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Fri Oct 22 2021
Dookie
Green Day
Happy punk
4
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Mon Oct 25 2021
Rattus Norvegicus
The Stranglers
Fun garage-y 70s rock with fuzz and keyboards.
4
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Tue Oct 26 2021
The Real Thing
Faith No More
4
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Wed Oct 27 2021
The Score
Fugees
Classic. Fuck the outro.
5
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Thu Oct 28 2021
Band On The Run
Paul McCartney and Wings
thppt. shoulda stayed in the Beatles.
2
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Fri Oct 29 2021
Dance Mania
Tito Puente
3
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Mon Nov 01 2021
Marcus Garvey
Burning Spear
3
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Tue Nov 02 2021
Blackstar
David Bowie
4
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Wed Nov 03 2021
Aqualung
Jethro Tull
Lotta flute. Lil too much piano.
3
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Thu Nov 04 2021
Either Or
Elliott Smith
Too sad for me.
2
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Fri Nov 05 2021
Superunknown
Soundgarden
5
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Mon Nov 08 2021
Songs From A Room
Leonard Cohen
He's not as sad a bastard as I thought?
3
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Tue Nov 09 2021
Sign 'O' The Times
Prince
Most double albums would be better as single albums.
3
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Wed Nov 10 2021
World Clique
Deee-Lite
Not really a house music guy. The single was enough for me.
2
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Thu Nov 11 2021
Arrival
ABBA
Not my jam.
2
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Fri Nov 12 2021
Two Dancers
Wild Beasts
Nah.
1
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Sat Nov 13 2021
Slippery When Wet
Bon Jovi
Got pretty dodgy when it wasn't the hits.
2
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Sun Nov 14 2021
In Rainbows
Radiohead
Memories of the Dwight spot.
4
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Mon Nov 15 2021
Illinois
Sufjan Stevens
4
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Tue Nov 16 2021
This Is Fats Domino
Fats Domino
4
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Thu Nov 18 2021
Talking Heads 77
Talking Heads
3
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Sat Nov 20 2021
Hot Rats
Frank Zappa
Weird and good, funky.
4
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Sun Nov 21 2021
Another Music In A Different Kitchen
Buzzcocks
4
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Mon Nov 22 2021
Boy In Da Corner
Dizzee Rascal
2
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Tue Nov 23 2021
Violator
Depeche Mode
3
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Wed Nov 24 2021
Jagged Little Pill
Alanis Morissette
3
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Thu Nov 25 2021
A Northern Soul
The Verve
Fine UK alt-rock.
3
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Sat Nov 27 2021
Shaft
Isaac Hayes
Sheela had the boogie
4
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Tue Nov 30 2021
Lust For Life
Iggy Pop
3
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Wed Dec 01 2021
Songs Of Leonard Cohen
Leonard Cohen
Lotta white dudes on this list
3
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Thu Dec 02 2021
It's Blitz!
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
4
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Fri Dec 03 2021
Franz Ferdinand
Franz Ferdinand
3
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Sat Dec 04 2021
3 + 3
The Isley Brothers
3
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Sun Dec 05 2021
Shaka Zulu
Ladysmith Black Mambazo
3
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Mon Dec 06 2021
A Seat at the Table
Solange
4
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Wed Dec 08 2021
Tellin’ Stories
The Charlatans
Lotta Brits on this list.
2
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Thu Dec 09 2021
Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge
Mudhoney
3
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Fri Dec 10 2021
Spiderland
Slint
mumbleing nonsense.
1
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Sat Dec 11 2021
Catch A Fire
Bob Marley & The Wailers
3
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Sun Dec 12 2021
Bitte Orca
Dirty Projectors
That was fun!
3
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Mon Dec 13 2021
I Want To See The Bright Lights Tonight
Richard Thompson
I think this is one of those records I'm supposed to worship. It was fine?
3
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Tue Dec 14 2021
Live At Leeds
The Who
Tremendous live album. (1995 expanded version)
4
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Wed Dec 15 2021
Coat Of Many Colors
Dolly Parton
Dolly is good.
3
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Thu Dec 16 2021
Exit Planet Dust
The Chemical Brothers
3
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Sun Dec 19 2021
This Nation’s Saving Grace
The Fall
3
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Mon Dec 20 2021
Cheap Thrills
Big Brother & The Holding Company
3
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Wed Dec 22 2021
Five Leaves Left
Nick Drake
Better than I feared?
3
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Thu Dec 23 2021
Francis Albert Sinatra & Antonio Carlos Jobim
Frank Sinatra
Sinatra's heart wasn't in it, and neither was mine.
2
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Sat Dec 25 2021
Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Red Hot Chili Peppers
4
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Mon Dec 27 2021
Electric Prunes
The Electric Prunes
Holy shit, that was terrible. Like a parody of 60s psychedelic rock.
1
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Tue Dec 28 2021
A Rush Of Blood To The Head
Coldplay
Fine.
3
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Wed Dec 29 2021
The Man Machine
Kraftwerk
3
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Thu Dec 30 2021
Aladdin Sane
David Bowie
3
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Sat Jan 01 2022
Power In Numbers
Jurassic 5
3
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Sun Jan 02 2022
American Beauty
Grateful Dead
Not bad, but not really my bag. Sorry, fellas.
2
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Mon Jan 03 2022
Underwater Moonlight
The Soft Boys
80s, punky, British, not bad
3
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Tue Jan 04 2022
Darkness on the Edge of Town
Bruce Springsteen
snnnnnfm hgh omuhgradd
3
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Fri Jan 14 2022
Foxbase Alpha
Saint Etienne
Aggressively mediocre. This list looks worse every day.
2
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Sat Jan 15 2022
Smash
The Offspring
Didn't age well for me.
2
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Sun Jan 16 2022
New Boots And Panties
Ian Dury
British. Can't sing. Can't pick a genre, can't do most of them particularly well. Perfect for this list.
1
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Mon Jan 17 2022
Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea
PJ Harvey
Need to listen to this a lot more
5
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Tue Jan 18 2022
I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You
Aretha Franklin
Yes, of course
4
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Wed Jan 19 2022
Quiet Life
Japan
Not bad, solid New Wave.
3
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Fri Jan 21 2022
Planet Rock: The Album
Afrika Bambaataa
2
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Sat Jan 22 2022
The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady
Charles Mingus
3
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Mon Jan 24 2022
The Scream
Siouxsie And The Banshees
3
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Tue Jan 25 2022
Heaven Or Las Vegas
Cocteau Twins
Hearing a lot of Lush and Siouxsie, but it's not my jam.
2
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Wed Jan 26 2022
Bookends
Simon & Garfunkel
3
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Thu Jan 27 2022
American IV: The Man Comes Around
Johnny Cash
3
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Fri Jan 28 2022
Solid Air
John Martyn
MEH.
2
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Sat Jan 29 2022
Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs
Derek & The Dominos
Fuck Eric Clapton.
1
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Sun Jan 30 2022
Sincere
Mj Cole
Bad. Boring. House music probably shouldn't be on this list.
2
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Mon Jan 31 2022
Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols
Sex Pistols
4
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Tue Feb 01 2022
Every Picture Tells A Story
Rod Stewart
4
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Wed Feb 02 2022
Cross
Justice
Not my thing.
2
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Sat Feb 05 2022
Slanted And Enchanted
Pavement
Not bad, actually.
3
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Sun Feb 06 2022
Oedipus Schmoedipus
Barry Adamson
What? No.
1
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Mon Feb 07 2022
Chris
Christine and the Queens
2
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Tue Feb 08 2022
Brilliant Corners
Thelonious Monk
3
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Wed Feb 09 2022
Timeless
Goldie
that was too much DnB
2
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Thu Feb 10 2022
Joan Armatrading
Joan Armatrading
That was great!
4
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Sun Feb 13 2022
Celebrity Skin
Hole
Can't always catch lightning in a bottle twice.
2
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Mon Feb 14 2022
To Pimp A Butterfly
Kendrick Lamar
4
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Tue Feb 15 2022
Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
4
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Fri Feb 25 2022
Raw Like Sushi
Neneh Cherry
4
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Sat Feb 26 2022
Green Onions
Booker T. & The MG's
4
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Sun Feb 27 2022
Talking With the Taxman About Poetry
Billy Bragg
3
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Mon Feb 28 2022
I’ve Got a Tiger By the Tail
Buck Owens
3
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Fri Mar 04 2022
Loveless
My Bloody Valentine
4
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Sat Mar 05 2022
Something Else By The Kinks
The Kinks
Like early Who.
3
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Sun Mar 06 2022
Club Classics Vol. One
Soul II Soul
House-y.
3
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Tue Mar 08 2022
A Hard Day's Night
Beatles
3
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Wed Mar 09 2022
69 Love Songs
The Magnetic Fields
Three hours of this? Fuck off.
2
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Thu Mar 10 2022
A Wizard, A True Star
Todd Rundgren
Glad Big's dead.
2
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Fri Mar 11 2022
A Night At The Opera
Queen
I get the concept, but that doesn't mean I have to love the concept.
3
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Sat Mar 12 2022
Madman Across The Water
Elton John
4
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Sun Mar 13 2022
Woodface
Crowded House
3
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Wed Mar 16 2022
The ArchAndroid
Janelle Monáe
Confusion is a walrus.
4
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Thu Mar 17 2022
The Cars
The Cars
Wow, that was really great.
4
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Fri Mar 18 2022
Rip It Up
Orange Juice
I started off suspicious, but there were good bones in there. Collins' voice sometimes drove me crazy, but I liked a lot of what they were doing musically.
3
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Sat Mar 19 2022
Blonde On Blonde
Bob Dylan
Kid's got a future.
4
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Sun Mar 20 2022
Done By The Forces Of Nature
Jungle Brothers
2
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Mon Mar 21 2022
Morrison Hotel
The Doors
3
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Tue Mar 22 2022
OK Computer
Radiohead
Yeah duh.
5
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Wed Mar 23 2022
Veckatimest
Grizzly Bear
That was nice.
3
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Thu Mar 24 2022
Protection
Massive Attack
3
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Sat Mar 26 2022
Made In Japan
Deep Purple
hahahaha this list is so dumb, this is a completely unremarkable record
2
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Sun Mar 27 2022
Apocalypse 91… The Enemy Strikes Black
Public Enemy
3
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Mon Mar 28 2022
Broken English
Marianne Faithfull
2
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Thu Mar 31 2022
Rock 'N Soul
Solomon Burke
That man can sing.
4
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Fri Apr 01 2022
Rust Never Sleeps
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
4
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Sat Apr 02 2022
Raising Hell
Run-D.M.C.
3
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Mon Apr 04 2022
The Velvet Underground
The Velvet Underground
4
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Tue Apr 05 2022
If I Should Fall From Grace With God
The Pogues
list so white
2
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Wed Apr 06 2022
Imperial Bedroom
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
3
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Thu Apr 07 2022
High Violet
The National
That dude's voice just ruins it for me, every time.
2
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Fri Apr 08 2022
One World
John Martyn
lol another noodly white guy from the 70s, what a surprise
2
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Sun Apr 10 2022
Emergency On Planet Earth
Jamiroquai
3
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Mon Apr 11 2022
Casanova
The Divine Comedy
"My slap and tickle made her giggle" haahahahaha this list is like "the 100 albums everyone admits are great and then 900 other pieces of shit like this"
1
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Tue Apr 12 2022
At Newport 1960
Muddy Waters
3
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Fri Apr 15 2022
The Stone Roses
The Stone Roses
See, I don't hate all white-dude UK rock.
3
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Sat Apr 16 2022
Come Away With Me
Norah Jones
Starbucks created her in a test tube.
2
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Sun Apr 17 2022
Miriam Makeba
Miriam Makeba
3
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Mon Apr 18 2022
Beauty And The Beat
The Go-Go's
3
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Tue Apr 19 2022
The Predator
Ice Cube
3
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Wed Apr 20 2022
Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin
Good shit.
4
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Thu Apr 21 2022
Before And After Science
Brian Eno
People gonna be mad at me but I found it a little boring
2
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Fri Apr 22 2022
Little Earthquakes
Tori Amos
4
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Sat Apr 23 2022
Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers
man, kiedis is such a terrible lyricist
2
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Sun Apr 24 2022
Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath
3
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Mon Apr 25 2022
The New Tango
Astor Piazzolla
There's "here's an acknowledged classic of a genre you may not know well" and then there's "here's a piece of music that's almost intentionally impenetrable so you can feel dumb when you don't get it."
2
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Tue Apr 26 2022
Inspiration Information
Shuggie Otis
3
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Wed Apr 27 2022
Rock Bottom
Robert Wyatt
I don't blame Robert Wyatt for making this album full of noodling nonsense; I blame the listmaker for pretending as though there were anything of merit here.
1
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Sat Apr 30 2022
3 Years, 5 Months And 2 Days In The Life Of...
Arrested Development
2
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Sun May 01 2022
Live At The Star Club, Hamburg
Jerry Lee Lewis
3
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Mon May 02 2022
Viva Hate
Morrissey
::reads 'Bengali in Platforms' lyrics::
YO FUCK THIS RACIST TRASH
1
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Tue May 03 2022
White Blood Cells
The White Stripes
3
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Wed May 04 2022
The Hour Of Bewilderbeast
Badly Drawn Boy
3
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Fri May 06 2022
Tracy Chapman
Tracy Chapman
5
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Sat May 07 2022
Let It Bleed
The Rolling Stones
British guys doing blues and twang, huh?
3
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Sun May 08 2022
Murder Ballads
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Boring.
2
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Mon May 09 2022
Peggy Suicide
Julian Cope
I wish I loved anything as much as the listmaker loves British guys who jerk off on tape and call it "music."
2
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Tue May 10 2022
Out Of The Blue
Electric Light Orchestra
Prog is boring.
2
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Wed May 11 2022
Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music
Ray Charles
3
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Thu May 12 2022
Electric Warrior
T. Rex
2
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Fri May 13 2022
Pyromania
Def Leppard
3
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Sat May 14 2022
Tigermilk
Belle & Sebastian
3
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Sun May 15 2022
Blood And Chocolate
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
3
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Mon May 16 2022
Will The Circle Be Unbroken
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Nah.
2
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Wed May 18 2022
Sunshine Superman
Donovan
2
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Fri May 20 2022
Music From Big Pink
The Band
3
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Mon May 23 2022
Smile
Brian Wilson
oooof can i just be polite and say "I recognize that Brian Wilson is a musical genius"?
2
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Wed May 25 2022
Eternally Yours
The Saints
Very Black Flag, I liked it.
3
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Fri May 27 2022
Face to Face
The Kinks
2
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Sun May 29 2022
Bringing It All Back Home
Bob Dylan
5
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Wed Jun 01 2022
Seventh Tree
Goldfrapp
3
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Fri Jun 03 2022
The Village Green Preservation Society
The Kinks
Lil dated but not bad
3
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Sun Jun 05 2022
Dry
PJ Harvey
she's so fucking good
5
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Mon Jun 06 2022
Deep Purple In Rock
Deep Purple
Great keyboard, great screams.
4
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Tue Jun 07 2022
Time Out Of Mind
Bob Dylan
3
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Wed Jun 08 2022
Swordfishtrombones
Tom Waits
Still don't get it.
2
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Thu Jun 09 2022
Life's Too Good
The Sugarcubes
3
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Fri Jun 10 2022
Crossing the Red Sea With the Adverts
The Adverts
2
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Sun Jun 12 2022
Winter In America
Gil Scott-Heron
3
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Tue Jun 14 2022
Paul Simon
Paul Simon
3
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Wed Jun 15 2022
Nothing's Shocking
Jane's Addiction
3
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Thu Jun 16 2022
Music for the Masses
Depeche Mode
3
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Sat Jun 18 2022
White Ladder
David Gray
another english singer-songwriter zzzzzzz
2
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Sun Jun 19 2022
Stardust
Willie Nelson
3
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Mon Jun 20 2022
Your New Favourite Band
The Hives
4
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Tue Jun 21 2022
Crime Of The Century
Supertramp
2
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Wed Jun 22 2022
Lost In The Dream
The War On Drugs
Easy listening, in the good way.
4
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Thu Jun 23 2022
All Directions
The Temptations
3
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Fri Jun 24 2022
Country Life
Roxy Music
4
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Sun Jun 26 2022
Giant Steps
The Boo Radleys
3
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Mon Jun 27 2022
Tanto Tempo
Bebel Gilberto
3
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Wed Jun 29 2022
Hypnotised
The Undertones
3
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Thu Jun 30 2022
Definitely Maybe
Oasis
Those guys really stole a lot from better bands.
2
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Fri Jul 01 2022
Hunting High And Low
a-ha
2
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Sat Jul 02 2022
The Beach Boys Today!
The Beach Boys
3
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Mon Jul 04 2022
Apocalypse Dudes
Turbonegro
3
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Tue Jul 05 2022
Automatic For The People
R.E.M.
4
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Wed Jul 06 2022
Live At The Regal
B.B. King
3
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Thu Jul 07 2022
Young Americans
David Bowie
4
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Sun Jul 10 2022
Chelsea Girl
Nico
I did not like her singing or this music!
2
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Tue Jul 12 2022
The Renaissance
Q-Tip
3
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Wed Jul 13 2022
Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1
George Michael
4
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Mon Aug 08 2022
Oxygène
Jean-Michel Jarre
Like a John Carpenter soundtrack without a John Carpenter movie.
2
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Tue Aug 09 2022
American Pie
Don McLean
3
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Wed Aug 10 2022
Live At The Harlem Square Club
Sam Cooke
Fuck the record executives who kept this classic in the closet for 20 years.
5
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Thu Aug 11 2022
Teenager Of The Year
Frank Black
3
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Fri Aug 12 2022
Trans Europe Express
Kraftwerk
3
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Sat Aug 13 2022
The Who Sell Out
The Who
3
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Sun Aug 14 2022
New Gold Dream (81/82/83/84)
Simple Minds
2
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Mon Aug 15 2022
Medúlla
Björk
I just told someone "If there is such a thing as a 'mostly the singles' fan or Bjork I am it" but this was interesting and clubby in a way that was accessible for me
4
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Tue Aug 16 2022
A Love Supreme
John Coltrane
4
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Wed Aug 17 2022
Master Of Puppets
Metallica
Stone classic.
5
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Thu Aug 18 2022
Emperor Tomato Ketchup
Stereolab
3
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Fri Aug 19 2022
Black Monk Time
The Monks
3
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Sat Aug 20 2022
Unknown Pleasures
Joy Division
3
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Sun Aug 21 2022
Isn't Anything
My Bloody Valentine
2
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Mon Aug 22 2022
Sound of Silver
LCD Soundsystem
4
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Tue Aug 23 2022
Off The Wall
Michael Jackson
3
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Fri Aug 26 2022
Sheer Heart Attack
Queen
3
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Sat Aug 27 2022
Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden
The covers have long been the stuff of my nightmares, and I imagine this was pretty heavy stuff for its time, but it does feel a tiny bit ... softer ... than my expectations.
3
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Sun Aug 28 2022
Group Sex
Circle Jerks
4
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Mon Aug 29 2022
Everything Must Go
Manic Street Preachers
Different than I expected - more rock, less R&B? but good.
3
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Wed Aug 31 2022
Grace
Jeff Buckley
Gold.
5
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Sat Sep 03 2022
Peace Sells...But Who's Buying
Megadeth
Eh.
2
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Sun Sep 04 2022
Songs In The Key Of Life
Stevie Wonder
4
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Mon Sep 05 2022
Daydream Nation
Sonic Youth
3
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Tue Sep 06 2022
Faith
George Michael
Great pop from a star in mid-explosion.
4
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Wed Sep 07 2022
Kind Of Blue
Miles Davis
yeah der it's very great
5
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Fri Sep 09 2022
Tommy
The Who
This is a PERSONAL rating - I acknowledge Tommy's place in musical history, but ... there's too much non-rock in there, and I didn't like most of it.
2
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Sat Sep 10 2022
The Queen Is Dead
The Smiths
3
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Sun Sep 11 2022
The Message
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
"The Message" (the single) is legendary. Why in the world did the listmaker include this entire record, with the cringeworthy "Dreamin'" and the embarrassing "You Are"?
2
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Wed Sep 21 2022
A Walk Across The Rooftops
The Blue Nile
yet another unremarkable british white guy wankathon.
2
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Thu Sep 22 2022
Leftism
Leftfield
Good house music is barely tolerable if you're not on the dance floor.
This is not really good house music.
2
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Fri Sep 23 2022
Talking Book
Stevie Wonder
yes duh, talking book kicks off maybe the greatest four-album run ever
5
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Sat Sep 24 2022
Pump
Aerosmith
hahaha this is not a "you-must-listen" album unless the number went from 1001 to 1000001, steven tyler is the anthony kiedis of singing about fucking
2
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Sun Sep 25 2022
Ill Communication
Beastie Boys
4
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Mon Sep 26 2022
Guitar Town
Steve Earle
i like some steve earle, but i don't like this steve earle, sorry. (i also don't really like most country, so yeah)
2
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Tue Sep 27 2022
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Elton John
4
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Wed Sep 28 2022
Remedy
Basement Jaxx
i'm sure people on X love this, but, um, outside of the club (and possibly inside it as well), house music is borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring (also LOL at this clown talking about how "robotic" EDM is and then making a super robotic album)
2
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Thu Sep 29 2022
When I Was Born For The 7th Time
Cornershop
I enjoyed that!
3
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Fri Sep 30 2022
Who's Next
The Who
slam dunk classic, absolutely stacked with great songs
5
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Sun Oct 02 2022
Calenture
The Triffids
"50 Or So Albums You Should Listen To Before You Die And Then An Unending Parade Of Mediocre White Men"
2
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Mon Oct 03 2022
Elastica
Elastica
so much fun
4
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Tue Oct 04 2022
The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
Lauryn Hill
3
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Wed Oct 05 2022
All Hail the Queen
Queen Latifah
3
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Thu Oct 06 2022
White Light
Gene Clark
3
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Fri Oct 07 2022
Skylarking
XTC
XTC is boring! Sorry!
2
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Sat Oct 08 2022
If You Can Believe Your Eyes & Ears
The Mamas & The Papas
3
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Sun Oct 09 2022
Headquarters
The Monkees
hahaha i am aware that some people actually think the Monkees were good musicians and that's fine i guess, but this is not a good record, very dependent on vocals and harmonies except they are not great singers, otherwise a very derivative 60s sound
2
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Tue Oct 11 2022
Aftermath
The Rolling Stones
there are moments - “paint it black,” “gimme shelter” - where the stones are of course transcendent but when i listen to their albums i mostly hear british guys playing pretty good versions of black and american music
2
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Wed Oct 12 2022
Billion Dollar Babies
Alice Cooper
starts off sounding like a cast recording of a rock-theme Broadway musical
2
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Fri Oct 14 2022
Surrealistic Pillow
Jefferson Airplane
3
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Sat Oct 15 2022
Like A Prayer
Madonna
2
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Mon Oct 17 2022
Fleet Foxes
Fleet Foxes
3
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Tue Oct 18 2022
First Band On The Moon
The Cardigans
3
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Wed Oct 19 2022
Basket of Light
Pentangle
"wow, the British folk revival of the 60s is a big deal!" -- no one who is not British
alt name for this list: "fewer than 500 albums you should listen to before you die, plus a bunch of mediocre british acts from the 60s 70s and 80s"
1
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Thu Oct 20 2022
Psychocandy
The Jesus And Mary Chain
3
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Fri Oct 21 2022
The Sounds Of India
Ravi Shankar
non-western music!
4
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Sat Oct 22 2022
Fragile
Yes
whoever called it "wizard nerd rock" was right
2
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Sun Oct 23 2022
Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin
4
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Mon Oct 24 2022
You Want It Darker
Leonard Cohen
you know what? life's too short to keep listening to Ol' Mumbly Joe just because some list said so.
I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING LEONARD COHEN EVER MADE
there i said it. on to "Led Zeppelin III." fuck yeah.
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Tue Oct 25 2022
Bridge Over Troubled Water
Simon & Garfunkel
4
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Wed Oct 26 2022
Seventeen Seconds
The Cure
3
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Thu Oct 27 2022
Queen II
Queen
no hits, but not bad
3
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Fri Oct 28 2022
Colour By Numbers
Culture Club
yet another totally unremarkable album that makes me think the listmaker just grabbed a few albums he had heard of from various genres that he doesn't know anything about (I am from the generation that made "Karma Chameleon" a hit, it's a fine song, but the idea that I must hear this album before I die is laughable)
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Sat Oct 29 2022
British Steel
Judas Priest
3
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Sun Oct 30 2022
From Elvis In Memphis
Elvis Presley
kid can sing, "Long Black Limousine" was good, a lot of the rest was schmatlzy and overdone
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Mon Oct 31 2022
Cosmo's Factory
Creedence Clearwater Revival
hoooooooo baby CCR is so fuckin' fire
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Tue Nov 01 2022
good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kendrick Lamar
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Wed Nov 02 2022
Gasoline Alley
Rod Stewart
a British singer-songwriter who doesn't suck! hallelujah! (also enlightening to an 80s kid who mostly knew "Do Ya" and "Forever Young" growing up)
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Sat Nov 05 2022
Are You Experienced
Jimi Hendrix
if u don't like this i don't like u
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Sun Nov 06 2022
Fear Of Music
Talking Heads
3
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Mon Nov 07 2022
Mr. Tambourine Man
The Byrds
3
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Wed Nov 09 2022
The Healer
John Lee Hooker
john lee hooker is great; why is a "___ and friends" cash-in record on this list?
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Thu Nov 10 2022
At Fillmore East
The Allman Brothers Band
them boys can play
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Fri Nov 11 2022
Kilimanjaro
The Teardrop Explodes
that was actually not bad New Wave?
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Sat Nov 12 2022
Ready To Die
The Notorious B.I.G.
seriously why do rappers think we want to hear skits where we hear them fucking
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Sun Nov 13 2022
No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith (Live)
Motörhead
their songs kinda sound the same but we all luv u lemmy
3
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Mon Nov 14 2022
Car Wheels On A Gravel Road
Lucinda Williams
3
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Tue Nov 15 2022
Brothers
The Black Keys
3
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Wed Nov 16 2022
Alien Lanes
Guided By Voices
that was very boring
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Thu Nov 17 2022
Out of Step
Minor Threat
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Fri Nov 18 2022
Snivilisation
Orbital
i have never been to a rave, i only used X once in my life and that was when friends made me go see Phish with them, i was all relaxed and super flirty, when they played "Twist Around" i did the "Whoo!" in the wrong place and everyone nearby looked at me like i was a narc, anyway writing this review has been far more interesting to me than listening to this record was
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Sat Nov 19 2022
Nilsson Schmilsson
Harry Nilsson
3
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Sun Nov 20 2022
Mermaid Avenue
Billy Bragg
4
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Mon Nov 21 2022
Dummy
Portishead
trip hop >>> house
4
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Wed Nov 23 2022
Sound Affects
The Jam
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Thu Nov 24 2022
Tuesday Night Music Club
Sheryl Crow
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Fri Nov 25 2022
Paris 1919
John Cale
Some nice surprises. More albums should be half an hour long.
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Sun Nov 27 2022
Happy Sad
Tim Buckley
3
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Mon Nov 28 2022
Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley
3
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Thu Dec 01 2022
Neon Bible
Arcade Fire
3
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Fri Dec 02 2022
Ritual De Lo Habitual
Jane's Addiction
3
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Sat Dec 03 2022
Home Is Where The Music Is
Hugh Masekela
4
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Sun Dec 04 2022
Floodland
Sisters Of Mercy
3
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Mon Dec 05 2022
Shake Your Money Maker
The Black Crowes
4
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Tue Dec 06 2022
Me Against The World
2Pac
4
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Thu Dec 08 2022
Under Construction
Missy Elliott
speaking for like a minute after half the songs is a cruel act but it still bumps
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Sun Dec 11 2022
Roger the Engineer
The Yardbirds
fuck johnny depp
3
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Wed Dec 14 2022
Channel Orange
Frank Ocean
3
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Fri Dec 16 2022
Searching For The Young Soul Rebels
Dexys Midnight Runners
3
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Sat Dec 17 2022
Clube Da Esquina
Milton Nascimento
3
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Sun Dec 18 2022
Olympia 64
Jacques Brel
3
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Mon Dec 19 2022
Frampton Comes Alive
Peter Frampton
3
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Wed Dec 21 2022
Scream, Dracula, Scream
Rocket From The Crypt
3
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Fri Dec 23 2022
Sticky Fingers
The Rolling Stones
::reads "Brown Sugar" lyrics
hahahaha fuck these culture vultures and fuck their song about raping slaves
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Sat Dec 24 2022
Head Hunters
Herbie Hancock
4
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Sun Dec 25 2022
The Suburbs
Arcade Fire
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Mon Dec 26 2022
The Number Of The Beast
Iron Maiden
3
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Tue Dec 27 2022
Dire Straits
Dire Straits
3
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Wed Dec 28 2022
Superfly
Curtis Mayfield
4
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Thu Dec 29 2022
Haunted Dancehall
The Sabres Of Paradise
lol convinced that whoever chose these records fucking HATES electronic music, so they picked the worst shit they could find, like this lazy nonsense
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Sat Dec 31 2022
Let It Be
The Replacements
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Sun Jan 01 2023
Electric Music For The Mind And Body
Country Joe & The Fish
like the Stones, but less terrible
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Mon Jan 02 2023
Copper Blue
Sugar
i've got to listen to more Husker Du
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Tue Jan 03 2023
Appetite For Destruction
Guns N' Roses
Basically a perfect album (esp. musically), with only a little bit of Axl's burgeoning paranoia, instead of the mess that was Use Your Illusion.
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Wed Jan 04 2023
Kings Of The Wild Frontier
Adam & The Ants
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Thu Jan 05 2023
James Brown Live At The Apollo
James Brown
3
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Fri Jan 06 2023
Superfuzz Bigmuff
Mudhoney
3
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Thu Jan 19 2023
Deja Vu
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
3
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Sat Jan 21 2023
Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Wu-Tang Clan
4
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Sun Jan 22 2023
The Last Of The True Believers
Nanci Griffith
3
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Mon Jan 23 2023
A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Horse
Faces
Some serious bangers in here
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Tue Jan 24 2023
Hybrid Theory
Linkin Park
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Wed Jan 25 2023
Your Arsenal
Morrissey
3
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Thu Jan 26 2023
Darkdancer
Les Rythmes Digitales
i do not like house music and this list's many attempts are doing nothing to change that
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Fri Jan 27 2023
Throwing Muses
Throwing Muses
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Tue Jan 31 2023
Lady Soul
Aretha Franklin
50 Million Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong, But They Are, Because Aretha Was 50 Million Times Better Than Him
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Wed Feb 01 2023
Fever To Tell
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
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Thu Feb 02 2023
Larks' Tongues In Aspic
King Crimson
look, I called myself a "nerd" growing up, and I have since learned to let people enjoy what they're gonna enjoy, so, enjoy, nerds! but lord, this album irritated the shit out of me. like Rush but with worse singing and annoying show-offy musicianship (at least Rush rocks).
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Fri Feb 03 2023
Like Water For Chocolate
Common
I haven't actually listened to a lot of Common - his rise kind of coincides with the time that my interest in new music began to wane and my habits hardened - but listening to this album made it clear to me that I'm not missing much.
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Sat Feb 04 2023
She's So Unusual
Cyndi Lauper
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Sun Feb 05 2023
Bandwagonesque
Teenage Fanclub
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Mon Feb 06 2023
Midnight Ride
Paul Revere & The Raiders
cool story, dad
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Tue Feb 07 2023
Back At The Chicken Shack
Jimmy Smith
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Fri Feb 10 2023
The White Album
Beatles
as tonally weird as "Tommy" but more accessible to me.
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Sat Feb 11 2023
Debut
Björk
justice for the swan dress
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Sun Feb 12 2023
Crosby, Stills & Nash
Crosby, Stills & Nash
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Mon Feb 13 2023
Elephant
The White Stripes
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Tue Feb 14 2023
On The Beach
Neil Young
gotta spend more time with Uncle Neil, he's great
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Wed Feb 15 2023
Younger Than Yesterday
The Byrds
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Thu Feb 16 2023
The Grand Tour
George Jones
(anguished crying)
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Fri Feb 17 2023
I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got
Sinead O'Connor
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Sun Feb 19 2023
Something/Anything?
Todd Rundgren
"let's leave the studio chatter at the beginning of every song, that'll seem really cool!"
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Mon Feb 20 2023
Is This It
The Strokes
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Tue Feb 21 2023
Run-D.M.C.
Run-D.M.C.
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Thu Feb 23 2023
The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter
The Incredible String Band
is this the worst album on this entire list? sure seems like it!
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Fri Feb 24 2023
Ogden's Nut Gone Flake
Small Faces
The two and a half songs I didn’t skip were OK, I guess.
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Mon Feb 27 2023
Synchronicity
The Police
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Tue Feb 28 2023
Ten
Pearl Jam
pretty good
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Wed Mar 01 2023
Live 1966 (The Royal Albert Hall Concert)
Bob Dylan
confessing my ignorance: I did not know Dylan (and The Band) could rock like that!
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Thu Mar 02 2023
Pretenders
Pretenders
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Fri Mar 03 2023
Behaviour
Pet Shop Boys
i like the Pet Shop Boys, but I cannot underscore enough how unremarkable this album is. Recycled, dated beats with nothing special. Yet another terrible choice by the listmaker!
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Sat Mar 04 2023
Remain In Light
Talking Heads
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Sun Mar 05 2023
Be
Common
holy shit, the sampling on "Testify" was so fucking annoying
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Mon Mar 06 2023
The Lexicon Of Love
ABC
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Tue Mar 07 2023
Siembra
Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
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Wed Mar 08 2023
Bone Machine
Tom Waits
man, i have TRIED with Tom Waits. really. and I don't like him. sorry not sorry!
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Thu Mar 09 2023
Devotional Songs
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
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Fri Mar 10 2023
Nick Of Time
Bonnie Raitt
3
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Sat Mar 11 2023
System Of A Down
System Of A Down
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Sun Mar 12 2023
At Folsom Prison
Johnny Cash
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Mon Mar 13 2023
The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway
Genesis
a prog double album by a bunch of English dudes about a Puerto Rican teen from NYC? no fucking thanks!
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Tue Mar 14 2023
The Atomic Mr Basie
Count Basie & His Orchestra
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Fri Mar 17 2023
Sweet Baby James
James Taylor
james taylor singing White Guy Mellow Acoustic Songs: good job. no notes.
james taylor singing the blues: WHO DIPPED THESE RIBS IN MAYONNAISE
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Sun Mar 19 2023
New Wave
The Auteurs
yet another thoroughly unremarkable album. Is the author of the book friends with these guys or something? This album wasn't bad. It just wasn't even close to "you must listen to it before you die".
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Mon Mar 20 2023
GI
Germs
what production alchemy did 70s punk bands use to make their drums sound like that
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Tue Mar 21 2023
The Modern Lovers
The Modern Lovers
sorry, jonathan richman's choice to sing flat and whiny doesn't work for me
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Wed Mar 22 2023
Songs For Swingin' Lovers!
Frank Sinatra
sinatra's a great natural singer, and nelson riddle's band is tight as a drum, but, like, people DO talk about how all these songs sound the same, right?
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Thu Mar 23 2023
Night Life
Ray Price
whew that hit my sweet spot for orchestral mid-century twang fronted by a golden voice, i am not joking
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Fri Mar 24 2023
461 Ocean Boulevard
Eric Clapton
ahahaha this racist POS is so wildly overrated. just look at all the 5-star reviews for this boring soft-rock trash! amazing that people think he's a GOOD guitarist, let alone the BEST guitarist. anyone with a passing knowledge of the last 60 years in popular music would be able to name five better guitarists off the top of their head.
i'll start: that dude from Limp Bizkit who wears weird contact lenses. so much better than clapton.
in summary, fuck eric clapton and fuck all the dudes who worship him
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Sat Mar 25 2023
Peter Gabriel
Peter Gabriel
yet another "why is this on this list?" pick. exactly as self-indulgent as you would guess it would be, given that it's the debut by a guy who quit a prog group over clashing egos. "Excuse Me" and "Waiting For The Big One" are straight-up embarrassing. ("Solsbury Hill" is, of course, gold, and keeps this in 2-star turf.)
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Sun Mar 26 2023
Highway 61 Revisited
Bob Dylan
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Mon Mar 27 2023
Vulgar Display Of Power
Pantera
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Tue Mar 28 2023
(Pronounced 'Leh-'Nérd 'Skin-'Nérd)
Lynyrd Skynyrd
3