I thought to myself, "Hey, this is that one song," but it wasn't - I was thinking of another song of his, and it took about a minute of listening to confirm they were different. Best track: Pink Moon
4
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Tue Aug 02 2022
Court And Spark
Joni Mitchell
A couple of huge misses on here, but some monster tracks that just about make up for it. Best track: Down to You
4
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Wed Aug 03 2022
Heartbreaker
Ryan Adams
Whether it's true or fair, Adams has always struck me as the kind of trust fund baby who affects a Southern accent so he can sing faux-country and then stops by his favorite artisanal froyo shop on his way back to his Manhattan apartment, which he calls a flat. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's just not something I want to listen to. Best track: Oh My Sweet Carolina
2
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Thu Aug 04 2022
At Fillmore East
The Allman Brothers Band
You can tell when there's about a minute left in each track. It's when they realize they've got somewhere they need to go and stop wandering around on stage. I love the Allman Brothers (why is THIS album the one they've got representing them?) and I'm willing to put up with a lot of bullshit, but this is too much jam and not enough band. Best track: Statesboro Blues
3
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Fri Aug 05 2022
Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin
Moby Dick is the only blemish on an otherwise perfect album. Best track: Ramble On
5
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Sat Aug 06 2022
Brilliant Corners
Thelonious Monk
The kind of jazz I have a hard time appreciating. Best track: Bemsha Swing
2
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Sun Aug 07 2022
Bummed
Happy Mondays
Mostly inoffensive. Best track: Lazyitis
3
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Mon Aug 08 2022
Head Hunters
Herbie Hancock
Some really great chill jams. They almost lost me with the last track, but Chameleon is a banger and more than makes up for it. Best track: Chameleon
4
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Tue Aug 09 2022
Low-Life
New Order
Most of it was a bad Depeche Mode impression, but there was also one instrumental that was rich and lush and amazing, which was really confusing. I thought Spotify had messed up and started playing a different album. Best track: Elegia
3
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Wed Aug 10 2022
Strangeways, Here We Come
The Smiths
Mostly unremarkable Brit pop rock propped up by an apparently highly effective media campaign. Best track: Paint a Vulgar Picture
3
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Thu Aug 11 2022
Doolittle
Pixies
The best of the Pixies. Best track: Here Comes Your Man
4
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Fri Aug 12 2022
Bad Company
Bad Company
One hit wonder with a few other decent tunes. I get why it's on this list, but it's not going to make my list of essentials. Best track: Bad Company
3
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Sat Aug 13 2022
We Are Family
Sister Sledge
I dug most of this. Bonus points for inspiring the 1979 Pittsburgh Pirates. Best track: We Are Family
4
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Sun Aug 14 2022
The Psychedelic Sounds of the 13th Floor Elevators
The 13th Floor Elevators
The electric jug was a mistake. Ruined an otherwise okay album. Best track: You're Gonna Miss Me
2
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Mon Aug 15 2022
Actually
Pet Shop Boys
The song "I Want to Wake Up" has a line where the narrator starts crying when he hears the lyrics of a song, which is how I felt while listening to the inanity of Shopping, Rent, and others. Best track: King's Cross
2
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Tue Aug 16 2022
Live Through This
Hole
The reason a lot of people love this (it sounds like Nirvana) is the reason I can't get into it. That, and the way she pronounces it "fem-o-nist." Best track: Doll Parts
3
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Wed Aug 17 2022
Talking With the Taxman About Poetry
Billy Bragg
On some level, if you voluntarily listen to Billy Bragg, you're going to go into it expecting a certain level of activism and sticking-it-to-the-man. I wasn't prepared for a full-on union anthem, though. I liked it. I imagine someone who disagrees with him or thinks he should tone it down won't enjoy their time with it, but it's a nice enough album. Best track: Wishing the Days Away
3
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Thu Aug 18 2022
Crosby, Stills & Nash
Crosby, Stills & Nash
This feels like a proof-of-concept album more than a finished product. Best track: Helplessly Hoping
3
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Fri Aug 19 2022
The Gershwin Songbook
Ella Fitzgerald
I listened to the 12-song version. The original album has 59 tracks, which seems to go against the spirit of this project - appreciating an album as a cohesive piece of art. Nobody buys the Gershwin songbook to sit down and listen to it for three and a half hours straight. Anyway, I have a deep appreciation for both Ella Fitzgerald and the Gershwins, and this was a great listen. Best track: 'S Wonderful
4
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Sat Aug 20 2022
Winter In America
Gil Scott-Heron
I really enjoyed this. The slam poetry was the only mark against it, although that was enjoyable in its own way. Best track: The Bottle
4
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Sun Aug 21 2022
Achtung Baby
U2
Am I giving an album a 5 because of one single? Yes, because that single is One, which is a top 5 song. I hear all of your objections - it's too saccharine, you don't like Bono, you have no taste - and I reject them all. Best track: One
5
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Mon Aug 22 2022
Floodland
Sisters Of Mercy
This is what the skids in Letterkenny listen to when they're coming down off of an intense dance-off session. Best track: Lucretia My Reflection
3
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Tue Aug 23 2022
At San Quentin
Johnny Cash
A bit too much banter made it into the final cut. Almost downgraded it because Folsom Prison Blues was only a partial tease. Best track: Starkville City Jail
4
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Wed Aug 24 2022
Cheap Thrills
Big Brother & The Holding Company
Come for Piece of My Heart, stay for the acid rock Gershwin number. Best track: Piece of My Heart
4
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Thu Aug 25 2022
My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts
Brian Eno
Brian Eno's bullshit is usually mostly benign. This was an assault on my ears. Best track: N/A
1
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Fri Aug 26 2022
Honky Tonk Heroes
Waylon Jennings
The genesis of outlaw country. Just incredible. Best track: Honky Tonk Heroes
5
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Sat Aug 27 2022
The ArchAndroid
Janelle Monáe
This was a really fun listen. I had to listen to it more than once to take it all in. Best track: Cold War
4
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Sun Aug 28 2022
Trout Mask Replica
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
There's not a single moment on this bloated mess that's enjoyable in any way. Weird for the sake of being weird. At last Zappa's shit jams. Also, that's a catfish. Best track: N/A
1
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Mon Aug 29 2022
Suicide
Suicide
I was vibing with this until the orgasm song, which killed my enthusiasm to the point that by the time the 10-minute child murder fantasy happened, I was already done. A shame, because there were a couple of decent tracks here. Best track: Cheree
2
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Tue Aug 30 2022
Bandwagonesque
Teenage Fanclub
A lot of this sounds like something that would play over the end credits of Dawson's Creek or maybe during a Ross/Rachel breakup montage. Wild that they didn't have to give Lynyrd Skynyrd a songwriting credit for the opening track. Best track: Guiding Star
3
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Wed Aug 31 2022
Rum Sodomy & The Lash
The Pogues
I expected this album to wear out its welcome after about 20 minutes, and it didn't, which is a victory. Mostly it's just a lot of fun. Best track: The Body of an American (even though it's only on the deluxe version)
4
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Thu Sep 01 2022
Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Wu-Tang Clan
Gloriously weird. The individual Wu-Tang albums are objectively better, but there's something about the ensemble tracks where everybody gets a verse that I really love. This is the one where they pioneered the use of soul in gangsta rap. A modern classic. Best track: Protect Ya Neck
4
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Fri Sep 02 2022
No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith (Live)
Motörhead
The recording sucks, the live experience doesn't add anything to their music, and in any case, Motörhead has one song that they play over and over and they already have a studio album on the list. If somebody asks you to make them a list of albums they should listen to before they die, you list ten thousand albums and get a hand cramp from writing before you ever even think about this one. Best track: Ace of Spades, I guess
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Sat Sep 03 2022
Femi Kuti
Femi Kuti
I have a lot of time for the Kutis. There's some repetition here and some of the songs are overly long, but it always bangs and there's always an interesting story behind the music. The horn section is on fire on this record. Best track: Plenty Nonsense
4
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Sun Sep 04 2022
Is This It
The Strokes
Perfect use of distortion. Best track: Last Nite
4
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Mon Sep 05 2022
Like A Prayer
Madonna
Starts off strong and then turns into what you think of when you think of a Madonna album. She shouldn't be singing slow songs that expose her voice for what it is. Best track: Like A Prayer
2
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Tue Sep 06 2022
The Atomic Mr Basie
Count Basie & His Orchestra
This was released in 1958?? Some of these tracks had some STANK. Best track: Midnite Blue
4
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Wed Sep 07 2022
Only Built 4 Cuban Linx
Raekwon
Is Raekwon the most boring member of the Wu-Tang Clan? All signs (including this album) point to yes. Best track: Criminology
3
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Thu Sep 08 2022
Da Capo
Love
A couple of good singles. This should have been an EP. Best track: Seven and Seven Is
3
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Fri Sep 09 2022
Ghosteen
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
I rolled my eyes at getting yet another Nick Cave album, especially one so recent. It's his Blackstar/Time Out of Mind, and though he has a tendency to disappear up his own asshole, there's some really beautiful stuff here. Best track: Bright Horses
4
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Sat Sep 10 2022
New York Dolls
New York Dolls
This was an unexpected joy. Best track: Subway Train
4
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Sun Sep 11 2022
Treasure
Cocteau Twins
Lacks the mystery that made Heaven or Las Vegas so good. Best track: Donimo
2
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Mon Sep 12 2022
Bad
Michael Jackson
There's no denying the power of the hits, but some of the deeper cuts are a bit embarrassing. Looking at you, Liberian Girl. Best track: Bad
4
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Tue Sep 13 2022
This Year's Model
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
I want an album where The Attractions are the backing band for almost any other singer on the planet. Best track: Pump It Up
3
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Wed Sep 14 2022
Thriller
Michael Jackson
This album really has Thriller, Beat It, and Billie Jean back-to-back-to-back. Legendary. Best track: Billie Jean
5
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Thu Sep 15 2022
Violator
Depeche Mode
I wasn't expecting to enjoy this as much as I did. Best track: Policy of Truth
4
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Fri Sep 16 2022
With The Beatles
Beatles
Like many, I tend to dismiss the early Beatles catalog as a product of its time, but whenever I spin an early album up, it surprises me with its depth. Another unexpected observation: George Harrison wasn't given enough chances to write songs for this band. Best track: Don't Bother Me
4
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Sat Sep 17 2022
Heartattack And Vine
Tom Waits
Tom Waits' style works for me sometimes. It did not work on this album. Best track: Heartattack and Vine
2
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Sun Sep 18 2022
Being There
Wilco
Not my favorite of theirs, and it's a bit bloated, but still damn good. Best track: Kingpin
4
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Mon Sep 19 2022
The Doors
The Doors
Every time I put one of their albums on I come away thinking that I should have spent more time with this band over the years. Just incredible. Best track: Light My Fire
5
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Tue Sep 20 2022
Black Holes and Revelations
Muse
This sounds like Radiohead decided they cared about what the music sounds like and made a space rock album that isn't actually about space. Weird in all the right ways. Best track: City of Delusion
5
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Wed Sep 21 2022
Safe As Milk
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
This was nothing like their other album on this list, and that's a great thing. Best track: Safe As Milk - Take 5
4
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Thu Sep 22 2022
Sweetheart Of The Rodeo
The Byrds
Guess what, it's a Byrds album and the best songs are Bob Dylan and Woody Guthrie covers. They're not at their best when they go full country, and they go full country a lot here. Best track: You Ain't Goin' Nowhere
3
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Fri Sep 23 2022
Survivor
Destiny's Child
This album might have hit better if they had spread the hits out instead of front-loading them. As it is, you get 45 minutes of filler at the end and it leaves a sour taste. Best track: Survivor
3
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Sat Sep 24 2022
The Age Of The Understatement
The Last Shadow Puppets
They have a neat sound but it's kind of the same trick 12 times. Best track: Time Has Come Again
3
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Sun Sep 25 2022
Document
R.E.M.
Super solid. Best track: It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
4
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Mon Sep 26 2022
The Yes Album
Yes
I liked this more than I thought I would, but it still wasn't anything to write home about. Best track: I've Seen All Good People
3
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Tue Sep 27 2022
The Wall
Pink Floyd
A problem with using popular entertainment as a medium to build up an unsympathetic figure for you to tear down later is that tons of people will take it and say, "This, but unironically." This is what happened in the small town where I grew up, where "Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2" was an anti-intellectual anthem, "Hey You" was co-opted by the wannabe anarchists, and numerous tracks on this album were celebrated for lines that matched their own intolerance. For years, I stayed away from this album because of that, but eventually I came to realize that I shouldn't let others' misuse/misinterpretation of the thing affect my own enjoyment. Best track: Comfortably Numb
5
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Wed Sep 28 2022
Ingenue
k.d. lang
Pleasant at times, if inconsistent. Best track: Still Thrives This Love
3
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Thu Sep 29 2022
Life Thru A Lens
Robbie Williams
Minus two for making milquetoast whisper pop. Minus one for being an insufferable douchebag. Best track: Baby Girl Window
2
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Fri Sep 30 2022
Arthur (Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire)
The Kinks
Very up and down. Best track: Nothing to Say
3
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Sat Oct 01 2022
Dig Your Own Hole
The Chemical Brothers
Guilty of a lot of the trappings of electronica (persistent drone in the background, random airplane/space noises, repetition and redundancy and playing the same thing over and over again), but more listenable than many others in the genre. Best track: The Private Psychedelic Reel
3
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Sun Oct 02 2022
Ctrl
SZA
The features were the weakest part by far. More SZA, less other people. Best track: Drew Barrymore
4
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Mon Oct 03 2022
Vulgar Display Of Power
Pantera
Puck off! Best track: Walk
4
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Tue Oct 04 2022
Come Away With Me
Norah Jones
I used to be one of the bros you see on here snarking about Starbucks, but a fresh listen won me over. Great voice, great tunes. Best track: Lonestar
4
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Wed Oct 05 2022
Rejoicing In The Hands
Devendra Banhart
Typical of the indie folk thing that was going around at the time. I'm not sure this is the best representative of the genre. Best track: Todo (sic) Los Dolores
3
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Thu Oct 06 2022
Hot Fuss
The Killers
This album was massive and inescapable when it was released, and it's a banger. I believe that as time goes on and the band is less oversaturated in the popular culture, appreciation for this album will grow. Best track: Mr. Brightside
5
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Fri Oct 07 2022
Raw Like Sushi
Neneh Cherry
She copies several of her contemporaries but never comes close to approaching their level. There are some really non-sensical lyrics in here, too. The only track I enjoyed was the bonus track. Best track: My Bitch
1
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Sat Oct 08 2022
Young Americans
David Bowie
Not his best. Best track: Fame
3
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Sun Oct 09 2022
Giant Steps
The Boo Radleys
The Boo Radleys is a top-tier band name. Too bad the album doesn't live up to it. There are some cool moments, but overall it's a bloated album that sounds like they were making it for themselves more than anybody else. I fully support that, but...album to listen to before I die? Best track: Lazarus
3
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Mon Oct 10 2022
In The Court Of The Crimson King
King Crimson
I can't really explain why this worked for me when other similar albums haven't, but it did. I listened to it three times in a row. It would be perfect if it weren't for track 2. Best track: Epitaph
4
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Tue Oct 11 2022
Trio
Dolly Parton
It's a shame we only got one of these. Best track: The Pain of Loving You
4
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Wed Oct 12 2022
The Velvet Underground
The Velvet Underground
I feel like most people that love Velvet Underground probably started with this one (or maybe Loaded) instead of the banana album. Classic and timeless. Best track: Pale Blue Eyes
4
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Thu Oct 13 2022
Tanto Tempo
Bebel Gilberto
Bossa Nova isn't for me, but she's got a great voice. Best track: Close Your Eyes
3
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Fri Oct 14 2022
All Mod Cons
The Jam
Slumped my shoulders when I got this album. The other one was mediocre at best and I wasn't looking forward to the struggle. This was way better. I listened to it twice to be sure, and yep - still fun. Best track: To Be Someone (Didn't We Have A Nice Time)
4
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Sat Oct 15 2022
Music For The Jilted Generation
The Prodigy
This album wins the award for "Most Melodramatic Title." That the album is made up of generic EDM loops further emphasizes how ridiculous it is. I wanted this to end much faster than it did. Best track: 3 Kilos
3
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Sun Oct 16 2022
E.V.O.L.
Sonic Youth
Noise rock with very little direction or momentum. Best track: Starpower
2
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Mon Oct 17 2022
Wild Is The Wind
Nina Simone
Love her voice. Best track: Break Down and Let it All Out
4
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Tue Oct 18 2022
Since I Left You
The Avalanches
I'm of two minds on this one. On one hand, it had some great grooves that helped me stay productive today. On the other, I can't remember much about any of it, even though I listened to it twice. It's like a dream that you can't hang onto or articulate once you wake up, and it doesn't really affect your life in any meaningful way, except that you got some good rest. Also there were sequences where it felt like the soundtrack for an adolescent mind-trip montage in a low-budget Netflix show, but it also wasn't quite as interesting as all that. Best track: All of them?
3
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Wed Oct 19 2022
Tical
Method Man
This album fucks. Wu-Tang forever. Best track: Release Yo' Delf
4
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Thu Oct 20 2022
Songs For Swingin' Lovers!
Frank Sinatra
A truth nobody wants to hear: the best part of any given Sinatra song is the backing band. That's not meant to slight Frank as much as it is to give the band credit. Ol' Blue Eyes might be going on about catching pennies with an umbrella or making whoopie or writers who use four letter words, and it's great because he's Frank Sinatra, but the band just doesn't give a fuck. They're going to get theirs, and they do - on every. single. track. Best track: I've Got You Under My Skin
5
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Fri Oct 21 2022
The Score
Fugees
Killing Me Softly is an obvious banger, but the deeper cuts go just as hard. I wish we'd gotten more collaborations from this crew. Best track: Killing Me Softly
4
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Sat Oct 22 2022
Illmatic
Nas
In my memory, this album was a near-perfect representation of East Coast rap, a standard by which all others should be judged. On a fresh listen, it's still really, really good. It just doesn't hold up to the legend I built up in my head over the years. Smart, with incredible rhyme schemes and flow. Best track: Represent
4
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Sun Oct 23 2022
Devil Without A Cause
Kid Rock
I'm not going to pretend that this is good or that Kid Rock didn't ruin The Simpsons, but...it's also not as bad as you remember. Best track: Cowboy. I need to take a shower
3
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Mon Oct 24 2022
Rock Bottom
Robert Wyatt
I can't figure out what this album was trying to do, musically or otherwise. Not bad on the ears, though (mostly). Best track: Sea Song
3
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Tue Oct 25 2022
Liquid Swords
GZA
Another Wu-Tang solo album that didn't quite live up to the legend and hype I had in my memory(see also: Method Man). Best track: Shadowboxin'
3
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Wed Oct 26 2022
Peter Gabriel
Peter Gabriel
Give me Peter Gabriel's covers. You can keep the originals. Best track: Solsbury Hill
3
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Thu Oct 27 2022
OK
Talvin Singh
I struggled with how to rate this one. There's some stuff here that I clearly don't understand and isn't for me. That doesn't mean it's bad, but I'd be lying if I said I enjoyed it. Best track: Sutrix
2
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Fri Oct 28 2022
The Wildest!
Louis Prima
Super fun album that somehow manages to be of its time and also timeless. Best track: Night Train
4
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Sat Oct 29 2022
Francis Albert Sinatra & Antonio Carlos Jobim
Frank Sinatra
Less than the sum of its parts. It's like they spent the entire time deferring to each other and forgot to make great music. Best track: The Girl from Ipanema
3
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Sun Oct 30 2022
Blur
Blur
Song 4 is a Bowie tune they adapted and somehow made super boring called M.O.R., which stands for Middle of the Road. Middle of the Road should have been the album title; with the notable exception of the woohoo song, it sounds like every other one-word-band-name 90's Britpop act. Best track: Song 2
3
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Mon Oct 31 2022
(What's The Story) Morning Glory
Oasis
Full of incredible tunes. Just don't listen to the words unless you want to go insane. Best track: Wonderwall
4
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Tue Nov 01 2022
Deep Purple In Rock
Deep Purple
Rockin', if a bit screamy and self-indulgent. I still say they're underrated. Best track: Hard Lovin' Man
4
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Wed Nov 02 2022
The Village Green Preservation Society
The Kinks
I was trying to articulate in my own head why it bothers me that they're so obviously aping the Beatles, and I think I've decided it's because they play without joy. It doesn't sound like they're having fun; they're just...copying another band. But, I suppose if they're going to do that, they picked a good band to copy. Is that fair? I feel like I'm being a bit unfair, but also I don't think I've told any lies. Best track: Last of the Steam-Powered Trains
4
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Thu Nov 03 2022
Medúlla
Björk
The best songs are the ones in Icelandic, because then you don't have to be burdened by understanding what she's saying (I kinda want to look up the lyrics to Desired Constellation, but I'm too young to have a stroke). Then again, they're also usually the ones where she decides to howl or something. I tried. Best track: Vakuro
1
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Fri Nov 04 2022
The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn
Pink Floyd
Syd Barrett's Pink Floyd is weird, just like him. Best track: Lucifer Sam
3
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Sat Nov 05 2022
Debut
Björk
In all of her other albums, she's either wailing or whispering, so this was a pleasant surprise. Still not something I would pick up voluntarily. Best track: Venus As A Boy
3
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Sun Nov 06 2022
Joan Baez
Joan Baez
Most of the songs found here have better versions elsewhere. Best track: Mary Hamilton
3
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Mon Nov 07 2022
Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots
The Flaming Lips
I adore this album. I acknowledge that it's not for everybody and don't judge anybody for not being into it, but it hits all my buttons despite being mad corny. Best track: I can't decide. Probably Yoshimi Part 1 because it gets super stuck in my head
5
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Tue Nov 08 2022
Tonight's The Night
Neil Young
Listen, not every track is winner, but there's some good shit here. Best track: Lookout Joe
4
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Wed Nov 09 2022
Come Find Yourself
Fun Lovin' Criminals
I don't like the flow of any of the people rapping on this album, and that makes it hard to appreciate the rest of it. On paper, I should be into it, but it just doesn't work for me. Best track: Unsure. Definitely not the most popular one, Scooby Snacks. Garbage
2
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Thu Nov 10 2022
Electric Prunes
The Electric Prunes
The best part of this album was how short it was. Best track: I Had Too Much to Dream (Last Night)
2
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Fri Nov 11 2022
Grace
Jeff Buckley
Accomplishes a neat trick of being both minimalist and full of expression. Best track: Eternal Life
4
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Sat Nov 12 2022
Marcus Garvey
Burning Spear
Protest music that loses its bite upon being associated with a black nationalist who found common cause with the KKK and celebrated Jim Crow in America. Musically, his singing voice detracts from my enjoyment of the otherwise good and interesting instrumentation. Best track: Marcus Garvey, I guess
3
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Sun Nov 13 2022
Chemtrails Over The Country Club
Lana Del Rey
A waste of great Antonoff songs (plus one from Joni Mitchell). Lazy whisper singing on every. damn. song. She's got a great change-up but no fastball. Best track: For Free
2
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Mon Nov 14 2022
Rattlesnakes
Lloyd Cole And The Commotions
Mostly unremarkable. Best track: Down on Mission Street
3
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Tue Nov 15 2022
Dust
Screaming Trees
I expected a lame QotSA imitation, but it was so much better than that. Very interesting and unique arrangements. Best track: Traveler
4
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Wed Nov 16 2022
Yank Crime
Drive Like Jehu
Fun album, although I listened to it a few times and nothing about it really sticks in my mind. Best track: Here Comes the Rome Plows
4
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Thu Nov 17 2022
Arc Of A Diver
Steve Winwood
Giving the lowest possible score here because he's got a ton of talent and chose to use it to make yacht rock, which pisses me off. Best track: none
1
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Fri Nov 18 2022
Nebraska
Bruce Springsteen
This is better than I want to admit. A lot better. This is by far the best version of Bruce. Best track: Atlantic City
4
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Sat Nov 19 2022
Paranoid
Black Sabbath
One of the best of all-time. Best track: War Pigs
5
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Sun Nov 20 2022
Haut de gamme / Koweït, rive gauche
Koffi Olomide
I can tell when something's corny, even if I don't speak the language. Best track: Obrigado
2
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Mon Nov 21 2022
Snivilisation
Orbital
This band put the no in techno. Best track: Kein Trink Wasser
2
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Tue Nov 22 2022
Joan Armatrading
Joan Armatrading
This feels like maybe it was a Very Important Album once upon a time. Not to me. Best track: Love and Affection
3
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Wed Nov 23 2022
En-Tact
The Shamen
Pushing play on the pre-made Casio loop shouldn't get you onto this list. Best track: I think Oxygen Restriction is the one I thought wasn't terrible, but I don't want to feed this to the algorithm, so I'm not going to confirm
1
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Thu Nov 24 2022
The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter
The Incredible String Band
I came into this knowing it was one of the worst reviewed albums on the list, but I gave this a legitimate try. I briefly considered the possibility that they were some kind of Ren Faire Tenacious D, doing bits that everybody, including the reviewers, were in on. I'm still not convinced that's not what's happening here, but they seem too earnest for that to be true. Ultimately, it's an album full of out-of-tune singing (and moaning), bad sitar playing, really dumb lyrics that occasional drift into an ill-advised pseudo-intellectual space, and a goddamn jaw harp. I tried. I really, really did. I don't get it. Best track: The Minotaur's Song. This is the one that makes me think it's an elaborate joke
1
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Fri Nov 25 2022
Hejira
Joni Mitchell
I'm blown away by her songwriting every time I sit down to listen. Best track: Amelia
4
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Sat Nov 26 2022
The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan
Do I give this a 4 because it's not as good as his best stuff or a 5 because it's still better than 90% of the rest of this list? I think 5 is the correct choice here. Best track: Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
5
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Sun Nov 27 2022
Happy Sad
Tim Buckley
It's a perfectly titled album. I waffled on the grade. Borderline 3/4. Best track: G**** Woman
3
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Mon Nov 28 2022
Faust IV
Faust
This feels like something I would normally eschew, but I guess I'm in a good mood today. Still not particularly noteworthy, but it was pleasant enough. Best track: Läuft...Heißt Das Es Läuft Oder Es Kommt Bald...Läuft
3
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Tue Nov 29 2022
All Things Must Pass
George Harrison
Alternate title: The Emancipation of George Harrison. The Most Criminally Underappreciated Beatle (a title that still applies even after decades of people recognizing his greatness) had a lot to get out of his system after leaving. It sounds like catharsis, and it's a lot, especially the final tracks, but it works. Best track: My Sweet Lord
5
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Wed Nov 30 2022
Cypress Hill
Cypress Hill
The godfathers of latin rap. This album didn't hold up super well, but they deserve all the respect. Best track: Latin Lingo
3
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Thu Dec 01 2022
Revolver
Beatles
An incredible achievement. Best track: Eleanor Rigby
5
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Fri Dec 02 2022
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
Fiona Apple
Unconventional in all the right ways. Best track: Under the Table
4
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Sat Dec 03 2022
Channel Orange
Frank Ocean
Has the feel of a modern classic. You listen to it once and you're full. Best track: Pink Matter
4
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Sun Dec 04 2022
D.O.A. the Third and Final Report of Throbbing Gristle
Throbbing Gristle
This album should be a litmus test for music critics: if you recommend this, it's clear you've lost the plot. There's nothing Important or Significant about it at all. It's just garbage. Best track: AB/7A is the closest thing to a song you can find on this thing
1
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Mon Dec 05 2022
The Madcap Laughs
Syd Barrett
Crosses the line from novel to morose once you realize that Syd Barrett had actual mental health struggles. Best track: Octopus
3
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Tue Dec 06 2022
Rocks
Aerosmith
16-year-old me is disappointed I'm not giving this a higher score. Best track: Back in the Saddle
3
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Wed Dec 07 2022
The Specials
The Specials
British reggae mixed with bad ska. Best track: Little Bitch
1
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Thu Dec 08 2022
Bookends
Simon & Garfunkel
Feels like the troubled water under the bridge. Adventurous and risky. Best track: Mrs. Robinson
5
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Fri Dec 09 2022
Dub Housing
Pere Ubu
The only reason I didn't take a flathead screwdriver and jam it into both eardrums is that I was afraid that, this being the last thing I ever heard, it might be stuck in my head until I was able to find that final sweet release. Best track: lol no
1
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Sat Dec 10 2022
Bayou Country
Creedence Clearwater Revival
A bit short, isn't it? Best track: Proud Mary
4
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Sun Dec 11 2022
Manassas
Stephen Stills
Just a bunch of sweet jams by one of the best to ever do it. Best track: Colorado
4
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Mon Dec 12 2022
GI
Germs
I had a friend who was pretty straight-laced growing up, but the second we got into high school, he was way too into drugs and anarchy and doing spontaneous stupid shit like setting his jacket on fire at lunch or lying down in the middle of the road (also during lunch, weirdly enough). Every story he told started with how wasted he was and he wouldn't understand if you didn't think that was the funniest thing ever. Anyway, I haven't heard from or about him in 20 years, but this sounds like an album he'd be into. Best track: Lexicon Devil
2
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Tue Dec 13 2022
Electric Ladyland
Jimi Hendrix
I don't really love the tracks that stop halfway through, and then you can hear the band shuffling around, then they get started again. Maybe just do another take? It's hard to be mad at Jimi, though. Best track: All Along the Watchtower
4
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Wed Dec 14 2022
Throwing Muses
Throwing Muses
Weird in all the right ways. Best track: Hate My Way
4
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Thu Dec 15 2022
Behaviour
Pet Shop Boys
Not as bad as I expected. Wish it was somebody else singing, though. Best track: So Hard
3
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Fri Dec 16 2022
Our Aim Is To Satisfy
Red Snapper
Listening to this is like when you have a rock in your shoe but it's in your sinuses instead. Best track: Keeping Pigs Together
2
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Sat Dec 17 2022
Rock 'N Soul
Solomon Burke
Feels like every mediocre soul singer/group in the 60s was trying to recapture what happened here, but it's inimitable. Best track: You're Good for Me
4
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Sun Dec 18 2022
Mott
Mott The Hoople
You can hear what they're going for. I'm still not sure I'm ever going to sit down and put on Mott the Hoople on purpose, but it's a solid album. Best track: Ballad of Mott the Hoople
4
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Mon Dec 19 2022
The Slider
T. Rex
I liked it. I wanted to love it, but it slipped into the background too often. Best track: Metal Guru
4
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Tue Dec 20 2022
Little Earthquakes
Tori Amos
Her closest analogues are probably Kate Bush and Siouxsie Sioux, but I like Tori better. I think there's an authenticity there that isn't always present with the others. Sandman reference in Track 10. Best track: Silent All These Years
3
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Wed Dec 21 2022
O.G. Original Gangster
Ice T
Ice-T is the O.G. of overlong albums. When you have to listen to it for that long, the tracks start to blend together. Best track: New Jack Hustler (Nino's Theme)
3
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Thu Dec 22 2022
Mask
Bauhaus
A lot of this was actively unenjoyable (looking at you, FISH CAKES song), but there were a couple that will go into my rotation. In my quest to find something redeemable, I started listening to the drummer, who was doing some interesting things, as if he were a part of a different band in a different dimension. Best track: Mask
2
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Fri Dec 23 2022
Welcome To The Pleasuredome
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
I put this album on and when I came to, I was slap fighting with the Prime Minister of Malaysia. This album was way too long. Best track: Relax
3
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Sat Dec 24 2022
Rust In Peace
Megadeth
Pure ownage. Best track: Holy Wars...The Punishment Due
5
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Sun Dec 25 2022
Eternally Yours
The Saints
Started strong and then progressively got worse until it ended with a chipmunk voice. Probably should be a 2, but I'm giving a 3 because of that opener. Best track: Know Your Product
3
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Mon Dec 26 2022
Group Sex
Circle Jerks
This 15-minute album was made by the kids your mom tells you to ignore because they're just seeking attention. Best track: There were tracks?
2
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Tue Dec 27 2022
Superfly
Curtis Mayfield
They don't make it like this anymore. Best track: Superfly
4
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Wed Dec 28 2022
Tuesday Night Music Club
Sheryl Crow
I wanted to like this more than I did, as I believe she's generally underrated as a singer/songwriter. However, some of the deeper cuts on this album were aggressively bad (most notably The Na-Na Song). Best track: All I Wanna Do
3
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Thu Dec 29 2022
Leftism
Leftfield
You can imagine my disappointment when I realized this wasn't 1980s pop rock group The Outfield (RIP John Spinks). Listening to this album made me want to take a bath with a toaster. Best track: N/A
1
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Fri Dec 30 2022
The Soft Bulletin
The Flaming Lips
Requires multiple listens to catch everything that's going on. Super enjoyable. Best track: Buggin'
4
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Sat Dec 31 2022
Protection
Massive Attack
I finally found an electronica album I like and it's the one everybody else hates. Oh well. Best track: Heat Miser
4
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Sun Jan 01 2023
That's The Way Of The World
Earth, Wind & Fire
EWF sounds like you're on the bus heading home on a perfect fall afternoon when you have no homework and you're blissfully unaware of the problems of the world. Just endless freedom. Best track: Shining Star
5
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Mon Jan 02 2023
Unhalfbricking
Fairport Convention
There sure are a lot of bands on this list who made their hay in the 60s playing Dylan tunes. Best track: Percy's Song
4
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Tue Jan 03 2023
Faith
George Michael
Benefit of the doubt for the first two songs, but a lot of this did not age well at all. Best track: Faith
3
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Wed Jan 04 2023
Millions Now Living Will Never Die
Tortoise
The best thing I can say about this is that it was mostly inoffensive. Best track: ?
2
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Thu Jan 05 2023
Tigermilk
Belle & Sebastian
They're like milquetoast less-interesting proto-Decemberists. Best track: Expectations
3
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Fri Jan 06 2023
Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols
Sex Pistols
Never Mind That Johnny Rotten Is A Massive Shithead, Here's An Influential Album. Seriously, some of this is really hard to listen to knowing what we know now about that penis wrinkle. Best track: EMI
4
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Sat Jan 07 2023
Beggars Banquet
The Rolling Stones
In my Exile on Main St. review I said that one was probably my favorite RS album. That was wrong. It's this one. Best track: Sympathy for the Devil
5
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Sun Jan 08 2023
Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin
Doesn't quite achieve the greatness of their best, but that's a really, really high bar. This is incredible. Best track: Immigrant Song
5
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Mon Jan 09 2023
Lost In The Dream
The War On Drugs
The War on Drugs > Nancy Reagan's War On Drugs. Best track: Red Eyes
4
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Tue Jan 10 2023
Gorillaz
Gorillaz
This doesn't quite hold up to my memory of it, but it's still a lot of fun. Best track: Clint Eastwood
3
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Wed Jan 11 2023
Murder Ballads
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
If you look up "tryhard" in the Urban Dictionary, there's a picture of Nick Cave (probably). Best track: Where the Wild Roses Grow
2
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Thu Jan 12 2023
Call of the Valley
Shivkumar Sharma
The sitar work on this album is absolutely incredible. I wish there wasn't as much flute. Best track: Rag Pahadi
4
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Fri Jan 13 2023
Close To You
Carpenters
There are songs on here that make you want to let go of cynicism, but then there are war crimes (like the cover of Help!) that remind you why that cynicism is there. Best track: (They Long to Be) Close to You
3
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Sat Jan 14 2023
The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
Lauryn Hill
This CD was on repeat in my car for at least a year after this came out. Revisiting it felt good. Best track: Doo Wop (That Thing)
4
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Sun Jan 15 2023
Heavy Weather
Weather Report
We played Birdland in high school jazz band, so the opener was fun trip down memory lane...and then there was still half an hour of slap bass and sax left. So. much. hi-hat. Best track: Birdland
2
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Mon Jan 16 2023
Rubber Soul
Beatles
This is the first Beatles album I heard all the way through and loved. As soon as you start to think you've got this album figured out, they switch it up. Best track: Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
5
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Tue Jan 17 2023
Roger the Engineer
The Yardbirds
Something you should listen to before you die? I mean, you'll be okay. It is a fun album, though. Best track: Over Under Sideways Down
4
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Wed Jan 18 2023
Dirt
Alice In Chains
The soundtrack for every movie set in the 90s. I wasn't super into them then and I'm still not now. It sounds like every song is going to culminate in the Rooster chorus. Best track: Them Bones
3
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Thu Jan 19 2023
Shaka Zulu
Ladysmith Black Mambazo
What I've read about this suggests that this group/album may not be the best of the genre, but they are the ones that popularized it. I wish I knew enough about it to suggest an alternative, so instead I guess I'll voice my disappointment that they couldn't find a better representative. Best track: Unomathemba
3
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Fri Jan 20 2023
Fred Neil
Fred Neil
I enjoyed this while listening, and immediately afterward I forgot all about it. Best track: Everybody's Talkin'
3
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Sat Jan 21 2023
Cosmo's Factory
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Not their best, but it's still damn good. Best track: Up Around the Bend
5
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Sun Jan 22 2023
A Grand Don't Come For Free
The Streets
This was very creative and a lot of fun to listen to. I immediately put it on to listen to again. Two nitpicks, though: (1) It's so over-the-top English that it almost sounds like an American doing a parody or caricature. It's like if one of us told a bunch of stories about eating hot dogs and destabilizing Central American governments. A bit daft, innit? (2) It's the kind of art rap where they repeat the chorus way too many times on every song. Best track: Dry Your Eyes
4
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Mon Jan 23 2023
Double Nickels On The Dime
Minutemen
It's a gimmick, but it's a cool gimmick. You don't like a track? Just wait, it'll be over real soon. My major issue with it is that a lot of them seemed like first drafts. Best track: Corona
4
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Tue Jan 24 2023
Shake Your Money Maker
The Black Crowes
There was a time I would have been super into this, but it didn't age well at all for me. Best track: Hard to Handle
3
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Wed Jan 25 2023
Penthouse And Pavement
Heaven 17
I hated every second of listening to this. Those synths are something else, man. Best track: N/A
1
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Thu Jan 26 2023
Eliminator
ZZ Top
This rocks. It's awesome. There's one problem - no album that has a song like "TV Dinners" can be a 5
4
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Fri Jan 27 2023
Suzanne Vega
Suzanne Vega
Inoffensive talk singing. The lyrics aren't nearly clever or interesting enough to make up for the musical deficiencies. Best track: The Queen and the Soldier
2
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Sat Jan 28 2023
Moondance
Van Morrison
A perfectly cromulent record. Best track: Into the Mystic
4
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Sun Jan 29 2023
For Your Pleasure
Roxy Music
I had to double-check to make sure Spotify didn't make a mistake. So different from the self-titled album. Best track: Grey Lagoons
4
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Mon Jan 30 2023
The Sounds Of India
Ravi Shankar
Educational, gracious, and just straight up awesome. I wish there were some shorter tracks to accompany this so I could revisit a piece here or there without committing a quarter of an hour to it. Best track: An Introduction to Indian Music
4
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Tue Jan 31 2023
The Next Day
David Bowie
This is some dark, dark stuff. The more time I spend with it, the more it feels like Bowie is just operating on a different plane than the rest of the world. Best track: Valentine's Day
5
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Wed Feb 01 2023
The United States Of America
The United States Of America
This album sounds like a sound engineer who was really into avant-garde bullshit got ahold of a record that was specifically engineered to sound like it came out of Liverpool. The best tracks sound like Jefferson Airplane rejects. Best track: The Garden of Earthly Delights
3
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Thu Feb 02 2023
Future Days
Can
Better than the other one. Still not something I'm going to put on on purpose. Best track: Future Days
3
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Fri Feb 03 2023
If I Should Fall From Grace With God
The Pogues
For the longest time, I thought I didn't like The Pogues because their most famous song ("Fairytale of New York") is kind of lame. Turns out it's not representative of who they are, and I'm glad I didn't have to wait until now to figure it out. Anyway, they're the kings of Irish Rock for me. You can keep the other bands. This is where it's at. Best track: Turkish Song of the Damned
4
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Sat Feb 04 2023
Neon Bible
Arcade Fire
I can't be objective about this band. This should probably be a 4, but I look at a lot of the other 4s I've given out and this is better than that, so... Best track: Depends on my mood. Today I'll go with Windowsill
5
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Sun Feb 05 2023
Slanted And Enchanted
Pavement
Not great, not terrible. Maybe they should have found an actual vocalist. Best track: Here
3
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Mon Feb 06 2023
Toys In The Attic
Aerosmith
Sounds like driving with the windows down on a perfect day. Best track: Sweet Emotion
5
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Tue Feb 07 2023
Berlin
Lou Reed
Felt like it was building to something and then never got there. Best track: Sad Song
3
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Wed Feb 08 2023
You're Living All Over Me
Dinosaur Jr.
Unnecessarily weird. Best track: Just Like Heaven
2
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