1001 Albums Summary

gotta love how they commit to 7 minute songs. first half was incredible

mmhmm

mmhmm easy listening

i was so productive with this album playing, i think it hypothesized me.

i feel like everyone’s dad loves this album

perfection

woah. all of a sudden i’m 16 again

hootin and hollerin

i just keep thinking about how much muse was in twilight

my queen

of “never let em know your next move” was an album

okay i kinda love

someone’s dad is thrilled rn

too many hair bands on this list i fear

a french man speaking lowly in my ear.. this ain’t for me

i woulda torn this up if i were a teenager in the 80s

perfection

i pray that this list will release itself from the shackles of dad rock.

rad name. rad album

the perfect christmas album

cause everybodyyy knowwwwsss

a lot of ruckus for me

nope

LAYYYYYYYLAAAAA

worlds longest sustained note

YUH. vocals are so damn good

NOW WERE TALKING

perfect once again

oh my god.

🥰

london calling is good the rest is just kinda noise to me

this was actually unpleasant to listen to.

zero skips

god it feels like everyone is wearing flannel and a beanie again

ALL ABBA IS A BOP

scary movie music

i see what he was trying to do

not for me but i can see the appeal

nice

YES

💃

no 🫶🏻 (war pigs can stay)

you might think i wasn’t gonna like this… WRONG

back to back sp was a lot.. still good tho

beloved you think that i was 21 in the year of our lorde 2017 and i wasn’t obsessed with melodrama?!

witchy woman fuckin BANGS other than that and earlybird.. ehh

no album has more interludes

okay.. the guitar riffs so crazy

oh HELL yeah brother

i’m kinda shocked but other than the songs i already knew and loved… i kinda hated the rest of the album

honestly if it were just instrumental it might have been 5 stars

crazy that they’re known for the worst song on the album

a lil something to snap along to

HELL YEAHHHHH

i don’t think i realized this album was from the 80s

rip 😭😭

funk babyyy

i’m in it until the vocals come in.

music to get haunted to

i liiiiiiked this

music that plays when a slightly alt character gets introduced in a 90s rom com

yeah

not 4 me but i appreciate it

makes me wanna learn how to box

vocals are atrocious

ok

i legit thought this album came out in like 2012

some no. some yes!

sounds medieval (derogatory)

MORE 10 min solos

perfect.

ambient music will always have a place in my heart

if i were snockered this would KILL

okay!

i can feel the side part coming back to my hair

easy to listen toooo

this was very high energy for 7am on a sunday morning.

that was jazz!

repeat

that was elvis

he’s like really good

it’s them

good good

ob sessed

yeppp

so remarkably 2009

lol no thank you

not cool enough to like this.

jazzzzz

:)

well

this just slaps

more discooo

ok

weirdo music alert

actual perfection

yuhhhh

obsesssssssssssssed

i’m just not a u2 guy

yep

okay flute!

the instrument of the 60s was the harmonica

not for me

sympathy of the devil forever

FROM THE JUNP BB

ur my wonderwaaaaalll

OH HELL YEAH. THATS MY BOY

the mother of weirdos

not my fav dylan

i mean COME ONNNN

makes me wanna wear neon

like a vampire in outer space

oh yeahhhhh

i want to like it but i don’t. her memoirs slap tho.

i liiiiike it

eh

absolutely

noooo

one of the best to ever do it.

again my boy 🥰

once again, the illest instrumentals accompanied by the worst vocals lol. but that psychedelic sound wins out :)

wild 7am listen

a good one

if it ain’t bittersweet symphony it ain’t for me

yeahhh

this album should be 1000 years long

the only thing worse than dad metal is dad metal LIVE

not for me

csi made me have a soft spot for the who

yep

no thanks!

they all sound the same and you know that.

a 2 and a half hour album MY ASS

YEAHHHHH

they should let the girl sing more

i’m kinda picking up what they’re putting down.

ehh

YEAHHHH

no

yep

again not for me but listenable!!

absolutely not

turns out the beatles are pretty good.

okayyyy

i actually hate it. i’m sorry

this one i like

yeah

no thank ya!

yeah

crack my heart right open

slayed? no.

don’t love the more recent stuff i’m sorryyyy

i’m still not over them putting that album on my phone so i WILL be deducting points

I SAID OHHH GIRLLL

it’s just a lot for 8am. but it does kinda make me wanna lift suuuuper heavy weights

pretty easy to listen to but i wouldn’t seek it out.

YEAHHH

hell ya

one good one the rest is just ac/dc

eh

repeat album but i will happily listen 100000 times

i want you is sooo underrated

nooo

i LOVE when you listen to something and you just know they were trippin balls when they made it

again. major drug vibes

fun funky fresh

very green day

oop

i hated it.

another radiohead album but worse

it is jazz.

TAKE ME OUT

lol that was crazy

idk no thanks

guitar 5/5 everything else. ehh

90s techno will save us.

i do not like it.

yeahhh

immediately no

this ain’t bad!

do not love

yeahhhhhh

i don’t like when he tries to be upbeat

minus one star for whatever the fuck that fourth track was

politically we agree. sonically we do not. wait.. did they… say the n word?

now this i can get behind

less offensive than the other 70s british rock. borderline listenable

no no

i love marvin gaye

i kinda liked it 3.5stars really

he’s such a weirdo and life on mars is so good. other songs i hate.

legit one of the goats

grocery store music (derogatory)

i can tell by the album cover it’s gonna be a no.

i don’t like it.

this kinda makes me emotional

freaking irish folks music! why did they call this rock haha i would have been more excited if i knew there was going to be an accordion going in.

oof

no :/

kinda sad bc this was just okay

the songs that slap SLAPPP

makes me want to lay on the beach real bad

absolutely

okay wait. i love this one. is 70s rock growing on me?

yep

perfection

no

it’s bad 🫶🏻

if stevie isn’t singing it. the song is actually ass. it’s fascinating

trash

lifelong wu tang member babyyyyy

trash

perfect!!!

that was an odd one

yall stopppppppp

i just feel like this list is so skewed to 80s rock and that simply can’t be the best music in human history. i would like a list made my literally anyone elseeee 😭

sounds exactly like the songs i make up for my cat

quicksand SLAPS

fav beatles album

classic

i just adore her

i love ambient music

I LOVE THE SMITHS

now this is a fun time. a little noise for the bass!

yo i love this

the greatest album of all time

her best.

giving me dolly the day after her passing is psychological warfare

okay!