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I need more groovy to give more stars
Come on now, this list isn't being serious anymore.
Pretty difficult to separate the artist from the art on this one. Obviously if what he's saying is true that he's gone through some stuff mentally then I hope he gets some help. That said, fuck nazis
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I liked the vibe
Never really been the biggest fan but I can respect the lyricism.
God damn was this groovy
I understand what they're going for but I think the glaze is pretty hard
Legends for their #1 song having the title "Scooby Snacks"
"Punk with trumpets" Tony - 2025
Wasn't my vibe
I'll give respect but not my taste
Nah fam
Finally a good eat
"Can't buy me love" but can buy me nostalgia. I forgot how "surfer" they sound. - Niki
Hate being a late millennial
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Adams#Harassment_allegations
Eh. Very. Overrated. Listen.
I wanna be a horse
I hate the bleep but I love the hate for prison-industrial complex
So disinterested
Meh.
It's got vibes
I mean it's alright
What I said when the album ended
Not nearly enough sounds from pets
I ain't high enough for this
It's Korn! It doesn't have the juice! Also I knew there was a reason why I stuck to Linkin Park during the nu-metal craze.
This ain't it fam
Closest one yet to get a 5
My name is Big J and this is my favorite album on the citadel
The first three songs were superb
Listen - it hasn't aged fabulously but there is some drops of good in here.
Tbh, I didn't hate it but I felt like I was left wanting just a bit more. Also Maggie May is overhyped and not even the best song on the album.
Whiney in a way that reminds me people born in the 70s still had a childhood.
Indie rock has, apparently, not moved on from 2004.
Wow did I really dislike this
About as chill as it gets
About as 3 as it gets
Best jazz album yet
They tried to make me give it 3 stars, I said no, no, no
This makes me wish I could give half stars
Bruh this just ain't it
Maybe this just psychedelic rock isn't my jam
Now this is my jam
Wasn't expecting to like this one too much, but some of these hit just right.
This feels like listening to the last album, but through a kaleidoscope.
This kaleidoscope is getting hazy
Just no.
Oi listened to thees punky album on a chewsday innit
Gets an extra point for being a cohesive concept album. Cool :)
Just an all time classic
Why is it just now I'm hearing him now?
How is this here?
I think I'm starting to realize I hate this genre
Just the same stuff I've already listened to
Come on now, this list isn't being serious anymore.
Starting to get cynical here
Might as well put a 2 year old on the keys
Do I hate it? No. Do I like it? No.
I think this was better than the other album but just barely
What a disaster of a decision to be on Fallon
Some of these beats were sick, some really weren't
The last instrumental album was better
This goes back to my other Who comment, just pick something different
Literally only one good song
Sure, it might be better than Rolling Stones but big whoop
Just throwing up a mid review since I can't go off of anything
Only a One
Finally an album that makes me feel something
There's more to listen to than this
The album was angsty and slow with early country/bluegrass roots. Had some good moments, but other parts made me cringe a bit.
Bookends by Simon & Garfunkel was an interesting experience. It has nostalgic folk roots and iconic guitar riffs. At times it was slow and boring, but other times it's groovy. -Sean
There's some really funky stuff here
That was fine. Some amount of irony listening to that in an office cubicle.
I can respect the uniqueness
I like it, but don't love it, but I respect as well
Am I in the wrong for thinking this is bad?
Maybe I'm looking in all the wrong places for new music
Not my cup of tea at all
One of the strongest opening songs to an album. Would be a 5/5 if the rest of the album kept up. - T
Nothing crazy here. You wouldn't miss anything by skipping this one but it didn't hurt either - T
Is the only reason this is here because of Use Somebody
Sorry not sorry
This is just groovy enough
It's fun but I didn't have to listen to this before I died
Now this is my cup of tea
So so bad
Guess I should have known based off the album cover, not the title
I'm going to give this a 2 but that doesn't mean I didn't like it, just not my thing
Goes alittle longer than needed but this is the stuff I was hoping to find here
Loving the grooviness
Bruh come one now
I can enjoy what this is but maybe not like it
Best Beatles album?
Honestly kind of frustrating because I want it to go somewhere it never does
Huh?
Merry Christmas you filthy animal Phil
Zzzzz
Might as well be his greatest hits
Lackluster
First song was too long but their best
You just can't be serious at this point
Over stays its welcome
I fuck with this
I actually wanted to like this one
I listened to this twice for some reason and still can't form an opinion - T.
Best 90s hip hop album yet
Started off strong ngl
I want to really like it but there are some songs that really fall flat
Straight heaters out here
Huge question mark for me on this one
It's good it's good
Guess it didn't reach me on the right day
Lost my in the second half
Morally bankrupt
Vibes for days
Goes somewhere and then gets weird
If you didn't grow up listening to this you're gonna hate it
This went so much harder than I expected
I came in with an open mind and I didn't hate it. But certainly didn't like it
Bro what? Before I die?
I'm giving this a 1 because I'm tried of listening to this band
I like it but I listened to the originals and liked that better
Damn this is funky
Better than some Beatles albums tbh
Whatever genre this mostly sits in is not for me
Can't be doing all of this
Paul is the best Beetle
Damn did they know how to rock
It's fun but I can't get into it
A three because I believe there to be better Dylan albums
Oh yeah, a solid three
Too big
Probably the best from Lorde
I'm just not impressed
Some bops some nots
Some of these were a straight ear-worm
Who knew I should have explored them more after hearing their one big song
It's got a lot going on
Really stretching the term of "influential"
Good first attempt but they get better
Take us to funky town
I can respect it, doesn't mean I like it
They get better
I thought we had something here, but it came up short
One was good but that's about it
Strongs start and doesn't overstay its welcome
Under my thumb really sucked the vibes out of this one tbh - T
Didn't understand a thing but straight vibes
No
I need more groovy to give more stars
That last song kind of goes
Ahead of its time
I can see why I've only heard one song previously
This might be my favorite Doors album
Don't think it deserves all the hate but it's definitely not good
Really thought we would stay strong like the first song but it just fell off
Fuck we really had it all back then
I'm realizing I don't much enjoy Bowie
You know what? This kind of had the sauce
Because of this album I realize I don't vibe with this kind of rap
Pretty much as good as jazz gets
Little long but that's a first world problem
Nah not feeling this one
Pretty difficult to separate the artist from the art on this one. Obviously if what he's saying is true that he's gone through some stuff mentally then I hope he gets some help. That said, fuck nazis
I just can't with the voice
Super good
I mean, it's got some classic tunes. Supernatural road trip vibes. -NS
Yep this is what you would expect
You already know I was going to hate this
I'll die and forget I ever listened
More foundational British punk. How original. - TS
Easy listening imo, very vibes - NS
A guitar hero amount of points for you Slash
Snore
Mr. Toy Story what are you doing saying that?
Just let Grace sing please
Had way more depth than I would have expected
Started out stong as a first album
He was just vibing, I was just vibing, it's all just vibes
Legitimately better than most of what I've heard so far
Really going between the lines of meh and good
Nah this whole album had it going on
Kind of lost me in the middle but ended with an all-timer
Who asked for more?
Really wanted to like this one but it kind of just drone on
Pretty obvious
I was not put on this earth with the comprehension of how people enjoy this
Great voice just subpar recording
I can understand why this wouldn't be everyone's jam but it is mine
Had my in the first half, ain't gonna lie
Put me to sleep
Yeah this is that good stuff
Once you've heard one, you've heard them all
Thank you for trying
Just about the most 3 you'll ever get
Ugh
No wonder I only heard of the first one
Best Radiohead album thus far
Doesn't deserve a one star
Why is there so much britpop on this damn list?
Damn you, why couldn't you keep the groove going from beginning to end
I may not like her voice but I can say the same thing about Bob Dylan so I'll give it to her for song writing
Trippy
It's Bjork, you get what you get
Starting to realize most of these albums are on here because of one good song
Groovy
Getting a little Iggy Pop and Bowie out of this
Thank you 1001 albums for refining my taste and making me realize I dislike the Beatles alternatives
You know what Beck, you're alright
Good eats
Crazy to drop this then Purple Rain
Some songs were a little disengage but overall good
An all timer but not about to say it's perfect from start to finish
Just slash off the last half of the album
It's Bjork, whatcha gonna do
Please enunciate like 10% more
It's ok young pup, you just don't get the Dan
Very inspirational
The first song gave me hope but then it felt like I was on hold with my insurance for the rest