Reviews (page 8 of 8)
Repetitive random cringe
No, sorry. Not sure this one earns its place on the list, at least not for me.
This was some boring shit and it was way too long.
Bit boring
Lyrically and musically very uninspiring. Could've gotten 2 stars if it would've ended a few songs sooner.
Like kje sånn musikk
Pretty sure this is what NPCs listen to.
This is barely an album, more a sample collection.
I found this challenging to listen to, rather dull and repetitive. I have to admit I didn't finish the album, sorry MJ Cole.
Only managed to listen to a quarter of the album, thought it was shite. What is this album doing on this list?
Not for me. Perhaps in a club 15 years or so ago.... Even then, probably not. Big MC Grindah vibes on the radio interlude
Sounded like the music to the Multiplayer levels of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle.
Not interested
wut?
This hurts my ears.
First thought: this music makes me feel like I'm browsing a shitty store at a mall. Unfortunately, this didn't change as I sat through the rest of the album. I love good dance music but this feels like the most generic, blah version. I really don't understand why this is on the list as I feel like there have to be more groundbreaking or better versions of this subgenre of dance music. I don't hate it, I just personally find it very boring. Standout Tracks: N/A
Very boring and bland electronic music
2/10
I'm wondering if the people who gave this a positive review or even the people involved in making this album could pick any of these songs out of a lineup. I'll admit that electronic music isn't always a favorite genre of mine but I like some standout artists and albums. I'm definitely not a person who thinks you can't make good music using computers or that dance music can't be interesting but this is the kind of music that people hear and (wrongly) believe those things. Blah, blah, good beat, blah, blah you can dance to it, etc.but boring without the use of club drugs.
Not for me. So dated sounding. I really hated it.
Electronic garbage
Dull. Not for me.
helt värdelöst. det är som att svärfar tar dig som ett jävla pendeltåg
There are albums that shine forever in my personal music realm. Not this one.
Not really my thing. I'm going to be a little bit harsh and give it a 1 just because I don't do that very often.
No me gusta
Boring
Shite
So irritating I only listened to the first 7 or 8 tracks.
My first failure. I may return to be a completionist but I can't suffer through 2 hours of the same house beat in one sitting. So redundant.
Perfect for fans of vanilla ice cream, How I Met Your Mother, generic drugs, well liquor, and overall boredom in general.
Meh
Je connais maintenant le UK garage. La pochette ne m’inspirait pas du tout. C’est finalement moins pire que je pensais. Il y a certains bons éléments, certains bons beats, mais à part une musique de fond, ce n’est pas vraiment mon bag. Et c’est vraiment trop long.
05/05/2022 lmao, what? Over 2 hours of repetitive noise. Absolutely not for me.
Música lounge para un bar de medio pelo
Deserves to be forgotten.
My ears just threw up
The toast sandwich of music
Ughh This wasn't good at all.. Crazy love was the only song I made it all the way through.
Not really for me.
Dance and electric that is NOT for me. Usually I can ignore this stuff or put it on in the background and somewhat enjoy, but something hit me weird with this and it put me on edge. Nope.
I couldn't do it.
CRAP
Not a fan.
Sunday afternoon R&B for people who don’t want to listen to anything outside their comfort zone. Hypocritical perhaps, but meh!
Sounds like somebody had a demo version of Frooty Loops and went crazy with all the preloaded samples. Very boring
C'est quoi c'est de la house ?
flemme c'est bon là oh ntm l'album de 2h
Really don't understand what this is doing here. Because it's British?
I think my hatred of this album goes back to me not liking dance clubs. And probably even further back to high school dances. Either way, I think I would need drugs to enjoy it. File it in the trash bin. Highlight Track: "I see".
It's a very rare occurrence for me to turn off albums early. Usually only happens with double albums that I need to adjust to. When I really need to prevent myself from going crazy, I come back to it later that day to give it another go. But I still just wanted to shut this off after just a few tracks. The tracks are so repetitive and boring. There are some sound effects I think are unique and are of some interest, but nothing significant and just shows the potential they could put in a decent album. It's just filler club music. Some things I like, such as the trippiness of "Bandelero Desperado" for some 30 second span in the middle and the catchiness of "Crazy Love" (which distracts from its repetition). It feels like a high schooler messing around with some electronic noises to sound cool, bringing in some guest singers to avoid people from focusing on the drawn-out sequences. The only reason I'd come back to this album is if I was desperate to steal generic club tracks. I would never want to listen to the whole thing from start to finish again. 2-Step/UK Garage is a shallow, one-dimensional genre that faded like overchewed gum, with this album proving that UK Garage is nothing more than a fad.
This genre is not for me
Didn't want to finish it. Unsure if I disliked the music or the godawful album cover more
Thought it might reach the minimum of good mindless music to program to. It didn't. No bright spots. Didn't know when to end in the middle of the deluxe, but i had enough.
I have no idea how this is a "must listen to" album. It is very average at best. Never heard of this group, never heard of any of the songs. Maybe it gets better with time, but for me, it has to be a 1/5 for now.
No
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