Conor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucks Eric Clapton sucks Eric Clapton sucks Eric Clapton's gay And he's fucking gay Your father is the 4th worst singer After Springsteen, Seger and Petty You were sick of his gay fucking songs So you jumped out a really high up window Eric Clapton sucks Eric Clapton sucks Eric Clapton's gay And he's fucking gay Your father sucks so fucking bad You knew you'd get beaten up at school You were sick of hearing "You Look Wonderful Tonight" So you jumped out a really high up window Sometimes I wish you didn't die Because I hate the song "Tears in Heaven" I was glad you died, until I heard that song
Rating Distribution
Rating Timeline
Taste Profile
Breakdown
By Genre
Top Styles
By Decade
By Origin
Albums
You Love More Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|
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Larks' Tongues In Aspic
King Crimson
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5 | 2.99 | +2.01 |
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Pretenders
Pretenders
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5 | 3.35 | +1.65 |
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Beauty And The Beat
The Go-Go's
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5 | 3.39 | +1.61 |
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Ramones
Ramones
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5 | 3.56 | +1.44 |
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In The Court Of The Crimson King
King Crimson
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5 | 3.6 | +1.4 |
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Live At The Witch Trials
The Fall
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4 | 2.63 | +1.37 |
You Love Less Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|
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Rumours
Fleetwood Mac
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1 | 4.45 | -3.45 |
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Nevermind
Nirvana
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1 | 4.37 | -3.37 |
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MTV Unplugged In New York
Nirvana
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1 | 4.2 | -3.2 |
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Paranoid
Black Sabbath
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1 | 4.19 | -3.19 |
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OK Computer
Radiohead
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1 | 4.12 | -3.12 |
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Songs In The Key Of Life
Stevie Wonder
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1 | 4.07 | -3.07 |
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Lady Soul
Aretha Franklin
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1 | 4.05 | -3.05 |
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The Bends
Radiohead
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1 | 4.02 | -3.02 |
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London Calling
The Clash
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1 | 3.96 | -2.96 |
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I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You
Aretha Franklin
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1 | 3.93 | -2.93 |
Artists
Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
|---|---|---|
| King Crimson | 2 | 5 |
Least Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
|---|---|---|
| Radiohead | 3 | 1 |
| Black Sabbath | 3 | 1 |
| Iron Maiden | 2 | 1 |
| The Temptations | 2 | 1 |
| Aretha Franklin | 2 | 1 |
| Nick Drake | 2 | 1 |
| Metallica | 2 | 1 |
| Pixies | 2 | 1 |
| Joni Mitchell | 2 | 1 |
| Run-D.M.C. | 2 | 1 |
| Traffic | 2 | 1 |
| Nirvana | 2 | 1 |
| The Beach Boys | 2 | 1 |
| Hole | 2 | 1.5 |
| Bob Dylan | 2 | 1.5 |
| Beatles | 3 | 2 |
5-Star Albums (5)
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As manufactured bands go, Spice Girls had more integrity.
My cats hate this. I trust their judgement.
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Putrid and rancid turds.