Folky/Country Music that would fit the feel of a Cracker Barrel. Not my speed but K.D does have a really good voice
No Cars Go was pretty solid
Singer seems perpetually high but some good songs
Much better than the other Pixies album on here
I mean it's the Rolling Stones
I think Prince killed about 6 women in the lyrics of this album
Legit thought Rock!Rock! was ACDC for a minute
This might be a hot take and I want to preface it with I think all of the people in King Crimson are extremely talented, but this album seems more in the category of influential rather than good
Not as good as a real flutist like Lizzo but I can see where he's getting at
I don't know why but this gave my dog anxiety while I was listening to it
Why does a blind man have 12 children by 10 women? How does he get so many women?
I want someone to figure out the ratio of
Time Jimi is High on Acid : Time Jimi is not High on Acid
I feel like it would be an interesting number
Out of Bobcat or Bjork, this is definitely Bjork
I have never heard of this woman
Not sure if it was intentional but it was nice to listen to this right after Ozzy died
I'm here for the song Layla and the song Layla only
I don't think this guy is a teenager
Massive attack on my ears
His girlfriend totally did it
From that album cover, not at all what I was expecting
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I didn't listen to Song so Song 2 was kind of confusing
Lana Del Rey seems very talented but Jesus this was a boring album
These guys are really good, they should recruit a fourth, perhaps Younger, member
Still amazed Flavor Flav was somewhat of a Black Panther-esque rebel in a past life
Saxophone goes oddly hard
Where's my Jamiroquai music video recommendation? That's the whole point of Jamiroquai
I think this is the worst Prince album but it's still on this list, showing the sexual prowess of Prince in his prime
Heat Miser was kind of hot with that piano making me feel like I'm heading to an exorcism
We're here for La Grange and La Grange only
Oh shit, it's that guy from Futurama!
You're telling me that a group of cars, with tires for hands, made this music? Fuck outta here
Black Ops 1 nostalgia be hittin fr fr
This may be biased but I fucking hate Coldplay
Without checking, I guarantee this band and Death Grips are somehow influences of the other... Alright I just checked and Terence Stamp died
Thankfully Til the Cops Come Knockin was on this album twice
Idiot spelled Martin wrong
The guy from Guitar Hero III has a band?
If meat is murder then my ex-wife must have been John Wayne Gacy
The Bee Movie song? In this economy?
Still don't like U2 but this album was not a bad one
This sounds like if Church Hymns were written by hippies
England sounds like a terrible place. Thankfully it isn't real
Could not at all tell what genre this was based on that first song
We should check in on this guy. Seems like he's going through a rough patch
I enjoyed the part where she said "I don't know the lyrics" and then proceeded to prove she definitely did not know the lyrics
This is just Phil Collins
How much sex do you think these guys had?
Respect was so good it was on here twice
I'll never forgive the damage this album did by making potheads seem intellectual
That's about what I was thinking based on that album cover
Crazy they made a band entirely on the concept of a Chappelle's show skit
The reason this is the album cover is because it was the only photo available at the time where Iggy had his shirt on
This album REAKS of the 90's even though it was released in 1990 so most of the work done on it was in the 80's
This guy sounds like the new singer for Smash Mouth. Alas, it is not
If you told me a guy named Al Green looked like this, I wouldn't believe you
Looked up the band out of curiosity and basically everything the Wiki said on them pointed to Punk/Post-Punk roots. This album is 100% not that
From the Wikipedia:
Initial critical reception was negative
Those critics heard Eruption, a song that is widely considered one of the best guitar solos of all time, and said "Meh"? Who the hell are these critics?
I just feel like this hairstyle has to be so much effort to maintain
The audience chanting "Glizzy" was kind of odd. Do they not feed these guys?
I know it's coming... I know it's coming... WONDERWALL GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Wonder what this guy is up to
Gay was too crazy of a birth name, so he added an E at the end to remove some confusion
You guys are kind of on a rough streak
The most 80's sounding album possible
This appears to be the polar opposite of Stayin' Alive
Steely Dan is weird to me because I think everybody knows who Steely Dan is but simultaneously nobody could tell me a single thing about them
Naming a band after a city? Dumb. What's next a band named Boston?
I'm pretty sure Dull Life was the Dammit riff from blink182
This album was alright but she better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Ice Cube? The actor in the family movies?
Where's my goddamn mustache man from the other Incubus covers?!
Amy with no tattoos or drug problems? Those things are like half of her identity
Who the hell is this person?
The Bad Seeds must be planted in the soil of the music because what the hell is this album?
Bob Dylan - the king of making songs that other people do better
15 cent pretzels? That's a deal and a half
Not saying they don't deserve it but it is weird these guys are in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
If Boo Radley were real, he would approve
Based on the cover I thought this would have the dancing crab meme song. It did not
Was reading their Wiki and the way I interpreted it was that they basically broke up because they stopped making good music, which I think is a rare but respectable decision
What makes an ambient album good? Like how does one delineate between bad ambient and good?
This may be War, but what is it good for?
I know it's not on this album but I think Sultans of Swing is one of the most underrated, if not THE most underrated, song of all time
Recently this website offered me an album by The Boo Radleys. However, this guy looks like Boo Radley
Brian Wilson? The brother of the only guy who gave musical prodigy Charles Manson a shot at fame? He too makes music?
"Here's Little Richard!"
-Me presenting my meat to my girl while I'm standing naked at the foot of the bed, knowing damn well Little Richard will not meet her needs for the 14th consecutive time
The tame, 80s version of the Bloodhound Gang
>Spends most of his life in the UK/UK owned territories
>Is depressed
Par for the course
The man who is 1 higher than Eminem on Eminem's best rappers list
I'd believe that this was Iggy Pop if I encountered this in the wild
Isn't Bruce from Jersey? The hell is he doing out West?
Thinking about how that guy got laid by over 1200 women
I feel like this would be really boring to watch live. Especially coming off of No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith
According to the Wiki, this is entirely written in samples, which can be interpreted as DJ Shadow didn't create anything, but still created one of the most renowned albums
Getting flashbanged with meme songs this whole album
Said it in the last review but how did Ray Charles get soooooooo many women to fornicate with him? Like how does spitting game work when you can't see?
What the hell is going on in this album cover?
I was a drummer in a band in High School and the only song our lead singer wanted to play was Seven Nation Army. While it is a good song, it is SO FUCKING BORING to play on the drums, so I have anger whenever I hear that song
These guys helped start Busta Rhymes' career, but were also heavy influences on Kanye's career. So I'd call that a wash
I can, without a doubt, sing better than this guy. It feels like a scene in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared when things start to unravel
Led Zeppelin? More like the 4 losers, am I right?
Better than the other one but I still don't like these guys's
George Clinton, as important as he is to the funk movement, recently collaborated with Dance Gavin Dance. I'm not really sure how that was arranged nor why it sounds good. Also, Night of the Thumpasorus Peoples is mostly farting noises
For being a comedy, this wasn't that funny
This sounds like every famous artist from the 70s-80s combined. I could spot Bob Dylan, Tom Petty, Genesis, Bruce Springsteen, etc. at some point in here
My fingers are a little sticky, hehe, if you know what I'm sayin (the toilet paper ripped mid wipe)
These guys shat out an album like once a year for 30-something years, one was bound to hit
It turns out that Michael Jackson was, in fact, bad
The album was taken off of Spotify for some reason so I have to do RESEARCH to find this thing
I feel like this band could make the hottest menu music
Opens with a 21 minute song that sounds like I'm having schizophrenia while surfing the web in the 90s
Hard to think that the voice of Peter Griffin has this guy as basically his idol. Frank is still the GOAT, but I think ol' Seth can give him a run for his money
Don't tell ICE that she's Brazilian
You give this to me when they're on their farewell tour!?!
So like, does Meat Loaf love his subject of the songs? Or not?
White people album of the millennium
Typical 80s album not bad so far...
A 13 minute song by an 80's pop band?...
Oh hell yeah Relax is on this album!...
Is this a cover of War? *flashbang to the dome*...
Is this a cover of Born to Run? *second flashbang to the dome*
This dude looks constantly sad in all of his pictures. His music reflects this
GZA? My financial consultant?!?!
Fuck you and your Imagine cover
Not the SOAD album that I would have assumed would be on this list, but a welcome decision nonetheless
I feel like this guy would collaborate with Crosby, Stills and Nash really well. They should work together sometime
Apparently Shaun, the vocalist, wrote most of the lyrics while high on opium in his apartment. Which just makes sense
While Bob Marley is talented, he created one of the worst fanbases of all time
I admittedly don't listen to The Boss that much, but he kind of sounds like Elvis in this album sometimes
No no no, it's Mariah Carey
Somehow sounds like a Bowie album and nothing like a Bowie album at the same time
I was put in a white room for a while
One of the band members has the same name as my initials, so there is little proof that it is not me
Fuck this Young guy get him out of here
Makes me want to smoke cigarettes for some reason
Still one of the worst fanbases
This might be a literal antithesis to Cowboys from Hell, which were released at about the same time
Imagine writing this while your wife of ~15 years is banging a producer that you work with
Bob Dylan as a woman and no harmonica
This album cover looks like a down syndrome ACDC
That ain't pavement on the cover, it's a piano. Silly indie band misplacing their nouns
Man this is a good album. Oh look, they have another album with a similar cover style released in 2020. I bet that one is like a follow up and it probably is just as good!! Let me listen... Oh god... Oh no... It's fucking terrible!!!!
"I'm a Steamroller baby, I'm about to roll over you"
What did he mean by this?
I wish I could drink as much as Lemmy did throughout his life
You guys are on a hot streak right now
Syd Barrett's story is very interesting to me. He basically fries himself with LSD to where his band, his best friends basically, can't stand him and leave him and eventually write an album, widely considered one of their best, about him. He shows up to the recording of the album and he's so far gone he can't even recognize that the album is about him. Stick to alcohol kids
This girl seems annoying to be around in person
Not at all what I was expecting
Moses making everybody cross the Red Sea BUT you have to watch 3 unskippable 30 second adverts? Terrible idea
I like jazz but mufuggin a 20 minute opening song followed by a 27 minute song?
This music is too optimistic. Nobody is this happy to exist
How many times is this guy in here? I can only give so many low ratings
So good that Courtney had to kill Kurt shortly after recording this
"Sir what are you going to name yourself?"
"Neil Young because I'm young."
"What about later when you're older? You can't stay young forever."
"Watch me!"
Look at you now idiot
This was his 11th studio album? How many fucking albums did this guy make?
Came in without Prejudice, left with a fair amount
Say what you want about heroin, it makes some bangers
Hard listen when immediately following Alice and Chains
You can sodomize rum? I've got new weekend plans
How many fucking albums does this man have?
Album goes hard 3 days a year
The Smiths is one of the most generic names possible. Genius
Conveniently, already in my search history
Anybody else think Gentlemen was going to turn into I Miss You?
Is this what was driving women to infidelity?
These guys were openers for Oasis for some time. So imagine going to an Oasis concert, because you hate yourself, and who's their opener? Pretty much Oasis. You die from boredom instantly
This guy's pretty talented in jazz music during the heyday of jazz. Let me check his biography:
>Addicted to heroin
>Multiple marriages
>Heavy drinker
>Dies of liver cancer set on by hepatitis
Yeah he's a jazz musician
*looks at the photographer for the cover art*
It... it can't be
Aretha Franklin if she was Jewish. I don't know how to explain it but that's just what I feel
Not Wild nor for Beasts, like myself
My Aunt just died so I inherited like 10 Joni Mitchell albums so this is what I have to look forward to
When did Bob Marley 2 drop?
Oh shit the Happy Trails song
Obligatory "Every Beatles Album"
Heroin and this album goes hard
That's a metal album name if I've ever heard one
These guys just parodied that Family Guy skit where Peter and Quagmire become and acoustic duo
>Jazz singer in the golden age
>Dies of drugs and alcohol complications
Every time. It's almost like a right of passage to be one of the greats
>From the UK
>Creates a dystopian album
Checks out
Sunshine of your love jumpscare
I highly doubt you could delineate songs on this album without the vocals. Huh? You think you can? Nu uh I said you can't
These guys look like they eat sheet metal or something that would kill a mortal
Who knew that while this was being made, the world was prepping for another Bush to come in and do some other stuff
Jamaican's don't be a stereotype: Impossible Challenge
These albums are absolutely bombing my Spotify DJ
Dude better be careful he's going to hurt his fingers with that razor
Some banger menu music in this album
Nico had to leave the band shortly after this album to create her true persona, Nico Nico Nii
Rad io H ead
Idiots can't even type
*Talking to the 90s George Bush*
Sir, there's been a second singer named Manson
*George throws up in my lap*
If this is the 2nd toughest, the bar is really low for 1st place
I was going to make some quip about this guy for this review, but I don't know anything about him or his music, so I've got nothing
Fuck I had money on the yellow numbered dog. My wife is going to kill me when she realizes we no longer have a house
My spice tolerance is pretty good so how hot could this chip be?
An album in the 90s about the India-Pakistan nuke crisis is somehow still relevant
Right around when this album was released, James tried to shoot Joe Tex with a shotgun, which is kind of cool I guess
Those jeans don't look very blue
I'm not saying it's morally right, but 2000's folk would call this gay
Oh I'm feeling sinister alright. I'm not normal. I'm an absolute freak
I cam here for the anti-Semitism but there was none :(
Flaming Lips used to be my prison name
Frosti is very close to the FNAF song. I can see why that one guy went crazy
Think about this guy performing a song and being SO FUCKING HOT that people went into hysteria. I could see myself doing that
Sad to hear that Sananda Maitreya killed this man
For making this album, they get the amazing reward of being Jimmy Fallon's band for all eternity
Russell Adler?! That may be a hot take but look at his Spotify- About the Artist section
What's the ratio of Time Iggy has a shirt on : Time Iggy does not have a shirt on? Not even just public appearances, just like throughout the average day
That opening had me worried for the rest of the album
BIG IRON ON HIS HIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This album cover is the type of shit you would see in a house that you rented for the weekend and when you look at a photo and say "Wow are these the old owners?" and the hosts say something like "No the owners are in the background. Who are these people in the foreground?" Then after a wild and crazy weekend of unexplainable happenings, the lady in this picture shows up and rips the skin off of her face and speaks in tongues while the man hovers ominously in the kitchen screaming something that kind of sounds racist, but you're not really sure since it was a different time when he grew up and it was ambiguous enough that it could have been about actual animals and not the other meaning that is implied. But before we can cross THAT bridge, the dog is barking at the hundreds of rats that are pouring out of the oven. And on top of ALL OF THAT, the mailman is knocking at the door, somehow completely oblivious to the hellscape that is occurring 5 feet in front of him
This guy is still alive believe it or not
Oh shit that guy from Futurama... wait a minute I've already made that joke. I need other artists so I can come up with new material
I'm not saying Bob Dylan is a bad artist/not talented, but I feel like his job is so easy. Learn some chords on the guitar and some harmonica gigs and just speak into a microphone
The grammatic skill needed to write about the band The The should not be understated
Their lead singer quit drugs and went to rehab THEN quit the band, which I totally understand not being able to perform this while sober
They nailed what an engineer looks like
This might be because I'm stupid but I forgot everything about the album immediately after listening to it. Review is impossible
Young & Crazy Neil Horse sounds better
Some wacky lines I heard:
The New Style - The girls I like are underaged
She's Crafty - She's named Lucy but they call her Loose
Posse in Effect - Cheaper than a hotdog with no mustard
Slow and Low - White Castle Fries only come in one size
You can tell Syd is around
Is this the guy Kendrick was dissing?
"Jarvis Cocker, in particular, became an unlikely sex symbol and cultural provocateur, offering an intellectual and satirical counterweight to the laddish masculinity of contemporaries like Oasis"
-Pulp's Wikipedia article
Who out here is thinking Oasis and masculinity should be in the same sentence?
Two things:
1) Loudermilk is one of the weirder last names that I have heard
2) Ira definitely did not listen to any of the warnings/messages from this album
>Produced by a Rothchild
>Lead singer dies suspiciously
Checkmate liberals
Music did indeed make me lose control
(Joe voice) Hey Peter... your guitar is making some funny noises
"Like Suicide" is what we call foreshadowing
He did get rich, but then went bankrupt, so does that count?
Ziggy Stardust, a fictional androgynous and bisexual rock star, made by a guy who was probably a fictional androgynous and bisexual rock star
Went to read their Wiki to learn about them. Fucking Nick Cave reference. I can't escape him
Good to see some indie/lesser known bands on here
This is like if somebody explained the Beatles to somebody and told them to recreate it, without having to experience the pain of listening to the Beatles
John Fogarty? I've played golf with him and you'd think he's some fucker who likes to bite the heads off of chickens but this guy can get it out of the sand trap like nobodies fuckin business
I'll show these guys a kink or two
These guys look like the definition of "Bloke". I'm not from the UK, so some other bloke can correct me, but I think the inventor of the word had these guys in mind
That did not feel like a children's song to me
Snoop Dogg might, unironically, be the most chill person in existence
Dexter? My molecular biology professor?
I feel like we should have had a better eye on this guy at this time. Attacks his bandmates with an axe and then writes an album described as "one of the most harrowing documents of pain and confusion ever made"
Germfree Adolescents is the opposite of my ex-wife
LPs don't have corners silly
The least 1988-sounding album of all time
How deep did the author of this book go to find this album?
That's not the moon dumbass. That's a triangle or something. There's also light so it's not even the dark side of it. These guys suck
Imagine being in a band where you just fucking HATE other people in the band because they were married to you. Only way to produce straight bangers
I would have given this a 1 but she did at one point collaborate with my arch enemy, Nick Cave. So that will bring her rating down to a -423513. The providing rating system is much more limiting than that so I'll have to go with a 1
The song, Kid A, on this album is basically Minecraft music
Nice fake out with Knight Moves. Also, where's my fucking Tom's Diner??
AI ain't got shit on these guys
White denim sounds like a terrible fashion choice. Like something Wes Watson would wear and then beat his wife
Jack White is actually white, not confusing like Jack Black
Jonathan Donahue worked with the Butthole Surfers, and I can't find a more mismatched couple if I tried
Since Megadeth is the result of Dave getting fired from Metallica, this is technically a break-up album. Taylor Swift has been trying to copy this energy for years
If Hurt doesn't demolish your will to live for the time being, you're a sociopath
"I stole my sister's boyfriend..." is much funnier if you were unaware that the singer was a woman
The cover of a Limp Bizkit song was a weird addition but alright
