Nov 21 2024
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Franz Ferdinand
Franz Ferdinand
i love this.
and it sounds similar to arctic monkeys, one of my favourite band.
4
Nov 22 2024
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If I Should Fall From Grace With God
The Pogues
Although i somehow feel good whenever some band uses accordions in their works, Irish folk is not something that i like too much. It's too happy (?), and I like things a bit more moody. but i think it's actually ok, as "fairytales of new york" is still a standard for christmas.
4
Nov 23 2024
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My Generation
The Who
it's (of course) not as good as "tommy" and "who's next", but since it is their debut, it's alright. even keith, my imaginary friend who's a big who fan, agreees about that.
3
Nov 24 2024
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Purple Rain
Prince
so the first time that i ever hear something from this album is when a regional music award payed tribute to prince and all the artists that died in 2016 at the awarding ceremony in 2017, with my favourite artists covering "purple rain" and a bunch of songs, and the guitarist that i always admired soloed on the cover. the awesomeness of the cover makes me look foward to the album that may sounds more awesome. it did sounds awesome, but the first three tracks don't live up to my exception. they are just normal synth pop
4/5
4
Nov 25 2024
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Eliminator
ZZ Top
extremely stereotypical zz top, just like what i imagined their song is like after hearing "sharp-dressed man" for the first time
and only that song is good
the others don't rock
2/5
2
Nov 26 2024
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Channel Orange
Frank Ocean
Heard "Blonde" before. Frank Ocean is awesome on doing those emotional stuff, and that album is extremely beautiful. But channel orange is just ok, pretty normal, not as good as blonde.
3/5
3
Nov 27 2024
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Mask
Bauhaus
hey kids, gothic rock is fun!
so i only heard "Bela Lugosi's Dead" before, but now i somehow like this genre.
5/5
5
Nov 28 2024
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This Is Hardcore
Pulp
erm its pretty decent i guess but still not as good as different class
4
Nov 29 2024
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Protection
Massive Attack
conclution: edm is better
the cover version of light my fire has only 1/100 awesomeness from the original
the vocal is sloppy and jim morrison's original version is 100% better
2/5
2
Nov 30 2024
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In Rainbows
Radiohead
the happiest radiohead album somehow
heard jigsaw falling into places before
15 steps and bodysnacher is some other tracks good for me to dance to
weird fishes makes me twirl around like a fish and has a tense ending
there are beautiful moments like nude
and depressing tracks like all i need and videotape
they all goes extra hard for me
5/5
5
Dec 01 2024
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Snivilisation
Orbital
conclusion:
techno the youtuber is better than normal techno somehow (i know his full account name is technoblade but it's just for a somehow weird comparison)
the first ten minutes feels like 2 hours while the music beeps and boops
and then it beeps and boops in a danceable way
although danceable, the rest of the beeps and boops make 1 hour sounds like half a day
3.5/5
3
Dec 02 2024
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Clube Da Esquina
Milton Nascimento
latin music never interests me
2/5
2
Dec 03 2024
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Odessey And Oracle
The Zombies
when i saw this album today during lunch break, i figured out that i'd like to get high during english language class while the teacher talks about stuffs and the questions in class slowly drifts out of sight and becoming surreal.
care of cell 44 has this classic 67' beatles feel, the guitars and pianos and harmonies, so penny lane. i like it, as i'm a ex-beatles fan.
but some tracks are sloppy.
4/5
4
Dec 04 2024
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Oar
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
it's psychedelic, and also makes me wants to sleep more. it goes left and right around my head.
its just so tiring...
2/5
2
Dec 05 2024
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So
Peter Gabriel
Other reviews says it’s what a quality Phil Collins album might sound like. But a quality Phil Collins album is “in the air tonight” sorts of things repeating 12 times (just joking). This one is different every time. Genesis is a great band: but there’s no way of making fun of other members using other’s solo work to compare to thems. Peter and Phil are both great.
4/5
4
Dec 06 2024
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Post Orgasmic Chill
Skunk Anansie
the singer's voice reminds me of thom yorke's falsettos. but anyway, why is the first track named "Charlie Big Potato"? it's absurd.
3/5
3
Dec 07 2024
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Fever To Tell
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
2/5
2
Dec 08 2024
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Fisherman's Blues
The Waterboys
Another motherf****ing irish folk album. And why there's a segment of "blackbird" with an improvised melody at the end of the song? As a ex-beatles fan, this really makes me confused. But the title track is great, and beautiful moments occasionally occur.
3/5
3
Dec 09 2024
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Hot Buttered Soul
Isaac Hayes
it reminds me of contemporary rnb, which is the genre that i hate the most in this world, with all those "baby"s and "oh yeah"s. i can fall asleep to this
2/5
2
Dec 10 2024
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Definitely Maybe
Oasis
ITS SUCH A BIBLICAL MOMENT WHEN I RATED MY PREVIOUS ALBUM AND SAW "DEFINITELY MAYBE" APPEAR ON THE TOP OF THE PAGE.
cause i am a simple-minded 10th grader aka oasis stan.
anyway, oasis is a great band. and i'm going to write my review in an extremely chaotic way similar to me writing essays in school.
and as we all know, the band's soul is the Gallagher brothers, with elder brother Noel playing guitar and younger brother Liam singing. The guy lying on the ground in the album cover is Liam himself, the self-claimed "RNR STAR GODLIKE RASTA ICON LEGEND BIBLICAL OMNIPRESENT PROPHET SPIRITUAL MAJESTICAL CELESTIAL OPTIMYSTIC BUDDHIST JEDI APPROACHABLE ZEN LOVER HUMBLE 🐝" as written in his twitter bio.
his twitter updates once a day, with him saying hello to fans, and then reacting to fan's comments and talking about football, like, after manchester city's loss to liverpool in the premier league last month, he said, in a love me, love my dog way, "we piss all over the beatles".
and even before he penned the bio, he was everything mentioned in it.
surely, a true rock star knows how to stir up controversies: he argued with Noel nearly every day after oasis broke up and before they reformed months ago, he was involved in many fights, took drugs, and did a lot of rock'n'roll-styled things.
but the thing that stands out the most, along with his attitude, is his voice.
that fucking sarcasm. that fucking emotion. that fucking "shiiiiiine" which was dragged along the music and became a meme. and it goes so well with the lyrics noel wrote, probably while he was getting high, like the pure nonsense in "Supersonic" and "Shakermaker".
And apart from the nonsense, there's some pretty philosophical things in the album, such as the lyrics to "Live Forever". "Columbia" on the knebworth live album is messy and chaotic, while the studio version is bit lame with distortion incomparable to the live. "Bring It On Down" is a hidden gem. "Digsy's Dinner" makes me want to eat lasagne, while "rock'n'roll star" is a solid hit while also functioning as the opening song.
it all proves that Noel is half a genius at music, although not as good as Dylan or Lennon. But he can only enter his complete form with Liam at his side, singing the songs he wrote. "Definitely Maybe" is definitely maybe one of the best debut albums of all time.
also, i'm going to manchester this winter and buy the man city & noel collab kit and maybe get tickets of them versus chelsea (at home). perhaps
the next album i'll rate is "parklife" cuz damon is chelsea fan.
congrats me =)
5/5
5
Dec 11 2024
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(What's The Story) Morning Glory
Oasis
wait... what? MORNING GLORY? TWO OASIS ALBUM IN A ROW? THAT'S SOME TRUE BIBLICAL MOMENT!
but anyway, today is gonna be the day that i rate my second oasis album on the list.
there's no need for me to say too much about this album. it's biblical. I love it so much that I even went to Berwick Street myself and took photos in the location of the album cover last year, when I was travelling in UK. maybe I'm going to do it again this winter.
Liam's voice is at somehow a peak. "Hello" is a good opening. "Roll With It" is full of attitude. "Don't Look Back in Anger" remains classic. "Hey Now" is top nonsense. "Some Might Say" has a philosophical lyric. "Champagne Supernova" is epic. "She's Electric" probably stole from "While My Guitar Gently Weeps", but it's ok. "Cast No Shadow" is interesting storytelling. "Morning Glory" was featured at the beginning of "Acquiesce", which is my favourite Oasis track.
so is there something missing out, apart from "Bonehead's bank holiday"?
yeah.
(took out guitar) (put capo on the second fret)
Anyway... Here's Wonderwall.
5/5
5
Dec 12 2024
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Hypocrisy Is The Greatest Luxury
The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
i hate political stuff
1/5
1
Dec 13 2024
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Music From Big Pink
The Band
ok, i understand. this is good, this is a classic.
but it's just too... "American". somehow it is R&B-ish and never-ending, like an orgasm that never came.
3/5
3
Dec 14 2024
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Axis: Bold As Love
Jimi Hendrix
"Little Wing" is what you calls an eternal classic. a beautiful love song penned by the best guitarist in the whole rock history. the only problem of the song is it's too short. some of the songs are that boring type of blues rock, only become better because of jimi's guitar playing. but it randomly slaps hard.
3.5/5
4
Dec 15 2024
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Shaft
Isaac Hayes
more boring soul music. i dont want to listen to it anymore.
3
Dec 16 2024
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Brothers In Arms
Dire Straits
oh, dear old mark knopfler. some pretty damned "rockers" seems to run around popular band's fandoms (like coldplay) making chaos using "money for nothing" as a boring phrase to ridicule their commercialisation, but that's horrible and non-respectable. and its all because they are famous and rich, and those guys tries to prove that they have awesome music taste by rejecting popular and mainstream stuff. all a bunch of shit.
also, the album sounds ok. "money for nothing" actually sounds good and has a awesome riff, but mark didnt write a clear melody line, making it bit boring.
3/5
3
Dec 17 2024
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Siamese Dream
The Smashing Pumpkins
wow this hits hard and catches my attention from the start
3.5/5
4
Dec 18 2024
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Red Dirt Girl
Emmylou Harris
i hate country music from the start
2/5
2
Dec 19 2024
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Spy Vs. Spy: The Music Of Ornette Coleman
John Zorn
uh-oh. the once lowest ranked album on this list. and it is free jazz. instead of listening to this, i'd rather give throbbing gristle or the birthday party a 4 or 5 than listen to this shit, because these two sounds pretty good when compared with this shit.
1/5
1
Dec 20 2024
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A Hard Day's Night
Beatles
"We piss all over the Beatles"-- Liam Gallagher, 2024
so after liverpool beat man city at the beginning of december, i began erasing the evidence of me being a beatles fan that i was in middle school and tried to focus on good old big O.
but, i had to admit that any beatles album just brings me loads of good memories of me in that period of life.
there's a snapshot of me when i decided to talk about them in the chinese class's pre-class sharing, and the teacher made all my classmates share a topic that we are interested in turn. (well, about the chinese class... i think that i should mention that i am east asian. I mentioned that in an earlier review, but now it's edited out.)
i end up with a serious overtime, stretching the 5 minute sharing limit to a 8 minute piece about their whole history, from john and paul's meeting to the death of George. also, "Now and Then"wasn't released back then.
and there i was, listening to "and i love her", sitting outside a shopping centre at 8 in the morning in England, summer 2023.
another one is me watching many video of Paul's live concerts on the way to liverpool, all from the recent times, starting with either "can't buy me love" or that hell of a chord in "a hard day's night".
those silly love songs are not the beatles' most musically complete works, but they're good soundtracks for a teen going through the ups and downs in her life.
only half a year has passed since i finished middle school, and i miss those days.
3/5 for the music itself, but 4/5 for the memories it bring.
4
Dec 21 2024
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Hybrid Theory
Linkin Park
meteora is my life album from the second half of my 8th grade to now, because everything on it are somehow all self-doubt teen angst anthem.
hybrid theory is similar. i like the whole album a fucking lot, especially "in the end", because it's just so suitable for high schoolers.
sorry, boomers.
i'd like to give it a 4 instead of a fucking 1.
4/5
4
Dec 22 2024
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John Barleycorn Must Die
Traffic
damn, it's folk. and the first track is instrumental.
maybe i'll give them a 1, because they are from birmingham, and my home team is playing against aston villa today
but anyway a 2/5
2
Dec 23 2024
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The Slim Shady LP
Eminem
i don't like rap but eminem is just pure awesome
3/5
3
Dec 24 2024
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The Yes Album
Yes
no
2/5
2
Dec 25 2024
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1977
Ash
song is proper 90s british rock but the melody is a bit weird
purest teen energy at it's finest
i like those stuff even when it's not made by oasis or blur or pop punk era green day
3.5/5
3
Dec 26 2024
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A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector
Various Artists
MERRY CHRISTMAS, everybody!
Although Phil is a terrible man, i appreciate his effort on putting the wall of sound on christmas music, and makes it richer than before. It's better than other albums he produced, like "let it be" or "death of a lady's man", but less good than "imagine".
actually, christmas music is as cheesy as ever. We should play non-christmas music on christmas, like the soundtrack of "love actually".
3/5
3
Dec 27 2024
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Face to Face
The Kinks
the kinks are all right
3/5
3
Dec 28 2024
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Blur
Blur
woo hoo
4/5
4
Dec 29 2024
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Live At The Regal
B.B. King
so when i thought about blues, the stuffs that automatically came to my brain is:
"Yer Blues" by the beatles, a sort of parody on the genre.
The Birthday Party, my new favourite band which, in theory, is a post punk band that is influenced by blues and noise rock.
and there are all the memes. And early rolling stones. and late rolling stones. and me playing "gimme shelter" over and over on spotify.
and this album... it did makes me very blue. but i'm always blue, actually. it's... emotional. and it's good to go blue before a manchester city match. although they are playing against leicester city who is also blue, by the way.
oops... i was thinking about some other things.
3/5
3
Dec 30 2024
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The Who Sell Out
The Who
so keith -- my imaginary friend who's a big who fan-- decided to write this
review for me after this imaginary struggle with him over who should write this:
"OK! Now we're getting somewhere. I read the global reviews and hey, why are everybody complaining about the jingles? they ARE cliché, but that's what they are meant for! they are doing a parody of a radio station, and who doesn't know about the lengthy commercials and cheesy jingles happening in between songs during a radio broadcast? You really lack a sense of humor! It's a very good album, and it deserves some love, OK?"
"But it amuses me when people, hating the jingles or not, praised "i can see for miles". It deserves it."
Keith gives it a 5, and i give it a 4. on average, it's a rounded up 5.
5/5
5
Dec 31 2024
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Live At Leeds
The Who
ok, Keith, here we go again.
"It's funny, isn't it? Two peak who albums back-to-back. Heard that 'Tommy' is here too, but never mind about that. the thing about it, is, that it captures the Who's high energy live so fucking perfectly. I... I just can't say how much I admire this. That's the beauty of live albums, isn't it? with al those improvisations, solos and applauses, it makes you feels like that you are there, although you aren't there.
OK, hipsters, motown lovers, and indie dogs who give this album something less than a 3, i understand your point. But I just simply wonders,“why don't you all f-f-f-fade away”, as I shall give this album,
another five!
(This time, me and Keith had an agreement on the rating.)
5/5
5
Jan 01 2025
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Music For The Jilted Generation
The Prodigy
it's good in a nightclub when you can't feel the time passing, the flashing lights and effects make you have this instinct to dance, but listening to it at home is not the best choice
4/5
4
Jan 02 2025
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Broken English
Marianne Faithfull
it's ok
3/5
3
Jan 03 2025
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Rock Bottom
Robert Wyatt
2 minutes in and it already feels like forever
some wanker even compares it with kid a
but this shit really makes me suck a lemon
1/5
1
Jan 04 2025
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The Band
The Band
horrible american stuff
1/5
1
Jan 05 2025
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This Nation’s Saving Grace
The Fall
So It’s post punk. I’m pretty into post punk these days. It's tasty, but sometimes pretty repetitive.
3/5
3
Jan 06 2025
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Arthur (Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire)
The Kinks
this is my kink
it makes me proud as an English citizen, and then the album ends and i remembered that I'm NOT BRITISH at all.
i missed the days that I spend in the UK.
4/5
4
Jan 07 2025
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The World is a Ghetto
War
i still hates soul.
no war, please.
i'd rather give peace a chance.
3/5
3
Jan 08 2025
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White Ladder
David Gray
it's just ok
2/5
2
Jan 09 2025
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Infected
The The
people tends to hate on post punk, but why? idk.
anyway, this is... ok. not so stereotypical post punk, but instead leaning a bit into new wave. not as influential as joy division.
and who the fuck names their band "the The"? i thought that "the Band" is a terrible band name.
3/5
3
Jan 10 2025
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Dummy
Portishead
moody music for walking in the rain.
although Portishead also has "head" in their name, they're not as good as Radiohead.
4/5
4
Jan 11 2025
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Rock 'N Soul
Solomon Burke
anything not pure rock that is released from the 60s (except for sinatra) automatically gets an 3 from me
and soul is boring, so there's a penalty
so it's a 2
2
Jan 12 2025
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Music for the Masses
Depeche Mode
new wave is more boring than post punk
3/5
3
Jan 13 2025
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Ill Communication
Beastie Boys
2
Jan 14 2025
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Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
OutKast
why there's 2 rap albums in a row?
3/5
3
Jan 15 2025
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Time Out
The Dave Brubeck Quartet
the morning bell rang, signaling a new album from the site. a certain person took 15 steps to sit in front of the computer, opened it, saw this album, and because of their disinterest in jazz, thought about how they can tolerate it. But maybe it is not a mission impossible if they take five minute's break from the shitty stuff...
So that is not just someone's, or maybe mine, normal daily routine. Because of the existence of "Take Five", songs in 5/4 time are randomly added into the routine.
back to the album itself. it is one of a kind of a polyrhythmic feast, with me struggling to count the way through the odd meters of the track. "Blue Rondo a la Turk" starts with excited piano vamps and sounds weird while still maintaining a sense of order, changing time signatures every now and then. "Strange Meadow Lark" is just stereotypical jazz, while "Take Five", the ultimate hit on the album, sounds as classy as ever, making "15 steps" the second best 5/4 song imo.
in conclusion, if you like head-hurting stuff but think that maths rock or midwest emo is too noisy, you can come and listen to this.
5/5
5
Jan 16 2025
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Be
Common
i have a bias toward rap albums, but this one is pretty good. maybe the reason for this is the presence of ye as the producer and the co-writer, who is still half a genius at then, before becoming that wanker that he now is.
even though i was a fan of taylor when i was in middle school, i still miss the old kanye.
4/5
4
Jan 17 2025
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Five Leaves Left
Nick Drake
Firstly, nick drake is not a fusion between nick cave and drake, since the former is down under's own evergreen alternative rock icon, the latter is the most iconic (and the most memed) rapper from the great white north, and nick drake is a british folk singer who died young.
secondly, nick cave said that he enjoys nick drake's songs, saying that "Whenever I have heard Nick Drake’s music over the years I have enjoyed it" (Cave, 2021). so i might enjoy it too, i thought.
Finally, this album is, once again, something that I considered as weird. but it also has this conforming quality that seems to embrace me in its weirdness.
p.s. but there IS a meme on the internet, fusing the "hotline bling" meme with the lyrics in one of nick cave's songs, in case you want to know.
5/5
works cited:
Cave, N.
(2021, July)
"Nick Cave - The Red Hand Files - Issue #159"
The Red Hand Files.
https://www.theredhandfiles.com/relation-between-you-nick-drake/
5
Jan 18 2025
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Mothership Connection
Parliament
it's a fucked up album -- No, I mean, "Funked up". terrible pun, i know.
the fact that my winter holiday has just started makes this album more enjoyable. because everybody has this experience of being too relaxed after the school year finishes. And I was just super relaxed, bobbing my head with the strong beat, it feels somehow like a drug.
what an awesome rhythm section. what an energetic vocalist George Clinton is. And that whole damn awesome guitar and horns.
I haven't had any type of funk music related experience that can match this since I danced to "Uptown Funk" in the school KTV night.
It makes me become the chill guy.
4/5
4
Jan 19 2025
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Slipknot
Slipknot
2
Jan 20 2025
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The Slider
T. Rex
i am thinking about buying cigarettes and alcohol to accompany my listening.
but i am a minor and they don't sell anything related here.
anyway it's nice.
4/5
4
Jan 21 2025
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C'est Chic
CHIC
im getting pretty lucky with this run of albums (excluding slipknot).
4/5
3
Jan 22 2025
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Remain In Light
Talking Heads
hell yeah this is fucking cool. i just... how the fuck did they manage to make such a cool album?
5/5
(some other things about the talking heads: i was in the costume department of the school play, and the drama teacher/director asked us to design a set of costume that both looks cool and convinent for the actor to dance in. And i just thought of david bryne's big suit and made a parody of it. although it is just a not-so-oversized suit while still exaggrating the body outline. although the idea is ultimately rejected by both the actor and the director.)
5
Jan 23 2025
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Music From The Penguin Cafe
Penguin Cafe Orchestra
fun animal crossing music
4/5
4
Jan 24 2025
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Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers
“I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.’” --Nick Cave
I hate California a lot and I hate it more after listening to RHCP, but Flea is an amazing bassist and some songs are catchy
3/5
3
Jan 25 2025
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The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan
you can infer the reason that I won't go and watch "A Complete Unknown" although I am a Timothée Chalamet stan from this album.
because I am afraid that he would perform the song in a too faithful-to-the-oringinal way.
in a sentence, i know he's good but just meh.
to quote a popular review:
[strums guitar gently, starts singing]
“How many Bob Dylan albums must a man endure, before he’s free of this god forsaken list?
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.”
[abruptly stops strumming]
…wait, no it’s not.
Seven.
The answer, my friend, is seven.
3/5
3
Jan 26 2025
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Head Hunters
Herbie Hancock
4 jazz funk greats.
4/5
4
Jan 27 2025
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Bone Machine
Tom Waits
Tom sings like an early Leonard Cohen while tries to fuse Indonesian gamelan into his music half the time. the other half is torturing ballad with hoarse singing.
2/5
Update (on 4/11/2025):
Now I am on RYM.
And during my time on the site, other users has long suggested me to re-evaluate my rating for "Bone Machine". So here i am.
cling-clang. cling-clang. "Earth Died Screaming" started the album with a series of woody percussion and horror imagery: stars falling, hellfire, chaos everywhere, the craziness of the apocalypse expressed through equally crazy accompaniment. A surrealism of death.
Than out of the blue, the soft piano and horns of "Dirt in the Ground" sets the stage in a post-apocalypse world after the last track, while Tom sang this most charming dirge for the dreams, the men, the bible stories, everything once existent on the earth.
and by the lyrics and the arrangements, these two beginning tracks singlehandedly established the album as the most unconventional death and loss themed concept album. One finer than The Black Parade and can compete head to head with what else than Murder Ballads.
The death count on the album may not be the most impressive one in all death albums (well, of course. Compare Murder Ballads with a death count of 64 people, one dog and a uncountable number of guys living in a slum) but the musicality peaked here, along with the other albums mentioned before.
And hey! somehow there's a murder ballad presented in this album too: "Murder In The Red Barn", a half deadpan half simplistic song detailing the aftermath of the murder is chilly even the listener have no sense of what is going on in the lyrics. Surely the creepy arrangement shows Tom being experimental and weird, but the songwriting also shows how good a writer he is.
And as people may agree, Tom always has two sides: the experimental side and his singer-songwriter side. This album took the two and juxtaposed them together with the unique and appealing soundscape:
In the experimental side, we have the ever-changing genres of the songs: the cling-clang of "Earth Died Screaming" and many other songs that are unable to generalise in a single genre, piano ballads such as "A Little Rain", "The Ocean Doesn't Want Me" with its creepy spoken word performance, old time blues such as "Jesus Gonna Be Here", and even punk-sounding stuff. Example: "Goin' Out West". But rule number one: don't talk about this song.
While for the songwriter side, we get touching ballads such as "Who Are You" telling about lifes with a mercurial lover, "A Little Rain", detailing stories of all the lonely people, nearly resembles piano ballads by his fellow singer-songwriters, like Nick Cave on "The Boatman's Call".
Right before the end of the album, there's "I Don't Wanna Grow Up". But while listening to the song i was just in my room, using my time that i should use to write my AP art history essay practise to listen to this album and re-evaluate it, thinking about how my other 10th grade classmate are all doing mock exams but i am here writing a fucking review and wishing that i was still a child. Isn't that IRONIC?
But that's life.
We are all growing up, becoming boring adults, decaying as an inreversible process of life, and finally becoming dirts in the ground.
That, is what "Bone Machine" was made to do:
give us some advice, make us see something in life and then just leave, and carry on, as Tom and Keith Richards sang in the last track, "That Feel":
"And there's one thing you can't lose, and it's that feel".
5
Jan 28 2025
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War
U2
sometimes you need to stop hating on pop rock bands, especially when you are listening to something that they created before they became pop.
I usually hates protest songs, but the songs are just beautifully written by bono and the edge, so i think that the reason that people hates pop rock bands is just because their songs are more accessible. so they become popular. (see: Chris Martin.)
i shall give it a five, because i am a melody-first and vocal-first listener.
5
Jan 29 2025
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Morrison Hotel
The Doors
heard the location of this album cover was on fire before.
now that is some literal “light my fire”.
and the album makes me on fire. dad knows it, mom knows it, my imaginary friend knows it, everybody knows it...
i just love blues rock.
4/5
4
Jan 30 2025
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Venus Luxure No. 1 Baby
Girls Against Boys
3/5
3
Jan 31 2025
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Blue Lines
Massive Attack
well, i can dance to this but its still mid
3/5
3
Feb 01 2025
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Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Wu-Tang Clan
american kung fu
4/5
4
Feb 02 2025
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What's Going On
Marvin Gaye
so this is the new No.1 in the 2020 version of the 500 greatest album of all time? Funny.
The only reason that I can see that made the critics put this, instead of “Sgt.Peppers” on top, is that it is an album of PROTEST SONGS.
AND I HATE PROTEST SONGS.
so I shall protest against protest songs by giving it a 1.
1
Feb 03 2025
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It's Too Late to Stop Now
Van Morrison
3
Feb 04 2025
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Crosby, Stills & Nash
Crosby, Stills & Nash
3
Feb 05 2025
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Bat Out Of Hell
Meat Loaf
the bats are released and it did hurt. come on, there are one hundred of them fluttering in my brain at the same time when i'm listening to the album.
what a great rock opera. but come on, you are telling me that the songwriter who works on this album also wrote "total eclipse of the heart"? that's some wild news.
5/5
5
Feb 06 2025
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Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Aphex Twin
peak RYMcore. i thought that I'd hate the stuffs that all self-pretentious people love.
but i dont hate it. it is just... mid. good for studying background music.
4/5
4
Feb 07 2025
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Marquee Moon
Television
ok, i know, this is a classic.
AND INDEED, IT IS AWESOME!
5/5
5
Feb 08 2025
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Dirt
Alice In Chains
pretty solid. the type of grunge that sounds different to what Nirvana does sounds great.
4/5
4
Feb 09 2025
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(Pronounced 'Leh-'Nérd 'Skin-'Nérd)
Lynyrd Skynyrd
("Free Bird" intensifies)
3/5
3
Feb 10 2025
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Private Dancer
Tina Turner
meh
2/5
2
Feb 11 2025
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Doolittle
Pixies
4
Feb 12 2025
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In Utero
Nirvana
i'm not gonna be the guy that sighs eternally because of leonard cohen.
because who the fuck cares about the guys that kurt sings about? music is everything that we should care.
5/5
5
Feb 13 2025
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Tres Hombres
ZZ Top
2
Feb 14 2025
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Vol. 4
Black Sabbath
i am always paranoid but this is not "Paranoid" at all.
3/5
3
Feb 15 2025
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The Bends
Radiohead
not as good as what came next but the cover is what i look like during the runtime of the album.
5/5
5
Feb 16 2025
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Colour By Numbers
Culture Club
androgynous synthpop
an improvement for the gay rights advocates and stuff but i just don't get it (although i am one gay rights advocate myself)
2/5
2
Feb 17 2025
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Duck Stab/Buster & Glen
The Residents
ohhhhhhhhhh.
another of the lowest rated.
and fuck it. i didn't take any lsd but it's just a trip gone bad...
it's pure terror with all that distorted and out of tune singing with unsettling noises. literal horror game soundtrack.
that bunch of germans screaming and banging on metal is even better. what's their band name again, Ein-stür-zen-de Neu-bau-ten?
(Well i am just pretending. i know EN since blixa collabrated with nick cave. but never listened to anything.)
1/5
1
Feb 18 2025
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Elephant
The White Stripes
the "seven nation army" album
the majority of the arrangements on this album ties closely with the white stripe's stripped down aesthetics somehow.
and i think because i like arctic monkeys, franz ferdinand and this album, one of my most favourite genre is garage rock revival from now on.
5/5
5
Feb 19 2025
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The Man Who
Travis
the first song makes me lol cause there's a wonderwall reference, but today isn't gonna be the day that i feel something in this album.
and they even got nigel godrich for the production. ok, so now that's some radiohead like stuff going on.
maybe there's gonna be some people who like it, but after all, i'd like go back to wonderwall and the bends. old britpop is the best britpop.
3/5
3
Feb 20 2025
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One Nation Under A Groove
Funkadelic
My inner voice during my trignometry class: Getting bored by all those changes of the sin waves? your life is truly fucked up. So what will happen if you change the "fuck" to "funk"?
Me: it will still be as fucked up as it was.
3.5/5
3
Feb 21 2025
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Blood, Sweat & Tears
Blood, Sweat & Tears
why is "Gymnopédies" here? why it's pretty normal jazz rock afterwards? and why it switches to psychedelic rock after that? why did THIS win AOTY in the grammy in 1970 instead of "Abbey Road"?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
2/5
2
Feb 22 2025
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Hotel California
Eagles
just listen to the title track and you are done with this album.
1/5
1
Feb 23 2025
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All Mod Cons
The Jam
1. i know paul weller from his association with oasis.
2. i know the Jam because of "Going Underground" being featured on the London olympics opening ceremony.
3. and i think it's good although i wont put this on repeat!
4/5
4
Feb 24 2025
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Unhalfbricking
Fairport Convention
awwwww folk rock.
i would like to listen to like folk punk more than ever, rather than listening to these.
that french bob dylan cover with the shit like violin and accordion makes my life more terrible.
1/5
1
Feb 25 2025
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At Newport 1960
Muddy Waters
sorry but blues rock is bit better
2/5
2
Feb 26 2025
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Hail To the Thief
Radiohead
YESSSSSS ANOTHER RADIOHEAD.
it is the weakest radiohead album after pablo honey tbh.
but 2+2=5 and a wolf at the door are pure gold.
(2+2-1.5)/5
aka 3.5/5
4
Feb 27 2025
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Abattoir Blues / The Lyre of Orpheus
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
so. i opened the website. i submitted my last rating. and out of nowhere, i had this feeling that there's gonna be some boring things coming up.
AND HERE COMES MY NEWEST FAVOURITE SONGWRITER!
(squeals excitedly, disturbing my classmate's peace while can't control my limbs well because of the cup of coffee that i drank)
so. this album is important. it is considered one of Cave's best work and is also the first album from Nick and the seeds after long time contributor Blixa Bargeld quitted the band to focus full-time on their own band. and the name of Blixa's band?
Einstürzende Neubauten.
yes, THE Einstürzende Neubauten. the band that has the lowest rating on this fucking website.
but anyway. so first, let's take a look at the album closer, "O Children". Nick's second famous song because of its usage in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. And fun fact! i bought a pack of butterbeer flavoured snacks (which is a certified tie-in with the franchise) this morning!
the snack is mid.
BUT THE TRACK IS PERFECT.
with the fleeting and spiritual arrangements, and the gospel-like vocals. the lyrics with all these bittersweet moments of life and death, and we rejoice with tears while the song fades out.
well, now to the first disc of the double album, "Abattoir Blues".
Don't tell me you can't feel an immediate adrenaline rush from "Get Ready For Love". YEAH! A STRAIGHT PUNCH IN YOUR FACE!
"Cannibal's Hymn", build upon a repeated bass riff, is a departing from the straight punch the first song offers us, with a rather tender form of songwriting and the song running in a waltz-like 3/4 time beat. "Hiding All Away" returned to the energetic state using dirty blues rock/post punk and uplifting backing vocals, while "Messiah Ward" mitigated the atmosphere again with Cave's songwriting sensibility. (fuck it i begin to talk nonsense again.)
BUT ANYWAY! LET ME PRESENT TO YOU! THE ONLY OTHER BOLDED SONG ON THIS ALBUM'S RYM PAGE! THE ANTHEM OF SEEKING INSPIRATION! THE PRAYER TO THE MUSES! MY ALL-TIME FAVOURITE NICK CAVE SONG, IF NOT COUNTING "THE MERCY SEAT" IN!
"There She Goes, my Beautiful World"!
i literally get my social media username from the opening lyrics of the song ;)
well, just take a listen... and look at how fucking motivated this hell of a songs is. i can't tell you how much i like this song and all its references to famous writers (although Johnny Thunders didn't write "Chinese Rocks", the songwriter is Dee Dee Ramone). it helped me while i was encountering writer's block. many times. i just put it on and typed furiously.
"Nature Boy" is a near pop rock love song praising beauty which, being a constant theme on the album, was written in many, beautiful, ways. It is also pretty in sync with the flower on the album cover imo. "Abattoir Blues" is not blues but art rock, and released a scent of apocolypes and death with misantropic lyrics and the arrangement that paints doom right into the song. "Let the Bells Ring", based on a tinkering guitar riff and sounds religious in all the way, is both melancholic and uplifting.
"Fable of the Brown Ape", the closer of the first half, literally sounds like bipolar disorder somehow. and it is weird. VERY WEIRD.
So, "The Lyre of Orpheus". both the disc and the song. It brings a literal twist to the story of Orpheus and Eurydice with his signature dark storytelling. Nobody looked back this time, but both orpheus and eurydice are still dead in the end.
and here's "Breathless". Nick tries folk rock. Tommy and Grace married over the song. and "NO FOOKING FIGHTING". "Babe, You Turn Me On" is a folkish song too, but it is not featured in Peaky Blinders. And for "Easy Money", i think it is similar with Pink Floyd's "Money". but i don't know why. "Supernaturally" is a hidden killer track and sounds like something that should appeared on the first disc. "Spell" is mid, while "Carry Me" retained the gospel-like arrangement find in the first disc that Nick would come back to 20 years later in "Wild God".
and as we listen to "O Children" one more time, i just want to ask every one that gives a low grade in this might be biased way,
HOW DARE YOU NOT LOVE NICK CAVE?
5/5
5
Feb 28 2025
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Raising Hell
Run-D.M.C.
ok. number 100. 100 down, 1000 to go. a round of applause.
so, "Raising Hell" by Run-D.M.C.
i like the beat, i like the flow, i like the sampling, i like the version of "Walk This Way" on the album, and i can admit and 100% admit that it is a non-deniable influential hip-hop album.
i hates modern rap but the 80s is just pure excitement.
the only problem is that i am not wearing my adidas sneakers while listening to this at school. i am wearing a pair of cheaply made sneakers instead.
4/5
4
Mar 01 2025
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Abbey Road
Beatles
NUMBER 101!
IT'S THE BEATLES, MOTHERFUCKER!
i am literally crying when i saw the cover i even went to THE zebra crossing to recreate it the first time i went to the UK.
so, the beatles literally means extremely much to me...
and i love the most of the album i just dont know how to say how i love this album i want to techniclly break it down and build it back and analyse how awesome it is but it's literally hell mode for me so i will just say it over and over:
this IS my second favourite beatles album besides the white covered one.
imma going to silver hammer everyone that hates this album somehow.
5/5
5
Mar 02 2025
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Aladdin Sane
David Bowie
WOOOOOOOW this is a good run of albums.
but it dont goes too hard for me so 4/5. there is a reason for why he went to Berlin, isn't it?
4
Mar 03 2025
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Scissor Sisters
Scissor Sisters
erm so this album is too gay even for a pansexual person.
and the cover of my favourite pink floyd song makes me uncomfortable. and i wasn't numb during the runtime. i was painful.
but hey, at least it is danceable.
3/5
3
Mar 04 2025
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Fragile
Yes
no, except for "Roundabout".
2/5
2
Mar 05 2025
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Truth
Jeff Beck
1. jeff beck is such a good player.
2. yeah, "Morning Dew". Nick Cave said on Desert island Discs that he likes the original version. wait... einstürzende neubauten also sang it too. no wonder nick likes the song, because he is still thinking about his good old days with Blixa.
3. the vocal sounds good. oh, rod stewart sang it.
4. YOU MEAN THAT THE RONNIE WOOD WHO PLAYED WITH THE STONES IS THE BASS PLAYER HERE?
5.but i am not too interested in blues rock.
so in conclusion, a 4.
4/5
4
Mar 06 2025
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Damaged
Black Flag
Suede's "This is Hardcore" is on this list. but it's britpop and it's not hardcore.
and THIS, my friend, is TRUE HARDCORE.
3/5
3
Mar 07 2025
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Beauty And The Beat
The Go-Go's
cheerful 80s new wave, but sang by a girl group.
make me think of the bad old 60s.
but becuse it's new wave and it sound great to a certain degree, 4/5.
4
Mar 08 2025
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The White Album
Beatles
One of my besties asked me what Beatles album do I like, then bought this album as my 14th birthday’s gift. And I’m soon going to be 16. memories.
And man what can I say this is the best album that the beatles created in their whole career.
5/5
5
Mar 09 2025
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A Seat at the Table
Solange
i was having a SAT test today in Hong Kong.
and after the test i went out to by records for the rest of the day.
and i finally can listen it before bedtime.
so i can say, soul is the ultimate go-to hypnotize genre.
and her sister is better.
Thank you, Beyoncé.
1/5.
1
Mar 10 2025
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Electric Music For The Mind And Body
Country Joe & The Fish
Sorry but I don’t do drugs so the album is mid for me.
3.5/5
3
Mar 11 2025
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Ready To Die
The Notorious B.I.G.
4/5
4
Mar 12 2025
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When I Was Born For The 7th Time
Cornershop
that accordion at the beginning of the first track sounds cheesy and disgusting. or maybe it's a harmonium. but wtf cares.
and i always don't like indian sounding thing except for the beatles' works.
well... it seems that they actually covered Norwegian Wood. And it's a faithful rendition, apart from the fact that they sang it in Hindi.
it sucks.
1/5
1
Mar 13 2025
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Beautiful Freak
Eels
dude the cover...
and the music is just a bit better than the cover, actually.
2.5/5
2
Mar 14 2025
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GI
Germs
awww somehow i wish that i get Junkyard today. the band is literally called The Birthday Party and today is my birthday.
and under the training of Nick, Rowland and everyone else, this album is pretty ok for me.
but every song sounds the same.
3/5
3
Mar 15 2025
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Born To Run
Bruce Springsteen
I was a asian anglophile before but after finishing this album i am now a believer of the AMERICAN DREAM.
MAGA!
4/5
4
Mar 16 2025
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461 Ocean Boulevard
Eric Clapton
after reading all the reviews, there's only one thing that i can say:
ew.
Come on guys, why won’t you understand that every people has flaws? Please seperate the artist and their works first before you write your fucking reviews.
but i dont think that we should seperate the two here. both are trash. y'know what they say? members of a great band always flop after going solo.
for some better and more emotional white-man-doing-blues-influenced-music, see: "Henry's Dream" by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. and it even have a lower score on this site. sorry 1001 album generator, but i just literally believe that you, to some extent, represents the public's music taste.
1/5
1
Mar 17 2025
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Either Or
Elliott Smith
OHHHHHHH oomf LOVES this album.
she is that type of person who loves elliott, lana, leonard and all those depressive stuff.
and now i know why she would call his music "the best soundtrack for self-loathing".
4/5.
4
Mar 18 2025
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Tommy
The Who
"you've phoned me so we can listen to and comment on 'Tommy' together but MY CD PLAYER IS FUCKING BROKEN." Keith shouted from the other side of the phone.
(for the back story of Keith, please see my review for other albums by The Who.)
"You better move it to somewhere else. i've done that once and it functions as usual."
"well... OK."
it finally works, "And-- Here we fucking go!!"
"the overture is so fucking long." i muttered.
Keith responded with unsatisfaction: "Just pretend that you are listening to the soundtrack for a musical. then it won't feel that long."
"erm, Keith? can you come to my home so we can watch the movie version? it's better with a bunch of stars singing it."
"You need to accept the original version, cause it's the original version."
"You literally said nothing useful!"
"Seems the classic motif is coming up. the 'See me, feel me' part always send shivers down my spine when I was watching the movie. and similarly, in their concert videos."
"Well, who the fuck doesn't get shivers because of Pete's songwriting?"
"can I say that for 'The Acid Queen', Tina Turner's version is better?"
"well, i have to admit that her voice is more powerful and suitable for the song. And the arrangement is better!"
"Dude why the Underture is ten minutes long?"
"it's meant to be like that. i can't do anything with it. i actually skipped that track on first listen. And sometime I still do that too. and well? the CD player still works but the remote is broken. I guess that we should spend the 10 minutes wisely."
"It's finally building up. and, three minutes to go."
"it's always building up and then going down. like the tide."
"can we listen to 'Love, Reign O'er Me' in the last 3 minutes?"
"well, it's only 3 minutes. You can tolerate it, can't you."
"i... hope so."
"And maybe there's a reason why your name is Sally, as in 'So, Sally can wait'. and why do you fail to wait for a song to end?"
"oh yeah we are finally through this... two more tracks to go and it's THE song!"
(two more tracks later. Keith began to play air guitar to "Pinball Wizard".)
"YEAHHHHHHH! although i am not a who fan I absolutely LOVE the song!"
"WOOOOO HOOOOO!"
"The motif is returning and the 'listening to you' part is adding in... Tommy is ready to regain his senses. Don't you remember the part in the movie, when during 'I'm Free', Roger runs on the beach like that gamer youtuber that is pretty famous for being single for a long time?"
"Yeah, I remember that in a vlog, he was running alongside the beach shouting 'I long for freedom! I want to fall in love!'. I love his videos and he is finally married recently..."
"yeah, FINALLY."
"Wait a minute, the plot of the movie is THAT different from the album? and 'i'm Free' don't come in until two songs later?"
"wait a sec you dont know that? you should check out the wikipedia page for that before you listen!"
"Why I am laughing sooooo hard when 'I'm Free' begin playing?"
"cause you are just fully in the 'I long for freedom! I want to fall in love!' mode."
"Shut up."
"'Tommy's Holiday Camp' is the cheesiest minute of music that i ever heard."
"Cant disagree."
"Well, I don't like the first half of 'We're Not Gonna Take It', cause it's pretty political."
"erm... but it's still a good song, isn't it?"
"you... are pretty right."
"And it just fades out at the end? I always thought that there would be a grand finale!"
"Yeah! Post-listening reflection time!"
"Can I say that although this is an influential album for one of the first rock operas, Quadrophenia is still better?"
"of course! So, what's your score? I don't think that it deserves a 5 solely judging by musicality but i'm still giving it a 5."
"A 4. there's weak points but the whole album is still strong."
"Well... OK. A 4. So, we've agreed on each other!"
4/5
4
Mar 19 2025
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Here Come The Warm Jets
Brian Eno
i like brian as a producer and songwriter, so i am pretty eager to check out his solo works.
and well, it's ok. but not my type of thing.
3.5/5
3
Mar 20 2025
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Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath
HERE COMES HEAVY METAL! \m/
well, what... can i say? here's where everything starts.
although it's still not as good as "Paranoid", i may say.
but still a 5.
5
Mar 21 2025
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Arise
Sepultura
eh? so after Black Sabbath's namesake album, here's some newer metal coming from... Brazil?
but ohhhhhhh, this is pretty decent.
although at many times, it just feels... flat.
4/5 anyway.
4
Mar 22 2025
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The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady
Charles Mingus
erm so this is some exprimental thing?
and this is supposed to be a ballet score?
well it sounds great!
maybe i should thank my ballet dancing experience from kindergarten to 3rd grade for being able to understand this shite of an album because i can somehow imagine how this should function as a dance score, and it is not as bad as it sounds after i envisions the dancing that should accompany the album.
4/5
4
Mar 23 2025
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3 + 3
The Isley Brothers
so basically it has a groove, but not much.
3/5.
3
Mar 24 2025
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Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
50 Cent
"In Da Club" is a certified hood classic but other tracks are pretty mid.
3/5.
3
Mar 25 2025
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KIWANUKA
Michael Kiwanuka
literally for the who-the-fuck-cares-how-many-time-i-have-said-it-in-a-row time:
My bias toward soul music is pretty hard to erase by now.
but anyway,
it... actually sounds pretty great! and it doesn't sound that long! and it sounds pretty rocky and groovy!
4/5
4
Mar 26 2025
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Stardust
Willie Nelson
country music: meh.
covers of pop standards: it depends on who sings it.
putting the two together:
hey it's actually ok.
3.5/5
3
Mar 27 2025
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Treasure
Cocteau Twins
the three unavoidables of life:
death, tax and dream pop albums that are highly rated on rym.
but good news! it's more poppy and goth-like than dreamy.
and the part that i hate about dream pop is how dreamy it is.
4/5
4
Mar 28 2025
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Beach Samba
Astrud Gilberto
meh
2/5
2
Mar 29 2025
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Coat Of Many Colors
Dolly Parton
my bias toward country music slowly rises and stays...
2/5
2
Mar 30 2025
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Third
Soft Machine
1/5
1
Mar 31 2025
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Reign In Blood
Slayer
\m/YEAHHHHHHHH\m/
although metallica is a little bit better =)
4/5
4
Apr 01 2025
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Frank
Amy Winehouse
3.5/5
3
Apr 02 2025
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The Real Thing
Faith No More
4/5
4
Apr 03 2025
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Phrenology
The Roots
3
Apr 04 2025
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White Light
Gene Clark
2
Apr 05 2025
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Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin
oh yeah led zep.
4/5
4
Apr 06 2025
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We're Only In It For The Money
The Mothers Of Invention
I am a Beatles fan, half a left wing but also sometimes conservative, a 60s rock enjoyer who actually tried to dress like a hippie, and this album successfully attacked all my weakness.
if i can travel back in time to see a Frank Zappa concert, i would like to be that stupid with a flare gun.
2/5
2
Apr 07 2025
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Trans Europe Express
Kraftwerk
1. German music. I love German music.
2. who cares about the English version of the album if there's the original German version always available for you?
so a track-by-track breakdown.
"Europa Endlos"("Europe Endless"): based on a four note motif, this is the ultimate "music to play while you are driving through the countryside".
"Spiegalsaal"("Hall of Mirrors"): this song is again based on repeated motifs, but creates an errie atmosphere with the arrangements.
"Schaufensterpuppen" ("Showroom Dummies"): The sound sounds as mechanical as ever, maybe its because erm... it's a criticize on commercialism. i like the deadpan delivery.
"Trans-Europa Express" ("Trans-Eurpoe Express): It's not a "music to play when you are on a train" song, although the beat resembles the clanking of the train wheels on tracks and also a military march. the vocals are processed through a vocoder while chanting the title, and also used natrually during other parts of the song. it almost feel dangerous, not as calming and lighthearted like the group's earlier work "Autobahn".
"Metall Auf Metall" (Metal on Metal) and "Abzug" continues as a refrain but adds more metallic clanking as mentioned in the title. Almost industrial-flavoured. Proto- Einstürzende Neubauten. Germans.
As the sound of the train wheezes by, we enter the final two tracks.
"Franz Schubert". a tribute to the late classical composer, and to a degree, it has that romantism tint to the music, but it's still nothing like the rest of the album.
Then in a circle, there's "Endlos Endlos" (Endless Endless), a short reprise of "Europa Endlos", as the music fades away.
So in two words: Truly Revolutionary. Even if there's pioneers in the genre like Wendy Carlos, these pioneers couldn't make this album.
5/5.
5
Apr 08 2025
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Zombie
Fela Kuti
4
Apr 09 2025
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Wild Gift
X
3/5
3
Apr 10 2025
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Dookie
Green Day
People describes "Dookie" as "Adolescence: The Album".
It did hits hard for a teenage girl.
5/5
5
Apr 11 2025
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Introducing The Hardline According To Terence Trent D'Arby
Terence Trent D'Arby
2/5
2
Apr 12 2025
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Moondance
Van Morrison
4/5
4
Apr 13 2025
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Machine Gun Etiquette
The Damned
wait a minute. the band's name is familliar to me but where is the occation that make me know about them... OH I REMEMBERED IT THE COVER MODEL OF THEIR ALBUM PHANTASMAGORIA IS SUSIE BICK!
but anyway. this is so punky. or if there's a genre called proto-hardcore, this album is the example.
but some songs are meh.
4/5.
4
Apr 14 2025
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The Cars
The Cars
4
Apr 15 2025
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Born In The U.S.A.
Bruce Springsteen
Dear 1001 Album Generator:
As an Anglophile, I object the mandatory listening of this album today due to the automatic result of your album choosing algorithm because I are, of course, an Anglophile, and I shall object America and its dominance of the world as this album is considered the official anthem for white supremacists.
wait... so the title track is about how hard American's life are?
well that makes it a little bit tolerable.
And! the most important thing is that i once saw online a video clip of my favourite singer going to Springsteen's concert and chilling out to "Glory Days". That's a positive sign considering his English influences and him being a Commonwealth citizen.
but anyway. a 4/5.
4
Apr 16 2025
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Scum
Napalm Death
today i suffer. but why???!!!
2/5
2
Apr 17 2025
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Liege And Lief
Fairport Convention
a tiny bit better than the last album i got from them but still, a
2/5
2
Apr 18 2025
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Power In Numbers
Jurassic 5
i dont wanna listen to another conscious hip hop/jazz rap album anymore i'd rather not be woke because i am unable to be sympathetic.
3/5
3
Apr 19 2025
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Grace
Jeff Buckley
yesterday: i'm depressed because of some political issues today. please don't give me any leonard cohen albums tomorrow or i'll be more depressed.
now: this is 1/10 leonard cohen. i am depressed.
but Jeff can carry every fucking song and give me an mental orgasm at the same time.
5/5.
5
Apr 20 2025
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Lazer Guided Melodies
Spiritualized
So this is it.
Ladies and Gentleman...
We are now floating in Neo-Psychedelia/Space Rock Revival Hell.
But wait a minute... this is actually not hell. although dream pop hell is in relation with here, this album is quite decent. and some song sounds quite indie as well!
4/5.
4
Apr 21 2025
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Time (The Revelator)
Gillian Welch
country music sucks.
2/5.
2
Apr 22 2025
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Automatic For The People
R.E.M.
4
Apr 23 2025
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Honky Tonk Heroes
Waylon Jennings
JUST STOP.
2/5
2
Apr 24 2025
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That's The Way Of The World
Earth, Wind & Fire
4
Apr 25 2025
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Yank Crime
Drive Like Jehu
4
Apr 26 2025
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Songs From The Big Chair
Tears For Fears
80s pop but better.
4/5.
4
Apr 27 2025
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Dirty
Sonic Youth
i wrote a very good paragraph about noise rock in general but i think its more suitable for "Daydream Nation".
and that album is better.
4/5
4
Apr 28 2025
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Step In The Arena
Gang Starr
3
Apr 29 2025
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Nevermind
Nirvana
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(sorry for that just pretend that i am quoting the lyrics for the chorus of Lithium, where kurt just goes YEAHHHHHH and bipolar'd all over the place)
Well, here we are now, so Entertain Us.
i simply remember the fact that the first riff on the album is also the first riff i ever riffed on my telecaster (0-3-5 not included cause i first learned it on acoustic guitar) and as Kurt drags his voice through the verse and shouted through the chorus of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" i cant help notice my urge to smash the tele, wasting 300 bucks or so and change it to a jazzmaster (although kurt plays a jaguar but aren't these two guitars almost the same?).
And we float through the music, Kurt's voice and lyrics, talking bout imaginary friends and bipolar disorder and disinterest in things and many guns, become a butter knife screaming my teenage angst over the flat plastic disc spinning in the cd player like butter on a toast, and nobody even know what emotion that it is going to inflict cause it inflicts every feeling only existent in teenagers and its just like this, like what its ever was, the punk power chords and the aggressive drumming and until every thing is inaudible that happens since 1991 and continues on as it ever was, influcing people decades to come and if you literally want to ask why jaguars and jazzmasters and mustangs are so fucking expensive to the degree a nirvana-loving high school student failed to buy one using her own accumulated pocket money you can just blame it on Kurt. But this is also a good thing as well since there's finally something that talks about what we want directly instead of these fucking hair metal bands making power ballads cause we are all tired to these things, isnt it? underrepresentation is the worst thing that ever happened. and This, is somehow the non-deodorant teenage spirit.
Thanks to MTV, Thanks to Kurt, Krist and Dave, we can happily enjoy all these better music coming from 1990s.
5/5
5
Apr 30 2025
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Talking Heads 77
Talking Heads
If God don't want us to enjoy Talking Heads' music, He won't have given us mild autism. -- Modified from the words of a Radiohead fan
So two days ago i watched Stop Making Sense's imax version in a screening. And as an autistic guy who can't dance very well and don't have a large automobile and need to ride a bicycle 80% of the time, i am pretty glad. Please get off my way, first, cause i am changing into a real live wire, and, there's a possibility that the lyric of "Psycho Killer" is actually more autistic-coded than you would think.
but its still a 3.5 for me cause Remain In Light and Stop Making Sense impressed me too much and this album didn't impress me much apart from Psycho Killer, although i know debut albums are always weaker than later works.
4
May 01 2025
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The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn
Pink Floyd
got a awesome band's debut album yesterday, and today its the debut album of another awesome band. when i read all the reviews, what formed in my mind is as follows: the wall is better than this. the dark side of the moon is also better than this. wish you are here is also better than this. animals is also better than this.
but this is decent... so possibly a 3 since its a bit weak for a 4.
3/5
3
May 02 2025
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Songs The Lord Taught Us
The Cramps
so first fuck it how many effect pedals are present on this fucking album tell me the monetary value of them added up and shut up eternally for me. apart from using the guitars to reinforce the lyric's atmosphere and fusing punk rock with 50s rock'n'roll one thing that the cramps did well is to prove is a band can have no bassist and do very well and this made the existance of bassists a joke. certified halloween album. guaranteed by the review writer, half a goth who just wears black and failed to do makeup. aka horror movie enjoyer.
4/5
4
May 03 2025
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Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Beatles
when i was in middle school i loved my biology teacher to bits and its my platonic attraction to her that make me feel like i might be a lesbian although i am bisexual. One of the reason is that i live in east asia and she is one of the few people around me to have beatles related knowledge that i interacted with during my most intense periods of beatlemania, although its only about lucy in the sky with diamonds and the song's relationship to lucy the hominin skeleton.
and this brings us to Sgt.Peppers itself, a forever classic that, according to some critics and edgelords and hipsters, is "so fucking overrated" and has more cultural impact that pure musicality.
Personally i don't hate the album, and by saying that i don't hate it, it of course means that i really love it, and it also don't mean that i agree that the hipster's words about how "the music itself is shitty but because they use advanced technology the musicality can be forgiven and this is a big influence over things to come so it should be considered as their best, and that's wrong since we are hipsters and we only like unpopular things, so the music itself is shit so the album is shit" is valid and neutral. cause i actually think these comments as so fucking biased although the real best beatles album for me is, and will always be, the white album. But without a doubt, Sgt. Pepper's is indeed a cultural milestone that intervines with many various things at the time and to come, from the summer of love to how people would consider rock music as high art, to ppl calling ok computer "the sgt.pepper of radiohead", and to my brief fake love affair with my biology teacher due to the naming of the ape skeleton.
But actually people saying that the musicality is not expressed on this album unlike revolver is also very weird... George giving the Indian raga realness on Within You Without You, the circus extravaganza of being for the benefit of mr. kite, the harmony and the cheesy and optimistic atmosphere on Getting Better that really makes people feel better, and don't forget the baroque pop perfection tearjerker named "She's Leaving Home", my literally me song every time dad and mom argued with each other.
But anyway, A Day In The Life. you may just think about the fact that there just isn't anything that sounds like this before (apart from Strawberry Fields, released as a single and later included in MMT), although many songs to come has surpassed its greatness. and you will know about its greatness.
So my final verdict? Due to its actually great songwriting, the clever usage of studio techniques, the strings of hits and the culture landmark status, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band will always be a great album, a truth that hits as hard as the final piano chord of A Day In The Life.
5/5
5
May 04 2025
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Station To Station
David Bowie
So this is my second Bowie album on this list. Aladdin Sane didn’t impress me very much so i said “well, that’s why he first moved to Los Angeles and then West Berlin” in that review so indeed, here’s his LA time, coke-filled product!
The title track is, well the title track and it exceeds 10 minutes but under the influence of its funk rock-driven beat the track actually sounds short! And the whole album is also very just... Vibe-y, i am just a high school student so what can i say. Although i use to hate (and still hate the majority of) soul music but hearing him singing Word On A Wing just singlehandedly made the genre 1000% more tolerable!
So maybe drugs did make something happen and the heard fact is that even Bowie himself didn’t remember him recording this album. So... since even himself has forgetten what happened during the recording i'll just assume that it worked. but too much is too much, still. So he need to go to Berlin and enter rehab and it worked better.
5/5
5
May 05 2025
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Scott 2
Scott Walker
3
May 06 2025
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Blonde On Blonde
Bob Dylan
every artist have a breakup album and this is Bob's take on it... wait a fucking minute that's Blood On The Tracks.
although his singing still lacks technique, it sounds way, WAY better than that on "The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan", my last dylan album from the list.
The songs are decent and the arrangements as well. And oh yes, "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35" definitely make me want to get stoned.
but there's too much fucking harmonica.
so... 3.5/5 i think?
4
May 07 2025
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British Steel
Judas Priest
4/5 probably
4
May 08 2025
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Darklands
The Jesus And Mary Chain
3
May 09 2025
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Golden Hour
Kacey Musgraves
this is more indie pop and a bit better than usual country but still a
3/5
3
May 10 2025
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1984
Van Halen
When i was writing my review for Sgt.Pepper's i started with the words as followed:
"when i was in middle school i loved my biology teacher to bits and its my platonic attraction to her that make me feel like i might be a lesbian although i am either bisexual or pansexual."
And that's why this album is appealling for me apart from Eddie's instrumentals. Since it bears the song called "Hot For Teacher".
4/5
4
May 11 2025
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Transformer
Lou Reed
"Walk On The Wild Side" is one of the best gay anthems of all time.
And "Perfect Day" is one of the best songs of all time.
5/5
5
May 12 2025
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Stripped
Christina Aguilera
3
May 13 2025
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The Velvet Underground
The Velvet Underground
so you are telling me that i am going to another VU album after listening to lou reed's solo album one days later?
and anyway, candy says made me cry.
4/5
4
May 14 2025
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Africa Brasil
Jorge Ben Jor
wat? brazilian music again? this might suckx
4/5
3
May 15 2025
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Nilsson Schmilsson
Harry Nilsson
70s pop is really good pop.
4/5
4
May 16 2025
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Trout Mask Replica
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
ok guys so i don't often stream myself listening to my daily album but today's album is so significant that im streaming me listening to it.
It's Trout Mask Replica.
which is supposedly:
Piero Scaruffi's favourite album which proves his status as the shittiest music critic ever.
The only thing that divides the music nerd community apart from wether harsh noise should be considered "real music",
and the thing apart from death and tax that haunts every 1001 albums go-throughers.
don't forget to like and subscribe, and here we go.
(after playing "Frownland")
erm... so the instrumentals is just a little beat offbeat and i actually can tolerate this? a 4/5 i guess
(a long and tough journey going through many weird things and listenable things)
i think i am wrong. but i think i am right at the same time! This is basically unrateable like the time I tried out Tim Buckley's Starsailor and the first song stunned me with all its might leaving me unable to listen to the rest more normal songs like Song to the Siren, but this one has a lot more jazzy noodleing and half the time i feel like i am ascending and the other half of the time i feel like im going to hell. so basically its both a 5 and a 1 at the same time so how do i rate this?
but... ill just give it a 1 here.
1
May 17 2025
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Van Halen
Van Halen
So another van halen album generated precisely a week after I got 1984? Fine.
It’s a 4. And yes, Eruption, along with stairway to heaven and comfortably numb, MUST be in the great Rock’n’Roll songbook for their solos.
4/5
4
May 18 2025
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Want One
Rufus Wainwright
3
May 19 2025
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Faith
George Michael
getting this when its still IDAHOBIT in the west coast (although its already 5/18 in asia, where i live) is the weirdest thing that could ever happen.
3
May 20 2025
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Birth Of The Cool
Miles Davis
today is somehow very hot and although i am indoor with the air conditioning blasting overhead, i still need some very cool (in a lot of sense) stuff.
4/5
4
May 21 2025
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Low
David Bowie
the real order of bowie albums the generator gave me : aladdin sane -> station to station -> low.
probably will get heroes for my next one.
and this is really good.
although i still thinks that ziggy is better.
4/5
4
May 22 2025
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Sound of Silver
LCD Soundsystem
dance punk is always my thing
5
May 23 2025
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Come Find Yourself
Fun Lovin' Criminals
2
May 24 2025
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Abraxas
Santana
bro is never interested in latin flavoured music.
3/5
3
May 25 2025
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Talking Timbuktu
Ali Farka Touré
so boring.
also i reconciled with my ex-boyfriend so can i get an album that he loves tomorrow?
2/5
2
May 26 2025
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Play
Moby
think ppl are Playing tricks with my mind when they say this is the greatest electronic album of all time.
3.5/5
3
May 27 2025
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Innervisions
Stevie Wonder
i entered this blindly.
when i saw the top descriptor for the album on rym is "political", i took off my glasses and rubbed my eyes, and stared at the screen blankly and soon tried to make sure that i see it correctly. and i think i forget to mention that i have moderate short-sightedness.
anyway three minutes later i was vibing and all my hate toward soul music disappeared.
4/5
4
May 28 2025
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Back to Mystery City
Hanoi Rocks
3
May 29 2025
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The Poet
Bobby Womack
im so fucking mad today cause i messed up my music final exam by playing "smells like teen spirit" gradually faster and out of sync with the backing track while also played the solo all wrong.
i don't need any fucking r&b to sooth it, i'd rather like some leonard cohen cause it will make me depressed.
and this is so fucking cheesy!!!
3/5
3
May 30 2025
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Machine Head
Deep Purple
one of my (imaginary) friend that only knows "smoke on the water" listened to this album with me and shouted at the beginning of the song "it's 0-3-5 time" and smoke on the water'd all over the place.
the only problem, however, was how we are not listening to"highway star" on a highway.
4/5
4
May 31 2025
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Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden
Metal is always decent but some of the songs really feel a bit long.
3.5/5
3
Jun 01 2025
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Talk Talk Talk
The Psychedelic Furs
What ppl does are casting bias on British music. I mean there are 20+ country music album on the list and every of them sounds the same and you guys still give them 4s and 5s like that’s the best thing since loafed bread
3.5/5
3
Jun 02 2025
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Kid A
Radiohead
YEAH RADIOHEAD!
(Laughs uncontrollably) (Begin to suck an imaginary piece of dried lemon)
I’ve listened to Everything in its right place, optimistic and how to disappear completely. They are all superb songs.
The electronic flavour is beautiful. The drum is knocking my temples and kicking my brain. And the beeps and boops really turned me on and send me floating. “Motion Picture Soundtrack” is one of the most beautiful piece of music that human has ever created.
Solid 5/5
5
Jun 03 2025
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The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
David Bowie
lol so what you are trying to tell me is that every time I got assigned an Radiohead album, one of my favs of all time appears next day.(Apart from in rainbows, cause it becomes my album of all time only after I finished it.)
me being an theatre kid is somehow the best thing ever because it makes me an total enjoyer of this album with its glam rock aesthetics. And also happy pride month =)
5/5
5
Jun 04 2025
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Club Classics Vol. One
Soul II Soul
I. REALLY. HATE. CONTEMPORARY. R&B.
ESPECIALLY WHEN THE ALBUM GIVEN TO ME YESTERDAY AND THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY IS TWO OF MY ALL TIME FAVS.
1/5
1
Jun 05 2025
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Slanted And Enchanted
Pavement
i am really not this biggest fan of slacker rock. but noise rock, and indie in general are really decent genres.
the album in general has a really good sound, many songs are short and they succeeded in catching my attention. some songs are actually so unserious that they are half art.
a lower 4. and there isn't that much of songs that im willing to revisit.
4/5
4
Jun 06 2025
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My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts
Brian Eno
due to various reasons, today my life stopped making sense.
like... me forgetting to remind my parent top up my school card for lunch.
and she failed to doing it asap.
so i got to the cafeteria late.
so i just eat some cheap stuff.
and i got this.
weird.
so:
brian eno=awesome.
david byrne=awesome.
but this might not sound awesome on first listen.
it...
is the peak "how did i get here" experience.
there's on-brand eno-ish ambient.
there's the classic talking heads groove.
and there's some plunderphonics and religious chant elements.
so im not sure about the score...
but i think i like it!
4/5
4
Jun 07 2025
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The Chronic
Dr. Dre
blah blah blah misogyny misogyny misogyny. well take your fucking hands off the west coast hip hop scene and go give bikini kill 5 stars. and you are also unwilling to give them a 5 cause they sound terrible. and the only thing you know is to give these dated hip hop albums a 1. shite politics. and also i know its not the best rap album lyric or beat wise, but without this im pretty sure that west coast hip-hop won't be in its current state, we won't have "gangsta paradise", and the one really bad thing about this not existing is that kendrick would not be in his current state as well since due to g-funk influencing many of his works, and TPAB will never exist (which all you african americans and progressive white americans and asian americans and indiginous people and latina/latino/latinx/hispanic and people of every ethnicity with good musical taste love but i could never get it due to its american-ness and me being a china-born asian), and?
the beef won't happen and that's really less interesting.
*mic drop*
4/5
4
Jun 08 2025
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Pills 'n' Thrills And Bellyaches
Happy Mondays
Wow, a not…that impressive 200th album. As a britpop fan I myself is trying to be impressed.
So here's a joking prayer for the whole Madchester/Baggy scene:
O rise, you great(er) Manchester boys, reveal your rave scenes and your parkas, your drugs and your drum machines, your pills and the nightclub trills, tell me your directions while you were getting high, zooming inside unknown pleasures, but still fall at the feet of the latecomers, cause they are the arching sky, the wind, the lighting, and the resurrection.
3/5
3
Jun 09 2025
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Francis Albert Sinatra & Antonio Carlos Jobim
Frank Sinatra
Wat. So this is my 201st album. I miss when my 101st album came to me. was Abbey Road.
yeah i mean this is really boring. and i might be the biggest brazilian music hater in the most fucking world. I will only remember you for the hundreds of versions of "My Way", Frank.
2.5/5
2
Jun 10 2025
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Metallica
Metallica
\THIS IS TRUE MUSIC/
so there's finally something almost proper for my 202nd album. im not sure wether i should listening to this before taking a nap. enter sandman will probably give me a nightmare.
it's a 4.
4
Jun 11 2025
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1989
Taylor Swift
Before you come to me and says "no i won't listen to anything you say, this IS shit", please consider my age and the environment i grow up: i am 16, grew up listening to western popular music and 1989 is, for me, the pop album of all time. there's the perfectly catchy melody and sometimes bit of complex, and very 80s flashback. and everybody here hates 80s synthpop, am i right?
(it functions better when you are staying in NYC during the summer with your family members cause when "welcome to new york" hits the only thing you can do is to pray for the school year to end (i think i said before that i'm asian. and actually my finals are still a week away.) so you can take your plane ride and land in JFK ASAP.)
(and for ppl who hate Bad Blood: ok so i admit the version featuring Kendrick is indeed better, but literally i had beef and has been backstabbed by one of my moots so the original version never age for me. if you don't like it just pretend you are a 16 years old who get traumatic from a very serious beef which invloves things such as willingful devotion, mistagged misandry, overly politically conscious radfems and a bunch of moot who believed in that moot's lies and helped to spread them that began a year ago and the said 16 years old never recovered from the beef. that's why it speaks for me.)
5/5.
5
Jun 12 2025
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Good Old Boys
Randy Newman
uh, political satire...
the toy story song he wrote is 100000% better than this.
3/5
3
Jun 13 2025
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Surf's Up
The Beach Boys
bruv... i know that brian died yesterday but are you sure that its ok to give us this in memory of him? 6/12 is literally my fav's birthday and i need to be very happy. yes to keep my true identity a secret i'd like to call myself a Robyn fan. i mean, "Dancing On My Own" is such a banger. I especially like the david byrne collab version on SNL50 although ppl says that its shit asf cause they are all out of breath and other problems. its really fun.
anyway back to surf's up. it makes me anxious. maybe its because im always anxious this week due to my finals. and there's some political messages. like, who the fuck cares about ocean except ppl that are associated with the surfing subculture? i think im becoming more tense and nervous than yesterday because of the bit of disturbing nature of this. maybe its because brian died and i cant see it in a objective way.
anyway here's a 3.5.
Please, take it. Also please don't adjust the algorithm to give us Pet Sounds tomorrow, dear site mod. we dont need a wake that lasts half a week long. give us some good old beatles, ok?
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Jun 14 2025
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In A Silent Way
Miles Davis
yes, it is not the beatles.
and i strongly recommend you to listen to it while playing action games, such as dead cells. cause when i was listening to this, i used it as background music for playing dead cells, and its literally the coolest action in the world.
4.5/5
4
Jun 15 2025
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Exodus
Bob Marley & The Wailers
the best soundtrack for touching some imaginary grass and enjoying some imaginary sunshiiine while its raining outside
4/5
4
Jun 16 2025
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I’ve Got a Tiger By the Tail
Buck Owens
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
it feels that a tiger kept biting my imaginary tail from the first note to the end.
2/5
2
Jun 17 2025
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Ágætis Byrjun
Sigur Rós
pov: when your first iceland album is not bjork
It's one day before my history finals exam.
I am now in my bedroom, with all the curtains closed, staring at revise materials while the air conditioner blows at a temperature that freezes the room into ice.
Determined, I opened the album.
and I elevated.
5/5
5
Jun 18 2025
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AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted
Ice Cube
Maybe every time ppl criticise gangsta rap i should take out my review for "The Chronic". in which it goes "blah blah blah misogyny misogyny misogyny. well take your fucking hands off the west coast hip hop scene and go give bikini kill 5 stars. and you are also unwilling to give them a 5 cause they sound terrible. and the only thing you know is to give these dated hip hop albums a 1. shite politics." And let me reveal a "really fun" fact: 9 out of 10 of the most called "misogyny" albums in this website are gangsta rap albums. I mean, this list is FILLED with problematic artists. so why only hate hip hop? Anyway, you know the highest upvoted review in which dude goes "sorry but women's lives matter"? in fact this dude give "Exile In Guyville", the female reaction counterpart of "Exile on Main Street", a 3, and "Fetch The Bolt Cutters", an album about female rage, a 2. Im not saying that is inappropriate, what Im saying is about double standards. In fact I hate feminists, but only a part of them, cause some of the most radical of them ruined my men-loving life. and they still think i'm a girl and i should resonate with them? sorry you wankers, it seems like i think i was a cis female back then, but i now figured it out and is actually non-binary instead.
it's a 3.5 aka a high 3.
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Jun 19 2025
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Imperial Bedroom
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
so this list has an excess of Elvis Costello. huh... and wait a second... he plays a jazzmaster! we must cancel him cause i want to own that exact guitar ever since i first become a nirvana fan but i think it dont belong to me!
3
Jun 20 2025
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Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley
Headspace Radio Broadcasting. Thank you for tuning in. Today, the topic for all our show is: Elvis Presley.
*radio static, switching to another station*
the familiar synth jingle of the Weather Station rang from the radio.
"This is London Calling: there's a big storm happening today evening in somewhere. Beware of possible deaths that may occur during childbirth, especially if the child is a firstborn."
the station was switched again. eerie music slowly unravelled itself.
"Now reporting from Supernatural FM. Today, the debut album of Elvis has left the building... and entered my listening challenge. What do you have to say, Mr. Joe Strummer... oh, there's no answer from the afterlife? im a pretty terrible psychic."
Sound and Legacy, everybody's favourite talk show, follows a brief heavy metal riff.
"And let us reach the 3rd time where i quote a line from my "The Chronic" review: 'Shite Politics'. I mean, S-H-I-T-E P-O-L-I-T-I-C-S. DO NOT underestimate some music's cultural influence just because it whitewashed things. Without Elvis we won't be able to have the Beatles and everything else. You know, only Little Richard and Chuck Berry is not enough..."
with betting adverts, came SKY Radio Sports.
"Manchester City scores! Phil Foden, what a pretty shot! The citizens probably are singing 'Blue Moon' on the terrance now!"
it's now Legacies, where people discuss music, mainly classic rock.
"It's pretty useless to underrate the importance of a cover song just because the original have 'passion' and 'soul', as you heard in the versions of Hallelujah, Jeff did this beautifully rendition and has more emotion oozing from his voices but WHY STILL VALUE LEONARD COHEN?"
The radio switched back to the Main station.
"Admit it, its of course not as good as radiohead. So give it a 3 and end the whole headspace thing."
3/5
3
Jun 21 2025
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Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against The Machine
1. shite politics. but anyway, fuck MAGA. but anyway, shite politics.
2. good song.
4/5
4
Jun 22 2025
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Buena Vista Social Club
Buena Vista Social Club
OK, so, Ry Cooder. I've heard of him before. cause... the generator gave me Talking Timbuktu before. that album's pretty boring i suppose. why are you everywhere in the field of promoting world music? can i have some paul simon or david byrne please?
but anyway this is pretty decent.
5/5
5
Jun 23 2025
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Quiet Life
Japan
Let's just forget about that handshake with Carbon Monoxide... and forget about the season 1 final of Dark. (aka other associations that some people tend to think of when they heard the phrase "a quiet life".) first. then we can listen to this.
something i wanna say: new wave is fun. Brits are awesome. Japan is an more than decent country. And I love this album because its new wave before new wave was actually born and it sounds like what happens after new wave is born.
4/5
4
Jun 24 2025
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Maggot Brain
Funkadelic
so... i have finally finished my exams and you are telling me that i need to lsiten to a super long face-melting, mind-bending guitar solo as relief?
but anyway im always as rotten as a nest of maggots.
so i listened it in the complete dark, with a blindfold on my eyes.
and i can say that the title track is the finest ten minutes of guitar wankery i ever heard.
it deserves that 5.
4.5/5
4
Jun 25 2025
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The Stranger
Billy Joel
the storytelling is vivid, the arrangement is good, but they don't impress me that much at first. but as soon as the accordion solo in the middle of "vienna" began, the album finally validates itself as the album which represents 70s pop rock at its finest.
5/5
5
Jun 26 2025
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The Last Broadcast
Doves
CAN YOU JUST STOP HATING BRITPOP.
3.5/5
3
Jun 27 2025
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Little Earthquakes
Tori Amos
Really solid singer-songwriter album. But still not the cream of female songwriter music.
4/5
4
Jun 28 2025
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All Things Must Pass
George Harrison
My exam is doomed.
So the appropriate choice named George Harrison’s first solo album arrived here.
ant literally it saved my life and makes me feel better although many songs feel imcomplete.
5/5
5
Jun 29 2025
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Gunfighter Ballads And Trail Songs
Marty Robbins
(closeup shot of a tumbleweed)
(the reviewer holding a gun, two legs open like in a western film's duel scene with Marty Robbins standing opposite them)
Reviewer: Sorry, Mr, Robbins.
This favour of Western is not my go-to choice.
And also, i prefer other ballads, like pop ballads, rock ballads, and...
MURDER BALLADS.
(gun shot)
2/5
2
Jun 30 2025
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Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smashing Pumpkins
(deep breath)
OH YEAH!
it's "im 16 and this is deep" time!
but you know what? it somehow failed my expectation quite a bit and the best songs are those released as a single. "Bullets with Butterfly Wings" is a really good one when it comes to being the backing soundtrack of your action game run.
4/5
4
Jul 01 2025
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Raw Power
The Stooges
PoV: you are a angry but tired young non-binary that loves a 80s musician who has a special fondness toward this certain shirtless American dork and you got his album today (while also obsessing over the album’s producer)
you played the bowie mix. you got a bit angrier by the raw proto-punk music. and wait. the iggy mix is better, as they said.
you put on the iggy mix. its less sluggish, you told yourself, and now, prepare to experience the raw power.
its really... raw. anyway.
4/5
4
Jul 02 2025
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Pretenders
Pretenders
3
Jul 03 2025
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Wonderful Rainbow
Lightning Bolt
life is distracting these days.
so here comes lightning bolt with their noise rock, to distract me further again.
On this site noise rock has long been overrated, for this album as well. It gets a stunning score of 2.28.
But it really came to stun me. since the band's lineup is nothing more than a bass and a drum, and if i didnt look up the facts, i would think its a trio or something.
the singing are minimal in order to make space for the earthquake like riffs, which shook me like a log cabin in the middle of a strong wind.
this might be the coolest thing that ive ever heard.
5/5
5