Emergency On Planet Earth by Jamiroquai

Emergency On Planet Earth

Jamiroquai

3.26
Rating
23315
Votes
1
5%
2
17%
3
37%
4
30%
5
11%
Distribution

Reviews (page 9 of 9)

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The 90s in the UK were a weird time weren't they. How we mocked this idiot with his insane hat and weird white-boi funky rhythms. But he has a supercar collection AND got to boff Denise Van Outen, so guess he has no regrets. Didn't like it then, don't like it now. Still reminds me way too much of a CD in the Ford Mondeo of a sales rep in the Midlands.

I could write a whole thesis on this album (and band) but I'll narrow it down to two words - puerile drivel.

I'm sure it's great to someone.

Can’t stand this stuff …

I will be honest, I don't like Jamiroquai. I never have. I find the vocalist's voice annoying, and I don't like the music. It sounds like "generic modern funk" to me.

The fuck is this. Kind of like Sly and the Family Stone, if Sly and the Family Stone fucking sucked. If American Psycho took place in the 90s, you know Patrick Bateman would have been a massive Jamiroquai fan.

Sounds like a white guy wearing a silly hat.

I really disliked this. The songs weren’t doing it for me and were way too long. They all sounded the same to me too.

WHO STRUCK MY MOTOR CAAAARRRR

Not for me

Yeah, wasn't looking forward to listening to this one. I had forgotten about Jamiroquai for about 15 years or so. I wish I could forget again. It's one thing to be influenced by Stevie Wonder, it's another to basically ape his entire package. The cloyingly sweet togetherness lyrics are uninspired and overly cliche. I'm sure these session musicians went on to back other more deserving artists, but their talent is wasted here.

Boring just not my style

melody? who needs a melody?

some fuckin narcissistic Brit starts a funk band with a name from jam + Iroquois, prances around in hats trying to sing like a Black man from the 1970s is stuff like this on here to make cultural appropriation by groups like the Stones seem more reasonable? this is the worst headdress-at-music-festival sort of stuff. except for the appalling vocals + lyrics, the band is very middle of the road music: hated. (⌐■_■)

Imagine listening to the whole hour of this, the whole time knowing that the last song is called Didgin’ Out. That’s the light at the end of the tunnel, Didgin’ Out.

Changed my life.

A whole album from a one hit wonder that doesnt have the one hit. I didn't need 10 tracks of this.

Not a fan of Jazz, especially Jazz Funk. This album didn't do anything for me - elevator music.

i don't know who should be more offended: acid or jazz

I used to be neutral on Jamiroquai. Now I understand why people hate his music so much.

Boring and it sucks.

Every single song sounded the exact same and I very genuinely hated it. Funk is straight ass when it’s displayed like this. After the 2nd song I wanted to smash my face through my kitchen table.

Get back in your silly hat

No thank you. sounds like a disco revival no one asked for. I remember when this came out. To this day I do not like Jamiroquai. I hope the other 1k record aren't this bad. I can see how some people might enjoy this record, I just don't want to be around that kind of mind. Each song is worse than the last. Did not finish.

I'm gay as fuck, who wanna fuck me in the ass

Easy listeningiä lisää! Tämä on paskaa! When you gonna learn, live at Leadmill paras biisi MILLON OPITTE ETTÄ EN TÄLLÄSTÄ GENREÄ siis R&B, *gulps* KATTELE VIIKOTTAIN, MONTAA KERRALLAKO HÄH, JOKA TUUTISTA PASKAA.. Ei muuten albumin paras biisi hittaa yhtään paljaana.. Vie albumin mukana ihan hyvin..

Acid Jazz without the acid, questionable on the jazz, and a guy's singing that gives you relief when his vocals cease

Alright. Bit too much funk rather than jazz.

The twat in the hat, really took against this and couldn’t be bothered to finish

Absolutely loathsome

I know it’s fashionable to dislike Jamiroquai, but after all these years I didn’t find this that offensive. Or stimulating. Why you would listen to this by choice, rather than anything by Stevie Wonder, is beyond me. Cheesy wine bar music from the 90s.

The fuck is JK worth $70m for producing this dirge. Some bloke singing over a thrift shop jazz record. If you want to stop the Emergency on Planet Earth, stop landing your fucking helicopter on wildlife.

Aged like a fine wine. No more like rotting fish found at the bottom of the bin.

Not for me

I just dont like the style at all. Just not for me. Other than the song Virtual Insanity that had a fantastic video, I never understood the attraction to this band.

Not my cup of tea

Oh no. This was everywhere. Funk, horns, ba-ba-ba's Music for food festivals 1 star for Blow Your Mind

would not finish

Bleurggh!

Did not like

Vervelend funky basje, saaie zang en soul arrangementen? Nee, dit werkt echt niet voor mij.

In een woord verschrikkelijk.

Objectief gezien zou ik Jamiroquai prima moeten kunnen hebben, maar ik heb altijd jeuk en tegenzin ervaren bij zijn muziek. Kan er de vinger niet op leggen wat het precies is wat me zo tegenstaat, maar soms is iets gewoon wat het is en moet je dat maar accepteren 😅

Kinda whack

i just can't

same as always, the only interesting thing is de bass

Funk and soul played by white posh English dude.glad I never have to listen to that ever again!