1001 Albums Summary

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3.05
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46
5-Star Albums
27
1-Star Albums

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AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Black Monk Time
The Monks
5 2.94 +2.06
The Who Sell Out
The Who
5 2.98 +2.02
Traffic
Traffic
5 3.06 +1.94
Billion Dollar Babies
Alice Cooper
5 3.11 +1.89
The Real Thing
Faith No More
5 3.21 +1.79
Forever Changes
Love
5 3.22 +1.78
Rust In Peace
Megadeth
5 3.24 +1.76
S&M
Metallica
5 3.26 +1.74
Ace of Spades
Motörhead
5 3.28 +1.72
Made In Japan
Deep Purple
5 3.28 +1.72

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
21
Adele
1 3.69 -2.69
Pink Moon
Nick Drake
1 3.65 -2.65
Five Leaves Left
Nick Drake
1 3.46 -2.46
Songs Of Leonard Cohen
Leonard Cohen
1 3.38 -2.38
Melodrama
Lorde
1 3.32 -2.32
Homework
Daft Punk
1 3.28 -2.28
I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got
Sinead O'Connor
1 3.27 -2.27
Darklands
The Jesus And Mary Chain
1 3.23 -2.23
I'm Your Man
Leonard Cohen
1 3.1 -2.1
I See A Darkness
Bonnie "Prince" Billy
1 2.98 -1.98

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ArtistAlbumsAverage
The Who 4 5
Led Zeppelin 4 5
Metallica 3 4.67
Fleetwood Mac 2 5
Green Day 2 5
Pink Floyd 2 5
Deep Purple 2 5
ZZ Top 2 5
The White Stripes 3 4.33

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ArtistAlbumsAverage
Nick Drake 3 1.33
Leonard Cohen 2 1
The Jesus And Mary Chain 2 1
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds 3 1.67
Tim Buckley 2 1.5
The Fall 3 2
Joni Mitchell 4 2.25

5-Star Albums (46)

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Popular Reviews

Drunk by Thundercat

This isn't bad. Because that would be the wrong word. It's boring and basic. It had a track going meow meow meow ffs. Is this seriously one of the best albums of the 2010s?

Band On The Run by Paul McCartney and Wings

There are some decent songs on this. I like Jet and Mrs Vandebilt. Some others had their moments. Bluebird and the Picasso one were a bit boring and dated. McCartney's voice doesn't really ever change, which might be part of what makes him him, but it's not something I can listen to for a long period. Not bad overall.

Billion Dollar Babies by Alice Cooper

Camp. Glam. Banging. Right up my street. Every song rocks. Good fun, and even though I laugh, I Love the Dead is a great song that has it all. Anyone else noticed all the best albums are 40 minutes long? Enough to get a good taste of it, and to leave you wanting more.

Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd

One of my favourites. Shine on you crazy diamond is perfection

4-Star Albums (135)

1-Star Albums (27)

All Ratings (545)

War by U2
Feb 22 2025

It's fine. As rock goes, a bit dull, but listenable. Meh out of 10.

Let It Be by The Replacements
Feb 23 2025

Meh

xx by The xx
Mar 03 2025
Imagine by John Lennon
Mar 04 2025
Mar 11 2025

Boring. What I imagine people with no personality listen to. Not sure what the target demographic is meant to be.

Aja by Steely Dan
Mar 15 2025
Shalimar by Rahul Dev Burman
Mar 17 2025
Phaedra by Tangerine Dream
Mar 19 2025
Shaka Zulu by Ladysmith Black Mambazo
Apr 03 2025
Harvest by Neil Young
Apr 05 2025
Damaged by Black Flag
Apr 14 2025
Junkyard by The Birthday Party
Apr 16 2025
Gold by Ryan Adams
Apr 17 2025
Tusk by Fleetwood Mac
Apr 18 2025
Frank by Amy Winehouse
Apr 22 2025
Melodrama by Lorde
Apr 26 2025

If I could rename this album, I'd call it 'Misphonic Triggers'. Alternating between straining to defecate and attempting to summon a cat, her whiney tone makes me want to pierce my own eardrums. How on Earth is Lorde in the top 300 artists on Spotify? I suppose 'popular' has never truly equated to 'good'. To sum this album in a word: horrible. It's the first album I've encountered so far that I have had to turn off. I tried. I really did, but by the time I got to the fourth whispering whinge, I'd had enough.

Nixon by Lambchop
Apr 28 2025

Nothing about it was bad, in fact, I quite enjoyed what I heard. I just ended up zoning out from it.

American Idiot by Green Day
Apr 29 2025

An absolute favourite of mine, and has been for the past 21 years. This album influenced my life in a sense, and it has shaped who I am today. Got me through those tough late-teens. The messags feels more relevant than ever in 2025. The highlight for me is Homecoming: clearly inspired by The Who's A Quick One.

S&M by Metallica
Apr 30 2025

Hell fucking yeah! This is THE album I didn't know I needed. I've always been a passive Metallica listener, never really given them much time nor thought, though wouldn't ever skip a track or turn them off. Even saw them at a festival once, and didn't realise they were this damn good. I wasn't sure at first. The intro had me questioning if I'd put the right album on. It gave 'geeky' vibes. I realised I was digging it before the end of the second track. By the end, I felt like my mind had been blown. Why haven't I given Metallica my time or thought? I listen to most of my albums in the car. Today, it felt like I was driving into battle rather than work. Really set me up for the day. \m/

Miriam Makeba by Miriam Makeba
May 01 2025

Wasn't bad. She has a lovely voice but not my sort of thing overall. Nice to hear, but won't be in regular rotation.

The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter by The Incredible String Band
May 02 2025

I ironically love this. I already know of The Incredible String Band, and can never tell if it's intentionally or accidentally hilarious. It's so bad it's good, especially when the kazoo comes out. I haven't taken shrooms or acid for years, and this reminds me why.

Gentlemen by The Afghan Whigs
May 04 2025

It was alright. Not much else to report. Lyrics are a bit... childish? Odd? Probably won't listen again but it was okay.

Dirt by Alice In Chains
May 05 2025

Soundtrack to my youth. Quality.

Thriller by Michael Jackson
May 06 2025

I gain more appreciation for Jackson as I get older. This is a solid album that I've never listened to in its entirety before. It may not be my go-to music, but it's damn good.

Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield
May 07 2025

Objectively, this is a great album. He is certainly good at playing instruments. He is not good at being an artist. I just can't get into it. Albums like this should take you on a journey, and make you feel a powerful roller coaster of emotion with the transitions. I don't feel any emotional connection to this whatsoever. I felt more of a connection with Pingu playing icicles in the cave (which is what the first ten minutes or so remind me of). I did enjoy the sound of the electric guitar - though the demonic grunts were unwarranted. It was a disappointing listen. I want to like it, but just don't.

Murder Ballads by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
May 08 2025

I'd never listened to Nick Cave until I was given the Birthday Party (aka Vulva from Spaced, the album) album a few weeks ago. That was my first introduction and this is the second. I can't see a love blossoming any time soon. The music is good enough but his vocal is painful. The guests were crap too. It reminds me of slam poetry. I imagine the average fan is a depressed and unemployed English Literature graduate. I don't get it.

Gorillaz by Gorillaz
May 10 2025

It's quite good. 19-2000 Soulchild Remix is the best track, and has been a regular listen since I played Fifa 2002. One of the band sounds like Will Smith on tranquilisers though, so those bits were pants compared to the rest.

The Wall by Pink Floyd
May 11 2025

Not the best of Pink Floyd but still brilliant. Love their sound.

Apocalypse Dudes by Turbonegro
May 12 2025

A name I've heard many times yet never listened to. Turns out I really like it. It was a fun listen.

Debut by Björk
May 13 2025

I don't hate it. It actually started to grow on me by the end. It still sounds incredibly early-90s; perhaps you had to be there (I was 5) to get the most out of it. Might try again one day with a side of MDMA.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters by Fiona Apple
May 18 2025

Vegetable cutters. I can't unhear it. This sounds like every other modern woman who doesn't sing properly, but with added artsy fartsy.

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme by Simon & Garfunkel
May 20 2025

It's obviously not a bad album. I wasn't born for another 20 years though; it doesn't click with me. I enjoyed Homeward Bound, and the Dylan parody. The rest fell flat. Probably more meaningful at the time, the Silent Night felt very clichéd.

Toys In The Attic by Aerosmith
May 22 2025

I like Aerosmith. I just feel like it's missing something that other 70s hard rock has about it. Not quite a 5.

Illinois by Sufjan Stevens
May 23 2025
Ill Communication by Beastie Boys
May 24 2025

Better than the other Beastie Boys album on here. Some tracks weren't just shouting!

Jun 02 2025

I liked the beats. I enjoyed the music. I found it hypnotic. But there are far too many N-words and misogynistic? - Sexist? Alpha-male? whatever it counts as -lyrics for this middle-aged white woman to feel comfortable with.

Blue by Joni Mitchell
Jun 08 2025
Sound of Silver by LCD Soundsystem
Jun 12 2025

It was...okay. It reminded me of a lot of other bands, and also of late-80s video games. Probably won't listen again if I'm honest, but not rushing to turn it off either.

The Score by Fugees
Jun 14 2025

Good just not my sort of thing

Abbey Road by Beatles
Jun 16 2025

It's fine. I'm either too young to 'get it' or spoiled by knowing that better things exist.

Jun 20 2025

Very pleased with this one. I only know of their biggest hit but have never bothered to listen to them otherwise. Very much what I came to this project to find - something that I REALLY enjoy but have never heard. Consider me a fan.

Jun 23 2025

Loved the opening track. The rest was still good, but I feel like I was set up for better.

Rip It Up by Orange Juice
Jun 25 2025

Dated background music. Nothing more.

Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd
Jun 29 2025

One of my favourites. Shine on you crazy diamond is perfection

Bookends by Simon & Garfunkel
Jul 01 2025
Horses by Patti Smith
Jul 05 2025
Stand! by Sly & The Family Stone
Jul 08 2025
Revolver by Beatles
Jul 11 2025

It was okay.

A Love Supreme by John Coltrane
Jul 12 2025

Jesus Christ! This goes on a bit, doesn't it?

Truth And Soul by Fishbone
Jul 14 2025

This album was fun. I love Ma and Pa and will be adding it to regular listening!

Safe As Milk by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
Jul 17 2025

Enjoyed it. Some a bit "out there" but liked it. Great voice.

Goo by Sonic Youth
Jul 18 2025
Elephant by The White Stripes
Jul 19 2025
Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen
Jul 22 2025
Dr. Octagonecologyst by Dr. Octagon
Jul 23 2025

I enjoyed some of the beats. I liked the backing to that ridiculous Earth People rap, but overall it's a no for me

Pacific Ocean Blue by Dennis Wilson
Jul 27 2025

Boring. Two hours of absolute nothingness.

Music Has The Right To Children by Boards of Canada
Jul 28 2025

Music like this always reminds me of 90s demo disc background music. Like I should be listening to this when loading up Virtual Pool on the PS1

Two Dancers by Wild Beasts
Aug 01 2025

Quite liked this, though it wasn't drawing me in so much as pleasant background music. There's a certain time and place I have in mind to listen again to see if I am drawn in. Last track was my favourite.

Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
Aug 05 2025
Happy Trails by Quicksilver Messenger Service
Aug 06 2025

This has some really good bits. It also has some long and unnecessary bits.

Can't Buy A Thrill by Steely Dan
Aug 07 2025

More Steely Dan. This is the third I've had now, and I'm only 160ish albums in. It's what I imagine my grandad would have listened to. Too boring for me

Meat Is Murder by The Smiths
Aug 09 2025

This feels like a cruel joke after pulling Morrissey yesterday. What a whinger! Every song sounds the same, and whilst not terrible musically, the vocal absolutely kills any pleasure I could find from it.

The Rise & Fall by Madness
Aug 15 2025

This was an aural funfair - a summer feeling of carefree fun. Never listened to a Madness album before, and had no expectations whatsoever. I don't quite know when I'd listen to it again, but I really enjoyed the ride.

Channel Orange by Frank Ocean
Aug 16 2025

My first thought was, 'I wonder if he's Billy's crap cousin or something' This somehow manages to sound more dated than some of the albums I've had from the 1970s. Why is the first track just a PlayStation booting up? It improved as it went on, but the voice was annoying. There's no way they're related. I'm sorry, Billy.

Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
Aug 17 2025

Um. Watching my man's face was the highlight of this. Hair Pie gives off Zorn and Ono vibes. I kinda dig some of it though. Moonlight On Vermont was my favourite.

Parachutes by Coldplay
Aug 18 2025

I'm not keen on his voice, unfortunately. I dismissed this album at the time, having had it gifted to me. I wish I liked his voice more because this album is actually great for a chilled out evening. Really good tracks, consistent and well-produced. Love the subtle psychedelic guitar. Quite nice to listen through again, 25 years on, with a more open attitude to music than my grumpy 13-year-old self. The reviews I've scanned here remind me of her 😆

The College Dropout by Kanye West
Aug 19 2025

I'd never heard a Kanye album before, and now isn't the time to start really! That said, I still listened. What a damn shame. Some excellent tracks.

Aug 21 2025

I know of this band. My ex was in their cult. This album is nothing more than okay at best. The 60s garage sound I like, but seems like they manage to diverge from it just enough to become 'meh'. It's a mix of good songs and terrible ones, but, ultimately, all were forgettable. Maybe I'm being harsh because my ex was a pretentious twat, but that's what it is. Music for pretentious twats. (And if that isn't convincing, my ex went to see Einstürzende Neubauten) I would not actively put this album on, but admittedly wouldn't turn it off either.

Deserter's Songs by Mercury Rev
Aug 22 2025

I think I like this, but I'm not stoned enough to fully enjoy this style of music.

Here's Little Richard by Little Richard
Aug 23 2025

Okay... Imagine being some miserable 50s housewife then hearing this?! Bet the pinny never hit the floor so quickly. Every other song screams 'let's have a party'. Husband, schmusband. Somewhat ironically, this modern woman can see herself cracking this album out to do the housework to; this would make any menial task upbeat and enjoyable. I was giving this a 4 from the start, but hearing the origins of all of my favourite music within this solidifies the 5.

Odessey And Oracle by The Zombies
Aug 24 2025

This was disappointing for me. I had higher hopes. Still, it was good, I liked it more on second listen, and I have nothing bad to say about the songs.

Songs Of Leonard Cohen by Leonard Cohen
Aug 25 2025

Jesus Christ, this made me want to throw myself off the Tyne Bridge 💀 If this has to be on this list, it needs to be album 1001, because you'll want to end it all before it's finished.

Led Zeppelin by Led Zeppelin
Aug 26 2025

Is there a better opening to an album out there? Is there a better debut album out there? Fuck it, is there a better album out there? If there is, I can't wait to find it on this list. The only downside to it is how you can look at your own life and realise how useless and talentless you are. Closest thing I've heard to perfection, and they're not even my favourite band. 5 all day long.

All Mod Cons by The Jam
Aug 27 2025

My experience with the Jam is hearing the odd song, thinking 'oh, I know this one', semi-enjoying, semi-singing along, but not really caring if I hear it again. I'm not fussed on this either way. It's not great, it's not terrible, it just is.

Scream, Dracula, Scream by Rocket From The Crypt
Aug 28 2025

Where's my PlayStation controller? If this isn't a Tony Hawk's Pro Skater soundtrack, then I don't know what is. Part of this felt nostalgic to me, even though I only knew On a Rope. Reminds me of discovering this sort of music in secret, and misspent youth in grungy rock clubs. Great fun; great doots.

Music by Madonna
Aug 29 2025

Ah, 2000. A time when well-established icons (and Victoria Beckham) disguised their ageing voices with that robot autotune sound. When you hear the name Madonna, nobody - absolutely nobody - thinks of this album. Title track might be considered after a while, but this couldn't sound more bland and dated if it tried. A reminder that not everything pre-9/11 was sunshine and rainbows. It's 8 hours since I wrote the above, and I only just got to see other reviews. Considering the number of references to 9/11 in them (not something I ever do) I'm going to say that this album is not just terrorism on the ears, but contains some form of subliminal terrorism within. Madge did it.

The Number Of The Beast by Iron Maiden
Aug 30 2025

If you don't like this, simply, you are wrong. I fucking love Iron Maiden, and every track on this album is amazing.

Aug 31 2025

I can't think of a band I am more impartial to. I have a vivid memory of hearing U2 in Kwik Save as a child, and I've really sort of only associated them with no frills shopping and walking through plastic flaps ever since. They are okay. Their music is okay. War (my first album on this) was okay. This was okay.

Maxinquaye by Tricky
Sep 01 2025

I can never tell if I like trip hop or not. My busy brain can't really fully focus and relax to enjoy it. I feel like it would be more my thing with a little 'influence', but in reality I'd fall asleep on the sofa. It's got all the right elements, it's just me who can't piece them together. I did enjoy Black Steel and You Don't.

Play by Moby
Sep 02 2025

This is an album full of songs you have heard bits of somewhere before. Video games, adverts, etc. Thing is, you really don't need to hear any of them in full; nothing else is added. I don't mind it though. It's quite reminiscent of a time. Bodyrock y'all. Game of Fifa 99 anyone?

Armed Forces by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Sep 03 2025

Oliver's Army la la la la shoooooot the whole day down. Always get those two confused. Sunday's Best because he doesn't like Mondays. They were either in cahoots or competition. A lot of this sounds like someone practising vowel sounds to a cute litte tune. Ahhehhihhhohhuuuhhh. Sounds like I hate it, but I don't. It was alright, if a bit long. Unfortunately, instead of humming Costello all day, I had I Don't Like Mondays wedged in my head.

Sep 04 2025

First miserable weather we've seen in England for literally months and this is what I get today? I may as well drive off a cliff. I'm cominggggg Sinéaaaaaad! Seriously, this was dreadful. Just because she's dead doesn't make it haunting or powerful. L

Rock 'N Soul by Solomon Burke
Sep 05 2025

Fun old timey stuff. Pleasant listen

Ágætis Byrjun by Sigur Rós
Sep 06 2025

I enjoyed this once I got into it. Made for a nice drive, decided to diverge off my route down the coast to soak it up. Not sure when I'd listen again, but this was way better than I expected.

Spiderland by Slint
Sep 07 2025

Yeah, it's okay. It's the sort of music that comes on through random recommendations on Spotify while I'm busy doing something, and doesn't quite catch me enough to give my attention to nor turn it off. It's fine, nothing special, nothing I'd go out of my way to hear again.

Sep 09 2025

I'm not American, I don't believe in Jesus, and some of this was better suited to the bedroom than my morning commute, but I really liked this. The recommendations on Spotify afterwards opened my ears to a whole bunch of new tracks too!

Good Old Boys by Randy Newman
Sep 10 2025

The first song going straight in with the slurs made me uncomfortable, and I didn't particularly feel any more positive towards the rest. Feels quite relevant to the current flag shagging going on here in the UK - you can almost picture the gammons singing 'Every man a King' at the great city of Birmingham's EDL meets. I'm not sure what exactly this album influenced beyond more Randy Newman albums... Could Family Guy be more accurate in their parody? Left foot, right foot. Try it. Observe your surroundings and sing them Randy Newman style. I've been having fun doing it all day.

Achtung Baby by U2
Sep 11 2025

Another unremarkable U2 album. This is the third one so far, and I'm yet to hear any discernable difference in sound across them. This one was my 'favourite' of the three, but I'm not sure if I'm just becoming used to hearing U2 so often. Just like the other two: it's okay, it has a couple of recognisable songs, you can sing or bop to one or two of them... But I really struggle to view it as rock music. It's easy listening with a guitarist wasted being in U2 (sure he's not complaining though).

Signing Off by UB40
Sep 12 2025

Seen these live. Always a good show but never listened to an album. I guess I hoped for more, a bit more upbeat. The same beat for every song including the little gap before a doot made me wonder if the album started over again a few times.

Unhalfbricking by Fairport Convention
Sep 14 2025

I have never heard a Fairport song in my life. I've heard of them but know nothing of them. Was pleasantly surprised. If I knew ahead it was female-led folk music, it would have sent shivers down my spine, but I actually got quite into it once I realised it was quite psych rocky. Still conjures up imagery of hippies in a circle, but yeah, enjoyed it.

White Ladder by David Gray
Sep 15 2025

I'd quite like to hear this fella sing some rock music. I think his voice would be suited to it. It's a bit generic 90s singer songwriter, but his voice I like. Babylon was a good song. If the songs had a bit more oomph, I reckon I'd really like it. As it progressed, it felt more like a precursor to wet music like James Blunt and his ilk. This isn't wet, so has the edge over those. Shame though: I was hoping to get more into it. It was okay.

Arrival by ABBA
Sep 16 2025

This is brilliant. ABBA is so much more than cheesy 70s pop. Something about the music makes me feel something I can't even put into words. It's almost evocative of something I never experienced. I can't explain it. Dancing Queen is possibly one of my favourite songs ever, and I'm a rock and metal kind of girl. Knowing Me Knowing You and Money Money Money are also really banging songs. I did get a laugh at Why Did it Have to be Me, because it sounds like The Wombles could have sung that one... not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. They truly deserve their place in music history. What a wonderful album.

Brutal Youth by Elvis Costello
Sep 17 2025

This is my second Costello album. I thought I preferred this one to the other at first, but then it didn't seem to end. His vocal is annoying. Why doesn't it fit with any tune? And that's every single song. The more I hear, the more it gets on my nerves. After so many songs it just sounds like "uh uh-uh UHH uhH UH-uh-uh uHHhhh." I don't even know what the guy looks like, but I get the impression that he looks like a tosser and moves annoyingly when performing. He'd be good if he was somebody else, because the music isn't bad - I dare say it's even good in places - I can hear the influence on skater punk rock which I love, and that's the only reason this isn't getting a 1 star review. Two of his albums down and I'm really not convinced. Four to go (sigh)...

Led Zeppelin III by Led Zeppelin
Sep 18 2025

Ooh, I've had the full quadrilogy now. Zeppelin are the masters of the art of the album. They have a balance of rock and blues that keeps you hooked. It's a whole mood. They suck you in, and this is as close to perfect as I think you can get. I said the exact same for the other three. And I don't even consider them one of my favourite bands... I think I might do now.

Sep 19 2025

People who like The Fall are loner alcoholics who think their drunk rambling is deep and profound. They want to be Mark E Smith - and they sort of are: pompous with a face like a wilting pumpkin. Just an observation. This album was bollocks.

Sep 20 2025

I liked this more than I expected, especially Masters of War. I really liked the bitterness at the end; it'll stick with me so I can pass it on... I'm not really turned on by lyrics. I prefer my music to be loud, upbeat and fun, but actually this did make me pay attention. Probably because not a lot else is going on. It works though. It's even quite annoying, but I get it. Hateful old bastards ought to listen and remember what it was like to care about, well, anything besides themselves. It's not something I'd actively stick on, but I'm glad I listened.

Sep 21 2025

I liked *some* of the weird noises in this. The rest was a bit dull. Was thinking I was getting some trippy hippy fest, then it turned into a whistling stove kettle and a synthesiser falling down some stairs. It's like they're trying to capture an acid journey, but they just pretended to take it for cool points in the hippy circle. Could be better; could be worse.

Bayou Country by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Sep 22 2025

This is awesome. I really like CCR, solid and consistent. Finally an album where the fella and I can agree on a rating.

Aladdin Sane by David Bowie
Sep 23 2025

Not liking Bowie is like not liking vegetables. You have to try plenty to find what you like, but you will definitely like something. If you say otherwise, I won't believe you. Sadly, this album was peas. I don't love them, but would still have them. I prefer others. Just as dinner wouldn't be complete without peas, Bowie wouldn't be complete without this iconic phase. Middle ground.

Lust For Life by Iggy Pop
Sep 24 2025

This sounds more Bowie than yesterday's album... which was Bowie. Enjoyed it.

Maggot Brain by Funkadelic
Sep 25 2025

Did what it said on the tin. Lovely mix of funk and guitar. Thought Super Stupid was a brilliant track.

Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs by Derek & The Dominos
Sep 27 2025

I'm left wondering why Layla is the title track. The other assorted love songs were way better. Gorgeous guitar, obviously. Bit long in places, but overall a very enjoyable album.

Cross by Justice
Sep 28 2025

First track was fine. Then in the second, someone jammed the printer and dropped their mobile phone in some coffee trying to contact IT. I picture a badger in a tie, having been employed as a clumsy admin assistant. Then we take a trip to Sesame Street for D.A.N.C.E - I knew the song, but it sounds like it should be called 'My First Electronica'. Badger must be on a break. Badger is back, fucking around with the fax machine for a bit. Oh no, it's on fire. He's set the fire alarm off... panic ensues. I sort of liked this part of the album. It's slightly anxiety inducing, but I'm fine with that. Stress, Waters of Nazareth, One Minute to Midnight definitely were the 'best' bits. To call it good would be a stretch though. But, no, this was pretty terrible. Office has burned to the ground. Badger is dead. 200 employees have perished. My ears are bleeding.

Pink Moon by Nick Drake
Sep 29 2025

This is total nothingness. Bland voice, bland guitar. I've also had more tuneful farts than 'Know'. I could just tell before looking at the Wiki that he offed himself. Miserable.

Band On The Run by Paul McCartney and Wings
Sep 30 2025

There are some decent songs on this. I like Jet and Mrs Vandebilt. Some others had their moments. Bluebird and the Picasso one were a bit boring and dated. McCartney's voice doesn't really ever change, which might be part of what makes him him, but it's not something I can listen to for a long period. Not bad overall.

Eliminator by ZZ Top
Oct 01 2025

Banging album. Good fun. Every track was a bop - probably very underrated in the grand scheme of things.

KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka
Oct 02 2025

Well, that was a pleasant surprise. This was smooooth. I think it's more suited to a lazy Sunday morning lie-in than my morning dash. I imagine lying in bed, fella brings me a coffee, we snuggle for a bit, and if we fall asleep, so be it, we enjoyed it anyway. I really enjoyed the last few tracks - Hard to Say Goodbye onwards had such a feel to it. I only wish I wasn't driving during that bit. Genuinely pleased with this one and will listen again on Sunday morning.

John Prine by John Prine
Oct 03 2025

What in the Hillbilly Dylan? Sick of hearing the word Jesus. Jesus indeed. This is crap. It didn't seem to end. To be fair, I didn't turn it off so it's not a 1.

That's The Way Of The World by Earth, Wind & Fire
Oct 04 2025

I like it. It doesn't pull me in as much as I'd hoped, but I can't fault it. I'd happily listen to any of the individual tracks again.

Tom Tom Club by Tom Tom Club
Oct 05 2025

It sounds like a collection of music and sound effects from platform games of yesteryear. Didn't feel either way about this, but it's not for me.

Psychocandy by The Jesus And Mary Chain
Oct 06 2025

I used to frequent a rock club which only had regulars, and a few of them loved The Jesus and Mary Chain, so I was excited to hear this. That sharply changed. So much reverb noise, it sounded like the shower was running and I was in the next room trying to listen to a song, only to hear the chhhhhhhhh of running water. In a Hole reminded me of trying to tune into Channel 5 on the kitchen telly in the late 90s. Ahead of its time, maybe? More songs in, it feels like I've put in a full shift on a construction site. I can't believe this album is only 40 minutes long. I felt like it would be okay if it wasn't so intense. There's nothing wrong with the tunes themselves. But Jesus Christ, I've now got tinnitus. Might be worth keeping in mind in case I get yet another neighbour who blasts Adele on repeat.

Dummy by Portishead
Oct 07 2025

Lose the vocal, hand me a joint, and it's a 5 all day long. I know it was the 90s and all, but the singing and music don't match up. That gets on my nerves after a while and spoilt it. It's why I'm always unsure if I like trip hop or not. In theory, I suppose. Decent enough to snooze to though.

Bluesbreakers by John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers
Oct 08 2025

Like Mayall's vocal. A good listen. I see the reviews complaining about white boy blues and Clapton, but, like, who cares? It's great music, whatever it is or isn't.

Low-Life by New Order
Oct 09 2025

Pretty decent. I know nothing of New Order except Blue Monday (who doesn't) and this was a lot more than I expected, I guess. I listened twice because I suspected it would be better on second hearing. I was right. Subculture was the only one that didn't really do it for me. It sounds very 80s, but it was a great listen. Loved the way the guitar came in at the end of Elegia - that was my favourite bit.

The Age Of The Understatement by The Last Shadow Puppets
Oct 10 2025

I only have terrible memories of 2008. I literally lost interest in everything, so the year completely passed me by. So did this, and what a shame... This is well good. I really enjoyed some of the songs on here. Separate and Ever Deadly, The Chamber then In My Room later on all pricked my ears. Great 60s quality with added cleanness. Interesting listen. Not quite a 5, because some tracks didn't grab me as hard as others, but definitely a strong 4.

Moondance by Van Morrison
Oct 11 2025

I wish this was a bit more upbeat. I like it, the voice is good, just a bit slow for a Friday morning in October. Not feeling it. It needs to be played late on a Summer's day. Driving home: you have a touch of heatstroke and you're anticipating crashing out on the sofa when you get back. Feet slightly aching, you decided to play this because you were in the mood after hearing a busker singing Brown Eyed Girl and you want some REAL Van Morrison. One to keep for those occasions, but not today. Still decent but without that mood, I can't give it any higher.

Billion Dollar Babies by Alice Cooper
Oct 12 2025

Camp. Glam. Banging. Right up my street. Every song rocks. Good fun, and even though I laugh, I Love the Dead is a great song that has it all. Anyone else noticed all the best albums are 40 minutes long? Enough to get a good taste of it, and to leave you wanting more.

Oct 13 2025

There's nothing wrong with it. I think the reviews are being dramatic; I did get a laugh from a good few of them though. It's not really my bag, it's too slow, and R&B mostly sounds the same, but it's not terrible. It didn't make much of an impact either way. Bit dull. I suggested I contextualise it by having sex, but my fella needed a poo.

Fear Of A Black Planet by Public Enemy
Oct 14 2025

Yeah boiiiyyyy. This is great. The sound is a bit dated, but the themes are still relevant. I love Chuck D's voice, it hits hard. How sad that 35 years on, the attitudes they rhyme about are still rampant. Quite thought provoking. I love driving to this too. The anger makes me feel cool.

Oct 15 2025

Solid mid. Nothing wrong with it, nothing stands out about it. Slightly wine barish. Could do menial work to it. Inoffensive.

L'Eau Rouge by The Young Gods
Oct 16 2025

Hmm... It reminds me of when you get to the dingy rock club a bit too early. You don't know what's playing, the floor is still clean-sticky instead of spilled-drinks-and-vomit-sticky and the atmosphere is still a little uncomfortable. You get a drink and look around to see a pair of weird goths already on the dance floor, and nobody else, so you stand around for a bit, occasionally bopping your head. It's not bad, you've got something heavy and you're a few drinks into the night, but really, you're just waiting for the club to fill so they play the songs you know and love. It's certainly not the worst thing I've heard, it sort of works. Indeed, these are my favourite 80s French Industrial band. I'm not in any rush to hear it again.

Bad Company by Bad Company
Oct 17 2025

I like this, it's a nice soft rock with great vocal. Heard it before, so nothing surprising or mind-blowing here. I fail to see it as anything special, and it feels a bit 'dad rock' today. Straight Shooter does it more for me personally. Still enjoyed it.

Coat Of Many Colors by Dolly Parton
Oct 18 2025

Given these sweet little ditties, why are American hillbillies so, 'muh guns, muh racism, muh Trump'? Obviously not Dolly herself, she's a sweetheart. They ought to take notes from A Better Place to Live. This was surprisingly much better than I expected. Quite upbeat and because it was short, it didn't become repetitive and annoying as country is. Not something I'd choose to listen to, but really, she's okay.

The Hour Of Bewilderbeast by Badly Drawn Boy
Oct 19 2025

Was alright. I fell asleep the first time around - that to me means it's not something terrible and annoying.

Vanishing Point by Primal Scream
Oct 20 2025

Assorted 90s sounds. So, like, I can't particularly fault it, and I like that trippy Indian instrument they use, and the range of instruments is good, but it just doesn't do much. It feels like waiting music. I don't mean hold or lift music, more like a loading screen; I get a sense of anticipation. It's weird. Maybe I need a joint first. I'd like to like it, but in a solid sober state, it's not great. Would watch them at a festival rather than listen to an album.

Sea Change by Beck
Oct 21 2025

Boring background music. His voice is alright but this could use something.

Oct 22 2025

If I was alive in 1982 this might have been a nice nostalgia trip, but I wasn't. This just sounds like every other 80s pop to my millennial ears. Poison Arrow is quite fun, I guess. I don't dislike it, it's just nothing special and of a time.

Oct 23 2025

Eh, not keen. Some moments are alright and others are pants. What was that we are Devo thing all about? Mongoloid with a chromosome too many? Wtf?! Maybe it's going over my head, but I don't really get how that's considered hear-before-I-die-worthy.

Oct 24 2025

I don't do whispering, this isn't good music, and the message a little too on the nose - albeit important and relevant in 2020. I appreciate why it's considered for the list given the context, but, musically, it's crap. Too many references to goddy stuff too. Racism and god-bothering. In 2020. What a strange, backwards world we live in. I thought Wildfires was something of a song, and Bow had a more interesting sound, but nah, this doesn't do it at all.

Green Onions by Booker T. & The MG's
Oct 25 2025

In the first three tracks, I'd plotted to steal the Mona Lisa, visited Blackpool pleasure beach and run away from Benny Hill. The guitar is pretty good. Classic 60s sound. Rock and roll with an organ. Can tell this influenced a hell of a lot. I'm just not that keen on organs. It's not exactly something I can invest in, but it's high quality, and Green Onions is a fantastic bit of music.

Countdown To Ecstasy by Steely Dan
Oct 26 2025

They're not a great listen. Four is excessive. At least they're done now. I'm too young and too female - this is proper grandad rock. Best of the Steely Dan albums I've had though. It's was short and felt a bit more varied than the others. They're not bad musicians, they're consistent. I just find them consistently dull.

Mr. Tambourine Man by The Byrds
Oct 27 2025

It's boringly pleasant I think. Upbeat entry level 60s rock. There's better out there. Sounded a bit samey but not too much that it became tedious.

The Chronic by Dr. Dre
Oct 28 2025

I liked the beats. Especially in NWAG (don't wish to write that) Rat-Tat-Tat-Tat and Lyrical Gangbang. Not so keen on that keyboardy organ thing, and skits. The sex skits and mentioning dicks brings out the Mary Whitehouse in me. I'm a white 40 year old woman from England - definitely not the target audience - so a lot of it sounds childish to me.

The Poet by Bobby Womack
Oct 29 2025

Funky, smooth and a little cheesy. Yeah, don't mind it at all. Has a late 70s hangover sort of sound, not quite fully transitioned into the 80s yet, but with some hints of synth-yet-to-come. I felt like I was watching Top of the Pops listening to this - every song sounded like it could have been a featured song from the charts. As each track faded, I imagined the clapping and a little introduction to the next song, which is weird, because I wasn't even born yet. I listened before 6am even hit. It really suited the time of day with nothing too intense and a lovely clean sound to pull myself round to. It's not my go-to type of music, but I'm certainly not complaining about it. I enjoyed hearing this.

Rid Of Me by PJ Harvey
Oct 30 2025

I somehow like and dislike it at the same time. It's simultaneously rock and artsy bollocks. Her vocal style is bizarre, but I quite like how it's quiet one second then BANG BANG BANG the next. A bit too 90s maybe, but kind of appealing to my blatant undiagnosed neurodivergence. "Hey, you're starting to drift away from focusing on this, aren't you? HAHA NOW YOU'RE NOT! LISTEN TO MEEEEE! LOOOOUUUUUD!" Is this another where I need to try again on drugs? I say that evey 25 albums or so, but I promise I don't have a habit. I feel like I probably won't listen to it again. I think I'm fine with having experienced it. Confusion. That's what this album is.

Back At The Chicken Shack by Jimmy Smith
Oct 31 2025

Sounds like a loading screen on The Sims or something. That's pretty much all I can say about it. It exists.

Blur by Blur
Nov 01 2025

Woooohooooo! Naturally, the best track on the album. Road to World Cup, anyone? IYKYK. Didn't mind this. Some decent tracks, an obvious pastiche, easy to listen to. Wouldn't say it's a strong 4, but it's definitely better than 3. I'm left satisfied hearing it, but not really left wanting more.

Fuzzy by Grant Lee Buffalo
Nov 02 2025

I had no expectations here. The opening track was pleasantly surprising. It wasn't bad at all. It reminds me of a lot of things, but can't place it. Bowie? Lou Reed? Placebo? Put 70s and 90s mellow moody rock in a blender and get this. I kinda like it. Saving this one for the car. I want to hear it again.

Manassas by Stephen Stills
Nov 03 2025

Easy to listen to. It's nothing more than alright.

Chirping Crickets by Buddy Holly & The Crickets
Nov 04 2025

Enjoyable enough, especially when considering my grandparents would have still been young when it came out, but I don't love it. Maybe I set my expectations too high after hearing Little Richard. It's clean, well-produced, and it's influential; an album you can firmly say deserves to be on the list. Hard to give a fair rating probably. If I channel my inner 50s-housewife, I'm giving it a 4, but 2025 me thinks it's a 3.

Dust by Screaming Trees
Nov 05 2025

Eh, it was decent. Not keen on the vocal, was hoping for something a bit heavier. Dying Days really stood out though, I enjoyed that one. Then read that it featured Pearl Jam's guitarist. So, that figures. Some other good songs though not leaving me craving to hear more. It is very much suitable driving music and I happened to be driving when listening.

Out Of The Blue by Electric Light Orchestra
Nov 06 2025

Wow. Was not expecting this at all. I've only heard a couple of hits before, and realise they do not do ELO justice. This is fuck all like Telephone Line and shit. This is incredible. Really loved this, especially - this sounds so ridiculous - the orchestra parts! Fabulous!

Songs From The Big Chair by Tears For Fears
Nov 07 2025

I find all these flat-vocal 80s bands really similar and don't think any of them rank higher than the others. I always get the impression that 'you had to be there.' You can sing along with Everybody Wants to Rule the World, and Shout is not new to me. Everything else was boring and failed to keep my attention. This whole genre is a write off for me personally.

Lady Soul by Aretha Franklin
Nov 08 2025

There's no denying this is a great album. So much power and feeling in that voice. There is nothing bad to say about it. It's not my favourite genre, but this is flawless.

Reign In Blood by Slayer
Nov 09 2025

Sick guitars and manic drums. Yes! Not so keen on the vocal style, but appreciate it's part of the genre. Great for what it is, all sounds a bit samey though.

Penthouse And Pavement by Heaven 17
Nov 10 2025

This reminds me of being 7 and messing around on my Yamaha keyboard. Step one: press preset drum Step two: plink three keys. Repeat. Step three: think of a title and sing it over and over. This feels like a pisstake, but you just know it's not. Crap.

Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette
Nov 11 2025

I dunno. It's very 90s, it's very typical pop rock. Sounds like the soundtrack to some American teen drama breakup scenes. It's not bad, I suppose, it's just dated and basic. I get a sense that it was everywhere for a while then everyone just got sick of her and didn't care about a follow up. Her voice is pretty annoying. It's like she's trying too hard, but I get it was 1995. It's trying to be tomboy, but I can only see girly girls really liking it. For the modern day, it's crap.

Disraeli Gears by Cream
Nov 12 2025

Very cool sound. Awesome guitar. Not keen on the cockney sounding ones, but a solid album.

What's Going On by Marvin Gaye
Nov 13 2025

Disappointed in this. I expected more from such a big name. I really thought I was getting in to soul from others I've had on this journey, but this was boring. Some of the orchestration sounded like things you'd hear on Chrisrmas songs, so it seemed a bit odd too. I'd have an afternoon snooze to it but that's about it. Not that there's anything wrong with his voice. It's nice. Just the music was dull and a bit cheesy. Not what I wanted, sadly.

Nov 14 2025

Might have been just a little too young at the time to appreciate this. I didn't like Oasis, so this was my first time listening to an album of theirs. I was surprised - and impressed -that I wasn't just aware of the songs, but knew them well - lyrics and all. This album obviously had a lot more impact than I remember. Anthemic. Wonderwall is a bit pants and overplayed though, init? I was also impressed at how such a shit singer doesn't become annoying enough to make you turn it off before 50 minutes is up. I actually enjoyed it. I honestly thought Don't Look Back in Anger was the best song on the album though. Noel is definitely the talented one. Good listen, and a lesson for me not to be so dismissive in future!

Live! by Fela Kuti
Nov 15 2025

I think I would need to see this live to enjoy it. I imagine a lot is happening on stage that I'm missing by just listening. It's so long. Parts of it are funky, parts of it are dull. Mostly dull. The drum solo is the biggest anticlimax ever. How do two drummers considered to be the best of their kind manage to come together and sound so bloody boring?

Catch A Fire by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Nov 16 2025

I liked this. I had a bit of a stone over, and it worked so well to get me enjoying my weekend. Quality. Very cool chilled vibes.

Raw Power by The Stooges
Nov 18 2025

Pretty good. It feels like a transition from the 60s hard rock to pure raw punk. Enjoyed it but it's not quite a 5 for me.

Pink Flag by Wire
Nov 19 2025

This was alright. Suitable for driving to. It was probably better at the time, because I couldn't get the idea that I was listening to a random band in a pub out of my head. Nothing felt special about it.

What's That Noise? by Coldcut
Nov 20 2025

Not being on Spotify is annoying. Immediately I have an image of a curly permed woman in a leotard, hairband and tights ready to give us instructions for aerobics. Sort of like the album cover actually. That didn't last long. Oh no. A wild Mark E. Smith appears. No exercise going on here. What's that noise? Indeed. It could be a scratch, a phone, a saxophone or something else. I'd say it's like a bad trip, but it's not even as good as that. I dunno what the purpose of this album is. Is it a selection of 80s noises to use for crappy projects? To play at your pretentious art and fashion show? To piss off the neighbours? It's hip hop without the hip. It's house without the consistency. Stop This Crazy Thing was as good as it got, but it didn't hold up long. I liked the dooty bit. I'm glad it's not on Spotify. Nobody who worked on this deserves a microfraction of a penny that my stream would earn it. Imagine the recommendations that would follow. In fairness, it does as it says on the tin.

Nov 21 2025

This was alright. Suitable for driving to. It was probably better at the time. Nothing felt special about it. Yes, I copied and pasted the review I gave an album 2 days ago. Because all this 70s punk sounds the same. I like punk, it rocks and has power and speed, but none of it really sticks out, so, at the same time, I don't like punk.

The Queen Is Dead by The Smiths
Nov 22 2025

Oh no. Not him again. The band is okay, I just don't understand why or even how they worked with Morrissey. Annoying voice, annoying views. Possibly paints roundabouts. I saw an article about him and "can you separate art from the artist" using him as an example. Well, I thankfully wouldn't ever have that dilemma, because I'd never choose to listen to this.

GI by Germs
Nov 23 2025

Had a bit of a punk run lately. I think I prefer this to the British punk, but I'm not 100% sold on it. I can hear the foundations for other bands that I can't really get from the other albums of late. It's manic and insane. It's just not great. Vocal is a bit shit. Don't mind the overall sound though.

Sister by Sonic Youth
Nov 24 2025

Best Sonic Youth album I've had yet. It was pretty good. I like the heavy. No song was what I'd consider a banger though, nothing to sing along to.

Nov 25 2025

Eh, the other one was better. Some decent enough tracks, but instantly loses a star for featuring Rihanna, drop another for being Kanye and there's not many stars I can actually give it. Does he show some self awareness in sampling 21st Century Schizoid Man?

G. Love And Special Sauce by G. Love & Special Sauce
Nov 26 2025

I get what it's going for, but an hour of the same thing was too much. It wasn't bad, very of a time, not great either.

Fred Neil by Fred Neil
Nov 27 2025

I genuinely think he has a nice voice. But it's the kind of nice voice I've got no desire to listen to. This isn't something I'd choose but I can't deny his voice. I see the appeal for (now deceased) grandpas. It's a good album to be fair.

I See You by The xx
Nov 28 2025

Musically is fine, but a bit boring. Definitely not one for the car. The voice is meh. I'd really have to be in the right mood for this sort of thing, and today isn't it.

Master Of Puppets by Metallica
Nov 29 2025

This is the kind of album that makes me hyped and say 'FUCK YEAH'. Love it. Probably the best of the 281 I've had so far.

Nov 30 2025

I was never into Korn, even though I was on that whole scene. Dig the heavy guitar and general sound but even at the time it felt a bit rarrr I'm 13 and edgy, ooh creepy psycho vocal. Not a favourite but happy to listen to it. I got a bit bored of it towards the end. Some really good tracks but they need to be listened to in isolation, not at over an hour at a time.

Youth And Young Manhood by Kings of Leon
Dec 01 2025

Never given this band any time nor thought. Their other one was everywhere to the point I'd never have sought anything out by them. I thought this was *quite* good. It's almost enjoyable but never quite gets there. Singer sounds a bit like he's got something in his mouth, or he's too lazy to get the words out properly. No tracks stand out as real bangers, but the sound is alright overall. Solid mid.

Dec 02 2025

Honestly, same review as Fugees. I get it, I get why it was popular, I hear the influence, but R&B just does nothing for me at all. It's also way too long, Jesus Christ.

1989 by Taylor Swift
Dec 03 2025

Well, If I was 10... my sister would like it and I'd probably be sick to the back teeth of hearing it. My friends want to do routines to it at break. Someone's singing it in assembly. End of year assembly and the dance club does Shake It Off. Catchy pop for tween girls. It's hard to view it as anything but for children, and it's giving me Spice Girls Vietnam flashbacks even though they don't sound anything alike. Is it bad? No. I'm just a tomboy. Maybe I'd get indoctrinated into enjoying Blank Space a là Who Do You Think You Are. Her marketing team is genius, let's say that.

Kollaps by Einstürzende Neubauten
Dec 04 2025

Remember when Stomp was a thing? It's like they had a nervous breakdown. Or when you're a child and run at a metal fence with a stick, but the playground is haunted. I think this was music used during psychological trials to see what happens to the brain when steelworkers are given too much overtime. This really is shit. There is no other word for it. Is it meant to be art? As a side note, Taylor Swift was yesterday's pick; only here could someone listen to that and this sequentially. Spotify data analysts must be baffled.

Don't Stand Me Down by Dexys Midnight Runners
Dec 05 2025

I couldn't tell you why, but I like this. Something is pulling me in and I'm embracing it. Made for really good driving music. I love that bizarre vocal style of his; it really works for me. I'm curious to hear more, especially something more upbeat - I'm assuming they've got other upbeat songs.

The Yes Album by Yes
Dec 06 2025

I like it but I wish it would do something a bit more oomphy. I don't know how to explain what it is that stops me from loving it. Perpetual Change could be awesome but just misses the mark for me. Weirdly reminds me of Queen if they took a slightly different direction.

New Wave by The Auteurs
Dec 07 2025

Didn't mind it.

The Message by Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
Dec 08 2025

Just a bit of fun. Not taking itself seriously. I like that sort of thing. I quite liked it, but it not really something for the regular.

Moon Safari by Air
Dec 09 2025

Sexy Boy is a hell of an atmospheric tune. This album was nice and chill, I just wish it wasn't Monday morning! Could have done with listening in bed.

Lam Toro by Baaba Maal
Dec 11 2025

Quite like when world music comes up, it's something I'd never listen to or know about otherwise. I'd definitely like this more if I was on a beach in Senegal and not driving to work at 7am. It was alright.

Pyromania by Def Leppard
Dec 12 2025

I love this shit. Cheesy rock just for fun. Surface level singalong. People are being harsh I think - you're not meant to take it seriously. Are they super talented? No Are the lyrics deep? No It's just good fun man, lighten up, grab a hairbrush and enjoy it. The real highlight was actually the songs after on Spotify. Cheesy 80s rock. It's like a guilty pleasure, except I don't feel guilty.

Aftermath by The Rolling Stones
Dec 13 2025

I liked this, but it's pretty tame sounding for 60s rock. Had the UK version since I'm not offended by a long record. It's funny to read that people might be offended by lyrics about women or allusions to a man, who, if he even existed, died 2000 years ago. Oh no! And they call us the snowflake generation. This was decent anyway.

Tical by Method Man
Dec 14 2025

This had a cool atmosphere, but the music wasn't amazing. Liked it enough to give a 3

The Man Machine by Kraftwerk
Dec 16 2025

Sounds like 16 bit games. This is overrated. Not very exciting at all.

Bert Jansch by Bert Jansch
Dec 17 2025

Boring. Dull and boring.

Live / Dead by Grateful Dead
Dec 18 2025

I like the sound. A lot. It's just very stretched out and doesn't do a lot. Some of the guitar is wonderful, I just wish they were actual songs and not extended jams. If it was 1969 and I was off being a hippy I'd probably buy in to it, but I'd likely fall asleep listening to them, miss the bus to the show, and be kicked out of the club for not being committed enough a deadhead. Alas, it's not 1969 so I'm working and sober... this isn't the right fit for today. Maybe next week.

Roots by Sepultura
Dec 19 2025

Decent album, this.

Be by Common
Dec 22 2025

I listened 8 hours ago and have completely forgotten what I was going to say about it. So there's that... It was forgettable. Obviously. Not terrible.

Loveless by My Bloody Valentine
Dec 24 2025

I dunno. It was alright but weird.

Under Construction by Missy Elliott
Dec 25 2025

This is somewhere between hypnotic and annoying. It's not for me, but definitely remember Work It being all over at the time.

Butterfly by Mariah Carey
Dec 28 2025

Did I have to get her two days after Christmas? That makes her my most heard artist of December and it's not consensual. Honestly, girl can sing, but these songs are all boring as all hell. She's upbeat at Christmas and she should try that more often. This is what I call karaoke music, where the backing track sounds like it could be by any female singer of the 80s and 90s. Meh.

E.V.O.L. by Sonic Youth
Dec 29 2025

These again? I really fail to see why this band got so many entries on this list when it's not even considered an all-time great, and, to the best of my knowledge, doesn't even exist now. This album was like the rest of them: okay, no bangers.

...And Justice For All by Metallica
Dec 30 2025

All the yes. One is such a classic. Nothing better than Metallica to start a Monday morning. It's not my favourite, but it's still damn good.

Odelay by Beck
Dec 31 2025

Pretty impartial to this. It was on, it played, it was music. I didn't feel anything either way.

Back to Basics by Christina Aguilera
Jan 01 2026

As solo women go, could be way way worse. She's alright, but I don't think she needs a double album. Way too long unless you're really really into her. Especially since by the time disc 2 (the way better one) you're a bit sick of hearing it. I was never into that R&B mainstream stuff though her voice suits it. The album is mostly upbeat and her ooOOOuuuuUuuuUUUuh thing is less obvious than when she released stuff like Beautiful (which sucks). It sounds a bit dated now, but I also need to accept that 2006 was 20 years ago. It was the style at the time. Time to hang up the belt onions.

Future Days by Can
Jan 02 2026

It's like a cool intro or outro that never ends. Unfortunately doesn't go anywhere either. I don't mind the sound, drum focus is cool, bit of an atmosphere, but nah, needs something else for me.

The Undertones by The Undertones
Jan 04 2026

Sterile as anything. I wasn't keen but it's not the worst I've ever heard. Little boppy tunes suitable for the car I guess. I saw them live, an opening act at a free festival. That's what this album is ideal for: people who go to festivals because they're free, not because there's music on.

Want Two by Rufus Wainwright
Jan 05 2026

Oh man. The first track had me really intrigued: it was weird and the voice was cool, spooky and somewhat familiar. By the third track I felt cheated, lured in by the spiritual chanting vibe. It just didn't do anything except whinge. Real shame. Dude has a voice that could be used so much better. Old Whore's Diet was probably my 'favourite' after the first one. Let's just say it was disappointing.

Songs For Swingin' Lovers! by Frank Sinatra
Jan 06 2026

Mehhh, of the time. I can appreciate that they'd never heard rock music so this was probably peak. Got to try to contextualise, haven't you? I've been washing dishes and shake n vac'ing all day. A delightful homemade pie is in the oven, and the spuds are bubbling away on the stovetop. The house looks and smells wonderful, and I put on my dotty frock and do up my hair just before husband comes home. He comes in, wraps his arms around me and gives me a twirl in the kitchen to some romantic lyrics. The swinging lets me know we're makin whoopie later so we can add to our brood. Oh how wonderful. Then he slaps me about for tea being late to the table. Anyway, it was fine for what it was.

Rust In Peace by Megadeth
Jan 07 2026

It's another "fuck yeah" album for me. Give me any of the big 4 any day. I don't listen to them for ages but when I do, I get hyped and love them more than the last time. What I especially like about Megadeth over the others is that I can 'sing' along to the guitar. In fact, I can't help but do it. Weeeeeeoooooohweeeenuhnuhhyeeeeeee dudududu dudududu duduludduh duh duh duh dududududuuuuuuuhhhhh.

Arular by M.I.A.
Jan 08 2026

Ba nah nah ba nah nah ba nah nah M I A M I A M I A M I A pull up the people pull up the people bucky done gun bucky done gun bucky done gun... I can only assume this was designed and used as a torture method during the Iraq war. No.

Bright Flight by Silver Jews
Jan 09 2026

Reminds me of one of those singer-songwriters but don't know which one. Cohen? Dylan? Reed? Someone else? Maybe a bit of all of them. It isn't as annoying as whoever it reminds me of, but blimey, pretty boring. The fact the music has more than a whinging acoustic guitar gets it an extra point.

Head Hunters by Herbie Hancock
Jan 10 2026

Is this my thing? Not really. However, I must have put hundreds of hours into The Sims games back in the day and this reminds me of it. I'm almost transported back to sitting in the converted garage, hiding away from family, hours at a time alone and at peace, designing homes and then living out better lives than mine until deleting the pool ladders and drowning them. Ahh. This is what I call 'not a listening album': it's an accompaniment to something else. I could listen to this happily in the background while doing something chill to wind down - reading, writing, drawing, slowly organising things. Yeah. As jazz goes, it's pretty good.

Superfuzz Bigmuff by Mudhoney
Jan 11 2026

Superfuzz bigmuff means something else in the UK. I took the 1988 version, since the other is 2 hours long and I want to hear it as it was. The tracks are decent, I do like the grunge sound, but prefer other singers to this guy. Switch him out and this is banging. 6 tracks is a nice length - it's too short if anything - which is better than taking the 32 track option and getting absolutely fed up of hearing it. In 'N' Out of Grace is how the whole thing should sound. Hell yeah that's a tune.

Jan 12 2026

This is a strange one. I wouldn't say I liked it, exactly, but I got soaked up in the atmosphere. I'm there with the crowd. I appreciate the art rather than the singing. I get it. Doesn't mean I like it, but it's well done. It's pretty immersive and engaging. Reminds me of the bar in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Jan 13 2026

It's a classic, though I have never been a fan of the title track. It's a good album, the type of accessible rock that everyone can enjoy in some capacity. Not into rock? You'll like some of it. Into rock? You'll like some of it.

Feast of Wire by Calexico
Jan 14 2026

I don't know what I expected with this. It made for pleasant driving music. I liked it.

Black Monk Time by The Monks
Jan 15 2026

This was fantastic. I had so much fun listening to it. The world wasn't- and probably still isn't- ready for The Monks. Punk AF. I loved it. Right up my street.

Another Green World by Brian Eno
Jan 16 2026

- He can make some pretty sounds - I don't mind the vocals - I can hear influence on stuff 20 years on from this It's just a bit slow and boring. It felt like it needed a bit of spice. Maybe he should add a poppadom to his synthesiser. Though that's just a stupid pun. It has nice moments, but it failed to hold my interest.

Hot Rats by Frank Zappa
Jan 17 2026

Actual cool stoner-jazz-metal. I've been looking forward to getting some Zappa to properly check him out. It was fun and cool. So cool. So cool, in fact, I keep saying this is cool. I can't even find another word that fits. Funky and experimental. I want to get stoned now. It's banging. I'm not sure if it's truly a 5 to my tastes, but it's so cool that it's getting one.

21 by Adele
Jan 18 2026

Oh no. I've dreaded this day. Since 2011, I've had five different next door neighbours who've blasted 'Someone Like You' at inopportune times, presumably whilst crying into a sharing bag of Maltesers. I naturally wince at even the thought of that song. They were all sad, fat and lonely, so I can only assume that has to be a prerequisite to listening to her music. I am none of those things. It triggers me already because of that, but then her voice has something horrible about it that's irritating. It's not that she can't sing, but the tone or something (don't know music words) is really unpleasant to me. The album cover makes her look like she's doing what I call picking her nits - when people scratch their head then inspect their nails. What are they looking for? Reminds me of chimps. That just adds to it all. Objectively though: this was just a bit shit. She's bland. She isn't half as powerful vocally as people claim, and the songs are naff. Music for people who don't like music and only listen because they think that's what they're supposed to like.

Liquid Swords by GZA
Jan 19 2026

Some of these tracks were pretty good. I keep discofering that I enjoy hip hop and rap way more than I ever thought I would. I'm not really in the right mood today unfortunately. I'm also not a big fan of skit bits - just keep the flow going please. That said, when I popped out in the car, it was banging. Gold especially. Wouldn't argue if I heard any of it again.

Home Is Where The Music Is by Hugh Masekela
Jan 20 2026

Eh, he can play but how boring? Afrobeat? I just hear a slow piano. Expected something more engaging. This was just dull. Should have all been like the children's song at the end.

Forever Changes by Love
Jan 21 2026

Good, this. It's probably the best rock-folk-psychedelic-hippie album I've heard. It's got substance and it's sophisticated. The guitar is excellent, great use of crash cymbals. I'm totally on board with this.

Os Mutantes by Os Mutantes
Jan 22 2026

This was weird. In a good way. It's pretty eccentric and cool, and I had fun listening to it. Great range of instruments, cool as hell guitar in places, summery feel... I just wish I knew what they were singing!

Rhythm Nation 1814 by Janet Jackson
Jan 23 2026

She is what she is. Unfair to compare to other singing Jacksons. That would be like comparing God to his brother, Simon. I swear every introduction was the same - felt like I was going mad, but you can just say tell the songs are different. Her voice is alright. The songs are typical 80s pop. The production is alright. It's something you'd hear in a shopping centre: inoffensive and... alright. It doesn't exceed alright. It's just alright. Anyone want to guess my 'favourite' track?

Darkness on the Edge of Town by Bruce Springsteen
Jan 24 2026

There's just something about Springsteen that I don't enjoy. It's not one element that I can pinpoint, it's more that it's sort of dull, even when it isn't.

Music in Exile by Songhoy Blues
Jan 25 2026

Well cool. Upbeat and fun. I just have to trust it's not about bludgeoning kittens and shit because I don't understand a single word. Most of the world music on here is really good and not something I'd ever encounter in the wild. These guys can play.

Solid Air by John Martyn
Jan 26 2026

This quickly became background music. It was far from unpleasant though. My ears pricked at I'd Rather be the Devil; that one was good. There atmosphere was nice, but the vocals weren't, and the songs were a bit meh. Not bad for 70s singer-songwriter but not my sort of thing.

Heaven Or Las Vegas by Cocteau Twins
Jan 27 2026

Another solid mid. I don't mind the sound honestly. I don't mind the vocal either, but is it English? It's like Prisencolinensinainciusol - oh yeah this sounds English, but no word in particular is distinguishable. It's a bit samey throughout, so it becomes a bit boring, but individually, they'd be alright. Not life-changing or anything. Another solid mid.

Phrenology by The Roots
Jan 28 2026

Decent. Enjoyed a lot of it.

Sunshine Superman by Donovan
Jan 29 2026

When it's good it's good, but when it's bad it's absolute bollocks. Plinky toy piano thing is terrible. Season of the Witch is the best on there - I like that one. Hard to decide if it's more good than shite, or vice versa.

Jan 30 2026

I don't even know what to say about this. It's music. It all sounds the same. How many times does he say hahhhnky tahhhhnk?

Jan 31 2026

Kinda cool, but would prefer it not to be live. I feel like you'd need visuals for James Brown. I like the doots.

Scott 4 by Scott Walker
Feb 01 2026

Some had a nice backing, But his voice didn't fit, This album was lacking, A little bit shit. Not fully shit though. It's just doesn't work especially well. Some tracks, like Get Behind Me, would be good if they were better. I know what I mean... Interesting that the songs after on Spotify were a really random mix of 60s and 70s. I think he broke the algorithm.

Will The Circle Be Unbroken by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Feb 02 2026

The opening tricked me. I thought it was all going to be 'jeebuz lurves me' country music when that woman started. It was actually quite fun for a bit, but nobody needs two hours of banjo-wielding hillbillies. It went awn fur so lawng that ah furgawt ahm even English. Gyuck! The jeebuz woman comes back too for some cyclical cringe. Like hippies but with added inbreeding. What a horribly tacky American way to end a record. Bleh! Oh god! I thought that circle being unbroken was the end. It has another 5 tracks after! The early middle part gets a 3. The length and woman gets a 1. Balanced out at 2 - not listening to that again.

OK Computer by Radiohead
Feb 03 2026

This is alright. Like, they're obviously really good at what they do. The guitar on Lucky was really nice. I think they're great musicians. But it was so miserable that I wanted to slit my wrists. I'd probably not choose to hear this again, as good as the tracks are. The computer using Microsoft Sam was a bit of a throwback - we used to put song lyrics into it and make it "sing".

Feb 04 2026

They're one of the better bands that sound exactly like this. This 80s stuff just isn't my cuppa. It's not their fault. They're decent at what they're doing, but it's not for me.

Teenager Of The Year by Frank Black
Feb 05 2026

First track made me say aloud: what on earth is this?! Kinda liked it. Not bad this. Not life changing nor mind blowing, but decent enough.

Haunted Dancehall by The Sabres Of Paradise
Feb 06 2026

Another "not a listening album". I realised as I was driving to work that I was quite zoned out from the music but focused on the road more than usual (good job as there were some idiots about). I'm very easily distracted by sights and sounds - not in a neurodivergent way as far as I know - and this might be ideal for focusing on my pile of marking. I feel this may be useful! We shall see... As a listening album it would be bollocks.

Franz Ferdinand by Franz Ferdinand
Feb 07 2026

Held up better than I expected, except the line about Terry Wogan. Reminds me of being free of school and starting to go out on the lash. Enjoyable. Take me Out will always remind me of Back Off Boogaloo though. The vocal on Michael sounds like Mr. Weebl... remember him?! Not 5 enjoyable, but good fun and a nice throwback.

Freak Out! by The Mothers Of Invention
Feb 08 2026

Hell yeah a kazoo! This is fun, gets a laugh now and then, but it's not exactly something I can relate to nor would I listen it to for leisure. Feels like a bit of a waste of good musicians.

Low by David Bowie
Feb 10 2026

Bowie is great, and he's got something for everyone. THIS is the one for me. I really loved this. I bet listening to this in 1977 sounded like you were listening to something from 50 years in the future. And with 50 years almost gone, it's still an amazing piece of work. Warszawa actually scared me a bit. It's like the aliens have landed. I mean that in a good way though; I haven't been scared of music since I was a young child. I can sort of picture the last part paired with some creepy 80s claymation for a lifetime of trauma. It's so funky and cool sounding. Really impressed with it. This is the best discovery of this project so far.

Come Find Yourself by Fun Lovin' Criminals
Feb 11 2026

The mix of styles and instruments is a good idea, but this might serve as an example of why not many people do it. It's alright for a one-time listen. A lot of the tracks were used on adverts and promos in the 90s and they sounded good in that context. It's not great. They weren't very impressive when I saw them at a festival either. It's not fair to say it's *bad* either. But I probably won't listen again.

One World by John Martyn
Feb 12 2026

Pretty dull. I could maybe stick it on for a nap. I was getting dressed to it this morning and it just turned into background sounds. Nothing of note here.

Vento De Maio by Elis Regina
Feb 13 2026

Overall, meh. I didn't really care for nor dislike this. I quite liked O Trem Azul. The more upbeat songs reminded me of The Sims (cos I don't understand a word) and the rest merely exists.

Five Leaves Left by Nick Drake
Feb 14 2026

Oh not this miserable git again. I'm on a run of duds at the moment, this one being the worst in 5 days. Was there really any need for 3 albums of his? Please say there's no more! This is only the second album of 357 that I've switched off.

The Slim Shady LP by Eminem
Feb 15 2026

Bit puerile honestly. Ooh I'm so edgy, I got kicked out of schooool, ooh I'm so edgy I'm going to be horrible about womeeeeen. Like he's some paedo weirdo trying to impress kids on a playground. Some alright beats and that, but the annoying, childish vocal is, frankly, crap. At least we know he grew up.

There's A Riot Goin' On by Sly & The Family Stone
Feb 16 2026

Took 2 attempts to listen to this, and neither time did I pay attention. It quickly became background music. It does mean that equally there's nothing bad nor good about it. Solid meh.

Queens of the Stone Age by Queens Of The Stone Age
Feb 17 2026

You know, I should like this band. They're dark and moody, rockers with decent guitar, obviously competent musicians. I dunno what it is. I can't get into them. This album is no exception unfortunately. They always just miss the mark for me, and so did this. Not every track mind: I quite enjoyed spiders and vinegaroons. It's not bad by any means, I should like it, but, I don't.

New York Dolls by New York Dolls
Feb 18 2026

This is a good fun album. It's got a lot of influence, I can hear the following decades of rock in this. I've never really listened to them but know the name and the odd track. I'll probably keep it that way since the vocal isn't quite my thing, but this breaks the naff streak for me. The last 6 days have been bloody terrible so this was a refreshing enjoyment this morning.

Orbital 2 by Orbital
Feb 19 2026

Time is already a loop you numpty, a 24-hour one. I get the feeling you're supposed to be so off your tits that the titles become deep and profound. Woah man, if you think about it man, like, everything is made of shapes 🤯 This album sounds like a collection of rejected PS1 demo disc and puzzle game backing tracks. I guess the only good thing to say is that those were more mid-90s than early, so this might be somewhat ahead of its time? Input loads of drugs - translation - output this pile of shite.

Tigermilk by Belle & Sebastian
Feb 20 2026

It's not bad, but far too tame for my tastes. There's nothing about it. His lisp got annoying after a while though, and I got bored around halfway through. It was fine to wake up to, but I won't be listening again.

Time Out by The Dave Brubeck Quartet
Feb 21 2026

It's Sims music again. It's got that iconic Take Five, but not sure I can really get into jazz on the whole. I'm sure it's good for what it is, but a bit of a letdown for my 365th day. Happy albumiverssary to me.

Feb 22 2026

I didn't want to like it. French? What can they rhyme except hawhehaw and zut alors? Turns out I like it. Funky and smooth. Ragga Jam was brilliant. I would obviously prefer it in English, but apparently I like French rap.

...Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
Feb 23 2026

I was a 10-year-old girl when this came out. The target audience for this bollocks. It was a nope then, and a nope at 38. She appeared on Top of the Pops wearing the same pair of white and silver Adidas tracksuit bottoms that I had. I was devastated. As much as I feel for her treatment, fuck you Britney, you ruined my favourite outfit for me. Just pop crap. Nothing to say particularly.

Feb 24 2026

This guy's voice is incredible. There's so much soul, passion and love going into this performance. I accidentally fell in love with him by listening multiple times and more songs. What a dreamboat. I wish I was there; the crowd is having a blast, and it's contagious. Pleasantly surprised at how fun this was.

The Holy Bible by Manic Street Preachers
Feb 25 2026

This has a great sound. It falls into the 90s trap of not being particularly catchy or having a standout track, so nothing especially makes you go WOW. Enjoyed it nonetheless.

Feb 26 2026

I thought I'd already had this. It's another of those washed up bands I've seen at cheap summer festivals. I've almost had the entire lineup of the 2018 Kubix Festival now. This band, to my knowledge, had two hits. Neither are on here, which seems to defeat the point. They were okay to have a pint to in the summer. This was okay but nothing special.

The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails
Feb 27 2026

Hmm, this band has some bangers but seemingly not on this album. As an ex suicidal angry person, I expected to enjoy it a bit more than I actually did. Maybe I've outgrown this sort of thing. I dunno. I'll be controversial though: Johnny Cash didn't do it better. Disappointing.

Hail To the Thief by Radiohead
Feb 28 2026

Radiohead number 3. I found the computer one a whinge, quite liked The Bends, but this one is captivating. It's hypnotic and trippy. Finding myself completely absorbed in it without really minding when he whinges. Again, they are really good musicians but he could do with some antidepressants or something. I bet this one isn't very highly rated compared to the whingey one - I'm not a contrarian, but generally that's what happens when I enjoy a popular band's work - I always like the 'wrong' ones.

Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye
Mar 01 2026

This is sex music, and I like it. Though my fella got up, made a coffee and went for a poo for the entirety of it. 🙄 Seriously though, it's really nice music. I was sorely disappointed in the other Marvin Gaye album I had, this is more what I was expecting. So smooth.

Joan Baez by Joan Baez
Mar 02 2026

I don't know. It's sort of chilled out hippie, but sort of caterwauling nutjob. I feel like she's probably got better out there. Or she'd work alright in a band.

Mar 04 2026

An obvious talent. It's not especially my sort of thing, but can't deny it's well-written and produced. Pretty incredible really. Freedom is a great track - really enjoyed that one, though it stands out in this album.

Autobahn by Kraftwerk
Mar 05 2026

I get there's an atmosphere, but it's just a bit crap. Why does this need 4 men in a line to make it? It's 45 minutes of fannying about with a keyboard and a sound effects machine. I must be missing something.

Talking Heads 77 by Talking Heads
Mar 06 2026

Overall I'm left feeling pretty impartial. It's quite fun but never reaches really fun. It's easy enough to listen to, but to say it's great would be a bit of a stretch. It's fine. Another one I'd not turn off.

Amnesiac by Radiohead
Mar 07 2026

I only just had Radiohead. In fact, the last 3 days I've had an album from a band I've had before. I want something new! You can hear how good they are, but the whine really stops the music from going anywhere to be banging. As with the other Radiohead albums - good music, shame about the whinge.

Diamond Life by Sade
Mar 08 2026

Oh, more sex music. I'm on my period this time. Bad timing, generator! She's smooth and sexy. I like it but it's quite samey. Maybe in a sexy context it would be better.

Go Girl Crazy by The Dictators
Mar 09 2026

Simple and fun with some wicked guitar. I quite enjoyed this!

Parklife by Blur
Mar 10 2026

Good fun but I'd not consider it anything special.

Mar 11 2026

This is good fun. I love the shortness of the tracks, so none of it becomes boring. Just quality quickfire punk.

Nick Of Time by Bonnie Raitt
Mar 12 2026

This is boring. That pretendy pop rock that somehow fails at being either. It sounds like Shania Twain before she was a thing, but with that horrible keyboard organ sound you hear on karaoke tracks. Not that she's terrible at singing or anything, but this feels like churned out bollocks from the late 80s.

Mar 13 2026

This is really good. The creativity and range makes this unexpectedly banging. But as a double album, it's way too long. There are some very good tracks, lot of decent guests, it's varied, sounds like the fun of the early 00s... Should have been shorter and kept the absolute bangers on this.

White Blood Cells by The White Stripes
Mar 14 2026

Underrated in my eyes. They're formulaic, every song goes dum dum dum dum chh chh chh chh chh chh, but you know what? I love that.

Elastica by Elastica
Mar 15 2026

It's okay. Little bit tame, little bit lame. The steady rhythms and 90s bored-sounding vocal make me picture the women off Addicted to Love by Robert Palmer. Like they decided to go rogue and make their own songs. Quite liked Indian Song.

Tea for the Tillerman by Cat Stevens
Mar 19 2026

He's got a nice, easy-listening voice, but I'd only choose listen to this if I knew I was on my way out. Deathbed music.

Dookie by Green Day
Mar 21 2026

This album is a must for every teenager. It's fun, it's angry, it's manic. It's brilliant.

Chris by Christine and the Queens
Mar 23 2026
Suede by Suede
Mar 25 2026
Boston by Boston
Mar 26 2026

100% a driving album. It's not bad, a bit cheesy, a bit rocky, bit of fun.

Repeater by Fugazi
Mar 27 2026

This was alright. I liked the short, quickfire tracks.

Jazz Samba by Stan Getz
Mar 28 2026

The only thing this album is missing is "your call is important to us. You are currently number 125 in the queue. All of our operators are currently busy"

The Velvet Underground by The Velvet Underground
Mar 29 2026

Was alright, sleepy in places, but there are not enough drugs in the world to make The Murder Mystery good

Sheet Music by 10cc
Mar 30 2026

Fun and a bit mental. I liked this

Red Dirt Girl by Emmylou Harris
Apr 01 2026

Eh, she sings. Bit twee for me.

La Revancha Del Tango by Gotan Project
Apr 02 2026

It's French. I recognise that one tune off the adverts, but they all sound the same anyway.

Apr 06 2026

What the? Some of this is decent, but then some is terrible OUT OF SPACE MOTHEFUCKER.

Cafe Bleu by The Style Council
Apr 08 2026

Was alright. Don't really know who the audience is meant to be though.

Apr 09 2026

Nah. I lost a whole week waiting for this to end, you can't convince me that was only 32 minutes.

Gasoline Alley by Rod Stewart
Apr 11 2026

Rod is alright. Some songs felt a bit long but it was a decent enough listen for a slow Friday morning.

Darklands by The Jesus And Mary Chain
Apr 14 2026

I actually forgot this was playing. I was in the car too.

2112 by Rush
Apr 15 2026

That's it then really, isn't it? This clearly wins the 1001.

After The Gold Rush by Neil Young
Apr 17 2026

Classic. Bit slow for my tastes overall but he makes pleasant sounds.

Drunk by Thundercat
Apr 18 2026

This isn't bad. Because that would be the wrong word. It's boring and basic. It had a track going meow meow meow ffs. Is this seriously one of the best albums of the 2010s?

Buffalo Springfield Again by Buffalo Springfield
Apr 19 2026

Some fantastic guitar on this. Nice 60s sounds. I liked this but not wholly, would listen again though.

S.F. Sorrow by The Pretty Things
Apr 20 2026

Yep. This is great. Right up my street.

Fleet Foxes by Fleet Foxes
Apr 21 2026

This sounds like the time hipsters, pale ale, moustaches on fingers and pulled pork were in. It's not awful, it's well produced, but it's so far removed from my tastes that it just sounds like boring music from what I remember being a terrible time.

Summer vibes. I enjoyed how laidback it was, and got a sense they were having a lot of fun writing and playing these songs. Stay With Me is a classic too.

Duck Rock by Malcolm McLaren
Apr 23 2026

This is a strange album. It feels like a random collection of stuff to fill Top of the Pops up with Legs and Co or Ruby Flipper when guests are lacking. I say this because I remember seeing Double Dutch on it 😆 The Caribbean bits could be fun, but the album lacks any meaningful structure to get any joy from it. Misses the mark.

Take Me Apart by Kelela
Apr 25 2026

The 2010s really had no identy, did they? This is nothingness, barely even background noise. I've no idea who it's for or what sort of music it is. I thought soul had soul, R&B had rhythm and blues. This has nothing! Seriously!

My Aim Is True by Elvis Costello
Apr 27 2026

Possibly the best of the Costellos, but why so many? It's sort of in the middle of Randy Newman and Bob Geldof. I get bored quite quickly but there was some decentish music here.

Devotional Songs by Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Apr 29 2026

I... well... give me some hallucinagenic cactus juice and I'd probably buy into this. It's not a great album as a non-religious English woman driving to and from work, but I could listen to this at a festival, round the fire, high as shit and get into my not-spiritual-spiritual-chillzone. Aaaaaaalllaaaaaahhhhhhoooooooo🖖☮️

Antichrist Superstar by Marilyn Manson
Apr 30 2026

I've never listened to this in full. He was one of the big names at the time I became a rock and metal fan though. Can't help but appreciate it, despite the whole edgy teen shock factor thing and the fact it's aged badly olus allegations. The Beautiful People is still really fun, the rest is alright. Not to be taken super seriously.

Larks' Tongues In Aspic by King Crimson
May 01 2026

I did enjoy this, especially when driving. The good bits are really good, and there are some long proggy bits that make me think of when you're sat chilling waiting for a later act at a festival. I wish I was on a longer drive to get the full experience in one go. Floyd vibes at times.

Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park
May 02 2026

If you are a millennial and you don't love every song on this, you're a stinky chav. I have a theory: the Linkin Park Window. They're a gateway to the world of rock. You listen to LP aged 13 to 17, you're into rock and metal for life. I'm almost 40. I'm too old to love it. I love it.

Mask by Bauhaus
May 03 2026

Was alright.

LP1 by FKA twigs
May 04 2026
Sunshine Hit Me by The Bees
May 05 2026

This is quite nice. Is it before-you-die-worthy? Probably not.

Ace of Spades by Motörhead
May 06 2026

This is banging. Really energised me this morning. It's not deep, it's not meaningful, it's just pure, unadulterated heavy rock. Love it.

Hejira by Joni Mitchell
May 07 2026

Meh.

Tommy by The Who
May 08 2026

This is my favourite album of all time. Literally changed my life. 6 stars.

May 10 2026

You will never destroy rock and roll, especially not with this. Can't really call many of the title track people listed rock and roll anyway. And who are David Boo-ie and Cyndi Looper?! Some of this is absolutely dreadful: that bicycle 'song' is the lamest thing I've ever heard. I've heard it on Smooth Chill radio before and think it's stupid. In My Arms is like a broken record, and a broken CD in one. The rest of this serves as boring background music, not detestable, but pretty crap.

Close To You by Carpenters
May 11 2026

Is what it is. Voices are pleasant and inoffensive. Just a bit cheesy and fluffy, isn't it? No complaints but I wouldn't want to be seen listening to it. And I wouldn't pick it.

Southern Rock Opera by Drive-By Truckers
May 12 2026

This was such a let down. The name set me up for something great, and it was an hour and a half of the Sweet Home Alabama riff wearing disguises. It wasn't all bad, some sound fun but the length drained any pleasure from it. Sounds like a bad Bryan Adams.

Pictures At An Exhibition by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
May 13 2026

This is what alien farts sound like. Emission, (wind)Break and Farter. No thanks. I like the drumming, and Great Gates of Kiev is alright, but this arty farty keyboard stuff is just naff.

Homework by Daft Punk
May 14 2026

I hear French and 1997 and think of Princess Diana and that tunnel. This is about as enjoyable as that. There must have been some wicked pills around this time to tolerate and even enjoy this. These songs must have taken all of five seconds to make. It's bollocks.

The Nightfly by Donald Fagen
May 15 2026

This is just a sneaky way of adding more Steely Dan in, isn't it? Yeah, it's fine, middle of the road. It's something to get dressed for work to, nothing more.

Tres Hombres by ZZ Top
May 16 2026

Fucking brilliant. Sounds like a scruffy, dingy dive bar. This rocks.

Fuzzy Logic by Super Furry Animals
May 17 2026

Quite strange. Not really sure what the genre is. Reminds me of lots of different things all at once. Not sure if like.

So by Peter Gabriel
May 20 2026

Very 80s. Perhaps not aged well, but I found this dull.

The Stranger by Billy Joel
May 21 2026

I actually liked this more than I would have ever expected. His style sort of annoys me, but the songs themselves are good. Too fruity though.

Crocodiles by Echo And The Bunnymen
May 22 2026

Okay. Ultimately forgettable. It was good enough to not turn over.

I See A Darkness by Bonnie "Prince" Billy
May 23 2026

Oh how depressing and dull. Nope.

More Specials by The Specials
May 28 2026

This sounds like an educational puppet show. I don't know what else to say.

May 31 2026

It's more the music of my dead grandparents than mine, but it's nice enough. It's very difficult to judge something that was considered modern in 1962 when you weren't born until the late 80s, and are living in 2026. The backing singers really date it, but his voice still works.

Jun 01 2026

Sounds horrendous. The message might be amazing, but I can't focus on what he's saying because I'm hearing aaaaa oowwww knees up muvva braaahhhhn aaaaa oioi.

Fever To Tell by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Jun 02 2026

Vocal is a bit annoying, but this is a quality throwback. I'm a simple woman - I like music that's all bash and thrash. 2003 was a good year for that. I enjoyed it.

Femi Kuti by Femi Kuti
Jun 03 2026

Lovely sounds, nice vocal. A little long but I enjoyed it.

Sticky Fingers by The Rolling Stones
Jun 04 2026

Obviously, it's good. I just don't find it *that* good. With maybe the exception of Can't You Hear Me Knocking - I love that one. The sax player is my favourite member.

Welcome To The Pleasuredome by Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Jun 05 2026

I quite like this. The jungle drums adds something to 80s synthplop. I've never liked The Power of Love but I sang along anyway from enjoying the vibe.

The Band by The Band
Jun 06 2026

Clearly they didn't future proof themselves from search engines. This grew on me quickly, started off meh, but I like it!

Ghosteen by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Jun 07 2026

Highest rated of 2019? The rest must be absolutely dreadful then. Christ, his son probably killed himself because he has no choice but to listen to Nick Cave. Even my speakers shut off for a solid 5 minutes during it. The stream was still going but Alexa offed herself when she heard this. This isn't offensive to the ears as such, the music part isn't horridly out of tune or anything, but it's fucking shit. Tragedy doesn't automatically make something worthy of praise, and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.

At Budokan by Cheap Trick
Jun 08 2026

I'd rather be there than listen to this. Sounds like a fun gig. Not the best band, best songs or sound quality, but I'd have a blast if I was there.

Modern Kosmology by Jane Weaver
Jun 09 2026

Feel sorry for the musicians. The sound is okay, like some sort of indie/prog for the modern day. Then her vocal is so flat. Baffling choice for albums to hear before you die - I suspect whoever extended it to include the 2010s just eenie meenied albums from the decade.

Infected by The The
Jun 10 2026

Hmm. I always thought The The was a punk band. I was quite mistaken. It's alright for 80s pop, a bit of fun, but I must admit, I listened to this hours ago and I can't remember a single thing. Mid to good perhaps?

The Madcap Laughs by Syd Barrett
Jun 11 2026

Objectively bollocks. Sounds like a man losing the plot. It is a man losing the plot. It's hard to enjoy, but equally hard not to like some of it. The structure is almost reflecting a man's descent - but I'm cynical and not sure that it's intentional. A difficult listen, and really, not worthy of this list of albums.

Jun 12 2026

This was my grandma's favourite. She was deaf. Reminds me of irish folk crap, but with a horse. He literally sounds like Daniel O'Donnell but with fewer fiddles. Not offensive, but I'm 3 generations removed from the average enjoyer of this. Not for me.

En-Tact by The Shamen
Jun 13 2026

Is this is PS1 demo disc? It was probably ahead of its time in fairness, but we're on PS5 now and demo discs have long ceased to exist. Has not stood the test of time. I was expecting something more intense for rave. This would even be quite naff on 90s dance pills honestly. Es are good, this isn't.

Copper Blue by Sugar
Jun 15 2026

Solid album that I've never heard of. It's like Foo Fighters before Foo Fighters existed, but better. I like this vocal style but the balance feels a bit off. I wish it was more of a focal point. Overall though, a pretty decent listen.

Brothers by The Black Keys
Jun 16 2026

It's alright. It deserves merit for coming from 2010 and not being so bad I have to turn it off - as it would seem based off other albums on here. It has a Fifa menu feel about it. It somewhat feels dated, and isn't a must listen for future generations, but there's worse out there.

So Much For The City by The Thrills
Jun 17 2026

This is okay. It's nothing more though. The songs aren't anything of note, beyond perhaps Big Sur, and the vocal feels forced. I got a bit bored of it, but nothing especially 'wrong' with it. It's inclusion here is slightly baffling.

Timeless by Goldie
Jun 18 2026

Sounds of 90s video games, compiled but not arranged. It's like Wipeout and Ecco the Dolphin had a baby that survived an abortion. The drum beat is the Stock, Aiken and Waterman of this genre. Why doesn't it change?! Prrrrrrt p p p prrrrrt p p. MDMA had a lot to answer for, didn't it? This is to the 90s what LSD and Trout Mask Replica is to the 70s.

Peter Gabriel 3 by Peter Gabriel
Jun 19 2026

3 Peter Gabriels too many. I don't really like this. I'm sure at the time it was better, but, like the other one I've had, it's dated and a bit dull.

Heartattack And Vine by Tom Waits
Jun 21 2026

Great, this. I should hate it. It's an annoying voice with some backing noise. The guy who said it sounds like a drunk muppet is bang on, but apparently I like drunk muppets. It should bug the hell out of me but I really enjoyed it.

American Pie by Don McLean
Jun 22 2026

So I've never actually heard the song American Pie in full. I get why that's a classic now. Rest was nothing spectacular. If I bought this album, I'd be so disappointed. It's not entirely shite, but it peaked way too early. Title track is a 5, the rest isn't even close. 2.5 stars

Made In Japan by Deep Purple
Jun 23 2026

The problem with every live album is I wish I was there. Quality.

Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division
Jun 24 2026

This is a better tshirt than it is an album. Quite boring with a flat, depressing vocal. Another that you can tell they killed themselves, and you wish they'd done it sooner.

The Infotainment Scan by The Fall
Jun 27 2026

Please tell me this is the last album on here by The Fall. This one is probably better than the other two, but that's an incredibly low bar. Can't stand that little wilted-pumpkin-faced pisshead.

Little Earthquakes by Tori Amos
Jun 28 2026

Obviously talented, just not really my thing. A couple of songs like Winter sounded like they belonged on a Disney cartoon. It was alright though.

Technique by New Order
Jun 29 2026

Forgot to write something when listening, and I've forgotten the music now. Sort of says it all.

Clandestino by Manu Chao
Jun 30 2026

Wasn't sure at first. But I don't mind it at all. It's sunny outside and this fits nicely. It's a bit fun, a bit chill. I like how it flows flawlessly too.

Suicide by Suicide
Jul 01 2026

Lyrics are laughable. The music is hilariously bad. The vocal is ridiculous. I think these guys might have been on some seriously strong shit. This is absolutely dreadful and I'm struggling to find any redeeming feature - even the shortness wasn't short enough. I fully expected it to be on the worst rated list, but somehow it isn't.

Idlewild by Everything But The Girl
Jul 02 2026

Competently dull. It's not like it's shite, but it's boring. Like when the telly used to show Ceefax after shutdown to some smooth jazz. So incredibly of the time.

Kid A by Radiohead
Jul 03 2026

It was alright. Too many Radiohead albums though. They're not that good, man.

The Sounds Of India by Ravi Shankar
Jul 04 2026

Love the concept, like the chill sound of a sitar, but this could have been a bit more exciting. Good overall!

Traffic by Traffic
Jul 05 2026

Loved this!

Basket of Light by Pentangle
Jul 06 2026

A bit much in places. Some okay songs and some are ludicrous.

Surfer Rosa by Pixies
Jul 07 2026

Alright. Bit fun in places, not bad.

Olympia 64 by Jacques Brel
Jul 08 2026

As good as a French 60s showtune solo singer is going to get I'd imagine.

Risque by CHIC
Jul 09 2026

Fun. Bit repetitive. Enjoyed the follow-on songs more than the album unfortunately.

Nowhere by Ride
Jul 11 2026

Pretty decent. Never heard of them before.

Jul 13 2026

Feels like I'm on a package holiday being welcomed to Congo. Somewhere, in an alternate universe, this is the Jet2 advert soundtrack.

Tarkus by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Jul 14 2026

If dorks played keyboard instead of Dungeons and Dragons. Before greasy hair and wolf and moon t-shirts, there were stetsons and ELP t-shirts. A seven-chapter song (labelled in roman numerals, of course) about a transformer which sounds like it's marching through the streets of Blackpool, taking out wurlitzers, and looks like the Glasshouse in Gateshead. It emanates geek, and I can't get past that. The music isn't especially good either. All marks awarded are for the guitar only.

Highway 61 Revisited by Bob Dylan
Jul 15 2026

Eh, I can only deal with about 20 minutes at a time. Was okay but felt long.

Getz/Gilberto by Stan Getz
Jul 16 2026

The Sims music. Waiting room music. I have no real opinion on this.

Graceland by Paul Simon
Jul 17 2026

I dunno. It's a bit dated.

Blonde On Blonde by Bob Dylan
Jul 18 2026

Only had Dylan 3 days ago and I said my tolerance is about 20 minutes. So this feels like an insult. Too long, but probably the most listenable of his so far.

Skylarking by XTC
Jul 20 2026

This was different. Didn't mind it at all.

Brilliant Corners by Thelonious Monk
Jul 21 2026

It started like it was going to be interesting. Slightly out of tune, slightly funky. Somehow ahead and behind of its time at once... Then it just went on. And on. At times it sounded like one of those cat-treat-pianos - I recommend videos of cats getting treats instead of this album.

The Gilded Palace Of Sin by The Flying Burrito Brothers
Jul 22 2026

Another of those that is fine but doesn't grab my interest.

Murmur by R.E.M.
Jul 23 2026

Agree with the majority. It's okay: nothing standout, nothing especially bad. Doesn't really do anything for me but probably a good debut. Went on a bit and sounds like Costello on downers.

Walking Wounded by Everything But The Girl
Jul 24 2026

Only had these the other day! Admittedly, this is a very different style, so I was less annoyed than, say, getting two Bob Dylan albums 3 days apart. It's still competently bland though. Her voice is good enough, just boring innit? Went on a bit. I'll assume their 9 other albums are the same, and I won't bother seeking them out. Edit: my boyfriend seemingly played them all afterwards anyway.

Blunderbuss by Jack White
Jul 25 2026

Jack White is great. I started this thinking he was meh, sort of dismissed him with the classic rock crowd saying he sucks. He does not suck and this was banging. Love the use of different styles to show off what else he can do. The only thing is that he doesn't really need to be on here so many times between White Stripes and solo. Tip: never listen to classic rock boomer opinions; they're fucking clueless and scared of anything that comes from a year starting with the number 2.

Life's Too Good by The Sugarcubes
Jul 26 2026

This is weird as anything. I don't know what instruments are being played and I feel like I've been hypnotised. You will enjoy this... 😵‍💫 I will enjoy this. I dig it. I think. Solid 4 for being completely different. Wild journey listening to this. Not sure it's a 5, but will listen to again.

Arise by Sepultura
Jul 27 2026

This isn't my favourite, but enjoyed it. I prefer my metal to have a break for a wicked guitar solo, which this lacked. Great energy.

Fly Or Die by N.E.R.D
Jul 28 2026

I've heard worse. It's quite eclectic and has some funky ideas, but feels a bit naff at the same time. I remember NERD from the time, but didn't remember a single song. It is still forgettable. That said, it was better than I expected.

Raising Hell by Run-D.M.C.
Jul 29 2026

You know this should annoy the hell out of you. Every song has the same rhythm. It's dated as hell. It's some dudes shouting about nonsense. It's really catchy and the first 4 songs are all classic. I can't help but bop along. It's a good album.

Merriweather Post Pavilion by Animal Collective
Jul 30 2026

Took a while to decide how I felt about this. Feels like it needs something - possibly drugs? Played this on my buds and it made my head quite swishy. It's trippy, a little weird, but doesn't do a lot. I don't mind it. It's okay, but I'm not sure I'd I'd listen again in a hurry.

Sound Affects by The Jam
Jul 31 2026

I'm not big on the new wave punky stuff in general. This was just alright. Though I got an education. I heard Helicopter and the Sainsbury's advert - which I had no idea was The Jam - so I've learned something. It's fine, nothing terrible, nothing to really grab me. I'd not turn it off in a hurry.

Heroes to Zeros by The Beta Band
Aug 01 2026

This sounds like it has so much potential. There's some cool experimentation in here, nice sounds. It's really boring though and somehow disappointing for a band I've never even heard of.

The Boatman's Call by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Aug 02 2026

This is terrible. He's one miserable fuck. He's like those other miserable music blokes, except he didn't kill himself. He's still here, producing hundreds of albums, all seemingly on the 1001. NO MORE NICK CAVE

At San Quentin by Johnny Cash
Aug 03 2026

People pretend to like Johnny Cash and you can't convince me otherwise. It's kinda catchy, but also shite.

A Wizard, A True Star by Todd Rundgren
Aug 04 2026

This was wild. Really enjoyed some of it, and thought some was quirky for quirky's sake. Still, this is possibly unlike anything I've heard and I quite like his voice. It gets a 4, for sure, but do I want to hear it again? That is where I'm unsure.

Boy In Da Corner by Dizzee Rascal
Aug 05 2026

This is not my thing. Suppose it could be hypnotic to the right person. Fix up look sharp is catchy, mind you. Also enjoyed some of the following ups, including Dizzee Rascal. This is an important album though, both culturally and linguistically. I can appreciate that. MLE was totally alien to a northerner in those days. If not for this would the East End still be singing with Mrs Mills and Knees Up Mother Brown?

The Next Day by David Bowie
Aug 06 2026

Well, who knew Bowie had an album in 2013? I didn't, but, unsurprisingly, it found its way here. I liked it, it was really quite pleasant to hear, some very cool sounds too. At times I questioned if it was him singing. I even thought he sounded like Ozzy a couple of times. A pop Ozzy, featuring David Bowie, which I now want to hear but sadly can't. Where this was good, it was really good and 100% needs a second listen. A solid album, just not his best. However, I am not rating on Bowieness, but on my enjoyment of it. I'm glad I heard it.

Aug 07 2026

Music is excellent. Guitar is fucking brilliant. Vocal is crap. Overall is decent. I dread double albums, they're too long. This one was easier to get through than most. This was like Primus meets Talking Heads, but better.

Ten by Pearl Jam
Aug 09 2026

Easy 5. Absolutely great from start to finish. Despite being unintelligible, one of the best rock voices ever. It's part of the charm. Good times and memories attached. Ten out of Ten.

The Cars by The Cars
Aug 10 2026

Soft but decent. Varied but not intense. Sounds like a 70s album but feels like an 80s album. Short but not too short. Not a 5 but not a 4. Very easy listen, great length to get a flavour. 4.5

1977 by Ash
Aug 11 2026

Hello, racing game music. Sadly, you need the game to go with it. It's quite boring on its own. It's not bad, some decent guitar, just not an engaging album. A best of Ash would probably be better.

White Light by Gene Clark
Aug 12 2026

This isn't horrible. It's a little bit boring though. Sort of grew on me rather than got worse but not my jam.

Aug 13 2026

They're good at what they do. It's tight and clean, ironically. Nirvana has some good songs, but the best was Man Who Sold the World, so... It's just I've never got the overblown hype with this, and besides, it's meant to be watched. It's too slow and boring for a live album. I think you need to be solidly generation X and part of that whole MTV thing. I'm a little too young. It's decent obviously, but eh, it's not the 5 that people blowing smoke up his arse give it.

Dare! by The Human League
Aug 14 2026

This sounds like me and my friend singing stupid made-up-on-the-spot ditties while we play the Mega Drive. By that, I mean we can't sing. I like the Mega Drive though, so it's not a 1.

At Fillmore East by The Allman Brothers Band
Aug 15 2026

Guitar is immense. Makes you go, 'ughh' in a good way. He's bloody amazing, honestly. As a live album, pretty decent sounding, impressive musicianship. The songs don't appeal to me though. Not one made me think, "ooh I must hear this again". Good talent, meh songs, average rating.

Who's Next by The Who
Aug 16 2026

Perfection from start to finish. There isn't a single song on this that isn't perfect. The tracks are in the perfect order: really strong opener and closing with two songs that remain timelessly perfect. The original without bonus tracks is 40 minutes long - the perfect length for an album. Love Ain't for Keeping: perfect. The Song is Over: perfect. Getting in Tune: perfect. I could write an essay on how and why this album is perfection...but I won't. It's not even my personal favourite, but it's definitely Who's best. Rating: perfect.

A Northern Soul by The Verve
Aug 17 2026

Was alright. Bit boring sleepy music, but no complaints.

Transformer by Lou Reed
Aug 18 2026

Pretty good for a guy who sounds so miserable about being gay.

Kings Of The Wild Frontier by Adam & The Ants
Aug 19 2026

I want to like this more than I actually do. I only really liked the tracks that said 'ant' in the lyrics. I'd love to hear Ants Invasion done in a proper metal style. It's far from crap, but it hasn't aged well either. I opted for the non-deluxe and it became a bit long, so god forbid... Still, the fact it's genuinely unique and has some good moments worthy of further listening commands higher than a 3.

The Atomic Mr Basie by Count Basie & His Orchestra
Aug 20 2026

So hard to rate these sorts of things. It's care home music. I'm sure it was banging back then, but it really isn't for me. Well-orchestrated and varied. I guess it's good?

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