What's That Noise? by Coldcut

What's That Noise?

Coldcut

2.77
Rating
19857
Votes
1
12%
2
28%
3
36%
4
19%
5
5%
Distribution

Reviews (page 6 of 6)

Groupe inconnu. Aucun intérêt. Les morceaux sont répétitifs, sans aucune originalité et musicalement inintéressants. L'album est beaucoup trop long. Je ne suis pas allé au bout. =>1/5

This is a checkbox one for me.

Chaotic. I concede that the YouTube ad breaks only worsened the overall effect.

Yeah, this is not for me.

There are all kinds of sounds in this world, but maybe it’s not a good idea to throw them all together at once in the pursuit of something interesting to try dance to. This was fucking diabolical. Not my jam at all. Completely untethered from anything approaching enjoyable listening. A disjointed, obnoxious mess of noise ⭐️

It's not available on Spotify.

I hated this from the first cheesy stupid note. An hour later it was still going. Nothing of value happened. And I am angry for having to listen to it. This is the in the bottom two or three records of the 1001 list for sure. FUCK. THIS. ALBUM.

God no. Dance yuck.

Generic beat based dance music. Repetitive to the point of nausea. Not for me. Also I'm knocking it down a star less than it probably deserves because it's too damn long.

What’s That Noise? Good question. Super 80’s vibe with hints of Disco, Hip Hop, and Techno that ends up feeling a bit like an EDM Jam Band. Pretty sure I caught them sampling old cartoons on one of these tracks. I don’t see what the fuss is. If this is supposed to be the birth of EDM, then someone should go back in time and strangle Coldcut in its crib.

crap 80's dance & hip hop

There were some great parts, but most of the album was just basic house music unfortunately. I can see why someone would like it though!

Title kind of says it all. It's a bunch of samples.

Listened Before? N Unavailable on Spotify. Added to Library? N Songs added to playlist: N/A

Tedious acid/trance type dance 'music'.As a listening only experience, it's utterly useless.

Not on Spotify

Wasn’t on Apple Music.

I only listened to part of this because the album isn’t on Spotify and frankly the tracks I found there in the Best Of collection didn’t make me feel I needed to wade through YouTube’s cookie the same on the off chance of dragging it up to a 2. This is the kind of music (or lightly scrambled sound effects) that ensured I mostly ignored popular music for five years.

Not for me

Pompous. Artistic. Garbage. I get to listen to some random dude's idea of good music. It's not good music though. It's just mediocre.

point2.

Intolerable

Boring.

Horribly repetitive. Songwriting talent noticeably absent, just lots of bleep blop scratch.

maybe this would have been 2 stars as the only forgettable Brit DJ album on the list now that we've heard 20 others we'll never know. they've got Mark E. Smith on a track and it's still getting 1 star. bleep bloop: hated. (⌐■_■)

Not my cup of tea

doesnt exist

This is so irrelevant for music history that it was removed from Spotify. I think the reason it's in this list is that is so generic and uninteresting that it can't be replicated. Meaning that even if an artist actively tried to be so plainly irrelevant they would become interesting for trying, so it belongs here on the basis of being THE perfect shit album

Not on Spotify

Not available on Spotify. A rare day off.

One star because I couldn't find this album anywhere

Not for me :(

hot garbage

Not available to listen

Not a fan of the early British electronic scene

Not available

What's That Noise? I don't know ... This album was not on Spotify

Vi blir lidande bara för att författaren är hörselskadad.

didn’t finish this. started out okay but good god it went downhill fast

The kind of album that makes you want to end it all.

Not a fan

My streaming service didn't have this album. So I tried another of theirs and, as though, please file under 'did not listen.'

Not on Spotify, check YouTube instead! - hat mich nicht abgeholt, waren einige coole Ideen dabei, aber die Umsetzung gefiel mir nicht wirklich

Actually shit electro house icl hurt my ears

Did I really need to hear a dated dance album before I die?

Absolutely terrible.

Wasn’t available in my music service.

god, please, no

Not on Apple Music

I don't know -- it was ok but not anything that grabbed me. What's That Noise indeed. 1.5 stars

Nope. Didn't like this. Just went on and on and on.

*Record Scratch* You might be wondering why this album is on this list, well so am I. Its a bunch of DJ samples, the same funk beat, and record scratching for an hour. Each song is just too long and overstays its welcome. This would have been much more enjoyable if it was 3 times shorter. 2/10

Poperô que nem tem no deezer.

Taher Shah, the pakistani singer is more of a cowboy than catturd. You can call him cringe but all he did was make a song honoring his son, wife and humanity. What does catshit honor? Here is a quote from Shah's song "Angel" We can all be angels. A human like an angel. Shines as a star. The angel's character speaks like a flower. The stars are decorated by angels. Like the dew fills petals of a flower. All angels remain quiet. Like those flower that persist silent. But spread their essence but always reside jovial. Here is a quote from Catturd Dear Liberals, I turned on all my gas stove eyes today and let them run for no reason and there's nothing you can do about it but cry.

No esta en Spotify

Not on spotify

Innovative for 1989, but sounds like a chaotic headache today. Too long, too all over the place, too much like the work of a student in 2002. Not for me.

This isn't for me. DNF

Bummer this one isn’t on Apple

No disponible en Spotify

This is cheeeeeeesy and dated as fuck. God I hate the 80’s! And this one goes down almost as low as a parody I mean wtf? I endured (skipping) until the first half hour but it’s fucking unbearable. That synth sax is fucking shameful as ever. Good I’m crawling with hate!

Another album not Spotify!

I did not like this album at all. This just sounds like bad club music to me. Maybe I’m missing something or maybe it doesn’t really hold up anymore but this is the worst album on this project so far.

Not my bag

It may not be the fairest reaction, but when I’m generated an album that isn’t on Apple Music I can’t help but sigh. I want an easy life! Instead, I’ve had to find the album on YouTube and play it that way. It’s such a hard life. Songs I already knew: none Favourites: My Telephone This may have been at somewhat of a disadvantage as it was a little too similar to yesterday’s album. Dance music misses more than it hits for me, and this unfortunately misses a fair bit. There were certainly catchy parts, but it just left me feeling bored after only a few tracks. For people really into house music, this might be amazing. I just don’t think I’m the target market.

Opening song slapped, hated everything else. I’m glad I could only find a few songs from this as even half an hour was too much, the full 65 minutes would have been a nightmare

Wow, this did not age well. I'm surprised that it was released in 1989, the beats and vocal stylings sound older than that. The first song, People hold on was bearable because Lisa Stansfield has a good voice, but I couldn't take the remainder of the record.

Als je al niet eens de moeite neemt om een album op Spotify te laten staan, dan stik er maar in

New rule - if I can’t find you on Spotify or Apple Music auto 01

Didn't listen to this album because it's not available on spotify and apparently this album is so long and I wouldn't have the attention span for it in one sitting and don't like listening in to albums in multiple sittings

Can’t listen to it as it isn’t available in my region.