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You Love More Than Most
| Album | You | Global | Diff |
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System Of A Down
System Of A Down
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5 | 3.27 | +1.73 |
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Cross
Justice
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5 | 3.28 | +1.72 |
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Gunfighter Ballads And Trail Songs
Marty Robbins
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5 | 3.33 | +1.67 |
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Locust Abortion Technician
Butthole Surfers
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4 | 2.38 | +1.62 |
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Hybrid Theory
Linkin Park
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5 | 3.39 | +1.61 |
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Roots
Sepultura
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4 | 2.79 | +1.21 |
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Among The Living
Anthrax
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4 | 2.85 | +1.15 |
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Moby Grape
Moby Grape
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4 | 2.94 | +1.06 |
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Viva Hate
Morrissey
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4 | 2.96 | +1.04 |
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Sheet Music
10cc
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4 | 2.96 | +1.04 |
You Love Less Than Most
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Exodus
Bob Marley & The Wailers
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1 | 3.94 | -2.94 |
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Graceland
Paul Simon
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1 | 3.74 | -2.74 |
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Catch A Fire
Bob Marley & The Wailers
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1 | 3.63 | -2.63 |
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The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
Lauryn Hill
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1 | 3.63 | -2.63 |
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Illmatic
Nas
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1 | 3.61 | -2.61 |
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Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Wu-Tang Clan
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1 | 3.61 | -2.61 |
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People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm
A Tribe Called Quest
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1 | 3.61 | -2.61 |
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To Pimp A Butterfly
Kendrick Lamar
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1 | 3.61 | -2.61 |
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Natty Dread
Bob Marley & The Wailers
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1 | 3.58 | -2.58 |
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Stankonia
OutKast
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1 | 3.55 | -2.55 |
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Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
3/5
best album of all time in the category of length.
breakdown, american girl
1 likes
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Creedence Clearwater Revival
4/5
i liked all the songs except graveyard train.
Duke Ellington
3/5
Rod Stewart
3/5
Big Rod (that's what his friends call him) knew he was losing me, so he made "I know I'm losing you."
Favorite: I know I'm losing you by Big Rod
David Bowie
3/5
nothing wrong with it, nothing right with it either.
stay
Dexys Midnight Runners
3/5
classic 3. i didnt like it but i can't call it bad. too long.
come on eileen, tsop
Bruce Springsteen
3/5
I imagined Carlton doing his little dance to most of these songs.
downbound train, my hometown, I'm on fire is the best song on the album
2Pac
1/5
bad sounds, bad lyrics, bad length, bad person.
The Yardbirds
3/5
the perfect moment to explain why this only gets a 3. listen to "ever since the world began". hear what happens at 1:11
the nazz are blue, turn into earth, over under sideways down
The Killers
3/5
smile like you mean it is a 5, jenny was a friend of mine was good.
it's front loaded. it falls off and becomes energetic wilco after the first few songs.
Public Enemy
1/5
horrendous.
AC/DC
2/5
I get it. You like sex, man. All the songs sound the same and I only liked Highway to hell.
Johnny Cash
4/5
the man comes around, hurt, bridge over troubled water, i hung my head, we'll meet again.
the other songs were ok
Joy Division
3/5
Bill Evans Trio
3/5
I wasn't in the mood. It was alright.
Jade Visions
Bert Jansch
4/5
I love country music and all my friends agree.
smokey river, veronica, courting blues, angie
Bruce Springsteen
4/5
better than expected. im a big 9/11 fan i guess
nothing man, countin on a miracle, worlds apart is a 5, paradise
David Bowie
3/5
This was a 4 without brian eno
heroes
Van Morrison
2/5
madame george is brutal to get through. this guy made 69 albums and they are all mildly annoying. he made another album while i listened to this.
the way young lovers do
Jean-Michel Jarre
3/5
better than brian eno
part 3, part 6
Dead Kennedys
4/5
not morally straight and differently abled version of system of a down.
holiday in cambodia
Blur
1/5
I paused the album to listen to rammstein's keine lust. that's a great song. listen to that instead. -55 minutes/5
song 2
oasis is way better
Foo Fighters
4/5
listening to some of the absolute garbage on this list has made me appreciate the sounds I like more.
1/5
long and bad
Destiny's Child
2/5
as expected, it was too bootylicious for me.
survivor
Oasis
4/5
not as good as morning glory, still good.
live forever, columbia, supersonic, married with children
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
2/5
dissapointing. it got worse as the album went on. most of the sounds were just there to support his dumb murder lyrics.
song of joy when he doesn't sing is alright.
ABBA
3/5
solid and fun 3.5
dancing queen, knowing me knowing you, arrival, fernando
The Black Keys
3/5
weak 3
tighten up, black mud
D'Angelo
2/5
not as bad as expected
Bad Company
3/5
don't let me down
4/5
I liked most of it.
hello, wonderwall, don't look back in anger, champagne supernova
Pink Floyd
4/5
overrated but not bad. I get it more than the beatles. meaning is subjective by the way.
what i liked: hey you solo, mother, goodbye blue sky, comfortably numb solo, run like hell
The Isley Brothers
3/5
sunshine, summer breeze
Brian Eno
2/5
so boring
Van Morrison
3/5
slightly better than bob dylan. the lyrics seem like the focus, and I don't care about lyrics much.
brand new day, moondance
Massive Attack
2/5
Bob Marley & The Wailers
1/5
I sat through it. where is my medal?
concrete jungle solo
Eminem
1/5
long and bad.
Green Day
3/5
it made me feel like skateboarding to the grocery store to get a vault soda then shooting paintball guns after.
basket case
Robbie Williams
3/5
I also didn't need to listen to this, British guy who made the list.
ego agogo, let me entertain you
Sepultura
3/5
the album felt long and was irritating with mostly no feeling. desperate cry solo.
Nick Drake
3/5
28 minutes of waiting for him to do something.
things behind the sun, parasite
Taylor Swift
3/5
exactly as expected. it reminds me of a less good MGMT
blank space
Morrissey
4/5
extremely classy, i live on the same planet as this guy.
Alsatian cousin, little man, what now, Angel Down We Go Together
3/5
I have nothing to say but it's ok. I don't get it. the Beatles are overrated.
within you, without you because it sounds like nusrat. i can't imagine someone loving that song but not nusrat.
a day in the life is almost a 4.
Elastica
3/5
soft, never here. just like my dad.
Frank Sinatra
2/5
where are all the good frank sinatra songs?
The Girl from Ipanema
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
3/5
better than radiohead
Red Hot Chili Peppers
3/5
under the bridge is one of my favorite songs. the rest of the album is ok. it's too long.
Koffi Olomide
2/5
koffi wrote these special songs for his precious mama. the most not my thing I've ever heard.
Koweït, Rive Gauche
System Of A Down
5/5
The White Stripes
2/5
not seven nation army, not as good as expected. it sounded like they were struggling to come up with content. there's something fake about it. the guy's voice was grating.
Aluminum
Blondie
3/5
there are enjoyable parts all through the album and they ruin it by being poppy right after or during. almost good like a lot of old bands I don't have nostalgia for.
one way or another, heart of glass
Moby Grape
4/5
I was noting the songs I enjoyed and realized it was most of the album.
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
3/5
first 30 minutes are just ok. I couldn't pick out something I liked on the bonus tracks because they do too much on them. no theme, just jamming. too much jamming.
electricity
Lauryn Hill
1/5
Everything you drop is so tired
Music is supposed to inspire
the message of everything is everything was okay. Done way better in other songs/talks.
Pink Floyd
3/5
I waited for the right mood. It didn't blow me away, it's just alright. Time.
The Beach Boys
3/5
Manu Chao
3/5
R.E.M.
3/5
Radiohead
2/5
whiny vocals. very boring. exit music (for a film) made me want to exit music (in real life). a few good parts i guess. karma police ok.
Pavement
2/5
they stopped trying halfway through. in the mouth a desert was good.
Arctic Monkeys
3/5
solid. like a nice big dump.
Nas
1/5
bad message, problematic language, made by jerks and most importantly boring.
Fugees
2/5
Too long and I hate it. This is a music album, yet they have little skit things for half of it. Enya is the reason this gets two stars instead of one.
DJ Shadow
4/5
I enjoyed all of it. Especially the number song. shoutout to orion
The Youngbloods
3/5
The Byrds
2/5
Mostly bad. Tribal gathering was ok.
The Beach Boys
1/5
dont judge an album by its cover. this is very bad.
Blur
2/5
most average background music ive ever heard. second half is better.
Common
1/5
Why are these songs so bad? It's the questions. Actual worst album I've ever listened to.
Stan Getz
3/5
Desafinado, Samba Triste
Steely Dan
3/5
not offensive or special.
kings solo
Michael Kiwanuka
3/5
He no Frankiestein, He hero.
TV On The Radio
3/5
Stork and owl
Wire
2/5
Seth Putnam's band with bad song names. pink flag
Pixies
4/5
something against you, gigantic, where is my mind
Ice Cube
1/5
better than common, public enemy and nas. worse than everything else. zero.
Favorites:
Kraftwerk
3/5
I didn't need to listen to this, and it didn't need to be made. I didn't enjoy or hate it.
Led Zeppelin
4/5
I like the first 4 songs. When the levee breaks is my favorite.
Talking Heads
2/5
some good points, some bad points. mildly annoying. repetitive, meaning I didn't like what they were repeating. cities.
Manic Street Preachers
3/5
normal human music for normal human consumption. its a 2 but im giving it a 3 because it might grow on me and I don't want this to get pavemented.
Daft Punk
2/5
around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world
Favorite: Rollin' & Scratchin'
Van Halen
4/5
runnin with the devil, aint talkin bout love, im the one, atomic punk, ice cream man. great guitars.
Iggy Pop
3/5
boring, not the passenger. china girl is off. mass production is cheeks. i was not hypnotized. the 3 is for quality like anita baker.
funtime
Mott The Hoople
3/5
i have very little feeling listening to this. this is an album of music.
violence guitars, El Camino Dolo Roso
Anita Baker
3/5
She has a good voice. It's not my type of music.
you bring me joy
Judas Priest
4/5
grinder and the rage. i like the energy of judas priest and the solos.
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
3/5
mildly unenjoyable. next was hairable. if i was born in 1958 this would've been my favorite album.
Neil Young
3/5
it made me relaxed and wasn't entertaining. Albuquerque.
Creedence Clearwater Revival
3/5
I didn't like it as much as bayou country. bad moon rising
3/5
voce gosta. ez 3
The Prodigy
3/5
good: their law, full throttle.
repetitive and long
Caetano Veloso
2/5
good elevator music.
clarice
Yes
4/5
good version of pink floyd
roundabout, mood for a day, heart of the sunrise
Wilco
2/5
your granny with dementia thinks this is nirvana. it's just a long stream of depressing rock music with nothing to latch on to. it got a tiny bit better at the end. overall, it made me feel bad and not in a good way.
pot kettle black
The Stone Roses
3/5
the album was a letdown after the first song. i wanna be adored is a 5. the rest are mostly 2s.
The Who
2/5
loud and bad quality. they're too happy. same problem i have with the beatles
instant party
Metallica
4/5
classy message. there are better Metallica albums.
one, blackened, justice for all, to live is to die, dyers eve.
Nico
2/5
I could shit a better album.
winter song
3/5
pros: aggressive drums, second half adds interesting sounds to the noise. I did need to hear this.
cons: first half sounds like random noise, the good parts are too short except on good ole days.
songs with good parts: good ole days, feet music, broad way blues, space church, zig zag, mob job
Harry Nilsson
3/5
"American Beatle" his voice offends me a little. I like without you too much to give it a 2.
William Orbit
2/5
unoffensive background music. If I was on a bipolar mood stabilizer, this would be a 5. I didn't need to listen to this.
water from a vine leaf.
Bebel Gilberto
2/5
I have no connection to this. It's like she's a different species.
Samba E Amor
Bob Dylan
3/5
I have no nostalgia for this. Every song sounds the same except for lyrics.
Idiot Wind
Kendrick Lamar
3/5
this might be my favorite rap album. i don't like the politics but it's easy to ignore. almost classy message on some songs.
swimming pools, bitch don't kill my vibe for the lyrics, backseat freestyle, good kid instrumental
David Bowie
4/5
Soft 4
Queen Bitch is a 5, Life on Mars, Quicksand
Red Hot Chili Peppers
4/5
First half is a 5, second half is a 3.
parallel universe, scar tissue, otherside, californication, easily
3/5
the singing is cheeks, the instrumental is alfa. weak 3
beetles in the bog, four cornered room instrumental and harmonizing.
Lorde
3/5
where is royals? it's just okay like the Beatles.
homemade dynamite, hard feelings first half, writer in the dark
Louis Prima
3/5
it sounds like music I've liked. it's slightly thuggish even in 1956.
I ain't got nobody
Rush
4/5
the vocals grew on me with how they used them. especially on soliloquy. the instrumentals are very good.
overture, Soliloquy, Grand Finale, Passage to Bangkok, something for nothing
Supergrass
2/5
the arctic monkeys and beatles had a special baby.
strange ones
UB40
1/5
I sat through this reggae album. Man, I'm tolerant. They bait every song. "Oh, this one might be different!" I think. Nope, same song again. One love, One Sound, One Star.
The Sabres Of Paradise
3/5
too long. not as bad as expected. it has moments where it's good.
ballad of nicky mcguire after 3 minutes, the end of return to planet d, tow truck minus the sirens.
Peter Gabriel
2/5
Boring and not for me. If you are into astrology this is a 5.
we do what we're told
Earth, Wind & Fire
3/5
easy to listen to, good length, i didn't enjoy it, it's well made.
shining star, classy message in all about love
Dwight Yoakam
3/5
They call me Big Country Man, I love country music.
home of the blues, buenes noches, hold on to god
Steely Dan
2/5
cheesy, boring music you hear at a sandals resort. enjoy your nostalgia.
There were 22 seconds of Josie I enjoyed.
Ash
2/5
not as good as the first song promises. a lot of the songs sound the same. i liked it less as it went on. the singer is cheeks. disappointing. 2.5
lose control
50 Cent
2/5
way too long. i like his individualism. its nonthreatening. better vocals, instrumentals and message than 90s rap. it sounds like he has less ego than them too.
in da club (like me 24/7), 21 questions
FKA twigs
2/5
good length, the r&b influence and her voice are mildly annoying. the xx is better. 2.5
closer
David Bowie
4/5
it has the same feeling as johnny cash's last album.
blackstar, lazarus
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
3/5
best album of all time in the category of length.
breakdown, american girl
Mekons
2/5
the album felt longer than 35 minutes. vocals are booty buttcheeks. there are sections that are almost good.
instrumental parts of trouble down south and darkness and doubt
Public Enemy
2/5
it's mostly bad but i enjoyed it the same as peter gabriel and more than reggae and common.
Louder than a bomb has mildly relatable lyrics, She watch channel zero has nice instrumentals.
Sparks
4/5
that's not a lady, that's a jewish man, baby. it's good.
here in heaven, lost and found
The Streets
2/5
bad everything. brutal 50 minutes. i can't wait to forget about this album. not bad enough for a 1 (which makes it worse in a way) and I never want to see or hear about this again. thanks, o'british guy.
Burning Spear
1/5
🗑️
The Rolling Stones
4/5
more bowlcut british pop. the length of the album is respectful of my finite time on this earth. none of my favorite rolling stones songs are on this. it grew on me and i like it better than the beatles. weak 4
I'm a king bee, walking the dog
SAULT
1/5
wildfires instrumental
Ian Dury
3/5
even more barely ok british guy music. side one is mostly cheeks. side two is better.
plaistow patricia, blackmail man
AC/DC
4/5
back in black, i hit the sack. im black
Goldie
1/5
this isn't timeless. it's 2 hours of boring. listen to "summoning redemption" by morbid angel instead. That song has a great respect for my time.
Favorite song: Summoning Redemption by Morbid Angel
New Order
3/5
not even blue monday. also orgy does blue monday better. ezzzzzzzzzzz dab dab dab fart song.
guilty partner, vanishing point
Radiohead
2/5
Though it reached number four on the UK Albums Chart, The Bends failed to build on the success of "Creep" (Radioman's only good song according to factual sources) outside the UK.
Just, Fade out
Also that album cover is cheeks
Violent Femmes
3/5
a perfectly fine album for british guy's 1001 albums he personally loves list. 3.5
Gimme the car(no give me the car)
Marty Robbins
5/5
EZiest 45 minutes of my life. it was a pleasure.
Big Iron, Master's call
John Lennon
4/5
As we all were, I was indoctrinated with "Imagine" as a kid. "Crippled inside" might be the classiest song I've ever heard. Yeah, Gimme some truth.
Count Basie & His Orchestra
4/5
midnite blue
Tim Buckley
2/5
idc about tim buttley's beta xylophone, his bad voice or his bad length songs.
dream letter was a 4.
The Specials
1/5
it's worse than pure reggae because it's harder to tune out. 🗑️
Peter Tosh
1/5
Don't do drugs, kids.
ZZ Top
4/5
alfa. better than expected. last few songs get a little boring. 3.5
got me under pressure
Keith Jarrett
3/5
Good enough to earn its length. I didn't appreciate his moaning or the clapping bt audience. the actual music was fine. The second half was better.
Wu-Tang Clan
1/5
mostly terrible
Favorite Song: After Laughter by Wendy Rene
Arcade Fire
3/5
45 minutes of "it's fine I guess"
no cars go
Tina Turner
3/5
The extra tracks are usually a waste of life but "I wrote a letter" is actually a good song.
Pere Ubu
1/5
purposely bad. fuck off.
Os Mutantes
3/5
respectful length. kurt cobain had mildy ok taste in music. too beatle like for me.
Le Premier Bonheur du Jour, Ave Gengis Khan
Jimi Hendrix
2/5
disrespectful of my time and boring. the last 2 songs are fine but not worth the hour plus of waste.
Led Zeppelin
3/5
too long, still good. i like 4 better. 3.5
kashmir
The Divine Comedy
3/5
good length, didn't annoy me, nothing special. most 3/5 album ive ever heard.
Pearl Jam
4/5
a little too long. very good hits. the second half is noticeably not as good. especially the poopy buttcheek bt toxic chanting crap at the end.
Black, Even Flow
LCD Soundsystem
3/5
bad length. I would have loved this 10 years ago. strong 3
someone great
Madonna
2/5
Madonna doesn't know who she is at 80 and she really hopes you'll like her music. 🤡 It will break her heart if you don't. 💔
Skin
Dinosaur Jr.
3/5
good length, they trolled too much for a 4. 3.5
sludgefeast
The Offspring
4/5
good length, strong 4, most songs sound very similar but I like the sound.
self esteem, keep em separated (hell yeah brother), not the one
Iron Maiden
4/5
alfa length, alfa album
prowler, remember tomorrow
The Velvet Underground
1/5
bad length. I really don't like 8 minute monologues about shit I don't care about. I also dislike boring 17 minute songs about ding dongs. dogshit tier.
I also don't really like the sound of the real songs either.
American Music Club
3/5
average length. average album 2.5
Adele
3/5
bad length, a couple of the hits were ok
rolling in the deep
Deee-Lite
2/5
annoying. the reason I thought I didn't like electronic music.
Mike Ladd
2/5
more like mike badd. I was the first to say this, anyone else who says that stole it and is a bt
Van Halen
4/5
good length weak 4
top jimmy instrumentals
Suzanne Vega
3/5
good length. normal human music. 3.5
small blue thing
10cc
4/5
good length, better than expected. nice guitar parts, has elements of what I like in music, also feels slightly classy? hotel is the only bad song.
the worst band in the world.
Simon & Garfunkel
2/5
it all sounds the same and its ok i guess. gets really annoying toward the end.
Music 2.75/5, Length: 6/5, Message and Artist: 1/5
Scarborough fair
The Police
2/5
boring, mother is MAMAcheeks.
every breath you take
Jack White
3/5
average length, slightly boring, the white stripes are a 1 hit wonder.
trash tongue talker
Richard Thompson
3/5
good length
calvary cross, the great valerio
Eels
3/5
singer is kinda bad, i dont like the instrumentals on a bunch of the songs. i empathize with the anxiety expressed.
not ready yet, mental
Kraftwerk
3/5
good length
spacelab
Lou Reed
2/5
bad length
men of good message
The Zombies
3/5
no i dont like this sound, short enough that its less annoying plus 2 ok songs.
hung up on a dream, time of the season
Nirvana
4/5
the worst nirvana album.
heart shaped box, dumb, all apologies
Stan Getz
3/5
nice background music.
Little Richard
3/5
alfa length, it all sounds the same.
Janelle Monáe
2/5
horrendous length.
cold war
Flamin' Groovies
3/5
GL, B
T. Rex
3/5
almost good sometimes.
ballroom of mars
Guns N' Roses
4/5
alfa
it's so EZ giving this a 4
Lightning Bolt
2/5
From the wikipedia, "a truly challenging listening experience"
I need challenged listening experiences only.
Charles Mingus
3/5
Waylon Jennings
3/5
alfa length, i didnt feel much.
you ask me to
Sly & The Family Stone
3/5
we should all sing track 2 together.
everyday people
Don McLean
3/5
kinda boring, good length, 3.5
babylon
Brian Eno
3/5
better than his ambient shit.
on some faraway beach
The Darkness
4/5
alfa
I Believe in a Thing Called Love
The Doors
3/5
boring beginning, gets better in the middle, good last song. 3.5
riders on the storm
Simon & Garfunkel
2/5
kinda boring 2.5
if i could
The Human League
3/5
IDNTHT
Steely Dan
3/5
Good length, I dont like steely dans general style. its not bad quality.
charlie freak reminded me of roscoe and east st louis reminded me of fallout.
in charlie freak, the part when he sings "Five nights without a bite" is what i dont like about steely dan. most of the album is like that part.
Big Black
2/5
big black what?
passing complexion
Willie Nelson
4/5
First 5 songs are very good. Gets weaker as it goes.
The Rolling Stones
3/5
Sympathy For The Devil only. the rest of the album is just sitting there.
Christina Aguilera
2/5
way too long. good message in beautiful and fighter 2.5
White Denim
3/5
fuck flutes
burnished, back at the farm
Linkin Park
5/5
my childhood length
Bob Dylan
3/5
boring. story telling is not how I interact with music. b side is way better. A side is 2, B side is 3.5
gates of eden
Miriam Makeba
2/5
first half is better 2.5
suliram
Mike Oldfield
3/5
i liked the second half
New Order
3/5
mildly annoying generic 80s music
John Grant
4/5
Good message in a few of the songs
The White Stripes
3/5
20-30 minutes too long. 3.5
seven nation army, ball and biscuit
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
3/5
The Band
2/5
the weight 2.5
Joni Mitchell
3/5
good length 3.5
Orbital
1/5
trash 🗑️
Curtis Mayfield
3/5
good length
pusherman
Stevie Wonder
3/5
nothing wrong with it. it's boring to me and I hate the album art.
The The
2/5
boring waste of time. just like the band name. 2.5
Beastie Boys
2/5
bad and annoying
Kings of Leon
3/5
Sex On Fire, Notion
The Crusaders
1/5
bad and boring
Santana
2/5
MAMA
Beck
2/5
beck cares about the "artistic process" more than the finished product. whatever the fuck that means. 🗑️
Motörhead
4/5
alfa strong 4. some filler.
Baaba Maal
1/5
It's like wearing the championship shirt of the team that lost last year.
Björk
2/5
bad length. nothing to grab onto except bjööbs in her music video for pagan poetry. better than bob dylan. he doesn't have bjööbs.
Solomon Burke
3/5
Stephen Stills
2/5
some nice guitar solos in shit songs. boomer message.
Cypress Hill
1/5
I endure
Bob Dylan
2/5
Eagles
3/5
take it easy 3.5
The Police
3/5
message in a bottle only
Jane's Addiction
3/5
too long
three days
3/5
In my heart there is a star named horses in my dreams.
Sleater-Kinney
4/5
strong guitars, I've given worse a 4 (foo fighters)
Jenny
Arcade Fire
4/5
If Brandon Donlon was an album.
the suburbs
Soundgarden
3/5
too long, got mildly annoying after black hole sun. 3.5
Sonic Youth
2/5
good guitars once in a while. mote is the song where i realized this is a 2.
Elliott Smith
3/5
The trick is to avoid this type of thought process. Even if it feels like a delusion to you. Good length.
ZZ Top
3/5
I listened.
Ramones
3/5
good length. other genres should have the lack of ego like punk. that being said, it was ok.
The Adverts
3/5
I hope the next album is nevermind.
Erykah Badu
1/5
ez 5 for nirvana
Beck
3/5
Slint
3/5
washer, specifically the end.
Bobby Womack
2/5
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
1/5
N.W.A.
1/5
better than expected 1.5
Missy Elliott
1/5
soooooooo long and soooooooo bad. doesn't even have her lil flip it and reverse it song.
Napalm Death
1/5
British guy picked this to be on the 1001 albums list and not Bathory because of his Anglocentrism.
R.E.M.
3/5
I lost my religion listening to this.
Lana Del Rey
3/5
pretty boring. weak 3
The Hives
3/5
Bri'ish guy's neuw fauvouriuteu baund u
M.I.A.
2/5
Metallica
3/5
What I like about Metallica is the aggressiveness. the orchestra works against that. and it's a bad length. it might be good if you've never heard the songs before.
The Smiths
3/5
i listened. the music is ok. the message is ignorant of reality.
Eric Clapton
2/5
eric clappin them cheekz
Paul McCartney and Wings
3/5
vocals arent my thing, band on the run is ok, i hate that twisty instrument they have in every song.
Talking Heads
2/5
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
3/5
Air
2/5
Interstellar is MY favorite movie and the soundtrack is great. They should put that on here instead. idc about british guy's movie I've never seen.
Lou Reed
2/5
lou reed is a BITCH
Hot Chip
3/5
motion sickness, flutes 3.5
Radiohead
2/5
worse than their greys anatomy stuff
David Bowie
3/5
David Bowie/5
Tito Puente
2/5
poopy twisting instrument bad.
Ice Cube
1/5
super predator
The Byrds
3/5
FUCK Byrds
Sex Pistols
4/5
oy mate, rare bri'ish W
liar, anarchy in the uk, pretty vacant
Black Flag
2/5
boring
OutKast
2/5
worst length ive ever seen. (interlude) only hey ya (interlude) and Roses (lil big man intro) (interlude)
Prince
2/5
The KLF
2/5
mildly subpar
build a fire
Nightmares On Wax
2/5
Van Morrison
1/5
i hate this guy
Paul Simon
1/5
fuck off
Patti Smith
3/5
less annoying than it should be on paper. better than everything bob dylan ever did.
Dr. John
1/5
this shit sucks balls and not in a good way. no offense. 1.5
R.E.M.
4/5
I like REM. They are solid. Especially for this list.
Malcolm McLaren
1/5
a garbage dump if you will.
The Go-Betweens
3/5
ok
The Cure
3/5
a forest ez 3
Amy Winehouse
2/5
bad length, instruments are just there to showcase her weird voice, every song is exactly the same. that being said, it is music which warrants a 2 for this list.
Spiritualized
3/5
the first song is very good. the rest not so much.
Todd Rundgren
3/5
bad length, cool album cover, I don't like the 70's sound, I might listen again. ez 3
zen archer
Meat Loaf
3/5
ok
Siouxsie And The Banshees
3/5
Guided By Voices
3/5
Top 28 Hits
The Smashing Pumpkins
4/5
The world is a vampire
Fela Kuti
2/5
mildly bad
Liz Phair
2/5
not great
M.I.A.
2/5
1.75 for paper planes. the rest is a dirty asshole filled with maggot rich hot garbage. also, paper planes isn't that great either. no offense.
Marvin Gaye
2/5
Jeff Beck
3/5
cool guitar
Marianne Faithfull
3/5
Little Simz
2/5
better than 90s rap, still dont like it.
Miles Davis
3/5
The La's
3/5
slightly less good REM
Shuggie Otis
2/5
The Notorious B.I.G.
1/5
long and bad
Def Leppard
3/5
Janis Joplin
3/5
Cocteau Twins
3/5
Pretenders
3/5
This album has a longer run time than most average LP's therefore to achieve maximum effect. SKIP AROUND
Pink Floyd
3/5
The Pharcyde
1/5
Various Artists
4/5
good era for christmas music
The Gun Club
3/5
it all sounds the same
Small Faces
2/5
BBC (Boring British Crap)
Green Day
3/5
I thought it was just ok when it came out and my opinion hasn't changed.
Muddy Waters
2/5
yeah keep repeating the same thing over and over. FUCK vocals.
Aimee Mann
2/5
whatever idc
Jimmy Smith
3/5
Tears For Fears
3/5
shout
Iggy Pop
3/5
the passenger 3.5
Soft Cell
3/5
Cheap Trick
2/5
boring and long as fuck.
Sarah Vaughan
3/5
Black Sabbath
3/5
John Lennon
2/5
Aretha Franklin
2/5
boring
Roxy Music
2/5
above 2 but not 3
Pulp
3/5
Run-D.M.C.
1/5
amazing
Joni Mitchell
3/5
Brian Eno
2/5
Ranking the guitar solos of "The sound of perseverance" by Death
1. to forgive is to suffer: I'm a sucker for when bands go above and beyond what I'm expecting.
2. moment of clarity: This one feels epic like they knew it was their last song, I get that feeling a lot when listening to this entire album.
3. story to tell: same feeling as moment of clarity
4. scavenger of human sorrow: fast and vicious
5. Spirit Crusher: still great but not as much as the first 4
6. Bite the pain: same as spirit crusher
7. Flesh and the power it holds: slow and a little boring compared to the rest
Honorable Mentions: Voice of the soul is a very good song but it seems like cheating to rank it as a solo since the whole song is a solo. Painkiller is a great cover but it's not a Death song or solo.
Otis Redding
3/5
fine
Yes
3/5
rush better. 3.5
Mylo
2/5
Review of Bathory- Nordland I
One of the root reasons I like Nordland is that it reminds me of my teenage years in Pittsburgh during the dead of winter. Specifically when I moved to a new house and got these delicious chicken salad wraps from a gas station called sheetz. This was the album I was listening to.
Then, after repeat listens throughout the years I developed a taste for Bathory's unique sound.
Maybe Mylo is that artist for you, it's not for me.
Other than the song "call from the grave" I don't really like the true black metal albums of bathory, just the viking ones hammerheart, nordland I, and blood fire death. 5/5
Bob Dylan
2/5
lol long and bad. if i still listened to full albums on this list, I would be PISSED and my kidney stone would act up again.
OutKast
1/5
ms jackson is a 3.5
Queen
4/5
really good for 1975. ez 4
The Mamas & The Papas
4/5
California dreamin' mostly but I've given worse a 4
Ice T
1/5
2 soundtrack songs I currently enjoy listening to.
Fargo, North Dakota (from Fargo)
Raphael's Final Act
The Allman Brothers Band
3/5
a little better than normal 3.5
Booker T. & The MG's
3/5
yeah no gay ass vocals to make me hate it. no offense.
A Tribe Called Quest
1/5
Two songs by Orchid I like,
Epilogue of a car crash: The best part is around 2:30 in the song when they combine the brooding first part and the heavy second.
T120: It reminds me of a good version of 93696 by Liturgy (the transgender band)
4/5 for those 2 songs. I can't and or won't comment on orchid as a whole or a tribe called quest.
The Rolling Stones
2/5
slightly boring and long
Elbow
3/5
Optional Album Review. Add it before you vote below.
Alice Cooper
3/5
Alic3 Coop3r
The Thrills
3/5
Here are two things I appreciate about South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem.
1. She is very good looking. I don't live in South Dakota but I can appreciate this from far away.
2. Kristi has a commanding presence in interviews. She won't let you push her around. My reference point for this opinion is a time I saw her on Face the Nation with Margeret Brennan. I also appreciate Margeret Brennan.
So much for the city didn't give me as many thrills as watching a Kristi Noem interview.
The Flaming Lips
2/5
Raekwon
1/5
Evidence a stupid conservative gave for thinking Taylor Swift is a man.
1. The powers that be (he doesn't clarify who they are) like word games so they made the first two letters of Taylor Swift's name T and S. The same letters of Trans-sexual.
2. She has a "power jaw" "massive forehead" and "castrado proportions" He also exclaimed "that ain't a woman's shape"
3. Travis Kelce took the jab and he's supposedly manly so liberals don't want him to be gay.
I disavow all 3 of these reasons. I think Taylor Swift is a woman. There are biological women with her body shape and facial structure. Mr. Conservative has an agenda for wanting Travis Kelce to be gay. He acts like she was created in a lab and some devious scientist was rubbing his hands together and laughing while naming her.
Thank you for reading my review of Raekon's Only built for cuban latinx
Goldfrapp
3/5
fine i guess whatever idc
3/5
Ranking the 3 taco bell sauces I've tried that U2 can get at Wal-mart or any other grocery store of your choice.
Just a little backstory before I get to the list. I like hot sauce on eggs. Especially fried eggs. Over the past few weeks I've gotten pretty darn (sorry for the language) good at flipping eggs without breaking the yolk. I'm also pretty good at timing each side of the egg so the white is fully cooked but the yolk isn't. A perfect gooey creamy yolk.
I'll make some toast, butter those bad boys up, slap those eggs on the plate and then cover them with hot sauce. Here is my taco bell hot sauce ranking.
1. Fire Sauce- Perfect amount of spice, good flavor. I always get this one when it's in stock.
2. Mild Sauce- Good flavor but it's mild like the name says.
3. Diablo Sauce- It's just too spicy and too sweet at the same time. It also made me blow up the toilet which is not ideal.
Thanks for reading my important ranking on this important bri'ish list.
Michael Jackson
2/5
bad
Carpenters
3/5
Justice
5/5
Not only did I listen to the whole thing. I listened three times. It was a pleasure.
genesis and one minute to midnight are the best songs
Dolly Parton
3/5
Butthole Surfers
4/5
less trolling and I might have scored it higher. great band name.
Pixies
4/5
above par
Death In Vegas
2/5
rough
Bob Marley & The Wailers
1/5
My glasses broke recently. I purchased a specific screwdriver for it but then lost the screw. The next week I got screws for it but none of them fit, so I had to have MAMA bring them to the eyeglass store. Now my glasses are fixed.
Coldcut
1/5
Taher Shah, the pakistani singer is more of a cowboy than catturd. You can call him cringe but all he did was make a song honoring his son, wife and humanity. What does catshit honor?
Here is a quote from Shah's song "Angel"
We can all be angels.
A human like an angel.
Shines as a star.
The angel's character speaks like a flower.
The stars are decorated by angels.
Like the dew fills petals of a flower.
All angels remain quiet.
Like those flower that persist silent.
But spread their essence but always reside jovial.
Here is a quote from Catturd
Dear Liberals, I turned on all my gas stove eyes today and let them run for no reason and there's nothing you can do about it but cry.
The Rolling Stones
3/5
Michael Jackson
3/5
Dusty Springfield
4/5
MAMA said. I didn't skip anything. I even listened to the bonus tracks.
Fats Domino
3/5
shoutout to the fats 3.5
The Doors
3/5
i didnt skip much. 3.5
3/5
Bad Brains
2/5
it sounds like thugs trying to make classy music.
Baaba Maal
1/5
im darth maul
Deep Purple
3/5
Steely Dan
2/5
holy shit
Jefferson Airplane
3/5
3.5 for somebody to love
Gang Of Four
2/5
Beatles
2/5
Kate Bush
2/5
bad. only good if it gets meme'd
Fred Neil
3/5
Beatles
2/5
i dont get it
Iron Maiden
4/5
it was a mild pleasure.
hallowed be thy name
Nirvana
5/5
it was a pleasure.
Bob Dylan
2/5
life is too short to listen to bob dylan
The Stooges
4/5
better than expected. nice guitar. A+ for creativity. low 4
first 2 songs are the best
Doves
3/5
LL Cool J
1/5
Here is a list of attractive political commentators that if given the opportunity, I would gp ppp.
1. Natasha Bertrand
2. Alexi McCammond
3. Elise Jordan
4. Jackie Alemany
5. Melanie Zanona
Jurassic 5
2/5
mildly less bad
Joni Mitchell
2/5
yeah lets see the next album.
The Dictators
2/5
The Jesus And Mary Chain
2/5
god idc 2.5
Ray Charles
4/5
pleasant
Spiritualized
2/5
Eagles
3/5
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
2/5
not my thing
Weather Report
2/5
idc
Alice Cooper
2/5
good length
Femi Kuti
1/5
Amazing. Keep up the good work!
Kendrick Lamar
1/5
Awesome thanks
Pavement
3/5
Elis Regina
2/5
yeah go cinco de mayo
Eminem
1/5
yeah i love free speech.
The Monkees
2/5
Nice effort, sweaty
Chicago
3/5
Kanye West
1/5
skim this album hard and fast if you are an alpha who doesn't have time for things they don't like.
Thin Lizzy
3/5
The Doors
2/5
Digital Underground
1/5
awesome thanks
Radiohead
3/5
2+2=5 is like a bad system of a down song which means its ok.
Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart
2/5
1.5
Simple Minds
2/5
do something, bums
Def Leppard
2/5
FUCK deaf leopards
Pixies
4/5
Hey, Debaser
Ali Farka Touré
2/5
awesome thanks
Kraftwerk
2/5
There's not enough going on.
John Coltrane
2/5
2.5
Robert Wyatt
3/5
beatles
Sugar
2/5
Why grunge died. This being compared to Nevermind is an abomination. No intensity, lighthearted, low IQ horseshit. NO TALENT! no offense.
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
1/5
idc
Minor Threat
3/5
This album is one of the white sheep on the cover.
Morrissey
4/5
3 for the music +1 for classiness.
Crowded House
3/5
ok
Ali Farka Touré
3/5
i like the style and instruments but not the singing 3.5
Adam & The Ants
2/5
What is this an album for ants?
The Soft Boys
2/5
amazing beatles influence
Sufjan Stevens
3/5
Aerosmith
2/5
idc
Hookworms
3/5
3.5
Grateful Dead
2/5
tucker carlson's favorite band
Depeche Mode
3/5
The Depeche mode sound is like salt on fries. I don't want a whole bowl of salt, I just want a little salt on my fries.
Peter Gabriel
2/5
Peter Gabriel 2.5
Bob Marley & The Wailers
1/5
innovative and culturally important. Wow!
Fleetwood Mac
4/5
go your own way, the chain
The Cure
4/5
ez anglo list 4 (3.5)
CHVRCHES
3/5
i got bored 15 minutes in. the mother we share has a little spark of something.
Peter Gabriel
2/5
i needed 3 peter gabriel albums, thanks!
KISS
2/5
these thug adjacent dudes only made music to get with women 50 years ago. why should i care?
Madonna
2/5
Queen Latifah
1/5
incredible queensmanship
Bon Jovi
4/5
4 for wanted dead or alive and livin on a prayer. idc about their filler
Anthrax
4/5
4 for bri ish guy list, 3.5 for rym
Drive-By Truckers
1/5
fuck you
Tim Buckley
2/5
best left to be forgotten with time
The Who
3/5
what an enjoyable first song and then they beatles'd all over the place for the rest of it.
fIREHOSE
3/5
Kanye West
1/5
tantric bile- cursed conception (2024) is a better album than this.
Rahul Dev Burman
2/5
idc
The Cult
3/5
they are only on the list because of their nationality. (bri'ish)
Talking Heads
3/5
Sonic Youth
3/5
Nirvana with less going on and no nostalgia.
Jazmine Sullivan
1/5
idc
The B-52's
3/5
Coldplay
3/5
idc soft 3 radiohead sounding ass
Nine Inch Nails
2/5
fuck noise, do better. or dont idc. i listened to the free bird solo instead.
Hole
3/5
The Velvet Underground
2/5
Meat Puppets
3/5
3.5
Billy Bragg
2/5
Korn
2/5
i understand people not liking soad or linkin park now a bit. 2.5
Aerosmith
3/5
Sepultura
4/5
British boy put this on the list because of the tribal sounds. He hates metal.
Buzzcocks
3/5
Dr. Octagon
1/5
Pet Shop Boys
2/5
Being Boring
k.d. lang
2/5
concerning
Paul Revere & The Raiders
3/5
Jane Weaver
3/5
i got bored but it took awhile. 3.5
Throwing Muses
2/5
annoying
The War On Drugs
2/5
Parliament
2/5
Fiona Apple
2/5
3/5
2/5
wow
Grateful Dead
2/5
music that some may use their ears to hear.
The Stooges
2/5
Ms. Dynamite
1/5
The Beta Band
3/5
BETA
Kid Rock
1/5
awesome thanks
The Dave Brubeck Quartet
3/5
The Beta Band
2/5
Beta
Orbital
1/5
id kill myself if i had to listen to this whole album.
Lynyrd Skynyrd
4/5
yeah free birds
Slayer
4/5
alfa strong 4
Ryan Adams
1/5
I didn't even listen to this album. I'm giving it 1 star for that cover. Fuck you.