1001 Albums Summary

Psychedelic punk plus the Cabaret soundtrack-ish? Can't believe I've never even heard of them before. Shot by Both Sides added to Liked

Classic. Bring the Noise / Louder Than a Bomb added to Liked Songs.

Son of a Preacher Man already on the Liked Songs, added Don't Forget About Me

Haven't heard this album in 20+ years. Crosstown Traffic, All Along the Watchtower, Voodoo Child (Slight Return), and House Buring Down all added to Liked Songs.

Loved this! What a groove. Cloud Nine, I Heard it Through the Grapevine, Runaway Child Running Wild, Don't Let Him Take Your Love all added to Liked Songs.

Killer. Revolutionary. Brothers Gonna Work it Out, 911 is a Joke, Fear of a Black Planet, Fight the Power all added to Liked Songs.

New-to-me band. Not bad, a chill, vibey sound that pairs well with reading in bed. Crystalised added to Liked Songs.

I get the importance of this album. It forms the sonic bridge between 70s Velvet Underground and 90s grunge. But as a listening experience, it wasn't my favorite.

What the precise hell am I listening to? Bailed after track 3 or 4. Not for me.

This was a STRUGGLE. Every song sounds the same.

Every. Last. Song. Is 5 stars.

Is this who Bill Nighy's character in Love Actually was based on?

I'm probably not on enough drugs for this.

I forgot how good this album is. Holy mother. Added to Liked Songs: Custard Pie, The Rover, In My Time of Dying, Houses of the Holy, Trampled Under Foot, Kashmir, In the Light, Ten Years Gone, The Wanton Song, Boogie with Stu, Black Country Woman.

A powerful end to a legendary career. The Man Comes Around, Hurt, Personal Jesus, We'll Meet Again all added to Liked Songs.

This album begs for the crack, hiss, and pop of vinyl. It's very much of its time while also feeling comfortably familiar and timeless. You Make Me Feel So Young, Old Devil Moon, and I've Got You Under My Skin all added to Liked Songs.

Supermassive Black Hole and Knights of Cydonia were already on the Liked Songs prior. Added Starlight but the rest of the album was a bit of a miss for me.

I love Queen. Killer Queen, Now I'm Here, Stone Cold Crazy all added to Liked Songs.

Inoffensive mid 90s nostalgia. I can't go higher than 3 stars, but I also can't go lower than 3 either.

Not my favorite genre of music, but Dolly is a such a gifted storyteller that I enjoyed it anyway. Traveling Man added to Liked Songs.

This was a surprise for me. I'd heard of The Stone Roses before but I don't know if I had ever heard their music. I liked this a lot. She Bangs the Drums, Waterfall, Don't Stop, Made of Stone, and Fools Gold all added to Liked Songs.

I can see why this is polarizing, but I dug it. Underground Medecin and Futures and Pasts added to Liked Songs.

How did I miss this banger in the 90s? 14 year old me would have made this my entire identity. The Act We Act, A Good Idea, Helpless, If I Can't Change Your Mind all added to Liked Songs.

Honestly forgettable post-9/11 midrange heartstrings music. If we're including Springsteen on this list, this album wasn't the move.

I forgot about the CHOKEHOLD this album had on me in 2011. I honestly added every song to my Liked Songs as they came up. I may need therapy.

I don't know how to rate this one. When the opening guitar track hit, I was positive this was going to be a 5 star listen for me. Then the vocals arrived. It's not so much that he's a bad singer, as it is that his voice doesn't really match the band's energy. Overall, I added Kung Fu and Darkside Lightside to Liked Songs, but probably only because they had more band and less singer.

Not bad per se, but kind of forgettable. Further Away added to Liked Songs.

Some good stuff here, but a lot of misses too. Obviously Tiny Dancer is a classic, as is Levon and the title track, but the rest of the album is...fine. I'm rounding up to 4 stars but it's solidly 3.5. Above mentioned songs all added to Liked Songs.

New-to-me artist. I can see this annoying me if I were in the right (wrong) mood, but tonight I am really, really loving it. Pictures of Me, Angeles, and Rose Parade added to Liked Songs.

Well that's the first time I've ever heard "Reaganomics" in a song lyric. I haven't heard a Simply Red song since the last time I sat through one on the radio with my finger poised over the record button in hopes that the song after it wouldn't suck. I had a good run, I guess.

Honestly, hell yeah. Good Times Roll, My Best Friend's Girl, Just What I Needed, You're All I've Got Tonight, Moving in Stereo all either already on the Liked Songs or added to it. It's easy to forget how goddamned GOOD The Cars were.

My GOD, I hate Kate Bush. Running Up That Hill singlehandedly wrecked that whole season of Stranger Things for me, tbh.

Hell. Yes. I live for The Ramones. Every song is a winner on this album. The tightest 29 minutes in punk rock history.

Went into this with no idea what to expect and I was pleasantly surprised! HH is funkier than I remember.

Not bad. I prefer his earlier works but I had a good time with this one.

Entirely new listening experience for me. I'd never heard any desert blues or even anything from Mali, so I went in completely blind and was pleasantly surprised. Soubour added to Liked Songs.

The review that said this was modern-day Woody Guthrie was spot-on, for better or worse. I didn't hate this, tbh.

Listening to this through headphones feels like doing drugs in the 90s.

I meannnnnn. How can you argue with this?

Zeppelin's best, which is a high bar to clear.

Not for me.

I'd forgotten how much I loved Coldplay when this album first dropped. I don't know if it's just nostalgia or if it truly did hold up, but I still love this album. It feels like sinking into a warm bath. Don't Panic, Shiver, Yellow, Trouble, Everything's Not Lost all added to Liked Songs.

I was so bored.

I always forget about Skynyrd. I'm not huge into Southern Rock, but there are some good tracks on this one. I Ain't The One, Gimme Three Steps, and Free Bird all added to Liked Songs.

Back in the Saddle was already on my Liked Songs. Added Last Child, Rats in the Cellar, and Lick and a Promise. Solid 70s boogie-rock.

Lebowski jokes aside, this is a classic for a reason. The title track was already on my Liked Songs, and I added Life in the Fast Lane.

Ohhhhhh yesssss. Tori Amos is perfection. Source: I was a teenage girl in the early 90s.

I think the Spotify link might be broken. I got one, under three minute song by this band, and then some seemingly unrelated tracks that sound like the background music for a corporate recruitment video. I didn't hate the one track but I guess this gets 2 stars from me.

This is the definition of the word "epic".

What a pleasant surprise. I knew some Peter Gabriel songs before this but had never listened to a full album of his before. I added most of these songs to my Liked Songs.

I was really bored by this one.

This was my first time hearing Thelonious Monk, and while I didn't add anything to my Liked Songs, I enjoyed it. Solid 3 star listen.

I've always loved The Doors, but I'd never listened to this album all the way through. Not their best by any means, but there's still some gold in here.

I went into this only knowing one Kendrick song and came out of it a fan.

I don't think I stopped moving the whole time this album was playing.

I had a great time with this one. Sometimes music doesn't have to be A Big Artistic Thing. Sometimes it can just be a talented vocalist having fun with beloved songs.

Well that is certainly an album to which I have now listened.

Liked So You Want To Be a Rock n Roll Star. Dylan did My Back Pages so much better. This was...fine. It left me wanting more...something. Drugs, maybe?

I didn't make it through track 3. Life is too short.

What a once-in-a-lifetime talent Adele is. A high 4 stars from me, only because I think 21 was better.

You know what? Hell yeah. This slaps. I knew Paper Planes going in, but the rest of this album is amazing too. (With the exception of Timbaland's bit in Come Around, but even with that, the rest of the song is great.)

Okay, but not my favorite by Mr. Crosby. I think there were better options for this list.

Never going to be my favorite band, but this was an enjoyable listen.

Better than the other Blur album that was on this list, but only slightly. Song 2 is still good, provided you haven't heard it in a while, but the rest was forgettable.

Not bad. Get Free is a banger, the rest was a little forgettable.

One of my all-time favorites. No notes. There is not a single thing about this album that I don't love.

Before this, I'd only heard their hits. This was such a GROOVE. Why weren't War bigger?

I really thought I was going to bail on this one during the first track, but I'm so glad I didn't. This one grew on me.

I'm going through what I can only call a Fiona Apple Renaissance lately, so this is timed perfectly for a 5 star rating from me. God, this woman's VOICE.

The was the soundtrack of my 1988. GNR used to be my favorite band, to the point where I almost had this album cover tattooed on me. I'm glad I didn't, but I'll probably always have a soft spot for this one regardless. I don't know how I would rate this without the history.

I just got done listening to this album and I already have no memory of it whatsoever.

New-to-me group. Solid 3 stars, not bad but nothing remarkable.

Already a favorite of mine before today.

They've never been my favorite band, but I dont really dislike the Foo Fighters either. 3 stars for this one; there are others of their albums that I like more.

Nope. I make my own, homemade, artisanal anxiety. I don't need yours.

I've never given Lana Del Rey a real chance before. I was surprised by how much I liked this one. I could get into this vibe.

I dare you not to dance. Double dare you.

Not my favorite Zeppelin, but, it IS Zeppelin.

I didn't mind this one, but I've liked other works of hers more.

I never would have expected Adam and the Ants to be on this list in a million years. That being said, I forgot how much I liked them, both in the early 80s and again during a ~phase~ I went through in the 90s. Good stuff here.

Honestly I was already sure what I was rating this when it popped up. I find Dire Straits to be kind of meh.

A 2 hour live double album isn't the best introduction to any band, much less one as, erm, unique, as Hawkwind. Every time I found myself thinking "yeah, ok, this isn't bad," I would then realize that there was So. Much. More. of this album to go yet.

I knew this was 5 stars before I started. This is my favorite Stones album.

Disco is fun. I said what I said.

This was decidedly not for me.

This was...fine. I didn't hate it but I may never listen to it again.

Hard to rate this one. I loved this album in the 90s and for the most part it holds up. People who weren't there can't know how revolutionary this album was. It was metal that got RADIO PLAY. And yeah, some of these lyrics make me cringe right out of my skin now, but that may be more of how I've grown as a person than anything else. I can't bring myself to give it anything less than 5 stars, even though if I were being honest, it's probably only a 4 to me now.

Not my normal cup of tea, but actually a really great listen. I could play this in the background while drinking in the summer sunshine.

Spectacular. One of the best voices in history.

I'd never listened all the way through a Slipknot album before. I still haven't. It started out okay and I actually liked a few songs, but that got so old, so fast.

No notes, I love this one and always have.

I might never listen to this again, because it really wasn't my thing, but that doesn't mean it wasn't good.

Not kidding about the 'ambient'. This very long album slid through my brain and didn't even slow down long enough for me to remember it was happening.

A forgotten favorite. Sound is a bit dated because it was very much Of Its Time, but surprisingly I still like this one a lot.

Man, I just cannot get into EW&F.

How can something musically this good, be lyrically this bad??? Songs would start and I'd think "okay, here we go!" And then the eye-rolling lyrics would hit and it would send me straight back to "ugh, really?" I'm calling it 3 stars, but it's not 3 stars; it's somehow both 1 star and 5 stars and I cannot tell which.

I loved, loved, LOVED this one in high school. I think it's mostly held up, though it feels very of its time. 4 stars for nostalgia.

Morrissey is a twat. But I still love The Smiths.

I couldn't tell you the last time I listened to Lennon's solo work. It's hit or miss, but I'm rounding up to "hit".

To the reviewer that compared this to Bowie, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

I'm not the same person I was when this album came out, so I'm not sure if it's actually good or if I just remember being Angry At My Parents. 3 stars? 4? Really no clue.

I went into this only knowing Last Nite, but you know what? Hell yeah.

Sonofabitch.

The hits hit, but the misses also miss.

I have loved this album since I got the cassette tape in my Easter basket in 1984. Pure 80s pop perfection. Cyndi Lauper is an icon for the ages.

It's the freaking White album. There's nothing I can say here that hasn't already been said.

New-to-me artist that I really liked. Sonic bridge between Velvet Underground and Duran Duran that I didn't know I was looking for.

Sonically it wasn't bad. I get that it's satire buuuuuut...big oof on the lyrics.

The older I get, the better this album gets. Pet Sounds and The White Album in the same week has me a little worried about what's coming though. This lucky streak can't be sustainable...

Erm. No. No thank you.

Inoffensive, gentle beep boops. I didn't hate this.

An hour ago if you'd asked me to rate this album based on memory, I'd have given it a 4. I would have been so wrong. What a damned masterpiece.

I'm not a prog rock girly. I tried so hard. Didn't hate the cover of S&G's America but the rest was a bit of a struggle. In the end, I fall much more on the Punk Rock side of the late 70s musical divide, and I'm okay with that.

Before this, I'd only ever heard The Meat Puppets' one 90s radio hit, plus the cover versions that Nirvana did on Unplugged. Where has this album been all my life?? This was precisely my jam.

I didn't hate this by any means, but I also don't remember any specifics? Just sort of, oh, yeah, 90s Brit-Pop, OK, head bob, is this that same song? No? Okay. Head bob.

I didn't hate this, but I'll also probably never listen to it again.

I'd never given these guys a proper listen beyond the radio hits before. I really liked this one. I'm probably going to work my way through the rest of their albums.

Sort of vibey background music. Not great but also not bad.

I forgot how good this album was. I think I forgot Fatboy Slim existed at all, tbh. Most of this one wound up getting added to my Liked songs.

Ugh. Prog rock, plus live album, plus "look how high-concept we can be"? UGH. I listened to the whole thing, but at what cost.

Sounds like an 80s, gay, French, dancey, Marina and I'm so here for it! Never heard of this artist before but I LIKE this. A LOT.

Fuck Phil Spector. However. Hell yes to this collection. Merry Christmas everyone!

I haven't listened to MJ in decades. This is one of those "separate the art from the artist" situations that yields a high album rating for a less-than-ideal creator. Getting this in the same week as Phil Spector feels like I'm being tested. All feelings about him aside, you can't deny how good this album is.

I can't with this.

Irrepressibly cool. One star deducted for the skits that didn't age well or contribute much to the experience.

I love 90s hip hop that tells stories. This is a prime example of how good that can be.

Why do I love this so much and hate prog rock so much? I think I just need grit in my musical noodling. Whatever the reason, the Velvets are exactly my type.

Eh. Not great but not horrible. I've already forgotten most of this one.

None of these songs stand up on their own, but the album as a whole is great. I don't tend to like live albums, but I'd make the exception for this one. To me, live albums seem to be crappier versions of songs you like with added background noise. This one felt like a conversation.

How are you gonna name your band after a dildo and then make music this....LIMP.

Don't know how I missed this one in the 90s, but I'm glad thats been fixed by this project. Fuzzy, grungy, toothy. I liked this a LOT.

A forgotten favorite for sure.

Neil Young had to grow on me. I hated his voice so much for so long. Only deep into adulthood do I realize the power in that vulnerable falsetto. If you don't feel his songs in your bones, you might not be paying attention.

This wasn't bad, not my favorite, but it had a good bluesy swagger.

I'd never heard anything other than Talk Talk's one radio hit before, so this was a surprise. I enjoyed it but it didn't make a huge impact on me.

This was my first exposure to grime, and I fucking loved it.

The Kinks have a lot of Opinions About British Things. I, as a simple American, largely do not, other than the standard "I just think they're neat!" So while I'm not the target audience for the social commentary, that doesn't mean I didn't like this. Because, after all, I think they're neat. Good times with this one.

I think I might need another listen to this to be sure, but I'm pretty certain that I loved this. High 4 stars, almost 5.

I love, love, LOVE glam. I'd never really given Brian Eno a proper chance before. This was excellent! Glammy, weird, fun, smart without being snooty, art without pretention, just an all-around good time. A new favorite for sure.

Absofuckinglutely.

I really don't like Radiohead. There, I said it.

I don't love a live album, but this one's pretty good.

I bought this double CD in the 90s for Outtasite (Outta Mind) but didn't remember a single other thing about it. Turns out, the rest of the album was packed with fucking bangers. Who knew?

This is a five-star listen for me. I've always loved Elvis Costello.

A high three, almost 4 star listen. I think I could get into The Fall.

2 great songs and then.... It's fine. It's not bad, but it's a little boring.

I don't think I would have ever listened to an entire ZZ Top album if it weren't for this project. I knew the radio hits but never explored further. To be honest, they have a time and place. I'd listen to this one again in a dive bar or on a road trip.

I think I need another listen. I either loved this or hated it and I have no idea which.

This was alright. Obviously the hit, There She Goes, is a great pop song, and there were 1 or 2 others that I really enjoyed, but overall this was the definition of "I bought this CD in the 90s for one song."

Spectacular. You can practically feel Bowie's fingers threaded through the music. 5 very happy stars from me.

If the title track doesn't make you cry, you should have yourself checked.

I can't be impartial on this one. It's the sound of high school for me.

You're going to look me in the face and tell me this isn't a 5 star album? Really?

I didn't remember liking Iron Maiden, like, at all. I was worried when this came up. But you know what? This was pretty good. I think I owe some chain-smoking metal dudes I went to high school with an apology.

Where has this been all my life?? This is exactly what I wanted from this project, a band I'd somehow never heard of and instantly loved.

I think I would have liked this 60% more with, like, 80% less synthesizer.

*yawn*

I love this one. I don't know if I would have included it on a list of albums everyone must hear, but I'm still happy to listen to it.

I'd heard a song or two of Joy Division's before but I don't think I ever really paid attention before. I liked this a lot.

I don't know if I'm a bossa nova kind of girl.

Huh. Turns out, I like Oasis much more than I thought I did.

Meh. Forgettable.

I love Elvis Costello, but this is not his best album and probably didn't need to be on this list.

This alternated between Temu Bruce Springsteen and yawn-inducing pretention.

I shoplifted this cassette tape from a chain drugstore in 1992. I then got a copy of it on CD for a penny from Columbia Record Club. Then a few years later, I downloaded it on Napster. And now, U2 is getting a fraction of a penny per song for me to listen to it on Spotify. I feel like I should mail Bono a $50 bill. Anyone have his address?

A band i was only passingly familiar with before today. I really, really liked this one! Definitely interested in listening to more from them.

I found this one to be pretty forgettable. It took me 2 days to get through because I kept forgetting I was doing it. Nothing wrong per se, but nothing super great either.

This was a good time.

I don't know what I was expecting, but this was not it, In a good way!

Just a heads up, gang. "Good but only if you don't actually listen to it" =/= "good". Maybe he confused the words 'timeless' and 'interminable'.

Wu-Tang Forever. I listened to this one twice back to back.

The thing about The Moby Song Formula (beats, repeating strings melody, sample of a blues hook sung by an old Black man) is that you don't notice it if you're hearing a song here, a song there. But back to back for over an hour? You start to wonder if you're going crazy because didn't I JUST hear this one? Your mom: We have Fatboy Slim at home. The Fatboy Slim at home:

This wasn't bad, but I've already forgotten it for the most part.

Add another tick in the "Sounds Like I'm Listening to a Heist Movie" column.

I've loved this album since I was far too young to understand it. I remember stealing the LP from my dad's collection and listening to it through big 1980s headphones while staring at the cover photo, wondering about the people on the cover and the cityscape behind them, wishing I could be there. This album sounds like home to me, but also like the deep need to leave home behind. One of Dylan's finest.

I don't know, man. I feel like I could allllmost like Rod Stewart. I just wish he wasn't so.....Rod Stewart.

Not on Spotify. Going to need to come back to this one. Update after finding it on YT, how did I miss this one in the 90s? I really, really liked this.

God, I love the White Stripes. This album is great, no notes.

One of my all-time favorites. I was surprised and thrilled to see this album come up today.

Absolutely, yes. 5 stars. I couldn't get enough of this one.

I already had every song on this one in my Liked Songs. I've loved this since I was a teenager.

I love The Velvet Underground, but this one isn't their best. It's like John Cale took their teeth with him when he left. It's still the Velvets, so 4 stars, but I can't give it the 5 stars I've given the rest of theirs so far.

Oh, I like this one. I'd heard a few songs by The Jam before but nothing from this album. I think I need more.

What a spectacular album. I offer no notes. I think this is a no-brainer.

Let's be honest here; every song on this album, with the exception of the one original, was done better by a Black artist. Factoring that in, I cant give it higher than 4, even though I had a great time listening to it.

This ain't no PARTY This ain't no DISCO THIS AIN'T NO FOOLIN AROUND But what it is, is a 5 star album by a 5 star band.

Urgh. I had an ex, well, The Ex, who played in local metal bands like this. I followed them to every shitty towny bar and cheered for every shitty towny band that played with them. The single best thing about getting older is that that part of my life is over. As of today, this album is the 5th-lowest rated on this site. Dear God, how bad are the other 4 going to be...

I was fully expecting to jam out to Humpty Dance (after all, I'm a Xennial) and then get bored quickly by the rest of the album. To my surprise, I had a really good time with the other songs too. Some misogyny and yikes-ey lyrics about underage girls (yes, I know, it was the 90s) keep it from being more than 3 stars, but overall this was mostly fun.

Look, the misogyny is exhausting, but the grooves are legendary. I can't quiiiiite give it 5, but I refuse to go lower than 4.

Y'know, if you'd asked me an hour ago if I considered myself a Grateful Dead fan, I would have shrugged and said something along the lines of "...eh, maybe? I like one or two songs, when I'm drunk or on a road trip or something?" And then I added over half of American Beauty to my Liked Songs. And I'm sober, and in my bedroom. I don't know anymore.

This was just okay for me. Vaguely familiar even though I'm sure I've never heard it before. I may never listen to it again.

I'm weird about my jazz. I like it with vocals, or if it doesn't have that, it needs to be up! beat! all! the! time! like a good Dixieland jazz. The meandering instrumental jazz isn't for me. I get the importance, but I don't enjoy the experience.

A high 3, almost 4 stars. Middle aged dad blues, even when done well, should be kept to under 45 minutes at a time.

I feel like that meme. Okay, was anybody gonna tell me how great Santana was? Or was I just supposed to figure out how great Santana was on my own?

I went into this not expecting much and was pleasantly surprised. I'd listen to this again.

Most of these songs are the same song.

This was fine, I guess. FAR too long.

Well, this is more songs than I'd thought The Monkees ever recorded in total. Why is this here again? They were a parody band. If they qualify, there had better be some Weird Al Yankovic in this list.

This was fine I guess? But it just. Kept. Going.

God, I wanted to hate this. *must...separate...art...from...Nazi...* Fuck you, Ye. Fuck you especially for making me like this album.

I feel like I should have loved this, but I was so, so bored.

If you've heard a Creedence song before, it's probably on this album and you probably know what you're in for before you start. I'm a Little Lebowski Urban Achiever.

You know what? Hell yeah.

I thought this was going to be a 1 star for me, since I have a history of not liking Cat Stevens. Perhaps I'm getting soft in my old age, but this wasn't bad. Nobody tell my punk rock friends.

I don't think I have anything to add to this. It's not often that you get to listen to something being invented, and it's even more rare for it to be so spectacular.

I spent 3/4 of this one dancing my ass off.

The Feminist Internal Conflict is real with this one, but I can't give anything fewer than 5 stars. It's too good.

This was fun, but maybe not revolutionary? There are probably better disco albums.

Oh I loved this one. I need more.

This was about what I expected. Background music. Good background music, but still. Not for me.

This challenged me, and I kinda loved it. Completely new to me experience and a band I've never heard of before. This was fun and funky and capital-s-Strange.

This is Metallica's finest album, which puts it high in the running for finest metal album of all time. I don't listen to much metal anymore, but I could keep this one on repeat all day.

I didn't really know Nas before this. I know I'd heard the name, and maybe one song. What have I been doing with my life. This. THIS. This is the top of the 90s rap game. Hell, possibly the top of the rap game, full stop. The beats, the flow, the lyrics, all top-tier. I'm blown away.

I don't love a live album, but this was a short, fun, funky good time.

How long is this fucking elevator?

I was so bored by tracks 1-3, but loved the flying hell out of tracks 4-6. I have no idea how to rate this.

Sometimes I just canNOT with reggae, but this one hits different.

Was this a "good" album? No. Did I have a good time with it anyway? Weirdly, yes.

This was forgettable. It felt like listening to your friend's garage band.

Hell yeah. This was a blast.

This was so, SO GOOD. What I wouldn't give to have been in the room when this was recorded, drunk and sweaty and ALIVE.

This was....fine? I didn't hate it but I will also probably forget about it before I finish typing this sente.... Who?

I know I owned this CD back in the beforetimes, but I have no memory of any song other than Groove is in the Heart. This was so much fun! Maybe it doesn't deserve to be on the same list as Dark Side of the Moon or whatever, but if you can set that aside, it's a good time.

Important and ahead of its time, but not something I'm gonna listen to twice.

This was....Not For Me.

I don't listen to metal like I used to, but I kinda always like hearing Megadeth. It makes me want to put on a jean jacket with a giant back patch and make out with a guy who tastes like Marlboro reds.

I bought this CD in 94, having never heard a single second of Green Day before, based entirely on a magazine review that called it "the return of punk". I got it home, listened to it, and HATED it. I was expecting Sex Pistols or the Misfits and what the hell is this? I didn't listen to it or any other Green Day by choice for years afterwards. Then one day I heard them on the radio or something and...I got it. It clicked into place that this was A) nothing like any punk I'd known before and yet also B) still punk as fuck. I went back and relistened to that dusty copy of Dookie that I never got rid of and fell in love. I've been a fan ever since. Five stars for the ability to learn from one's mistakes.

I have been waiting so patiently for 248 days and I finally got my first Bowie album of the project. David Bowie is my favorite artist. This is my favorite Bowie album, and it contains my favorite song. This is the easiest five stars I've ever had.

Absolutely, yes. What an amazing album. Listen through headphones to ascend to an entirely different astral plane.

I don't like Kate Bush.

It's Dylan and it's some of his best work. I don't think I need to explain anything further.

Them shoes is GAZED, y'all. Side note, not the album to listen to when you are on the struggle bus trying to stay awake.

I'm not normally into country, especially any country made since Taylor stopped making it. Oh, but I LIKED this! Her voice gives me chills. I'm giving it 4 stars for now, but I may regret not giving that 5th star later. It's giving yeehaw Lana Del Rey. Space Cowboy might be my new obsession.

I think that if I'd heard this in the 90s, my rating would be higher. But listening to it for the first time with 2026 ears, it was just okay.

I must be in the exact right mood for this one today. I'm normally kinda meh on 99% of Van Morrison's music (the exception being my weakness for Brown Eyed Girl), but I caught myself adding most of these the my Liked Songs as they came on.

I tend to only listen to Lucinda Williams when I'm on a road trip, which makes a Pavlovian situation wherein I hear this album and feel like I'm on the road.

I already know that this is a 5 star album for me. I've loved this one for decades.

If you ever catch me giving Bowie fewer than 5 stars on here, assume that I've been bodysnatched.

I love the 80s. It's my childhood, being that I'm a Xennial. So it's not some anti-synth bias that makes this so very, very forgettable.

Boiled down, raw, rock and roll excellence. Hell yes.

I feel like I will need to turn in my Punk Rock Street Cred Card for this. But, goddamn, can Billy Joel tell a story.

I was a weird, arty girl in high school in the early- to mid-90s. I'm incapable of objectivity when it comes to this album.

Getting this album the day after Bjork's "Debut" feels....intentional. Doesn't look like this is on Spotify, so it'll have to wait until I have YouTube time. Edit: kinda hell yeah? This sounds like Fiona Apple and Anna Marie Tendler had a baby in the 1400s and were like "forsooth, make sure she haveth the harpe lessones." I can see why it's not for everyone, but I dug it.

One banger followed by an hour of meh.

New-to-me artist in a style I don't normally gravitate towards, but I liked it. Chill background music for nighttime vibing.

Me, listening to Peter Gabriel: 😃 Me, listening to Genesis: 🙄

I've always loved Janis. The world will never have another voice like this.

Absofuckinglutely.

Indisputable 5 star album. Anyone who says otherwise is doing so to seem edgy. But you can't out-edgy Prince.

I needed two listens through to get this one, but I got there.

I don't actively listen to Metallica anymore. We broke up years ago. But. I had too many good times that were soundtracked by this album to give it any fewer than 5 stars.

This is the only prog rock you'll ever catch me listening to with anything adjacent to enjoyment, probably owing to its heavier-than-usual guitar riffs. But there's only so much flute a girl can take in one sitting.

Ok, yes, some of these lyrics aged like your finest milks. But it's still the Stones.

This was so different from what I'd been expecting, in a really good way.

I'm in the exact headspace for this.

While I argue that it shouldn't be on this list if we're not allowing compilation albums, I can't argue its inclusion based on merit. This is one of the greats, at her best. Yeah, it took me three days to get through, but what a great three days.

Quiet storm R&B has never been my favorite. Anita Baker is obviously crazy-talented, but that's not doing enough heavy lifting to get me to rate this any higher.

If you asked me if I liked Neil Young, I'd probably say something like "...eh? Maybe?" But I caught myself really loving this album. I think maybe I need to listen to more of his catalog. I might be a fan and not know it yet.

Man, I just do not get the hype over Arcade Fire. Musically they're fine at best, and dude's voice makes me queasy.

Man, why did I only know that one christmas song? These guys are awesome! I'm gonna fall deep down this rabbit hole.

Everyone always talks about 'over-sexualization as a minor' THIS and 'conservatorship causing arrested development' THAT, but what if the way Britney is now, in all her meth-using, knife-dancing glory, stems directly from having to live with the knowledge that she once recorded a song called Email My Heart?

New-to-me artist and I didn't know what to expect. I really liked this one. It was somehow classic 70s soul while being new and fresh. I could get into this.

Hell yes. Nonstop booty shakin good times.

This is the quintessential pop album. A decade before the Spice Girls think they invent Girl Power, Madonna is telling girls that we deserve respect, and he'd better shape up his damned act if he! Wants to deserve us! This is my feminist origin story and I will not apologize for it.

The World: Man, sucks that your lead singer died. I guess that means you guys are done making music, right? AC/DC: Hold my Foster's.

I don't know what to do with this one. I mean, like, FUHHHHk I hate prog rock. But! ☝️ Roundabout SLAPS. I'm calling it a 3, but I am capital-C-Conflicted about that. Tell the moon dog Tell the march hare Tell the moon dog Tell the march hare I need to go listen to some punk to reset.

I was so, so bored.

Well that was pretty great! I could lounge to this.

If you're into country music, this is probably excellent. I'm not, really, and I mostly enjoyed this.

I don't think I would pick it on my own to listen to, but goddamn if this wasn't fucking great.

Two really GREAT hits, among a lot of just-okay album cuts. 3 stars, I guess?

Um. What are we doing here, folks?

Hi. My name's [redacted], and I hate Radiohead. Or, at least, I did. I've hated this band since the 90s. I don't know what is happening to me here, but I've listened to OK Computer over and over again since it came up (and I decided to give it a fair chance). I'm not sure how it took me until [redacted] years old, but....Holy crap. You guys. Does anyone else know about Radiohead? I'm not even sure who I am right now.

Wtf are these lyrics.

I'd only ever heard This Is The Day before - this was great! I'm pleasantly surprised and a little confused as to why the The weren't bigger. I waffled between 4 and 5 stars on this, but I'm rounding up to 5.

I think life might be too short to waste one more minute of it rolling my eyes at this man's voice.

No-brainer. This is one of my all-time favorites. If you can keep from dancing throughout the entire Electric Warrior album, we can't be friends.

Spectacular.

Ugh. I really don't like prog rock.

I knew the title track of this one before now, but hadn't listened to anything else by Nick Drake, and in fact hadn't known anything about him. What a beautiful album. I'm sitting here with the wind knocked out of me.

You know what? HELL YEAH. I've never heard of these guys before but I am INTO IT. It's like if The Cramps went to Texas? New obsession forming in three...two...one...

I don't know what to do with this one. On paper, this is all kinds of my jam: glam, but also kinda punk, rock swagger, proto-hair metal, good timin' music. But in reality I swung wildly back and forth between "hell yeah brother" and "um, huh, okay". I think I'm calling it 3 stars because nothing else feels correct either.

One iconic song + some stock hippie organ noodling =/= a great album. Rounded up to three stars for sounding like rock and/or roll.

I already had every song saved to Liked Songs on Spotify. This is a wall to wall banger. Like, imagine. This is your DEBUT ALBUM. No one has ever head of you before, and you come crashing out the gates with Janie Jones? And White Riot? And Hate and War? And motherfucking CAREER OPPORTUNITIES?? I dont know how anyone could give this fewer than 5 stars. Even 5 seems low.

It's like if Dracula made sea shanties, but somehow even less good than that combination of words would imply.

I've always been more of a Document girly, but I can't find a flaw in Murmur. There's something in R.E.M.'s specific flavor of jangly that just scratches an itch deep in my brain.

It's been a very long time since I gave this entire album a front-to-back listen, and my god, does it ever hold up. This is rock theater drugs madness mania (complimentary).

Hardcore punk at its absolute finest. Perfuckingfection.

Oh, I fucking LOVED this.

What a surprise that was! I was not optimistic based on the cover art, but that was a great time. It's the bones of all of the things I like. I definitely want more.

It's giving "we have Radiohead at home."

Remember kids, don't let a pesky detail like "I don't know how to write songs" stop you from writing songs.