Protection

i don’t know i just could not could i write poetry to thjs? n

Some of these songs are ok. A bit like wallpaper - you don't notice anything's there after a while..but some are actively cringe and it was a struggle not to skip. Maybe you had to be there. Best track: Spying Glass

Elevator music

1.5

For a band called Massive Attack, I didn't expect such a snooze-fest. This was really really bad. I was almost longing for Everything but the Girl - it was that terrible... almost. I just can't get over how bad this was.

Ya know i don’t like this genre. It’s too plain and it’s pure adventure music. I mean that I would never opt to listen to this music on my own accord

I'm trying to find something to say about it. I had heard of the name Massive Attack before, and thought they were like a new wave band or something with more rock elements. So I was surprised to hear this electronic, trip-hop, vibe music with hints of rap and club music. But altogether, it wasn't an interesting listen to me. It's just not in my wheelhouse of enjoyability. Feels like I'm shopping at the mall at a department store, and it's just background dance/trance music. Some of it like you would hear on the Weather Channel while it scrolls through the upcoming forecasts. The beats are nice, and I enjoy some of the rap elements, but the songs don't evolve. Not much in the way of crescendos or swells, no emotional heft or grip. They start, they go, and they end. Not for me.

Of course this ends with a Doors cover.

Started off kind of funky but then went nowhere. Somehow managed to be both weird and boring at the same time.

I could not believe how much boring that was. I really like Mezzanine and Blue Lines, but this? This is pathetic.

Ermmmmm, just no. Not my thing. I actually had high expectations because I knew one Massive Attack song (Teardrop) that I really liked. But this album did nothing for me.

Nicht gehört lol

Not my vibe.

19 Based on this scale: 1 - 0 to 19 2 - 20 to 39 3 - 40 to 59 4 - 60 to 79 5 - 80 to 100 This is just boring.

Felt too experimental, non melodic, off beats and sound effects and synth and, crossover of reggae / electrónica,

Awful, just awful

Did not enjoy

Not good

I appreciated the James Brown sample and Doors cover. Or at least an attempt at a Doors cover.

Was going to give this a 2 but I'm just soo bored. I never want to listen to this ever again.

Right, okay, another massive attack of absolute shit. God I hate this. Boo! Boo! Hisssssss, boo! I think I've mentioned before that I hate electronic music, yes? Enough already, please. Jesus fucking christ, how many seminal electronic albums can there possibly be?!?! I'd like to change my order.

This is ass. No wait, ass is good. This is the opposite of that. 1

Ok, allowing for the talent it must have taken to create these tracks, I really really didn’t like it. Fancied cutting off my ears by track 3 but somehow persevered and got to the end. There is contained within both some of the most forgettable music I’ve ever heard along with a couple of tracks that I wish I could forget. Not for me.

Not my cup of tea.

droning elevator music with a large helping of bored muttering vocals. the listless sound of waiting for your mom to finish shopping at some industrial-chic boutique store

Väärä vuosikymmen. Väärät päihteet?

Nope

Not for me :(

New artist! Not for me! 1/5

Not my vibe. Couldn’t get into it at all. Did not finish.

not kanye

This must be the precursor for those generic 6 hour ambient electronic atmospheric early afternoon morning coffee while you study while you code while you spark a j while you take a shit chill out vibes for late autumn strolling cold winter afternoon at home by the fire meditation yoga contemplating the meaning of life outer space traveling the universe zoning out and finding inner peace mixes.

Trash pop

Can’t really get into it

Ikkje nåke for meg. Plaga meg at alle vokalistane hørtes ut som Dido og ho fra Goldfrapp, uten å vær da. Like at siste sangen e et frampeik på bedre album me har i vente

I couldn't finish this. I was totally bored. Not sure why I didn't like this one verse the last Massive album.

No, no, no.

Why?

Didn't finish, none of the tracks felt like they ever got going within the first minute or so

Not Known at All, This is Just a Weird Album.

It is definitely not bad, but its very boring to be honest.

This album was simply not for me. 2/10.

not my cup of tea

Nope, not my thing.

Oof, this album was not for me. The constant beat drove me crazy, and the breathing on the Heat Miser track was so unbearable I actually cried out "Make it stop!" even though I know I could have made it stop- I didn't want to because I haven't not completed an album on this list so far and didn't want to start.

Not a fan

blehhhh

Reggae, synth, hip-hop. Didn’t mind Protection but didn’t like any others, especially not Karmacoma, Eurochild or Heat Miser.

The "Light My Fire" live version was pretty dope at the end but the rest is just not for me. Unless it's Dilla or someone along those lines the instrumental/trip-hop thing is not for me.

couple of 12 year olds with a casio keyboard

*nose plugged* 0.9

It was okay, but not my type. None of this project was that memorable to me. I think Heat Miser was my favorite song, but I don't really understand this kind of music. 3/8.

Massive attack on my eardrums This is the worst album Boring or boring and shite Repetitive