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5-Star Albums
196
1-Star Albums

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You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Duck Stab/Buster & Glen
The Residents
5 2.04 +2.96
They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
Liars
5 2.13 +2.87
Born To Be With You
Dion
5 2.62 +2.38
Scott 2
Scott Walker
5 2.63 +2.37
Tago Mago
Can
5 2.81 +2.19
Sweetheart Of The Rodeo
The Byrds
5 2.83 +2.17
69 Love Songs
The Magnetic Fields
5 2.84 +2.16
White Light
Gene Clark
5 2.85 +2.15
A Walk Across The Rooftops
The Blue Nile
5 2.86 +2.14
Quiet Life
Japan
5 2.86 +2.14

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Nevermind
Nirvana
1 4.37 -3.37
The Wall
Pink Floyd
1 4.13 -3.13
Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against The Machine
1 3.97 -2.97
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Elton John
1 3.92 -2.92
In Utero
Nirvana
1 3.82 -2.82
Off The Wall
Michael Jackson
1 3.8 -2.8
Let's Get It On
Marvin Gaye
1 3.78 -2.78
American Idiot
Green Day
1 3.77 -2.77
Metallica
Metallica
1 3.77 -2.77
Live At The Harlem Square Club
Sam Cooke
1 3.76 -2.76

Artists

Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Nick Drake 3 5
David Bowie 8 4.25
Bob Dylan 3 4.67
Miles Davis 4 4.25
Beatles 7 4
The Cure 3 4.33
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds 3 4.33

Least Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Aerosmith 3 1
Yes 3 1
Beastie Boys 3 1
Missy Elliott 2 1
Bee Gees 2 1
Alice Cooper 2 1
OutKast 2 1
Dexys Midnight Runners 2 1
ABBA 2 1
Yeah Yeah Yeahs 2 1
Marvin Gaye 2 1
Funkadelic 2 1
Slipknot 2 1
George Michael 2 1
Todd Rundgren 2 1
Happy Mondays 2 1
Christina Aguilera 2 1
Metallica 4 1.75
Steely Dan 3 1.67
Nirvana 3 1.67
Prince 3 1.67
Rush 2 1.5
Eagles 2 1.5
Fiona Apple 2 1.5
Michael Jackson 2 1.5
Red Hot Chili Peppers 2 1.5
Public Enemy 2 1.5
Deep Purple 3 2

Controversial

ArtistRatings
Taylor Swift 5, 1
Dusty Springfield 5, 1
Blur 3, 5, 1
The xx 4, 1
Fleetwood Mac 1, 4

5-Star Albums (85)

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Cypress Hill by Cypress Hill

Shitty degenerate ghetto culture. Nothing of any value on this album.

Kollaps by Einstürzende Neubauten

If music is meant to comfort, Kollaps shatters that notion with a sledgehammer wrapped in steel wool and rebar. Einstürzende Neubauten’s debut is not just an album — it’s an act of sonic revolution, a declaration that sound doesn’t need melody to be musical, or harmony to be holy. Released in 1981, Kollaps is an apocalyptic birth cry from the ruins of post-war Berlin, fusing scrap metal, broken glass, power tools, and anguished vocals into a symphony of collapse. From the first strike of percussion that sounds more like a demolition site than a drum kit, you're not listening — you're immersed. Blixa Bargeld doesn’t sing so much as prophesy, his voice echoing like a mad preacher inside an abandoned factory. Tracks like “Tanz Debil” and the title track “Kollaps” reject structure, reject polish, reject anything resembling musical civility — and in doing so, find something deeply human beneath the wreckage. Each piece feels like a confrontation: with society, with conformity, with sound itself. This is not industrial music in the Nine Inch Nails sense — it’s industry itself turned into music. Yet for all its abrasion, there’s a strange beauty in Kollaps. It’s the beauty of entropy, of cities falling and being reborn, of the aesthetic potential of destruction. Neubauten takes the broken pieces of civilization and holds them up like artifacts, sacred and terrible. Essential listening for anyone interested in the outermost limits of what music can be. This is the soundtrack to a world unraveling — and maybe rebuilding, too. Then again, I'm giving this album 5 stars just to be contrary.

Pretzel Logic by Steely Dan

Garbage Boomer nonsense. How can a group of technically talented musicians make something so boring

S&M by Metallica

Live albums are pointless. Live albums with a symphony orchestra are cringe.

Vauxhall And I by Morrissey

World needs more Morrissey, less Billy Bragg.

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All Ratings (860)

Kid A by Radiohead
Apr 04 2024

So grumpy. One or two memorable songs but otherwise it's too dour. Only for die hard Radiohead fans.

Talking Book by Stevie Wonder
Apr 05 2024

Pretty funky and groovy, I guess. Superstition is the stand out track, but overall I don't know if this genre/style is my cup of tea so outside of one or two songs there's no point in repeated listens.

Aqualung by Jethro Tull
Apr 06 2024

Yeesh. I can see why people either love or hate progressive rock. It's long and boring and over the top. To be honest, apart from the title song I had never in my life heard any other Jethro Tull work until I listened to this album, while high of course. The flute is distracting. Instead of summoning Hobbits I felt like I wanted to join the Nazgûl and burn the Shire to the ground. On the plus side, Jethro Tull walked ... so that Spinal Tap, especially "Stonehenge" could run.

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Apr 07 2024

Old fashioned rock and roll. Drive around your shitty small town with no specific destination. Drink beer. Pick up chicks. Get rejected by chicks. Fight. Drive. Nostalgia. 🤘

In A Silent Way by Miles Davis
Apr 08 2024

Jazzy. Ok I guess I don't know, jazz all sounds the same to me

Ágætis Byrjun by Sigur Rós
Apr 09 2024

Solid. By coincidence this album was recommended on North American eclipse day 2024. Excellent soundtrack for an eclipse.

Hot Fuss by The Killers
Apr 10 2024

Like it, not love it. I think I was a little too old, too Gen X, when this album came out to fully appreciate it. All the bangers we know and love - "Mr Brightside", "All These Things I've Done" - interspersed with much forgettable filler. Throw a couple of these songs into a Spotify playlist and enjoy once in a while, but the album as a whole? Not so much.

Figure 8 by Elliott Smith
Apr 13 2024

Yeah it's okay

The Clash by The Clash
Apr 14 2024

Yeah it's okay

Pump by Aerosmith
Apr 18 2024
1989 by Taylor Swift
Apr 19 2024

I don't get Swift haters. The songs on this album are impeccably produced, catchy as fuck, and on top of that Taylor is hot. This album is a banger and a hell of a lot better than some of the classic rock shit on this list.

Teenager Of The Year by Frank Black
Apr 22 2024

Okay. One or two catchy songs that jumped out at me. Otherwise just gimme the Pixies.

So by Peter Gabriel
Apr 23 2024

Mercy Street is ok. Same with that song from that John Cusack movie. Otherwise boring and forgettable Baby Boomer music.

Supa Dupa Fly by Missy Elliott
Apr 24 2024

It's hard to rate and rank rap/hip-hop albums because they all kind of sound the same.

Shalimar by Rahul Dev Burman
Apr 25 2024
Stand! by Sly & The Family Stone
Apr 28 2024

Reeks of hippy

Solid Air by John Martyn
Apr 29 2024

Pretty good

Tank Battles by Dagmar Krause
May 01 2024

I ended up finding this on YouTube and it's pretty rad. Spooky cabaret.

Sticky Fingers by The Rolling Stones
May 04 2024

Rockin' and rollin.

The Yes Album by Yes
May 06 2024

Maybe somewhere out there is a prog rock album that isn't utterly stupidly ridiculous. However, "The Yes Album" ain't it.

Suede by Suede
May 12 2024
Africa Brasil by Jorge Ben Jor
May 18 2024

How do you say "smooth" in Portuguese?

Sulk by The Associates
May 22 2024
Live! by Fela Kuti
May 25 2024
Darklands by The Jesus And Mary Chain
May 27 2024
Fuzzy by Grant Lee Buffalo
Jun 03 2024
Superfly by Curtis Mayfield
Jun 04 2024

Smooth.

Made In Japan by Deep Purple
Jun 05 2024

Live albums are pointless.

Copper Blue by Sugar
Jun 06 2024

Meh. Fine songwriting here and there but such a long album.

Green by R.E.M.
Jun 07 2024
Pretzel Logic by Steely Dan
Jun 11 2024

Garbage Boomer nonsense. How can a group of technically talented musicians make something so boring

Being There by Wilco
Jun 13 2024

Of all the boring bands Wilco is one of the boringest

Group Sex by Circle Jerks
Jun 17 2024

Bored Californians make too much noise. American punk scene is and always was trash. Noise.

We Are Family by Sister Sledge
Jun 22 2024

Pretty good for a disco album. I recognize some of the songs remixed in more modern pop songs e.g. he's the greatest dancer in Will Smith's "gettin jiggy with it", plus the influence on Daft Punk is unmistakeable. An album to get up and boogie to, not to listen while lounging in your favorite chair.

xx by The xx
Jun 23 2024
Rio by Duran Duran
Jun 26 2024
Very by Pet Shop Boys
Jun 27 2024
Berlin by Lou Reed
Jun 30 2024
New Wave by The Auteurs
Jul 01 2024

Forgettable

Tidal by Fiona Apple
Jul 04 2024

Mid

Debut by Björk
Jul 07 2024
25 by Adele
Jul 08 2024
The New Tango by Astor Piazzolla
Jul 10 2024

Seems like it doesn't belong in this list. Not because it's not good (or bad), but because it's an album of Tango music.

Jul 14 2024

Awesome album. Forget all the "derp fUcK MorrISEy chuds.". More Morriseys, fewer Billy Braggs.

Jul 17 2024

Surprised. Never heard of this until now. I dig the Phil Spector sound. Solid vocals. Awesome.

1977 by Ash
Jul 19 2024

Good songwriting, catchy with great vocals. Talent here, but ultimately kind of forgettable as it's sounds like so many other 90s rock bands.

2112 by Rush
Jul 23 2024

You know that guy from your shitty home town? The one who everyone thought was cool because he banged chicks, knew where to get the best weed, an always bought beer for the kids? The one who grew up to amount to nothing? The guy who stills lives in the shitty home town, drinks copiously and complains about how today's music sucks? That same guy who's now 54 years old - and while everyone else grew up, started careers, made families, travelled, helped build society - he's on the dole, on his 20th girlfriend in as many years, probably has kids he never sees nor pays for? Rush is his favorite band and this is his favorite album. Zero stars out of five if possible.

Jul 26 2024

I'm glad 1001 albums recommended this, otherwise this would have never been on my radar. Never heard of this band or album until now but it is great. Experimental noise rock, driving beats, some catchy songs in there. Refreshing after having to hear so much Boomer crap. You can only take so much Eagles, Bad Company, Aerosmith tripe. "They Were Wrong, So we Drowned" is a fucking fresh breath of air.

Jul 30 2024

All the excess of 70s rock packed into a double album. Prog rock song that's 8 minutes to long? Check. Stompy call and response sing-a-longs? Check. Mostly forgettable filler songs? Check. Candle in the Wind? One of the most vapid pop songs ever recorded? Check. Fuck this album and everything about it.

OK by Talvin Singh
Jul 31 2024
Penthouse And Pavement by Heaven 17
Aug 04 2024

Starts off with a catchy banger. Followed by more than an hour of forgettable pop twaddle.

Spiderland by Slint
Aug 05 2024

I remember the 90s fondly. I don't remember the 90s being this BORRRRING

A Walk Across The Rooftops by The Blue Nile
Aug 11 2024

Magnificent. Sophisticated pop music that stands head and shoulders above a lot of the drivel that was released in the 1980s. Highly recommended.

More Specials by The Specials
Aug 12 2024

Yikes, who actually listens to this? Are all the stupid stereotypes of soul patched fedora-wearing nerds skankin' on the dance floor true? Shit's unlistenable. Musically, there's nothing special about the Specials. They sound like countless high school bands around the world.

3 + 3 by The Isley Brothers
Aug 16 2024

Meh. Not the worst thing to listen to.

Gentlemen by The Afghan Whigs
Aug 18 2024

Ok I guess. 🤔

Off The Wall by Michael Jackson
Aug 20 2024

Crappy disco album. Just because it's Michael Jackson doesn't mean it's good.

Bland. I skipped through this album trying to find one, ONE, song that I liked. Nothing. Its the soundtrack playing over the closing credits of many an 80s movie. Why is this album listed here? Why is it relevant?

Next by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
Aug 28 2024
Toys In The Attic by Aerosmith
Aug 30 2024

Sweet Emotion is okay but this is a bland album from one of rock's most mid bands. Its a perfectly average rock album which somehow makes it worse than merely being a "bad" album.

Tapestry by Carole King
Aug 31 2024

It's alright.

Hejira by Joni Mitchell
Sep 01 2024
Paranoid by Black Sabbath
Sep 02 2024

Not the best Sabbath album, but still pretty good .

Superfuzz Bigmuff by Mudhoney
Sep 04 2024

Too fucking loud, but okay I guess. Would probably have loved this in high school, but it wasn't on my radar back then.

Miriam Makeba by Miriam Makeba
Sep 05 2024

Odd selection for the list. Twee African music. Why not include Polka or some other regional ethnic shit as well. This album's lame.

Little Earthquakes by Tori Amos
Sep 06 2024

Kate Bush with an American accent? I dunno, I'm a middle aged bloke so maybe it's not meant for me and it's not clicking. Might listen to it again later but right now it's mid.

L'Eau Rouge by The Young Gods
Sep 09 2024

Metal? Proto industrial? Strange French-language cabaret / circus music? I have to give it three stars because I can't decide if I hate it, or haven't yet appreciated how brilliant this might be. Needs more listens for sure.

Harvest by Neil Young
Sep 10 2024
Get Behind Me Satan by The White Stripes
Sep 11 2024

Don't get the big deal with the White Stripes. Mid level rock that any high school garage band plays. Meh.

Welcome To The Pleasuredome by Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Sep 13 2024

Relax is a fun song but the rest of the album is ass. Synthpop twaddle, not in a good way.

Blue Lines by Massive Attack
Sep 14 2024

Without a doubt one of the best albums of the 1990s in any genre.

Low by David Bowie
Sep 16 2024
You Want It Darker by Leonard Cohen
Sep 19 2024

Rough old voice (in a good way). Haunting, enjoyable, but nowhere near Leonard Cohen's best work.

Kala by M.I.A.
Sep 20 2024

Big hit single when it came out, great for its time, but now sounds boring almost a decade later. Others do Asian influenced pop better (Talvin Singh, Asian Dub Foundation etc). This is mid.

Rid Of Me by PJ Harvey
Sep 25 2024

I dunno. Generic angry rock, with a voice that sounds like a pig in heat.

Beyond Skin by Nitin Sawhney
Sep 26 2024

Just awful. Has the potential to be a fantastic and compelling trip hop album. Instead it's a cheesy soundtrack to a 90s British Airways commercial. At best, dentist office music.

Don't Stand Me Down by Dexys Midnight Runners
Oct 03 2024

Forgettable 80s pap. Not worth a first listen let alone a second one.

Make Yourself by Incubus
Oct 04 2024

Pleasant surprise. good rock songs Never heard this album before , nor Incubus generally, but I like it. Very much a product of its late 90s nu metal times, but this is head and shoulders above some of the other players in that genre.

American Idiot by Green Day
Oct 08 2024

Low quality "punk" for middle schoolers.

Vauxhall And I by Morrissey
Oct 09 2024

World needs more Morrissey, less Billy Bragg.

The Cars by The Cars
Oct 10 2024

80s twaddle

Sister by Sonic Youth
Oct 11 2024
Exodus by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Oct 12 2024
Inspiration Information by Shuggie Otis
Oct 13 2024

Boring as shit. Could not tell when one song ended and another began.

Heavy Weather by Weather Report
Oct 14 2024

How can an album be compelling and also really boring at the same time? 🤔

Blue by Joni Mitchell
Oct 15 2024
The Gilded Palace Of Sin by The Flying Burrito Brothers
Oct 23 2024

Just a cringe, twangy country album. There's nothing special nor interesting about this at all.

Olympia 64 by Jacques Brel
Oct 24 2024

Fine. Nothing remarkable.

Lady Soul by Aretha Franklin
Oct 26 2024

Eh, It's just a soul album

Medúlla by Björk
Oct 27 2024

Can't put my fingers on it but there's something very unpleasant sounding in this album.

Melodrama by Lorde
Nov 02 2024

Uninteresting

What's That Noise? by Coldcut
Nov 04 2024

One star because I couldn't find this album anywhere

Fly Or Die by N.E.R.D
Nov 08 2024

The hell is this? Hip hop? Pop? New Jack Swing? Cross-over? Whatever it tried to be, it failed. This is, without hyberbole, one of the WORST albums I've been served on this 1001 list. Ive at least finished listening to all the 1 star albums - here I just found myself skipping every song. SH*T

Brothers by The Black Keys
Nov 09 2024

Its okay

Dear Science by TV On The Radio
Nov 10 2024

It's okay. Bloc Party does this style better though.

Violator by Depeche Mode
Nov 12 2024

One of the best of the era, if not all time

The Coral by The Coral
Nov 17 2024

It's okay

In Utero by Nirvana
Nov 19 2024

Nirvana sucks. Stop mythologizing this overrated high school garage band.

Palo Congo by Sabu
Nov 21 2024

Throbbing jungle ethnic music Not in a good way. This album is stupid, its lobby music while you're checking into a mid 3 star Cuban resort you grabbed through an Expedia Black Friday sale. If you're going to include shit like this on this list why not also include Polka or Yodelling albums, or some swarthy Med playing bouzouki.

Ten by Pearl Jam
Nov 22 2024
1999 by Prince
Nov 26 2024

Garbage music from the most overrated musician in the history of pop and rock. Yes, you read that correctly. Weird little midget gets a few hits here and there but otherwise his output sucks. Fight me, IDGAF.

Vol. 4 by Black Sabbath
Dec 03 2024
Deja Vu by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
Dec 09 2024
The United States Of America by The United States Of America
Dec 13 2024

Hippy crap, possibly one of the worst albums on this lost. The 60s were a shrill and pointless decade. Should have sent a lot more of these spoiled boomers off to die in Vietnam.

Loveless by My Bloody Valentine
Dec 16 2024

No fooling, this is one of the great of the 1990s of not all time. Love it to bits and not just because I'm a proud card carrying Gen x.

Isn't Anything by My Bloody Valentine
Dec 22 2024

Not as good as Loveless by MBV, but still great.

Rapture by Anita Baker
Dec 25 2024
Risque by CHIC
Dec 27 2024

Without this album there'd be no Giorgio Moroder, no Daft Punk, and no countless other musical acts than make us get up and dance. Well done.

Rage Against The Machine by Rage Against The Machine
Jan 03 2025

This is one of the worst things to come out of the 90s. Every song on this is terrible and they all sound the same. Soundtrack to sloppy looking middle aged men mowing their lawn every Saturday. RATM is Limp Bizkit with a Che Guevara flag hanging in the dorm room. All you Rage fans got swindled, hard.

Boston by Boston
Jan 04 2025

King of the dad records.

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme by Simon & Garfunkel
Jan 07 2025

Paul Simon and the other guy are good songwriters, there's no argument there. Unfortunately this album ain't it. The "feeling groovy" song is okay. Rest of it is like the Byrds on heavy sedatives. Pass.

Jan 11 2025

Strong opening track, followed by repetition. Electropop is the disco of the 21st century, take that for what it's worth.

Eliminator by ZZ Top
Jan 12 2025

I do not like this. Surely Dad Rock can do better than this?

Time Out by The Dave Brubeck Quartet
Jan 14 2025
Led Zeppelin IV by Led Zeppelin
Jan 15 2025

Not even the best Led Zed album

Here Are the Sonics by The Sonics
Jan 17 2025

Straight ahead no nonsense balls to the walk rock music. Whats not to like?

Pyromania by Def Leppard
Jan 22 2025

So boring

Tusk by Fleetwood Mac
Jan 25 2025

This album just goes on and on with no reward.

The Chronic by Dr. Dre
Jan 27 2025

Has aged very poorly. The kind of album some suburban Gen X mom would play at top volume on wine night with her girlfriends.

Sign 'O' The Times by Prince
Jan 28 2025

Ive tried to get into Prince, I really have. I dont understand the appeal and the value he brought to pop music.

Amnesiac by Radiohead
Jan 31 2025

In my youth I absolutely loved Radiohead. Looked forward to every new release, hung on their every word, saw them live. Now in my middle aged I'm re-evaluating their work and I can't help feeling I got swindled by the mopy neo-prog rock.

Closer by Joy Division
Feb 06 2025
The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails
Feb 09 2025

So angry. Unlistenable. I hated it in the 90s when I was a teenager and I still hate it today. "A Warm Place" is the only thing approaching a "good song". That includes Closer and Hurt. Dated worse than disco.

Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
Feb 15 2025
Murmur by R.E.M.
Feb 18 2025
Gold by Ryan Adams
Feb 19 2025
KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka
Feb 25 2025
Club Classics Vol. One by Soul II Soul
Feb 26 2025

Absolute Eurotrash bangers. This, and not Nirvana or Nine Inch Nails, is what the 90s were all about.

Scott 2 by Scott Walker
Feb 27 2025
Nevermind by Nirvana
Feb 28 2025

This album doesn't hold up decades later. I think we were all swindled, I mean what on earth were the North American youth so angry about in the early 90s? We need to seriously rethink this album's spot in the Canon.

Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots by The Flaming Lips
Mar 06 2025

It's like a Radiohead album but better, more accessible, more likeable, less grumpy , more listenable, and with fewer dick head fans.

Be by Common
Mar 07 2025
Basket of Light by Pentangle
Mar 09 2025

A soundtrack to walk through the heather and dance around the Maypole at the Shropston-upon-Cringlecrumpet Cabbage festival. It's the scene in Mary Poppins where they jump into the chalk drawing but with sitars and distorted electric guitars. Fab

Play by Moby
Mar 11 2025
Aja by Steely Dan
Mar 15 2025

A soundtrack to doing lines of coke with Ryan O'Neal and David Carradine in a boat off the coast of Santa Barbara in 1979.

Take Me Apart by Kelela
Mar 20 2025

Pass. This, like most modern R&B, all sounds the same.

The Stone Roses by The Stone Roses
Mar 22 2025

Best of its era, one of the best of all time. I stream it constantly plus have vinyl and CD versions of this album.

Manassas by Stephen Stills
Mar 27 2025

Boomer blues and roots rock. Not unpleasant, but nothing special either.

Scum by Napalm Death
Mar 28 2025

Holy shit, no, what the fuck even is this?

Mar 29 2025

At its best, it's an album from a band riding a creative high point. (A Day in the Life, Getting Better, When I'm 64) At its worst, over the top shitty hippy music with all the worst stereotypes of hippy music -- distortion, sitars, cheesy circus music. 3 stars because it's either the best Beatles album or the absolute worst. It can't be both. As for psychedelic music, others did it first AND did it better (Pet Sounds, 13th Floor Elevators, Pink Floyd's Piper at the Gates of Dawn and Saucerful of Secrets, pretty much anything by the Byrds)

Mar 30 2025

As others have mentioned, it's not a very important, essential, or good album if you can't find it anywhere. 👎

Junkyard by The Birthday Party
Mar 31 2025

Nick Cave is one of my all time faves , but this isn't it. Also it's really hard to find this album through streaming services.

Dusty In Memphis by Dusty Springfield
Apr 05 2025

I love her debut "A Girl Called Dusty , had it pop up on this list a few days ago, but this album is boring in comparison.

En-Tact by The Shamen
Apr 06 2025

The music grooves, great beats - could dance to the at a club as much today as in 1990. On the other hand, this album has some of the most asinine lyrics ever recorded. "Human energy overcome the enemy". Yikes. If this were an instrumental record I'd easily give it 5 starts.

That's The Way Of The World by Earth, Wind & Fire
Apr 09 2025

This is fine example of "if you've heard one Soul album you've heard them all". 'Shining Star' is okay. 'Happy Feelin' is okay. The rest of the album likely won't get a second listen from me.

Bossanova by Pixies
Apr 11 2025

Some guitar. Some quiet/LOUD dynamics. Some screaming. Of its time, and influential I suppose just not for me.

Grace by Jeff Buckley
Apr 12 2025
Heartattack And Vine by Tom Waits
Apr 13 2025

I'm always in the mood for drunk-in-the-gutter Tom Waits. Maybe I should finally see a therapist.

The Hour Of Bewilderbeast by Badly Drawn Boy
Apr 14 2025

Great melodies, fab production. Also this album got me through a transitional period in my life and will always be a sentimental favorite. 10/10 would recommend.

Microshift by Hookworms
Apr 16 2025

First time hearing this. It's alright. Catchy. Nothing new or groundbreaking or breathtaking. 3 stars.

Songs The Lord Taught Us by The Cramps
Apr 17 2025

This album's awesome. Imagine 1950s small town America with ice cream shops and drive in movies and "Enchantment Under the Sea" high school dances except everyone is a zombie or vampire or werewolf

Is This It by The Strokes
Apr 19 2025

This IS it. Not too much, just some nepo babies who put together a bar band, used their connections to flash onto a scene that was a little boring at the time. Here we are.

Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield
Apr 20 2025

5 minutes of the famous Exorcist bit followed by prog rock silliness. Ruined my Saturday morning coffee and newspaper reading. Pass.

Diamond Life by Sade
Apr 22 2025

The one song she's known for is right at the beginning, followed by 45 minutes of the most run of the mill R&B. Pass

Joan Baez by Joan Baez
Apr 23 2025

Warbling folk songs. I don't care for her voice.

Let England Shake by PJ Harvey
Apr 24 2025

Yeah, it's an alright rock album. Will listen again in the future.

Natty Dread by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Apr 26 2025

I just can't get into Reggae music. Caribbean Polka music is all it is.

Here, My Dear by Marvin Gaye
Apr 27 2025

Nope. Just some run of the mill soul / R&B record. Want a classic divorce album? Go for Bob Dylan's "Blood on the Tracks"

Buena Vista Social Club by Buena Vista Social Club
Apr 30 2025

One star because I'm bored by this. This is Carribean resort hotel lobby music. I also don't understand what makes some "ethnic music" cool and relevant but not others. This list has Cuban and other Carribean music, music from South America , and from Africa, and reggae. But no J-Rock? No Polka? No Mongolian throat singing?

Brilliant Corners by Thelonious Monk
May 01 2025

Yeah I dunno it's a jazz album - this shit all sounds the same to me.

Channel Orange by Frank Ocean
May 02 2025

Run of the mill R &B album. Boring as a beige wall.

Mott by Mott The Hoople
May 08 2025
One World by John Martyn
May 09 2025

It wasn't that bad, actually

Yank Crime by Drive Like Jehu
May 11 2025

Screamy, but okay. Enjoyed listening to it in the afternoon at work, in a job that's been driving me crazy. Not bad, but it's served its purpose and I doubt I'll ever listen to this again.

Pieces Of The Sky by Emmylou Harris
May 14 2025

If this website has shown me anything it's that "classic" country music is an amazing genre. This album is great.

All Hope Is Gone by Slipknot
May 17 2025

Trash metal for bored suburban teens. Does not belong on this list in any way, shape , or form.

Chris by Christine and the Queens
May 22 2025

Brand new listening, never heard this before but it's a hip, satisfying pop album. 4/5

Led Zeppelin by Led Zeppelin
May 25 2025

There's nothing special about this album.

Are You Experienced by Jimi Hendrix
May 27 2025

Doesn't do anything for me. Just an hour of noodling around on the guitar.

evermore by Taylor Swift
May 28 2025

Swift's 1989 is a 5 star banger of an album that makes me want to dance. This is a teenage girls diary set to whispy piano and guitar, should be tossed in the bin and best forgotten.

Kollaps by Einstürzende Neubauten
May 30 2025

If music is meant to comfort, Kollaps shatters that notion with a sledgehammer wrapped in steel wool and rebar. Einstürzende Neubauten’s debut is not just an album — it’s an act of sonic revolution, a declaration that sound doesn’t need melody to be musical, or harmony to be holy. Released in 1981, Kollaps is an apocalyptic birth cry from the ruins of post-war Berlin, fusing scrap metal, broken glass, power tools, and anguished vocals into a symphony of collapse. From the first strike of percussion that sounds more like a demolition site than a drum kit, you're not listening — you're immersed. Blixa Bargeld doesn’t sing so much as prophesy, his voice echoing like a mad preacher inside an abandoned factory. Tracks like “Tanz Debil” and the title track “Kollaps” reject structure, reject polish, reject anything resembling musical civility — and in doing so, find something deeply human beneath the wreckage. Each piece feels like a confrontation: with society, with conformity, with sound itself. This is not industrial music in the Nine Inch Nails sense — it’s industry itself turned into music. Yet for all its abrasion, there’s a strange beauty in Kollaps. It’s the beauty of entropy, of cities falling and being reborn, of the aesthetic potential of destruction. Neubauten takes the broken pieces of civilization and holds them up like artifacts, sacred and terrible. Essential listening for anyone interested in the outermost limits of what music can be. This is the soundtrack to a world unraveling — and maybe rebuilding, too. Then again, I'm giving this album 5 stars just to be contrary.

Mama's Gun by Erykah Badu
May 31 2025

3/5 run of the mill R and B

Call of the Valley by Shivkumar Sharma
Jun 02 2025

Both versions are boring. I hear this shit when I head down to the restaurant to pick up a chicken vindaloo. Hard pass.

Dance Mania by Tito Puente
Jun 07 2025

Not bad, as far as ethnic albums go.

Hating on U2 is lame. Y'all dislike this album because it's cool to dislike this band. Tight playing, earnestness, soaring lyrics and themes. This is a fantastic album. And, dare I say it, to this is way better than Joshua Tree.

Seventh Tree by Goldfrapp
Jun 10 2025

Pleasant, if a little sleepy. I doubt I'll ever listen to this album again.

Crime Of The Century by Supertramp
Jun 11 2025

Prog rock lite. It's okay I suppose but it lacks the inventiveness and theatricality of better prog rock bands. Hard to believe this and Pink Floyd's Animals are considered to be in the same genre.

To be honest this is a pretty interesting sound collage. No different than you'd find on The Beatles Revolution 9 or Tom Waits Bone Machine or Radiohead's Kid A. People giving this album 1 star are just doing it to fit in. Give it an honest listen.

Logical Progression by LTJ Bukem
Jun 20 2025

The 90s were peak popular culture and smooth, hypnotic drum & bass is proof of that. Fantastic collection.

Pearl by Janis Joplin
Jun 29 2025

I used to love this album , now it's not that interesting anymore.

Exit Planet Dust by The Chemical Brothers
Jul 01 2025

Just as I thought I was starting to get into electronic music of all times I get this served up. Sounds amateurish. Soundtrack to some shitty 90s movie about computer hackers probably.

Faith by George Michael
Jul 02 2025

Schlock

All Hail the Queen by Queen Latifah
Jul 05 2025

It bored me, it sounds dated, I didn't even finish it

Crazysexycool by TLC
Jul 08 2025

As far as hip hop albums go, this one's okay. More remarkable that it's women. (Yes I said that out loud).

Jul 17 2025

Absolute degenerate ghetto trash. Zero stars for these niggas. The decline of Western Civilization in one album.

Too Rye Ay by Dexys Midnight Runners
Jul 19 2025

This band sucks why do they have multiple albums on this list?

Idlewild by Everything But The Girl
Jul 23 2025
Jul 31 2025

Temu Stooges. When your mom says "We have Iggy Pop at home". In retrospect this whole early 2000s rock revival is corny.

The Renaissance by Q-Tip
Aug 12 2025

Every song sounded like the song preceding it and following it. Pass.

Damaged by Black Flag
Aug 15 2025
Truth by Jeff Beck
Aug 20 2025
Clandestino by Manu Chao
Aug 24 2025

Soundtrack for a Mexican restaurant 👎

Sep 02 2025

It's pretty cool I guess. The kind of music you'd hear at Mango or H&M while trying on jumpers.

Blunderbuss by Jack White
Sep 16 2025

Not crappy but still boring

Stankonia by OutKast
Sep 21 2025

Hiphop broadly, Outkast specifically do nothing for me. There are only like 5 good albums in the history of rap. This ain't one of them.

Colour By Numbers by Culture Club
Sep 25 2025

They have more than that one song? I didn't get through the album. Schlock.

Want One by Rufus Wainwright
Sep 26 2025
Signing Off by UB40
Sep 27 2025

Holy shit this album makes me hate reggae more than I already do.

Maggot Brain by Funkadelic
Sep 30 2025

Somebody or some podcast or some blog post or some article told you this was a super amazing album. You wanted to fit in and be hip or whatever so you went along and pretended to like it. Boring. 1/5 stars.

Smile by Brian Wilson
Oct 02 2025
Bummed by Happy Mondays
Oct 03 2025

Once upon a Time Happy Mondays were raucous, wild, but still joyful. This album is none of that.

Kenza by Khaled
Oct 04 2025

Who knew Arabic music could be so dynamite? I had a blast listening to it. The track "El Harba Wine" is the bomb. Ethnic music blah

Countdown To Ecstasy by Steely Dan
Oct 08 2025

Individually, each member of Steely Dan was and is a technically brilliant musician. But together, as a band, they somehow make the shittiest, most boring, most cringeworthy music. Negative 1 million stars.

Green Onions by Booker T. & The MG's
Oct 13 2025

Bit of a silly album innit? Most of the songs have a Benny Hill montage vibe. You known when Benny Hill is chasing bikini clad English girls at 1.5 speed? Yeah. Plus the title track isnt that good. 1/5 stars.

Smash by The Offspring
Oct 14 2025

Takes me back to the early 90s but I don't want to go. 👎

The Wildest! by Louis Prima
Oct 17 2025

Jump jive and wail is an okay song but as a whole this albums really corny

1984 by Van Halen
Oct 19 2025
Legalize It by Peter Tosh
Oct 20 2025

Holy shit I hate reggae. It all sounds the same, prove me wrong. Carribean Polka music.

Rocks by Aerosmith
Oct 25 2025
Devotional Songs by Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Nov 04 2025

Islam is pretty cringe overall, but this qawwal stuff is alright innit? First heard about Nusrat years ago through that warbly, yodeling fella what drowned. The Buckley kid.

Fragile by Yes
Nov 12 2025

Holy crap I hate prog Rock.

Eagles by Eagles
Nov 16 2025
Cypress Hill by Cypress Hill
Nov 18 2025

Shitty degenerate ghetto culture. Nothing of any value on this album.

Atomizer by Big Black
Nov 19 2025

American punk is mostly abrasive noise. This is no exception. Dislike.

Odessa by Bee Gees
Nov 23 2025

I thought disco Bee Gees already sucked, what the hell is this crap?

Opus Dei by Laibach
Nov 24 2025

Sounds like German rock.

The Velvet Underground & Nico by The Velvet Underground
Nov 30 2025

Weird, but good weird. More Revolver or early Dr John than stupid Captain Beefheart or Frank Zappa at their most annoying. It's crazy that this albums holds up well 60 years later.

Bookends by Simon & Garfunkel
Dec 02 2025
Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye
Dec 03 2025

One okay song followed by half an hour of generic soul songs. 👎 So many albums that could be on this list, but we have this instead.

Savane by Ali Farka Touré
Dec 05 2025
Paris 1919 by John Cale
Dec 07 2025

Paris 1919 is the kind of record that shouldn’t work at all—an ornate, bookish, slightly unhinged chamber-pop fever dream from a man who sounds like he’s serenading a collapsing empire—yet it ends up being absurdly, almost annoyingly brilliant. John Cale croons like a polite aristocrat losing his mind in real time, draping his cracked elegance over arrangements so lush they practically faint from their own beauty. The whole album walks a tightrope between pretension and transcendence, and somehow Cale nails both: it’s fussy, overstuffed, maddeningly precious—and absolutely unforgettable.

S&M by Metallica
Dec 09 2025

Live albums are pointless. Live albums with a symphony orchestra are cringe.

Timeless by Goldie
Dec 13 2025

Groovy sounds of 90s London, innit Bruv.

Dirt by Alice In Chains
Dec 14 2025
Heaux Tales by Jazmine Sullivan
Dec 16 2025

What is this retarded shit? DEI album selection?

Porcupine by Echo And The Bunnymen
Dec 17 2025

Porcupine is the sound of Echo & The Bunnymen stepping fully into their role as one of the defining bands of post-punk Britain, while still keeping one foot in the shadows. Where Heaven Up Here was claustrophobic and stormy, Porcupine feels more expansive and deliberate, as if the band have learned how to shape atmosphere into songs that linger rather than simply brood. Will Sergeant’s guitar work is the album’s quiet hero: chiming, watery, and elastic, it gives tracks like “The Cutter” and “Back of Love” a sense of momentum without sacrificing mystery. Ian McCulloch’s vocals are at their most assured here—aloof, dramatic, and occasionally pretentious, but in a way that suits the band’s grand, Romantic vision. There’s a confidence to his delivery that makes even the more opaque lyrics feel purposeful. The album isn’t flawless. Some of the deeper cuts blur together in mood and tempo, and Porcupine lacks the raw danger of the band’s earlier work. But what it gains instead is cohesion and poise. This is Echo & The Bunnymen refining their aesthetic rather than reinventing it, laying the groundwork for the even more polished Ocean Rain. Not their most iconic album, but arguably their most balanced—Porcupine rewards patient listening and confirms the band’s place in the canon of essential early-’80s alternative music.

The Low End Theory by A Tribe Called Quest
Dec 20 2025

The Low End Theory is a timeless record that still sounds fresh decades later. The beats are warm and stripped-down, the bass does the heavy lifting, and every track feels effortless without being lazy. Q-Tip and Phife Dawg trade verses with humor, confidence, and heart, making the album feel both smart and fun. It’s hip-hop that doesn’t shout to prove itself—and that’s exactly why it lasts.

Dec 23 2025

Coldplay’s A Rush of Blood to the Head is a masterclass in emotive, arena-ready alternative rock. From the delicate piano of “Clocks” to the soaring crescendos of “The Scientist” and the urgent, almost brittle energy of “Politik,” the album balances introspection with stadium-sized ambition. Chris Martin’s falsetto and the band’s restrained yet dramatic arrangements create moments of genuine emotional resonance. While some tracks lean a bit too heavily on Coldplay’s trademark earnestness, the album’s consistency and melodic inventiveness make it a standout of early-2000s rock. A richly textured, often stirring listen that solidifies Coldplay’s place in the post-Britpop era.

Dec 24 2025

This is Dwight Yoakam at his most focused and quietly devastating. Buenas Noches from a Lonely Room strips away any lingering novelty around his Bakersfield revivalism and delivers a tight, nocturnal country record obsessed with heartbreak, pride, and emotional stalemates. It’s lean, reverb-soaked, and emotionally adult. The production is crisp but never glossy—twangy guitars snap, drums stay restrained, and Yoakam’s voice sits front and centre, equal parts ache and restraint. Songs don’t sprawl; they brood. Even the up-tempo tracks feel tense rather than celebratory, like motion used to outrun regret. Lyrically, this is classic Yoakam territory: dignity eroding in real time, relationships ending not with explosions but with resignation. There’s a cinematic quality to it—late-night kitchens, empty highways, motel-room clarity. You can hear the West Coast honky-tonk lineage, but it never feels like cosplay; it feels lived-in. Why not a 5? It’s emotionally consistent to the point of monochrome. If you’re not in the mood for melancholy with discipline, it can feel emotionally narrow. But judged on its own terms, it’s one of the strongest statements of late-’80s country—traditional without being backward-looking, polished without losing its soul. If you want proof that country can be cool, spare, and unsentimental, this is one of the records people point to for a reason.

Heroes by David Bowie
Dec 26 2025

★★★★☆ (4/5) Heroes is David Bowie at his most stark, experimental, and emotionally distant—and that’s largely its strength. Side one delivers some of his most enduring work, balancing icy European art-rock with flashes of raw humanity. The title track remains monumental: restrained, obsessive, and quietly defiant rather than triumphant in a conventional sense. The surrounding songs feel angular and anxious, perfectly capturing a sense of alienation and urban tension. Side two is more challenging. The instrumental pieces are atmospheric and conceptually interesting, but they can feel austere and emotionally remote, especially compared to Bowie’s more immediately rewarding albums. Still, they reinforce the album’s identity as a product of a specific place and moment. Heroes may not be Bowie’s most accessible record, but it’s one of his most coherent and influential—an album that rewards mood, patience, and context. Not flawless, but undeniably essential.

Electric by The Cult
Dec 27 2025

Electric is The Cult at their most stripped-down and muscle-bound, but also at their least interesting. The AC/DC-by-way-of-Rick-Rubin approach delivers blunt, crunchy riffs and plenty of swagger, yet the album rarely rises above competent hard rock pastiche. Ian Astbury’s charisma carries a lot of the weight, and there are moments where the raw energy hits just right, but too many tracks blur together into mid-tempo stompers that feel interchangeable. It’s not bad—just aggressively generic, especially when compared to the atmosphere and ambition of the band’s other work. Solid background rock, but far from essential.

Dec 28 2025

ragged, soulful classic that captures Rod Stewart at his peak—raspy, swaggering, and emotionally direct. Every Picture Tells a Story blends folk, blues, rock, and roots music with a looseness that feels lived-in rather than sloppy. “Maggie May” and the title track are deservedly iconic, but the real strength of the album is its consistency and atmosphere: late nights, bad decisions, and hard-won self-knowledge. It’s not polished, and that’s the point. The band sounds like it could fall apart at any moment, yet never does. Honest, masculine, and timeless without trying to be.

Kilimanjaro by The Teardrop Explodes
Dec 30 2025

A fiery, eccentric post-punk gem, Kilimanjaro bursts with jagged energy and infectious hooks, though its uneven production occasionally undercuts the brilliance. Still, it’s a thrilling listen that captures the Teardrop Explodes at their most adventurous.

...Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
Dec 31 2025

A slick, instantly catchy debut that defined late-’90s teen pop, …Baby One More Time is packed with undeniable hits but feels more manufactured than emotionally deep. Still, has some bang her. Oops I mean bangers.

Armed Forces by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Jan 03 2026
Rings Around The World by Super Furry Animals
Jan 04 2026

Fine but forgettable. Not seminal nor important nor "must hear before you die" in any way. Actually the more I think about it. The more lacklustre it is and I will never willingly listen to this ever again.

Ghosteen by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Jan 07 2026

Not the best Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds album, not by a long shot. I know there's tragedy and sorrow behind this album but it sounds like the music Ross Gellar played on Friends. 3/5 only because it's one of my fave bands and one of the all time great bands.

Paul's Boutique by Beastie Boys
Jan 10 2026

Paul’s Boutique sounds like three guys permanently stuck on “my name is ___ and I’m here to say,” stretched across an entire album and buried under clever samples as camouflage. The beats do all the work while the rapping proudly refuses to evolve beyond shouty, first-draft playground rhymes. What fans call “irony” just feels like commitment to being obnoxious on purpose. If this is punk energy, it’s punk that never learned a second chord. Proof that knowing hip-hop history isn’t the same as making enjoyable hip-hop.

Bitte Orca by Dirty Projectors
Jan 12 2026

I'll probably never listen to this album ever again but having said that, it's not bad.

Antichrist Superstar by Marilyn Manson
Jan 13 2026

I don't care what Marilyn Manson the dude did or didn't do.... This album is gay and retarded and useless regardless.

Freak Out! by The Mothers Of Invention
Jan 14 2026

I don't get Frank Zappa, never did. Was he supposed to be like the Weird Al Yankovic of the Baby Boomers? Still, not the worst album on this list.

D by White Denim
Jan 15 2026

Yeah it's okay

Celebrity Skin by Hole
Jan 19 2026

90s sound. I enjoyed it then, but moved on. Pleasant to revisit it but that's it.

Jan 20 2026

★☆☆☆☆ Me Against the World is the kind of rap I absolutely hate: relentlessly self-serious, grievance-soaked, and convinced that brooding equals depth. Track after track leans into paranoia and self-mythologizing, mistaking intensity for insight and repetition for emotional weight, with little variation in mood or texture to give the listener any air. Yes, it’s influential and earnest, but that doesn’t make it engaging—its joylessness, monotony, and clenched-fist worldview turn what’s often praised as “raw” into something I find exhausting and deeply unenjoyable.

Tical by Method Man
Jan 23 2026
Traffic by Traffic
Jan 24 2026

Underwhelming. Dare I say it, really boring. 60s British Blues isn't very interesting.

m b v by My Bloody Valentine
Jan 25 2026
Let Love Rule by Lenny Kravitz
Jan 26 2026

That's a nepo baby, innit?

Queens of the Stone Age by Queens Of The Stone Age
Jan 27 2026

Sounds like a thousand other rock albums. Leave it in the 90s and don't look back.

Sheet Music by 10cc
Jan 31 2026

Absolute crap. Terrible lyrics mixed with overproduced stupid noises. This album is worse than the lowest rated albums on this list, and to be honest deserves the bottom spot.

Bad by Michael Jackson
Feb 05 2026

Wow. Michael Jackson is a one album wonder. Everything outside of Thriller is a miss.

Djam Leelii by Baaba Maal
Feb 09 2026

African music that I've never heard before and likely never will again

Dummy by Portishead
Feb 16 2026
Venus Luxure No. 1 Baby by Girls Against Boys
Feb 18 2026

It's fine Probably won't listen to it again Dissonant and raw, Venus Luxure bleeds and burns, Noisy punk rebirth.

Hypnotised by The Undertones
Feb 20 2026

Truly the most 3/5 album of all time

Street Signs by Ozomatli
Feb 21 2026

I didnt get past the first song, it was that ridiculous.

Stripped by Christina Aguilera
Feb 24 2026
Mask by Bauhaus
Mar 04 2026
Aftermath by The Rolling Stones
Mar 05 2026
Third by Portishead
Mar 08 2026
Moss Side Story by Barry Adamson
Mar 12 2026

What even is this shit? I don't care that he may have been a Bad Seed, this is an utterly ridiculous album.

Zombie by Fela Kuti
Mar 13 2026
Cupid & Psyche 85 by Scritti Politti
Mar 18 2026

Sounds like music for a Caribbean vacation advert. Didn't finish the album. Hard pass.

Mar 19 2026

I like it . The British Eminem? Nah this is head and shoulders above that Detroit poseur. Mike Skinner's a good bloke standing against a lamp post, gladly giving you an extra cigarette. Eminem is the sound of a closeted homosexual punching drywall.

Blur by Blur
Mar 20 2026

Something about this album gives me a headache

Duck Rock by Malcolm McLaren
Mar 24 2026

What is this shit

Trio by Dolly Parton
Mar 31 2026
Moby Grape by Moby Grape
Apr 03 2026

It's an album on this list.

Fuzzy Logic by Super Furry Animals
Apr 04 2026

Britpop was just one big party with bands that sounded exactly the same

Shleep by Robert Wyatt
Apr 05 2026
Slipknot by Slipknot
Apr 07 2026

Retarded

All Directions by The Temptations
Apr 11 2026

One okay song and a bunch of filler.

Drunk by Thundercat
Apr 17 2026

So hip it hurts. It's okay I guess.

Master Of Puppets by Metallica
Apr 20 2026

One okay semi famous song, and a whole bunch of guitar noodling.

Le Tigre by Le Tigre
Apr 23 2026

Silly music

Music by Madonna
Apr 27 2026
Apr 29 2026

Awful album. Terrible band. Worst music genre.

The Only Ones by The Only Ones
May 02 2026

Its okay. Can't rememeber anything about it but it was't bad.

May 03 2026

Fine album but an hour and a half? Just because CD technology allowed such long albums, doesnt mean they should.

Scream, Dracula, Scream by Rocket From The Crypt
May 04 2026

who listened to this in 1995? who listens to it now? I asked around and this album and band didnt register on anyones radar. Not now, not ever.

Siembra by Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
May 07 2026

Not bad, as far as ethnic music goes.

Dust by Screaming Trees
May 18 2026
Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen
May 24 2026
Dare! by The Human League
May 26 2026
Remedy by Basement Jaxx
May 27 2026
Shaft by Isaac Hayes
May 30 2026

Kinda dumb

Pictures At An Exhibition by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Jun 06 2026

Prog rock is bad enough, but a live album of prog rock? Come on bro

Safe As Milk by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
Jun 19 2026
Bongo Rock by Incredible Bongo Band
Jul 01 2026

Apache is alright, but the rest of it is silly

Survivor by Destiny's Child
Jul 08 2026
Elephant by The White Stripes
Jul 15 2026
Yeezus by Kanye West
Jul 20 2026
Grievous Angel by Gram Parsons
Jul 22 2026

Trust fund kid LARPing as a hardscrabble honky tonk hero. No thanks.

Rust In Peace by Megadeth
Jul 25 2026

run of the mill metal album

Triangle by The Beau Brummels
Jul 26 2026
Dry by PJ Harvey
Aug 02 2026
Kenya by Machito
Aug 03 2026

Silly

Nixon by Lambchop
Aug 11 2026

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