1001 Albums Summary

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301
Albums Rated
2.93
Average Rating
28%
Complete
788 albums remaining

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2010s
Favorite Decade
Grunge
Favorite Genre
other
Top Origin
Critic
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26
5-Star Albums
30
1-Star Albums

Breakdown

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By Decade

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Albums

You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Third 5 2.43 +2.57
Apple Venus Volume 1 5 2.85 +2.15
Music From The Penguin Cafe 5 3.01 +1.99
Either Or 5 3.38 +1.62
2112 5 3.39 +1.61
Bat Out Of Hell 5 3.45 +1.55
Imagine 5 3.45 +1.55
Dirt 5 3.47 +1.53
Blackstar 5 3.48 +1.52
Rust Never Sleeps 5 3.53 +1.47

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
At San Quentin 1 3.8 -2.8
The Velvet Underground 1 3.53 -2.53
Fear Of Music 1 3.47 -2.47
3 Feet High and Rising 1 3.45 -2.45
Different Class 1 3.42 -2.42
Blue Lines 1 3.38 -2.38
It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back 1 3.37 -2.37
You've Come a Long Way Baby 1 3.35 -2.35
Pretenders 1 3.35 -2.35
The Chronic 1 3.33 -2.33

Artists

Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Rush 2 5
Nirvana 2 5

Least Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Pulp 2 1
Talking Heads 2 1.5
Johnny Cash 2 1.5

Controversial

ArtistRatings
The Who 5, 2
Public Enemy 3, 4, 1

5-Star Albums (26)

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1/5
I've never heard any music from this band Am familiar with the name. But this is completely blind for me. The first song's lyrics really makes me think I am going to hate this band: "a monkeys built a house on your back. You can't get anyone to come in the sack." The second song leads me to believe thwt I'm still going to hate this band: "I'm not Jesus... But we have the same initials." Song 3 continues to add to awful lyrics: "I was having a whale of a time until your uncle. Your uncle psychosis arrived" Song 4's lyrics are bad but nothing shines through as God awful. It's not just the lyrics, it's how he sings them. It's brutal. It makes me think of a man in his 40s writing like he is an angsty preteen. Annnnd we are back on to song 5: "you are hardcore. You make me hard" - it's clear this dude is wanting to make hardcore porn with whomever. He comes off as a predator: "I want it bad. I want it now. Oh can't you see I'm ready now? I've seen all the pictures. I studied them forever. I wanna make a movie, so let's star in it together, oh. Don't make a move 'til I say action" - the cover of this album is definitely about this song. It also is the title track. What a shitty song. Wow. There isn't anything good about it. The music is e en generic as Fuck. Sure it has some string instruments that arguably aren't of the norm but it's just boring. Uninspiring. It's honestly akin to a daytime soap opera. I have to add this fucking awful bridge, if you will... Remember the theme is fucking: "Oh, that goes in there. Then that goes in there. Then that goes in there. And then it's over." I'm starting to laugh at how awful this is. Moving on. Next song. Hahaha. Fuck. A song about missing someone and not being able to have sex. And a pathetic plea for someone to stay! This album surprises me. Each song gets worse and worse. How is this album on this list? I can see some people liking aspects of it. Some music is well written and interesting. But it is in no way in a tier of 1001 albums you must listen to. The next song is a song about telling someone not to be like them. Treat your woman right. I have no soul. I'm a piece of shit. He should've added "I can't write good lyrics." Because the next song is entitled 'I'm a Man' - I read the lyrics first. And I actually didn't hate them. Nothing too embarrassing. So... I hit play. And the way he sings this song just wrecks it. I get this weird Bowie meets gothic rock vibe that the singer is going for. And he is doing a horrible job at it. And it come off very whiney and paired with the lyrics, very pathetic. I don't understand why this dude is hypersexual? Why are his lyrics geared to seduction? It's not even remotely performed. If you've ever seen the movie Mandy, with Nicholas Cage. I don't know what the lead singer looks like, but he reminds me of The antagonist cult leader... This next song follow suits with the shit this writer comes up with: "when I close my eyes I can see you lowering yourself to my level. I don't know where you got those clothes. But you can take them off if it makes you feel better" Followed by rapey forceful lyrics: "now here's an exclusive. I've wanted you for years I only needed the balls to admit it. When the unbelievable object meets the unstoppable force. There's nothing you can do about it. Fuck I wish that was the last song. Next song is straight forward. Cookie cutter. At least the lyrics aren't horrible. This should've been the last long of the record as it has a grandiose ending. But wait.. there's more. The final two songs are kind of a departure for the album. They're not overly awful. I feel like if I hadn't listened to shit from the songs prior I would probably score them worse. But by contrast it's better. To me, the lead singer does everything I hate in music. Especially with his writing: lyrics and melodies. The ending to the last song is absolutely pointless. It's just the same synth noise for like 10 minutes. Why? Why keep me here? And then a random "Buh, bye!"? Hahaha. This can't be a serious album. It just can't. How? I feel like I wasted my time with this record. But I promised to not skip anything so I at least tried to have fun with writing a reivew of it. It still wasn't fun. Analyzing the lyrics made me hate this even more. If I could go less than a 1 star, I would. It's a zero. I big fat zero. Fuck. I'm glad it is over. Never in my wildest dreams would I return to this band. I don't care if they wrote the best album ever written. Because of this album, I refuse to look further. If they're on this list again, I will have to get really high or drunk to get through it.
5 likes
This album is not on Spotify and after reading comments on YouTube, this album is apparently really hard to find. Which is a shame because it's well crafted. This parallels The Beatles. This is my favorite albums off this list of albums I have not heard before. I wish this was so spotify for my convenience. I have added this album to the list of albums that I would like to add to my vinyl collection. I've heard it's difficult to find.. But I'm hopeful because it's a fantastic record. The song Your Dictionary was, to my surprise, really good. I'm a lyrics guy and the lyrics come off a bit cheesy.. But it's the first time I have heard a song with that style of lyrics - it was really well done. I listened to it 4 times before I moved on to the next song.... Which is one of my favourites off the album: Fruit Nut. To me, this sounds like it could have been written by one of my favourite artists, Ween. It's whimsical and almost goofy but done in a serious and purposeful. It's contrasting styles blended beautifully. I wonder if the brothers' Ween took inspiration from XTC? The final song has a slow trumpet build up that accompanies the rest of the instruments really well and it ends with a fantastic solo but the trumpet. Loved every second of that. What a gem. This record makes me want to explore XTC further. I will definitely listen to this again and again.
1 likes
Napalm Death
1/5
Finally some Metal! But this album should not be on this list. I don't understand why this record. Perhaps they are on here ironically: "this record is so important. This is how you DON'T record an album." Seriously, it is so muffled and hard to hear what is going on. It sounds like they recorded everything off the floor but put the mic in a box, in a separate room. The vocals are why people either make fun of metal or have a negative view on metal vocals. Aside from some cool riffs. This record is a dud. I get it, the drummer can do blast beats. Yippee. But what else? It's so boring. Perhaps it was pushing the envelope in the late 80s. Apparently this record was recorded in 2 separate sessions with basically two separate bands. The only member that remained the same was Sir Blast Beats on the drums. I'd have left the first session too. And never return. Due to how shit this record is.
1 likes
Pixies
3/5
I can seer why people loved the Pixies, for the time they were popular. They are a decent bar/small venue club band. But I could never imagine them ever being a huge band with a huge following. There is just something here that is lacking. Each song sounds almost rushed. Or the idea wasn't fully there and they couldn't capture it. Aside from Where Is My Mind? - that song is great. Everyone seems to think so too. I am very on the fence with the Pixies. I thought this record would make me lean towards a side. But nope. I can't give this a 2.5 but that's what I give it.
1 likes

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Average rating: 2.93 (0.37 below global average).