1001 Albums Summary

i liked all the songs except graveyard train.

Big Rod (that's what his friends call him) knew he was losing me, so he made "I know I'm losing you." Favorite: I know I'm losing you by Big Rod

nothing wrong with it, nothing right with it either. stay

classic 3. i didnt like it but i can't call it bad. too long. come on eileen, tsop

I imagined Carlton doing his little dance to most of these songs. downbound train, my hometown, I'm on fire is the best song on the album

bad sounds, bad lyrics, bad length, bad person.

the perfect moment to explain why this only gets a 3. listen to "ever since the world began". hear what happens at 1:11 the nazz are blue, turn into earth, over under sideways down

smile like you mean it is a 5, jenny was a friend of mine was good. it's front loaded. it falls off and becomes energetic wilco after the first few songs.

horrendous.

I get it. You like sex, man. All the songs sound the same and I only liked Highway to hell.

the man comes around, hurt, bridge over troubled water, i hung my head, we'll meet again. the other songs were ok

I wasn't in the mood. It was alright. Jade Visions

I love country music and all my friends agree. smokey river, veronica, courting blues, angie

better than expected. im a big 9/11 fan i guess nothing man, countin on a miracle, worlds apart is a 5, paradise

This was a 4 without brian eno heroes

madame george is brutal to get through. this guy made 69 albums and they are all mildly annoying. he made another album while i listened to this. the way young lovers do

better than brian eno part 3, part 6

not morally straight and differently abled version of system of a down. holiday in cambodia

I paused the album to listen to rammstein's keine lust. that's a great song. listen to that instead. -55 minutes/5 song 2 oasis is way better

listening to some of the absolute garbage on this list has made me appreciate the sounds I like more.

long and bad

as expected, it was too bootylicious for me. survivor

not as good as morning glory, still good. live forever, columbia, supersonic, married with children

dissapointing. it got worse as the album went on. most of the sounds were just there to support his dumb murder lyrics. song of joy when he doesn't sing is alright.

solid and fun 3.5 dancing queen, knowing me knowing you, arrival, fernando

weak 3 tighten up, black mud

not as bad as expected

don't let me down

I liked most of it. hello, wonderwall, don't look back in anger, champagne supernova

overrated but not bad. I get it more than the beatles. meaning is subjective by the way. what i liked: hey you solo, mother, goodbye blue sky, comfortably numb solo, run like hell

sunshine, summer breeze

so boring

slightly better than bob dylan. the lyrics seem like the focus, and I don't care about lyrics much. brand new day, moondance

I sat through it. where is my medal? concrete jungle solo

long and bad.

it made me feel like skateboarding to the grocery store to get a vault soda then shooting paintball guns after. basket case

I also didn't need to listen to this, British guy who made the list. ego agogo, let me entertain you

the album felt long and was irritating with mostly no feeling. desperate cry solo.

28 minutes of waiting for him to do something. things behind the sun, parasite

exactly as expected. it reminds me of a less good MGMT blank space

extremely classy, i live on the same planet as this guy. Alsatian cousin, little man, what now, Angel Down We Go Together

I have nothing to say but it's ok. I don't get it. the Beatles are overrated. within you, without you because it sounds like nusrat. i can't imagine someone loving that song but not nusrat. a day in the life is almost a 4.

soft, never here. just like my dad.

where are all the good frank sinatra songs? The Girl from Ipanema

better than radiohead

under the bridge is one of my favorite songs. the rest of the album is ok. it's too long.

koffi wrote these special songs for his precious mama. the most not my thing I've ever heard. Koweït, Rive Gauche

not seven nation army, not as good as expected. it sounded like they were struggling to come up with content. there's something fake about it. the guy's voice was grating. Aluminum

there are enjoyable parts all through the album and they ruin it by being poppy right after or during. almost good like a lot of old bands I don't have nostalgia for. one way or another, heart of glass

I was noting the songs I enjoyed and realized it was most of the album.

first 30 minutes are just ok. I couldn't pick out something I liked on the bonus tracks because they do too much on them. no theme, just jamming. too much jamming. electricity

Everything you drop is so tired Music is supposed to inspire the message of everything is everything was okay. Done way better in other songs/talks.

I waited for the right mood. It didn't blow me away, it's just alright. Time.

whiny vocals. very boring. exit music (for a film) made me want to exit music (in real life). a few good parts i guess. karma police ok.

they stopped trying halfway through. in the mouth a desert was good.

solid. like a nice big dump.

bad message, problematic language, made by jerks and most importantly boring.

Too long and I hate it. This is a music album, yet they have little skit things for half of it. Enya is the reason this gets two stars instead of one.

I enjoyed all of it. Especially the number song. shoutout to orion

Mostly bad. Tribal gathering was ok.

dont judge an album by its cover. this is very bad.

most average background music ive ever heard. second half is better.

Why are these songs so bad? It's the questions. Actual worst album I've ever listened to.

Desafinado, Samba Triste

not offensive or special. kings solo

He no Frankiestein, He hero.

Stork and owl

Seth Putnam's band with bad song names. pink flag

something against you, gigantic, where is my mind

better than common, public enemy and nas. worse than everything else. zero. Favorites:

I didn't need to listen to this, and it didn't need to be made. I didn't enjoy or hate it.

I like the first 4 songs. When the levee breaks is my favorite.

some good points, some bad points. mildly annoying. repetitive, meaning I didn't like what they were repeating. cities.

normal human music for normal human consumption. its a 2 but im giving it a 3 because it might grow on me and I don't want this to get pavemented.

around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world Favorite: Rollin' & Scratchin'

runnin with the devil, aint talkin bout love, im the one, atomic punk, ice cream man. great guitars.

boring, not the passenger. china girl is off. mass production is cheeks. i was not hypnotized. the 3 is for quality like anita baker. funtime

i have very little feeling listening to this. this is an album of music. violence guitars, El Camino Dolo Roso

She has a good voice. It's not my type of music. you bring me joy

grinder and the rage. i like the energy of judas priest and the solos.

mildly unenjoyable. next was hairable. if i was born in 1958 this would've been my favorite album.

it made me relaxed and wasn't entertaining. Albuquerque.

I didn't like it as much as bayou country. bad moon rising

voce gosta. ez 3

good: their law, full throttle. repetitive and long

good elevator music. clarice

good version of pink floyd roundabout, mood for a day, heart of the sunrise

your granny with dementia thinks this is nirvana. it's just a long stream of depressing rock music with nothing to latch on to. it got a tiny bit better at the end. overall, it made me feel bad and not in a good way. pot kettle black

the album was a letdown after the first song. i wanna be adored is a 5. the rest are mostly 2s.

loud and bad quality. they're too happy. same problem i have with the beatles instant party

classy message. there are better Metallica albums. one, blackened, justice for all, to live is to die, dyers eve.

I could shit a better album. winter song

pros: aggressive drums, second half adds interesting sounds to the noise. I did need to hear this. cons: first half sounds like random noise, the good parts are too short except on good ole days. songs with good parts: good ole days, feet music, broad way blues, space church, zig zag, mob job

"American Beatle" his voice offends me a little. I like without you too much to give it a 2.

unoffensive background music. If I was on a bipolar mood stabilizer, this would be a 5. I didn't need to listen to this. water from a vine leaf.

I have no connection to this. It's like she's a different species. Samba E Amor

I have no nostalgia for this. Every song sounds the same except for lyrics. Idiot Wind

this might be my favorite rap album. i don't like the politics but it's easy to ignore. almost classy message on some songs. swimming pools, bitch don't kill my vibe for the lyrics, backseat freestyle, good kid instrumental

Soft 4 Queen Bitch is a 5, Life on Mars, Quicksand

First half is a 5, second half is a 3. parallel universe, scar tissue, otherside, californication, easily

the singing is cheeks, the instrumental is alfa. weak 3 beetles in the bog, four cornered room instrumental and harmonizing.

where is royals? it's just okay like the Beatles. homemade dynamite, hard feelings first half, writer in the dark

it sounds like music I've liked. it's slightly thuggish even in 1956. I ain't got nobody

the vocals grew on me with how they used them. especially on soliloquy. the instrumentals are very good. overture, Soliloquy, Grand Finale, Passage to Bangkok, something for nothing

the arctic monkeys and beatles had a special baby. strange ones

I sat through this reggae album. Man, I'm tolerant. They bait every song. "Oh, this one might be different!" I think. Nope, same song again. One love, One Sound, One Star.

too long. not as bad as expected. it has moments where it's good. ballad of nicky mcguire after 3 minutes, the end of return to planet d, tow truck minus the sirens.

Boring and not for me. If you are into astrology this is a 5. we do what we're told

easy to listen to, good length, i didn't enjoy it, it's well made. shining star, classy message in all about love

They call me Big Country Man, I love country music. home of the blues, buenes noches, hold on to god

cheesy, boring music you hear at a sandals resort. enjoy your nostalgia. There were 22 seconds of Josie I enjoyed.

not as good as the first song promises. a lot of the songs sound the same. i liked it less as it went on. the singer is cheeks. disappointing. 2.5 lose control

way too long. i like his individualism. its nonthreatening. better vocals, instrumentals and message than 90s rap. it sounds like he has less ego than them too. in da club (like me 24/7), 21 questions

good length, the r&b influence and her voice are mildly annoying. the xx is better. 2.5 closer

it has the same feeling as johnny cash's last album. blackstar, lazarus

best album of all time in the category of length. breakdown, american girl

the album felt longer than 35 minutes. vocals are booty buttcheeks. there are sections that are almost good. instrumental parts of trouble down south and darkness and doubt

it's mostly bad but i enjoyed it the same as peter gabriel and more than reggae and common. Louder than a bomb has mildly relatable lyrics, She watch channel zero has nice instrumentals.

that's not a lady, that's a jewish man, baby. it's good. here in heaven, lost and found

bad everything. brutal 50 minutes. i can't wait to forget about this album. not bad enough for a 1 (which makes it worse in a way) and I never want to see or hear about this again. thanks, o'british guy.

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more bowlcut british pop. the length of the album is respectful of my finite time on this earth. none of my favorite rolling stones songs are on this. it grew on me and i like it better than the beatles. weak 4 I'm a king bee, walking the dog

wildfires instrumental

even more barely ok british guy music. side one is mostly cheeks. side two is better. plaistow patricia, blackmail man

back in black, i hit the sack. im black

this isn't timeless. it's 2 hours of boring. listen to "summoning redemption" by morbid angel instead. That song has a great respect for my time. Favorite song: Summoning Redemption by Morbid Angel

not even blue monday. also orgy does blue monday better. ezzzzzzzzzzz dab dab dab fart song. guilty partner, vanishing point

Though it reached number four on the UK Albums Chart, The Bends failed to build on the success of "Creep" (Radioman's only good song according to factual sources) outside the UK. Just, Fade out Also that album cover is cheeks

a perfectly fine album for british guy's 1001 albums he personally loves list. 3.5 Gimme the car(no give me the car)

EZiest 45 minutes of my life. it was a pleasure. Big Iron, Master's call

As we all were, I was indoctrinated with "Imagine" as a kid. "Crippled inside" might be the classiest song I've ever heard. Yeah, Gimme some truth.

midnite blue

idc about tim buttley's beta xylophone, his bad voice or his bad length songs. dream letter was a 4.

it's worse than pure reggae because it's harder to tune out. 🗑️

Don't do drugs, kids.

alfa. better than expected. last few songs get a little boring. 3.5 got me under pressure

Good enough to earn its length. I didn't appreciate his moaning or the clapping bt audience. the actual music was fine. The second half was better.

mostly terrible Favorite Song: After Laughter by Wendy Rene

45 minutes of "it's fine I guess" no cars go

The extra tracks are usually a waste of life but "I wrote a letter" is actually a good song.

purposely bad. fuck off.

respectful length. kurt cobain had mildy ok taste in music. too beatle like for me. Le Premier Bonheur du Jour, Ave Gengis Khan

disrespectful of my time and boring. the last 2 songs are fine but not worth the hour plus of waste.

too long, still good. i like 4 better. 3.5 kashmir

good length, didn't annoy me, nothing special. most 3/5 album ive ever heard.

a little too long. very good hits. the second half is noticeably not as good. especially the poopy buttcheek bt toxic chanting crap at the end. Black, Even Flow

bad length. I would have loved this 10 years ago. strong 3 someone great

Madonna doesn't know who she is at 80 and she really hopes you'll like her music. 🤡 It will break her heart if you don't. 💔 Skin

good length, they trolled too much for a 4. 3.5 sludgefeast

good length, strong 4, most songs sound very similar but I like the sound. self esteem, keep em separated (hell yeah brother), not the one

alfa length, alfa album prowler, remember tomorrow

bad length. I really don't like 8 minute monologues about shit I don't care about. I also dislike boring 17 minute songs about ding dongs. dogshit tier. I also don't really like the sound of the real songs either.

average length. average album 2.5

bad length, a couple of the hits were ok rolling in the deep

annoying. the reason I thought I didn't like electronic music.

more like mike badd. I was the first to say this, anyone else who says that stole it and is a bt

good length weak 4 top jimmy instrumentals

good length. normal human music. 3.5 small blue thing

good length, better than expected. nice guitar parts, has elements of what I like in music, also feels slightly classy? hotel is the only bad song. the worst band in the world.

it all sounds the same and its ok i guess. gets really annoying toward the end. Music 2.75/5, Length: 6/5, Message and Artist: 1/5 Scarborough fair

boring, mother is MAMAcheeks. every breath you take

average length, slightly boring, the white stripes are a 1 hit wonder. trash tongue talker

good length calvary cross, the great valerio

singer is kinda bad, i dont like the instrumentals on a bunch of the songs. i empathize with the anxiety expressed. not ready yet, mental

good length spacelab

bad length men of good message

no i dont like this sound, short enough that its less annoying plus 2 ok songs. hung up on a dream, time of the season

the worst nirvana album. heart shaped box, dumb, all apologies

nice background music.

alfa length, it all sounds the same.

horrendous length. cold war

GL, B

almost good sometimes. ballroom of mars

alfa it's so EZ giving this a 4

From the wikipedia, "a truly challenging listening experience" I need challenged listening experiences only.

alfa length, i didnt feel much. you ask me to

we should all sing track 2 together. everyday people

kinda boring, good length, 3.5 babylon

better than his ambient shit. on some faraway beach

alfa I Believe in a Thing Called Love

boring beginning, gets better in the middle, good last song. 3.5 riders on the storm

kinda boring 2.5 if i could

IDNTHT

Good length, I dont like steely dans general style. its not bad quality. charlie freak reminded me of roscoe and east st louis reminded me of fallout. in charlie freak, the part when he sings "Five nights without a bite" is what i dont like about steely dan. most of the album is like that part.

big black what? passing complexion

First 5 songs are very good. Gets weaker as it goes.

Sympathy For The Devil only. the rest of the album is just sitting there.

way too long. good message in beautiful and fighter 2.5

fuck flutes burnished, back at the farm

my childhood length

boring. story telling is not how I interact with music. b side is way better. A side is 2, B side is 3.5 gates of eden

first half is better 2.5 suliram

i liked the second half

mildly annoying generic 80s music

Good message in a few of the songs

20-30 minutes too long. 3.5 seven nation army, ball and biscuit

the weight 2.5

good length 3.5

trash 🗑️

good length pusherman

nothing wrong with it. it's boring to me and I hate the album art.

boring waste of time. just like the band name. 2.5

bad and annoying

Sex On Fire, Notion

bad and boring

MAMA

beck cares about the "artistic process" more than the finished product. whatever the fuck that means. 🗑️

alfa strong 4. some filler.

It's like wearing the championship shirt of the team that lost last year.

bad length. nothing to grab onto except bjööbs in her music video for pagan poetry. better than bob dylan. he doesn't have bjööbs.

some nice guitar solos in shit songs. boomer message.

I endure

take it easy 3.5

message in a bottle only

too long three days

In my heart there is a star named horses in my dreams.

strong guitars, I've given worse a 4 (foo fighters) Jenny

If Brandon Donlon was an album. the suburbs

too long, got mildly annoying after black hole sun. 3.5

good guitars once in a while. mote is the song where i realized this is a 2.

The trick is to avoid this type of thought process. Even if it feels like a delusion to you. Good length.

I listened.

good length. other genres should have the lack of ego like punk. that being said, it was ok.

I hope the next album is nevermind.

ez 5 for nirvana

washer, specifically the end.

better than expected 1.5

soooooooo long and soooooooo bad. doesn't even have her lil flip it and reverse it song.

British guy picked this to be on the 1001 albums list and not Bathory because of his Anglocentrism.

I lost my religion listening to this.

pretty boring. weak 3

Bri'ish guy's neuw fauvouriuteu baund u

What I like about Metallica is the aggressiveness. the orchestra works against that. and it's a bad length. it might be good if you've never heard the songs before.

i listened. the music is ok. the message is ignorant of reality.

eric clappin them cheekz

vocals arent my thing, band on the run is ok, i hate that twisty instrument they have in every song.

Interstellar is MY favorite movie and the soundtrack is great. They should put that on here instead. idc about british guy's movie I've never seen.

lou reed is a BITCH

motion sickness, flutes 3.5

worse than their greys anatomy stuff

David Bowie/5

poopy twisting instrument bad.

super predator

FUCK Byrds

oy mate, rare bri'ish W liar, anarchy in the uk, pretty vacant

boring

worst length ive ever seen. (interlude) only hey ya (interlude) and Roses (lil big man intro) (interlude)

mildly subpar build a fire

i hate this guy

fuck off

less annoying than it should be on paper. better than everything bob dylan ever did.

this shit sucks balls and not in a good way. no offense. 1.5

I like REM. They are solid. Especially for this list.

a garbage dump if you will.

ok

a forest ez 3

bad length, instruments are just there to showcase her weird voice, every song is exactly the same. that being said, it is music which warrants a 2 for this list.

the first song is very good. the rest not so much.

bad length, cool album cover, I don't like the 70's sound, I might listen again. ez 3 zen archer

ok

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The world is a vampire

mildly bad

not great

1.75 for paper planes. the rest is a dirty asshole filled with maggot rich hot garbage. also, paper planes isn't that great either. no offense.

cool guitar

better than 90s rap, still dont like it.

slightly less good REM

long and bad

This album has a longer run time than most average LP's therefore to achieve maximum effect. SKIP AROUND

good era for christmas music

it all sounds the same

BBC (Boring British Crap)

I thought it was just ok when it came out and my opinion hasn't changed.

yeah keep repeating the same thing over and over. FUCK vocals.

whatever idc

shout

the passenger 3.5

boring and long as fuck.

boring

above 2 but not 3

amazing

Ranking the guitar solos of "The sound of perseverance" by Death 1. to forgive is to suffer: I'm a sucker for when bands go above and beyond what I'm expecting. 2. moment of clarity: This one feels epic like they knew it was their last song, I get that feeling a lot when listening to this entire album. 3. story to tell: same feeling as moment of clarity 4. scavenger of human sorrow: fast and vicious 5. Spirit Crusher: still great but not as much as the first 4 6. Bite the pain: same as spirit crusher 7. Flesh and the power it holds: slow and a little boring compared to the rest Honorable Mentions: Voice of the soul is a very good song but it seems like cheating to rank it as a solo since the whole song is a solo. Painkiller is a great cover but it's not a Death song or solo.

fine

rush better. 3.5

Review of Bathory- Nordland I One of the root reasons I like Nordland is that it reminds me of my teenage years in Pittsburgh during the dead of winter. Specifically when I moved to a new house and got these delicious chicken salad wraps from a gas station called sheetz. This was the album I was listening to. Then, after repeat listens throughout the years I developed a taste for Bathory's unique sound. Maybe Mylo is that artist for you, it's not for me. Other than the song "call from the grave" I don't really like the true black metal albums of bathory, just the viking ones hammerheart, nordland I, and blood fire death. 5/5

lol long and bad. if i still listened to full albums on this list, I would be PISSED and my kidney stone would act up again.

ms jackson is a 3.5

really good for 1975. ez 4

California dreamin' mostly but I've given worse a 4

2 soundtrack songs I currently enjoy listening to. Fargo, North Dakota (from Fargo) Raphael's Final Act

a little better than normal 3.5

yeah no gay ass vocals to make me hate it. no offense.

Two songs by Orchid I like, Epilogue of a car crash: The best part is around 2:30 in the song when they combine the brooding first part and the heavy second. T120: It reminds me of a good version of 93696 by Liturgy (the transgender band) 4/5 for those 2 songs. I can't and or won't comment on orchid as a whole or a tribe called quest.

slightly boring and long

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Here are two things I appreciate about South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem. 1. She is very good looking. I don't live in South Dakota but I can appreciate this from far away. 2. Kristi has a commanding presence in interviews. She won't let you push her around. My reference point for this opinion is a time I saw her on Face the Nation with Margeret Brennan. I also appreciate Margeret Brennan. So much for the city didn't give me as many thrills as watching a Kristi Noem interview.

Evidence a stupid conservative gave for thinking Taylor Swift is a man. 1. The powers that be (he doesn't clarify who they are) like word games so they made the first two letters of Taylor Swift's name T and S. The same letters of Trans-sexual. 2. She has a "power jaw" "massive forehead" and "castrado proportions" He also exclaimed "that ain't a woman's shape" 3. Travis Kelce took the jab and he's supposedly manly so liberals don't want him to be gay. I disavow all 3 of these reasons. I think Taylor Swift is a woman. There are biological women with her body shape and facial structure. Mr. Conservative has an agenda for wanting Travis Kelce to be gay. He acts like she was created in a lab and some devious scientist was rubbing his hands together and laughing while naming her. Thank you for reading my review of Raekon's Only built for cuban latinx

fine i guess whatever idc

Ranking the 3 taco bell sauces I've tried that U2 can get at Wal-mart or any other grocery store of your choice. Just a little backstory before I get to the list. I like hot sauce on eggs. Especially fried eggs. Over the past few weeks I've gotten pretty darn (sorry for the language) good at flipping eggs without breaking the yolk. I'm also pretty good at timing each side of the egg so the white is fully cooked but the yolk isn't. A perfect gooey creamy yolk. I'll make some toast, butter those bad boys up, slap those eggs on the plate and then cover them with hot sauce. Here is my taco bell hot sauce ranking. 1. Fire Sauce- Perfect amount of spice, good flavor. I always get this one when it's in stock. 2. Mild Sauce- Good flavor but it's mild like the name says. 3. Diablo Sauce- It's just too spicy and too sweet at the same time. It also made me blow up the toilet which is not ideal. Thanks for reading my important ranking on this important bri'ish list.

bad

Not only did I listen to the whole thing. I listened three times. It was a pleasure. genesis and one minute to midnight are the best songs

less trolling and I might have scored it higher. great band name.

above par

rough

My glasses broke recently. I purchased a specific screwdriver for it but then lost the screw. The next week I got screws for it but none of them fit, so I had to have MAMA bring them to the eyeglass store. Now my glasses are fixed.

Taher Shah, the pakistani singer is more of a cowboy than catturd. You can call him cringe but all he did was make a song honoring his son, wife and humanity. What does catshit honor? Here is a quote from Shah's song "Angel" We can all be angels. A human like an angel. Shines as a star. The angel's character speaks like a flower. The stars are decorated by angels. Like the dew fills petals of a flower. All angels remain quiet. Like those flower that persist silent. But spread their essence but always reside jovial. Here is a quote from Catturd Dear Liberals, I turned on all my gas stove eyes today and let them run for no reason and there's nothing you can do about it but cry.

MAMA said. I didn't skip anything. I even listened to the bonus tracks.

shoutout to the fats 3.5

i didnt skip much. 3.5

it sounds like thugs trying to make classy music.

im darth maul

holy shit

3.5 for somebody to love

bad. only good if it gets meme'd

i dont get it

it was a mild pleasure. hallowed be thy name

it was a pleasure.

life is too short to listen to bob dylan

better than expected. nice guitar. A+ for creativity. low 4 first 2 songs are the best

Here is a list of attractive political commentators that if given the opportunity, I would gp ppp. 1. Natasha Bertrand 2. Alexi McCammond 3. Elise Jordan 4. Jackie Alemany 5. Melanie Zanona

mildly less bad

yeah lets see the next album.

god idc 2.5

pleasant

not my thing

idc

good length

Amazing. Keep up the good work!

Awesome thanks

yeah go cinco de mayo

yeah i love free speech.

Nice effort, sweaty

skim this album hard and fast if you are an alpha who doesn't have time for things they don't like.

awesome thanks