1001 Albums Summary

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620
Albums Rated
3.33
Average Rating
57%
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469 albums remaining

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1960
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106
5-Star Albums
34
1-Star Albums

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Albums

You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Rock Bottom
Robert Wyatt
5 2.39 +2.61
Slipknot
Slipknot
5 2.68 +2.32
Medúlla
Björk
5 2.74 +2.26
Roots
Sepultura
5 2.78 +2.22
Ys
Joanna Newsom
5 2.79 +2.21
Third/Sister Lovers
Big Star
5 2.8 +2.2
White Light / White Heat
The Velvet Underground
5 2.89 +2.11
Millions Now Living Will Never Die
Tortoise
5 2.89 +2.11
Merriweather Post Pavilion
Animal Collective
5 2.91 +2.09
Swordfishtrombones
Tom Waits
5 2.94 +2.06

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Straight Outta Compton
N.W.A.
1 3.5 -2.5
The Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem
1 3.45 -2.45
25
Adele
1 3.37 -2.37
Ready To Die
The Notorious B.I.G.
1 3.36 -2.36
You've Come a Long Way Baby
Fatboy Slim
1 3.33 -2.33
Fragile
Yes
1 3.32 -2.32
The Chronic
Dr. Dre
1 3.3 -2.3
Homework
Daft Punk
1 3.28 -2.28
Blood, Sweat & Tears
Blood, Sweat & Tears
1 3.16 -2.16
Screamadelica
Primal Scream
1 3.16 -2.16

Artists

Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Bob Dylan 4 5
Neil Young 4 5
David Bowie 5 4.8
Beatles 6 4.67
Radiohead 4 4.75
Leonard Cohen 3 5
Pixies 3 5
Miles Davis 3 4.67
The Stooges 3 4.67
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds 3 4.67
Neil Young & Crazy Horse 3 4.67
Jimi Hendrix 3 4.67
Tom Waits 3 4.67
Talking Heads 3 4.67
Portishead 2 5
Nick Drake 2 5
Van Morrison 2 5
The Clash 2 5
The Flaming Lips 2 5
The Velvet Underground 2 5
The Smiths 2 5
Led Zeppelin 2 5
The Rolling Stones 6 4.17
Brian Eno 4 4.25
Beck 3 4.33
Black Sabbath 3 4.33
Bruce Springsteen 3 4.33
My Bloody Valentine 3 4.33
Björk 3 4.33
Blur 3 4.33

Least Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Fatboy Slim 2 1
Adele 2 1.5
k.d. lang 2 1.5
Everything But The Girl 2 1.5

Controversial

ArtistRatings
Pink Floyd 5, 4, 2

5-Star Albums (106)

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Fragile by Yes

A pet peeve of mine is documentaries featuring snotty punks from the ’70s claiming they saved music from the pretension and overindulgence of prog-rock—reducing the complex dynamics of culture, history, art, and creativity to the inane binarism of 'few chords = good, many chords = bad.' But now having listened to this album, I think I kind of get it.

All Things Must Pass by George Harrison

"Ok boys it's a wrap, we've got a stone cold classic on our hands." "Wait, wait, what if.... bear with me, what if we add a whole extra album with over 30 minutes of nothing but directionless jam-wankery, but like with totally cool cats and we had a really cool time?" "Is there any enjoyment for the casual listener, who wasn't in the room, to be had?" "Little to none." "3 LP's it is!"

Blood, Sweat & Tears by Blood, Sweat & Tears

I get the name. It must have taken blood, sweat and a lot of tears to labor over these convoluted compositions in the studio that are so devoid of life, spirit and originality.

Homework by Daft Punk

“What’s that?” “A sampler, which allows you to play a soundbyte over and over again.” “I see, and this knob?” “It’s a filter, it modulates the signal” “Ok, one more thing…” “That one changes the pitch…” “Ok, got it let me try.” “Here let me show you how to sequence another sample….” “Nah, I’m good…”

Third by Soft Machine

With these ’70s prog albums, I constantly fail to understand why seemingly 50–80% of the LP’s content is aimless musical wankery. So far, I’ve come up with a few possible explanations. A. There is some now-forgotten prog-rock law, similar to the Danish Dogme films or the German Beer Law, that says it’s not considered actual prog if the songs were written before entering the studio. B. This being pre-internet, the UK public had, for some reason, never heard genuinely talented improvisational musicians; perhaps the shipment of U.S. jazz records sank to the bottom of the ocean. C. This was some sort of inside joke within the prog scene... they were trying to outdo each other by seeing who could get away with the most wankery before someone finally called them out. D. Lots and lots and lots of drugs.

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Odessey And Oracle by The Zombies
Oct 28 2024

Underrated 60s gem, on par with classics which often appear at the top of lists.

Dummy by Portishead
Oct 29 2024

Familiar with a lot of these songs from when it came out. Perfect production choices, very layered and obviously laboured over. Vocals outstanding as to be expected. 'Roads' a standout.

At San Quentin by Johnny Cash
Oct 30 2024

As the music and arrangements are at times pretty bland, this pretty much stands or falls with Cash's persona and the listener's buying into this outlaw schtick. I for one, find it at times contrived.

In A Silent Way by Miles Davis
Oct 31 2024

Hard to pinpoint, but an engrossing listen. As there are only two pieces around 20 minutes each, the build ups are quite rewarding - when that bassline kicks in at the 14 minute mark on the title track, or in Shhh/peaceful, when after pounding a closed hi-hat for around 9 minutes the drummer releases the pressure a bit and we get a single snare drum hit (I do not fully realize whether that was irony or not.)

Melodrama by Lorde
Nov 01 2024

First impression - not a fan of the vocal affectations. There are instances when the "cursive" singing is less prominent, which are more enjoyable to my ears. The music and arrangements are often quite enjoyable. Writer in the Dark epitomises this, the contrast between the verse and chorus - the exaggerated vocal fry and "writer" being pronounced as "roiydah" in the verse and then the lovely Kate Bush-esque chorus.

Achtung Baby by U2
Nov 02 2024

First couple of songs really show songwriters who've run out of ideas, trying to make up for it with wrapping underwritten, unfinished and ultimately uninteresting vamps in what they think are interesting or experimental arrangements (they're not) and an overinflated-ego-frontman vibin' over them. It does get better. One obviously a standout, Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses pretty good. Acrobat is a favorite. But there is so much filler here - Tryin' To Throw Your Arms ... doesn't go anywhere, nor does So Cruel. The singles The Fly, Mysterious Ways are so blatantly "90s" - trying to incorporate "modern" sounds and beats, but ultimately fail - U2 is not a band that grooves. Upon research, people like David Bowie, Scott Walker, Einstürzende Neubauten, Sly & Family Stone are mentioned as inspirations & Brian Eno being in the studio, which all sound like a recipe for a brilliant outcome. But it just all sounds so forced and affected.

The Cars by The Cars
Nov 03 2024

Has some absolute bangers, the singles obviously as well as some album cuts (All Mixed Up & You're All I've Got Tonight) make for an engrossing listen. "I'm in touch with your world" is quite silly, the dissonant riff is nice enough, but maybe not touch all of the buttons with the "sound effects" setting on, on that brand new synthesizer you just got.

Tom Tom Club by Tom Tom Club
Nov 04 2024

Sometimes grooves, sometimes more than a bit silly, at times challenging, but always engaging in some way.

My Generation by The Who
Nov 05 2024

It is impossible to ignore the impact of this record on rock music. Keith Moon's drumming is undeniable, as well as My Generation. The songwriting is another story. Some of the vocal melodies are pretty bland, the riffs are not all memorable and the rhythm section simply can't do all the heavy lifting.

Treasure by Cocteau Twins
Nov 06 2024

Lovely dream pop. Lorelei, Persephone ... standouts. Sometimes the nonsensical lyrics seem to work, but there are times where it gets a bit too cutesy (Pandora (for Cindy)).

Nov 07 2024

This was all over the radio back in the day and the re-listen really transports you and ties you to a specific era. The music more than merits its ubiquity in the 90s.

Gentlemen by The Afghan Whigs
Nov 08 2024

A 90s blindspot for me - might have resonated more with an angstier listener back then - but, alas, lyrics like "Be Sweet" are a bit too 90s to take. I guess it's supposed to be self-abasing and not based on personal experience, but the "I behave like a d#%k, but I'm like so complicated and deep," schtick really hasn't aged well. It's not all that bad, but: "Oh baby, I realise I treated you wrong But I'm so sorry, let me come back were I belong You see I'm your fool, I lost my cool." Just isn't the the type of lyrical genius I'm in the market for. The music is fine, very much of its time, but the vocalist's extremely limited range and lack of melody gets to be quite grating after a few songs.

Abraxas by Santana
Nov 09 2024

Overall quite nice. The 60s hippie jam-iness is offset by interesting percussion and rarely gets too indulgent. More eclectic than I'd have thought. "Incident at Neshabur" would have fitted well on jazz albums of the era, whereas others sound more like stock hippie songs, that filmmakers on a budget would use.

Brothers by The Black Keys
Nov 10 2024

Music to sell stuff to.

Scott 4 by Scott Walker
Nov 11 2024

The cult and mystery of Scott Walker are probably clouding judgement. The songwriting may not even be particularly memorable, but there's just something about the delivery and atmosphere that's undeniable, but impossible to pinpoint.

Blue Lines by Massive Attack
Nov 12 2024

A pioneering album - must have sounded revolutionary at the time. But as with many other pioneers; the formula hasn't been perfected yet and will be improved on later albums,

Shaft by Isaac Hayes
Nov 13 2024

Seems very much tied to the cultural landscape of its time. On a pure musical level this is good, it vibes, grooves and whatnot - but it is after all a soundtrack - to a film I haven't seen.

Imperial Bedroom by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Nov 14 2024

Some quality songwriting going on here. Lacks the immediacy of his first albums and goes on for a bit. Disliked "Shabby Doll" immensely.

I've dipped my toes in the Naked City/Torture Garden pool and know what this Zorn guy is about. Don't really get why this one makes the cut, it's not as dynamic or varied, nor does it have the "what just happened" factor as the more known releases that explore a similar concept. The "everyone overplaying all at once" gets to be a bit much after a few songs, so you get a respite in the beginning of tracks like "Enfant," but alas, after a minute we're off to the races again.

Low by David Bowie
Nov 16 2024

All time great. The songs, the atmosphere, the production, the legend - it's all there.

Nov 17 2024

An album that he had to make, to work through what needed to be worked trough, but ultimately. The songwriting just isn't there. I realize that everyone had moved on from the Beatles, but you'd think that some of the songwriting genius would seep through. Catharsis has been mined mercilessly for musical purposes, but c'mon you can't just be yelling "Well well well" over a couple of chords for six minutes, add distortion on it and call it a day. Highlights: Love Historically and culturally an immensely important album. But on a pure musical level, not so much.

Rings Around The World by Super Furry Animals
Nov 18 2024

A pleasant surprise! Another blindspot from the early 2000s. An eclectic bunch of songs - hearing traces Flaming Lips, Spiritualized, Blur (vocals?), but all combined makes for one hell of an album.

Jazz Samba by Stan Getz
Nov 19 2024

Music to drink overpriced coffee to.

The Grand Tour by George Jones
Nov 20 2024

That's about as country as it gets and the guy's got a voice to deliver it, that's for sure. But country being country - it doesn't offer a whole lot in variety - songwriting, arrangements or lyrical content. There are times when the album honks way too much and the tonk is all over the place - and that's when non-country enthusiasts step out. There are standouts, such as The Grand Tour, She Told Me So and a few others.

Music From Big Pink by The Band
Nov 21 2024

Classic: Highlights - Hearing Manuel's voice for the first time in "Tears of Rage", the organ sound on Chest Fever and the free-falling feeling of "rolling down the rooooooad..."

Wonderful Rainbow by Lightning Bolt
Nov 22 2024

I for one liked this one. In all the chaos there are identifiable structures, grooves and riffs. But it is of course quite abrasive and the type of music requires a very specific mindset to enjoy. Dracula Mountain a highlight.

Live And Dangerous by Thin Lizzy
Nov 23 2024

Music to wear denim jackets, drink canned beers and giving the good ol' 🤘🤘to. Wasn't familiar with much more than the tracks played on the radio. Quite surprised by songs like "Emerald" and "Massacre" - I knew the band is sometimes mentioned as an early influence on metal to some degree (Metallica, etc.), but these song in particular sounds like the blueprint to Iron Maiden, much more so than I'd have thought.

The Scream by Siouxsie And The Banshees
Nov 24 2024

Quite innovative arrangement with the trebly-guitar and tom-tom driven beats. As punk singers are want to, the vocals are a bit shout-y and lacks dynamic range, which gets a bit much at times.

Rattlesnakes by Lloyd Cole And The Commotions
Nov 25 2024

First time listen. Very pleasant early-indie sounding pop, but not much to latch onto at first listen. Singing is at times a bit overreaching, but I suspect that repeated listens will reward listeners.

Raw Power by The Stooges
Nov 26 2024

Ain't no one other than Iggy - who in time has become somewhat of a caricature of himself. Resuscitated here by Bowie, The Stooges are given the "Iggy & the..." prefix and Bowie seems intent on utilising his wild-man persona to the fullest - evident on songs like 'Penetration' where Iggy's moaning and meowing of his inane horn-dog lyrics are so far up front in the mix that the music almost seems inconsequential. Thankfully Bowie and co. called up the Asheton brothers to provide some of the spark that fuelled the first two albums. Highlights: Search and Destroy, Gimme Danger, I Need Somebody.

All Mod Cons by The Jam
Nov 27 2024

A rollicking fun listen - energetic and competent performances, more than a healthy slice of Englishness, memorable songwriting.

The Stooges by The Stooges
Nov 28 2024

The highlights are plenty. The infectious handclaps, tambourines, piano drones, the catchy riffs, the growling and grunting. I don't mind We Will Fall as much as some others.

White Blood Cells by The White Stripes
Nov 29 2024

A breath of fresh air in 2001, which more than merits its renown. Say what you will about the chops, they come up with some great riffs, catchy songs and good ol' sense of energy and fun.

The Stranger by Billy Joel
Nov 30 2024

It's all just a bit too saccharine and bland. Some of these have been played to death on classic rock radio and I'd get by if that'd stop. He is the type of songwriter you get the feeling doesn't really listen to or enjoy music.

Suede by Suede
Dec 01 2024

Singles are good - So Young, Animal Nitrate. The rest is fine, the arrangements are competent, but rarely innovative or particularly striking, so it mostly comes down to the quality of the songwriting (great to fine) and Bret Anderson's vocal affectations - which are sometimes well over-the-top.

KE*A*H** (Psalm 69) by Ministry
Dec 02 2024

Music to make serial killer films in the 1990s to. Some of this is pretty cool, and was obviously quite innovative in its time. The thing with industrial music is that for me there is a thin line between atmospheric, rhythmic sense of dread and then just repetitive intentionally abrasive droning static. Just One Fix, Scare Crow falls into the first category and Hero the second.

Madman Across The Water by Elton John
Dec 03 2024

Tiny Dancer is a classic. But some of the other lyrics are so weirdly lacking in any engaging imagery or linguistic cleverness. Songs like Levon and Razor Face go all out with bombast, orchestral arrangements and Elton John howling and whatnot... but the words coming out just don't do anything. I get there are character driven storytelling songwriters, but these are just so utterly devoid of any captivating images or any perceivable meaning. I just can't think of any musical genius that could make me have an emotional response to the life of Levon - no matter how many times Elton John insists of the listener by the incessant repetition of his name. Tiny Dancer, title track and All the Nasties kind of make up for it.

Connected by Stereo MC's
Dec 04 2024

About as 90s as it gets - the beats, the raps, and especially the backing vocals. Sometimes works (title track) sometimes not (Everything).

The Sensual World by Kate Bush
Dec 05 2024

Lovely as usual. There are times where it's difficult to latch onto melody, but she makes it work.

Trans Europe Express by Kraftwerk
Dec 06 2024

Just the perfect synthesis of technology, creativity & sound.

Destroyer by KISS
Dec 08 2024

These lyrics are unimaginably lame - I get that disaffected youth would respond to rebellious music that carves out a niche to find a sense of belonging, but lyrics like "it's so bad, going to school," is pandering garbage and God of Thunder is the blueprint for some David St. Hubbins lyricism. The Music is rock by the numbers, but no matter the costume and make-up extravaganzas and inane lyrics about how much they rock - this never comes close to any real sense of the sense of danger and menace they're aiming for.

The Predator by Ice Cube
Dec 09 2024

The social commentary in The Predator reflects a time and cultural situation that desperately needed critical examination. However, it occasionally veers into grandstanding, which adds little substance. Songs like "Don't Trust 'Em" come across as so laughably childish that they risk undermining the impact of the entire album.

Hejira by Joni Mitchell
Dec 11 2024
Blood And Chocolate by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Dec 15 2024

One of his best if only he'd avoid the tendency to take his voice to places where it has no place being - strained, shout-y and grating (i.e. the end of "Battered Old Bird." )

Murmur by R.E.M.
Dec 17 2024
More Specials by The Specials
Dec 18 2024

A bit too campy and cheesy in songs like Enjoy Yourself, Hey, Little Rich Girl, Pearl's Cafe Prefer the 'cooler' & subtler approach in songs like Man at C&A, Do Nothing.

Dec 21 2024

No questioning the talent or the voice. Well, the album seems to want to shift to the highest gear pretty quickly and stay there, so it gets to be a bit too much; the overblown vocals, the constant brass which occupies the same frequencies, leave something to be desired in terms of nuance and subtlety, but hey, maybe that wasn't what they were going for...

New Forms by Roni Size
Dec 23 2024

Some cool basslines, but I just don't know what situation in my reality requires 140 minutes of intense and constant drum and bass beats.

Sea Change by Beck
Jan 09 2025

Love, love, love this album. Not just for its status being one of theses deified "breakup albums," but because it's so musically rich and it just so happens that heartbreak goes well with some classy strings, punchy basslines and well written songs.

Time Out Of Mind by Bob Dylan
Jan 13 2025

The rare late career resurrection - brilliant album. But I'll never understand why musicians of that generation seemed to be unsatisfied unless there was at least one blues-dirge-filler track on each album. Mr. Dylan you've got over an hour's worth of brilliance, you didn't need Dirt Road Blues. Highlights: Love Sick, Standing in the Doorway, Not Dark Yet

Honky Tonk Heroes by Waylon Jennings
Jan 15 2025

The single word and phrasing when he sings "HAARRRRNKY Tonk heroes like me!," automatically makes this a one star album. But pronouncing California as Californy sort of makes up for it...it's a delicate balance between the honk and the tonk, you see.

Ananda Shankar by Ananda Shankar
Jan 16 2025

Covers a bit gimmicky, but the more traditional sitar music is good, as far as I know…

Blood, Sweat & Tears by Blood, Sweat & Tears
Jan 17 2025

I get the name. It must have taken blood, sweat and a lot of tears to labor over these convoluted compositions in the studio that are so devoid of life, spirit and originality.

Ace of Spades by Motörhead
Jan 22 2025

This gets to be real grating, real quick... not sure what it is, if it's the extremely limited vocal range, the repetitive generic riffing or the inane lyrics.

The Fat Of The Land by The Prodigy
Jan 23 2025

Singles are pretty iconic and all, but much of the rest is filler at best.

...Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
Jan 24 2025

Poptimism be damned... this is plastic, artificial, manufactured.

Ghosteen by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Jan 26 2025
Blood Sugar Sex Magik by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Jan 28 2025

Not gonna lie! They had us in the first half, all nostalgic and funky, but then there's only so much dumb-assery one can take. By the time Apache Rose Peacock shows up... geesh!

Grievous Angel by Gram Parsons
Jan 30 2025

Apparently "it is viewed as a successful example of the hybrid between country and rock and roll Parsons called "Cosmic American Music," I think there must be some malfunction in the streaming service, the rock and roll part seems to missing, all I'm hearing is country.

Jack Takes the Floor by Ramblin' Jack Elliott
Jan 31 2025

I'm all for the folksy working-class-ramblin' thing, but yodelling?

Here Are the Sonics by The Sonics
Feb 05 2025

About 17 too many "whao'" in there, but there's just too much energy to be contained.

3 + 3 by The Isley Brothers
Feb 08 2025

Mostly good, not great. Hot take: the guitar solos are pretty aimless and generic and the fuzz guitar is rarely the highlight of anything.

Van Halen by Van Halen
Feb 15 2025

Surprisingly low energy and slow paced at times and way too much pop sensibility and major-key-blues-riffiness. David Lee Roth has got his own thing going on there, gotta give him that.

Mott by Mott The Hoople
Feb 19 2025
B-52's by The B-52's
Feb 21 2025
Vol. 4 by Black Sabbath
Feb 25 2025
Timeless by Goldie
Feb 28 2025

Sounds like what bongwater smells like.

Fragile by Yes
Mar 01 2025

A pet peeve of mine is documentaries featuring snotty punks from the ’70s claiming they saved music from the pretension and overindulgence of prog-rock—reducing the complex dynamics of culture, history, art, and creativity to the inane binarism of 'few chords = good, many chords = bad.' But now having listened to this album, I think I kind of get it.

Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
Mar 03 2025

Gotta agree with Lester Bangs here: it wasn't ahead of its time - it stands outside time. Therefore its almost impossible to separate the legend, its orignal impact and the music. I find myself listening to it both as groundbreaking music from the 60s and at face value in 2020s simultaneously. The line between pretension and over-indulgence and creative-mad-genius is apparently measured by a hair's breadth in my case. The abrasive dissonance, the sillyness, the meandering structures, the fact that it goes on and on, in most cases should not work, but even in the most dense chaos of songs like "Frownland" have me trying to solve the mystery of where it's going, where it's coming from and why it works at the same time it absolutely doesn't.

All Things Must Pass by George Harrison
Mar 04 2025

"Ok boys it's a wrap, we've got a stone cold classic on our hands." "Wait, wait, what if.... bear with me, what if we add a whole extra album with over 30 minutes of nothing but directionless jam-wankery, but like with totally cool cats and we had a really cool time?" "Is there any enjoyment for the casual listener, who wasn't in the room, to be had?" "Little to none." "3 LP's it is!"

Mar 05 2025

Poses interesting questions about the utility of music. Some reviewers seem perfectly happy with music that has the power to induce dancing, contextualize personal experiences, or change mood, but for some reason draw the line at music whose purpose is the absence of these things. I, for one, am for it.

Rising Above Bedlam by Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart
Mar 07 2025

That weird time period where western beats and oriental scales were all the rage - ideal for b-movie soundtracks of the era where the western protagonist finds himself in an eastern market and the all-white filmmakers need music to communicate a sense of the unknown and exoticism. However, for 2020s listening... meh.

Frank by Amy Winehouse
Mar 11 2025
Penance Soiree by The Icarus Line
Mar 14 2025

I remember definitely having this on an iPod back in the day, yet re-listening in 2025 it does not bring forth a single memory of a riff, hook, lyric or feeling. It sure sounds good though.

Exodus by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Mar 15 2025
Haunted Dancehall by The Sabres Of Paradise
Mar 16 2025

"Hey, look, I've learnt how to make these really cool beats with the computer and I can add all sorts of samples and effects on top of it!" "Sounds interesting, did you write any songs or use it for any creative purposes?" "Well, I guess not, but I did it with a computer, so it's innovative..." "I'll take 76 minutes worth!"

Grace by Jeff Buckley
Mar 18 2025
Who's Next by The Who
Mar 22 2025

For a band that takes up so much space in music history, they have surprisingly few memorable songs.

Born In The U.S.A. by Bruce Springsteen
Mar 25 2025

Has some great songs, but also some pretty terrible ones too.

The Man Who by Travis
Mar 27 2025

Restaurant guide: Change of underwear =🔥🔥🔥 Forehead sweat = 🌶️🌶️ Safe for babies =🍍 Literal milk = 🥛 . . . . Travis = 🎤

Cross by Justice
Apr 02 2025
21 by Adele
Apr 12 2025
Rum Sodomy & The Lash by The Pogues
Apr 14 2025

Music for tourists who haven't gone to an actual concert since the 70s, who then take a weekend trip to Dublin, go straight to Temple Bar and are all amazed about there being "authentic Irish live music" and the proceed to drunkenly video-document (with the flash on) a full five minutes of "I drank whiskey and beer, too ra loo ra la."

25 by Adele
Apr 15 2025
Apr 18 2025

If your Stevie Wonder records are all scratched up and you need to get the party going, I guess this will do. Much like if you're making some pasta sauce and don't have any tomatoes, you can substitute with ketchup.

In Rainbows by Radiohead
Apr 22 2025

Love me some Radiohead as much as the next guy, but there are some Thom Yorkisms where the skip button starts to become appealing - like when he gets all manic and moan-y at the end of Bodysnatchers. Songs like Nude, All I Need & Videotape sort of make up for it.

Homework by Daft Punk
Apr 24 2025

“What’s that?” “A sampler, which allows you to play a soundbyte over and over again.” “I see, and this knob?” “It’s a filter, it modulates the signal” “Ok, one more thing…” “That one changes the pitch…” “Ok, got it let me try.” “Here let me show you how to sequence another sample….” “Nah, I’m good…”

Stand! by Sly & The Family Stone
Apr 26 2025
Manassas by Stephen Stills
Apr 27 2025

I can see these boys going far, perhaps even as far as the half-time show at the Florida Panhandle Cornhole Championships (Sponsored by J. Snyderman's Used Mattress Emporium. )"

Aftermath by The Rolling Stones
Apr 28 2025
Hot Shots II by The Beta Band
May 01 2025

"I think we need some representation on our 1001 list from this so-called indie genre the kids are going on about!" "Oh, you mean like The Stone Roses?" "I'm pretty sure there's been some developments in the genre since, maybe we can seek opinion from some credible sources with ears close to the ground." "You mean someone like John Cusack's character in High Fidelity?" "That sounds about right..."

Antichrist Superstar by Marilyn Manson
May 04 2025

When your whole schtick is being this outcast, worm and victim, and that society, celebrities and religion are keeping you down, it very quickly falls apart when it turns out that the real problem all along was just that you're a terrible person. This was never a critique of the "beautiful people," he just wanted to be one of them.

Highway to Hell by AC/DC
May 06 2025

"Hold on, hold on, Bon, you know in Shot Down in Flames you start by singing "Out on the town - lookin' for a woman"" "Yeah, what are you getting at?" "Wel,l in the next song on the album, Get it Hot, the first line is "Goin' out on the town - just a me and you." "That's right." "Well maybe people will think we're a one trick pony if we're just yapping on about going out on the town over some head bopping blues rock riffs." "Nah mate, in the first one I don't have a woman YET, but in the other one I've already got the woman, so it's completely different." "Whatever, roll the tape..."

Microshift by Hookworms
May 07 2025

"I'm telling you the kids are going nuts for this indie thing, we can't just be putting only electronic music we used to dance to on ecstasy in the 90s! You there! Intern! What are the kids bopping to these days?" "Well, my nephew's in this band Hookworms... they played at the Cheltenham Music Festival, subbing in for Mouse Trap Replica on the Benson's Motor Oil Pop-Up Stage, right behind the Shawarma stands, right next to the latrines." "Are they anything like them Arcade Fires and Vampire Weekdays?" "My mates seemed to like them, could've been the drugs though..." "That's good enough for me!"

Imagine by John Lennon
May 08 2025

[generic blues rock jam comes to a close] "Ok, John that sounds like there might be something there, we can keep working on it and maybe when the lyrics are fully done, you know without all the hypocrisy, we might be able to shape this into something..." "There will be no introspection! Only the shifting of the blame and the pointing of fingers, and these ARE the songs! Roll the tape, this next one is about how Paul McCartney is a piece of shit." [toxic vibes proceed to seep into analogue tapes]

Parachutes by Coldplay
May 09 2025

Hot take: Yapping on about Chris Martin and Bono being pretentious and unoriginal is about as pretentious and unoriginal as Chris Martin and Bono themselves. Having said that - this is pretty mid.

Morrison Hotel by The Doors
May 10 2025

First couple of tracks and a few others, but then there's the standard whiteguy blues rock filler tracks, that seem to bog down every other late 60s/70s album.

Queen II by Queen
May 13 2025

We've been having good fun ridiculing Roger Taylor for writing about his weird seemingly sexual attraction to his automobile, but we've been sleeping on Mercury's "The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke," - where I guess he's describing a painting he once saw, with a thesaurus. I mean...: Pedagogue squinting, wears a frown And a satyr peers under lady's gown Dirty fellow, what a dirty laddio Tatterdemalion and a junketer There's a thief and a dragonfly trumpeter

Wild Wood by Paul Weller
May 14 2025

A common arc - going through a period of youthful exuberance and creativity where "rules" are meant for breaking and studios are for capturing the essence of that energy - once that well dries up after, let's say your 30s, you start to appreciate the craft of songwriting, arrangements and studio precision; the rules were there for a reason and the creative challenge is to work within their confines. Can yield some late-career gems or some incredibly lame music - Wild Wood falls firmly in the latter category.

Come Away With Me by Norah Jones
May 24 2025

Being well outside the target audience, it might be unfair to judge this solely based on my perception of musical utility. It would be more appropriate to evaluate it based on other possible utilities: - Inspirational tempo music during endurance runs: 0/5 - Incentivizing the purchasing of lattes and frappuccinos by the liter: 5/5 - Exploring the boundaries of creativity and innovation: 0/5 - Getting my mother-in-law to the "good place" - eyes-closed/candles-lit/glass-of-brandy-in-hand: 5/5 - Background music for an '80s movie "getting ready for a fight" montage: 0/5 - Streamlining my musical algorithms towards interesting new music: 0/5 - A safe & inoffensive alternative to silence 4/5 Math comes to about 2/5.

Talk Talk Talk by The Psychedelic Furs
May 26 2025

Fred Armisen on whichever talk show doing a skit about the nuances of specific time-periods and genres in music: "You know punk in the 70s was all like "oi oi oi" and then we get to the 1980s new-wave and post-punk and then it was all like [does exact impression of this album]."

Cosmo's Factory by Creedence Clearwater Revival
May 27 2025

People are saying this is like a greatest hits album & it sure has a lot of bangers. However even if Fogerty had hypothetically been on the most epic run of songwriting and written Stairway to Heaven, Imagine, Superstition & Hotel California and put them all on this record - it would still only get 4 stars - because of Ooby Dooby.

So by Peter Gabriel
May 30 2025
Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Jun 06 2025
Smile by Brian Wilson
Jun 13 2025
Zombie by Fela Kuti
Jun 18 2025
D by White Denim
Jul 06 2025
Junkyard by The Birthday Party
Jul 09 2025
Doggystyle by Snoop Dogg
Jul 11 2025

I guess he was going for the womanizing connotation when he chose the "dog" name... turns out the submissive lapdog connotation was more apt all along, as seen by his performing for the powers that be in 2025.

Ys by Joanna Newsom
Jul 20 2025
Rio by Duran Duran
Jul 27 2025
Be by Common
Aug 02 2025
Green by R.E.M.
Aug 12 2025
Pearl by Janis Joplin
Aug 16 2025
Debut by Björk
Aug 22 2025
Illinois by Sufjan Stevens
Aug 27 2025

Poltifact Truth-O-Meter Statement: “I'm just a crazy motherfucker livin' it up - Not giving a fuck” Exhibit A: “Why is everybody always picking on me? - Full Nelson Exhibit B: I can see it when you laugh at me, look down on me - My Way Exhibit C: “And now you wanna hate me! - Take A Look Around Exhibit D: “Now who's the star sucker? I'm the Starfish. You silly motherfucker.” Fact check ruling: Pants on Fire - Fred Durst very much does give a fuck and this album is pretty much only that. It may also be relevant to know that the man who wrote these "lyrics" was 30 years old at the time.

Sep 20 2025

This really takes you back - it seems like every song was a single - they were so ubiquitous, pervasive and insistent - the childlike frivolous “lyrics” - the constant, incessant, relentless, pummelling repetitions - I hate it.

Sep 21 2025

I like the Buzzcock's sure enough, but the album format isn't their strong suit. Singles (Going Steady) is surely the way to go with the Buzzcocks.

m b v by My Bloody Valentine
Oct 02 2025
Fuzzy by Grant Lee Buffalo
Oct 06 2025
Maggot Brain by Funkadelic
Oct 11 2025

"Hey guys you know when you said that we had a stone cold classic 5 out of 5 star albums on our hands, and it'd be a shame if something were to mess with that?" "Yeah" "And remember when you said I wouldn't get any writing credits? "What have you done?" "I may have added some... bodily emissions..." "Wait. What?" "Farts! There are now fart noises on the final track. Farts. That is all."

Oct 16 2025

Where did the notion even come from that this guy had something of value to say? Was that a narrative pushed by the film, the media, or just a collective hallucination? Because these are some embarrassingly childish lyrics.

Metal Box by Public Image Ltd.
Oct 22 2025

According to John Lydon, "Many people don't understand that it was improvisation [...] It had to be, because we'd spent most of the money on the container – and so what we had to do was quite literally sneak into studios when bands had gone home for the night. And these were pretty rough monitor mixes – no actual production." We can tell Mr. Lydon. We can tell. Sincerely, People with ears.

1999 by Prince
Oct 26 2025
Walking Wounded by Everything But The Girl
Oct 29 2025

A god-awful time in music. Feels like a lot of these artists were scrambling in the dark trying to appear modern and “with-it” - adding random electronic elements, bleeps and bloops and breakbeats - desperately wanting to be like Björk, Portishead or whatever. As if that wasn’t bad enough, you have every other artist remixing each other’s mediocre compositions - adding even more electronic shit to the pile.

Oct 30 2025

Choosing this album over Drum's Not Dead is the equivalent to choosing With the Beatles and leaving out Revolver.

Nov 03 2025

The 2000s and era where music was cool and going to concerts and discovering new artists gave you cred. Showcase festivals, music conferences and music blogs. What a time to be alive. But what if you don't actually like music and just want to appear to like it, so you can hang with the cool kids? Enter Mylo and this atrocity of an album. Music for people to look sexy and cool to at the club and/or art gallery. Mind you - an art gallery that exhibits turds like this album cover - art for people who couldn't give a shit about art, but want other people to think you do, so you can invite the sexy and cool Mylo listeners to your opening.

Nov 08 2025

See some people saying there's three good songs on this. I don't even think too much of Simple Man... just trudges through the same three chords - a lot of root notes and finds few interesting melodies. So for me that leaves only two good songs.

Very by Pet Shop Boys
Nov 10 2025
At Fillmore East by The Allman Brothers Band
Nov 15 2025

That guy could play some mean slide guitar, shame they couldn't write any songs.

Tago Mago by Can
Nov 19 2025

I have a sneaking suspicion that there is stark contrast in the wear and tear of the first and second album in the collections of the 5-star Tago Mago people.

The Next Day by David Bowie
Nov 22 2025

Love me some David Bowie, but I was fully prepared to think that maybe 9! Bowie albums is a bit much and that this one was perhaps expendable. Then I remembered this is a fantastic album. World class songwriting, innovative and distinctive, arrangements and performances exquisite and music that you believe is made by people who deeply care about it. All it "lacks" is a distinctive narrative like Blackstar or cultural/historical context that locks the listener to a time and/or place long since gone.

Third by Portishead
Nov 23 2025
1977 by Ash
Nov 28 2025
War by U2
Nov 29 2025
1989 by Taylor Swift
Nov 30 2025
Elephant by The White Stripes
Dec 09 2025
Harvest by Neil Young
Dec 17 2025
Rapture by Anita Baker
Dec 18 2025
Guero by Beck
Dec 22 2025
Roots by Sepultura
Jan 12 2026
Blur by Blur
Jan 15 2026
Scott 2 by Scott Walker
Jan 19 2026
Porcupine by Echo And The Bunnymen
Jan 20 2026
Jan 22 2026

From Merriam-Webster Dictionary. 'Singles-Band' Noun 1. Musical artist that somehow is able to write memorable, crowd-pleasing mega hits, but at the same time completely unable to write as much as a second of music that comes even close to any measure of quality. 2. See UK-rock band Queen.

Third by Soft Machine
Jan 28 2026

With these ’70s prog albums, I constantly fail to understand why seemingly 50–80% of the LP’s content is aimless musical wankery. So far, I’ve come up with a few possible explanations. A. There is some now-forgotten prog-rock law, similar to the Danish Dogme films or the German Beer Law, that says it’s not considered actual prog if the songs were written before entering the studio. B. This being pre-internet, the UK public had, for some reason, never heard genuinely talented improvisational musicians; perhaps the shipment of U.S. jazz records sank to the bottom of the ocean. C. This was some sort of inside joke within the prog scene... they were trying to outdo each other by seeing who could get away with the most wankery before someone finally called them out. D. Lots and lots and lots of drugs.

Idlewild by Everything But The Girl
Feb 09 2026
Tusk by Fleetwood Mac
Feb 12 2026
The Blueprint by JAY Z
Feb 16 2026

"I'm leading the league in at least six statistical categories right now: Best flow, most consistent, realest stories, most charisma." Yes, mr. Z, a common and efficient way to identify people with true charisma is that they will often boast about being the best at charisma.

Vivid by Living Colour
Feb 24 2026
Stripped by Christina Aguilera
Mar 05 2026
Loveless by My Bloody Valentine
Apr 01 2026
Drunk by Thundercat
Apr 13 2026
Shleep by Robert Wyatt
Apr 25 2026
LP1 by FKA twigs
May 01 2026
Tarkus by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
May 18 2026
Want One by Rufus Wainwright
May 27 2026
Superfly by Curtis Mayfield
May 31 2026
Dirty by Sonic Youth
Jun 03 2026
Dookie by Green Day
Jun 10 2026
Shaka Zulu by Ladysmith Black Mambazo
Jun 13 2026
Faith by George Michael
Jun 14 2026
Groovin' by The Young Rascals
Jun 15 2026
90 by 808 State
Jun 21 2026
GI by Germs
Jun 22 2026
Horses by Patti Smith
Jul 31 2026

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