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Histoire De Melody Nelson

Serge Gainsbourg

There are more pedos than women on this fucking list...

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You Love More Than Most

Album	You	Global	Diff
Stripped Christina Aguilera	5	2.89	+2.11
Fever Ray Fever Ray	5	2.96	+2.04
Post Orgasmic Chill Skunk Anansie	5	2.98	+2.02
The Visitors ABBA	5	3.22	+1.78
High Violet The National	5	3.23	+1.77
I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got Sinead O'Connor	5	3.27	+1.73
Live Through This Hole	5	3.32	+1.68
Juju Siouxsie And The Banshees	5	3.33	+1.67
Ágætis Byrjun Sigur Rós	5	3.37	+1.63
Lost In The Dream The War On Drugs	5	3.38	+1.62

You Love Less Than Most

Album	You	Global	Diff
Sticky Fingers The Rolling Stones	1	3.86	-2.86
Brothers In Arms Dire Straits	1	3.73	-2.73
L.A. Woman The Doors	1	3.65	-2.65
Exile On Main Street The Rolling Stones	1	3.59	-2.59
Lust For Life Iggy Pop	1	3.59	-2.59
Abbey Road Beatles	2	4.45	-2.45
On The Beach Neil Young	1	3.45	-2.45
Imagine John Lennon	1	3.44	-2.44
James Brown Live At The Apollo James Brown	1	3.44	-2.44
2112 Rush	1	3.36	-2.36

Artists

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Artist	Albums	Average
ABBA	2	5
Amy Winehouse	2	5
Nirvana	3	4.33
Johnny Cash	3	4.33

Least Favorites

Artist	Albums	Average
The Rolling Stones	5	1.6
Neil Young	4	1.5
John Lennon	2	1
Orbital	2	1
Iggy Pop	2	1
Emerson, Lake & Palmer	2	1
Tom Waits	5	1.8
Morrissey	4	1.75
Miles Davis	4	1.75
Kanye West	3	1.67
Rush	2	1.5
Happy Mondays	2	1.5
Megadeth	2	1.5
Pere Ubu	2	1.5
Dire Straits	2	1.5
Rod Stewart	2	1.5
The Mothers Of Invention	2	1.5
Neil Young & Crazy Horse	2	1.5
Public Image Ltd.	2	1.5
The Fall	2	1.5
Can	2	1.5
Randy Newman	2	1.5
Radiohead	6	2.17
David Bowie	9	2.33
Beatles	7	2.29
Leonard Cohen	5	2.2
The Doors	3	2
Dexys Midnight Runners	3	2
Yes	3	2
Elvis Presley	3	2
The Stooges	3	2
The Kinks	4	2.25

Controversial

Artist	Ratings
Bruce Springsteen	4, 5, 2, 3

5-Star Albums (23)

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There are more pedos than women on this fucking list...

When I was 17 my high school crush loved this shit, and not even blind teenage puppy love could force me to like this - no matter how hard I tried! "Life is hard and so am I" .... girl please

The *~sO rAnDoM x"D*~ of the 60s.

My boyfriend said this album radicalized him when he was 12 so I'd have to give it a four.

On this album we explore more about Iggys pedo tendencies.

4-Star Albums (102)

Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea

Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not

1-Star Albums (76)

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All Ratings (988)

Mid.

Aight. Venom is a banger though.

Most of the songs are too long and blend into each other. One is still a great track though.

Sorry I don't get it.

The track Infamous Date Rape made me nauseous. Also: "Go get yourself some toilet paper 'cause your lyrics is butt" ... Come on. Got some solid beats though.

Not my genre, but I can see why it made the list.

Hell yeah, some pleasant dad rock grunge.

I'm probably gonna listen again!

Interesting lyrics, but her voice irks me.

Her voice is stunning, but not my genre.

Thanks, now I'm bummed out.

I mean, someone has a passion for bongo drums and you can't deny it! Bonus point for the track title Bongolia, it made me laugh.

"Jazz Rock"? Consider me bored.

Funky.

Everything sounds like an 80s sitcom intro.

Did not enjoy a single song to be honest.

Simply iconic.

Some lyrics are too *~quirky~* for me, but overall a pleasant album.

Everything sounds the same and just melts together...

Tired of dad rock.

Damn, this is really neat.

Ugh. Yes. Bloodbuzz Ohio is one of my absolute favorite songs.

I guess you can use drills and fire alarms as instruments too.

Perfect album to wind down to.

War pigs is a classic.

Solid album!

Ayn Rand? Really?

Obnoxious singing.

*yeehaaws sadly*

This feels very dated. And what are they saying?

jazzy

Greys Anatomy closing credits sounding ass...

whinyyyy

Kinda tame but props to them for making every song sound different and not just blend in together.

jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Prefer the stripes, really.

Okay this is neat.

Smoooooooth. But once you've heard three songs you've heard them all.

What a vocalist!

Cass Elliot carried this band on her back.

Nice background music.

This belongs as the soundtrack of a 00s Hallmark movie, and that's not a read - just not my cup of tea.

Surprisingly vulnerable album, but not his best.

This made me wanna join a bike gang (derogatory).

When I was 17 my high school crush loved this shit, and not even blind teenage puppy love could force me to like this - no matter how hard I tried! "Life is hard and so am I" .... girl please

Imagine abusing women and children and becoming a poster boy for peace. IMAGINE.

Not her best, still an icon.

A pleasant surprise, I'll definetily listen again.

His sister is better...

I liked this in high school. Not so much anymore.

Good, but kinda repetetive in the end.

ummm wtf

Listening to this makes me happy how much we've progressed as a society in 24 years since its release... Dido carried Stan and The Way I Am wasn't a bad track either.

How did this make the list?

I really want to understand Lana but I can't.

Perfectly weird!

Before they were corny. Politik is the best song on the album.

Jazz is not my cuppa.

Surprisingly good!

Two albums from these guys on this list? I have questions Robert Dimery...

"Really though, I got the cleanest, meanest penis" Lyrical genius right there.

The Great Gig in the Sky sounds like when my cat isn't allowed into an occupied bathroom.

Out of all her albums this one made the list? "I like to singy singy singy like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy"

Paul was just jamming on this one, and I respect that. Sounded like a bunch of demos rather than an album though.

I loved this when I was 13. That's all.

Sorry bro I just read Britneys book.

"This sounds like a guitar center on a sunday"

Love when I get pleasantly surprised by this list! Never really looked into Judas Priest, but I like what I hear.

Rusty Foo Fighters.

Too jazzy for my taste.

A lot of bangers, could've done without the weird ass sex-ed song.

Liked some of it, nostalgic but has a surprisingly dated sound.

Highly recommend this of you like mindless noise.

The power of not taking yourself seriously and sounding good at the same time is a challenge few can accomplish - and these guys do. Saw them as an opener for Lady Gaga(!) a few years ago and they really got the crowd going. Highly recommend.

Of the very few solo female vocalists on this list, THIS one made it? The fuq

Did I really need to hear a dated dance album before I die?

I tried to get the hype around Frank Ocean, I mostly know him from cancelling shows last minute. Still don't quite get it.

I really like his lyrics but the instrumentals are so boring to me.

This is just 80s slam poetry.

My boyfriend said this album radicalized him when he was 12 so I'd have to give it a four.

Had to check out these guys discography and they have the most metal names - "Satan is real", "Are you afraid to die", "The drunkards doom" and "Satans jeweled crown". Sad to say it's all shit tho.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

Love her but this is not her best work.

Homophobia don't fly with me.

Had to turn off after Mother.

Morrissey is a cun.....

This list is becoming more and more demanding every day. Three hours!?

I fell asleep

'Tis a pity she was a whore is an actual track name.

There are more pedos than women on this fucking list...

these fucking guys again!?

are you fucking kidding me

Beautiful voice - not my genre though.

I'm sorry miss jackson OOOH

cheeeesyyy

Probably fire as fuck in a dark club 3 in the morning, not so much listening in broad daylight from my stupid phone. This kinda music needs the *~vibes~*

Neat.

mid.

gamechanger

"You go to a supermarket, and you see a faggot behind the fuckin’ cash register; you don’t want him to handle your potatoes.” - Neil Young

“I actually left running for my life—more than once.” - Frances Davis, one of the ex-wifes he abused

PYT did not age well did it? I guess I'm here to rate an album though.

Sploinky frog music - and I'm not a frog.

"At age 23, Pop had a relationship with 13-year-old Sable Starr. Look Away, a documentary about sexual abuse in the rock music industry, is named after an Iggy Pop song about Starr."

As much as I dislike her overexposed and cringey persona I cannot take away that she can write some catchy and easily digestable tunes. Corny lyrics, sure - but some great melodies honestly.

"See the little faggot with the earring and the make up Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair That little faggot got his own jet airplane That little faggot, he's a millionaire" Lyrical geniuses them Dire Straits, eh?

Sick album cover. Yeah that's it.

Dave Mustaine is such a fucking prick that I can't enjoy this one bit.

I still don't get it.

Not their best.

So now we're dropping film soundtracks aswell?

Consider me bored.

This delulu little man sure knew how to write a great guitar riff.

I mean it is funky, no false advertisement here.

Surprisingly mid.

Never knew you could shred a citar.

"You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson video, you little faggot hoe Please give me some shit to work with 'Cause right now I'm all it, kid Suck my dick, kid, like your daddy did" So glad english isn't my native language, cause I was for sure NOT listening to the *~eDgY~* lyrics when I was a teenager. 2 stars because I really liked this shit at 13 years old, just for pure nostalgia. ... But god, so fucking edgy. I cringe thinking about it.

This is what the sims NPCs are dancing to at the Shrieking Llama.

Too quirky for me.

On this album we explore more about Iggys pedo tendencies.

I was not ready for how diverse this album would sound - som street disco, a serenade to Stevie Wonder, a political dig at the prison system, a gospel ballad and a choir of kazoos just to name a few. Oh and some pretty cool samples. Pleasantly surprised!

messy

When will the enjoyable music appear on this list?

Did he smash his head on the mixing table?

"The last night of the fair From a seat on a whirling waltzer Her skirt ascends for a watching eye It's a hideous trait on her mother's side From a seat on a whirling waltzer Her skirt ascends for a watching eye It's a hideous trait on her mother's side" ok i have to admit that was pretty funny

LMAO WTF

Ageispolis is so good thoooo

Why does this one hit wonder-band deserve more than one entry on this list?

Bet this slaps if you're in a fancy restaurant with live music.

The *~sO rAnDoM x"D*~ of the 60s.

"When will they shoot?" is depressingly contemporary even though it was released over 30 years ago.

whiny

I prefer when Jonathan Richman is dancing in the lesbian bar (aouh aouh)

This man is obsessed with his own dick.

poor mans oasis

Can someone translate the lyrics for me?

Angels is a banger tho.

yes

This is just your average rockband. Not bad but nothing special.

Poor mans Pearl Jam

a man does not need a maid, neil

Was "Beautiful day" their last good song? I think so.

How much harmonica can a person endure?

I'm intrigued... not sure if in a good or bad way.

No song needs to be 11 minutes long.

bruv... nah

Why this album when Hyperborea is right there?

Mid metal.

My friends mom always turns on Sultans of Swing at every fucking barbecue in the local fucking area and I'm so fucking tired of it please let me fucking skip it

idgi

Sweet Dreams carried this album on its shoulders.

The title track is a fucking mess.

Clever album title.

Like I wouldn't be mad if someone played this in an elevator.

Way more fun than the album cover discloses!

incelcore

sick flute

Chimamandas "verse" was a cultural reset. Sue me.

no jaw harps on my playlists, sry

This mans wikipedia page is psychotic.

The title track makes me feel like the woman in the song speeding just to feel something.

And i go ABAPAABAPAPAPAPAPAPAPPAAAAOOOUUH

I'm so bored with the USA is still so fucking relevant it ended up on one of my playlists.

Honestly this is campy and fun, not enough for a four star but still.

Pure nostalgia!

I'm intrigued..!

Hit by a Rock really felt like getting hit by a rock. I have to give them that.

Gen X never get scolded in the generation wars - I think they need to answer for their crimes of making this fuckass album popular.

I wish I liked this more than I do. Beautiful voice, but kinda boring.

An old voice trapped in such a young persons body. And what a voice at that!

kitschy af

VERY 00s.

Sick album cover, not much else.

Great hotel lobby music 💃

Not her best work but y'know... it's still Björk.

#freejohnnymarr

The first dance album on this list I enjoy! Don't know what that says about the author of it.

Is this a list of sex offenders rather than albums you should listen to before you die? They seem to be indifferentiable.

Let me get this straight... this guy married his bandmates wife 2 months after said mate died... and then proceeded to fuck his new stepdaughter? So the wife shot him and then remarries his little brother? I thought my family was dysfunctional - 2/5 stars for the lore alone.

Hotel lobby music.

hell yeah

This man stole songs and fucked a 13 year old. Overrated.

Black skinhead was foreshadowing, huh?

Feels like I'm infringing on their copyright by listening to this :/

FINLAND MENTIONED!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

No song needs to be over 18 minutes long.

What did they do to Lucille!?!

Awful album cover, alright music

"If you were a horse I'd clean the crap out of your stable"... and they say romance is dead huh?

does this man need help?

I liked this more than I thought I'd do (I don't feel like dancing was the most overplayed piece of music on my childhood radio station). That's it!

So cheesy my cholesterol levels went up by 500%

🤘

Too funky for me!

This man seems to be very passionate about his singing, and I respect that.

Can't stand the vocals, forgive me

fuck these guys

I don't get it :(

I can't with this mans carnival music

I have no idea what's going on

dreamy 80s, yeeees

"A little boy came along name of Louis Armstrong Said that girl who left me silly she liked the looks of me and my willy"

This sounds so painfully 2009 with too much going on.

Rnb is not my genre, but Mariahs vocals are sooo goood.

I'm so tired of old white dude rock on this list

This album made me feel like I was being abducted by aliens, but I'm not sure if it was in a good way or a bad way with probes and shit...

I've had a hard time with Nick Cave on this list, but this is quite the concept album. Could've done without O'Malleys bar though.

Hey! So this sucks

This album is what autumn feels like.

Drunk man at the karaoke bar.

Might sound stupid but his album meant so much to me as a nine year old child. Can't let little me down with this rating.

This sounds like your drunk uncle going to a karaoke bar still yearning to be 25 again.

"You don't see Bill Gates and Donald Trump arguing with each other 'Cause both of them got paper and they got better shit to do" - probably because they were touching elbows at the Lolita express. Oh the innocent noughties! Work it is still such a banger tho.

I love the album cover, but the baby voice in cursive is hard to listen to.

I'm intrigued...

"Cause I know I'm the poop Steaming hot Stinking up the dance floor"

Looked good on paper, awful execution.

Whats the obsession with straight men reading fashion magazines?

Aggressively threw me back to 2009!

Interesting lyrics if nothing else!

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

This is so mid

Oooh I like dark ABBA! Remember kids, you can't spell Black Sabbath without ABBA.

"In the controversial set of tweets Green, whose real name is Thomas DeCarlo Callaway, said "women who have really been raped REMEMBER!!!"."

are you fucking kidding me

Not sure what to make of this album but I'm carefully intrigued

no.

I think people reviewing this and pointing out the naive double standards about it not being "feminist enough" forget that it was written by a literal teenager in the early 00s. Please.

damn hard R in the first song

The nostalgia got the best of me, 4 stars

Well... it doesn't sound like anything I've ever heard before. Probably for a reason.

oh my god im so fucking bored

This man groomed a 14 year old and people still glorify it ❤️

That album cover screams 2006!

insanely generic

I want to like it but something stops me.

I like the lyrics at least.

I mean it kinda sounds like a bird is singing it

Thought I stepped on my cats tail when he started singing

There is no one like her.

4 better or 4 worse threw me off. What the fuck.

Not a regular 4, but a on-this-mediocre-list-4.

A zionist ballad from the falsetto disco dudes was not on my bingo card.

People has always told me that the only saving grace of Kanye is that he at least wrote The College Dropout before he went off the rails. I cannot fathom at all what the fuck they are talking about, this is so mid.

"Recorded in one day" - yeah buddy we can tell

Removed a star because of the shitty J*hn L*nn*n cover

pedo

he's a better documentarian than musician lmao

Sky Fits Heaven sounds like a song ending up mid-table at Eurovision in the 90s. Not sure that's a good thing.

YES! This is the shit I anticipated signing up for this list!

Racist scum

It sounds like it really hurts to sing.

Not the first time this list has given me a headache tbf

I can't

Charlie Brown background music

why is this the vocal style they settled on?

Wii lobby type music

Some of the lyrics I kinda approved of, too bad you can't actually hear them

I'm overstimulated

I fell asleep :(

Histoire De Melody Nelson

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All Ratings (988)

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