Sep 08 2025
Highway 61 Revisited
Bob Dylan
Went electric and became tolerable to listen to, well done Bob!
4
Sep 10 2025
Blonde On Blonde
Bob Dylan
boring and cant sing, what happened to real music? (the beatles)
1
Sep 11 2025
We Are Family
Sister Sledge
every Nile Rodgers song sounds the same (they are all 10/10)
4
Sep 12 2025
Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin
Crooning lead singer Ed Zepp encapsulates the psyche of the times. Punching lyricism that will leave you pondering if this is an allegory for the Vietnam War or if he was just a massive gooner. "Babe, ah-ah,ah-ow,ah-ah,ah-ah-ah,ah-da,ah-ah-ah-ah-da-da" ("Babe I'm Gonna Leave You") and "Ah,ah,ah,ah Aah-ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aah, oh,yeah,alright" ("Dazed & Confused")
Would be 10x better if each song was 4minutes long
3
Sep 14 2025
Hot Fuss
The Killers
Promenades out in the rain...you're from Vegas mate.
First 5 tracks better than Oasis' entire discography, rest of the album is utter crap
2
Sep 15 2025
Beach Samba
Astrud Gilberto
WHY IS THERE A MARCHING BAND?????????
2
Sep 16 2025
Diamond Life
Sade
Knows how to sing
3
Sep 17 2025
Thriller
Michael Jackson
Its peak its peak its peak its so fucking peak they'll never do it like this again
5
Sep 18 2025
Pretenders
Pretenders
only someone who munched on asbestos in nursery would think this was good. left guy looks like my dad in the 80s
1
Sep 19 2025
Frank
Amy Winehouse
gets a bit samey
2
Sep 20 2025
Is This It
The Strokes
I enjoyed 9 out of 11 songs
4
Sep 21 2025
Teenager Of The Year
Frank Black
why would you ever listen to this instead of Weezer?
2
Sep 22 2025
Urban Hymns
The Verve
not even the good song is good
1
Sep 23 2025
My Generation
The Who
Far too degenerate for my taste. Best song turns out to be a James Brown cover so I am deducting a point
1
Sep 24 2025
Kind Of Blue
Miles Davis
Ryan Gosling
4
Sep 25 2025
C'est Chic
CHIC
Not as good as Risque
3
Sep 26 2025
Phrenology
The Roots
listen to Undun instead.
2
Sep 27 2025
The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
David Bowie
top 5 noncy musicians of all time
5
Sep 28 2025
Everything Must Go
Manic Street Preachers
Is there no shame in Wales?
1
Sep 29 2025
Ogden's Nut Gone Flake
Small Faces
Terrible mixing, lazy sunday is the most disgusting song made in this country. I refuse to listen to any more
1
Sep 30 2025
Bitches Brew
Miles Davis
Miles Davis goes electric - and it's crap
1
Oct 01 2025
Shleep
Robert Wyatt
The ultimate conformity test, if someone pretends to enjoy this you know they are full of shit.
1
Oct 02 2025
Live At The Harlem Square Club
Sam Cooke
I FEEL IT SAM THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME TODAY
4
Oct 03 2025
Vanishing Point
Primal Scream
meandering background music for film directors asphyxiate themselves to
2
Oct 04 2025
Achtung Baby
U2
What if we made boring music for 55 minutes? I couldn't tell you a single lyric or captivating moment in this album.
1
Oct 05 2025
Slippery When Wet
Bon Jovi
Tommy used to crank it all day,
scrolling through the hub, he watched in 4k...
2
Oct 06 2025
White Light / White Heat
The Velvet Underground
Some tidy stuff in here and the wankyness is authentic
3
Oct 07 2025
Grace
Jeff Buckley
Invented sadness
4
Oct 08 2025
Tigermilk
Belle & Sebastian
I first came across Tigermilk aged 11 perusing the indie rock section of Rough Trade Records, the shapely breasts of the cover began my sexual genesis. I convinced my father to lend me 2 shillings and purchased this album. When I heard this lispy man with no Scottish accent mention Debenhams I entered a state of clarity and turned this crap off.
1
Oct 09 2025
Twelve Dreams Of Dr. Sardonicus
Spirit
I have nothing to say
2
Oct 10 2025
The ArchAndroid
Janelle Monáe
I first heard Janelle Monae in 2018 on the critically acclaimed 'Dirty Computer'
3
Oct 11 2025
The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan
Try not to mention a highway challenge: impossible
First two songs are good, the rest sound like this:
"Ohhh I doodled my pen, 'til I ran out of ink. Found a new girl and I pounded her pink. *harmonica solo*"
2
Oct 12 2025
Deja Vu
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
#FreeNeilYoung
1
Oct 13 2025
Ágætis Byrjun
Sigur Rós
Staralfur good
Harmonica jump scare
Gets boring fairly quickly but I respect the vibes enough to give it a 2/5
2
Oct 14 2025
Franz Ferdinand
Franz Ferdinand
Enjoyable singles but always felt a bit hollow
2
Oct 15 2025
Snivilisation
Orbital
I was into the first song but then they decided to spam stupid vocal samples
1
Oct 16 2025
Face to Face
The Kinks
taxes too high and shit music, they were ahead of their time
1
Oct 17 2025
Younger Than Yesterday
The Byrds
One Thousand & One Beatles rip-offs
2
Oct 18 2025
Born In The U.S.A.
Bruce Springsteen
He G-checked Bob Dylan with this one
4
Oct 19 2025
Electric Prunes
The Electric Prunes
At least they weren't ripping off the Beatles. 1st song and Onie are the onlie highlights
2
Oct 20 2025
Otis Blue/Otis Redding Sings Soul
Otis Redding
Didn't write 70% of it and all the covers are worse than the original performances
2
Oct 21 2025
Disintegration
The Cure
Too long
4
Oct 22 2025
The Sensual World
Kate Bush
Unique and influential sound that inspired many modern artists I enjoy; I felt almost something.
3
Oct 23 2025
The Downward Spiral
Nine Inch Nails
Musical terrorism
2
Oct 24 2025
Hearts And Bones
Paul Simon
YOU MUST LISTEN TO THE SIXTH STUDIO ALBUM BY PAUL SIMON WITH NONE OF HIS MOST FAMOUS SONGS ON THERE. IT IS ESSENTIAL!
1
Oct 25 2025
Play
Moby
this gotta be racist somehow
1
Oct 26 2025
Apple Venus Volume 1
XTC
"I'd smile so much my face would crack, then you could fix it with your kissing glue."
This album is when a horny dad thinks he's McCartney and Wilson
1
Oct 27 2025
Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Aphex Twin
put asap rocky on the 1st tune.
why do 90s electronic artists put random sample bullshit on in the background?
random goofy sound to kill the vibe in every song
They need to make abridged versions of their albums for when you're not inebriated.
2
Oct 28 2025
Strangeways, Here We Come
The Smiths
I thought The Smiths only released compilation albums? Big up Marr and Rourke, but even they couldn't subdue the fart sniffing wanker in command.
Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me will be added to my playlist (the version without 2minutes of wankyness at the start)
2
Oct 29 2025
Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge
Mudhoney
whatever
2
Oct 30 2025
The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady
Charles Mingus
Best Jazz album I've ever heard thanks Mister Mingus
4
Oct 31 2025
Permission to Land
The Darkness
must be a parody album...there's no other explanation...
1
Nov 01 2025
Hybrid Theory
Linkin Park
Heavy handed, sloppy bland lyrics and awful generic rap interludes....BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
2
Nov 02 2025
Beyond Skin
Nitin Sawhney
Hand crafted for the most boring humanities professor at Uni to put on at his dinner party
1
Nov 03 2025
Debut
Björk
i do not like bjork
1
Nov 04 2025
Parallel Lines
Blondie
boringde
2
Nov 05 2025
In It For The Money
Supergrass
i could tell this would be boring from the cover
1
Nov 06 2025
Green River
Creedence Clearwater Revival
doesn't hit the same as their first album which is peak and not on this list for some insane reason
3
Nov 07 2025
Scissor Sisters
Scissor Sisters
first 2 songs activated like a sleeper agent installed in my 6year old brain
2
Nov 08 2025
Can't Buy A Thrill
Steely Dan
2
2
Nov 09 2025
Electric
The Cult
3
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