Sep 16 2022
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At Newport 1960
Muddy Waters
I know I am supposed to be blown away by this. Maybe at the time it was revolutionary. But this does nothing for me.
2
Sep 19 2022
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London Calling
The Clash
Punk has gotten so much better. This record is okay I guess. I am sure it was jaw dropping at the time.
2
Sep 20 2022
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Live At The Star Club, Hamburg
Jerry Lee Lewis
The fact that it's short helps this album a lot. It really does feel like the same song over and over.
2
Sep 21 2022
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Rumours
Fleetwood Mac
I mean. This record is the classic album. 5 stars.
4
Sep 22 2022
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The Message
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
This is a fun record. 80s hip hop is so different to what we have today. And this is a great entry into that world.
4
Sep 23 2022
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Five Leaves Left
Nick Drake
This is a classic for me. I love this record.
5
Sep 26 2022
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The Chronic
Dr. Dre
This is still a great record. But you have to be in the right head space for it. Times have changed and some of the content has not aged well.
4
Sep 27 2022
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Aja
Steely Dan
This is not a good record. 90% of it is filler. May be a competitor for most dad rock album of all time.
1
Sep 28 2022
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Merriweather Post Pavilion
Animal Collective
When this record first came out, everyone was glowing over it. I liked it okay, but it makes you work too hard for the quality of it. It's different. But just to be different.
4
Sep 29 2022
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Live At The Regal
B.B. King
Okay I guess
3
Sep 30 2022
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Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath
Just because something is a first, doesn't mean it's good. There is some passable stuff on this record. But you have to wait for it. And the solos are so out of place. Where's the flow?
2
Oct 03 2022
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Arrival
ABBA
Ugh. I work hard not to yuk peoples yum. When ABBA comes up, I respect peoples opinion. But this is utter shit.
1
Oct 04 2022
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Fever To Tell
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
I recognized the singles from this record but I am not sure if I ever heard the entire thing. It's got some great moments but too few ideas are reused too often. Overall this is a great album, but it's not as consistent as some of the other records on this list.
3
Oct 05 2022
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Haut de gamme / Koweït, rive gauche
Koffi Olomide
The early 90's synth piano sounds on this record really have not aged well. Other than that, this is a great record. Not in my wheel house but good for what it is. I just struggle to get over those synth drums and trumpets.
2
Oct 06 2022
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evermore
Taylor Swift
This album is total trash. I knew of Swift but hadn't heard much of her music before this. I have no idea how this would end up on a list of greatest albums. There's nothing here of value.
1
Oct 07 2022
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Blue
Joni Mitchell
I like this. It's really good.
4
Oct 10 2022
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Kenya
Machito
This was a fun album. Short and different from what I am used too.
4
Oct 11 2022
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At San Quentin
Johnny Cash
I love everything about this album. It's perfect.
5
Oct 12 2022
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Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
OutKast
There is a lot of cool stuff in here. But it's all burried because the record is just too long.
3
Oct 13 2022
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Very
Pet Shop Boys
3
Oct 14 2022
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Moving Pictures
Rush
Great record. I loved it.
5
Oct 17 2022
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Marcus Garvey
Burning Spear
I have never enjoyed reggae music as a style. But I respect the protest and social activism involved. Having said that, this record is fine. Nothing in here sticks out to me, but I am not an expert in this style.
3
Oct 18 2022
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Can't Buy A Thrill
Steely Dan
This is the best Steely Dan record. And it still sucks.
1
Oct 19 2022
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It's A Shame About Ray
The Lemonheads
Early 90's alternative has not aged well. This is fine but really boring.
3
Oct 20 2022
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Raw Like Sushi
Neneh Cherry
The hit is pretty good I suppose. But this is just early 90s pop. Not for me.
2
Oct 21 2022
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Ragged Glory
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
As with all Neil Young; songs are awesome, vocals are bad.
4
Oct 24 2022
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Nebraska
Bruce Springsteen
Too country for my taste. And I like the e street band stuff. But this is a good record for what it is. Bedroom demos...
3
Oct 25 2022
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Tidal
Fiona Apple
The hits are legit bangers. But there is a lot of fluff here.
4
Oct 26 2022
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Illinois
Sufjan Stevens
The buzz about this album, and Sufjan in general was insufferable. His navel gazey music sucks and so does this album. Even the "hit", Chicago is just one long chorus with a single break down.
1
Oct 27 2022
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My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kanye West
5 records in a row that are basically perfect. This is the last of it. It's super sad what's happened to him since. But this record is amazing.
5
Oct 28 2022
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Crosby, Stills & Nash
Crosby, Stills & Nash
Historically this record was important. But it's honestly rather boring. All the songs are very similar and the instrumentation is identical in every song.
3
Oct 31 2022
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Bluesbreakers
John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers
Other than the "new" guitar tone that this album inspired, I never got this record. zzzzzzzz.
3
Nov 01 2022
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Suede
Suede
I love the songs on this record but it sounds really rough for it's era. And I can never quite make out what the lyrics are.
4
Nov 02 2022
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Headquarters
The Monkees
Meh. It's just the Beatles D sides.
3
Nov 03 2022
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Behaviour
Pet Shop Boys
This record was not as good as their other on this list. The electronic instruments sound hollow in 2022. The songs themselves are pretty good. But they have not aged well.
2
Nov 04 2022
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Make Yourself
Incubus
This is one of those records that comes out when you are the right age to hear it. It may not actually be a 5 star record. But listening to this on my CD walkman walking to and from my McJob at 20 puts this in a very special place for me.
5
Nov 07 2022
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Dirt
Alice In Chains
I was never an Alice In Chains fan. Though I have heard this record enough that I knew it by heart. Maybe I am a fan...
4
Nov 08 2022
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The Healer
John Lee Hooker
I honestly can't tell if there are more than one song here. It all sounds exactly the same. Right down to the reverb that is so heavy handed, I can barely hear the vocals...
1
Nov 09 2022
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Felt Mountain
Goldfrapp
Their later records were fun and danceable. This was not. What IS this?
1
Nov 10 2022
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Lady Soul
Aretha Franklin
I respect, but really don't enjoy this album.
3
Nov 11 2022
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Second Toughest In The Infants
Underworld
90s electronica is very distinct.
2
Nov 14 2022
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Oracular Spectacular
MGMT
This record was all the music nerds talked about in 07 or 08. I remember being annoyed by the hype. But I like the record none the less. This was a fun listen. I hadn't thought about it in years.
4
Nov 15 2022
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Let's Stay Together
Al Green
The dynamic range here is amazing. This was pre "sound wars" so every instrument gets a lot or room to breath. These songs are truly classics and while this is not my style of music, this album fit's this list perfectly.
4
Nov 16 2022
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Odelay
Beck
While I like Beck's later work more than the stuff that made him famous, there is no doubt that this album is packed with bangers.
4
Nov 17 2022
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Boston
Boston
I haven't listened to this record since the 90's and it's a trip down memory lane. It sounds so good.
5
Nov 18 2022
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Odessa
Bee Gees
This is awful. I really hate to yuck anyone's yum. But it's hard for me not to judge someone who likes this. I am still trying though.
1
Nov 21 2022
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Hybrid Theory
Linkin Park
Linkin Park is such a weird band. Accused of making the same record over and over, they release something completely different but it sucks. Accused of being to squeaky clean, they try to dirty up their image with a remix album that was explicit lyrics. It looked desperate and they still seemed like a bunch of nice boys, which I am sure they hated.
Meanwhile, this record is a legit banger. The perfect album for the end of FM radio rock.
5
Nov 22 2022
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Inspiration Information
Shuggie Otis
This is one of those records that is impossible to categorize. Wikipedia has 5 different labels for what it is. And I love that about this album. Parts of it are a little too elevator muzak for my taste, but overall this sounds great and FEELS great.
3
Nov 23 2022
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Nowhere
Ride
Every song is good. No song is great. There are better shoe gaze records from this era. But this is a fun listen.
4
Nov 24 2022
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Fishscale
Ghostface Killah
I really liked the flow of most of the tracks on this one. Hadn't heard it before. Skits are still cringy though.
4
Nov 25 2022
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Appetite For Destruction
Guns N' Roses
I have heard this record sooooo many times. GnR has never been a favorite of mine. But this record is a great one.
4
Nov 28 2022
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Shaft
Isaac Hayes
I don't know. This whole album feels like it was cheesy when it was new. It's well put togeather and some of it is catchy but really only because of the movie it is the audio for.
1
Nov 29 2022
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Rubber Soul
Beatles
Revolver and Rubber Soul are the transition albums between the Beatles safe pop side into the more loose hippy style. I like this record quite a bit but it's still a little too sacrine for me to consider it a 5 star record.
5
Nov 30 2022
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...Baby One More Time
Britney Spears
Why? Why do I have to relive this? This record was garbage in the 90's when I had to hear the song every 40 minutes on the Blockbuster Trailer tapes. And it's shit now. This is the worst record so far on this list. I did make it though. And now I am having a bad day.
1
Dec 01 2022
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Mama Said Knock You Out
LL Cool J
This record is fun but cheesy. I had only heard the hit from it until today. Some lyrics have not aged well. Overall this was okay.
2
Dec 02 2022
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Orbital 2
Orbital
Starts with a star trek reference? Sadly I wasn't high, and at a rave.
2
Dec 05 2022
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Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Wu-Tang Clan
Flow flow flow...
3
Dec 06 2022
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Dance Mania
Tito Puente
A little of this goes a long way. But it's good.
3
Dec 07 2022
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Paul Simon
Paul Simon
Never been a fan of Simon. I'm still not. It's just... Nothing.
2
Dec 08 2022
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Too Rye Ay
Dexys Midnight Runners
They have a sound and they stick to it. So, there's that...
2
Dec 09 2022
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Warehouse: Songs And Stories
Hüsker Dü
Wow. They changed a lot of same sounding crap in here... Like a lot. And this sounds like shit too which really doesn't help.
2
Dec 12 2022
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Rocks
Aerosmith
I hate Aerosmith so so much. This record sucks.
1
Dec 13 2022
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One Nation Under A Groove
Funkadelic
The guitars are certainly top notch and it's place in history is clear. And it's funky as hell. But I just felt like it didn't go anywhere.
3
Dec 14 2022
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Figure 8
Elliott Smith
I didn't know about Elliott Smith until after his death. But have since become a huge fan. I know this record back to front. When it came up, I tore through it like I always do. Elliott is so out of step with everything but his music is somehow just familiar.
5
Dec 15 2022
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Master Of Puppets
Metallica
Total banger.
5
Dec 16 2022
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Bummed
Happy Mondays
I don't understand how this was ever popular.
1
Dec 17 2022
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The Pleasure Principle
Gary Numan
I liked a lot of this. You can see how good he would get later in his career. Cars and Metal are the clear standouts. A lot of the rest felt like filler. But considering the year, I think it's forgivable.
4
Dec 17 2022
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The Score
Fugees
Super not my thing.
2
Dec 18 2022
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Rhythm Nation 1814
Janet Jackson
Kind of boring. But as pop albums go, this isn't the worst.
3
Dec 19 2022
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Nick Of Time
Bonnie Raitt
I don't have anything nice to say about this. It's the lowest common denominator of music, country or otherwise. It's music for people who don't have any of their own thoughts in their heads. I'm mad I had to listen to the whole thing.
1
Dec 20 2022
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Kid A
Radiohead
Likely in the top ten records ever made. Some of the best songs ever written are on this album and the album as a whole flows perfectly. This is a masterpiece.
5
Dec 21 2022
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The Clash
The Clash
I feel like this would have been the best music for me had I been a teen at the time. As it is now, it's rather dated. Still good. But hasn't really held up.
3
Dec 22 2022
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Raising Hell
Run-D.M.C.
A lot of these classic records just aren't aging well. Those 808's sounded amazing back in the day. Istill think this record is good. But it's a lot more difficult to lose myself in it.
3
Dec 23 2022
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Young Americans
David Bowie
I like Bowie's hits but his early work non hits just bore me. I hope Black Star is on this list. Buuut that's not this album.
3
Dec 24 2022
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Melodrama
Lorde
This was alright. It tries to be anthemic when it doesn't have the balls to be so. I have only heard her hit until now. And this wasn't a bad listen.
4
Dec 25 2022
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It's Blitz!
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Eh.
2
Dec 26 2022
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A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector
Various Artists
All Christmas music is bad. This is bad. How is this even on the list?
1
Dec 27 2022
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Ace of Spades
Motörhead
I had only heard Ace of Spades off this record and in fact had only heard one other Motorhead song from the Crow soundtrack before today. I get the appeal of this and I like it myself. But I have some questions. Why are all the songs the same tempo? Why is this cover art so awful? Why so many fade outs at the end of songs?
3
Dec 28 2022
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Apocalypse Dudes
Turbonegro
This was okay I guess. Nothing really that special. Maybe it was in Norway which is why it landed on this list. But by 1998, there was better sounding, better implemented, better written punk and rock out there. And the name of the band, while probably not negatively intentioned, is not going to help them. I had not heard of them before today. And it's likely I will never hear them again.
2
Dec 29 2022
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Homework
Daft Punk
Never been to a dance club as my concerts are usually heavy music. So I haven't really been present where this style of music would really be at it's most relevant. And I certainly don't want to gatekeep but I have never understood how Daft Punk did well on the radio. Having said that, I liked this album. I recognized a few bars here and there and I enjoyed listening to this. I also have a soft spot in my heart for freshmen records that really knock it out of the park. And this seems to be one of those.
3
Dec 30 2022
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Step In The Arena
Gang Starr
Well put together. Great flow. Some weird background effects that remind me of Halloween. But this was fine.
2
Dec 31 2022
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Achtung Baby
U2
Not a U2 guy. I did listen all the way through this. It sucked. U2 sucks.
1
Jan 01 2023
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Immigrés
Youssou N'Dour
This is one of the things I love about doing a record a day. This was so different than what I'm used to and so much fun to listen to. I never would have know about it.
3
Jan 02 2023
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Every Picture Tells A Story
Rod Stewart
This is peak boomer rock. Not for me.
2
Jan 03 2023
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Wild Wood
Paul Weller
This is some sort of soft rock nothing music. Dad rock without the hooks. It's. This is nothing.
1
Jan 04 2023
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The Last Of The True Believers
Nanci Griffith
This all sounded the same to me. I'm not a country fan so maybe that is an issue. But this also didn't change my opinion about country music.
2
Jan 05 2023
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D.O.A. the Third and Final Report of Throbbing Gristle
Throbbing Gristle
This record, more than Kraftwerk, has the DNA of all the great industrial bands of the 90s and 2000s. NIN has been my favorite band since 1994 and while this is no Downward Spiral, I get the reference.
2
Jan 06 2023
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Public Image: First Issue
Public Image Ltd.
This is fine one you get past the first track. My guess is that barrier has stopped a lot of listeners over the years. Unfortunately "fine" is all I can give to the rest. It's rather boring.
2
Jan 07 2023
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Disraeli Gears
Cream
Lots of recognizable tracks on this. Eric Clapton. Sucks what he did to his own legacy.
2
Jan 08 2023
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Clandestino
Manu Chao
I loved this. Never heard of him before. It's weird and low-fi before lo-fi was a thing. I have followed him on Spotify and will be listening to more of this. This is exactly the kind of thing I signed up for.
4
Jan 09 2023
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Hail To the Thief
Radiohead
Not as good as Kid-A But this is an easy 5 star record. This is a classic that resonated at the time as much as it does now. 2+2=5 is a favorite. And the opening to this album blasts off into exactly where I want to be with Radiohead.
5
Jan 10 2023
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Is This It
The Strokes
I was a broke 20 year old when this came out and sort of missed the garage rock thing that was happening. I heard a couple Stokes songs on the radio but never had this CD. This is good, but very same sounding. The vocal compression, the tempo and tightness all l lend to this album sounding too cohesive.
3
Jan 11 2023
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Doolittle
Pixies
This is not aging well. I get it. But man. It sounds tinny and loud.
2
Jan 12 2023
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Rock Bottom
Robert Wyatt
This sucks.
1
Jan 13 2023
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Let It Be
The Replacements
It's so weird how this record swings back and forth between new wave and punk. I like it, but always have trouble with this eras production. The drums and guitars just seem so skinny.
3
Jan 14 2023
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Dire Straits
Dire Straits
Peak dad rock. It goes nowhere, tries and fails to be cool, and in the end leaves me feeling disappointed.
2
Jan 15 2023
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Welcome To The Pleasuredome
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
How many covers are in here? What is this? How does this shit get made? Surely there were better bands for the A and R guy to sign at the bar that night.
1
Jan 16 2023
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Under Construction
Missy Elliott
I was super surprised how many of these tracks I knew. I liked this a lot. The flow is fun and I like her perspective.
4
Jan 17 2023
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Crime Of The Century
Supertramp
I recognize the melody in the first song. No idea where from. It's VERY 70s. Lots of wasted time. Then right in the middle, the singer sounds like the bad lip reading guy from Star Wars. I recognize this came out pre memes. But I couldn't help but laugh. This isn't good.
2
Jan 18 2023
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Songs The Lord Taught Us
The Cramps
The punk aesthetic is cooler than the music. Over and over again I am reminded of this. I'm a fan of everything. But this early punk just does not resonate. There's not enough for me to love.
3
Jan 19 2023
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Red Headed Stranger
Willie Nelson
This is a bunch of lullabies. Super happy it's not pop country. And I like the concept that it's going with. But this is very sleepy.
3
Jan 20 2023
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Music From The Penguin Cafe
Penguin Cafe Orchestra
This record should be renamed, "let's fuck around for an hour playing same sounding songs." It's not bad actually. But there is nothing here.
2
Jan 21 2023
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Fetch The Bolt Cutters
Fiona Apple
This felt longer than it was. I tried this when covid broke out. It wasn't for me then. I still struggle with this. I usually like weird music that makes people question my sanity. But this just doesn't do it for me.
2
Jan 22 2023
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This Nation’s Saving Grace
The Fall
This record feels oily. And very samey sounding the whole way through. I like the way the bass was recorded. The clicks on each bass note was really pleasing. But I'm clearly looking for reasons to like this. It's fine.
2
Jan 23 2023
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Illmatic
Nas
So weird how polarizing this record is. I get that people may not like rap but the whole point of this is to broaden your mind to new types of albums and sounds. This is one of those. It's really, really good. Like 5 star good. I wish it we're longer. I've heard it a few times over the years and am always surprised at how good it is. The flow, the lack of skits, the consistent lyrical drive. This is great.
5
Jan 24 2023
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Imagine
John Lennon
I feel like Lennon wrote Imagine and maybe jealous guy and just used filler for the rest. This record really struggles in the first half. sucks. And it feels like he blows the wad on that first track. It's get's okay by the end but this is not up to the level that I would expect from one of the two main Beatles.
3
Jan 25 2023
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Blood On The Tracks
Bob Dylan
Supposed to hear some great stories here. But the chord changes are ciclical the songs just run on forever. I can't focus because everything going on is bad. I just can't catch this. This is only 55 minutes, but it feels like two hours. In a bad way.
2
Jan 26 2023
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Copper Blue
Sugar
Pretty standard fuzzy alternative here. Nothing surprising here if you have heard late 80's/early 90's alternative before. It's not bad. But a little boring. Husker Du is better if you are looking for something like this but with more bite.
3
Jan 27 2023
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Giant Steps
The Boo Radleys
I really dig all the guitar pedal use. But I don't hear this genre crossing band that people are talking about. This album is standard shoegaze. Acoustic guitars followed by fuzz. Sure there's a little horn here and there or the odd piano. But that was also normal at the time. Something else super normal at the time? Limp wispy vocals. Which this album has a LOT of. And I hate it.
2
Jan 28 2023
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Teen Dream
Beach House
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzzz.zzzzzzz. zzzzzzzzzzz
2
Jan 29 2023
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Remedy
Basement Jaxx
Yo Yo Yo YoYoYoYo Bumtsbumtsbumts. Werd.
Repetitive house music isn't my thing but as a 90's kid, the Basement Jaxx were kind of hard to ignore. They were on a lot of the soundtrack of my youth. Though I didn't listen to this specific record, I never liked or disliked them.
Listening to this now, it fine. I see it's appeal. But listening to it on a Saturday morning while drinking coffee and playing a game on my cell phone is not exactly the intended venue for this sort of thing. I will say, it gave my sub a workout.
3
Jan 30 2023
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Berlin
Lou Reed
I don't know how I feel about this. On the negative side, a lot of this feels too lose for my liking. Like he is making it up as he goes along. Also, as someone who has kids, hearing crying in a song is grating and I HATE it. It almost doesn't matter if the song is good, it's an auto turn off. The guitars and piano are very floaty. Not a lot of instrumentation. Which I can get down with. But there isn't much here for me.
3
Jan 31 2023
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If You're Feeling Sinister
Belle & Sebastian
Never been a huge fan of soft rock.
2
Feb 01 2023
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Urban Hymns
The Verve
"The Hit" is a 6 minute long song with the same 8 bars repeated throughout. No tempo, time signature, or chorus/verse changes. It's been crap since I heard it in the 90's and it's crap now. The rest of this is filler. And at a whopping 1 hour 15 minutes... Jesus what were they thinking?
1
Feb 02 2023
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Happy Sad
Tim Buckley
Dear God this sucks. What the fuck is this? 6 versions of the same shitty wannabe jazz. How did this get made? How is it considered socially relevant? Ugh
1
Feb 03 2023
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Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin
Okay. But overrated.
2
Feb 04 2023
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That's The Way Of The World
Earth, Wind & Fire
You can hear the joy in this record. It's crazy how great this sounds. Not exactly my style of music, but I've heard parts of this record many times over the years. It was nice to listen to the whole thing.
4
Feb 05 2023
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Back At The Chicken Shack
Jimmy Smith
I wish I got jazz. This sounds great and I recognize why this would be a significant record worth hearing on this list. But it does nothing for me. And I wish I knew why.
3
Feb 06 2023
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Exodus
Bob Marley & The Wailers
This is Bob Marley's biggest record. And I get it. It sounds amazing and the hooks are catchy as hell. But I HATE reggae and ska music so much. It's so hard for me to get past it. I respect Marley 100% and I recognize his genius. But dear lord I hate reggae music.
3
Feb 07 2023
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Ten
Pearl Jam
I have loved this record since it came out. When Grunge was happening, I was obsessed with Nirvana and Pearl Jam was too soft for me. Now, at 42, I still love me some Nirvana but Pearl Jam tends to get more spins at my home. This record is basically perfect. It's cohesive, it flows really well, and there isn't a dud to be found.
5
Feb 08 2023
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Vincebus Eruptum
Blue Cheer
This is kind of a mess. It really is a proto record. But it should just be remembered for that. At least it's short.
2
Feb 09 2023
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This Is Hardcore
Pulp
If I had to describe this, I would have a hard time. It's depressing soft rock. But it's not good or bad. It just kind of hangs there. For a really long time. This record feels LOOOOOONG.
2
Feb 10 2023
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Femi Kuti
Femi Kuti
This was a lot of fun. I love the beats, I love the jazzy shit. This was great.
4
Feb 11 2023
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Channel Orange
Frank Ocean
This sucks. Nothing happens. He just randomly says dumb shit over non songs and then plays old tv in between the "songs". This sucks.
1
Feb 12 2023
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New Forms
Roni Size
I had to Google to see if this was the world record holder for longest album. Honestly, even for a record meant for the club... It's just 3x too long. It's a 3 star album dropped to a 1 star because of the length.
1
Feb 13 2023
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Live Through This
Hole
As a teen, I assumed that Kurt wrote most of these songs. I think I had been programmed to dislike Love just like we had all been programmed to hate Ono. But the reality is that all people are complicated and have problems. Listening to this record now as a 40 something, I am saddened by it. It's good. Really good. I should have given it more attention at the time.
The post punk on here is great. And the grunge undercurrent is undeniable. It's great. And I will now go listen to the rest of Hole's very small catalog.
4
Feb 14 2023
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The Joshua Tree
U2
I HATE U2. Like a lot. But I really wanted to give this piece of shit album a fair shake. No need. It sucks, just like the rest of thier crap. There is sooooo much filler here. I had heard the hits before and those are just regular crap. But there are no deep cuts. No b-sides. It's a couple of songs destined for FM radio and playing at the grocery store, then the rest is just jerking off with multi delay. U2 sucks. Fuck this band. And fuck this album.
1
Feb 15 2023
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Repeater
Fugazi
I want to like this. But nothing stands out. It's a good album. But not a great album. I give plus 1 star though (maybe unfairly) simply because I adore Fugazi's work ethic and view on Capitalism.
3
Feb 16 2023
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Seventeen Seconds
The Cure
I really like The Cure. But this record, while I am sure it was ground breaking at the time, doesn't do anything for me in 2023. It's boring and doesn't really go anywhere.
3
Feb 17 2023
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Here's Little Richard
Little Richard
I don't think I'd be into music if this is what it sounded like. And I get how earth shattering it was at the time. I just can't get into it now.
2
Feb 18 2023
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Elephant
The White Stripes
A surprising number of bangers on this one. But a lot of wasted time too. In general, I like The Whit Stripes and White himself is doing amazing things. Not sure this is one I would play over and over but I liked it.
4
Feb 19 2023
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Signing Off
UB40
Reggee sucks. I usually agree with the messages in the lyrics. But the music itself is garbage. This is no different.
1
Feb 20 2023
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Shalimar
Rahul Dev Burman
This was a lot of fun. Not really a soundtrack person so I think that kind of hurts. But I enjoyed it
3
Feb 21 2023
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Entertainment
Gang Of Four
This record has a ton of great ideas. But they never seem to get taken advantage of. The songs don't seem to go anywhere. But the influence that this sound had on other bands is clear. I hear Arctic Monkeys and other jangly British bands here. Overall this just landed a little boring. But it was okay.
2
Feb 22 2023
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Beggars Banquet
The Rolling Stones
I am a Beatles > Rolling Stones person. I don't mind the Stones but they are not a favorite. I liked this record but it leads with the hit and wastes the rest of the time.
3
Feb 23 2023
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Modern Kosmology
Jane Weaver
This record should be called, "Drones in the round". And that's not a compliment. This record doesn't even have a wiki page. Which shouldn't be a requirement for the list, but in this case, it should be an indication that the record shouldn't be on the list. It's a one idea, flat record not worth your time. Then randomly in the last couple of songs, some dude talks. Rambling unoriginal cat away Tool lyrics as though they are super deep. Jesus it's so bad.
1
Feb 24 2023
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I Against I
Bad Brains
I have heard about Bad Brains a lot over the years but have never gotten around to listening to them. Right off the bat, this is good but is aging as poorly as the rest of 80's metal. But, this is awesome. It's thrash. But punk as hell and it hits hard. Everything on this is so clean and punchy. Some of the vocals are silly looking back almost 40 years. But this album is great. I loved it and will be following Bad Brains on Spotify.
4
Feb 25 2023
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In It For The Money
Supergrass
I liked this a lot. I don't know Supergrass all that well but enough that I knew I would dig this. I never thought of them as a British band before and while that does not change my rating, it did sort of reset where I was coming from with this record. It probably is too long. But I think that may be my only complaint about it. The songs are great and the sound has aged really well.
4
Feb 26 2023
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Mask
Bauhaus
I happened to see Bauhaus live three times by accident. In all three cases, I thought that I liked Peter Murphy, but that the songs, even the good ones, were way too long. That is my review of this album. Too long song's for what is in them. The audio quality is great though and it's aged as well as it can. But I was bored. And Bella Lugosi's Dead isn't on this one. So there wasn't much for me to sink my teeth into.
2
Feb 27 2023
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Mermaid Avenue
Billy Bragg
Wilco is responsible for two amazing albums that are likely on this list. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot and A Ghost is Born. The rest of their output has been mediocre at best and that is okay. This record is clearly one written and recorded as a passion project due to their love of classic Guthrie and old style country music. Again, it's totally fine.
But it shouldn't be on this list. Because this is not a top album in ANY measure. It sucks. Again, that's okay. Not everything has to be mind blowing. But it shouldn't be here.
2
Feb 28 2023
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Forever Changes
Love
This wants to be something it's not. It's just boring, self important, and tired.
1
Mar 01 2023
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Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd
This album has a lot of wasted on it. I would say half of it is totally wasted time. The other half is good. I like it. Floyd is a good band. Maybe a little overrated.
3
Mar 02 2023
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A Seat at the Table
Solange
Beyonce sucks and this is even worse. This only exists because of another shit pop singer and it's obvious. I'm hard pressed to think of a worse record on this list. Why is this on the list of 1001 records I HAVE to hear? Wtf? I really struggled to force myself to get through this. It's all the same. It's OBSESSED with race in the weirdest way. And nothing on here is worth my time. (Or yours)
1
Mar 03 2023
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Sweetheart Of The Rodeo
The Byrds
I don't particularly like this album. But country changed to something so much worse in the late 80s and has never recovered. Just the fact that this is actual country, done competently raises my review of it. Having said that, the outtakes at the end of the Spotify version were far better than the record 8tself.
3
Mar 04 2023
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The College Dropout
Kanye West
Reviewing this is so complicated. This album changed rap when it needed to be changed. The music is phenomenal and a lot of the rapping is really, truly amazing. But a lot of the content has aged very poorly with a lot of sexism throughout. Reviewing this record in a vacuum is really difficult as Kanye has now allowed his mental illness to ruin his career. This was an achievement in the genre. And it's been sullied. One other thing to note. The final track on the album, "Last Call" is a complete waste of time and there is no excuse for it to be almost 13 minutes long.
3
Mar 05 2023
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Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge
Mudhoney
I really wanted to like this. But I just didn't the songs are just sort of there. With no soul at all. What's really weird is, I listened to it an hour ago and can't remember ANYTHING from it. Not a good sign. I was really hoping to like this.
2
Mar 06 2023
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Supa Dupa Fly
Missy Elliott
I didn't like this album as much as the other Missy record on here. The songs themselves didn't pop the way her later work did. This isn't bad by any stretch though.
2
Mar 07 2023
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The Soft Bulletin
The Flaming Lips
This is a favorite of mine. I like Pink Robots better but this is an easy 5. I LOVE albums that are weird and disjointed and the Lips are exactly that. The melodies are great and the songs have this feeling like they are going to fall apart angry second.
5
Mar 08 2023
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Rust Never Sleeps
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
I continue to not get Neil Young. I like the idea of taking a live album and over dubbing it to sound better. But the songs will rule, and these songs don't.
2
Mar 09 2023
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Ramones
Ramones
I enjoy post punk and all it's Varients more than actual early punk. And 8 never really understood the whole Ramones thing. But this album has an energy that can't be denied. And it's impact is very apparent. This is a classic album. Not my fav, but deserves to be on this list in a way a lot of other albums in it do not. This is culturally significant.
4
Mar 10 2023
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Nixon
Lambchop
This is an album of non songs. It evokes nothing, means nothing, and does nothing. What is this? The wiki says it's the 5th album by this band. How is that possible? Sometimes this list is total shit
1
Mar 11 2023
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The La's
The La's
Listening to this record I started to wonder if I liked music. This is nothing. Even the hit was forgettable in the 90 as it is now. This record really makes me wonder a lot about how I view music. It's a little Beatles. A little Oasis. But the most boring of both. Combined into an hour long wash of meh. Everything is grey and humans have ruined the earth.
1
Mar 12 2023
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Walking Wounded
Everything But The Girl
At it's best, this is decent, unoffensive, and kind of boring. Tons of Amen Break drums here with that 90's mom soft rock singing. But at it's worst, this is awful. Mirrorball specifically stands out as the kind of 90's mall music I have spent a lifetime trying to avoid. Too bad there is so much of it here... Another one star record from me.
1
Mar 13 2023
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The Modern Lovers
The Modern Lovers
1000lbs of respect for John Cale. But I really didn't get anything out of this. It's the debut, so maybe they needed time to grow or something. But there is nothing here.
1
Mar 14 2023
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Time Out Of Mind
Bob Dylan
This isn't as bad as Dylan usually is.
2
Mar 15 2023
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1984
Van Halen
Gallons of ink have been spilled on this band and all of it's members. And though I am not a huge fan, this album has something special. It's HEAVY. But not in a way that would turn off non metal fans. It's a relentless party and it's tongue in cheek all the way. But it's not ironic. It's just happy to be what it is. Other than "Jump", this record is very cohesive and a really fun listen. Jump is just out of place and the synth drives instead of the guitars.
4
Mar 16 2023
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Vanishing Point
Primal Scream
53 minutes of non songs. Cool... Not! This is bad. Another time I've questioned why it's on the list.
1
Mar 17 2023
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Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin
It's Zep. Not for me and the riffs, while great, just feel overrated.
3
Mar 18 2023
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Sheer Heart Attack
Queen
I like Queen and I like this. I think the first track is a little weak and lacks focus. But then the rest of the album is amazing.
4
Mar 19 2023
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Trout Mask Replica
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
In what world did someone give these no talent hacks an hour and eighteen minutes to just make noise?! This is a literal waste of my time.
As someone who has made music for years and can play multiple instruments, this does not take talent. Despite what people say, there is nothing complicated going on here. It just sucks.
It actually makes me angry listening to this. GOD DAMMIT why do I have to listen to this fucking album?!?
1
Mar 20 2023
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Sound Affects
The Jam
I liked this quite a bit. It's a little REM but not as good as REM. The last track is a banger. I struggle with the reggae elements as I both dislike when it's done "right" and I don't think this was done correctly. Overall this was a good introduction to a band I had not heard of before.
3
Mar 21 2023
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Live 1966 (The Royal Albert Hall Concert)
Bob Dylan
It's everything Dylan wrote on this list? Another hour and a half of crap. The second half is marginally better. But let's not go crazy with praise. It's still crap.
1
Mar 22 2023
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Antichrist Superstar
Marilyn Manson
I've listened to this record in the hundreds of times. I was a massive MM fan in the 90s. But at 42, I still listen to NIN but I've left MM behind. I think I grew out of it. And Manson's rape issues make this a little different to listen to now. I'm still rating this high. It changed goth in the 90s and it led all us kids looking for something heavier than Nirvana into the open arms of metal.
The other thing to mention about this record is it's narrative arc. Not a lot of concept records really work. They don't take you on the journey the artist is trying to sell. And it gets annoying when artists try and force a concept when there isn't on there (looking at you Corgan). But this is an actual, honest to god (pun intended) concept album. Telling a story through music and lyrics with a begining, middle, and end.
5
Mar 23 2023
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Document
R.E.M.
I love REM. Never my first go to band but everything they do is sort of a warm blanket. This isn't my favorite of theirs, but it listed me up none the less.
4
Mar 24 2023
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Modern Life Is Rubbish
Blur
In the 90's, Blur was always advertised to me as an Oasis or Radiohead level of good. And I was a massive Radiohead fan and I enjoyed Oasis as well, so I always assumed Blur would also be something that I enjoyed. But I just never got it. Song 2 was alright but nothing else really grabbed me. I gave up on them long ago and even with the Gorillaz, I love what's going on, but the music just didn't do it for me.
Listening to this though may have changed that. It's not mind blowing or anything. But I REALLY enjoyed this record. It could just be my mood, but I am super glad this came up today and I will give their other albums a spin as a result.
3
Mar 25 2023
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Melody A.M.
Röyksopp
This was the most cool album on here so far. It sounded great, though it dragged on a little as most records of this kind do.
3
Mar 26 2023
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Bad Company
Bad Company
I knew quite a few of these tracks so this band had plenty of exposure. Not sure I liked this. It's very much of it's time. It's well put together but it didn't really do anything special for me.
3
Mar 27 2023
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Brutal Youth
Elvis Costello
This isn't good. I don't even know what I would call this. It's super not good
1
Mar 28 2023
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Mr. Tambourine Man
The Byrds
Every cover sounds the same. The Monkees did it better and even they sucked. Jesus bloody hell this sucks.
1
Mar 29 2023
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Black Monk Time
The Monks
I get why this record is influential to punk. Super clear about that. But this isn't good. Every track is a staccato mess with a brow beating message. So even though I agree with the message, this record still just sort of sucks. Another 60s artist held up too high.
1
Mar 30 2023
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Are You Experienced
Jimi Hendrix
This feels very long. But not in good way. There are so many hits here it's impossible to deny this records impact. And I like a lot of it. But it's just sooooo long.
3
Mar 31 2023
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Vol. 4
Black Sabbath
Like the other Sabbath records, this is so ingrained in our culture, and so much has changed, that this really isn't heavy anymore. I liked a few songs, but I could leave most of this.
3
Apr 01 2023
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Maggot Brain
Funkadelic
I knew of this record. In vinyl circles, it's considered a classic. But I'd never heard it. This is great. It's nasty and funky exactly how I need it to be. It's so weird. And I love it.
4
Apr 02 2023
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Sea Change
Beck
I didn't really like Beck when he was trying to be weird. But starting with this album, he moved into a more mature style with lush layers and more cohesive sounds and messaging. This record sounds like it was recorded during a series of sunrises and I really like it.
5
Apr 03 2023
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The Madcap Laughs
Syd Barrett
I find it totally fine and 100% acceptable for artists to complete vanity albums. There is nothing wrong with that and there are times when they come out great. I say that to make it clear that I don't have a problem with this record existing. But despite it's historical context, it has no business on this list. It doesn't show the listener anything special about Syd and the songs themselves are not good. So I'm afraid this one is a dud.
1
Apr 04 2023
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Power In Numbers
Jurassic 5
Dude! This was a total surprise. I knew the name of this group but had never heard them before. I love the beats on this. The glow is sooooo good and it's got this this laid back happy vibe I'm loving. Totally adding Jurassic 5 to my rotation.
5
Apr 05 2023
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Faust IV
Faust
Oh look. Another album where somehow 5 good ideas translated into an hour and 15 minutes of noise... Cool.
1
Apr 06 2023
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Bone Machine
Tom Waits
You would have to do a lot of convincing to make me believe Tom doesn't just make this shit up as he goes along. His entire career is an attempt to be a drugged up Sinatra. It's not working for me.
2
Apr 07 2023
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Born In The U.S.A.
Bruce Springsteen
Holy cow the snare on every 2 and 4 of this record is so consistent. It's maybe the most defining feature of this record. As for the review, it's alright. I am not a fan of this kind of rock. This is well put togeather and I have always liked Springsteen's message. Then the record just sort of ends...
3
Apr 08 2023
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In Our Heads
Hot Chip
I liked this a lot. Except some of the singing. One of the vocalists kind of grates on me. But the record is good!
3
Apr 09 2023
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Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret
Soft Cell
The hit continues to be fun if a little annoying. This albums sound is very cohesive. Which is the final compliment I'll give it. It wants to be sexy and cool. It manages to be neither. Instead, it's kind of sad and gross.
2
Apr 10 2023
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Otis Blue/Otis Redding Sings Soul
Otis Redding
My father listened to the local oldies station what I was growing up and multiple songs from this were staples. I suppose I do have some nostalgia for it. But I'd never listened with a critical ear before today. It's good. Ole Man Trouble was a nice opener. I think this record sounds very much the same throughout. Which is frustrating. Otherwise, this is alright.
4
Apr 11 2023
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Music For The Jilted Generation
The Prodigy
An hour and 18 minutes of repetitive genetic music. Honestly, there is a very specific time and place this could ever be thought of as good. And I don't have any ex, and I'm not at the club, and it's not the 90s.
3
Apr 12 2023
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She's So Unusual
Cyndi Lauper
This had to be the least annoying pop act of the 80s. It's not really my thing. But the two hours are fun enough and I like the quirkyness of it
4
Apr 13 2023
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Live At The Witch Trials
The Fall
This is noisy and falling apart. That's a compliment. This is good.
4
Apr 14 2023
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Don't Come Home A Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind)
Loretta Lynn
I get why this was a big record for women in the late 60's and 70's. The lyrics are super awesome. I love them. And old school country has it's charm. This is very much not my thing. But I am scoring this high none the less. This isn't my kind of banger. But it is a banger.
4
Apr 15 2023
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The Predator
Ice Cube
This record is unrelenting. I knew a few of the tracks already and was really impressed at how well they fit in with the rest of the record. I also had no idea that Korn had covered Wicked. I assumed it was them just messing around with their friends. Funny that Ice Cube is on the cover. Both versions are great. This is great.
4
Apr 16 2023
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Catch A Fire
Bob Marley & The Wailers
I should go back and copy paste my review from past Bob Marley reviews. If you like reggee, there is nothing better than this. But I can't stand reggee. Sure THIS reggee has a history of positive social messaging. But I just can't stand the sound. I extend this dislike to ska as well.
3
Apr 17 2023
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The Sounds Of India
Ravi Shankar
I mean. He is super awesome on the sitar. And this is super pleasing. But this doesn't make me feel anything. And I am not currently high. Which is a statement that probably is more than a little disingenuous.
3
Apr 18 2023
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We Are Family
Sister Sledge
Elevator music has more depth. Disco sucks.
1
Apr 19 2023
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Sweet Baby James
James Taylor
I hate this so much. It's sugary and gross. Safe mom rock for the masses. A mention of weed is out of place I'll admit but this is as bland and American wholesome as it gets. And it sucks.
1
Apr 20 2023
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B-52's
The B-52's
Never been a fan of being weird for weirdness sake. Also, what are these songs so long?
2
Apr 21 2023
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Moby Grape
Moby Grape
This band was not going to be the next Beatles. This is boring. And while I feel bad for what happened to them, they are not very good musically.
2
Apr 22 2023
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Fear Of A Black Planet
Public Enemy
Listening to Public Enemy is always like attending the most aggressive party in the city. This record is no different but feels less cohesive than some of their other efforts. I am still digging it though, and for 1990, this was ahead of it's time. It has deep layers like PHM from NIN and the rapping has already taken the leap away from simple rhyming to a more complicated sound. Great record.
4
Apr 23 2023
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Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Meh.
1
Apr 24 2023
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Alien Lanes
Guided By Voices
There's a song on here where someone is snoring in it. This album is weird. I like that it's just a collection of stuff. But all the fade outs are distracting. A little focus could have made this better. But I get the feeling that was not the goal.
3
Apr 25 2023
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Aftermath
The Rolling Stones
Repatative and boring. Maybe they should have stuck with the covers. And why is this so long? And how are the stones considered as big as the Beatles? This is all I thought about while listening to this creepy to underage girls snoozefest of a record.
1
Apr 26 2023
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Pacific Ocean Blue
Dennis Wilson
I didn't get this. Like I don't get Pet Sounds. It's just too safe. Too FM radio. It feels old. And not in a good way.
2
Apr 27 2023
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Here Come The Warm Jets
Brian Eno
I wish these songs had more than one idea in them. I think only twice did anything change in a song. Kind of a let down.
3
Apr 28 2023
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Club Classics Vol. One
Soul II Soul
Every note. Every second. Every vocal trill. Every electric piano. Every fake internment. Everything in this record pisses me off. I don't just hate this record. It activity makes me angry.
1
Apr 29 2023
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Eliminator
ZZ Top
This knows what it is and executes very well. My biggest complaint is the number of fade outs to end songs. ZZ Top is not my kind of music. But I get this.
4
Apr 30 2023
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A Wizard, A True Star
Todd Rundgren
Woah! This is totally unexpected and really awesome. Holy shit this was good. It's WILD and all over the place. But it still holds togeather in this super weird way. Unexpected 5 star.
5
May 01 2023
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Yeezus
Kanye West
I remember vividly this was the album where I left Kanye. Maybe I shouldn't have been willing to put up with his bullshit to this point. But this album sucked. AND sucked. This record actually makes me feel like a bad person.
1
May 02 2023
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Being There
Wilco
One of my favorite albums of all time is Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. And I really enjoyed Ghost is Born and the live record from Chicago which features many of these songs. But everything else Wilco has made just didn't click with me. Including much of this. Maybe Tweedy is too deep into his drug days or something but that Wilco magic just isn't there on this record. It's sooooo close. And when they lost that magic after they hit big, it too is soooo close. I want to like this more. I just can't.
3
May 03 2023
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Thriller
Michael Jackson
Gallons of ink have been spent talking about this album and there is nothing I could say here that would be new or interesting. I don't usually like pop too much and am not really an MJ fan. But this record still slaps. Sometimes, everything just comes togeather. This basically a perfect pop album.
5
May 04 2023
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The Visitors
ABBA
I get it. People who like to possibly like radio pop would totally dig this. Good for them. But this is hollow pop crap. And the hit count on this one is lower than their other efforts, meaning it's hollow pop crap that doesn't have the hooks. So it's just crap.
1
May 05 2023
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Rip It Up
Orange Juice
Seriously. What the hell is this? Total garage.
1
May 06 2023
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The Slim Shady LP
Eminem
I was a broke 18 year old metal head when this came out. I was down with Em at the time but had other CDs to buy. By the time of his next record, I was a fan. But I never owned this one and only really knew the hit.
This record is alright. it doesn't have the hooks of the Marshall Mathers LP but it's still got that flow and great beats. Not Em's best. But it's up there.
4
May 07 2023
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The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway
Genesis
I love Genesis. This one is a little long. Songs like Counting out Time are amazing. And some of the instrumentals are really great. This is a great album. It just drags a bit.
4
May 08 2023
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69 Love Songs
The Magnetic Fields
Self indulgent shit. There is no reason for this to be here. This is trash. All the hours. Nothing of value.
1
May 09 2023
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Fleet Foxes
Fleet Foxes
I've heard this record a few times since 8t came out. I keep thinking I should like it, and Fleet Foxes. But I just can't get into it. It's very well made. And the songs are really well thought out. There is way too much reverb for me but that's just a choice. I assume they were going to dreamy. But all I hear is a tile bathroom on every vocal.
I'm scoring this higher out of respect for it. It's solid. Just not for me.
3
May 10 2023
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Paranoid
Black Sabbath
The back half of this is really weak compared to the front half. But it doesn't matter. It's metal being born.
4
May 11 2023
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Junkyard
The Birthday Party
Nick Cave gets better. Waaay better. This is just noise.
1
May 12 2023
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Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
Eurythmics
The ultimate 1 hit wonder. This album has the hit. So. That kind of tells the whole story here.
1
May 13 2023
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Parklife
Blur
I continue to believe that I like Blur, or even Gorillaz until I listen to either. Then I realize I just don't. I am not sure why but it just doesn't grab me. Having said that, this record was different than all of the other records coming out at the time. It really did not conform to any of the macho, heavier or darker sounds that were getting popular in 1994. So credit where credit is due.
3
May 14 2023
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Like A Prayer
Madonna
Never been a fan. But this record was huge
2
May 15 2023
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Will The Circle Be Unbroken
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
I am not a country fan but I like Blue Grass. This is that old school country which is way better than all the modern crap. This is a legit good album. I loved all the in studio talking as well. It lent a live feeling to the record. It was too long. But I assume that is mostly because they wanted everyone to have a chance to shine.
3
May 16 2023
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Metallica
Metallica
My brother had shit taste in music most of the time. But he owned this cassette and played it a lot in his Jeep. Which was super cool. And while it's not my favorite metal album, it was one of my first. And the riffs are still have melting.
5
May 17 2023
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Gentlemen
The Afghan Whigs
This is boring. The angst can't save this. It's just boring. Everything sounds the same.
1
May 18 2023
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Smash
The Offspring
Ah junior high. This record still feels weird to me. It's the first record that I heard that openly talked about sex. Is it "real punk"? Who knows! Is it dangerous? Probably not. But it felt dangerous. And that's all that matters.
4
May 19 2023
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Madman Across The Water
Elton John
Tiny Dancer is a legit banger. And the orchestration on this record is really top notch. But I was bored by a lot of this. Where are the hooks? Was this record a victim of 1970s one hit, and a bunch of filler? It kind of felt that way.
2
May 20 2023
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21
Adele
This is a very long 48 minutes. So. Fucking. Boring.
1
May 21 2023
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Sulk
The Associates
I'm going to give this record credit assuming they were experimenting with new technologies. It did come early in the synth scene. But that is about the only nice thing I can say. It was early experimentation. Because this record sucks. The songs suck, the flow sucks, the vocals suck. This sucks.
2
May 22 2023
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Cypress Hill
Cypress Hill
I'm a sucker for The Hill. But the beats drag a little. It's still great, but I was a little bored.
3
May 23 2023
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A Love Supreme
John Coltrane
Jazz is hard for me to rate. There are to many doodledtdoos on this for me to really enjoy it. But that doesn't mean it's bad.
3
May 24 2023
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Getz/Gilberto
Stan Getz
It has that song that everyone sorry of makes fun of, The Girl from Ipanema. But this is boring, well made jazzy non music. It's fine I guess.
1
May 25 2023
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Talking Heads 77
Talking Heads
I wish I liked Talking heads more. Psycho Killer is a banger. But a lot of this was good, but same sounding.
3
May 26 2023
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Horses
Patti Smith
Awful. There are no ideas here. It's the same song for 45 minutes. And the song sucks.
1
May 27 2023
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The White Album
Beatles
Not the best Beatles, but an easy 5 none the less. The were so far ahead of everyone at the time.
5
May 28 2023
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Kind Of Blue
Miles Davis
Lots of doodlydoots here. So many in fact that there are only 5 songs in this whole album. It's good. But for me. But good.
3
May 29 2023
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1999
Prince
I dislike this immensely. Prince is cheesy and while he's a really great musician, none of it ever leaves that cheesy 80s lane. Also not helping was his planet sized ego. This just isn't for me.
1
May 30 2023
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The Köln Concert
Keith Jarrett
I liked this for about 10 or 15 minutes. After that it was just sort of banging on the piano for another 50 minutes. It's not bad. But a little monotonous.
2
May 31 2023
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Hunky Dory
David Bowie
Bowie is pop... Sort of? Kind of not any one thing. And this is one of his best. An easy 4 for me. And I'm sorry happy that Trent Reznor introduced him to me as a teenager.
4
Jun 01 2023
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My Aim Is True
Elvis Costello
Hard no. This turbo sucks. There is nothing new Costello every brought to the table. It's just bad.
1
Jun 02 2023
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MTV Unplugged In New York
Nirvana
The number of times I've listened to this one... This is a flawless record. A band at their peak and a man at the bottom.
5
Jun 03 2023
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Marquee Moon
Television
After the first two tracks, I was in a good place with this. Then track 3 is a 10 and a half minute version of track one? Bumbump bumbump for ten minutes. After already hearing it before?
2
Jun 04 2023
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Spiderland
Slint
If I wrote this, I'd break up band too. There is one cool moment toward the end of washer for about 30 seconds. The rest of this is a waster of time.
2
Jun 05 2023
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Germfree Adolescents
X-Ray Spex
This album opens great. Noisy and full of puss and vinegar. It doesn't hold however. By the end of the record, you can hear new wave sneaking in. Still a fun one though.
3
Jun 06 2023
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Music From Big Pink
The Band
The audio equivalent of going to a barbeque then watching a baseball game. Not a compliment.
2
Jun 07 2023
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Selling England By The Pound
Genesis
Not their best in my opinion. Those last two songs could be 4 total of they just ended then on time...
3
Jun 08 2023
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Fear Of Music
Talking Heads
Had I been born a decade earlier, The Taking Heads would have been my favorite band. The music here is great. But it's constrained by the cruft of it's era. Way to much reverb, to sparse of instrumentation. It's missing some key things to really make it pop.
3
Jun 09 2023
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Daydream Nation
Sonic Youth
While it did beat some sonic hallmarks of it's time, this is basically perfect. An amazing piece of indie rock.
5
Jun 10 2023
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Brothers
The Black Keys
I am soooo bored. This must be what people mean when they tell me they don't get Radiohead. I don't get this. I saw them live once at some festival and I remember thinking the same thing about their set. "I am bored. When is it over?"
2
Jun 11 2023
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Something/Anything?
Todd Rundgren
This is a lot... Of wasted time. There are actually a few moments of good stuff here. But there is much dad rock and studio fucking around that it gets buried. And I'm starting to understand why ppl don't like double albums. They are great when it's music you like, but painful when it's crap like this.
2
Jun 12 2023
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A Grand Don't Come For Free
The Streets
The story is interesting. The rapping is jilted but functional. But the music is way too repetitive. The beats were fine. They just didn't switch anything up enough. That's the only thing here I'm marking off for. This is good otherwise. Not great. But good. Otherwise.
3
Jun 13 2023
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The Atomic Mr Basie
Count Basie & His Orchestra
This was quick and easy. I didn't get much from it but it takes talent to make music like this so I'll give credit where it's due.
3
Jun 14 2023
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Violent Femmes
Violent Femmes
Lots of recognizable songs here. I like many of them. This record is anxiety inducing in a big way and I can't pinpoint why. It's heavy sounding but acoustic and electric with little to no distortion? The constant strumming? I just don't know.
3
Jun 15 2023
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Back To Black
Amy Winehouse
So many 5 star reviews and I just don't get it. Her voice is good. But there are a million people with great voices. The music fine and sounds old without all the cruft that comes with old music. Which I think is fine. But this is really not special in any way. It's a record made by producers for a singer with an alcohol problem.
2
Jun 16 2023
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The Cars
The Cars
So many classic tracks on this album. The Cars influenced a lot of my favorite bands and records like this one really stand out.
5
Jun 17 2023
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So
Peter Gabriel
Every track on this album is a legit banger. Peter Gabriel is the most interesting artist to come out of the 60's and 70's music scene. 'So' is a fascinating album that I forget about sometimes and it doesn't deserve to be forgotten.
5
Jun 18 2023
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461 Ocean Boulevard
Eric Clapton
This record fucking sucks. Eric Clapton sucks. What a shit way to start my Saturday.
1
Jun 19 2023
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Shake Your Money Maker
The Black Crowes
When people ask why rock died, you can answer with bands like The Black Crows. Literally nothing original to be found here. Every note, every vocal has been done to death. If this came out twenty years earlier... maybe. But by 1990, this had been done a million times. It's a snoozefest from start to finish.
3
Jun 20 2023
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Liquid Swords
GZA
This will likely be the most 90's thing I hear this week. I hadn't heard this before and really enjoyed it. Though as with a lot of rap albums from the 90's, I could have done without all the skits. But, it's a tradition and I won't dock points for it.
3
Jun 21 2023
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Your Arsenal
Morrissey
I was a little too late and a little too I to metal for Morrissey. Hearing this now, I would have been I to it for sure. This is legit a great record. Some dull spots here and there. (we'll let you know, certain people I know.) It would be a 4 for me. But fuck Morrissey. I totally get the shame fans feel as I have it too with Marilyn Manson. Why do these guys have to be such wankers? One star because of the man.
1
Jun 22 2023
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Only Built 4 Cuban Linx
Raekwon
I had trouble with this one. The beats were too monotonous and while the flow was alright, it was not really a stand out. This seems like a weaker Wu side project. On the surface this is fine, but I wouldn't say this is a top 1001 album. It's just sort of meh. Also, a lot of these lyrics have not aged well. Which is kind of normal for 90s hip hop. But the homophobia and misogyny was rather pronounced here.
2
Jun 23 2023
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Low
David Bowie
Heroes has more going on. This is okay but they're isn't enough happening for me to really get into it. Having said that. It's Bowie... So it's amazing in any case.
5
Jun 24 2023
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Ill Communication
Beastie Boys
So many legit bangers in the first half of this one. I'm not a huge fan of the Beastie Boys, but this record really does show how talented they are. I just wish the back half was less filler than the first. Even so, some of the punk tracks back there were really good.
4
Jun 25 2023
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Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
Arctic Monkeys
I always thought Favorite Worst Nightmare was the better album. This one has the attitude but not the songs or flow. But it's still really good.
4
Jun 26 2023
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Vivid
Living Colour
I knew the two hits from this record and have always thought they were good. But listening to the rest of this was a lot of fun. There is so much positivity and hope coming off this thing. Even when the subject matter gets heavy. Most of these albums, I stop when the deluxe songs kick in. But I stuck around for all of this. Great record
4
Jun 27 2023
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Hotel California
Eagles
A couple of songs here are good I guess. I don't like it. It's very boomer sounding.
2
Jun 28 2023
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The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
David Bowie
Love Bowie. Though I seem too mostly like his hits more than his deep cuts. This record doesn't have as many hits on it as some of his others. But this record is quick and really solid. I enjoyed it a lot.
4
Jun 29 2023
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Neon Bible
Arcade Fire
If you are going to be pretentious, you have to be good. And these sad anthems aren't fitting that bill. Sure there are some good tracks here, and I flirted with Arcade Fire around the tie this record came out. But in the end, it's hollow and not much happening.
3
Jun 30 2023
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Natty Dread
Bob Marley & The Wailers
It's not Marley's fault that I can't stand reggae and ska. But after listening to this and a few other albums by him, I still can't stand it. I appreciate his message. But I still dislike this immensely.
2
Jul 01 2023
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Bossanova
Pixies
This is the second Pixies album I have gotten for this project. I think the last one was better. This album just doesn't have the standout tracks that some of the others do. This album feels very cohesive, just missing the hooks.
2
Jul 02 2023
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We're Only In It For The Money
The Mothers Of Invention
This record is a time machine. 40 minutes feels like two hours. And it's a long two hours. This sucks.
1
Jul 03 2023
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John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band
John Lennon
I only wish his post Beatles work was half as good. Sadly, other than Imagine, which isn't on this record is the only standout. This is a lot of soul searching with a little whining. It's boring. And if below him.
2
Jul 04 2023
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At Folsom Prison
Johnny Cash
This is such a banger of a record. Cash's attitude and balls to sing those songs in front of those men is beyond epic. Johnny may have been a country singer, but he is more metal than most modern metal bands.
5
Jul 05 2023
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Halcyon Digest
Deerhunter
In what world was this, "released September 27, 2010 to universal critical acclaim."?!? There is nothing here. It's a total waste of time and the band should be ashamed for having made this. This is 46 minutes of filler.
1
Jul 06 2023
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The Trinity Session
Cowboy Junkies
This is fine if a little boring. I am happy to hear records like this in the 1001, even if this really isn't for me.
3
Jul 07 2023
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Superfly
Curtis Mayfield
The instramentation here is phenomenal. Not a big fan of funk but I did recognize a few tracks. Overall this was really good.
3
Jul 08 2023
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The Village Green Preservation Society
The Kinks
This was okay. Still feels like a knock off Beatles. Maybe a little more punk. But not a lot. This is still really safe.
3
Jul 09 2023
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Scott 4
Scott Walker
Somewhere between Nick Drake and a crooner. I prefer Drake. But this isn't bad.
3
Jul 10 2023
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Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin
I have a hard time lingering to Zep without thinking about they and cultural appropriation. They didn't borrow licks from blues. They stole them and made it big with them. This album is good, as all of their records are. But it's tainted.
3
Jul 11 2023
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Cheap Thrills
Big Brother & The Holding Company
This was good. I liked the game love feel. But Joplin isn't my thing. I'm glad this is on the list.
3
Jul 12 2023
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Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space
Spiritualized
There aren't any songs here. Just soundscapes. Which, I guess isn't bad? But this isn't good. It's like if you took the actual songs out of an Oasis record, this is what would be left.
2
Jul 13 2023
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Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Elton John
This is a 5 star album marred by being a double album. Side 1a is awesome, side 2b is pretty good. But the middle sides are total filter.
4
Jul 14 2023
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To Pimp A Butterfly
Kendrick Lamar
This record made me feel old.
2
Jul 15 2023
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Guero
Beck
I liked Beck more the later in his career he got. While I enjoyed the silly and weird albums, these later ones scratch an itch that no one else really can. This record is great. It's a mishmash of styles and it all works well togeather. Nothing sounds out of place because nothing is IN place. It's super fun.
4
Jul 16 2023
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Station To Station
David Bowie
I love Bowie but this is not my favorite of his. Golden Years is a good song but the rest sort of plods along. This is a good album. Just not a great album.
3
Jul 17 2023
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Treasure
Cocteau Twins
This is the most 80's records I've ever heard. Was it recorded in a cave? The reverb just drips off every instrument. All the songs sound the same too.
2
Jul 18 2023
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Green River
Creedence Clearwater Revival
The boomer flow is heaviest with this record. If you like that sort of thing, this would be great for you. I however, do not have fond memories of these sorts of bands.
2
Jul 19 2023
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Oxygène
Jean-Michel Jarre
I'm super impressed by this collection of songs. For 1976, this is really impressive. But this is not an "album". And probably should not be on this list. It's definitely an audio collection of note. But should not be here.
3
Jul 20 2023
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Little Earthquakes
Tori Amos
As a NIN fan, I had always heard that Trent Reznor and Tori Amos has some kind of relationship and that he helped produce some of her music. If true, it was not this record. It's not a bad record. But it's painfully boring. The whole thing is just sort of forgettable and sleepy.
2
Jul 21 2023
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Like Water For Chocolate
Common
This record was very aggressive lyric wise. I liked the parts that weren't misogynistic. But holy shit... I am glad times have changed.
1
Jul 22 2023
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The Blueprint
JAY Z
This came from the era of JAY Z I like. Smooth flow, fun beats.
4
Jul 23 2023
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The Beach Boys Today!
The Beach Boys
I have tried to listen to the beach boys multiple times in my life. People say Pet Sounds is a masterpiece. I don't get it. This is lame barber shop crap.
2
Jul 24 2023
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Shaka Zulu
Ladysmith Black Mambazo
Fun. But very samey.
2
Jul 25 2023
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Dusty In Memphis
Dusty Springfield
Elevator music. Devoid if value.
2
Jul 26 2023
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Moss Side Story
Barry Adamson
Maybe there aren't actually 1001 records worth hearing before I die...
1
Jul 27 2023
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Made In Japan
Deep Purple
A band with such iconic albums released the most over the top corny solo filled borefest of a live album. The ratio of song to solo wankery is like 1:5. I'm not exaggerating. It's exhausting. Also, Black Night is on here THREE FUCKING TIMES. And Speed King is on here twice. Who decided that was a good idea? That adds up to 37 minutes and 45 seconds of TWO FUCKING SONGS.
1
Jul 28 2023
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A Walk Across The Rooftops
The Blue Nile
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1
Jul 29 2023
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The Specials
The Specials
Ska is the worst form of music. I hate this more than I rationally should and I've let it run my day. God damn this sucks.
1
Jul 30 2023
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The Last Broadcast
Doves
This is exactly what I imagine a Coldplay b-side disc would sound like. It's all Coldplay track but missing that something extra that set them apart in those early albums. This isn't bad. A little boring. But fine.
3
Jul 31 2023
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More Songs About Buildings And Food
Talking Heads
I want to like this more than I did. It's catchy, but there isn't anything here for me to really fall in love with. I like other Talking Heads records better.
3
Aug 01 2023
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Zombie
Fela Kuti
This was unexpectedly fun. It hit all the right spots for me.
3
Aug 02 2023
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Ctrl
SZA
I am having a hard tie with this record. Not every record needs to be for me, a middle aged white male. However, two things came to mind while I was listening to this.
First, I remember when Marilyn Manson first hit big and his lyrics were shocking to society. Later in his career, he started saying shocking things just to say them. Just to get a rise out of people. SZA, on this album is clearly trying the same thing. But it's 25 years later. People don't get shocked like that anymore. And since none of this is on the radio, there is no one to offend.
Second, I kept thinking while listening that SZA is obsessed with game playing with people. And my thought was confirmed when she literally claimed that she wasn't. You can't be upset that your man cheats on you when you cheat on him as well. And pitting people against each other for the chase isn't nice.
I know this makes me seem like a conservative asshole. I swear I am not. I am not judging SZA at all here. But her lyrics, which are the stand out as they are laid on a bed of rather boring R&B and hip-hop audio tropes, leave much to be desired. Nothing new here.
2
Aug 03 2023
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The Psychedelic Sounds of the 13th Floor Elevators
The 13th Floor Elevators
What a bore. All of this sounds the same.
1
Aug 04 2023
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Tea for the Tillerman
Cat Stevens
Two of the songs were alright. I can't say this is a favorite of mine. But. Yeah. I like this. Singer songwriter simplicity is good.
3
Aug 05 2023
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Lost In The Dream
The War On Drugs
This is okay at first. It has this heavy, old school Americana feel to it that I can kind of get behind. But it never really goes anywhere. And by the back half of the album it's just fine in too long.
3
Aug 06 2023
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Low-Life
New Order
Eeeeh this was okay. I think I'm in a shit mood though.
3
Aug 07 2023
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Hms Fable
Shack
It's like Oasis and R.E.M wanted to record togeather but had a series of uninspired days in the studio resulting in the most boring super group record of all time.
2
Aug 08 2023
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Synchronicity
The Police
I'm not a huge fan but I recognize this record for what it is. The two hits are alright I guess. This feels like cultural appropriation. And I can't shake it.
2
Aug 09 2023
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Arc Of A Diver
Steve Winwood
I think you had to be there at the time for this one. It's a little Phil Collins, but without the talent or ego. I respect the songwriting. And the fact that he's a multi instrumentalist. But this did nothing for me.
2
Aug 10 2023
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Shadowland
k.d. lang
What? I'll have to go ahead and say this is the biggest shocker of an album. I thought I'd lang was pop.
2
Aug 11 2023
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Movies
Holger Czukay
This is super weird in the best way. It holds together really well and holds up despite being from the 70s. Probably won't listen again, but this was good.
3
Aug 12 2023
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Only By The Night
Kings of Leon
This album is really heavy soft rock. Perfect for the dentist office. None of the songs have definition and all sort of just bleed into each other. Honestly this sounded like one song with breaks throughout to me. It's not really bad or anything. Just nothing ear cathing.
2
Aug 13 2023
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All That You Can't Leave Behind
U2
U2 sucks. Honestly is every U2 album on this list? How? They are truly awful. And this album is from AFTER they were relevant. So it's not even like it's one of the albums considered good!
1
Aug 14 2023
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Off The Wall
Michael Jackson
Sone good stuff here. Not a huge fan of disco. But when MJ does it, it does carry more weight. Overall all this is okay. I like some of the more pop stuff better.
3
Aug 15 2023
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If You Can Believe Your Eyes & Ears
The Mamas & The Papas
I'm glad that society grew out this type of music.
1
Aug 16 2023
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Bug
Dinosaur Jr.
Noisy, early alternative, this record is alright. It runs a little long and the last two tracks try to pull off a magic truck the band is not capable of. Overall this is alright but the same ness and the vocals are kind of a let down.
2
Aug 17 2023
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Introducing The Hardline According To Terence Trent D'Arby
Terence Trent D'Arby
Hard one star. This dude works really hard and it's still crazy boring. Despite his claims, this is no Sgt. Peppers. This just sucks.
1
Aug 18 2023
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Fire Of Love
The Gun Club
Rockabilly punk could be good. But this want. All the songs sound the same and I get the feeling I wouldn't like this guy if I met him in person.
1
Aug 19 2023
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Dookie
Green Day
From the opening drum hit to the secret song about being alone, this record is a banger through and through. This is what I thought punk for a few years there in the early 90s. And I loved it.
5
Aug 20 2023
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Os Mutantes
Os Mutantes
This is the kind of thing I want to hear. Non US and Europe music. Even if it's clearly based on what was happening in those places at the time. This record is wild too. Way out there. Totally hippie and free.
3
Aug 21 2023
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All Directions
The Temptations
When I was in my early 20s I worked on a factory floor where funk and r&b was played every day all day from cassettes over a PA. Even though I was, and am a metal head I always liked a good chunk of what I heard on that floor. And this album was played a lot and it's really a great record. It swings back and forth between funk and r&b in a natural way. My only complaint is that it's actually too short. I would love about 15 more minutes.
4
Aug 22 2023
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Permission to Land
The Darkness
I still don't really like this. But I really like Justin and I have to admit it is catchy and fine really well. It's just too silly.
3
Aug 23 2023
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Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
50 Cent
At the time, I remember thinking somehow that 50 Cent was kind of the pop hip-hop guy? Despite his street credentials, his party anthem hits just seemed to be more happy and silly than some of the other rappers at the time. Listening back to this, I still feel this way. But it's clear that 50 did not think of himself like that. I think this record is "meh". It contains all of the misogyny of hip-hop from the time, which is a real bummer. And I was bored for quite a bit of this despite the smooth flow of 50 himself.
2
Aug 24 2023
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Solid Air
John Martyn
Comparisons to Nick Drake are impossible here so I won't try to pretend otherwise. It's not as good. By a long shot. And that's okay! This is really well instrumented, solid singer songwriter. And it's good. But it's a little uninspired and no single track moves me at all.
3
Aug 25 2023
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Loveless
My Bloody Valentine
There is a lot here too love. But holy hell there is so much wasted time on this record. All those great ideas only really should fill half of this thing. I love shoegaze and this is super cool shoegaze. But this could be better with just a little tightening up.
3
Aug 26 2023
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Mothership Connection
Parliament
I liked this record a little less than done of the others kind of felt like this one had less direction. Less of a hook.
2
Aug 27 2023
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Siembra
Willie Colón & Rubén Blades
I loved this. I listened to it now than once and I'll probably add it to my rotation. It's super bright and fun, the horns and strings sound amazing, and it's so outside my normal wheelhouse, I get excited knowing I have something this different to listen to.
5
Aug 28 2023
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Strange Cargo III
William Orbit
Why are these techno records so long? Like every one is over an hour. And it's all just a repeating snoozefest. There is nothing here worth listening to.
2
Aug 29 2023
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Heroes
David Bowie
It's Bowie during his most productive period. Some of the tracks toward the end are padded a bit. But this is an easy 5.
5
Aug 30 2023
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Connected
Stereo MC's
I think this record is trying to say deep things. But it's soooooo cheesy I can't hear any messages. This never hit in the US. But there was certainly cheesy crap here in 1992 not too dissimilar to this. This is crap. Let's be clear about that. But it's crap that lives in its moment. And it does that rather well.
2
Aug 31 2023
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Heartbreaker
Ryan Adams
A.A. Bondy released his debut album in 2007. It is a masterpiece. And I would not be surprised if he took inspiration from Ryan Adams. Adams didn't invent this style of singer/songwriter country pop style. But this particular brand seems more rare than some others. This album just doesn't click the way Bondy's does.
It's good. But it doesn't elicit the emotional heft it's trying too. Songs like "Come pick me up" are too cliche stylistically to move me and the slower tracks lack vocal and lyric lines that me stop and take notice.
The reality is this is a really well put together record made up of forgettable songs. There's a proto something here... But whatever that thing is, it was taken and implemented by others.
I should note I didn't find out he was a likely rapist until after I had heard the record. In this case I dropped my score from 2 to 1 stars. So only a small effect overall. But fuck this guy. I also think it's funny how butt hurt he gets when compared to Bryan Adams. I almost changed my review to one about Bryan, then realizing I was reviewing the wrong guy half way though. That would have been fun. But I ran out of time.
1
Sep 01 2023
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Youth And Young Manhood
Kings of Leon
This came out during a period in my life when I couldn't afford CD's or even the Internet for a bit there. So I missed the garage rock thing. It flashed so fast that by the time I would have gotten into it, it was over. I only share that to say that I had never heard this before but only by coincidence. I like the Hives and The Vines okay I guess but I haven't much history with any of them.
Why does every song have the same rhythm? Like drums and guitars are the same rhythm for 75% of this record. Cutting to the chase, this is not good. It's super bland, the guitars sound like shit, and there is nothing here to hook anyone.
1
Sep 02 2023
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Back In Black
AC/DC
So many musicians I adore and respect count AC/DC as one of their favorites. But I never got it. I'm ignoring the "every album sounds the same" refrain, which has been talked about to death in the case of AC/DC.
This is one of the most confident records I have ever heard. Every guitar lick, every base and drum line, every lyric exudes confidence. It's a confidence that so many bands try to front, but very few actually convey.
This record is also really well put togeather. The songwriting is tight, there is zero time waste, and it sounds great. This record really benefits from listening with good speakers or headphones. It's getting a high score from me even though it's not really my style.
I also should mention that I spent the rest 9f the day listening to other record from AC/DC. Their career really came out banging at the start. It's crazy.
It totally belongs high on this list and I'm super glad I heard this one. Before today, I only knew the hits.
5
Sep 03 2023
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Southern Rock Opera
Drive-By Truckers
This sucks. And there's a lot of it.
1
Sep 04 2023
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Penance Soiree
The Icarus Line
Aaron North makes every note chaos in the best way here. As he always does. This album is sloppy and it is barely holding together. And that is the genius of it. Not many hooks or traditional riffs. Just wild punk rock played with the energy of the sun.
4
Sep 05 2023
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From Elvis In Memphis
Elvis Presley
I'm not an Elvis fan. Was wondering when I would get him. This wasn't bad but none of his hits were on this one. Still not a fan.
2
Sep 06 2023
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Screamadelica
Primal Scream
Generic. Repetitive. Boring. Long.
2
Sep 07 2023
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Roots
Sepultura
This was one of my first metal records. Max has been a large influence on me since the 90s. This record is an easy 5 stars and should be considered one of few non American or European classics.
5
Sep 08 2023
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The Hissing Of Summer Lawns
Joni Mitchell
There are better Mitchell records out there.
2
Sep 09 2023
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KIWANUKA
Michael Kiwanuka
This is GREAT! Never heard of this artist before and I am getting strong TV on the Radio vibes but a little more chill. It's modern but has touches of classic 60's rock. It's recorded perfectly too. DAMN this is good. This is a banger and I am now following this dude on Spotify.
5
Sep 10 2023
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Slipknot
Slipknot
Yes I was the child of a divorce. Yes I have a step-dad who was/is cool as hell but I was angsty when this came out. Yes I loved Korn at the time. And yes. I first heard this record at my job, and I am not kidding, at my job at Blockbuster Video the same year I graduated High School. And Yes. I FUCKING LOVE THIS RECORD.
5
Sep 11 2023
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Cupid & Psyche 85
Scritti Politti
This is absolute hot trash of the highest order. Nothing here is worth hearing them or now. This should not be on the list.
1
Sep 12 2023
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The Yes Album
Yes
The good parts are really good. But the weird country influence is jarring and really distracts from the rest.
3
Sep 13 2023
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Live At The Harlem Square Club
Sam Cooke
This was great for a live record in the 60s, the sound is crystal. The energy is way up there and I enjoyed every track.
4
Sep 14 2023
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Surfer Rosa
Pixies
Couple of classics on here and a few modes as well. Overall a good record.
3
Sep 15 2023
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Dig Me Out
Sleater-Kinney
This is okay but I was really hoping for hooks. Every song I'm waiting for the hook. And by the end, there were none.
3
Sep 16 2023
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The Man Machine
Kraftwerk
I've heard chunks of this record over the years and have always been impressed, with an astrix. And reading the reviews you see it all over the place. This record is mind bogglingly ahead of its time and would have been insane to hear in 1979. And it's also awesome that we've come so far that here in 2023, it's normal for modular synths to be in mainstream music. But it doesn't hold up.
While this record 100% should be on this list, it's now a VERY important footnote in musical history. It's a first. An impressive one. But it doesn't hold up to today. And that's okay!
I loved hearing it all the way through.
5
Sep 17 2023
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Arthur (Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire)
The Kinks
I hadn't heard the Kinks before today. Gotta say, it's really meh. A lot of bands tried to sound like the Beatles. This was not a good attempt.
2
Sep 18 2023
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Green
R.E.M.
Every time I hit an R.E.M. album I end up spending the entire day listening to them. Such an amazing band. This record only produced 1 or 2 hits but the whole thing is great.
5
Sep 19 2023
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In Rainbows
Radiohead
I have every note of this record memorized. When this thing dropped, it changed my entire world view on music. I had been a fan of Radiohead before. But this. It blows me away every time I hear it
5
Sep 20 2023
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Superfuzz Bigmuff
Mudhoney
I've never given Mudhoney a proper listen before despite being in the orbit for many years. It's good, not great. They have the sound. They have the attitude. But they are missing the hooks and riffs. I still enjoyed this though. It's got a lot of heart.
3
Sep 21 2023
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Calenture
The Triffids
This. What the fuck?. This is. This is one of those records that couldn't sell for a dollar at the record store. How the duck is this crap on the list? Can I give a zero? This deserves a zero.
1
Sep 22 2023
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Arise
Sepultura
This album shows a lot of growth for the band and it's a legit banger of a record. But in two albums, they will perfect their sound and become one of the best metal bands of all time. This record is awesome. But the next two are even better.
5
Sep 23 2023
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The Number Of The Beast
Iron Maiden
Never been a huge Maiden fan as I grew up with less cheesey, heavier metal. But I love some of these songs. It's just my first pick.
4
Sep 24 2023
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Night Life
Ray Price
I supremely dislike modern country. But I've grown to like dinners like Cash and Willie. But this is not that dirty of country. And it's not the modern crap either. This is like a Sinatra wannabe with a southern twang. I don't really like it. But it's not the worst thing I've heard.
3
Sep 25 2023
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Groovin'
The Young Rascals
Says nothing. Does nothing new. Totally inoffensive in every way. And a total bore. There was a lot going on at the time, any this band captured none of it. But at least it's short...
2
Sep 26 2023
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Green Onions
Booker T. & The MG's
Eh. Pretty samey throughout. Not bad. The one song everyone knows is in there... meh. Meh. ... ... yeah. Meh.
2
Sep 27 2023
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Destroy Rock & Roll
Mylo
"Thou shall not make repetitive generic music." As usual with DJs. Good ideas and cool grooves wasted by boring repetition.
2
Sep 28 2023
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Honky Tonk Masquerade
Joe Ely
Was not expecting a lot from this. But it really caught me off guard in a good way. Boxcars is a legit banger and many of the other tracks had be stopping to listen. This record is short, Texas and the perfect bridge between the 70's and 80's. It FEELS like the 80's. And I really enjoyed it.
3
Sep 29 2023
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Fifth Dimension
The Byrds
Eh. It's alright. I get that maybe it was considered more experimental at the time. But it's really sloppy allover. And you can tell that sloppiness was not on purpose.
2
Sep 30 2023
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The World is a Ghetto
War
I knew two of these tracks but had never listened to the whole thing. This is some great funk. It went on a little too long but I liked all the tracks.
3
Oct 01 2023
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Apple Venus Volume 1
XTC
What is this? NO! No. Stop. This is the worst. This is as generic as it gets and should have been elevator music when it was NEW.
1
Oct 02 2023
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Violator
Depeche Mode
When this hits, it's amazing. But I feel like it doesn't hit enough for the significance it receives. It's good. But a lot of filler.
3
Oct 03 2023
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Garbage
Garbage
Claus 90s. A little overproduced. But basically perfect for it's time.
5
Oct 04 2023
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Darkness on the Edge of Town
Bruce Springsteen
I've tried this record a number of times. It's a classic for sure. Just not one for me.
3
Oct 05 2023
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Steve McQueen
Prefab Sprout
Well. It's 80s alright. But is it good 80s?
2
Oct 06 2023
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Joan Armatrading
Joan Armatrading
Fine I guess. Rather forgettable.
3
Oct 07 2023
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Fulfillingness' First Finale
Stevie Wonder
I do like his hits. But they aren't here. This is still alright. A little too disco at times. I do wish some hits were on here...
3
Oct 08 2023
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System Of A Down
System Of A Down
I loved this record when it hit in '98. It's so raw and sloppy while holding togeather perfectly. Their later albums never gave me the same feeling. But this one is a certified banger. My favorite track on here is Peephole. It's just so outlandish and weird. I love every second of it.
5
Oct 09 2023
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Sex Packets
Digital Underground
This is now the worst thing that I have ever heard in my life. And there is sooooo much of it. Who the FUCK thought ANY of this would be worth listening too? This is so bad, it put me in a bad mood for the day. How the fuck did this shit make it to the list? And I would like to hear how many of these guys have been #metoo ed. Ask the songs are about date rape.
1
Oct 10 2023
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The Queen Is Dead
The Smiths
So here we have to put up with Morressy, and it's a boring Smiths record? There are no hooks here. It's just waves of reverb and whiney bullshit. Which sucks. Because I normally LOVE whiney bullshit. Fuck Morressy.
2
Oct 11 2023
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A Hard Day's Night
Beatles
Not my favorite Beatles record. I prefer Rubber Soul and later. But this record is a banger for it's time. And while others here will continue to say the Beatles are overrated... Well there has been a lot of shit on this list from '64. None of it is really any good. None of it takes risks or defines a generation of music. So on that merit, this crushes.
5
Oct 12 2023
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The Rolling Stones
The Rolling Stones
Stones. No thanks.
1
Oct 13 2023
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Sheet Music
10cc
I listened to this this yesterday morning and I literally can't remember what it sounded like. It can't be good if it had that little impact.
1
Oct 14 2023
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Beautiful Freak
Eels
I really dug this record. Not sure why I haven't heard it before. I was the perfect age for this record when it was released and the weirdness of it is right up my alley. This is good. I almost wish it was a little harder at times. The lyrics are Beck/The Flaming Lips level weird which I also like.
4
Oct 15 2023
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Aqualung
Jethro Tull
It really feels like they were making this up as they went along. There really isn't any definition to the tracks. It's just sort of rolls along song after song only being broken up by random flute solos? It's weird that years later they would be considered a metal band and beat out Metallica... I don't get it. It isn't bad. Just...
2
Oct 16 2023
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Guitar Town
Steve Earle
Country Springsteen? No thanks. I muscled through. But hillbilly Mellencamp is not for me.
1
Oct 17 2023
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A Night At The Opera
Queen
There is a little bloat here and the weird song about the drummer wanting to bang his car. But this is still a hard 5. The bloat can be forgiven here as when this thing slaps, it slaps hard.
5
Oct 18 2023
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Parachutes
Coldplay
I know everyone bags on Coldplay. And I wouldn't say I'm a fan or anything. But this record does have some cool shit in it. It's got a mood I can dig. And when it came out, it was really just for a certain kind of person who felt like music had moved passed where they were. Rock was all dudes screaming and hip-hop isn't for everyone. So this would have been perfect for that kind of person.
4
Oct 19 2023
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Triangle
The Beau Brummels
There are so many of these 60s psychedelic bands on this list. And almost all of them should have just been given by time. This is one of them. There is nothing of value here.
1
Oct 20 2023
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Myths Of The Near Future
Klaxons
Very meh. I remember when this came out and thinking this was incredibly mediocre. My option has not changed.
2
Oct 21 2023
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Frank
Amy Winehouse
I disagree she was a good singer. She just want that special.
2
Oct 22 2023
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Oar
Alexander 'Skip' Spence
If the author removed 60s psychedelic rock, the book would only have 500 records in it. This is yet another shitty half baked record that should not be on this list. And it's over an hour. Great... By the end of this, dude is literally just making shit up as he goes along. This is trash.
1
Oct 23 2023
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Vento De Maio
Elis Regina
This is really good soft rock for its era. Some of the electric piano instruments have aged very poorly. But the song structures hold togeather really well regardless. I don't know what the songs are about but I feel them which is more important anyway. This isn't my style of music. But this is great.
3
Oct 24 2023
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There's No Place Like America Today
Curtis Mayfield
Very forgettable.
2
Oct 25 2023
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High Violet
The National
While Boxer and Alligator may be better, this record feels most urgent. It's also around three bands peak. After this, everything has been rather boring. This is peak sad dad music.
5
Oct 26 2023
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(What's The Story) Morning Glory
Oasis
The summer after this cave I was 14 or so and I was cutting a lot of grass. The next year I found out about metal. But this summer Oasis was king. I hadn't yet gotten high. But I assumed it sounded like this record.
5
Oct 27 2023
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Frampton Comes Alive
Peter Frampton
Live albums are great if you like band that's playing.
2
Oct 28 2023
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GREY Area
Little Simz
I really dig this. I liked the flow, I liked the beats. Never heard of Little Simz before. This was a great addition to my musical history.
4
Oct 29 2023
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Exile In Guyville
Liz Phair
Too much filler. The legit songs are okay but there is a lot of just single chord stroking here.
2
Oct 30 2023
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Abattoir Blues / The Lyre of Orpheus
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
I don't get Nick Cave. And I don't get this. This is like Bruce Springsteen without the talent. It's just sort of this one note show tuney way over the top single note thing. Not. Good.
2
Oct 31 2023
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Blue Lines
Massive Attack
This is better than some techno in this list. It's let repetitive and doesn't have the same bpm in every song. But there aren't any stand outs here for me either.
2
Nov 01 2023
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Deep Purple In Rock
Deep Purple
Nothing says metal wire like a bitchen Hammond organ solo...
2
Nov 02 2023
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Out of Step
Minor Threat
Short, angry, brash, fresh. This record slaps. Hardcore isn't my favorite punk. But it doesn't matter here. There is so much spirit, it overcome everything.
4
Nov 03 2023
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Cloud Nine
The Temptations
An early funk album from 1969 that opens with Fuzz on the guitar... This record has a lot going on. It's cross genre, it's fidelity is really high, and the songs flow really well. I do wish there was some differentiation in the verses. They all sort of blend togeather in my head. Choruses are real stand outs though.
3
Nov 04 2023
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Tres Hombres
ZZ Top
Like all ZZ Top, this is alright but a little boring. Their hit is on here so that helps.
3
Nov 05 2023
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Take Me Apart
Kelela
In the second track, there is this whistle wheeze that repeats through. It the sound my dog makes before he throws up on the carpet at 3 am. That kind of covers my thoughts on this. This also contains a bunch of cliche retread pop and r&b elements. This is boring.
1
Nov 06 2023
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Endtroducing.....
DJ Shadow
I come back to this one every few years and really like it. It's not my normal style of music but this one really stands out.
4
Nov 07 2023
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C'est Chic
CHIC
Disco is bad. The guy can't save this.
1
Nov 08 2023
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At Fillmore East
The Allman Brothers Band
They started in 71, and I think they are still playing the first guitar solo... An hour and 18 minutes of the same exact guitar tone, same key, and same bpm for over 90% of it. This is trash. No matter how much you want to figure them for being a jam band. This is utter trash. Just a guitar player jerking it in front of hippies.
1
Nov 09 2023
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Grievous Angel
Gram Parsons
Gross.
1
Nov 10 2023
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AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted
Ice Cube
This sounds awful. The beats are really dated and have aged rather poorly. And there is a lot of woman hate here. More aging poorly.
1
Nov 11 2023
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Blackstar
David Bowie
I knew his hits and was kind meh about Bowie. My favorite musician, Trent Reznor always spoke so highly of him. When he died, I bought this on vinyl just to kind of check out what his last album sounded like. There are some fairly cheesy dated but Bowie sounds in there. But this record is genius. It's shocking how much it grabs the listener. I've never heard anything like it.
This record, his last got a 42 year old man into Bowie long after he was topping charts. This may be the best last record by any artist. Honestly, it's a masterpiece.
5
Nov 12 2023
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Head Hunters
Herbie Hancock
This was okay. Kind of not my thing and I fell asleep during part of it.
3
Nov 13 2023
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Bubble And Scrape
Sebadoh
Woah. This is not good. These songs are just a mess of weird. And not in a good way.
2
Nov 14 2023
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Out Of The Blue
Electric Light Orchestra
There is a reason that Blue Sky is a hit and nothing else is remembered. This record is 99% fluff. Just directionless navel gazing with the occasional cool moment here or there. The one exception is the hit. I don't mean to say that all songs should be verse/chorus/verse. Rather, the songs here lack hooks, catchy moments, some semblance of order... It's just all a blur. Except Blue Sky, which also prolly shifted the 10 million units.
2
Nov 15 2023
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Deja Vu
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
I don't hear any Neil Young here. The guy is good. But the rest is meh at best. This"supergroup" is missing a key component or two.
2
Nov 16 2023
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The Lexicon Of Love
ABC
I'm 90% sure this was a Culture Club cover band that somehow got a hold of a bunch of actual Culture Club b sides and recorded them. This is that band without the great hooks.
2
Nov 17 2023
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Billion Dollar Babies
Alice Cooper
This was alright. Not a huge fan of Cooper as it is kind of cheesy now. But had I not grown up with Marilyn Manson, I would have probably loved this. Songs are good I suppose but I want them to be way more hard rock than they are.
3
Nov 18 2023
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Want Two
Rufus Wainwright
This wasn't bad. A little Thom York, and a little Elliott Smith. I liked it.
4
Nov 19 2023
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Kenza
Khaled
Bletch. I would love to hear some actual Algerian or other middle eastern music. But this is just garbage pop sung in a style. And Imagine.... Jesus Christ what a bad version. I was wondering if he had the balls to say "No religion" and it appears he did that right... so. I don't know. There are moments on here that I like. The first track is actually really good. And some bits in the last 10% of the record are alright as well. But overall, this isn't good.
2
Nov 20 2023
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Want One
Rufus Wainwright
Not bad. But very forgettable.
2
Nov 21 2023
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Among The Living
Anthrax
Of the big 4, Slayer was my favorite musically, and Anthrax was my favorite attitude wise. But I never really liked the Joey's sung vocals and I really never like chanted slogan style vocals from Joey and Scott.
This is a 5 star album for sure. But I really struggle to get past the singing. But I don't think that should be a black mark against Joey. He seems like a great dude and he has done a great job of sperating himself from the pack.
4
Nov 22 2023
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Revolver
Beatles
A classic.
5
Nov 23 2023
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Tago Mago
Can
Holy shit! I made this same record in 1994 when I was 13 on my Yamaha MT4X 4-track recorder! I think I still have the cassette in my moms basement!
Yes I realize that technology has changed and all but this is a waste of everyone's time. Sometimes influential isn't good. This is one of those times.
2
Nov 24 2023
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Freak Out!
The Mothers Of Invention
I wish I "got" Zappa. Truly I wish I did. It's just all weird for weirds sake to me. I just want to be a part of it. But I'm not. This sucks. And I hate that I hate it.
2
Nov 25 2023
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Greetings From L.A.
Tim Buckley
Eh. The volume of these 60s and 70s rockish records is way too high. This is just another in a long line of them.
1
Nov 26 2023
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Next
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
This goes on so many direction. 50s doo wop, cabaret, punk. It's all over the place. And it's okay. Some of the lyrical ideas are rather put there and don't fit the music. But it's okay.
3
Nov 27 2023
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Face to Face
The Kinks
Eh. It's fine I guess.
2
Nov 28 2023
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Hejira
Joni Mitchell
This isn't for me to get. But I don't get this. The music is slushy with no real form. And she isn't singing to the music anyway.
1
Nov 29 2023
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Miriam Makeba
Miriam Makeba
I liked this change of pace. This music was soulful and pleasant.
3
Nov 30 2023
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Black Holes and Revelations
Muse
I am really hit or miss with Muse. A lot of their earlier stuff was super riff heavy with a little operatic flourish thrown in. But they seem to be trying to turn into Queen... And it's not working for me. This record is okay. But there is a lot of wasted space in here and I think it's trying to be more profound than it is.
3
Dec 01 2023
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Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley
It's Elvis. We all know what this is.
4
Dec 02 2023
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Teenage Head
Flamin' Groovies
I never liked the Stones. And I don't like this. So I suppose their connection through Jagger's thoughts on this album makes sense. It's well put together and all. It's just empty and doesn't elicit any excitement from me. I am sure had I been a teen in '71, I would feel different.
2
Dec 03 2023
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Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water
Limp Bizkit
By the time this record came out, I had move on from Limp Bizkit. The rawness of that first record wasn't there during the second for me. By this third record I thought the band wasn't going to be a thing anymore. But I was wrong.
Despite the fact they make fun of my favorite band in the opening track, and despite the song Rollin', one of the dumbest lyric lines ever, this record slaps. And it's thanks to Wes. He made this record what it is. The guitars on this are fantastic. And Boiler may actually be the best Limp Bizkit song.
Fred Durst couldn't ruin how good this record sounds. It's just too good.
I will say in closing however that there is 16 minutes of literal wasted time at the end of this record. There is nothing of value after Hold On ends. Ben Stiller is funny but come on... Ugh. Losing a star just for that alone.
4
Dec 04 2023
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Band On The Run
Paul McCartney and Wings
This was alright. I had heard the hits but not the whole thing. I do think there was some magic that the Beatles that just never materialized in any of the solo work. I know Wings had a rather popular Greatest Hits record years after this. It's just... It's just not the same.
3
Dec 05 2023
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2112
Rush
I've been on the edge of rush most of my life. I'm a huge Tool fan and I like all the navel gazing. But none of these dings grab me like some of their other songs. There's no Tom Sawyer here. It's good, not great.
3
Dec 06 2023
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Maxinquaye
Tricky
Even after using hooks by Portishead and early Smashing Pumpkins, they still aren't as cool as the Sneaker Pimps. This just needs more hooks. There isn't enough here to be good. Nothing really happens on this record. And there is a lot of record
1
Dec 07 2023
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Kollaps
Einstürzende Neubauten
I get why this record is so low rated. And it's really not very good. However. It came out in 1981, and didn't use computers. This thing is so far ahead of it's time that it had zero chance at being "good" in the traditional sense. It could use some melody. But otherwise, this is a great piece of history.
3
Dec 08 2023
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Pink Moon
Nick Drake
This record is so good. I've been searching for a copy on vinyl for ages. It's so sad and warming at the same time.
5
Dec 09 2023
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Chicago Transit Authority
Chicago
The actual songs here are fairly good. Too bad this album has so much guitar wankery. It literally ruins a good album. If it weren't for all the extra jerking off, this would be a 4.
1
Dec 10 2023
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Qui sème le vent récolte le tempo
MC Solaar
I wanted this to be better. I love the flow but the beats are all the same. It's kind of monotonous after the first three tracks. The rapping sounds super solid and I love hearing it in French. I just with the music itself had some variation.
2
Dec 11 2023
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Chemtrails Over The Country Club
Lana Del Rey
This record has zero cultural relevance, does nothing new, is not good. Not sure how this made it to the list the year it came out. I'm sure it'll get pulled at some point. It's total crap. The songs to have definition, but the breathy mumbling and word sluring isn't getting high marks.
1
Dec 12 2023
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Hysteria
Def Leppard
Cheesey radio friendly butt rock. Some of the courses really get me anyway.
3
Dec 13 2023
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Duck Stab/Buster & Glen
The Residents
No.
NO!
1
Dec 14 2023
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1989
Taylor Swift
I am fine with Swift being a huge star. But her music is the cultural equivalent of a pop tart. Sugar on top of card board. There is no meat in these songs. It's all a sugar rush. I didn't get much out of this.
2
Dec 15 2023
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Rust In Peace
Megadeth
Of the big 4, my favorite was always Slayer. And I usually think of Megadeth as the scrappy little brother due to Dave's relationship with Metallica. Which is all to say that while I like Megadeth okay, they are not my favorite. This record slaps though. It's a little cheesy, but that's more age than anything. The vocal is still a whiny mess.
5
Dec 16 2023
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The Fat Of The Land
The Prodigy
Techno is usually repetitive and boring after only a few bars. Prodigy has never had this issue. Every repeated loop has something special. You are not allowed to be bored. The Music and lyrics are offensive and amazing. This record is not my type of music. And it's flawless.
5
Dec 17 2023
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Beauty And The Beat
The Go-Go's
I was in a really bad mood when I started this one and when it was over I was in lass a bad mood. New wave is not normally my jam but this actually made me feel better. So I'm giving it high marks.
4
Dec 18 2023
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The ArchAndroid
Janelle Monáe
I don't know what to call this. But I like it. A lot. From the Metropolis iconography to the genre bending music, this record slaps. Never heard of the artist or this record. But I'm a follow on Spotify now.
4
Dec 19 2023
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Peter Gabriel
Peter Gabriel
I'm a fan of Peter Gabriel. But other than the hot on this one, I'm a little less enthusiastic. This record is too all over the place. Maybe that is what he was going for. But it doesn't feel cohesive the way his Genesis work did. It feels more like a collection of songs. There are better records by him out there.
4
Dec 20 2023
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Idlewild
Everything But The Girl
Okay. Real talk. How does a group like this get signed? There is no bar for a talent scout to see them perform. There is no demo where someone would hear this and want to pay for more. And this is the FOURTH record by them! Additionally, who was like, yeah, 4th record, let's just use the beats that come out of the Casio keyboard we bought for $100 that's meant to teach children how to play piano.
This record sucks. It's not even good elevator or dentist office music. It's total shit.
11 songs in btw. They choose to use a real guitar and some Hammond organ and bongos. They waited 11 so gs to use real
1
Dec 21 2023
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Django Django
Django Django
This was odd. I liked it. A little repetitive and the vocals weren't too my taste. But this is still really good
4
Dec 22 2023
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Tical
Method Man
This was... a lot of fun. I am a metal head who likes some rap. And this fits that category. It didn't drag with a bunch of wasted time or skits. The flow was great, his voice is clear and sounded awesome. Dude, full marks on this one.
5
Dec 23 2023
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The Low End Theory
A Tribe Called Quest
I liked this a lot but it hasn't aged well. All the tracks bleed together and tracks about pagers and women just don't hold up in 2023. As a time capsule, this is great. And the flow is admittedly super smooth too. Oh and it's fairly positive! Which I like from a hip-hop album.
But age has not been kind to this record.
3
Dec 24 2023
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Ellington at Newport
Duke Ellington
With all the praise this received I was ready to give this a high score. But I just don't get it. Multiple times in this record he just squeals at me for no reason. And why is this over 2 hours long? It's not good. As an I production to the form or as a first Duke.
2
Dec 25 2023
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The Seldom Seen Kid
Elbow
Easy 5 for me. Going in, I had liked 8 of these tracks already in Spotify. I went ahead and like the other two. This record slaps. Elbow is criminally underrated.
5
Dec 26 2023
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NEU! 75
Neu!
A little repetitive. But I can tell it's influence other bands throughout.
3
Dec 27 2023
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Queen Of Denmark
John Grant
Okay. This sounds like it wants to be dub step but doesn't have enough bass for it? I don't know probably not. It's ambient. And okay. A little long? I don't know
3
Dec 28 2023
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Live!
Fela Kuti
Fun. Lots of drumming. Super positive.
3
Dec 29 2023
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Funeral
Arcade Fire
Never been a fan of Arcade Fire. This didn't change that. But I may have accidentally listened twice? This felt like 2 hours, not 50 minutes. I don't think it sucks THAT bad. But it does suck.
2
Dec 30 2023
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The Bones Of What You Believe
CHVRCHES
I've seen Churches and Metric live. With the exception of a little guitar, completely interchangeable. The start of this record is a synth drenched soundscape that's boring but fine. By then though it's all boring 808s and a Casio piano. I don't know what happened here. But the end of this is wildly lazy.
2
Dec 31 2023
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The Band
The Band
Opening song had me convinced it was the opening to a shitty sitcom. This record did not resonate with me. It just sounds like slow dirty hill music. Which is fine. But nothing special really.
2
Jan 01 2024
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Electric Prunes
The Electric Prunes
It's trying to say something that the lyric writer doesn't quite have a handle on. All these psychedelic rock bands would be gone in a few years. They all sounded the same. None of them were bad per se. But they are too drenched in reverb and the songs just aren't hook laden enough for them to be remembered. This isn't bad. And it's short thankfully. But it's also not memorable at all.
2
Jan 02 2024
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The Gilded Palace Of Sin
The Flying Burrito Brothers
Super forgettable country.
2
Jan 03 2024
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Kala
M.I.A.
"Thou shall not make repetitive genetic music" This record is so damn repetitive. Even paper planes, the hit, repetitive.
1
Jan 04 2024
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Tonight's The Night
Neil Young
I literally thought "ugh" when I saw what this was.
2
Jan 05 2024
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Lust For Life
Iggy Pop
Iggy was on star trek deep space nine. It was cool.
3
Jan 06 2024
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Let England Shake
PJ Harvey
This is... not good. It's pretentious, boring, and haz literally zero stand out moments. Someone asks this for every album so I guess it's my turn. Why would this album make it to the list? It's not culturally significant, it's not influencing anyone of note, and does nothing new in any way. It's just crappy indie rock.
1
Jan 07 2024
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Surrealistic Pillow
Jefferson Airplane
Souch unibeat on this record. It's like super primal. And the entire thing is drenched in hall reverb. Them there's the acoustic guitar jerk off session. Not sure I like it. Even with the hit.
2
Jan 08 2024
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Histoire De Melody Nelson
Serge Gainsbourg
Music, 5. This is fun, engaging, and super different. Love the guitars and drums big time. I love the dudes voice, and the woman singer is alright too when she pops in. Buuuuuuuuut then I read about what the album was about. There is no way I can give this more than one star. I know times have changed but common! Fucking gross.
So here we have a 5 star album getting a one because of some Epstein wannabe pedo shit.
1
Jan 09 2024
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Cafe Bleu
The Style Council
Not every experiment should be published. Sometimes an idea isn't working out and shouldn't be put to tape and spread to the masses. Just saying.
1
Jan 10 2024
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Peter Gabriel 3
Peter Gabriel
Mmmm Peter Gabriel. The perfect mix is experimental and pop music.
5
Jan 11 2024
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Vulgar Display Of Power
Pantera
Pantera is not my favorite metal band. I love the groove, but not the southern pride crap. And while I respect their place in metal history, it's hard to overlook done if their bullshit. This is a good record however. Some really great host and vocal work.
4
Jan 12 2024
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Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea
PJ Harvey
I wanted to like this now than I did. It is just sort of boring. My mond wandered through most of it and if anything exciting happened, I must have missed it. Even Thom couldn't save it.
2
Jan 13 2024
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Woodface
Crowded House
I don't require that every band be dour and depressing. But this is like this emotionless, not fun Wiggles. Maybe? I don't know. It's not good or engaging. Sometimes the vocal wants to be John Lennon. THat also sucks...
1
Jan 14 2024
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Brothers In Arms
Dire Straits
Crazy how front loaded this is.
3
Jan 15 2024
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No Other
Gene Clark
This kind of record is not for me. But it was good for what it is. To me it's rather forgettable. Though I did enjoy the record as it went on and became less twangy.
3
Jan 16 2024
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Venus Luxure No. 1 Baby
Girls Against Boys
I like the rawness of this but there is nothing to look forward too. No riffs, no breakdowns, no moments of feeling anything really. In the end it all just melts togeather.
2
Jan 17 2024
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The Coral
The Coral
I don't know man... Maybe there are only 500 records I must hear before I die. This wasn't one of them. But it's not a 1 star either. I just don't know.
2
Jan 18 2024
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Ritual De Lo Habitual
Jane's Addiction
This is not my favorite Janes record. As it stands, I kind of only like their hits, and I don't like this hit. So this one isn't as important to me. It's still competent, but it's not as raw and dreamy as I want.
3
Jan 19 2024
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Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters
I'm surprised how polarizing this record and the Foo's are here. Though I suppose people don't remember rock when this thing came out. This record was one of few rock records at the time that wasn't terminally depressing. There is a sadness here. But Dave is carrying on. And this record felt fresh. Dave and Kurt were never going to be John and Paul. This was needed to let Dave shine. And nirvana would not have continued being the band it was had Kurt lived. This is born out of a mess of emotions and a crazy time in music. It's a classic.
5
Jan 20 2024
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Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against The Machine
An instant perfect album from start to finish. No fat to be found in this thing. It's all vinegar and kicks to the teeth. A true record one must hear before they die. It is a product of it's time and place, and a true piece or art.
5
Jan 21 2024
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Different Class
Pulp
This was weird, and new to me. It's anthemic and has a show tunes quality I think. Not something I will go back to but it was a fun listen.
3
Jan 22 2024
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Our Aim Is To Satisfy
Red Snapper
This wasn't bad. But I was bored. And it was super repetitive. Which I didn't like.
2
Jan 23 2024
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Peggy Suicide
Julian Cope
I am usually in for the super weird stuff. But this was weird in a boring way. There just wasn't anything in there for me. It felt like a REM cover band in a few moments. And those moments were actually really good! There were other good moments as well. But no good entire songs. Which I would think would be crucial for a record to be successful even if half of this list is trying to prove otherwise.
2
Jan 24 2024
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Winter In America
Gil Scott-Heron
20 minutes before sing with chords and a beat. I know it's jazz or whatever. But this is just sort of naval gazing. And many of these songs don't have an ending. They just sorry of face out. I suspect it's because they aren't real songs. The message may be great. But the package is lacking.
2
Jan 25 2024
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São Paulo Confessions
Suba
This is a fun pace change. It's not really innovative but it doesn't fit in a genre either which I like. It's a little like a bar band with synth. But then the last three tracks are just crappy dub.
2
Jan 26 2024
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L'Eau Rouge
The Young Gods
What the duck is this? And where can I get A LOT more of it?!? Fuck yeah this is like industrial metal with Moody edges. New fan here. I can't believe this was 1989! It sounds middle 90s to me.
4
Jan 27 2024
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Fisherman's Blues
The Waterboys
Walmart Bruce Springsteen goes on for almost 2 hours. Dear God no.
1
Jan 28 2024
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Murmur
R.E.M.
REM hit before I was old enough to get it. I feel in love later during the Monster years. This record is good, but it feels "proto". They haven't settled in their sound yet and everything is a little raw. Less polished.
4
Jan 29 2024
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Scissor Sisters
Scissor Sisters
While I did enjoy the cheeky nature of this and the I felt the songs were well put together, modern disco is not something I would want to hear. Some of these songs are good. The opening track Laura is actually rather good. But in the end, I was just sort of "meh" through the whole thing.
2
Jan 30 2024
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Ocean Rain
Echo And The Bunnymen
It was short. That's the best thing about it. It wants to be what the Cure became but it doesn't see what's going to make that work.
2
Jan 31 2024
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The Good, The Bad & The Queen
The Good, The Bad & The Queen
Just like the Gorillaz. Almost good. But there is something of about it. It's missing something to make it catch.
3
Feb 01 2024
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The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Velvet Underground
Yeah yeah yeah. Take you're bonus stars for being heralded. This should be renamed to, "the art of the drone".
3
Feb 02 2024
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Scott 2
Scott Walker
Some crooner shit today. Alright. I didn't get laid listening to this so that didn't work as expected. Taking another start of for that.
2
Feb 03 2024
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Slanted And Enchanted
Pavement
Pavement themselves are not my favorite. But they do belong on this list. I would say they are more influential than the Velvet Underground. Alternative has lasted over 30 years at this point.
3
Feb 04 2024
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First Band On The Moon
The Cardigans
I was waaaaay too cool for this band in 1996 but that single was everywhere. Now, I kind of like this whole thing. I think the down tempo tracks drag a lot but I really liked the instrumentation. I am okay with the slight disco flavor of some of this as well even though disco sucks.
4
Feb 05 2024
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If I Could Only Remember My Name
David Crosby
It says a lot that Crosby needs all this talent to make such a shit record. It is also telling why the super group he is famous for needed 9 grade A musicians to make a good record. This is boring dog shit. Nothing happens here. It's total trash.
1
Feb 06 2024
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Francis Albert Sinatra & Antonio Carlos Jobim
Frank Sinatra
I don't know. It's forgettable. It's short. It's well orchestrated. But it feels so lazy. It's probably not. But it feels that way.
2
Feb 07 2024
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American Idiot
Green Day
This one is a little harder for me to rate. Not trying to burry the lead or write a book. It's either a 3 or a 5.
I was in Junior High when Dookie hit and it was a HUGE record for me. I never became a die hard Green Day fan, but that record was on a rotation in my bedroom and on the bus too and from school.
But by the time of American Idiot, I was pushing 25, and while I had fond memories of Green Day, they were just memories.
This record is good. Really good. It doesn't have many weak spots. But it doesn't feel as urgent as they want me to feel about it. It isn't as punk. I don't know if any of this is fair. I guess I will just shut up and give it 5.
5
Feb 08 2024
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Viva Hate
Morrissey
It's okay to be a whiney bitch. It's not okay to be Morrissey.
1
Feb 09 2024
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Legalize It
Peter Tosh
38 minutes of the same crappy song. Reggae sucks.
1
Feb 10 2024
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Buffalo Springfield Again
Buffalo Springfield
Ugh.
2
Feb 11 2024
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Music in Exile
Songhoy Blues
Each song was great at the start but the beats never went anywhere. Something this beat heavy can't be so monotonous.
3
Feb 12 2024
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At Budokan
Cheap Trick
Live albums are usually only good if you are already a fan. This is the perfect example of that. The two guys are fun, the rest of this is a guitar wankfest.
2
Feb 13 2024
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Blonde On Blonde
Bob Dylan
I still haven't forgiven him for picking up an electric guitar. Was something people said. Meanwhile, this dude got obsessed with the harmonica. This album sucks. And Bob Dylan is a shit poet, singer, and songwriter.
1
Feb 14 2024
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The Stranger
Billy Joel
Short, poppy without being too pandering, chock full of bangers. Not my favorite album, but this slaps.
4
Feb 15 2024
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...And Justice For All
Metallica
Yes Metallica became a joke. But the first 4 are all masterpieces. This, despite the fact that it sounds worse than it could have over some childish hazing, is still an EASY 5. \m/
5
Feb 16 2024
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Broken English
Marianne Faithfull
This did not sound like 1979. And that is a compliment. It was good. Though I am now thinking back to it and am having trouble remembering the music. Only a few things got stuck in my dumb brain. There are some spicy lyrics in there for sure. But the music itself wasn't too memorable I suppose. This is "good" as far as I am concerned.
3
Feb 17 2024
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Real Life
Magazine
I liked a lot of the guitar lines in this record. Like a lot. But the rest of it was a little boring. I think this record would be best served blaring from a car's cassette deck.
4
Feb 18 2024
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Blood And Chocolate
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Sometimes I have to just muscle through an album that really shouldn't be on here. Costello is crap. He sucks and his music lacks finesse or merit
1
Feb 19 2024
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Hounds Of Love
Kate Bush
I liked this a lot more than I thought I would. I am baffled why this was not popular in the US in the 80's. As a kid of the 80's who heard a lot of pop back then, I would have liked this a lot more than Madonna and Cindy Lopper. This album has a lot of cheesy instruments but is a legit banger.
4
Feb 20 2024
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Nothing's Shocking
Jane's Addiction
When is good, it's great. But there is a lot of water time here.
2
Feb 21 2024
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New Boots And Panties
Ian Dury
It's not too long. And it's mixed well. I guess. But this sucks. It's weird out of no where on occasion. A fat sound turned out to be a synth. Some out of place cursing. But it still sucks.
2
Feb 22 2024
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No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith (Live)
Motörhead
One overplayed but decent rock song followed by 17 more attempts at the same. And while I realize it was a different era, jail bait is gross. Also, love albums are only good for fans 90% of the time. This is one of those times.
2
Feb 23 2024
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Aha Shake Heartbreak
Kings of Leon
God I hate this voice. Sorry I guess since it's not his fault. Now I feel guilty for judging this guy for his shit grating voice. Dammit!
1
Feb 24 2024
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Happy Trails
Quicksilver Messenger Service
This HAS to hold the record for most guitar wanking on an album of all time. Total 100% wank fest. Nothing happens except the wank.
1
Feb 25 2024
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Cosmo's Factory
Creedence Clearwater Revival
A classic album. Lots of hits. Great sounding audio. But this boomer shit is grating too me.
3
Feb 26 2024
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The Stone Roses
The Stone Roses
If never actually heard the since risers before this. It's very forgettable.
1
Feb 27 2024
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American IV: The Man Comes Around
Johnny Cash
This record made a lot of waves when it dropped. Beyond the NIN cover that got so much buzz, there was a lot of cool shit in here. I was/am a massive NIN fan and Cash's version of Hurt just became a standard. Every other track just seems to fall into place.
5
Feb 28 2024
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Crazysexycool
TLC
It does have cultural significance. But I hated it then as a teenager and I hate it now as an old.
1
Feb 29 2024
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Back to Basics
Christina Aguilera
Jesus CHRIST pick a fucking note already! This fucking sucks. And there is a LOT of it. I'm so fucking mad I have to listen to this shit. It's going to ruin my day. Like how fucking vapid do you have to be to play voice mail from fans praising you in the middle of your album?
1
Mar 01 2024
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Heaven Or Las Vegas
Cocteau Twins
Very samey. There isn't any definition here. It's also very 1990 sounding which has not aged well at all. Also, didn't understand one word of it.
2
Mar 02 2024
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Duck Rock
Malcolm McLaren
The song's on this record are a weird mix of genres and I love that. The interludes with the radio show are lame, and I can't shake the feeling they were then as well. I remember rolling my eyes in the early 90's at those types of skits. This came a little earlier, but in any case, they were a low point.
2
Mar 03 2024
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Tellin’ Stories
The Charlatans
Did Oasis sue them? If not, Noel should. This is a direct ripoff.
3
Mar 04 2024
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Highly Evolved
The Vines
I get why this was a big deal at the time. But I just didn't get the garage rock thing. This isn't bad. But it's boring. So. Eh
3
Mar 05 2024
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I Am a Bird Now
Antony and the Johnsons
But s fan of the vibe. Music is okay?
2
Mar 06 2024
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Paris 1919
John Cale
Pretty sure everything this guy shit out made it on this list. This is fine I guess. Rather forgettable.
3
Mar 07 2024
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Virgin Suicides
Air
I really liked how moody this was. The talking track was a little... Not so great.
3
Mar 08 2024
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Pills 'n' Thrills And Bellyaches
Happy Mondays
Everything in here is taken from other artists. Bob Dylan, Culture Club, The Cure... It's all just poor versions of what others have done.
2
Mar 09 2024
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The Nightfly
Donald Fagen
If you weren't really into music in the 80's, this is the story of thing you would listen to. And I hope that sentence is taken as the insult it's meant to be.
1
Mar 10 2024
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Be
Common
I miss the old Kanye. He was so good before he went nuts. Common is fine. But this is a Kanye record. And it's a good one.
4
Mar 11 2024
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Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Dead Kennedys
I'm not a huge fan of this early punk style but I really dig this. It's not something I would listen too often, but it has the right snarl, the right, pace and length, and the right mix of accessable and punk elements that a metalhead like me can follow along.
5
Mar 12 2024
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Nighthawks At The Diner
Tom Waits
Some okay stuff here. But mostly gibberish
3
Mar 13 2024
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Third/Sister Lovers
Big Star
Sounds good for its era.
3
Mar 14 2024
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3 Feet High and Rising
De La Soul
This was a fun, if cheesey 80s hop hop record. All the standard stuff that entails applies.
3
Mar 15 2024
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Let Love Rule
Lenny Kravitz
I didn't know how I missed the train on Lenny Kravitz. This is really good. I think it's like his heavier output that must come later. But other than all the fade outs, this is great.
4
Mar 16 2024
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Dub Housing
Pere Ubu
This is wicked weird and will get extra stars for just being way out there. The recording quality is high and the songs barely hold together in the best way possible.
3
Mar 17 2024
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The Dreaming
Kate Bush
This records leans into the weird in a way I really like, but last any hooks that make me want to return to it. I hate to be the person who only likes Running up the hill, but that was weird and haunting AND had the hook. This album just needed that something extra.
3
Mar 18 2024
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Everything Must Go
Manic Street Preachers
This is like a crappy version of a 90s movie soundtrack. It's nothing. Actually nothing.
2
Mar 19 2024
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Shleep
Robert Wyatt
This sounds like a pop artist who wanted to make something artsy but didn't really have any ideas. So the record just bumbles along making weird noises for weirdness sake. So this is a fail for me.
1
Mar 20 2024
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Ananda Shankar
Ananda Shankar
I kind of dig the Moog meets Sitar aspect of this album. The cover was... awful but thankfully was only one track. Overall I think this is alright, if not forgettable. I wouldn't listen to this again and didn't add any of these tracks to my favorites but this is okay overall.
3
Mar 21 2024
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Ray Of Light
Madonna
Gross. Not pop. Not upbeat. The guy is an obvious attempt to add SOMETHING for the radio. The cultural appropriation is up front in every track. This sucks in almost every way.
1
Mar 22 2024
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Diamond Life
Sade
I'm proud to say I've been making fun of this cheesy crap since the day it came out.
1
Mar 23 2024
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In The Court Of The Crimson King
King Crimson
This record has so much reputation to live up to I am not sure it ever could. It's a great record, but it lags at some points. So the highs are crazy high, but there is a lot of just meh in here as well.
4
Mar 24 2024
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Foxbase Alpha
Saint Etienne
This was alright. Kind of fun at parts. Not something I would come back to though. It drags a lot.
3
Mar 25 2024
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Goo
Sonic Youth
I want to like Sonic Youth more than I do. This record is too cool for me in so many ways. It smells it's own farts and talks about wine.
3
Mar 26 2024
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School's Out
Alice Cooper
Proto Manson is not as scary. This was a surprise in the server that it wasn't all dude rock.
3
Mar 27 2024
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Dig Your Own Hole
The Chemical Brothers
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
2
Mar 28 2024
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Da Capo
Love
I truly hate everything about this. It's derivative in a time when it would be really hard to be so. Not one song has anything interesting in it.
1
Mar 29 2024
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The Downward Spiral
Nine Inch Nails
This record is easily in my top 5 favorite records of all time. The first time I heard it, it scared me. I was not prepared for the anger that it delivers. And if your headspace isn't right when you listen, this record can do damage.
There is nothing more medically abrasive than Trent Reznor at his peak. He tore through his first 5 records with a real anger. Not some spooky Halloween thing like Marilyn Manson or the NuMetal that followed this release.
This record is a true masterpiece. It's hard to drink in. Just as it should be.
5
Mar 30 2024
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Skylarking
XTC
This wants to be a Beatles album sooooo badly. But it's not near good enough. The theme of the album is fun I guess.
2
Mar 31 2024
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Celebrity Skin
Hole
The peaks in this are really high but there is a lot of filler. I want MORE snarl.
4
Apr 01 2024
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Another Green World
Brian Eno
A lot of this was really boring. I liked the openings to these songs. But a lot of them didn't go anywhere.
3
Apr 02 2024
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Penthouse And Pavement
Heaven 17
I can't help but to think this album is on the list because the author had the lp in his collection rather than because this was culturally significant. Pioneering is a weird way to describe this. Doing something early is cool and all. But it would have to be also be coupled with good to be worthy of this list. Sadly this isn't good.
3
Apr 03 2024
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The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn
Pink Floyd
Holy crap what a waste of time.
1
Apr 04 2024
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People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm
A Tribe Called Quest
Fun beats, great lyrics.
4
Apr 05 2024
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Tanto Tempo
Bebel Gilberto
I didn't know good bossa nova from bad. This was find in a small dose for me. But it did feel like a dentist office.
3
Apr 06 2024
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The Infotainment Scan
The Fall
Someone let this band record FIFTEEN times. I first to believe it. This is monotonous, out of time crap.
2
Apr 07 2024
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Purple Rain
Prince
I get it. It's Prince so it has to be rated higher even though it's so stuck in it's time that it hasn't aged as well as some other 80's albums. Well fine. You can have your inflated score. But I do want to point out that Purple Rain isn't a good song. It's boring and too long.
4
Apr 08 2024
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Stripped
Christina Aguilera
Nothing says female empowerment quite like 25 dudes writing songs for a pop star. There is good pop out there. There was good pop WHEN this was released. This is just a bunch of bad ideas jammed together. And why is it so long?
1
Apr 09 2024
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More Specials
The Specials
Fucking ska. Holy hell is there anything worse. This is awful in every way.
1
Apr 10 2024
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Ready To Die
The Notorious B.I.G.
Too long, embarrassing skits, hasn't aged well. The flow shines through. But holy hell this didn't she well.
2
Apr 11 2024
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Aladdin Sane
David Bowie
Not my favorite Bowie but this record was great.
5
Apr 12 2024
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The Rise & Fall
Madness
Our House was an earworm from my childhood that I'm glad I have now found. The rest of this is trash. Our House isn't really that good either. It just plays well in my memory. This should be skipped.
2
Apr 13 2024
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Since I Left You
The Avalanches
Dear God. What repetitive generic bullshit is this?
1
Apr 14 2024
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OK
Talvin Singh
This was very long. And VERY meh.
1
Apr 15 2024
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The Boatman's Call
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Stop saying "black hair". Oh my god! The rest of this is no better.
1
Apr 16 2024
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S&M
Metallica
Live albums continue to be an issue on this list. If you're not a fan of the band, the live album is not going to be a good time.
Despite that, this is fairly unique in terms of mixing the symphony with Metallica. And it's done well. I like Metallica so in my case I'm eating highly. But again, when live albums for bands I don't like come up, it's never good. So this being on the list is problematic.
5
Apr 17 2024
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I’m a Lonesome Fugitive
Merle Haggard
This was okay. A little slow for me but good.
3
Apr 18 2024
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A Girl Called Dusty
Dusty Springfield
Every boomer is drooling over this one. It's covers from a bygone era with tons of cultural appropriation. The reality of this is that it's a frozen dinner served on a TV tray. And why is every song a fade out? It's so annoying.
1
Apr 19 2024
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Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smashing Pumpkins
This is on my mt Rushmore of albums. It covers so much musical ground that there is something for everyone. Yes it's long. But it's all good. And even the singles had bsides with another 15 tracks that could have been on this record. This is one of the best records to come out of the 90s hands down.
5
Apr 20 2024
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Boy In Da Corner
Dizzee Rascal
As an American, this felt so fresh when it dropped. I listened to this and lady sovereign a ton for a while there. It's aged okay I guess. But it's a little like being in the club with the lights on at this point. It was fun to hear this again.
4
Apr 21 2024
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Fuzzy
Grant Lee Buffalo
I bet moms listening to light rock radio in the 90s loved this. Almost every genre had better examples of this tepid generic crap in '93. How is this on the list? Also any story about someone hanging out with a mysterious person who disappears and it turns out to be a ghost is stupid. It's lazy writing for children.
1
Apr 22 2024
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The Scream
Siouxsie And The Banshees
You can tell why this was so influential. Though none of the songs really grabbed me, and the vocal was intentionally discordant, this whole record is like a blue print for punk. It is a little monotonous as all the instruments are played with the exact same gain, levels, and style throughout. Which does sort of hurt it some.
3
Apr 23 2024
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Ambient 1/Music For Airports
Brian Eno
This was what it says on the tin. It's ambient. I listened right after waking up and doom scrolled to it. I did doze off some. So I guess that's a compliment.
3
Apr 24 2024
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I See You
The xx
This is an utterly forgettable album with zero definition. There's nothing to see here. Move on to the next.
1
Apr 25 2024
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Throwing Muses
Throwing Muses
I liked a lot of this album. I think the tracks would have been better served in a different order. And the singer's singing didn't have enough variability. But those issues aside, this was a welcome quick jaunt into post punk that was a great start to my day.
3
Apr 26 2024
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Innervisions
Stevie Wonder
20 years ago I would have hated this. But as I get older I'm recognizing how awesome Stevie Wonder is. His sound is so awesome. So warm. So positive. This record slaps.
5
Apr 27 2024
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Bayou Country
Creedence Clearwater Revival
I'm really struggling with boomer shit lately.
2
Apr 28 2024
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Tracy Chapman
Tracy Chapman
This was socially a great record. I loved the messages. But was super easy listening 80s style which I struggled with.
3
Apr 29 2024
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Tom Tom Club
Tom Tom Club
"I've never heard of this band..."
"I guess this okay. A little relative..."
"Oh. It's that song... Fuck..."
"This is really relative..."
1
Apr 30 2024
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Kilimanjaro
The Teardrop Explodes
I do like how urgent this sounds. A lot of the 80s post punk wants to sound this urgent but can't. I too am tired of all the British new wave on this list. But this is not as bad as some others. It is a little samey sounding. I will also say that the first half is far superior to the second half of this album. It's almost like they ranked the songs from best to worst and then just shipped it that way.
3
May 01 2024
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Nevermind
Nirvana
I wonder how many gallons of ink have been doesn't reviewing this record. I didn't need to add to it. It's a stone cold banger of a record.
5
May 02 2024
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I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You
Aretha Franklin
Respect is a classic. But nothing else here is really that interesting. And Respect is on here twice. Lol
3
May 03 2024
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American Gothic
David Ackles
This is some clangy artsy stuff for theater kids in a high school.
3
May 04 2024
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Elvis Is Back
Elvis Presley
Super meh. No wonder it took like 40 years to hit gold. I would argue I did not need to hear this one before I die.
2
May 05 2024
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Bert Jansch
Bert Jansch
Nick Drake did it way better.
2
May 06 2024
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Hypnotised
The Undertones
This has a great start but kind of couldn't keep me interested.
2
May 07 2024
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Songs Of Leonard Cohen
Leonard Cohen
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Honestly, there's only real music on once track here. The rest is just noodling around in guitar in a way that is not clear.
2
May 08 2024
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A Northern Soul
The Verve
Nothing happens for 54 minutes. This band has never done anything worthwhile. Their hit isn't on this record but even that is a ripoff where the verse and chorus are the exact same.
2
May 09 2024
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Lazer Guided Melodies
Spiritualized
I don't usually like to say this about an artist but I'm making an exception in this case. ANYONE and I mean literally ANYONE could make this record. It took zero talent it effort to make this.
1
May 10 2024
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A Rush Of Blood To The Head
Coldplay
I know I know. It's cool to shit on Coldplay. And yeah it's not even true that Coldplay is just a band you listen too while waiting for the next Radiohead record. But holy hell this record rips. Melody's for days, and some legit song writing make this a certified banger of a record.
5
May 11 2024
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Run-D.M.C.
Run-D.M.C.
Hip hop grew up so fast. Got so much better... And worse oddly. But this is really fun to listen to now. So simple.
4
May 12 2024
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Ghosteen
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Everything Nick Cave has ever released is on this list. As always he sings monotone 90% of the time while the soundtrack to 80's PBS specials plays in the background.
1
May 13 2024
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Tubular Bells
Mike Oldfield
This album feels like eternity. Get to the point already. Ugh
1
May 14 2024
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Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin
Good. Better than their first few records which stole from blues a little too much. I just can't can't into it.
4
May 15 2024
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Manassas
Stephen Stills
1 hour and 12 minutes of boomer bullshit.
1
May 16 2024
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Jack Takes the Floor
Ramblin' Jack Elliott
I don't know what to say about this. It's super old school country. Not my genre but wasn't bad.
3
May 17 2024
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Central Reservation
Beth Orton
Kind of boring until she starts taking about sex. Then it's still boring but my interest was peaked for a minute. This record is a bit of a Lilith Fair stereotype which isn't doing it any favors in the artistic integrity department.
2
May 18 2024
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One World
John Martyn
Utterly forgettable. Also mixed poorly. The vocal say eat back in the mix.
2
May 19 2024
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Bongo Rock
Incredible Bongo Band
Bongos huh? And that's the whole thing? Like on every track there will be a bingo solo? Huh. Well. Alright I guess.
2
May 20 2024
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Hunting High And Low
a-ha
They knew take on me was the hit. The only hit. They put it first to make it easy for people to play on vinyl. One good song.... one star.
1
May 21 2024
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Don't Stand Me Down
Dexys Midnight Runners
I think one or more of those 6 people cut from the band was needed. 10 people is too many, but there are few actual songs here. Just a lot of fixing around.
1
May 22 2024
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Sincere
Mj Cole
TWO HOURS OF THIS SHIT?! COME ON!
This is generic repetitive trash and there is no world where this should be on any list of things that don't suck. And I'm not saying this from a place where I'm just having a difference of opinion. This is actual trash.
1
May 23 2024
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The Libertines
The Libertines
I'm writing this while about half way through as I'm afraid I'll forget about this as soon as it's done. It's okay. But really super extra forgettable.
2
May 24 2024
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GI
Germs
I hadn't heard this and only knew the band because their guitar player, Pat Smear, would later join Nirvana and later again, the Foo Fighters. This is really good punk. I usually prefer post punk or pop punk. But this is clear and raw. It's solid.
4
May 25 2024
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Time (The Revelator)
Gillian Welch
Sometimes albums are about when you hear them. I probably would have given this three stars. It's a little too sparse and the arrangements are a little too simple. But this hit me at the right time, in the right place.
4
Jun 07 2024
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John Prine
John Prine
I liked this quite a bit. I'm not into Country or Christianity. But I still got a lot out of this. It's got some super fun rock and psychedelic moments as well.
3
Jun 08 2024
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Ogden's Nut Gone Flake
Small Faces
Waaaay too many bits in this album. The music is fine. But holy hell there is a lot of filler.
2
Jun 09 2024
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Smile
Brian Wilson
I don't know how to rate this. I've never liked the Beach Boys and I've never understood why people compared them to the Beatles. These harmonies are what I expect from the main Beach Boy. But they are boring. So it's just me waiting for the album to end.
3
Jun 10 2024
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Space Ritual
Hawkwind
It's odd how the writer of the 1001 didn't seem to get that live albums, especially double lives albums, are ONLY enjoyed by fans of the band. There isn't room for this sort of thing. Or MAYBE 1001 albums is too many? I think there are more records that would deserve this spot, though I will not sink as low as to try and name them here. Bottom line, this sucks. Because I don't like free form rock jams and I don't like this band. So listening to a lot of it is annoying.
2
Jun 11 2024
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Midnight Ride
Paul Revere & The Raiders
It's pop. It's old. It's like the Monkeys. It's not that bad.
2
Jun 12 2024
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Back to Mystery City
Hanoi Rocks
Bright but forgettable.
3
Jun 13 2024
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Fun House
The Stooges
Every track is a busy of noise and energy. It's cool. But as the tracks go on, they just don't go anywhere. I totally get why this was big at the time though. There was nothing like this in 70.
4
Jun 14 2024
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Lupe Fiasco's Food & Liquor
Lupe Fiasco
The middle third of this is a 5. But the beginning and end are do bloated it really hurts this entire record.
3
Jun 15 2024
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Get Behind Me Satan
The White Stripes
The highs are really high on this one. Unfortunately, there is a lot of mid and low here as well. This is still a banger. But it's not the most consistent White Stripes record.
4
Jun 16 2024
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Vespertine
Björk
I've never been a fan. But maybe I should be? I liked this. It's weird. But not as weird as her normal stuff? Or maybe I was just in the right mood?
4
Jun 17 2024
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Mott
Mott The Hoople
This sounds familiar, but I've never Heard this band. It's pretty typical of the sound from that era. Which I'm this case really isn't a compliment. This will be a band I forget about the second I move to the next one.
2
Jun 18 2024
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Leftism
Leftfield
An hour and nine minutes of generic repetitive elevator music. Again. I don't get how one country could pump out souch of this crap in the 90s. How did any of this turn a profit?
1
Jun 19 2024
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The Hour Of Bewilderbeast
Badly Drawn Boy
This one surprised me. I liked it a little bit.
4
Jun 20 2024
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Heavy Weather
Weather Report
Zzzzzzzzz.
1
Jun 21 2024
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Protection
Massive Attack
Okay. Kind of forgettable.
3
Jun 22 2024
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New Gold Dream (81/82/83/84)
Simple Minds
Usually when talentless bands release an album in the 80's there is at least one hit written by some some songwriter not in the band. NOT HERE! This album doesn't even have a hit...
1
Jun 23 2024
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Stand!
Sly & The Family Stone
This record was played a lot on cassette on boomboxes at my first job. I don't think I ever listened to it on nice speakers in a room that wasn't a warehouse floor. It's a banger for sure. Not my kind of music at all. But holy hell does it rip.
4
Jun 24 2024
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Come Find Yourself
Fun Lovin' Criminals
Lol. The sliver of time this has to be popular could be measured to an egg timer. Let's leave it in the past.
1
Jun 25 2024
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Caetano Veloso
Caetano Veloso
This was a fun jaunt but not something I would want regularly. It's still that derivative psychedelic thing.
3
Jun 26 2024
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Heaux Tales
Jazmine Sullivan
This is thankfully short. I say thankfully because it is not good. At all. It's both boring and cliche. Maybe there should be a ten year rule for this list. Because there is no way this will be on it in ten years, let alone remembered by more than a handful of people.
1
Jun 27 2024
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Murder Ballads
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
This feels uninspired. The whole horror aspect of this feels like it was chosen because this old man didn't have anything else to talk about. Which totally makes sense. It's his ninth album. The music was also boring. Three tracks with features is also an indication there is nothing new to see here.
It's clear everything Nick Cave ever put to tape is on this list. That's becoming a bummer... He's never done anything that exciting.
1
Jun 28 2024
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The Man Who
Travis
The only interesting thing on this record happened in the secret song. And by interesting I only mean that it wasn't as white bread as the rest of this record. This isn't bad. It's just the most bland record I've heard in years.
1
Jun 29 2024
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Dare!
The Human League
Usually a band like this would put the hit first. Ballsy leaving it for the end of the record.
1
Jun 30 2024
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O.G. Original Gangster
Ice T
Great flow, good songs, bad skits, sexism. Yup, it's a 90s hip-hop record...
4
Jul 01 2024
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(Pronounced 'Leh-'Nérd 'Skin-'Nérd)
Lynyrd Skynyrd
This album does have some certified bangers. It's really hard to seperate the art from the artist here though. I think it's a little hypocritical of me to seperate for John Lennon and Marilyn Manson but not for these dudes. This record is really good musically.
4
Jul 02 2024
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McCartney
Paul McCartney
A lot of sketches on this I wish he would have built out I to something more. One known banger that would have easily been a Beatles hit had they been together. This album is small, weaker, raw. It's good. Not great.
4
Jul 03 2024
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Unhalfbricking
Fairport Convention
This was a nice surprise.
3
Jul 04 2024
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Peace Sells...But Who's Buying
Megadeth
My order for the big 4. Slayer, Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax. I like all 4 but only really love the top two. Having says that... This album is a banger. A little too great on the solos, but the songs are solid.
5
Jul 05 2024
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The New Tango
Astor Piazzolla
This was a mix of PBS children's programming and a weird panic attack where I'm a delivery boy but trying to ride a bike in lose sand.
2
Jul 06 2024
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Tapestry
Carole King
I really dug this record. It's the right kind of chill and I love her viewpoint. I started more than one sone as I knew them but didn't know from where.
4
Jul 07 2024
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A Short Album About Love
The Divine Comedy
Woah. wany Newton called. He said you're trying to hard to get panties thrown at you on stage. First track was actually really quirky and made me think I might like this. But then... Well. At least it's short.
2
Jul 08 2024
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Sign 'O' The Times
Prince
Usually when an artist wants to make a double album, let alone a triple, they have a lot of really great hooks waiting to fill it. There is nothing like that here. This is an hour and a half of fucking around with super simplistic crap that does not warrant anyone's attention.
This record felt like a punishment.
1
Jul 09 2024
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Songs In The Key Of Life
Stevie Wonder
This would be a perfect album without some of the outros which seen to go on forever.
4
Jul 10 2024
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Survivor
Destiny's Child
Pretty typical 2000's pop. Nothing wrong with that. But pretending it's good because of its cultural relevance is a disservice. It's not good. But is culturally relevant.
1
Jul 11 2024
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Tragic Songs of Life
The Louvin Brothers
Interesting but not for me. Then In the Pines grabbed my attention as it was covered by Nirvana on their unplugged in New York show. Kind of a fun little footnote.
3
Jul 12 2024
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The Velvet Underground
The Velvet Underground
Not one of these tracks goes anywhere. I expected a lot more from one of the most renowned bands of all time.
1
Jul 13 2024
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Countdown To Ecstasy
Steely Dan
I just don't get Steely Dan. People race about Aha, but it's just boomer bullshit. This record is no better.
1
Jul 14 2024
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Fragile
Yes
Boring Boomer Trash.
1
Jul 15 2024
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Let's Get It On
Marvin Gaye
It's got the drip. But beyond that, it's solid is a little reparative.
3
Jul 16 2024
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Suicide
Suicide
Experimental is fine. But there has to be SOMETHING to grasp on to. There is nothing here. Actually nothing.
1
Jul 17 2024
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Smokers Delight
Nightmares On Wax
Chill. But way too long. And very repetitive.
2
Jul 18 2024
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Here, My Dear
Marvin Gaye
I feel like Marvin should have taken some time to gather his thoughts about his divorce. This is neither sexy nor thought provoking.
3
Jul 19 2024
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Close To The Edge
Yes
This record wasn't as bad as the last Yes record but I wouldn't say it was good. I like the idea here but there has to be SOMETHING to hold onto. Some melody or something.
2
Jul 20 2024
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Pieces Of The Sky
Emmylou Harris
Lots of feelings here. LOTS. It's good. Even if country isn't my thing. It might be if modern country wasn't the pop wannabe shit show it is today. This has a lot going for it.
4
Jul 21 2024
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Siamese Dream
The Smashing Pumpkins
Top 5 best Rick albums if all time. This record is heavy, lush, thick, and full of both bone jarring riffs as well as amazing melodies. This is peak Pumpkins and I can't speak highly enough for it.
5
Jul 22 2024
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Born To Be With You
Dion
This is total shit, and there is a lot of it. The fact that this is the 14th record by this guy is wild to me. His artist bio in Spotify and his 2.7 Million monthly listeners is baffling to me. Who the fuck is listening to soulless garbage pop from the 70's?
1
Jul 23 2024
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Elastica
Elastica
This is alright. Though as others have pointed out, kind of a ripoff. Odd that they really never went anywhere though. It's 90s fm radio bait for sure.
2
Jul 24 2024
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Truth And Soul
Fishbone
The ska elements and some of the more 80s stylings of this make it a hard listen.
2
Jul 25 2024
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Sail Away
Randy Newman
The most American thing I'll hear today. It really bugs me how many of these songs just sort of end without ending. It's super disruptive. Okay over all though.
3
Jul 26 2024
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I’ve Got a Tiger By the Tail
Buck Owens
Lol
2
Jul 27 2024
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Dry
PJ Harvey
Not the best. It seems lacking in the hook department. Nothing here really to get into.
2
Jul 28 2024
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D
White Denim
This was a cool little record. It was in and out and there weren't any low points. I may listen to more of this group.
4
Jul 29 2024
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The Wildest!
Louis Prima
Influential doesn't cover it here. I am not a fan but this record has spawned a lot of other music.
4
Jul 30 2024
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Music Has The Right To Children
Boards of Canada
Why are all electronic albums so boring. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2
Jul 31 2024
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Sticky Fingers
The Rolling Stones
Beatles > Stones. I think there is one good song here. It's not fun to listen too for me.
3
Aug 01 2024
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Maverick A Strike
Finley Quaye
Reggae is the worst genre of music ever conceived. Ska is a close second. This is total shit. The nasally vocal and pseudo psychedelic influences make this even worse. I'm trying to remember if there is a worse record on this list.
1
Aug 02 2024
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Bat Out Of Hell
Meat Loaf
Eh. This 90s teenager preferred the second one.
3
Aug 03 2024
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Henry's Dream
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Every shit thing he thought got recorded. And all of it made this list.
1
Aug 04 2024
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It's Too Late to Stop Now
Van Morrison
The quality of this recording is outstanding. Unfortunately this list isn't regarding the quality of 1970s pop acts live recordings. If you don't prefer this artist, you will not enjoy this. It's long. And sounds the same throughout.
1
Aug 05 2024
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Close To You
Carpenters
There is really no meat here. It's so clean and perfect that it loses meaning as it costs everything it touches with sugary syrup. I'm old enough to remember the end of their career. People who didn't really listen to a lot of music LOVED the Carpenters. I suspect it was because it was so easy.
2
Aug 06 2024
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Haunted Dancehall
The Sabres Of Paradise
When you're making repetitive generic shit, it's easy to make a lot of it.
1
Aug 07 2024
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Psychocandy
The Jesus And Mary Chain
I didn't believe for a second this sounds like this on purpose. This sounds like shit. And it's hard to tell if anything good if buried under all the nose. This is clearly a band trying to sound good and failing but now are claiming it was on purpose.
1
Aug 08 2024
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Songs Of Love And Hate
Leonard Cohen
This is pre gravel voice. Not sure what to do with this one.
2
Aug 09 2024
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good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kendrick Lamar
I've heard about half these tracks before and for the most part, I liked this record. But it is really monotonous. None of these tracks really differentiate themselves in a meaningful way. It's also super relative and has a weird prayer toward the end.
2
Aug 10 2024
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So Much For The City
The Thrills
This is better country than 90% of the crap coming out of the US in the past 20 years. It's good. But I didn't like it.
2
Aug 11 2024
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Physical Graffiti
Led Zeppelin
Everyone knows at least a few of these tracks. I'm not a huge fan. But this is better than their first record and had some cool stuff in there
3
Aug 12 2024
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Coat Of Many Colors
Dolly Parton
This was great. To short even.
4
Aug 13 2024
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Elephant Mountain
The Youngbloods
A bore. Disjointed. Wants to be deep but it's just shlock.
2
Aug 14 2024
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For Your Pleasure
Roxy Music
I listened to this yesterday morning and literally don't remember it.
1
Aug 15 2024
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Closer
Joy Division
I love depressing music. Way more than I probably should. But I didn't get get Division. I've tried a bunch. But I just don't get this.
3
Aug 16 2024
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Raw Power
The Stooges
Yeah yeah yeah it's punk and it's Iggy. Take your stars.
5
Aug 17 2024
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The Grand Tour
George Jones
I thought this was a good way to start the morning. Not my favorite style of music. But old country is miles ahead of the new stuff.
3
Aug 18 2024
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american dream
LCD Soundsystem
I expected to hate this. But it wasn't bad. It dragged here and there and was too long at the end but I kind of looked this one.
3
Aug 19 2024
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Court And Spark
Joni Mitchell
As someone who isn't a fan, this is hard to get into. None of her known songs are here and there is a lot of cheesy backing tracks to her poems.
2
Aug 20 2024
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Blur
Blur
I've tried to like Blur and the Gorillaz. But it's just the wrong mix of styles for me. Whatever that regge influence is just annoys me. Song 2 is a banger for sure though. It's simplicity does a lot of work here.
3
Aug 21 2024
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Technique
New Order
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2
Aug 22 2024
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Live / Dead
Grateful Dead
15 minutes into the first track and they seem to still be tuning their instruments. At one point I started humming a different song while the Dead were playing something else. I wasn't distracted at all. I only bring this up to say that NOTHING happens on this record. It's just fucking around for like over an hour. The Greatful Dead suck.
1
Aug 23 2024
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New Wave
The Auteurs
This album does not earn the level of pretentious that the band name, album name, and cover presume.
1
Aug 24 2024
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Hard Again
Muddy Waters
This was really good but I think I would enjoy it more in a smaller dose or maybe even in person. That's not to say the record was too long. Maybe just felt that way to me. Generally, each track felt a little same to me.
3
Aug 25 2024
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Stardust
Willie Nelson
Standards? This is not my favorite Willy.
1
Aug 26 2024
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Live At Leeds
The Who
Another live double album. I'm getting tired of writing the same review. If you don't like the band already, a live double album is not going to resonate.
2
Aug 27 2024
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Chris
Christine and the Queens
Weird how something with so few new ideas would suck this hard. Like, if you're going to be derivative of a genre from 40 years ago, at least steal the good parts. This one won't stay on the list for long.
1
Aug 28 2024
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Soul Mining
The The
Good. Really good. I looked the touch of industrial in this.
4
Aug 29 2024
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Arular
M.I.A.
A cool sound that's repeated through the whole album thus making it boring. She's anti vax and a 5G conspiracy whack job though. So the max number of stars is 1.
1
Aug 30 2024
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Gunfighter Ballads And Trail Songs
Marty Robbins
This is deceptively dark. The melodies are white bread and sound happy while the content is dark as any modern rap album. Old school country is so much better than the pandering red neck shit we have today.
4
Aug 31 2024
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The Who Sell Out
The Who
Good concept. But bad execution. This is not a good album.
2
Sep 01 2024
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Eternally Yours
The Saints
This is the safest punk of all time. Why only horns on the first track? Why is the album so long? Why are the songs so long? Where's the snarl?
2
Sep 02 2024
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Your New Favourite Band
The Hives
Eh. I never got into the garage rock thing. This is fine I guess but there's nothing here for me to feel.
2
Sep 03 2024
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Seventh Tree
Goldfrapp
I enjoyed the drippy synth of the earlier records more. There were to many down tempo songs here for me.
3
Sep 04 2024
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Savane
Ali Farka Touré
Great blues but missing some of the melody I really connect with. This is a banger though by an artist I didn't know until now.
3
Sep 05 2024
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Devil Without A Cause
Kid Rock
I have given listening to this a second thought as I didn't want Spotify to judge me and fuck up my algorithm. Fuck kid rock and fuck this trash record. I did listen. It sucks.
1
Sep 06 2024
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Songs For Swingin' Lovers!
Frank Sinatra
Eh. They all just wanted to fuck
3
Sep 07 2024
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Unknown Pleasures
Joy Division
I am supposed to like this more than I do. But all I wanted to do was go to the mall to buy Doc Martin's.
3
Sep 08 2024
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Blunderbuss
Jack White
This is a good first solo. But he was peaking on the White Stripes when they broke up so this feels like less of a record. Still good though.
3
Sep 09 2024
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The Wall
Pink Floyd
I get that they are telling a story here, but there is to much of it. The songs are mostly good but there is too much down time.
4
Sep 10 2024
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Reign In Blood
Slayer
This is the pinnacle of thrash. Not a wasted note, not a single moment of respite. Just a brutal kick in the teeth from the first second to its short end. \m/
5
Sep 11 2024
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Isn't Anything
My Bloody Valentine
I'm the 90s I had a shitty strat, a Zoom 505 multi effects pedal and carpeted 10 inch practice amp. I would sit on the edge of my bed and wonder what it was like to be high while making noises just like this album.
3
Sep 12 2024
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The Only Ones
The Only Ones
The lyrics on this thing feel like a run on sentence.
2
Sep 13 2024
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Lady In Satin
Billie Holiday
These songs all sound the same.
2
Sep 14 2024
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Kings Of The Wild Frontier
Adam & The Ants
Weird in a fun way but super forgettable for some reason. I'm writing this the morning after I listened to it and I can only remember my feelings. None of the songs.
3
Sep 15 2024
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Basket of Light
Pentangle
Even in 69 this would have felt derivative I think. It wants to be all of these things except itself. It's not bad or poorly put together. It's just kind of meh.
3
Sep 16 2024
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Untitled (Black Is)
SAULT
The backing music is great. I like the mantras. But there needs to be more. Most of these tracks are JUST the mantra, or just a total waste of track time. Like, there needs to be some more here. Also, all the God stuff is cringe af.
2
Sep 17 2024
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Kick Out The Jams (Live)
MC5
Eeeeeh I don't know about this one. Super influential. But not that exciting to me. Some good proto punk sure. But. Eeeeeh.
3
Sep 18 2024
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Beyond Skin
Nitin Sawhney
There were bands at the time doing this same style, but much better. This was forgettable. I've never heard of this group before and literally forgot about them between the time I listened and the time I wrote this review.
2
Sep 19 2024
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Songs From The Big Chair
Tears For Fears
When this hits, it hits so hard. But then there are songs like Broken... You're in a studio. Why use a digital keyboard?!? Just use a real piano! The misses here are as big as the hits.
3
Sep 20 2024
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Meat Puppets II
Meat Puppets
Lots of people reviewing this record didn't listen to it. Yes his vocals are bad and yes some of the tracks are noisy. But this record has heart. Big time.
4
Sep 21 2024
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Talking With the Taxman About Poetry
Billy Bragg
I didn't like this. The songs all sort of just smooshed together and when the second disc started, I didn't know because all the tracks sound the same. This is not a good record. I don't know what else to say.
1
Sep 22 2024
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Damaged
Black Flag
This record goes by fast. Rollins is now an elder statesman of punk. But at the time this was so raw. It's not my favorite. I do prefer some melody here and there. But this was huge.
3
Sep 23 2024
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All Things Must Pass
George Harrison
I get it. He was a Beatle. But like... This needed an editor. Someone to tell Harrison that the good ideas here are being drowned with hundreds of wasted bars. This is considered a serious classic and I do not get it.
2
Sep 24 2024
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Straight Outta Compton
N.W.A.
A classic that isn't aging well. I love the lack of skits and the anti police lyrics. But the sexism is just plain weird.
3
Sep 25 2024
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Gasoline Alley
Rod Stewart
One of the most prominent boomer voices in music. Can't sing, it's just raspy.
2
Sep 26 2024
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Sound of Silver
LCD Soundsystem
Better than most electronic albums from the era. Mostly because the songs go somewhere. It's also not as long as most, which serves this record well.
3
Sep 27 2024
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Me Against The World
2Pac
I don't know. Great flow, love his voice. But he was such a bad person. And somehow he still speaks to religion. It's just. This is rough.
2
Sep 28 2024
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Armed Forces
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Ugh. Fuck me ANOTHER Elvis Costello? He's a hack.
1
Sep 29 2024
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Vauxhall And I
Morrissey
Usually I have to weigh the music against the level of asshole and artist is. Morrissey is a known asshole so that usually would hurt an albums score. Here though, the album sucks anyway. This one isn't any good. So it's easy to score.
1
Sep 30 2024
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16 Lovers Lane
The Go-Betweens
Decent 80s sad rock sound. Morning I haven't heard before.
3
Oct 01 2024
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Bryter Layter
Nick Drake
I feel like Nick Drake gets forgotten to often when people talk about influential artists. All the of his albums are perfect. This one may be the most produced. But his melancholy voice still shines through.
5
Oct 02 2024
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At Mister Kelly's
Sarah Vaughan
I liked this. It was cozy and loose in all the best ways. I love the crowd. I love the songs. This was just great.
5
Oct 03 2024
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Searching For The Young Soul Rebels
Dexys Midnight Runners
Someone needs to let the demon out of this boss throat.
1
Oct 04 2024
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Pictures At An Exhibition
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
This was uniquely stupid. But it was short. And half of it was wasted time. My dad has some Emerson, Lake & Palmer on vinyl. They have cool jackets. But the music is crap.
2
Oct 05 2024
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The Contino Sessions
Death In Vegas
This would be 100% cooler with a chick singer. It has major Sneaker Pimp vibes but the second the guy sings, the "cool" factor goes away.
2
Oct 06 2024
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James Brown Live At The Apollo
James Brown
Where are the hits? This was a ton of band hits with some same sounding signs in between.
2
Oct 07 2024
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Country Life
Roxy Music
This record is famous for its cover. Nothing to see here...
1
Oct 08 2024
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Golden Hour
Kacey Musgraves
This is just pop worth enough "country" thrown in so the tight jeans and pickup trucks crowd will listen. Another trash record.
1
Oct 09 2024
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Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
This record is a little hit or miss for me. I can tell what is coming and it's going to be genius. But this is not quite baked yet. Which is totally fine since it's a debut.
4
Oct 10 2024
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Lost Souls
Doves
The Oasis of Indy? Lol. No. But this was alright. A little forgettable but there was some solid high anxiety chill in here.
3
Oct 11 2024
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Highway to Hell
AC/DC
Good. Not great. Good.
3
Oct 12 2024
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Blood, Sweat & Tears
Blood, Sweat & Tears
This record sucks. Even this version of smiling phases sucks. This record really sucks.
1
Oct 13 2024
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Traffic
Traffic
I'd never heard this record. My wife said she recognized one track. I thought this was rather forgettable boomer trash.
1
Oct 14 2024
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You're Living All Over Me
Dinosaur Jr.
Abrasive and unpredictable. This records suffers a little in the back but is an awesome sonic journey. I've known about this band for ages but have never given them a listen. I liked this a lot. I sampled some other Dinosaur Jr. tracks and I really like their later stuff.
4
Oct 15 2024
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Scream, Dracula, Scream
Rocket From The Crypt
Horns are bad. Loudness wars are bad. Staccato playing gets old fast.
2
Oct 16 2024
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In A Silent Way
Miles Davis
Why all the waiting for something to happen? 13 minutes into the second song, the album has it's climax but it's gone before you really get a release. Then just more waiting.
2
Oct 17 2024
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Tigermilk
Belle & Sebastian
As I listen to this, I get the feeling that it was recorded on school nights in the basement of a house filled with kids and a wife who shushes this guy for playing to loud. Everything is so subdued and soft. "Don't be too loud tonight." She scolds, "I just put the kids to bed."
It's like the whole thing was recorded under a blanket washed with that laundry detergent they make for infants.
Like his doctor told him that if he got to upset or energized, that his heart would explode.
Like he was trying to prove to his grandmother that all rock music didn't have to be abrasive.
2
Oct 18 2024
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Follow The Leader
Korn
Korn was the band that ushered me into metal. I was 14 when the self titled record came out. And it changed my life in a very positive way.
I don't listen to Korn much these days. It's cheesy and sometimes embarrassing. Nu Metal is having a resurgence at the moment. But I'm not returning to it. I've moved on to other genes of metal and I'm happy with my memories of Korn and a few other nu metal bands from the era.
But I strongly feel like this was the peak album from the era. It's not Korn's best record, but this third record is kind of like a thesis of the genere. It captures all of the elements that make it what it is. It's got a lot of really songs on it. And a few big misses. But it is culturally significant. And it's the last good Korn record.
5
Oct 19 2024
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Street Life
The Crusaders
I feel bad for this band. They didn't ask to be elevator music. They just wanted to play cool ass jazz.
2
Oct 20 2024
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Olympia 64
Jacques Brel
Not bad. Not knowing what he's singing about was a little frustrating.
3
Oct 21 2024
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Medúlla
Björk
I didn't get it. I debated pretending to get it. But I just don't get this.
1
Oct 22 2024
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Graceland
Paul Simon
Some good some boring. Typical Simon.
3
Oct 23 2024
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Veckatimest
Grizzly Bear
Lots of slow whiny mumbling here. It's not that bad but it gets old-really fast.
2
Oct 24 2024
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Ys
Joanna Newsom
These aren't songs. It's like random music without melody and lyrics made up on the spot. And why so long? This is a half an hour album with a half an hour of padding.
1
Oct 25 2024
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This Year's Model
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Apparently every shitty not this hack committed to tape is something I must hear before I die. Well. I'll continue to mark each a single star.
1
Oct 26 2024
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...The Dandy Warhols Come Down
The Dandy Warhols
Jesus Christ get to the point! This record is 90% droning with nothing happening. What was the point of, "Pete international airport"? What the fuck?!?
1
Oct 27 2024
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Vulnicura
Björk
More Bjork... Well. Have another single star.
1
Oct 28 2024
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The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan
I'm what world do you not time your guitar before recording a track?!?
2
Oct 29 2024
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What's Going On
Marvin Gaye
A classic to be sure. Though I was annoyed when the songs didn't really start it end.
4
Oct 30 2024
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All Hail the Queen
Queen Latifah
Super not for me but I totally get it.
4
Oct 31 2024
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LP1
FKA twigs
These aren't songs. Which is totally fine. But I think the hype was because it's weird and not because it's actually good.
2
Nov 01 2024
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This Is Fats Domino
Fats Domino
This was fun. Foundational music like this is quaint today but still had it's place.
3
Nov 02 2024
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Now I Got Worry
The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
There is a lot of wasted time in this thing. The actual songs are alright. But this should be half an hour long tops. An hour and 19 minutes is insane. Even if you cut the ads, the length ruins this record. Mr. Spencer should have cut the fat.
2
Nov 03 2024
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Post Orgasmic Chill
Skunk Anansie
This was surprisingly good. I was a little nervous with all the comparisons to Evanescence, one of the cheesiest, radio rock bands of all time. But this has actual grit. Other than a female singer, there is no comparison.
The slower songs felt a little out of place and kind of meandered a bit. But other than that, this really rocked.
4
Nov 04 2024
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Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden
\m/
4
Nov 05 2024
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Actually
Pet Shop Boys
I kept getting them mixed up with the bloodhound gang. Not sure why that would be. This was okay. But now I want to listen to raunchy comedy music.
3
Nov 06 2024
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Logical Progression
LTJ Bukem
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shall not make repetitive generic music.
This is ACTUALLY three and a half HOURS of the same beat with no variation in speed or intensity. This may be the worst record on the list. Maybe of all time.
1
Nov 07 2024
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Picture Book
Simply Red
Dear god. This is truly awful. I remember this single. It was bad in the 80's. It's bad now.
1
Nov 08 2024
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Emergency On Planet Earth
Jamiroquai
This album doesn't have his hit. Forgivable. This one is fine. It's fun and a little quirky.
3
Nov 09 2024
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Dear Science
TV On The Radio
I saw these guys open for None Inch Nails sometime between 2005 and 2010? I've been hooked ever since. They get lumped in with the Indy bands from their era but that are not Indy.
5
Nov 10 2024
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Hypocrisy Is The Greatest Luxury
The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
A little too bonk on the head with the messages. But it was fine. Beats were okay.
3
Nov 11 2024
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After The Gold Rush
Neil Young
I continue to struggle with Young's music. This is no different.
2
Nov 12 2024
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In The Wee Small Hours
Frank Sinatra
Kind of biting after a while. But I was listening in the morning. This record is meant to be listened to at night after you're supposed to be asleep.
4
Nov 13 2024
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Spy Vs. Spy: The Music Of Ornette Coleman
John Zorn
While this never becomes"normal", it does sort of become less insane the further it goes. Or never gets to anything melodic. This was intentionally unlistenable. And I respect that.
3
Nov 14 2024
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White Blood Cells
The White Stripes
When the White Stipes hit I had moved out ofy parents house and was barely making ends meet. I couldn't afford the CDs and while downloading music was definitely a thing, I didn't download this. So I kind of missed the boat on the White Stripes.
I heard a few songs here and there and they were great though. Going back now, I find that this album, as well as the others are super inconsistent. The bangers are top tier bangers. But there is a lot of filler. I love the moxy of this album. But I was bored between the bigger set pieces and the end of the record just sort of trails off.
4
Nov 15 2024
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Suzanne Vega
Suzanne Vega
This album is like when a 2 year old tells a story. It's just made up as it goes along, meandering in circles not making any real sense. It's not offensive and it doesn't have a point.
1
Nov 16 2024
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Moon Safari
Air
Eh. Fine but forgettable.
3
Nov 17 2024
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There's A Riot Goin' On
Sly & The Family Stone
This was oddly not good. It doesn't feel like an album. Just a bunch of jams and goofing around. Not for me.
1
Nov 18 2024
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All Hope Is Gone
Slipknot
The first Slipknot record came out whole I worked at Blockbuster video and I would listen to it on CD while walking to work. Iowa was an extension of that sound and was similarly great. By the time this record came out, I had moved out of my parents house and couldn't afford to buy CDs. This got missed.
This is more polished. And the tempos vary which is a nice chance of pace. But this feels somehow less brutal. There are clearly different metal influences in here. Which is nice. But it just doesn't click the way those first two did. Now I need to go listen to Subliminal verses and see what's going on there.
4
Nov 19 2024
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Hot Shots II
The Beta Band
I admit I fell for the hipster hype after seeing High Fidelity. But the 3 EPs is where that hype stopped for me. The vibe is right but the songs are completely hollow. Another better band, Elbow, got the vibe and the songs right and are The Beta Band's lunch.
This record has the vibe. But it's boring. It doesn't go anywhere. It just sort of siren songs you in promising something it can't deliver.
2
Nov 20 2024
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Rain Dogs
Tom Waits
Tom Waits is such a weird artist it's hard to describe what he's even doing. He's making traditional music is the most unsettling way. This album feels timeless and scary. My only complaint is that it gets a little "normal" at the end.
4
Nov 21 2024
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Pretzel Logic
Steely Dan
This sucks so hard. It's soulless trash Rick for people who think they like music.
1
Nov 22 2024
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Private Dancer
Tina Turner
Why not use a real piano when you are trying to get natural piano sounds? Because it's '80's pop music and it sucks. The 80's produced great music. So there is no excuse to sound like this.
1