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Serge Gainsbourg • 1/5
There are more pedos than women on this fucking list...
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You Love More Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|
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Stripped
Christina Aguilera
|
5 | 2.87 | +2.13 |
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Fever Ray
Fever Ray
|
5 | 2.98 | +2.02 |
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Post Orgasmic Chill
Skunk Anansie
|
5 | 2.99 | +2.01 |
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The Visitors
ABBA
|
5 | 3.21 | +1.79 |
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High Violet
The National
|
5 | 3.24 | +1.76 |
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I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got
Sinead O'Connor
|
5 | 3.26 | +1.74 |
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Juju
Siouxsie And The Banshees
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5 | 3.33 | +1.67 |
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Ágætis Byrjun
Sigur Rós
|
5 | 3.37 | +1.63 |
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Lost In The Dream
The War On Drugs
|
5 | 3.39 | +1.61 |
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Frank
Amy Winehouse
|
5 | 3.46 | +1.54 |
You Love Less Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|
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Sticky Fingers
The Rolling Stones
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1 | 3.86 | -2.86 |
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Brothers In Arms
Dire Straits
|
1 | 3.74 | -2.74 |
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L.A. Woman
The Doors
|
1 | 3.66 | -2.66 |
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Exile On Main Street
The Rolling Stones
|
1 | 3.6 | -2.6 |
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Lust For Life
Iggy Pop
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1 | 3.6 | -2.6 |
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Abbey Road
Beatles
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2 | 4.46 | -2.46 |
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On The Beach
Neil Young
|
1 | 3.46 | -2.46 |
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Imagine
John Lennon
|
1 | 3.45 | -2.45 |
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James Brown Live At The Apollo
James Brown
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1 | 3.45 | -2.45 |
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2112
Rush
|
1 | 3.37 | -2.37 |
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Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
|---|---|---|
| ABBA | 2 | 5 |
| Nirvana | 3 | 4.33 |
| Johnny Cash | 3 | 4.33 |
Least Favorites
| Artist | Albums | Average |
|---|---|---|
| The Rolling Stones | 5 | 1.6 |
| Neil Young | 4 | 1.5 |
| John Lennon | 2 | 1 |
| Orbital | 2 | 1 |
| Iggy Pop | 2 | 1 |
| Emerson, Lake & Palmer | 2 | 1 |
| Tom Waits | 5 | 1.8 |
| Miles Davis | 4 | 1.75 |
| Rush | 2 | 1.5 |
| Happy Mondays | 2 | 1.5 |
| Morrissey | 2 | 1.5 |
| Megadeth | 2 | 1.5 |
| Pere Ubu | 2 | 1.5 |
| Dire Straits | 2 | 1.5 |
| Neil Young & Crazy Horse | 2 | 1.5 |
| Public Image Ltd. | 2 | 1.5 |
| Can | 2 | 1.5 |
| Radiohead | 6 | 2.17 |
| David Bowie | 9 | 2.33 |
| Beatles | 7 | 2.29 |
| The Doors | 3 | 2 |
| Yes | 3 | 2 |
| Elvis Presley | 3 | 2 |
| Leonard Cohen | 4 | 2.25 |
| The Kinks | 4 | 2.25 |
Controversial
| Artist | Ratings |
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| Bruce Springsteen | 4, 5, 2, 3 |
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Popular Reviews
Serge Gainsbourg · 26 likes
1/5
There are more pedos than women on this fucking list...
Eels · 12 likes
1/5
When I was 17 my high school crush loved this shit, and not even blind teenage puppy love could force me to like this - no matter how hard I tried!
"Life is hard and so am I"
.... girl please
The Mothers Of Invention · 7 likes
2/5
The *~sO rAnDoM x"D*~ of the 60s.
Iggy Pop · 5 likes
1/5
On this album we explore more about Iggys pedo tendencies.
Neil Young · 5 likes
1/5
"You go to a supermarket, and you see a faggot behind the fuckin’ cash register; you don’t want him to handle your potatoes.” - Neil Young
4-Star Albums (88)
1-Star Albums (67)
All Ratings
Deep Purple
2/5
Mid.
Little Simz
3/5
Aight. Venom is a banger though.
Metallica
3/5
Most of the songs are too long and blend into each other. One is still a great track though.
David Bowie
2/5
Sorry I don't get it.
A Tribe Called Quest
2/5
The track Infamous Date Rape made me nauseous.
Also: "Go get yourself some toilet paper 'cause your lyrics is butt"
... Come on. Got some solid beats though.
Isaac Hayes
3/5
Not my genre, but I can see why it made the list.
Pearl Jam
4/5
Hell yeah, some pleasant dad rock grunge.
Pink Floyd
4/5
I'm probably gonna listen again!
Marianne Faithfull
3/5
Interesting lyrics, but her voice irks me.
Jazmine Sullivan
3/5
Her voice is stunning, but not my genre.
Radiohead
3/5
Thanks, now I'm bummed out.
Incredible Bongo Band
2/5
I mean, someone has a passion for bongo drums and you can't deny it!
Bonus point for the track title Bongolia, it made me laugh.
Steely Dan
2/5
"Jazz Rock"? Consider me bored.
Booker T. & The MG's
2/5
Funky.
Billy Joel
3/5
Weather Report
2/5
Everything sounds like an 80s sitcom intro.
The Rolling Stones
2/5
Did not enjoy a single song to be honest.
ABBA
5/5
Simply iconic.
Haircut 100
1/5
Heaven 17
2/5
Jefferson Airplane
3/5
LCD Soundsystem
2/5
Manu Chao
3/5
John Grant
3/5
Some lyrics are too *~quirky~* for me, but overall a pleasant album.
Bob Dylan
2/5
Everything sounds the same and just melts together...
The Rolling Stones
2/5
Tired of dad rock.
Fleet Foxes
4/5
Damn, this is really neat.
Hookworms
1/5
Talking Heads
2/5
The National
5/5
Ugh. Yes.
Bloodbuzz Ohio is one of my absolute favorite songs.
Einstürzende Neubauten
1/5
I guess you can use drills and fire alarms as instruments too.
Ray Charles
2/5
The War On Drugs
5/5
Perfect album to wind down to.
Black Sabbath
3/5
War pigs is a classic.
Janet Jackson
3/5
Solid album!
Beastie Boys
3/5
Sonic Youth
3/5
Bon Jovi
2/5
Rush
1/5
Ayn Rand? Really?
Ali Farka Touré
3/5
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
2/5
Obnoxious singing.
Gene Clark
2/5
*yeehaaws sadly*
Joni Mitchell
3/5
Cocteau Twins
2/5
This feels very dated. And what are they saying?
Chicago
2/5
jazzy
Joy Division
4/5
Fred Neil
2/5
Jerry Lee Lewis
2/5
Devendra Banhart
2/5
The Black Keys
3/5
David Gray
2/5
Greys Anatomy closing credits sounding ass...
Creedence Clearwater Revival
2/5
The Doors
2/5
Sebadoh
1/5
whinyyyy
10cc
2/5
Kinda tame but props to them for making every song sound different and not just blend in together.
Björk
4/5
Charles Mingus
2/5
jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jack White
3/5
Prefer the stripes, really.
Butthole Surfers
3/5
The Beach Boys
3/5
Okay this is neat.
Marvin Gaye
2/5
Smoooooooth. But once you've heard three songs you've heard them all.
Ella Fitzgerald
3/5
What a vocalist!
Leonard Cohen
2/5
The Mamas & The Papas
3/5
Cass Elliot carried this band on her back.
Bee Gees
3/5
John Martyn
3/5
Nice background music.
Various Artists
2/5
Finley Quaye
1/5
Norah Jones
2/5
This belongs as the soundtrack of a 00s Hallmark movie, and that's not a read - just not my cup of tea.
Living Colour
3/5
Paul Simon
3/5
George Michael
3/5
Surprisingly vulnerable album, but not his best.
Roni Size
2/5
ZZ Top
2/5
This made me wanna join a bike gang (derogatory).
Eels
1/5
When I was 17 my high school crush loved this shit, and not even blind teenage puppy love could force me to like this - no matter how hard I tried!
"Life is hard and so am I"
.... girl please
John Lennon
1/5
Imagine abusing women and children and becoming a poster boy for peace. IMAGINE.
Ghostface Killah
3/5
Bruce Springsteen
4/5
Kate Bush
3/5
Not her best, still an icon.
Jane Weaver
4/5
A pleasant surprise, I'll definetily listen again.
Daft Punk
2/5
David Holmes
2/5
Rufus Wainwright
3/5
His sister is better...
Kings of Leon
3/5
I liked this in high school. Not so much anymore.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
4/5
R.E.M.
3/5
Beatles
2/5
The Who
2/5
Arcade Fire
2/5
Ramones
3/5
Good, but kinda repetetive in the end.
Happy Mondays
1/5
ummm wtf
Eminem
3/5
Listening to this makes me happy how much we've progressed as a society in 24 years since its release...
Dido carried Stan and The Way I Am wasn't a bad track either.
Donald Fagen
1/5
How did this make the list?
Soundgarden
3/5
Boston
2/5
Lana Del Rey
3/5
I really want to understand Lana but I can't.
Morrissey
1/5
The Monkees
2/5
4/5
Jimmy Smith
2/5
Fever Ray
5/5
Perfectly weird!
Jimi Hendrix
3/5
T. Rex
2/5
Meat Puppets
2/5
Nightmares On Wax
2/5
The Strokes
3/5
Wilco
2/5
MGMT
3/5
Santana
2/5
Talvin Singh
1/5
Coldplay
3/5
Before they were corny. Politik is the best song on the album.
Tim Buckley
2/5
R.E.M.
2/5
Duke Ellington
2/5
Jazz is not my cuppa.
3/5
The Go-Go's
3/5
Public Enemy
3/5
Bob Dylan
3/5
Funkadelic
2/5
Supergrass
3/5
Mudhoney
3/5
Arrested Development
3/5
Surprisingly good!
Muddy Waters
2/5
Alice In Chains
2/5
Cocteau Twins
2/5
Fugees
4/5
Elliott Smith
3/5
The xx
3/5
Orbital
1/5
Two albums from these guys on this list? I have questions Robert Dimery...
Beck
2/5
Gil Scott-Heron
2/5
The Notorious B.I.G.
2/5
"Really though, I got the cleanest, meanest penis"
Lyrical genius right there.
3/5
Bruce Springsteen
5/5
Pink Floyd
3/5
The Great Gig in the Sky sounds like when my cat isn't allowed into an occupied bathroom.
Brian Eno
2/5
Solomon Burke
4/5
Stephen Stills
3/5
Sufjan Stevens
3/5
Madonna
3/5
Out of all her albums this one made the list?
"I like to singy singy singy like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy"
Stevie Wonder
2/5
Kings of Leon
3/5
Ride
3/5
Eminem
2/5
Paul McCartney
3/5
Paul was just jamming on this one, and I respect that. Sounded like a bunch of demos rather than an album though.
Tom Waits
2/5
Fairport Convention
2/5
Pulp
4/5
The White Stripes
3/5
The Kinks
3/5
Depeche Mode
3/5
Bad Brains
4/5
The Cult
2/5
Pretenders
3/5
Led Zeppelin
3/5
Buffalo Springfield
2/5
Slipknot
3/5
I loved this when I was 13. That's all.
Guns N' Roses
2/5
Alice Cooper
3/5
Shivkumar Sharma
2/5
Goldfrapp
3/5
Miles Davis
2/5
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
3/5
Megadeth
2/5
David Bowie
2/5
Justin Timberlake
2/5
Sorry bro I just read Britneys book.
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
1/5
"This sounds like a guitar center on a sunday"
The Who
3/5
Elliott Smith
3/5
Judas Priest
4/5
Love when I get pleasantly surprised by this list! Never really looked into Judas Priest, but I like what I hear.
Christine and the Queens
4/5
Foo Fighters
3/5
Rusty Foo Fighters.
Ryan Adams
2/5
Gang Starr
2/5
Too jazzy for my taste.
Oasis
4/5
Beatles
2/5
Suicide
3/5
Supertramp
3/5
Simon & Garfunkel
3/5
Curtis Mayfield
2/5
Scott Walker
4/5
The Beta Band
3/5
Talking Heads
3/5
Gang Of Four
3/5
George Michael
4/5
A lot of bangers, could've done without the weird ass sex-ed song.
Garbage
3/5
Liked some of it, nostalgic but has a surprisingly dated sound.
Billie Holiday
3/5
Dizzee Rascal
1/5
Highly recommend this of you like mindless noise.
Brian Eno
2/5
Queen
3/5
Funkadelic
2/5
John Martyn
1/5
Willie Nelson
4/5
Sam Cooke
4/5
The Sonics
3/5
The Darkness
4/5
The power of not taking yourself seriously and sounding good at the same time is a challenge few can accomplish - and these guys do. Saw them as an opener for Lady Gaga(!) a few years ago and they really got the crowd going. Highly recommend.
De La Soul
3/5
k.d. lang
2/5
Of the very few solo female vocalists on this list, THIS one made it? The fuq
Coldcut
1/5
Did I really need to hear a dated dance album before I die?
Harry Nilsson
3/5
Giant Sand
3/5
Lucinda Williams
3/5
Grizzly Bear
3/5
Elvis Costello
2/5
Frank Ocean
3/5
I tried to get the hype around Frank Ocean, I mostly know him from cancelling shows last minute. Still don't quite get it.
FKA twigs
3/5
Paul Simon
3/5
I really like his lyrics but the instrumentals are so boring to me.
Buddy Holly & The Crickets
2/5
The Vines
2/5
Spiritualized
2/5
The Rolling Stones
1/5
The Cure
4/5
The Beach Boys
2/5
David Bowie
3/5
The Go-Betweens
2/5
2/5
Death In Vegas
2/5
Radiohead
2/5
Jungle Brothers
2/5
Peter Gabriel
4/5
Dusty Springfield
3/5
Ravi Shankar
1/5
Depeche Mode
5/5
Dr. Octagon
1/5
Miles Davis
2/5
Leonard Cohen
2/5
This is just 80s slam poetry.
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
2/5
Green Day
4/5
My boyfriend said this album radicalized him when he was 12 so I'd have to give it a four.
Fairport Convention
3/5
The Louvin Brothers
1/5
Had to check out these guys discography and they have the most metal names - "Satan is real", "Are you afraid to die", "The drunkards doom" and "Satans jeweled crown". Sad to say it's all shit tho.
Gram Parsons
2/5
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
Paul McCartney and Wings
3/5
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
2/5
Sepultura
3/5
Nina Simone
3/5
Love her but this is not her best work.
Jeru The Damaja
1/5
The Cure
3/5
Common
2/5
Homophobia don't fly with me.
Bob Marley & The Wailers
3/5
U2
2/5
The Police
2/5
Had to turn off after Mother.
The Smiths
2/5
Morrissey is a cun.....
Kendrick Lamar
3/5
The Magnetic Fields
2/5
This list is becoming more and more demanding every day. Three hours!?
Pere Ubu
1/5
Beatles
2/5
Buzzcocks
3/5
The Streets
1/5
Beatles
3/5
Miles Davis
2/5
Marvin Gaye
3/5
The Blue Nile
3/5
Led Zeppelin
2/5
Jurassic 5
2/5
Bad Company
2/5
Green Day
3/5
Dexys Midnight Runners
2/5
Brian Eno
3/5
Pet Shop Boys
4/5
Yes
2/5
Louis Prima
2/5
Pavement
3/5
Duran Duran
4/5
Steely Dan
2/5
Leonard Cohen
2/5
I fell asleep
Robert Wyatt
2/5
Michael Jackson
3/5
Nirvana
4/5
The Damned
4/5
Jimi Hendrix
2/5
Tortoise
2/5
Derek & The Dominos
2/5
Neil Young
2/5
David Bowie
2/5
'Tis a pity she was a whore is an actual track name.
Peter Gabriel
3/5
Serge Gainsbourg
1/5
There are more pedos than women on this fucking list...
David Bowie
2/5
Blondie
4/5
Big Brother & The Holding Company
4/5
Joni Mitchell
3/5
Led Zeppelin
2/5
Sly & The Family Stone
2/5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
2/5
Lou Reed
2/5
Peter Frampton
3/5
The Cure
5/5
Eric Clapton
1/5
Little Richard
3/5
Tom Waits
1/5
Echo And The Bunnymen
3/5
Deep Purple
3/5
Tom Waits
3/5
OutKast
2/5
Iron Maiden
3/5
Beastie Boys
3/5
Faust
2/5
Bob Marley & The Wailers
2/5
Joan Armatrading
3/5
Sonic Youth
3/5
Sheryl Crow
2/5
Orbital
1/5
these fucking guys again!?
Johnny Cash
4/5
Joe Ely
2/5
G. Love & Special Sauce
2/5
R.E.M.
3/5
Red Snapper
3/5
Isaac Hayes
2/5
David Ackles
3/5
Dusty Springfield
3/5
Kid Rock
1/5
are you fucking kidding me
Barry Adamson
2/5
Eagles
2/5
Sarah Vaughan
3/5
Beautiful voice - not my genre though.
The Byrds
3/5
Frank Sinatra
4/5
Queen
4/5
CHIC
3/5
The Band
3/5
OutKast
3/5
I'm sorry miss jackson OOOH
Bob Dylan
3/5
The Triffids
3/5
Prince
3/5
John Coltrane
3/5
Earth, Wind & Fire
3/5
cheeeesyyy
The Prodigy
3/5
Probably fire as fuck in a dark club 3 in the morning, not so much listening in broad daylight from my stupid phone. This kinda music needs the *~vibes~*
Black Sabbath
3/5
Beastie Boys
2/5
Minor Threat
2/5
T. Rex
3/5
Van Morrison
2/5
Elvis Presley
2/5
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
3/5
Stan Getz
3/5
Neat.
Stevie Wonder
4/5
The Thrills
3/5
mid.
Youssou N'Dour
2/5
Keith Jarrett
2/5
Nirvana
5/5
gamechanger
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
3/5
The Black Crowes
2/5
Wu-Tang Clan
2/5
Neil Young
1/5
"You go to a supermarket, and you see a faggot behind the fuckin’ cash register; you don’t want him to handle your potatoes.” - Neil Young
Miles Davis
1/5
“I actually left running for my life—more than once.”
- Frances Davis, one of the ex-wifes he abused
4/5
Adam & The Ants
2/5
Rocket From The Crypt
3/5
Michael Jackson
3/5
PYT did not age well did it? I guess I'm here to rate an album though.
The Soft Boys
2/5
Jeff Buckley
3/5
Roxy Music
2/5
The Flaming Lips
3/5
Sploinky frog music - and I'm not a frog.
Travis
2/5
Arcade Fire
3/5
Simon & Garfunkel
3/5
Iggy Pop
1/5
"At age 23, Pop had a relationship with 13-year-old Sable Starr. Look Away, a documentary about sexual abuse in the rock music industry, is named after an Iggy Pop song about Starr."
Fela Kuti
3/5
Björk
3/5
Pixies
3/5
Everything But The Girl
2/5
Adele
4/5
Taylor Swift
3/5
As much as I dislike her overexposed and cringey persona I cannot take away that she can write some catchy and easily digestable tunes. Corny lyrics, sure - but some great melodies honestly.
The Hives
4/5
Dire Straits
1/5
"See the little faggot with the earring and the make up
Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he's a millionaire"
Lyrical geniuses them Dire Straits, eh?
2/5
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
1/5
Sick album cover. Yeah that's it.
The Adverts
3/5
The Offspring
3/5
Megadeth
1/5
Dave Mustaine is such a fucking prick that I can't enjoy this one bit.
Beatles
2/5
I still don't get it.
The Doors
1/5
Talking Heads
3/5
Not their best.
Rahul Dev Burman
2/5
So now we're dropping film soundtracks aswell?
Bert Jansch
2/5
Consider me bored.
Prince
4/5
This delulu little man sure knew how to write a great guitar riff.
808 State
1/5
Rod Stewart
2/5
Curtis Mayfield
2/5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
3/5
Jamiroquai
2/5
Burning Spear
2/5
A Tribe Called Quest
2/5
U2
4/5
Cat Stevens
3/5
The Saints
3/5
The Killers
4/5
Creedence Clearwater Revival
3/5
The Shamen
2/5
Parliament
3/5
I mean it is funky, no false advertisement here.
Gorillaz
3/5
Surprisingly mid.
2/5
New Order
4/5
Prince
3/5
Elis Regina
3/5
Ananda Shankar
2/5
Never knew you could shred a citar.
Nick Drake
3/5
B.B. King
3/5
The Who
3/5
The Electric Prunes
3/5
Creedence Clearwater Revival
3/5
Sonic Youth
3/5
Gotan Project
2/5
Christina Aguilera
3/5
Korn
2/5
"You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson video, you little faggot hoe
Please give me some shit to work with
'Cause right now I'm all it, kid
Suck my dick, kid, like your daddy did"
So glad english isn't my native language, cause I was for sure NOT listening to the *~eDgY~* lyrics when I was a teenager. 2 stars because I really liked this shit at 13 years old, just for pure nostalgia.
... But god, so fucking edgy. I cringe thinking about it.
Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
2/5
This is what the sims NPCs are dancing to at the Shrieking Llama.
Ryan Adams
3/5
TLC
4/5
Air
3/5
Soul II Soul
2/5
Doves
3/5
Spacemen 3
3/5
Herbie Hancock
2/5
Tom Tom Club
2/5
Too quirky for me.
Dinosaur Jr.
3/5
Iggy Pop
1/5
On this album we explore more about Iggys pedo tendencies.
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
4/5
I was not ready for how diverse this album would sound - som street disco, a serenade to Stevie Wonder, a political dig at the prison system, a gospel ballad and a choir of kazoos just to name a few. Oh and some pretty cool samples. Pleasantly surprised!
The Undertones
3/5
The United States Of America
2/5
messy
Portishead
2/5
When will the enjoyable music appear on this list?
Stevie Wonder
3/5
Fleetwood Mac
5/5
Le Tigre
4/5
Belle & Sebastian
3/5
The Jam
3/5
The Zombies
4/5
The Verve
3/5
Holger Czukay
1/5
Did he smash his head on the mixing table?
Frank Black
3/5
The Yardbirds
4/5
The Smiths
3/5
"The last night of the fair
From a seat on a whirling waltzer
Her skirt ascends for a watching eye
It's a hideous trait on her mother's side
From a seat on a whirling waltzer
Her skirt ascends for a watching eye
It's a hideous trait on her mother's side"
ok i have to admit that was pretty funny
2/5
Def Leppard
3/5
Stereolab
2/5
Baaba Maal
3/5
Fiona Apple
3/5
Fleetwood Mac
3/5
3/5
1/5
LMAO WTF
The 13th Floor Elevators
3/5
Aphex Twin
3/5
Ageispolis is so good thoooo
Bob Dylan
3/5
Dexys Midnight Runners
2/5
Why does this one hit wonder-band deserve more than one entry on this list?
Richard Hawley
3/5
Bet this slaps if you're in a fancy restaurant with live music.
Leonard Cohen
3/5
The Mothers Of Invention
2/5
The *~sO rAnDoM x"D*~ of the 60s.
Kraftwerk
3/5
Frank Sinatra
4/5
Ice Cube
3/5
"When will they shoot?" is depressingly contemporary even though it was released over 30 years ago.
The White Stripes
3/5
Radiohead
2/5
whiny
The Modern Lovers
3/5
I prefer when Jonathan Richman is dancing in the lesbian bar (aouh aouh)
Dr. Dre
2/5
This man is obsessed with his own dick.
PJ Harvey
3/5
Iron Maiden
3/5
Patti Smith
4/5
The Flying Burrito Brothers
2/5
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
4/5
The Charlatans
3/5
poor mans oasis
The Mars Volta
3/5
Can someone translate the lyrics for me?
Incubus
2/5
Joni Mitchell
3/5
Slayer
1/5
Pulp
3/5
Robbie Williams
3/5
Angels is a banger tho.
The Sugarcubes
4/5
yes
Lauryn Hill
3/5
Baaba Maal
2/5
Yes
2/5
Kraftwerk
3/5
The Isley Brothers
3/5
White Denim
3/5
This is just your average rockband. Not bad but nothing special.
Queen
4/5
Screaming Trees
2/5
Poor mans Pearl Jam
Liz Phair
3/5
Neil Young
2/5
a man does not need a maid, neil
Was "Beautiful day" their last good song? I think so.
Hüsker Dü
3/5
Bob Dylan
2/5
How much harmonica can a person endure?
Traffic
3/5
The Chemical Brothers
3/5
Rush
2/5
Siouxsie And The Banshees
5/5
Grant Lee Buffalo
3/5
k.d. lang
3/5
Thundercat
3/5
I'm intrigued... not sure if in a good or bad way.
The Crusaders
2/5
No song needs to be 11 minutes long.
Nick Drake
3/5
Teenage Fanclub
2/5
Julian Cope
2/5
bruv... nah
Magazine
2/5
The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
1/5
2/5
Tangerine Dream
3/5
Why this album when Hyperborea is right there?
Anthrax
3/5
Mid metal.
Dire Straits
2/5
My friends mom always turns on Sultans of Swing at every fucking barbecue in the local fucking area and I'm so fucking tired of it please let me fucking skip it
Paul Weller
3/5
The Beach Boys
3/5
Portishead
3/5
idgi
Aerosmith
2/5
Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart
2/5
Quicksilver Messenger Service
1/5
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
2/5
Tim Buckley
2/5
Eurythmics
3/5
Sweet Dreams carried this album on its shoulders.
David Bowie
2/5
The title track is a fucking mess.
Aimee Mann
3/5
Cream
2/5
Billy Bragg
3/5
Clever album title.
fIREHOSE
2/5
Kate Bush
3/5
Van Halen
3/5
Kacey Musgraves
3/5
Laibach
3/5
Silver Jews
1/5
Killing Joke
3/5
Faith No More
2/5
The Pogues
4/5
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
1/5
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
2/5
Steely Dan
3/5
Electric Light Orchestra
3/5
Like I wouldn't be mad if someone played this in an elevator.
David Bowie
3/5
Nine Inch Nails
3/5
The The
3/5
Waylon Jennings
3/5
Sade
3/5
Terence Trent D'Arby
3/5
Way more fun than the album cover discloses!
The Afghan Whigs
2/5
incelcore
Jethro Tull
3/5
sick flute
Beyoncé
4/5
Chimamandas "verse" was a cultural reset. Sue me.
The Incredible String Band
2/5
no jaw harps on my playlists, sry
The Police
2/5
4/5
Ozomatli
3/5
James Brown
1/5
This mans wikipedia page is psychotic.
Machito
2/5
Japan
3/5
Jane's Addiction
3/5
Ray Price
2/5
Lloyd Cole And The Commotions
4/5
The title track makes me feel like the woman in the song speeding just to feel something.
Cyndi Lauper
4/5
George Harrison
3/5
Basement Jaxx
2/5
Drive-By Truckers
2/5
Pink Floyd
3/5
The Who
2/5
Pavement
2/5
Public Image Ltd.
1/5
The Teardrop Explodes
3/5
And i go ABAPAABAPAPAPAPAPAPAPPAAAAOOOUUH
3/5
The Fall
2/5
Elastica
3/5
The Roots
3/5
Hawkwind
2/5
The Clash
3/5
I'm so bored with the USA is still so fucking relevant it ended up on one of my playlists.
Jeff Beck
2/5
Sigur Rós
5/5
Deerhunter
3/5
Def Leppard
3/5
Honestly this is campy and fun, not enough for a four star but still.
Run-D.M.C.
3/5
Pure nostalgia!
Badly Drawn Boy
3/5
Sisters Of Mercy
4/5
I'm intrigued..!
Black Flag
3/5
Suede
3/5
Throbbing Gristle
1/5
Hit by a Rock really felt like getting hit by a rock. I have to give them that.
Sparks
3/5
Venom
3/5
1/5
Gen X never get scolded in the generation wars - I think they need to answer for their crimes of making this fuckass album popular.
Carole King
3/5
I wish I liked this more than I do. Beautiful voice, but kinda boring.
The Stooges
2/5
Janis Joplin
4/5
An old voice trapped in such a young persons body. And what a voice at that!
The Replacements
3/5
Meat Loaf
3/5
kitschy af
Count Basie & His Orchestra
2/5
The Coral
4/5
Radiohead
2/5
Otis Redding
4/5
Radiohead
2/5
Common
3/5
VERY 00s.
The Byrds
3/5
The Velvet Underground
3/5
The Undertones
3/5
Sick album cover, not much else.
Shuggie Otis
2/5
Motörhead
3/5
JAY Z
2/5
The Slits
2/5
Johnny Cash
5/5
DJ Shadow
3/5
My Bloody Valentine
3/5
Buena Vista Social Club
3/5
Great hotel lobby music 💃
Ice T
3/5
Lynyrd Skynyrd
3/5
Björk
3/5
Not her best work but y'know... it's still Björk.
Cheap Trick
3/5
The Smiths
2/5
#freejohnnymarr
Leftfield
3/5
The first dance album on this list I enjoy! Don't know what that says about the author of it.
Girls Against Boys
3/5
Fatboy Slim
2/5
Koffi Olomide
1/5
Is this a list of sex offenders rather than albums you should listen to before you die? They seem to be indifferentiable.
The Boo Radleys
2/5
Bobby Womack
2/5
Let me get this straight... this guy married his bandmates wife 2 months after said mate died... and then proceeded to fuck his new stepdaughter? So the wife shot him and then remarries his little brother?
I thought my family was dysfunctional - 2/5 stars for the lore alone.
Brian Wilson
2/5
Astor Piazzolla
2/5
Hotel lobby music.
Alanis Morissette
4/5
hell yeah
Elvis Presley
2/5
This man stole songs and fucked a 13 year old. Overrated.
Kanye West
1/5
Black skinhead was foreshadowing, huh?
Animal Collective
3/5
Elton John
5/5
Doves
3/5
Lenny Kravitz
2/5
Wild Beasts
3/5
Penguin Cafe Orchestra
3/5
The Velvet Underground
2/5
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
2/5
ZZ Top
2/5
Stevie Wonder
2/5
King Crimson
2/5
Feels like I'm infringing on their copyright by listening to this :/
PJ Harvey
3/5
Slade
3/5
Hanoi Rocks
3/5
FINLAND MENTIONED!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
2/5
No song needs to be over 18 minutes long.
Talking Heads
3/5
The Everly Brothers
2/5
What did they do to Lucille!?!
My Bloody Valentine
4/5
Marvin Gaye
3/5
The Beta Band
3/5
Awful album cover, alright music
The Divine Comedy
2/5
"If you were a horse I'd clean the crap out of your stable"... and they say romance is dead huh?
Massive Attack
2/5
Spiritualized
3/5
Tom Waits
1/5
does this man need help?
Scissor Sisters
4/5
I liked this more than I thought I'd do (I don't feel like dancing was the most overplayed piece of music on my childhood radio station). That's it!
Fats Domino
3/5
Peter Tosh
2/5
Van Morrison
2/5
Justice
3/5
Dion
2/5
So cheesy my cholesterol levels went up by 500%
Stan Getz
2/5
Tito Puente
2/5
Minutemen
2/5
Beck
3/5
Throwing Muses
3/5
The Jesus And Mary Chain
3/5
Black Sabbath
3/5
🤘
Sly & The Family Stone
3/5
Too funky for me!
Jacques Brel
3/5
This man seems to be very passionate about his singing, and I respect that.
Moby Grape
3/5
CHIC
3/5
Orange Juice
1/5
Can't stand the vocals, forgive me
The Cardigans
4/5
Bauhaus
2/5
Wilco
3/5
John Lennon
1/5
fuck these guys
Big Star
3/5
Tori Amos
3/5
I don't get it :(
Johnny Cash
4/5
The Birthday Party
1/5
Tom Waits
2/5
I can't with this mans carnival music
Missy Elliott
3/5
Robert Wyatt
2/5
I have no idea what's going on
Röyksopp
3/5
Nirvana
4/5
Guided By Voices
3/5
Pixies
4/5
Ute Lemper
2/5
Laura Nyro
2/5
Kelela
4/5
Prefab Sprout
4/5
dreamy 80s, yeeees
Sepultura
3/5
Television
3/5
Os Mutantes
3/5
Red Hot Chili Peppers
2/5
"A little boy came along
name of Louis Armstrong
Said that girl who left me silly
she liked the looks of me and my willy"
Dirty Projectors
2/5
This sounds so painfully 2009 with too much going on.
Janelle Monáe
4/5
Method Man
2/5
Mariah Carey
3/5
Rnb is not my genre, but Mariahs vocals are sooo goood.
Thelonious Monk
2/5
Brian Eno
3/5
The Monks
2/5
American Music Club
3/5
Blue Cheer
2/5
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
2/5
I'm so tired of old white dude rock on this list
Gary Numan
3/5
This album made me feel like I was being abducted by aliens, but I'm not sure if it was in a good way or a bad way with probes and shit...
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
4/5
I've had a hard time with Nick Cave on this list, but this is quite the concept album. Could've done without O'Malleys bar though.
Can
1/5
Hey! So this sucks
Suzanne Vega
3/5
This album is what autumn feels like.
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
2/5
Drunk man at the karaoke bar.
Super Furry Animals
3/5
Christina Aguilera
5/5
Might sound stupid but his album meant so much to me as a nine year old child. Can't let little me down with this rating.
Malcolm McLaren
2/5
Neil Young
1/5
This sounds like your drunk uncle going to a karaoke bar still yearning to be 25 again.
Bill Callahan
3/5
Bob Marley & The Wailers
2/5
Sonic Youth
4/5
Rage Against The Machine
4/5
Erykah Badu
3/5
The Jesus And Mary Chain
4/5
John Lee Hooker
3/5
Nick Drake
4/5
Missy Elliott
2/5
"You don't see Bill Gates and Donald Trump arguing with each other
'Cause both of them got paper and they got better shit to do"
- probably because they were touching elbows at the Lolita express. Oh the innocent noughties!
Work it is still such a banger tho.
Stereo MC's
2/5
The Stooges
2/5
Elton John
4/5
Frank Sinatra
3/5
Pet Shop Boys
4/5
Culture Club
2/5
Joanna Newsom
2/5
I love the album cover, but the baby voice in cursive is hard to listen to.
Simple Minds
3/5
The Byrds
2/5
Lou Reed
2/5
Happy Mondays
2/5
3/5
Todd Rundgren
2/5
The Cars
3/5
The Kinks
2/5
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
4/5
I'm intrigued...
Digital Underground
2/5
"Cause I know I'm the poop
Steaming hot
Stinking up the dance floor"
Ray Charles
3/5
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
3/5
Ian Dury
2/5
The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
3/5
Deee-Lite
1/5
Eagles
2/5
Metallica
2/5
Looked good on paper, awful execution.
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
3/5
Air
3/5
Brian Eno
2/5
Simply Red
2/5
Rufus Wainwright
2/5
Whats the obsession with straight men reading fashion magazines?
Can
2/5
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
1/5
Flamin' Groovies
2/5
The Human League
3/5
The Last Shadow Puppets
3/5
Goldfrapp
3/5
Anita Baker
3/5
Milton Nascimento
3/5
XTC
3/5
Klaxons
3/5
Aggressively threw me back to 2009!
Country Joe & The Fish
2/5
Mekons
2/5
Arcade Fire
3/5
Underworld
2/5
Saint Etienne
2/5
Nas
2/5
New Order
3/5
AC/DC
3/5
The B-52's
2/5
Big Black
3/5
Interesting lyrics if nothing else!
SAULT
3/5
Dolly Parton
4/5
Scritti Politti
3/5
Muddy Waters
3/5
The White Stripes
3/5
Skunk Anansie
5/5
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
David Bowie
2/5
This is so mid
5/5
Dennis Wilson
3/5
The Good, The Bad & The Queen
3/5
Love
2/5
GZA
3/5
Pet Shop Boys
4/5
Grateful Dead
3/5
Fela Kuti
2/5
The The
3/5
ABBA
5/5
Oooh I like dark ABBA! Remember kids, you can't spell Black Sabbath without ABBA.
Pere Ubu
2/5
Cee Lo Green
1/5
"In the controversial set of tweets Green, whose real name is Thomas DeCarlo Callaway, said "women who have really been raped REMEMBER!!!"."
Manic Street Preachers
3/5
Peter Gabriel
2/5
Super Furry Animals
2/5
Queen Latifah
3/5
Soft Machine
1/5
are you fucking kidding me
Public Image Ltd.
2/5
Nitin Sawhney
3/5
Not sure what to make of this album but I'm carefully intrigued
Joy Division
3/5
The Who
2/5
Bonnie "Prince" Billy
2/5
Ice Cube
1/5
no.
Morrissey
2/5
Gene Clark
3/5
The Flaming Lips
2/5
Bebel Gilberto
3/5
Blur
3/5
Slint
2/5
Syd Barrett
2/5
Calexico
3/5
2Pac
2/5
Nico
2/5
Supergrass
3/5
Madness
2/5
Thin Lizzy
3/5
Scott Walker
3/5
AC/DC
3/5
Alice Cooper
3/5
Beach House
4/5
Barry Adamson
2/5
Steve Winwood
3/5
Sonic Youth
3/5
Carpenters
4/5
Sex Pistols
3/5
Tricky
3/5
Bruce Springsteen
2/5
Big Star
2/5
Ms. Dynamite
3/5
Donovan
3/5
The Only Ones
2/5
The Libertines
3/5
Amy Winehouse
5/5
I think people reviewing this and pointing out the naive double standards about it not being "feminist enough" forget that it was written by a literal teenager in the early 00s. Please.
Emmylou Harris
3/5
Public Enemy
3/5
Merle Haggard
2/5
The Pogues
3/5
Simon & Garfunkel
3/5
The Young Rascals
3/5
Beatles
3/5
Red Hot Chili Peppers
3/5
Roxy Music
2/5
The La's
3/5
The Kinks
2/5
Radiohead
2/5
The Style Council
2/5
The Residents
1/5
KISS
3/5
Deep Purple
2/5
Echo And The Bunnymen
4/5
Bonnie Raitt
2/5
Randy Newman
1/5
damn hard R in the first song
John Cale
2/5
Taylor Swift
2/5
System Of A Down
4/5
The nostalgia got the best of me, 4 stars
TV On The Radio
3/5
Fun Lovin' Criminals
2/5
David Crosby
2/5
The Rolling Stones
2/5
Blood, Sweat & Tears
2/5
The Young Gods
3/5
Well... it doesn't sound like anything I've ever heard before. Probably for a reason.
3/5
Skepta
2/5
New York Dolls
3/5
Michael Jackson
4/5
Madonna
3/5
The Doors
3/5
Mike Ladd
1/5
Traffic
2/5
oh my god im so fucking bored
Bruce Springsteen
3/5
Kendrick Lamar
3/5
Elvis Presley
2/5
This man groomed a 14 year old and people still glorify it ❤️
Lupe Fiasco
2/5
That album cover screams 2006!
Hugh Masekela
2/5
Mj Cole
1/5
The Rolling Stones
1/5
The Gun Club
3/5
Arctic Monkeys
4/5
Afrika Bambaataa
2/5
Echo And The Bunnymen
3/5
Shack
2/5
insanely generic
Mercury Rev
3/5
Marty Robbins
4/5
Steve Earle
2/5
Primal Scream
3/5
I want to like it but something stops me.
Mike Oldfield
2/5
Kraftwerk
2/5
Lorde
4/5
The Auteurs
2/5
Everything But The Girl
3/5
The Waterboys
2/5
Sinead O'Connor
5/5
There is no one like her.