Reviews (page 10 of 10)
first half of this album is truly dog ass; second half is tolerable. whole experienced is saved only by the big hits and "I'm a cowboy on a steel horse I ride" (ironically). best tracks: you give love a bad name, without love
fuck Bon Jovi
Horrible
I sure as Hell won't become THIS kind of uncle. I draw the line here.
So Bad. I think the lyrics are the worst part. They're one rock and roll cliché piled on top of another with rhyming schemes that are laughable. I'm proud that for the most part I don’t recognize any of these songs. By 1986 I was listening to college radio exclusively and managed to be oblivious to all of this horrid 12X platinum pop metal for the masses. Some of the guitar solos seem OK but I'll let my brother be the judge.
The album cover sucks, the title "slippery when wet" is cliched and the music is an abomination. Why 1,001 decided that this horrible hair-band album deserved inclusion is beyond me. This is one of the worst that I've heard yet.
"This woman descended from the ceiling on a pole and proceeded to take all her clothes off. When she got in a shower and soaped herself up, we just about lost our tongues. We just sat there and said, 'We will be here every day.' That energized us through the whole project. Our testosterone was at a very high level back then." PREFS : Raise Your Hands, Wild in the Streets MOINS PREF : Social Disease
Shit sandwich
Urgh… insincere Didn’t like it then … don’t like now
noooooooo, horrible
Insipid nonsense. Moving on swiftly...
Niestety to nie pierwsze rodeo z Bon Jovi, ale skoro juz mialem okazje sie meczyc z tym albumem wczesniej, to nie musze strzepic uszkodzonego palca dzisiaj na przemyslenia albumowe, bo z niewielka liczba band mam tak negatywne wspomnienia jak z Jovinami
I don’t like this at all.
Music hating aliens took over human brains, only explanation this meaningless dumb garbage ever became popular. A well deserved 1.
I know some very uncool people live for this shit, but I'm better than them and better than this.
Bad
It reminded me how the 80s almost killed rock in a stadium.
Crappy 80's arena rock. There's a few kind of listenable songs but most are just obnoxious filler.
Under no circumstances.
No thanks.
Do i have to? Did, 1 What a dogshit steak I've been on
Surprisingly just about listenable!
Quintessential cockrock, almost every song goes on for a bit longer than it needs to. Fav tracks: - Without Love (cuz it's the shortest one) Least fav: - Let it Rock - Social Disease - Wanted Dead Or Alive - Raise your Hands
God how I hate Bon Jovi, and so called Hair Rock. Awful
Still sucks.
Why does anyone listen to this shit. The most overproduced garbage out there the death of a decent genre. Thanks mtv
I groaned when I saw this as my album of the day; but as one does I soldiered through it and thought that maybe I would be pleasantly surprised by the deep cuts. I was not. They were exactlt what I expected them to be. To be fair I can see why people would like this, but its just not for me at all. To be unfair there were so many better metal albums released in 1986, some that were rather iconic even. The fact that this album helped push the godawful genre of hair metal to new heights of popularity is an unforgivable sin. Frig off, Bon Jovi.
Garbage. Trash. Garbage.
le temple du ringard un peu
Traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash.
It’s really… basic.
Ugh. No. Just no. Will give it the old college try, but I'm surprised to see anything by them making the list. Turns out I like Some of it, especially the Desmond Child songs. It's fine. Just never completely grabs me. Probably a 2 at best, but that's an achievement coming from me (my head was screaming "1" from the moment the album appeared). Nope, sorry. It's a 1.
Minus 1,000,000 stars!
Yeah this sounds like the same song over and over and over. Some albums can get away with that. This one definitely doesn't.
Ugh
vaya pedazo de mierda humeante. tiene 3 rolas buenas y las 3 fueron los sencillos. las demás, vomitivas.
Nee, Jon Bon en ik werkt niet samen. Ik schiet toch altijd een beetje in de lach..
Non merci
I hate JBJ
Hahaha I'm not gonna listen to this shit. Automatic one star
I thought i'd give this band a chance, but no, this shit really fucking sucks.