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You Love More Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|
| Trafalgar | 5 | 2.63 | +2.37 |
| Want One | 5 | 2.91 | +2.09 |
| Beach Samba | 5 | 2.92 | +2.08 |
| Rhythm Nation 1814 | 5 | 2.99 | +2.01 |
| The Last Broadcast | 5 | 3.05 | +1.95 |
| Crazysexycool | 5 | 3.07 | +1.93 |
| Close To You | 5 | 3.11 | +1.89 |
| In Our Heads | 5 | 3.12 | +1.88 |
| Trio | 5 | 3.13 | +1.87 |
| This Is Hardcore | 5 | 3.14 | +1.86 |
You Love Less Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vol. 4 | 1 | 3.75 | -2.75 |
| ...And Justice For All | 1 | 3.43 | -2.43 |
| My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy | 1 | 3.42 | -2.42 |
| Iron Maiden | 1 | 3.41 | -2.41 |
| Smash | 1 | 3.38 | -2.38 |
| Debut | 1 | 3.37 | -2.37 |
| xx | 1 | 3.37 | -2.37 |
| You Want It Darker | 1 | 3.34 | -2.34 |
| The College Dropout | 1 | 3.31 | -2.31 |
| A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector | 1 | 3.28 | -2.28 |
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Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
|---|---|---|
| Radiohead | 4 | 4.75 |
| Simon & Garfunkel | 3 | 5 |
| Arcade Fire | 3 | 4.67 |
| Stevie Wonder | 2 | 5 |
| Michael Jackson | 2 | 5 |
| Amy Winehouse | 2 | 5 |
| Fleetwood Mac | 2 | 5 |
| Beatles | 3 | 4.33 |
Least Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
|---|---|---|
| Björk | 3 | 1 |
| Kanye West | 2 | 1 |
| The xx | 2 | 1 |
| Black Sabbath | 3 | 1.67 |
| The Stooges | 3 | 1.67 |
| Iron Maiden | 2 | 1.5 |
| Metallica | 3 | 2 |
Controversial
| Artist | Ratings |
|---|---|
| Leonard Cohen | 5, 1 |
| The Velvet Underground | 1, 5, 2 |
| Doves | 2, 5 |
| Metallica | 4, 1, 1 |
| The Who | 2, 5, 4 |
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Kraftwerk
3/5
i like daft punk and i like this but god is it just so boring, three is the highest i can rate this without feeling bad about myself, i wish the whole thing was as funky as i know it has the power to be and was at times
2 likes
Roxy Music
3/5
who gave will wood an album and then made it rocky horror picture themed and then made all the songs 7 minutes long.
There is one really good song on this album and it’s In Every Dream Home A Heartache and other than that this album is just okay
1 likes
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Steely Dan
4/5
alright steely dan you win again
i cannot lie i think steely dan might actually be a musical genius
however i felt like this album was kinda the same vibe thru the whole thing so for that reason it gets a high 4
Pixies
2/5
QUIIIIEEEEEEETTTTTTTT!
SHAAADDUUPPPP!
Van Halen
3/5
surprisingly liked this. didn’t love it. but i was very pleasantly surprised.
David Bowie
3/5
very solid 3. tempted to bump to 4 bc of the song heroes bc it’s genuinely so good, but one song i’m in love with isn’t enough so 3
Elbow
4/5
high 4 maybe 5
Yes
3/5
started out thinking this album was going to be gas because of roundabout, and roundabout was indeed GAS, however, every other song on this album is about 6 minutes too long and doesn’t do anything interesting with that time. especially the last song droned on too long. that isn’t to say i didn’t thoroughly enjoy parts and moments of this album and overall had a good time. high 3
Guns N' Roses
3/5
i would honestly give this a high 3 maybe a 4, i just don’t think guns n’ roses is for me but there were still a lotta bangers on here and i could see a 4 brewing…
i’m gonna be so real u2 lemme down here. it’s gotta be a 2. still love u2, just think nothing is going on here really, sorry u2
The Zombies
3/5
this is just a me thing but i can’t ever stand the way songs from the 60s are mixed, everything just sounds like it’s coming out of a can, so, that’s this
Eric Clapton
4/5
yeah okay eric clapton!
Cat Stevens
4/5
goated, kind of banger after banger here
Radiohead
5/5
The Beach Boys
3/5
good fun, had a pretty good time, lots of good sounds going on here, some memorable tracks some not, but hey, it’s the freaking beach boys, this was pretty awesome i respect the insane work that went into this, pretty awesome stuff, maybe not my complete cup of tea/ type of music i’d bump often but i freak with it
The Black Crowes
2/5
not bad but nothing besides that one song really stood out, kind of blended together, didn’t feel very innovative or memorable sorry, i appreciate the sound and why people like it i guess, idk it was kind of boring kind of bland, but there were a couple moments i guess just not enough to really do it for me
Bob Marley & The Wailers
5/5
not bad but nothing besides that one song really stood out, kind of blended together, didn’t feel very innovative or memorable sorry, i appreciate the sound and why people like it i guess, idk it was kind of boring kind of bland, but there were a couple moments i guess just not enough to really do it for me
Magazine
4/5
gonna be honest i really enjoyed this. considered giving it a 3 but there were enough really good moments on almost every song and it kept me engaged and interested throughout the whole thing. very cool stuff. might keep listening to a couple of these
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
3/5
mid but good
Doves
2/5
meandering pink floyd but if it was coldplay
Pulp
4/5
this is a good one ☝️
The Vines
1/5
why does this guy like pink floyd so much jesus christ
don’t know if i even finished this album it was so boring i wanted to kill myself
some of the slower songs are not bad, but it doesn’t make up for how basic and unremarkable the rest of this garbage is
wish it didn’t suck as much as it did
finding very little redeemable or interesting things about any of this
ok
i’m calling it
i don’t think i’ll come back to this, and if i did, i wouldn’t even remember the name of the song i liked the most and i don’t want to wade through audio feces to find gold
The Triffids
2/5
yeah it’s alright
some good moments but the good songs are still just okay
not sure why this one’s on here bud
Tracy Chapman
5/5
yeah this is a classic
Lou Reed
4/5
saaaad soooongg!
Charles Mingus
4/5
these cats did in fact cook
Supergrass
4/5
yeah this one’s pretty awesome
Oasis
3/5
okay oasis
Baaba Maal
2/5
meh, idk if i need to hear this before i die, but i guess
Harry Nilsson
4/5
i like this album! not as good as i remember it being the first time i listened to it, but still holds up imo
Elvis Presley
3/5
elvis
The Pretty Things
3/5
id rather listen to the beatles sorry
Christine and the Queens
3/5
chris moment
Kraftwerk
3/5
i like daft punk and i like this but god is it just so boring, three is the highest i can rate this without feeling bad about myself, i wish the whole thing was as funky as i know it has the power to be and was at times
Billy Joel
5/5
5 ez
Janet Jackson
5/5
WOOOOOO!!!!
Bonnie "Prince" Billy
3/5
pretty good album weighed down by mid songs and lack of variety. if i could give this a 3 1/2 i would but i’ll round down for now
Stevie Wonder
5/5
don’t hurt em now 😮💨✋
Deee-Lite
2/5
eh, not my vibe, can’t fathom why i needed to hear this before i die lmao
Jungle Brothers
3/5
it pretty good. yeah. 🤷♂️
The Damned
2/5
Songhoy Blues
4/5
low key this was fire, it was a bit too long so i’d give it a light 4 but this was actually kind of a banger
Sebadoh
2/5
who made elliot smith do awful emo rock bruh 😭
no but fr this album is a let down, i could do see this being something i liked if the singer was different and if the production was different on every song and if some of the songs on here didn’t exist at all and if it was a completely different album
strong 2
George Michael
3/5
this is like a 3. a perfect 3. like just super in the middle, a 3.
Iron Maiden
2/5
2, meh
Roxy Music
3/5
who gave will wood an album and then made it rocky horror picture themed and then made all the songs 7 minutes long.
There is one really good song on this album and it’s In Every Dream Home A Heartache and other than that this album is just okay
Girls Against Boys
1/5
woah okay this was pretty bad!
Madonna
4/5
4 yeah this was some pretty solid madonna, 3.5 but i’ll round up
Duran Duran
5/5
pre listening: 5
during: 5
after: 5
Michael Jackson
5/5
hate to be that guy but i genuinely think this is a 5…
John Lee Hooker
4/5
honestly this was not bad at all. i was skeptical of it but i really came around on it by the end, pretty decent blues. i think this is probably like a 3.75 but i’ll give it a 4
Isaac Hayes
3/5
this would be a 4 if he didn’t yap for 8 minutes in one of the songs
The Dandy Warhols
3/5
i don’t know i liked it but something wasn’t doing it for me
The Charlatans
3/5
yet another three. when will this guy stop liking mid british rock. please. make it stop.
David Ackles
4/5
this feels like theater kid music. doesn’t matter i liked it
The Doors
4/5
pretty goated gonna be real. i lov da door:s!
Tom Waits
2/5
expected more from tom waits, not sure why
Ute Lemper
3/5
never in my life have i been more conflicted on an album on this list. on the one hand, there are so many songs in here that are beautiful and what i wish bjork sounded like. on the other, there are just as many songs that are exactly what bjork does sound like, and we’re back to that. i don’t know. i found myself swinging back and forth between 2 and 4 listening to this so for that reason it gets a 3, but not because it’s boring or mid but because i don’t know what to do here. i also like AND hare how musical theater ish some of the songs are. i just can’t seem to form a concrete opinion on this album
Nirvana
4/5
yeah this is a 4! yeah this is pretty darn good! yeah!
Astrud Gilberto
5/5
five. this is so vibes
4/5
this is good but this isn’t the best blur can get, it’s kind of like mid blur which is still good but
Rod Stewart
2/5
it’s fine
Beatles
5/5
it good
Joy Division
2/5
i didn’t like it that much
Air
4/5
i actually really mess with this
Big Brother & The Holding Company
4/5
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Finley Quaye
4/5
i know i’ve been giving a lot of 4s lately but this one is gas
The Who
2/5
2. i did not freak with this
Can
1/5
why does every album this guy pick sound like this
i promise you no song needs to be that long, nothing interesting going to happen at the 7 minute mark that hasn’t already happened at minute 2 bud, at least for this type of music, evil pink floyd gremlin
Franz Ferdinand
5/5
not only is this up my alley, this is literally my alley, i live here
The Replacements
4/5
i want to give this a 5 so badly but there were just not enough songs that i really really liked, BUT i did really thoroughly enjoy this album and a lot of the songs on it, i just don’t love it as a cohesive piece as much as i wanted to, but no i actually really liked this and i’d say this is like a 4.5 for me, as good to me as magazine was for me, i don’t know they kinda nailed this is that crazy or what, anyway yeah this was super super fire very solid lots of bangers that will be on my playlists very soon, listened to this one twice
beatles reference
Björk
1/5
Green Day
3/5
i don’t know man i know this is controversial but i’m just not as big of a green day fan as i thought i was
Quicksilver Messenger Service
1/5
did not feel it
Rage Against The Machine
3/5
it was alright
The Beta Band
3/5
i’m giving this a high 3 but i’m not giving it a 4, id have to listen to it a couple more times before i give it a 4, but it’s a pretty high 3 i actually kinda enjoyed this one
De La Soul
3/5
it’s pretty good. feel bad for my string of threes lately but yeah i mean yeah this was good
Jefferson Airplane
3/5
true to form, i GOT to hit this with yet another THREE. This album was just okay, thanks
The Velvet Underground
1/5
couldn’t finish. fell asleep
Kate Bush
4/5
close to 5 but this is a very very strong 4, kate bush you are a actual genius
The Monkees
4/5
loved it
The Beach Boys
4/5
high 4! this one’s like a 4.675
Steve Earle
2/5
it’s a 2
The Cure
3/5
not quite my tempo
Paul McCartney
4/5
i actually thought i was gonna hate this but it’s actually very good, low 4
Dexys Midnight Runners
4/5
is it crazy to give this a 5 i actually just really enjoyed this one and i’m feeling generous tonight
no yeah this was awesome
okay i’m not gonna give it a 5 but i feel like i haven’t felt very specific way about an album since magazine and i can’t quite explain what i mean by that
but just know that this specific 4 is a higher 4 than the previous 4’s i have given
Kanye West
1/5
5 stars for carley rae!
Amy Winehouse
5/5
FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE
Radiohead
5/5
i can’t even begin to describe how much i love this album and how special this album is to me like it’s so good i can’t even omg
it’s insane how every single song on this album is just a banger after banger, the only one for me personally that i’ve never LOVED is house of cards but even then it’s still good, like it’s just phenomenal and addicting to listen to
TLC
5/5
banger
Van Halen
2/5
i just don’t know how else to say like i just don’t like this very much like i just don’t think it’s made for me and i found it honestly really boring to listen to i’m sorry it’s just like lame sorry van halen
Genesis
4/5
solid solid 4 very fun very experimental very cool i loved it for a lot of reasons
k.d. lang
4/5
i actually also really liked this one a lot and had a lot of tracks on here that may work there way into some playlists, hidden gem for me i would’ve never listened to this on my own so it’s cool i did here
Coldplay
5/5
i know this is crazy but
Run-D.M.C.
4/5
okay this is actually fire
robert donley morris reference
also tyler the creator reference in one of the songs
this is a banger
Christina Aguilera
2/5
i just didn’t freak with this the way i thought i would, maybe one or two songs but over all this felt kind of overdone or generally like a shoulder shrug
The Dictators
3/5
overall not a bad sound and i really liked some moments on this album but i’ve just heard better versions of this
Creedence Clearwater Revival
5/5
i think this album deserves a five no questions asked
The Cars
4/5
easy 4 😮💨
Snoop Dogg
4/5
tempted to give this a 5 bc he’s like just that good but not quite there bc i fear there are a couple skips on this one, but like genuinely so good, made me realize how trash eminem is
Arcade Fire
5/5
i love this album. not explaining myself on this, not taking any questions at this time, i just love this album so much
Paul Simon
4/5
good vibes on this one
10cc
4/5
actually pretty whimsical, didn’t know 10cc was silly like that, while i did love and enjoy this, it’s gonna be a low 4 for me just because i’m not sure i would personally take any of these songs with me, but if i had heard this in freshman year or during my tally hall frenzy, this might have changed me
LL Cool J
2/5
this is honestly just ok, heard better, i just don’t know about this one, consistent 2, felt like listening to van halen 4 me
The Velvet Underground
5/5
thank god i have actually been waiting for this
one
while i don’t believe this is a perfect album, i personally am giving this one a 5 because i love every song on this album and this album and i wish all of velvet underground/ lou reed sounded like this but that, as we’ve seen so far, is not the case
but this. is. gas.
Pulp
5/5
i’m gonna give this a 5 solely because i can’t stop listening to it
Stephen Stills
3/5
actually kinda gas
not quite my tempo
Lorde
5/5
five
White Denim
3/5
i thought it was alright, weirdly reminded me of radiohead, what’s up with that
Machito
2/5
kinda mid jazz i’m sorry
Suicide
1/5
stopped when he started whimpering on Girl,
this is terrible, this sounds like Lou Reed at his worst and it’s not even Lou Reed
I hate u
Arcade Fire
5/5
FFIIIIIIVE I LOV THIS BANGOR
Pavement
3/5
this was okay. 🫤 idk man. it was okay. can’t complain. 🫤
Janelle Monáe
5/5
this MIGHT be a perfect album
Al Green
4/5
gas
Simply Red
3/5
this is fine. no i did not need to hear this before i die
The Adverts
2/5
magazine if they were trash
what kink does this guy have for terrible sounding guitars?
R.E.M.
4/5
very strong 4 💪
N.W.A.
3/5
close to a 4, but it’s lowkey repetitive and the songs are too long, looked up and i was only on the fourth song, felt like i’d been there for ages. stg
Haircut 100
4/5
i wanna give this a five just because it’s so much fun but it doesn’t have enough bangerz, but it does i just need to spend more time with it. it reminds me of the best devo stuff and a bit of Madness. i really loved this. i hope this doesn’t haunt me the way magazine did. 4. very strong 4.
Radiohead
4/5
decent 4, too much garbledygook, but the bangers save it and push it to a four for me
R.E.M.
4/5
also a strong 4. i don’t know why this isn’t a 5 because objectively i think it could be, im just not sure if it aligns with my personal taste in the way it would take for me to give this a 5
The Hives
3/5
started off strong, got worse 😕
Lucinda Williams
3/5
this is a low 3, almost a 2, not that i think this is bad but it is not my style at all, however i recognize that a lot of the songs were actually objectively not bad, but it is a low 3 for me personally
Leonard Cohen
5/5
this is a five for me. i love this a lot. leonard cohen, the man you are
Funkadelic
2/5
gonna be real. nothing on this one hit. however, it wasn’t offensively bad, so it gets a 2
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
3/5
a 3 highkey, elvis costello they could never make me form an opinion on you (okay but seriously what is the appeal who is this man and why do so many people like him i have never heard or loved any of these songs)
LTJ Bukem
4/5
i really freak w this
Lynyrd Skynyrd
4/5
so gas. almost deserves a 5. but idk. it’s very close to a 5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
3/5
high 3, p good
Carpenters
5/5
yeah
Yes
3/5
solid 3, could be a 4 if i give it more listens, i have heard Yes be better than this to be honest
Black Sabbath
2/5
it’s alright, not as bad as i thought, lives up to my low expectations
Little Richard
3/5
Ryan Adams
4/5
fire?? unexpected fire??
Jurassic 5
3/5
decent
Super Furry Animals
4/5
low 4
Slint
1/5
nope
Arrested Development
3/5
oh i forgot i listeners to this one yeah it was ok
The Who
5/5
what the heck
just actually insane
maybe one of the best openings and closings in album???
just what the heck man
the who
Guided By Voices
2/5
you know, not everyone HAS to make music
(valuable hunting knife tho…)
Scissor Sisters
5/5
shameless 5, i freak with this
Rush
2/5
okay
Einstürzende Neubauten
1/5
okay
5/5
whole album is insanely good
The Smiths
4/5
solid 4, i’ll let the smiths have this one
Elton John
4/5
this is good, good 4
John Cale
3/5
this was an odd one, gonna have to form an opinion on this later
The Boo Radleys
4/5
weirdly enough got a good kick out of this one. elliot smith vocals + the beatles = whatever this was. a lot of annoying tracks, a lot of beautiful ones, kind of too long i think, but i liked it enough to bump it from 3 to 4
Solomon Burke
5/5
gas no skips
The Velvet Underground
2/5
wow! i did not like this that much! femme fatale is pretty good but other than that… i remember i tried to listen to this album when i was 14 because i thought this was a mother mother album. it was not and i was severely disappointed. my disappointment remains.
Radiohead
5/5
wait okay this album is actually kinda good 😆🤟
David Holmes
3/5
it’s alright a bit too long and a bit too one note
Fats Domino
3/5
it’s okay
Rufus Wainwright
5/5
GAS
Hawkwind
1/5
i didn’t like any of this
Steely Dan
5/5
David Bowie
3/5
solid. not bowies best, but a good sound. didn’t know he covered across the universe. didn’t need to know that either. sorry.
Various Artists
1/5
phil spector.
Queen
4/5
honestly a 4, i liked it
Cocteau Twins
4/5
this was a LOT of fun. HIGH 4!!!!!
Nirvana
4/5
pretty good
Laibach
1/5
i have trouble describing how genuinely awful this is
Prince
5/5
goat
Bruce Springsteen
2/5
i’m gonna lie, this is fire
Bee Gees
5/5
five. five. five.
Iron Butterfly
3/5
oh this one was actually not that bad, decent 3
Blur
4/5
low 4
good stuff, just not quite my tempo
The Police
3/5
is this on here because it’s actually good? or because it’s the police?
The Doors
3/5
solid 3
Paul McCartney and Wings
5/5
five, this was beautiful
Sonic Youth
2/5
i like one song on this and i can’t remember what it is
Thundercat
4/5
i’m not gonna lie this is fire
sounds like bill wurtz sometimes
miss that guy
Weather Report
4/5
you know what, i started out doubting this, but i throughly enjoyed it. you know what? hell yeah.
Dire Straits
3/5
high 3! i liked this i had a lot of fun, didn’t love the f slur, gonna be real
Brian Eno
3/5
this was okay
Death In Vegas
2/5
i’m sorry but it’s getting a two, it has to happen
Fugees
5/5
it’s a five
The Chemical Brothers
3/5
high 3, couldn’t quite crack 4 for me, but still legit
Sigur Rós
4/5
by FAR one of the best albums on this list i haven’t heard yet. holy god. where has this album been my whole life. insane 4, working it’s way to a 5 on the relistens (almost every song was a little too sad and it made me kinda sad). just crazy work
The Youngbloods
2/5
alright. not crazy. honestly a 2 for me
Curtis Mayfield
4/5
yk what, this is a 4. i liked this a lot. great vibes.
B.B. King
3/5
eh, it’s alright
Fairport Convention
2/5
wow. 🥱
Sam Cooke
4/5
fye
Silver Jews
1/5
didn’t like country (country?) in the first place. i don’t know how else to say this. i fucking hate this guys voice. i imagine this is how everyone who doesn’t like leonard cohen and lou reed feel about leonard cohen and lou reed. but oh my god, i can’t listen to a single one of these songs with a smile on my face. get me out of here. and why the hell does it sound like he’s singing INTO my ear canal. BACK UP FROM THE MIC BUDDY. OR SING A TUNE. HELP MEEEEE.
anyway. not a fan, the music is okay, but like, jesus christ. he sounds bored in every single song or sleepy or stupid and ugly.
i’m lowkey giving this a 1, had a hard time finishing which i think is a sign there wasn’t really any part of this i would bump it to a 2 for. i guess it wasn’t like offensive or like grating. but man.
eugh.
The Rolling Stones
3/5
yeah, 3, i see why this was great, but honestly it kinda came and went for me
Lloyd Cole And The Commotions
3/5
oh this was uhhh i don’t know this was pretty good. thought it was going in one direction and then didn’t fully commit. i don’t know. could have done more i can hear the promise, but it just didn’t quite stick the landing for me. mid to low 3
The Kinks
4/5
high 4, kept getting better the more i listened, i thought this was gonna be another lame rock album, but i really had fun here
Simon & Garfunkel
5/5
SUCH A FIVE SUUUUUUUUUCCH A FIVE
Blood, Sweat & Tears
2/5
uhhh okay. yeah. yeah this was okay. i’m
probably never gonna listen to this again. this is what i imagine every other song sung by the “don’t you forget about me” guy sounds like. like. yeah. okay. debating bw 2 and 3 but i think we’re going w 2 because of how bored i was
The Prodigy
3/5
yea.
Def Leppard
3/5
yuh get it i guess
Jimmy Smith
3/5
girl whatever
low 3, not bad enough for a 2
Soundgarden
4/5
i can’t lie i did actually like this
Depeche Mode
5/5
great album, will revisit a good deal of these songs, gotta hit that 5
Adam & The Ants
2/5
what is going on
Jeff Buckley
5/5
🤭
Red Hot Chili Peppers
4/5
i actually was surprised at how much i lkked this, however. so. long. i don’t know why this felt so long but it was. and also i was like oh yay all the songs don’t sound the same and then i was on like song ten and i was like oh… anyway. i did genuinely like this a lot. low 4
Elvis Presley
3/5
you know, i actually didn’t hate this album. or elvis. i don’t know i would listen to this again or a lot, but if i was playing fallout and wanted to listen to the background music on the fallout radio, this would be perfect
Faith No More
2/5
how is this guy so bad at picking albums bruh 😭
The Offspring
1/5
oh my GOD 😭
Willie Nelson
4/5
i know u guys are gonna jump me, but i think this is a very strong 4, i’m just not feeling a five here. i love it a lot, but i don’t know. that’s me man
The Jesus And Mary Chain
3/5
okay, yeah
Depeche Mode
3/5
now i love me some depeche mode, but i KNOW they can hit harder than this. what was this y’all. every song just kept falling farther and farther off. gotta be either a high 2 or low 3. imma do low 3. low though. low.
Elton John
5/5
easy 5️⃣
Brian Eno
2/5
is there something wrong with me i don’t think i like brian eno even a little bit
Shivkumar Sharma
2/5
this is cool i guess i don’t really know how to rate it or if i’m THAT big a fan of instrumentals but i’m gonna go 2 here
Joni Mitchell
3/5
i liked it. not enough for a four, but i liked it. hell yea
Screaming Trees
3/5
yo lowkey i liked this one. i give this a high 3, but it could maybe get a four on the relisten
Björk
1/5
i hate you
The Black Keys
3/5
i think this is good for what it is and was at the time, but i think we have sort of grown out of this sound, and there are just so many other things i would listen to before this. not terrible tho, doesn’t hurt my ears, overall pleasant, but kind of boring
Dire Straits
4/5
i’m constantly amazed at how genuinely actually i enjoy dire straits. i don’t know why but i always just think to myself like ugh dire straits here we go but then i turn it on and i’m like wait i’ve heard this song on the radio a million times and actually i like this. i still don’t love this guys voice, i think he’s a weird singer, but i think we gotta hit a low 4 here. considering a 3, but i felt generous today
Björk
1/5
one
Amy Winehouse
5/5
genius
Iggy Pop
4/5
iggy pop was already in my rotation, but now that i listened to this all the way thru, dare i say i’m an iggy pop FAN? Dare i say???
A Tribe Called Quest
3/5
pretty good pretty good
The Saints
2/5
eh
Eminem
2/5
lowkey a 1 or a 2. lyrics suck. uhhh every song sounds the same. gonna be real i think that one eminem album could maybe get a 3, but not this one. got one okay song that doesn’t like pmo
Brian Wilson
4/5
yeah i liked this
Ella Fitzgerald
4/5
very good. very long for sure. i thought this was beautiful and lovely. i would give it a 5, but this is not the kind of music i would listen to again and also it was so long
The Temptations
4/5
thinking about a 5 for this…
Pixies
3/5
i actually do like the sound they’re going for i just hate the main singers voice for some reason so much. exactly how i feel about the smashing pumpkins. anyway at least where is my mind was on here
Madonna
3/5
idk man this was overall a madonna flop for me
Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart
3/5
me and all my homies fw jah wobble
The Stooges
2/5
no thanks i’m good!
Boards of Canada
2/5
ehhhh. this was okayyy. i don’t know. i agree with elanor it was very eery and not very fun. some of the sounds were cool, but we can do better chat
Tori Amos
2/5
ehh
Mudhoney
3/5
not crazy about this. i think it’s good, but not great, redeems itself as it goes on from a two to a three
Jorge Ben Jor
4/5
A SOLID. DESERVED. FOUR. THIS WAS GREAT
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
3/5
this was really interesting i expected to like this a LOT more than i did 😭 i didn’t hate it or anything but it was definitely. i don’t know it gave me the feeling of listening to a pixies album it’s like man i really like this one song and every other song on the album kind of sounds like that but not even really so hm
i mean it was good, i wasn’t crazy about it tbh and probably won’t revisit much other than maps
Slipknot
1/5
well. that was slipknot
Parliament
4/5
YO THIS WAS GAS
Frank Sinatra
4/5
could see this as a 5
Fela Kuti
3/5
yeah this was great, why was every song 17 minutes!
The Human League
4/5
this is pretty solid, everything on here sounds exactly as i thought it would. yep. i liked it. low 4
The Rolling Stones
4/5
this was great. id give this a 5 if i was a rolling stones fan
Grateful Dead
3/5
uhhh. uhhhhhhhhhh. hm. i mean this was cool but impossible to distinguish any of the songs from each other and they were all like 15 minutes long. yeah. i mean it was good but so uhhhhhhh
Butthole Surfers
2/5
really disappointed. butthole surfers is such a good name. gotta give this a 2, low 2 teetering on 1
David Bowie
3/5
well. um. huh. i think this was good. low 3. lots of ambiance. too much for my taste
The Bees
4/5
i thought this was lovely
Marilyn Manson
1/5
The Notorious B.I.G.
3/5
looked up and i was only halfway thru. jesus. i will say that a lot of these songs are really undeniably iconic, but i do agree that a lot of the lyrics in this are def misogynistic and stuff. i really wanted to rate this higher, but i still think it deserves a three for what it is
Dolly Parton
4/5
LETS GO DOLLY 🔥
Morrissey
3/5
i actually think some of these songs are overall not too bad, but i’ve never heard an album where i was so sure that the singer has absolutely nothing to say because they lyrics are so nothing like they are just like rachel barry’s my hairbrush it’s so like bruh who cares, and then also i feel like this album sounds weird idk how to describe it but it just sounds so weird, anyway, it was going to get a 2 but i’m going to grace it with a 3
k.d. lang
3/5
goat, but i also feel like kd lang has better albums
Peter Gabriel
2/5
thanks i think i get the gist, sledgehammer was good, moving on
The Stooges
2/5
low 3 tempted for a 2, i don’t know why but i just don’t like the stooges, i like him when he’s on his own but for some reason i just don’t like the stooges, i think it’s boring i think it’s annoying and i think it’s repetitive and that’s all, i don’t know, doesn’t work for me for some reason, you know what i am gonna do a 2 but i’ll say it’s a high 2
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
2/5
you know, some people just music isn’t their thing and that’s okay
The Rolling Stones
3/5
wow it’s the rolling stones
Fleetwood Mac
5/5
no brainer
Billie Holiday
3/5
same old same old doesn’t mean it was bad tho
Rush
3/5
meh thought it was interesting but his voice is suck
Nitin Sawhney
4/5
low 4 high 3
Oppenheimer what are you doing here?
Miles Davis
2/5
i think this is good but it isn’t THAT good to justify these crazy song lengths
The The
4/5
interesting 🧐
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
4/5
4 ofc
Led Zeppelin
3/5
gun to head i couldn’t tell you the difference between led zeppelin, acdc, aerosmith, guns n’ roses, and the rolling stones
U2
3/5
mid
Bruce Springsteen
2/5
boring and exactly what i expected from this man
Echo And The Bunnymen
3/5
interesting
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
1/5
i hate you
George Harrison
5/5
I LOVE YOU GEORGE HARRISON!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimi Hendrix
4/5
actually really liked; good songs, good dishwashing vibe
Frank Black
1/5
sucks that this was awful
50 Cent
3/5
high 3.7 maybe. i liked this but didn’t love it
Cyndi Lauper
5/5
flawless, beautiful, graceful, magical, adding songs from this to my rotation
A Tribe Called Quest
4/5
fire
Hot Chip
5/5
surprising 5
Suede
3/5
3, pulp if they sucked
Earth, Wind & Fire
5/5
gotta hit ‘em with the easy 5
Roni Size
3/5
high 3 but only bc i locked into this for like 2 hours
Simon & Garfunkel
5/5
five. no questions.
Eagles
4/5
5 in another life
The Byrds
3/5
mid
M.I.A.
4/5
between a 4 and 5 here, really vibed with this
2Pac
3/5
thought this was good, very solid, high 3
Bob Dylan
4/5
you know what i actually like him, 4, he lost one point because of his freaky voice
Everything But The Girl
2/5
meh
The Soft Boys
3/5
mid
Herbie Hancock
4/5
i actually really liked this not what i was expecting
Dolly Parton
5/5
defo 5
The Stooges
1/5
i hate the stooges, i can’t stand them, please shut up
Alice In Chains
2/5
it was okay, grew on me as it went, but then it grew off me, i heard one song i liked and then they did just that for about 2 hours and i stopped liking it, thanks for this i guess, uhh, high 2
Nas
4/5
low-key giving this a 4, solid 90s rap
Ananda Shankar
2/5
fine, 2, why is this on the list?
Orange Juice
3/5
delightful, high 3
Kanye West
1/5
kanye, 1, brandi, 5, her voice is an instrument, not only an album you should listen to before you die, but also one of the best albums maybe ever, pretty life changing, college dropout is okay
Shuggie Otis
3/5
mid 3
Tom Waits
2/5
low 2, thanks for this sound, no more of that, alright, that was tom waits
Minutemen
3/5
mid to high 3, black midi if they were boring
Iron Maiden
1/5
Elliott Smith
5/5
beautiful, i love you elliott smith
Roxy Music
2/5
low 2, please stop putting roxy music on this list i don’t get it
Metallica
4/5
thought it was good and best metal so far, lost half a point bc i don’t like metal that much lost another half a point bc repetitive
The Mothers Of Invention
2/5
did not like, no more please
Jane's Addiction
1/5
i hates this
Ozomatli
4/5
i really enjoyed this
Bob Dylan
4/5
you know what, i’m gonna be nice
Alanis Morissette
5/5
perfect album
Michael Jackson
5/5
loved it
Metallica
1/5
no no no bad no more of this stuff
Pentangle
4/5
i loved this one a lot
Gary Numan
3/5
high 3, good fun kinda boring tho
Simon & Garfunkel
5/5
not questionable
Stevie Wonder
5/5
easy 5
Dead Kennedys
2/5
lame
Fishbone
4/5
4 you could tell they have fun with this one
Massive Attack
3/5
honorable 3
Eurythmics
5/5
i loved this
Nico
3/5
high 3, very nice
Wilco
4/5
high 4, almost 5 but some of the songs are too predictable and boring and not my style but very good
Queen
4/5
really solid rock, very fun, not the best queen, but good queen
TV On The Radio
2/5
high 2, kinda like suicide but more boring and less offensive
Lana Del Rey
2/5
i don’t like llama del ray
Stan Getz
5/5
very lovely work music
Megadeth
1/5
hated hated hated
Beatles
4/5
very good beatles classic stuff
Fever Ray
1/5
if i never hear this again it’ll be too soon
Neil Young
4/5
very good . yes.
Ice Cube
1/5
safe one
Ray Charles
3/5
David Bowie
3/5
david bowie if he made a mediocre black country new road album right before he died, low 3
Cheap Trick
2/5
why is this on the list?
Aerosmith
3/5
it was okay
The Beach Boys
5/5
i think i gave this a 4 earlier but i’m gonna bump it to 5, yeah its good whatever
Deep Purple
3/5
mid 3, non offensive music to my ears good rock
Emmylou Harris
2/5
high 2, super boring, super lame, like if tom waits was a woman
Bob Dylan
3/5
low 3, if i never hear bob dylan again it’ll be too soon, please no more bob dylan, good album though, good songs
Beach House
4/5
low to medium 4, i really liked some of these songs and the rest were okay ambiance
Donald Fagen
4/5
high 4, i would give it a five but i know he can do better
Hugh Masekela
3/5
yeah it was fine
The White Stripes
2/5
solid 2, really disappointed, such high hopes for this album, and nothing stood out to me, talk about boring music
Leonard Cohen
1/5
a 1, hate, stop making music please
Lou Reed
4/5
yeah i like this album
The xx
1/5
DIE DIE DIE
Arctic Monkeys
4/5
pretty good 4
Doves
5/5
i love this album, still not as good as coldplay, i feel really good about this one and i will revisit it probably as much as i did elbow
The La's
3/5
High 3, maybe medium 3, it was just okay, thanks i guess
Fleetwood Mac
5/5
heroic album, beautiful stuff
The Cult
2/5
yeah it was nothing
Arcade Fire
4/5
I really like this, some don’t hit, but overall it hits
Black Sabbath
2/5
boring metal slop again, every metal album is the same change my mind
Robbie Williams
2/5
very very strong, very solid, pretty good 2, not a great album, not great lyrics, boring sound sounds like slip don’t care i csnt believe he’s famous
King Crimson
4/5
i have loved this album for 3 years. Good one. A little too long sometimes so it gets a 4, but deserves a 5
Beatles
4/5
really good beatles album, gets a little too silly for me sometimes
The National
2/5
Violent Femmes
2/5
bad. not good
The Birthday Party
1/5
absolute garbage i hate you
Bad Brains
1/5
BOOOO
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
2/5
didn’t love
Beastie Boys
4/5
YAAAYYYY!!!!!!!
Kings of Leon
3/5
this gets a low 3, sounds like RHCP and lin manuel miranda
Cypress Hill
3/5
fine, kind of boring, but like beastie boys but not as cool
Neil Young
5/5
GOATED
Talvin Singh
1/5
one, stop picking bad foreign music, not bad because it’s foreign, but it’s just bad
Black Sabbath
1/5
Kill yourself
Metallica
1/5
Rip ozzy
Red Hot Chili Peppers
2/5
red hot chili peppers
Soft Cell
3/5
3, i at first was like why are they so weird and then i was like wait i like it tho
Aerosmith
4/5
low-key really liked this one
Jimi Hendrix
3/5
high 3, could’ve been better if the songs weren’t 18 minutes
Deerhunter
3/5
it’s okay
Led Zeppelin
3/5
i never cared for led zeppelin
Drive-By Truckers
1/5
couldn’t get through
The xx
1/5
so bad so not even funny so bad
The Who
4/5
very solid
The Strokes
5/5
PEAK
Fiona Apple
4/5
goat
Talking Heads
4/5
okay! can we get some more talking heads in here!
Foo Fighters
3/5
i actually thought this was pretty good. but not good enough and i'm in a good mood so 3
Tim Buckley
3/5
mehhhg, wasn’t as good as i thought it’d be
Bob Dylan
3/5
bob dylan bob dylan STOP PUTTING HIS ALBUMS ON THIS LIST STOP IT STOP JUST STOP
Rufus Wainwright
4/5
my second love…
4/5
today do day do day day day day day day day day dayyyyyyy
Daft Punk
4/5
almost perfect