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KE*A*H** (Psalm 69)
Ministry
5 2.71 +2.29
Palo Congo
Sabu
5 2.71 +2.29
Scream, Dracula, Scream
Rocket From The Crypt
5 2.76 +2.24
Only Built 4 Cuban Linx
Raekwon
5 2.84 +2.16
Among The Living
Anthrax
5 2.87 +2.13
Apocalypse Dudes
Turbonegro
5 2.89 +2.11
Midnight Ride
Paul Revere & The Raiders
5 2.99 +2.01
No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith (Live)
Motörhead
5 3.07 +1.93
Double Nickels On The Dime
Minutemen
5 3.13 +1.87
Repeater
Fugazi
5 3.14 +1.86

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OK Computer
Radiohead
1 4.12 -3.12
In Rainbows
Radiohead
1 3.87 -2.87
Elephant
The White Stripes
1 3.84 -2.84
Is This It
The Strokes
1 3.82 -2.82
American Idiot
Green Day
1 3.77 -2.77
Can't Buy A Thrill
Steely Dan
1 3.73 -2.73
Hot Fuss
The Killers
1 3.73 -2.73
Kid A
Radiohead
1 3.71 -2.71
Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers
1 3.68 -2.68
The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan
1 3.62 -2.62

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Black Sabbath 3 5
Public Enemy 3 5
Prince 3 4.67
Deep Purple 3 4.67
Elton John 2 5
Beastie Boys 2 5
A Tribe Called Quest 2 5
Johnny Cash 2 5
Motörhead 2 5
The Stooges 2 5
Beatles 6 4
Miles Davis 3 4.33
Bruce Springsteen 3 4.33

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Radiohead 5 1.2
Steely Dan 4 1.25
Bob Dylan 6 1.67
Leonard Cohen 4 1.5
Bob Marley & The Wailers 3 1.33
Grateful Dead 2 1
Eminem 2 1
Arcade Fire 2 1
Kanye West 2 1
Eagles 2 1
The Velvet Underground 3 1.67
The Smiths 3 1.67
Red Hot Chili Peppers 2 1.5
Yeah Yeah Yeahs 2 1.5
Fairport Convention 2 1.5
The Mothers Of Invention 2 1.5
John Lennon 2 1.5
Public Image Ltd. 2 1.5
Coldplay 2 1.5
Rufus Wainwright 2 1.5
Beck 3 2
U2 3 2
David Bowie 6 2.33

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Green Day 1, 5
Elvis Costello & The Attractions 5, 2

5-Star Albums (76)

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It's been maybe the longest stretch of this experiment so far that I've seen a guarantee 5 star. Motorhead. Everything louder than everything else. Don't like it? Fine. They are the best rock band ever. I remember a lot of the experience of buying the cassette. Used, 6 years ago, Washington DC, with someone I fell hard for and ended up breaking my heart. Still have the cassette though, and something of this magnitude is worth many times the $6.99 I paid. I remember one specific experience driving to this. I was working a comic book convention in New Hampshire with a local shop, and while the owner drove the box truck with all the inventory back to the shop in Massachusetts, I drove his bigass truck and put this on. It gave me focus for such an ungodly beast. Really wish I got to see them just once. I love Motorhead old and... older, I guess. Not just the s/t and Iron Fist but also Bastards and Kiss of Death. I have a Motorhead / Star Wars mashup (sorry) tattoo of a clone trooper helmet with Snaggletooth on top, saying "BORN TO LOSE / LIVE TO WIN." Maybe even better than the Ramones at keeping things simple.

Parachutes by Coldplay

Coldplay could cure cancer, end hunger, and house everyone, and kick Elon Musk in the dick, but that wouldn't change my opinion that their music is dog shit.

Midnight Ride by Paul Revere & The Raiders

This is a metal album cover. They're gonna play some doom. Whatever this sounds like, I'm listening to Candlemass afterwards. Sure enough, this is rock. Probably as hard as it went in the 60's.

Sail Away by Randy Newman

Randy Newman on a movie soundtrack: ok, this makes sense for a CGI film where toys come to life. Randy Newman on a full-length: Fuck no

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Ten by Pearl Jam
Mar 05 2024

Like 5/10? Front half is radio hits. Some of these are long dong songs. Would probably drink coffee to again. I suspect this will be among my higher-ranked on this list, sad to say.

Stardust by Willie Nelson
Mar 06 2024

Solid fit being covers. Neat arrangements.

Revolver by Beatles
Mar 07 2024

Best Beatles album

Hounds Of Love by Kate Bush
Mar 08 2024

I feel like I don't like fairies enough to appreciate this album

Grace by Jeff Buckley
Mar 11 2024

I forgot what I was going to write. Didn't get interesting for me until Eternal Life.

Blur by Blur
Mar 12 2024

Song 2 is an essential Jock Jam™. The songs are all over the place here but that keeps an hour of material fresh.

Southern Rock Opera by Drive-By Truckers
Mar 13 2024

When I typed in "Drive" and YT suggested "Like Jehu" I very much almost just went with that. I'm sure there's people that appreciate this album, but I'm not sure I want to meet them. I do not need a country rock opera concept album in my life.

Hearts And Bones by Paul Simon
Mar 14 2024

This is Sunday morning listening. Not controversial in the slightest. Not bad, not moving. Lemmy: do you want to rock?! Crowd: ehh Paul Simon: I got this

Bossanova by Pixies
Mar 15 2024

Solid mix of songwriting, all gas no brakes

The Bends by Radiohead
Mar 18 2024

Not as bad as I was bracing for, but not something I'm going back to anytime soon.

Pacific Ocean Blue by Dennis Wilson
Mar 20 2024

Is this Kurt Russell. It runs either good or background.

Songs In The Key Of Life by Stevie Wonder
Mar 21 2024

Classic without thought. It's always there with all the samples and swipes.

From Elvis In Memphis by Elvis Presley
Mar 22 2024

ELVIS WAS A HERO TO MOST BUT HE NEVER MEANT SHIT TO ME ... with Memphis in the title, my first thought was that it was a live album. It's not! He's talented for sure but I think he knew he was milking it with the voice. Like going all Cher on it before Cher. Good songwriting, though.

Red Headed Stranger by Willie Nelson
Mar 25 2024

Pretty chill. Apparently I didn't keep notes on this, so, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty chill.

Here's Little Richard by Little Richard
Mar 26 2024

THIS ALBUM IS STILL HOT FIRE AND IT HASN'T FLICKERED OUT ONCE SINCE 1957.

I'm Your Man by Leonard Cohen
Mar 27 2024

It's... like some dude started songwriting when he was HORNY then by the time came to record he was hopped up on barbiturates

Chelsea Girl by Nico
Mar 28 2024

Not a fan of the vocals. Love the instrumentation.

Mar 29 2024

Classic. I remember playing this working at a hole in the wall comic shop. Starting a pop album with an 11 minute song is baller. Then Candle in the Wind! Benny and the Jets! The title track! Not an instrument out of place nor wasted.

Elvis Presley by Elvis Presley
Apr 02 2024

Didn't like this one as much as Live from Memphis. He's not at full strength yet, as you should expect from a debut album. Wonder what happened to him.

Led Zeppelin by Led Zeppelin
Apr 03 2024

A good album, but I feel like I never have to hear Led Zeppelin again. Forgot how influenced by the blues they were and it's all over here.

Histoire De Melody Nelson by Serge Gainsbourg
Apr 04 2024

Hmm this is a provocative co--looking at what this album is about--OH NO Didn't know I'd need to bust out Muzzy to interpret this. "Je suis la jeune fille" YEAH APPARENTLY I took French in school because I thought Gambit was cool at the time. He's not. I took a 200-level course in college for a gen ed. Went to class one day after a GWAR show and I still had some of their fluids in my ear. Classmate thought my ear was bleeding until I said I saw GWAR. He understood then. Interesting instrumentations. I can see where it's influenced so many. Horrible subject matter. Wish this was GWAR.

Pearl by Janis Joplin
Apr 05 2024

I got excited as soon as I saw this pop up. "Buried Alive in the Blues" is a great instrumental - upbeat and energetic. How has this not been used in a movie or show? The instruments are balanced well, production crisp. Her voice is something authentic and not forced IMO.

Moving Pictures by Rush
Apr 08 2024

Yeah, I'm a nerd that likes Rush. Gimme math equations to listen to.

This Year's Model by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Apr 09 2024

I don't have a lot to comment on this. Mostly I listen to these while working so a rating and elaboration is secondary. This is a bopper, okay?

Miriam Makeba by Miriam Makeba
Apr 10 2024

Well, this is nice. Soothing. Peaceful. I don't know the language in some of the songs, but I'd hope Miriam wouldn't pull one over on me and sing about kicking rabbits or anything nefarious like that. Rabbits are cute, they don't deserve that. I'm not saying something's intrinsic cuteness is tied to whether it's kickable or not, because snakes freak me out, I wouldn't call them cute by and large, but I wouldn't want one to be kicked, either. This has some good beats, but, again, don't beat up animals. Unless it's a life or death thing. But even then, a bear wants to kill me, who am I to stop a bear? If I don't have my bear repellent on me, that's my fault and I'm just not fit to survive.

Licensed To Ill by Beastie Boys
Apr 11 2024

Only the debut album by one of my all time favorite groups, no big deal. Everything instantly hits, but then peeling it back and breaking it down, they did their homework.

Electric Warrior by T. Rex
Apr 12 2024

This didn't do much for me. Not bad, but not compelling.

The Low End Theory by A Tribe Called Quest
Apr 15 2024

All-time favorite. Great beats and verses.

Tapestry by Carole King
Apr 16 2024

KITTY Classic parent jams

The Colour Of Spring by Talk Talk
Apr 18 2024

Well, the art is really cool. Not quite a Cure or Depeche Mode kinda thing but I think it could be in the same neighborhood.

I Should Coco by Supergrass
Apr 22 2024

First guess: I'm not familiar but will recognize something from this. Sure enough, I was right. Some of it is cool, but it's SO upbeat, it feels sugary. I'm diabetic and I need insulin listening to this.

Nilsson Schmilsson by Harry Nilsson
Apr 23 2024

I know nothing about this. Ah, another time I was wrong and recognized stuff without knowing it. HITS. Those aside, there's a good variety of bass-thumping rock and ethereal. Big surprise here. Plus doing the "schm-" prefix has to be a first for major American rock. Hell yeah.

Faith by George Michael
Apr 24 2024

Again, I'm not sexy enough for this.

Trio by Dolly Parton
Apr 25 2024

I liked it. Not the strongest effort of anyone, but good on its own.

The Specials by The Specials
Apr 26 2024

Although I love the Bosstones, I've never listened to the Specials. Anticipating an enjoyable listen to me. "A Message to Rudy" is very notable but I was dreading if that set the tone as far as energy for the whole album. Thankfully, "Do the Dog" picks right up (pun intended). Yeah, I'm really liking it. "Concrete Jungle" is a bopper. But "Too Much Too Young" is a drag.

The Wall by Pink Floyd
Apr 30 2024

I don't think I need double-album rock operas in my life.

Purple Rain by Prince
May 01 2024

THIS is how you do a concept album! Suck it, Pink Floyd! I defy anyone to find a single note out of place or played where it's not needed on this. It's the 80's encapsulated. It's perfection. It's also the best $5 I ever spent for a perfectly playable LP with the poster!

The Yes Album by Yes
May 02 2024

I'm not as familiar on this one as The Fragile, but it's tight.

Station To Station by David Bowie
May 03 2024

I tried listening twice and it didn't stick with me.

1999 by Prince
May 07 2024

I need a 6 Star option for this. Non-stop party. I don't care that I'm partying like 35 years ago, I don't party but this is the one exception.

Midnight Ride by Paul Revere & The Raiders
May 08 2024

This is a metal album cover. They're gonna play some doom. Whatever this sounds like, I'm listening to Candlemass afterwards. Sure enough, this is rock. Probably as hard as it went in the 60's.

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys
May 09 2024

Yeah. Classic.

At San Quentin by Johnny Cash
May 15 2024

Sorry, Johnny. You weren't around to see it knocked down.

Songs Of Love And Hate by Leonard Cohen
May 16 2024

Whenever you see a photo of Leonard Cohen smoking a cigarette? He's not huffing tobacco; he's huffing his own farts.

American Beauty by Grateful Dead
May 17 2024

"You're my woman now Make yourself easy" What the FUCK I've never been so happy to hear "Truckin" start as this listen-through because I knew it meant the album was almost over.

The Queen Is Dead by The Smiths
May 21 2024

So, I'm almost 40, grew up in hardcore, and this is the first time ever listening to The Smiths on my own. It's fine. The instrumentation is good. What the fuck is with some of these lyrics? I don't know if it's bias or not, but it feels to me like Morrissey is inauthentic with his vocal delivery. Like, he actually thinks he has a bighead, because he does, but then he plays it down, because he thinks he's just that smart? Fuck Morrissey.

Music From The Penguin Cafe by Penguin Cafe Orchestra
May 22 2024

I'm giving this minimum 4 stars no matter what based on the art alone. But, really, for being a more calm album, it still goes through different and ambitious ideas. I'm able to clearly picture in my head activities and interpretations as done by penguins, fulfilling the mission. Wait, that's not the mission? Shouldn't have been so penguin forward. This is an album by penguins, for penguins.

Brothers by The Black Keys
May 23 2024
21 by Adele
May 24 2024

I was familiar with the hits before and didn't mind them, but didn't pay them much attention. The songwriting and emotion here is genuine, playing up strong influences in R&B, without being inauthentic. If I knew there was a Cure cover, I would've checked it out a lot sooner. Well-done on that.

The ArchAndroid by Janelle Monáe
May 27 2024

This is out there. Ambitious. Not totally disconnected to itself but a span of things, like a soundtrack for a movie at times. Grand. Vibrant. I'm not smart enough to provide a sufficient review, but I like it.

Kind Of Blue by Miles Davis
May 28 2024

An anytime kind of album. Cleaning, cooking, great for being alone with your thoughts. It'll take you on a jazzy journey.

Bad by Michael Jackson
May 29 2024

Honestly not that great. The non-single tracks reek of filler. Not the Minor Threat 7", either.

Vespertine by Björk
May 30 2024

Never listened to Björk before. Soothing, ethereal. Reminds me of Zola Jesus. Not that they're necessarily that close, but if you r enjoy one, it's worth checking the other to change things up.

3 + 3 by The Isley Brothers
May 31 2024

At first this just seemed like sex jams, albeit really good ones like opening with Who's That Lady. You Walk Your Way really opened up to its true cadence, in my mind. Great versions of Listen to the Music, Sunshine (Go Away Today) and an actually bearable version of Summer Breeze with that little bit of guitar having me do the metal claw.

Slippery When Wet by Bon Jovi
Jun 03 2024

Milquetoast. Putting any more effort into describing it would do a disservice to my brain.

The Man Machine by Kraftwerk
Jun 04 2024

This was one of those where I can recognize all the craft (heh) going into it, but it's just not for me.

Repeater by Fugazi
Jun 05 2024

This is my second-favorite Fugazi album after In on the Kill Taker so I'll gladly listen to this any day. And yes I will listen to the version on streaming with 3 Songs because you can't stop me. Turnover starts the album off unsuspecting but by the time Guy starts yelling, you're locked in. Then Ian gets groovy with the title track. Merchandise is upbeat and always gets stuck in my head as a materialistic guy, then Blueprint brings the tone right down. Quit reading this shoddy review and listen to the album!

Endtroducing..... by DJ Shadow
Jun 10 2024

Solid beats. That's all I've got, I'm on 4 hours of sleep right now.

Blood Sugar Sex Magik by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Jun 11 2024

The instruments are good enough. But then you put on Anthony Keidis and it's like putting diarrhea on a cake.

Peter Gabriel 3 by Peter Gabriel
Jun 12 2024

I'm not sure the measured influence of this album, as far as I can't recall it mentioned in conversation, but given the timing of it, elicits a lot of what came in pop music afterwards. I Don't Remember and Family Snapshot really call this out, whereas the earlier tracks kind of go the more industrial route, almost like Killing Joke at the time. Never thought I'd compare Killing Joke to Peter Gabriel, but I'm not upset. The whole album flows well and doesn't take too much off the gas unless it needs to. Not One of Us is a great standout track towards the end. I'll be damned if Phil Collins didn't take a bit of Biko into making In the Air Tonight. Also a great subject to write about. Closing an album in 1980 with an anti-apartheid song is what's up.

Deloused in the Comatorium by The Mars Volta
Jun 13 2024

One of those "I know there's a lot of talent that went into this, but it's not for me" albums.

Pretzel Logic by Steely Dan
Jun 17 2024

So I was dreading this. I always proclaimed to hate SD based on the hits and knowing a friend is a HUGE fan I wanted to avoid eating my words. So, how did this end up? Well, big fan of hot pretzels for 15 cents so the cover is a promising start. As for the music: Rikki Don't Lose That Number - Not going to judge this too much as it's a hit, heard it a thousand times. Night by Night - ... Not bad Any Major Dude Will Tell You - Not feeling this one Barrytown - Promising start. Didn't like the wavering voice, though. East St. Louis Toodle-Oo - Not bad? If it were set to like a Tom and Jerry cartoon? No, could see it more for an Itchy and Scratchy one. I think it's the talkbox. Parker's Band - Ok, this was probably the best one since Night by Night. Through With Buzz - Me too! Fuck you, Buzz! Pretzel Logic - This is funky but seems melodramatic. With a Gun - Western kinda start. Probably one of the best tracks on the album. Charlie Freak - Honestly, this album has a back half. Monkey in Your Soul - I just like the track title. Overall? It's okay.

Joan Armatrading by Joan Armatrading
Jun 18 2024

This is some cool stuff. Not wildly bombastic, but there's range.

Beauty And The Beat by The Go-Go's
Jun 19 2024

Pleasantly surprised to see this one pop up. Don't know them outside of the hits but glad to have this as an introduction. Belinda's vocals remind me of Delores from the Cranberries (Rippity pippity). The songs of heartbreak from the female perspective in pop music, very often, are from a position of submission or capitulation to a masculine, but "How Much More" is level-headed and feels realistic in its lyrics. Love the instrumentation throughout. "Lust to Love" is just a solid songwriting example. Great album beginning to end, unlike this review.

Jun 20 2024

TLDR: This album could've been called "I Should Go to Therapy." I'll get the one good thing to say out of the way: The music to Kim sounds like the Corporate Ministry theme from the WWF and that goes. I wish this album went past the submission process for this list and I didn't listen to it. Some of the albums I've listened to for this I'd consider BAD but this was maybe the worst to get through so far. Why? Beats - solid 3/5, would be 3.5 if I could rate it as such Flow - 3/5, not my bag but not bad Delivery - 4/5, it's powerful and committed Lyrics - instant, irredeemable 1/5. So much so that it weighs everything else down. I grew up in the 90s and graduated high school in 2003. Eminem was inescapable. I never got into him, at the time not being into rap but since opening my mind. I've added "Without Me" to my running playlist. But, damn, dude, these lyrics are SO misogynistic and homophobic, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Forget the murder fantasy schtick, I love death metal and Gravediggaz did it great, but, oh yeah, the rape fetishizing too. Fuck off with this.

Aftermath by The Rolling Stones
Jun 21 2024

Hot damn there's some good shit on this!

Darkness on the Edge of Town by Bruce Springsteen
Jun 25 2024

Not my favorite Bruce album, but that's like saying Rocky Road isn't my favorite ice cream. There's still all the elements that make it great, plenty to appreciate on its own, and it hits me good enough on such a certain day.

Aja by Steely Dan
Jun 27 2024

Didn't Guantanamo Bay prisoners get tortured to this album?

The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails
Jun 28 2024

So, two women that broke my heart in seemingly irreparable ways were both big NIN fans. Tried approaching this without that bias, as I do like some industrial, mainly Ministry and Killing Joke. This is fine. For as batshit as the opener goes, the second track hits the E-brake and just changes the mood entirely. Then stretch that out a bit. Really, remove the bias, I'd probably skip this anyhow. Love the Johnny Cash cover at the end though.

British Steel by Judas Priest
Jul 01 2024

I have the 1980 US release with Breaking the Law as the first track, but honestly prefer the wider release with Rapid Fire starting things off. This is a top 3 album by a top 2 artist for me personally, so yeah, I was a little excited. There's so much power and commitment in the songs and no slacking. Rapid Fire is the metal song, and Metal Gods and United are the metal anthems. Living After Midnight has gotten stale from me just in seeing them live but I can still recognize that it's a party song. You Don't Have to be Old to be Wise? Heck, that's just something to keep in mind. Also to keep in mind, JUDAS PRIEST FUCKING RULES.

Heroes by David Bowie
Jul 02 2024

I like Neuköln and that's about it. This didn't do anything to sway me on my indifference of Bowie.

Cloud Nine by The Temptations
Jul 03 2024

It's the Temptations. Shut up and listen.

Power In Numbers by Jurassic 5
Jul 04 2024

This fits right in with ATCQ, Digable Planets, etc. Powerful MCs.

Jul 05 2024

Sam Cooke LOVES his woman. This album is less of a live set, more of a party and a proclamation. His energy is bombastic, the audience part of the band. It's electric. The backing band is great, but they are a bit behind because this is Sam's show, and he shines. Incredible capture of a night from 60 years ago.

It's Blitz! by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Jul 08 2024

How the hell is Yeah Yeah Yeahs one of 1001 albums that's essential to listen to before death? This is not revelatory at all. It's just power pop. And I hate the vocals. And the name.

Led Zeppelin III by Led Zeppelin
Jul 09 2024

So, II is my "favorite" Led Zeppelin album, but this is also a band as a whole that I'm quite content never hearing again. I don't mind blue-influenced rock, and they were definitely wearing it on their sleeve, but they're like the Deftones in that any intricacies in the songwriting that could be appreciated by my dumb brain are blown away by some fan, unprompted, going "OH THEY'RE HTE FUCKING BEST DOOD" (no I'm not fixing that typo). Should I let someone else's opinion dwindle mine? No. Except when it goes beyond playing something ad nauseum. Much like tube TVs had a percentage of static coming directly from the background radiation of the universe, Americans have a not-insignificant play of Led Zeppelin in their collective conscience. ... Right. This was about a single album. It's fine.

Triangle by The Beau Brummels
Jul 10 2024

Funky lil folk album. Thought at first I was going to dread it, but not that bad.

Jul 11 2024

Okay. I love some Outkast. I usually go for Stankonia because it's tight and ALIVE. This is, to be sure, two albums. 2 hours 15 minutes. A lot to listen to at once as a package. I preder Speakerboxxx, but The Love Below has some highs, and the better singles. The whole package of Speakerboxxx just works better for my tastes. Love the ambition, though. No one as big as Outkast can I think of has done something comparable, and they were always pushing the boundaries like that. Who's even close? Boris?

m b v by My Bloody Valentine
Jul 12 2024

So. My Bloody Valentine. M B V. m b v. Ah yes here we go. There it is. Droney, spacey, ambient, shoegazey -- hey, spell check, quit yelling at me, because I ain't listening. I can spell tociluzimab and Bill Sienkiewicz without questioning myself. If you know what it is from their older releases, don't be too shocked here. I'm at a bit of a loss as why this one in particular is on here instead of, say, Loveless, but I'm not the nerd that came up with this. I'm a nerd following along. The instrumentations flow like they were an extension of nature. The vocals, too. I honestly don't know what they're saying without looking at the lyrics, so it could be about the Armenian genocide or a recipe for Beef Wellington (do NOT let that shit go out raw!) but the presentation is less dependent on the words here. Since it is a bit spacey, I tried a little bit of playback at double speed. Not as amusing as playing something like Cursed - I or Ride the Lightning at 33 instead of 45. That, you ride out.

A Girl Called Dusty by Dusty Springfield
Jul 15 2024

First of all, this is damn near impossible to find on streaming. Secondly, great voice. I'd think Adele picked up on it here and there The songs range from okay to sappy... Like super. Ok album that goes way too long.

Definitely Maybe by Oasis
Jul 17 2024

Bro, I'm listening for the first time because I always thought the Gallaghers were insufferable. The instrumentation is fine, bro. The vocals lose me. Seems like the tracklisting could flow better. The lyrics in Supersonic especially... not for me. Cigarettes and Alcohol is just Bang the Gong. Married with Children feels totally unnecessary. "SAID MAYBEEEE" maybe 125 times, bro. Get a little less indecisive before finishing a song.

Traffic by Traffic
Jul 18 2024

A notably long album for the time. And you feel it. SHEESH. Boring and then when it's not boring, like Vagabond Virgin... yeeeewwwww

In Our Heads by Hot Chip
Jul 19 2024

One of those ones where I can't criticize, but is 100% not for me.

Raising Hell by Run-D.M.C.
Jul 23 2024

If this was the 101 albums to listen to before you die, this would be a first-round pick for me. Ok, maybe it would've been KING OF ROCK. Can't lose either way. "It's Tricky" is a hell of a jam. It shows how much power both Rev and Darryl have in their deliveries. "My Adidas" - of the time, for sure. Classic. Wouldn't cheer Adidas these days, though, dropping Bella Hadid for supporting a free Palestine. Shame. "Walk This Way" is why this was included, undoubtedly. Run-DMC brought Aerosmith back to the front... for better or worse. But the overall rock sampling by Jay was also something huge for rap. These three were a well-oiled machine. There's no denying what they did for music.

Peter Gabriel by Peter Gabriel
Jul 25 2024

Not feeling this as much as IV. Definitely don't need Slowburn. If I wanted that I'd just put on Stevie Ray Vaughn. Down the Dolce Vita makes up for it, though.

A Hard Day's Night by Beatles
Jul 29 2024

The third album from one of the biggest bands ever ain't their best, but so early on, that's to be expected. The elements are there. I don't care for some of the stuff like "Any Time at All," but I also like a lot of the songs, like... "Any Time at All." What? Do I like this song or not? I really can't tell. What is going on? Why is everything getting hazy? Paul died in 196------------------------------sdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd..................................................

Sea Change by Beck
Jul 30 2024

As someone who does not shop at Abercrombie and Fitch, or take downers, I'm not into this.

Snivilisation by Orbital
Jul 31 2024

I think I like this album? I really wasn't expecting that given 1. it's electronic, and 2. over an hour. But the more time that passes with this, the more it branches out in different directions. Plus I like the lil character on the cover.

Henry's Dream by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Aug 01 2024

I dig it. I listened to the remaster and the production was a little slick, but I think it can still ring true that there's powerful delivery on here.

Paranoid by Black Sabbath
Aug 02 2024

Finally, we're back on the winning track with these! You're locked in right away with War Pigs. Lots of bands try to capture it but Faith No More is the only one that got close. I always loved Paranoid as a faster Sabbath song. My friends' band played it some years back at a show and I was going off. Planet Caravan: If you start talking about the Pantera version, I'm going to call you a baby. Iron Man: Overrated? Probably. Hard as hell? YES. Electric Funeral: Frenetic. Hand of Doom: I'm pretty sure this is about Black Sabbath's mission statement. Recently, I've been listening to a lot more Dio Sabbath, and I really don't get how this list didn't include ANY Dio, but that's an aside to this - It's fucking Sabbath. It's not Technical Ecstasy, Born Again, or 13 - THIS is textbook Sabbath.

Appetite For Destruction by Guns N' Roses
Aug 05 2024

This is a bit of a blind spot as far as never checked out, can't say I've had strong feelings against it, but never got around to it. I got two songs in before I had to pause for work and "It's So Easy" was already in my head. Fuck it, I'm at "Paradise City" and I'm gonna re-start the whole thing. I'm already losing count of how many times I do that Axl Rose slither move. Obviously, a lot of hits came from this. Even the ones that didn't, like "You're Crazy," are pretty good. Definitely catchy. I think "Anything Goes" is the best example of what crappy bar rock bands have been trying in vain to capture since 1987. She's not gonna fuck you, bro. That and "My Michelle" are probably the low points of the album for me. It's no 9 Shocks Terror, either the Lip Cream release or the Clevo band, but it'll do.

Hot Buttered Soul by Isaac Hayes
Aug 06 2024

I like the layers of the music that are going on here.

Third/Sister Lovers by Big Star
Aug 07 2024

I don't know... I wasn't feeling this. It felt like an overcooked noodle of rock.

Nowhere by Ride
Aug 08 2024

Yeah, this is solid. Drug Beatles bass with contemporary Britrock.

Dust by Screaming Trees
Aug 09 2024

A little over 10% through this, and this is one of my favorite album covers that I hadn't seen prior, so far. Another case where I'm familiar with the name but not the music. Not in the same cul-de-sac as The Cure, but in the same town enough that it's that powerful rock delivery. I don't know what Gospel Plow is about, but it kinda diverts the flow of the album. Makes sense since it's the last track. Nevermind.

Live! by Fela Kuti
Aug 12 2024

This is POWERFUL right out of the gate. It doesn't stop, either.

Elephant by The White Stripes
Aug 13 2024

This one was not for me. I'm definitely not a fan of Jack's vocals. The lyrics, I don't care for.

Aug 14 2024

I think this may be my first time listening to Mudhoney on my own? To skip the inevitability of talking Nirvana, I like a whole lot of Sub Pop stuff past and present. And probably future. Some of this fits on the chill, almost Dino Jr side of the scale, then some of it is energetic and right at home on a cool skate video, like Foundation's The Good Times are Killing Me, which also has... Modest Mouse. Okay.

Arrival by ABBA
Aug 15 2024

Why did ABBA kiss the teacher Kinda easy to see why Dancing Queen became an anthem. It hits everything. Why Did It Have to be Me? More like Why Did You Have to Go Away from Disco? This is so out of place. Tiger seems a little goofy on the surface but honestly it's a bopper.

Kings Of The Wild Frontier by Adam & The Ants
Aug 16 2024

I knew right away that I was going to dig this. Like the music overall, LOVE the drums.

Aug 19 2024

I'm immediately interested in this. I only know Curtis Mayfield from Superfly, plus the first track is called BILLY JACK. Great movie hero. More chill than that, musically. "Depression ain't quite just what you promised." - I don't fully understand it, but I think I feel it. I put this album on immediate replay after a first listen. No ragrets.

The Gershwin Songbook by Ella Fitzgerald
Aug 20 2024

Three hours. I know this is from a time where attention spans aren't what they are now, but three hours. Was this intended for a single listen? I made it three songs. When I saw the fourth was "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off," I did that with this album and put on Mobb Deep. * ok, I'm trying again. But I'm not enjoying it. This is just not something I can find something to admire - plenty of talent, but nothing I'm enjoying. If this was 1001 macaroni and cheeses to try before you die, we've had Stouffer's, we've had the solid box vegan one, we've had the shitty box ones that don't even reconstitute. We've even had a couple of real delicacies. This is the Costco 30 pound bucket and you're told to eat it all at once. At least it's not a concept album.

Iron Maiden by Iron Maiden
Aug 22 2024

So there's 3 good songs on here but fuck Paul Dianno. This is like like telling everyone to check out the Chicago Bulls before Michael Jordan... okay.

1977 by Ash
Aug 23 2024

I'm digging this and surprised I'm not already familiar. 90's TV show / movie background music but with a bit of substance to it as well. Perfectly serviceable alt rock.

Feast of Wire by Calexico
Aug 27 2024

This sounds like the soundtrack to someone struggling to pick which color Patagonia puffy vest to buy

Hard Again by Muddy Waters
Aug 28 2024

I really don't know blues well, but Muddy Waters is definitely one of the main names I'd associate with the genre. This album is a good exposure to blues - classic off the bat and engaging throughout.

Tellin’ Stories by The Charlatans
Aug 29 2024

I don't think I need this! Not bad but not for my ears!

War by U2
Sep 02 2024

This is some solid stuff. Good before the band became a parody of themselves.

Bright Flight by Silver Jews
Sep 04 2024

As soon as I started this album, I blurted out: "oh god." This album is an exercise in survival.

Getz/Gilberto by Stan Getz
Sep 10 2024

This is music for some kind of vacation I don't think I'll ever have... But I'd like to.

Green Onions by Booker T. & The MG's
Sep 11 2024

Instant favorite. Instantly recognizable. A feel good album!

Phaedra by Tangerine Dream
Sep 12 2024

Intense; establishes a mood right away

All Things Must Pass by George Harrison
Sep 13 2024

Maximum 3 stars: over 2 hours, plus the track listing on streaming sites is all screwed up from the original order. It's really not THAT far off, but it should be exact, and certainly not with isolated tracks right in the middle. Anyways, George was probably the best Beatle, this proves it, and that he had this so long because all these ideas were held up and let out "like a fire hose" to quote him are a shame.

Document by R.E.M.
Sep 16 2024

So, this wasn't bad. End of the World is an obvious standout. Not much to remark on, honestly.

A Wizard, A True Star by Todd Rundgren
Sep 19 2024

Rodd Tundgren. I can tell right away that this was an influence on Jack White. This is a bit dynamic, isn't it?

Sep 20 2024

Didn't hate this, to my own surprise. Of course I was already familiar with a lot of it. Gotta call out the bass because that was really good.

Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs by Derek & The Dominos
Sep 23 2024

You know how there's overrated talents? People regarded and loved and they may be talented, but not as much as what everyone makes them out to be? Some say Dimebag Darrell Abbott is one of those. I'd say he was definitely talented, but part of that talent was ripping off Exhorder. Eric Clapton, however, is definitely overrated. And a piece of shit.

Play by Moby
Sep 24 2024

Before listening to this, my only formed opinions of Moby were that: - He did the Sopranos theme. He didn't. - His restaurant is good. Not the best cinnamon roll ever, but after a full brunch, it was small enough to enjoy without being too indulgent. Anyways. This is something where I was aware of, had never heard, but had no objection to listen to. On that itself, it wasn't bad. Solid beats, not surprisingly. More hits than I remember and I think those, especially Southside, are among the lower points of the album. The back half, like Corrosion of Conformity's Animosity, is where the magic lies.

The Idiot by Iggy Pop
Sep 25 2024

I'll always know Iggy Pop first as Michelle Trachtenberg's dad on The Adventures of Pete and Pete. His music is fine.

Haunted Dancehall by The Sabres Of Paradise
Sep 26 2024

I like it. Knew nothing of it going in. Probably good study / work music.

Cheap Thrills by Big Brother & The Holding Company
Sep 27 2024

I'm not TOTALLY sure what to make of this album. Love the cover, at least. It's solid stuff and some notable songs but I'm not entirely sold either.

Blunderbuss by Jack White
Sep 30 2024

I really don't see how this is an essential album to listen to before one's exit from this mortal coil. It's fine. It has some weird stuff. I just don't care. "I Guess I Should Go to Sleep." Guess this album should've ended with that. Like this is why Ronnie James Dio was snubbed entirely??

Ramones by Ramones
Oct 01 2024

I can't possibly add anything that hasn't already been said about this. Classic.

Honky Tonk Heroes by Waylon Jennings
Oct 02 2024

I fail to see this as necessary. So, here's a recipe: Mini Pecan Pie Ingredients • 1 pie crust storebought or homemade • 1/3 cup light corn syrup • 1/4 cup brown sugar • 1 and 1/2 tablespoons unsalted butter melted • 1 egg lightly beaten • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract • 1/2 cup chopped pecans Directions • Preheat oven to 350°F • On a lightly floured surface, roll the pie dough out into a 12-inch circle. Using a 3-inch cookie cutter (or glass), cut out 12 circles from the dough • Place each piece of dough in each muffin cavity of a 12-count muffin pan, making sure each piece comes up the sides just a little bit (you may need to stretch the dough just a bit). Transfer the muffin pan to the refrigerator while you making the filling. • In a mixing bowl, mix together the corn syrup, brown sugar, melted butter, egg, and vanilla extract until fully combined; then mix in the chopped pecans. Remove the muffin pan from the refrigerator. Evenly distribute the filling (about 1 full tablespoon) between all 12 muffin cavities, making sure the pecan pie filling does not come up over the edges of the dough. • Bake at 350°F for about 25 minutes or until the filling is set. Remove from the oven and cool in the pan for about 10 minutes

White Light by Gene Clark
Oct 03 2024

Wasn't sure what to make of this at first, but it clicked about halfway in. Fits under the same roof in my mind as James Taylor, Jackson Browne or a little bit of Warren Zevon (though he has his own shack, let's be real).

Illinois by Sufjan Stevens
Oct 07 2024

This album makes me hate Chicago. You know this was background music for mid college bros trying to get laid and probably succeeding. This album is an affront to every instrument used in its creation.

Bookends by Simon & Garfunkel
Oct 08 2024

This is some dependable stuff.

Sticky Fingers by The Rolling Stones
Oct 09 2024

This is more of a mix than I had anticipated, and while I think I've listened to some other albums around this era of the Stones (Let it Bleed, Hot Rocks), I don't think I've given this one a full listen. Can't You Hear Me Knocking lost me a bit, but Bitch brought it back around. Overall, a good listen.

Tank Battles by Dagmar Krause
Oct 10 2024

So, this isn't available on streaming, so I'm relying on a Youtube playlist. Uhh... this is a musical? At least it sounds like it. To what I understand (reading Wikipedia), this is a late-80's take on songs written some time before, which is reflective in the tunes. Is it good? Is it recommended? I don't know. I'm definitely not the target audience for this. You mention German music and I go to Teutonic thrash right away - Kreator, Sodom, Destruction, a little Tankard. It's not bad, to be sure, just not my kind of listening.

Life's Too Good by The Sugarcubes
Oct 11 2024

I didn't know that Bjork was in a band before going solo. Before going into this, it sounds like this is pretty tongue-in-cheek. It's pretty good! Definitely Bjork with the ethereal vocals.

Tommy by The Who
Oct 14 2024

I used to listen to this a ton as a kid. So much of it was still familiar despite not having listened for years. Thinking of it now, I wouldn't search it out. Rock operas aren't something I entertain really.

Oct 15 2024

I knew some of this was going to be recognizable. I didn't know it was going to be 3 songs right off the bat. I do like this. Understanding and familiarizing more beat-driven (electronic?) stuff has been a standout with this project for me. Also, the original cover is way better than the American one.

Oct 16 2024

I know some Chicago, basically the hits. I love 25 or 6 to 4. Chicago is the only band my mom has a hoodie for. Never listened to this beginning to end. It's solid. The bass is killer. The instrumental songs are great, not waste.

Giant Steps by The Boo Radleys
Oct 17 2024

What is this besides an average if not meandering 90s rock album? What am I missing here?

Oct 18 2024

First thought with today's album: A Tribe Called Qu'est que ce. Lots of comparisons to American hip hop, I feel the beats are closer to Erik B and Rakim. For the quantity of tracks, it stays fresh, and I only know my high school class level of French, but the delivery is good. This is one of those cool discoveries from this project.

Sunday At The Village Vanguard by Bill Evans Trio
Oct 21 2024

I don't have anything with Evans as the main feature in my library, but I have Kind of Blue, so his sound is familiar. Relaxed but not boring. Solid. Great quality for a live recording as well.

Olympia 64 by Jacques Brel
Oct 23 2024

Another French album. This guy looks like the dude from Dragnet. Not Colonel Potter, the other one. I can only follow some bits and phrases of French, and the rest is by tone. That said, he carries emotions through his voice effectively, for whatever those French emotions are. A lot of contempt, I think. It passed the time on the morning commute pretty well until it ended. That's more Philadelphia's fault then Jacques, though. This being a live album, I was expecting the audience to express more. Maybe they're a more polite audience. Or they just have contempt for Jacques.

Psychocandy by The Jesus And Mary Chain
Oct 24 2024

Well, I'd be a hypocarite if I didn't like this. I don't know why. But I like it. That I know. It's solid.

Butterfly by Mariah Carey
Oct 25 2024

We get it, you can SING

Garbage by Garbage
Oct 29 2024

I liked garbage for a while and only recently appreciated that they've taken an industrial driven beat to the mainstream.

Beautiful Freak by Eels
Oct 31 2024

Boring. I can't think of why this is on here but Quicksand isn't. PRO TIP: Don't listen to this one while driving. I very seriously had to pause it to put on something else just so it didn't drag. "Your Lucky Day in Hell," huh? Sure feels like I'm in hell listening to this but I'm not lucky if I'm listening.

Sign 'O' The Times by Prince
Nov 05 2024

I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man is probably my favorite Prince song.

Talk Talk Talk by The Psychedelic Furs
Nov 06 2024

This is another one filed under "I know the name, never heard, had nothing against." Putting it on the first time was too stop-and-go, so I waited until my morning rush of meetings was done and started again. I'm digging. Reminds me of Dramarama.

Nov 08 2024

It's been maybe the longest stretch of this experiment so far that I've seen a guarantee 5 star. Motorhead. Everything louder than everything else. Don't like it? Fine. They are the best rock band ever. I remember a lot of the experience of buying the cassette. Used, 6 years ago, Washington DC, with someone I fell hard for and ended up breaking my heart. Still have the cassette though, and something of this magnitude is worth many times the $6.99 I paid. I remember one specific experience driving to this. I was working a comic book convention in New Hampshire with a local shop, and while the owner drove the box truck with all the inventory back to the shop in Massachusetts, I drove his bigass truck and put this on. It gave me focus for such an ungodly beast. Really wish I got to see them just once. I love Motorhead old and... older, I guess. Not just the s/t and Iron Fist but also Bastards and Kiss of Death. I have a Motorhead / Star Wars mashup (sorry) tattoo of a clone trooper helmet with Snaggletooth on top, saying "BORN TO LOSE / LIVE TO WIN." Maybe even better than the Ramones at keeping things simple.

25 by Adele
Nov 11 2024

There's one crack of her voice in "When We Were Young" that damn near broke me. After the last Adele listen for this, I didn't add Adele to my rotation, but did appreciate her, so I wasn't disappointed to see this. She has a command over her voice that calls from the surrounding instrumentation. Like an MC in the sense that she knows how to use the accompaniment to add to the delivery.

Live At Leeds by The Who
Nov 12 2024

Don't really care for the Tommy tracks live

Boston by Boston
Nov 13 2024

This is classic rock. No other way to put it.

Unhalfbricking by Fairport Convention
Nov 14 2024

I knew right away that I did not need this in my life.

Odelay by Beck
Nov 18 2024

Talented but nothing I need

Pelican West by Haircut 100
Nov 20 2024

It's not bad at all, but I also don't see myself going back to it often.

Ace of Spades by Motörhead
Nov 21 2024

Okay, so here's a Motorhead memory from me: One of my friends' bands (Life of Crime, I think?) were playing a basement show and said a cover was for me. It was Ace of Spades. I went nuts. Best rock band ever and I can't be convinced otherwise.

Phrenology by The Roots
Nov 22 2024

I used to listen to this quite a bit, but with listening yesterday, I remembered how 100% straight through was a bit much. Rock You is a perfect opener, energizing and bringing the listener to attention. The Seed (2.0) is what I've always gone back to. The beat is incredible, the flow is great, and Cody Chestnutt wraps it all up nicely. The beats on this, at first you think they're minimal but then you pick up on everything going on. Very cool in that sense. Break You Off is where it starts to lose me. I think compared to the tempos before that, it's just a downer. Complexity would've been a great closer, but then it kept going for 13 minutes.

Blue Lines by Massive Attack
Nov 25 2024

From my group chat: I think I may have to check other albums from them because I liked a song that they did with Mos Def but cant say I liked the album overall

Crosby, Stills & Nash by Crosby, Stills & Nash
Nov 26 2024

Classic stuff, really. The first two tracks are hardwired into my brain from such a young age - when I first heard and can remember hearing those songs, they were 20 years old. That was 35 years ago. I'm turning to dust.

The Clash by The Clash
Nov 27 2024

Despite loving London Calling, I just never went into the rest of The Clash's discography. Pretty much what I was expecting, though, in a good way.

Peggy Suicide by Julian Cope
Nov 28 2024

I like some stuff with similar elements, and there's particular songs I like, but the longer this album went, the less I cared for it.

Remain In Light by Talking Heads
Nov 29 2024

I'm familiar with some Talking Heads beyond the hits, but not a lot. They pushed the envelope, showing that you can understand music and it doesn't have to be just self-fellating, but substantive and connecting with people across the board.

Channel Orange by Frank Ocean
Dec 02 2024

Crack Rock. Instant 12 stars.

Lust For Life by Iggy Pop
Dec 03 2024

It's Iggy Pop. I like Iggy Pop.

Shaft by Isaac Hayes
Dec 04 2024

Isaac Hayes was objectively cool before becoming a Scientologist.

Jazz Samba by Stan Getz
Dec 05 2024

This is feel-good stuff.

Dec 09 2024

Dang it, I like an Oasis album. My friend Nick of Moral Injury was right in saying I'd prefer the back half.

Head Hunters by Herbie Hancock
Dec 10 2024

This cover is already 5 stars on its own.

Beggars Banquet by The Rolling Stones
Dec 11 2024

Instant win, leading off with my favorite Stones song. No Expectations flips the script but doesn't lose any momentum in the process. Dear Doctor shows their knowledge of what's going on outside of strict rock and roll. Jigsaw Puzzle is pretty classic Stones. Street Fighting Man is one of those bigger songs that has been in a few TV shows and movies, but for good reason, I guess. I'm too lazy to write through this as I work. Shit's good!

The Who Sell Out by The Who
Dec 12 2024

I think I just like Who's Next as a full album.

Darkdancer by Les Rythmes Digitales
Dec 13 2024

I was liking it at first, but the more I listened, the more annoying it got for me. It's irritating.

On The Beach by Neil Young
Dec 17 2024

SHUT UP it's Neil Young

Freak Out! by The Mothers Of Invention
Dec 18 2024

This is another one that goes downhill. I hate that I spent my lunch break listening to the second half of this.

Scream, Dracula, Scream by Rocket From The Crypt
Dec 19 2024

Perfect album. Rock at full blast. Long live the Swami.

evermore by Taylor Swift
Dec 20 2024

It's not Folklore

Music From Big Pink by The Band
Dec 24 2024

Hell yeah. Aside from the atrocious Bob Dylan cover art.

Permission to Land by The Darkness
Dec 25 2024

My first thought seeing this... really? Well, okay. See what this is about. Good start, but the vocal cadence of the singer? I think I don't like it. He just tries to squeeze in too many words in the verses. The songwriting is there. I don't mind the falsetto. It's just that syncopation, The hit single "Get Your Hands Off of My Woman" is indeed a hit single. I'm not much of a glam guy but this is ok. I don't know that it necessarily qualifies for top-1001 necessary listens before you die, but I didn't write this book. Maybe I'll do my own so RONNIE JAMES DIO gets some recognition, you plebs. I don't think I can give "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" a fair assessment. I've heard it way, way too much. That and I don't believe in it. Embrace nihilism because it's the only thing that will meaningfully embrace you back. "Givin' Up" fits this dark mold except it's upbeat. Small steps. The cover artwork elicits Boston's self-titled. To truly embrace nihilism, I would recommend Dystopia's album "Human=Garbage."

Younger Than Yesterday by The Byrds
Dec 27 2024

Bit of a difference starting this after Ringworm. "Have You Seen Her Face?" No, but I dig this song. "C.T.A. 102" - To review this song with one syllable: huh. I think I appreciate their branching out into the psych, but don't need it here.

Meat Is Murder by The Smiths
Dec 30 2024

This is the third Smiths album I've been obligated to listen to for this project and I hate them more. Okay instrumentation, and then it's a race for worse vocals or lyrics. Thanks for somehow influencing actually good bands like Quicksand, I guess.

Dec 31 2024

Basically Method Man is like Roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it And then Baby U, he a psychopathic He a psychopathic thinker And and, then we got, then we got the Ol' Dirty Bastard 'Cause there ain't no father to his style That's why he the Ol' Dirty Bastard Ghostface Killah, you know what I'm sayin'? He on some "now you see me, now you don't" Know what I'm sayin'? And and, the RZA He the sharpest motherfucka in the whole Clan He always on point, razor sharp With the beats, with the rhymes, whatever, any DJ [Raekwon] And the GZA, the G is just the Genius He, he's the backbone of the whole shit [RZA] It's self-explanatory, Genius, word [Method Man] He the head, let's put it that way We form like Voltron, and GZA happen to be the head You know what I'm sayin'? I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin', sew ya asshole closed, and keep feedin' ya, and feedin' ya, and feedin' ya, and feedin' ya.

Hot Shots II by The Beta Band
Jan 01 2025

Honestly, not that bad, but nothing about this grabs me to come back for more.

In Utero by Nirvana
Jan 06 2025

Probably my least-favorite proper full-length by Nirvana but still lots to like here. They knew what they were doing. Even if they didn't.

If You Can Believe Your Eyes & Ears by The Mamas & The Papas
Jan 07 2025

So I thought this was bringing back some core memories, but then I realized I was thinking of the Carpenters. But this is good stuff. They worked the angle that they weren't the prettiest (and to be fair, I think a lot of popular music at the time didn't care as much about aesthetics as today). But what am I saying? I don't know! Listen to it! Or don't!

Funeral by Arcade Fire
Jan 08 2025

I was frozen with my bemused reaction to seeing Arcade Fire long enough to take a picture of it and send to my group chat. Arcade Fire? Arcade Firestorm that shit. By the time I got to "Wake Up," I had to chug coffee to do just that.

Out Of The Blue by Electric Light Orchestra
Jan 09 2025

This is deserving of an overly wordy review, but it's 4:30 am here. It's good. I will listen to it again.

Next by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
Jan 10 2025

I'm not familiar with this going in to this listen, but the Wikipedia article citing Robert Smith calling Alex Harvey a forefather of punk is enough to get me locked in.

Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Jan 13 2025

I hate that I even typed in that dumb title to listen to this album. It took 30 seconds for this to turn to shit. In order not to recognize the talents of a band that doesn't deserve it, I'm referring to them as Jalapeno Peppers That Were Neutered by a Tech Bro so They Have No Heat. This album starts with a cool bass line, because Flea on his own is rather talented, but once the singer takes over, it's all JPTWNbaTBsTHNH as usual. The first song isn't over and I'm getting Sepultura ready to clear my head afterwards. What the FUCK is with that fake-Chinese?-mimicry? You know what? I'll go ahead and say all the instrumentation is fine. Anthony Kiedis fucking sucks. Completely destroys anything credible. I take that back. The rest of the band are enablers. They all fucking suck. "How long how lonnnnnnnonnnnnnnnnng" will I have to listen to this fucking album. You can tell Kiedis is a sex pest because he writes nonsensical lyrics he as a thirtysomething at the time would think teenaged girls would like. Sure enough I googled and found an article from the mid-2010s (AFTER this album was made) where he was dating a 19-year old.

Red Dirt Girl by Emmylou Harris
Jan 15 2025

Liked it more than I thought I would!

Seventeen Seconds by The Cure
Jan 17 2025

I should work this into my Cure rotation more.

Kid A by Radiohead
Jan 20 2025

Out of respect for the friends I have who love Radiohead, I will not comment about this album.

Tidal by Fiona Apple
Jan 21 2025

I love love love this album. I just picked it up a couple of months ago in a depression, not knowing the depression was about to get worse. It was an album I had loved in the past with a partner, this and Extraordinary Machine together. With that breakup, I had to put them away for a while. This was YEARS ago and I've had breakups since then where I could reclaim those musical memories faster. But I'm back to Fiona Apple. And I'm grateful. I think this is good sad-boy music, but this is something that also says "it's okay, not everything is your fault, and there may be an end to this." Also, Fiona, if by some weird chance you read this, I'll run into traffic for you. Just saying.

Something/Anything? by Todd Rundgren
Jan 23 2025

LESS IS MORE. This shouldn't have been a double-length album. It made me angrier the further into it I got.

Winter In America by Gil Scott-Heron
Jan 24 2025

This is a different kind of record. I like it.

So by Peter Gabriel
Jan 28 2025

The upbeat singles of this album hide that the majority of it is sullen and deep. Both prove how solidly effective Gabriel is as a musician. I've grown a new appreciation of him through this project.

Tres Hombres by ZZ Top
Feb 03 2025

There's only one album I've driven down the highway to at 100mph and this is it.

Junkyard by The Birthday Party
Feb 06 2025

This is cool. Can hear The Jesus Lizard and Melvins in it right away.

Water From An Ancient Well by Abdullah Ibrahim
Feb 07 2025

Why does the streaming service of my choice have the whole album EXCEPT THE TITLE TRACK? Anyways, this is a good album. Not the most bombastic jazz and that's quite all right. You can tell there's a story with the movements.

American Idiot by Green Day
Feb 10 2025

Dookie is one of the most influential albums of my life. This is not Dookie. Ambitious, maybe, but that didn't make for good listening for me. Each song I was hoping to be the last and there'd be another. And another.

London Calling by The Clash
Feb 11 2025

I don't know, I think this lil ditty is a classic.

Moby Grape by Moby Grape
Feb 12 2025

Can't recall hearing this before, but it hit right, right on the first track. It's a shame there isn't a proper upload of it on streaming. Makes such a gem really hidden. I'll have to search out a physical copy.

Feb 14 2025

My first job was at an arcade. One day, as I'm clocking in and getting situated, my boss is singing just the part of Tainted Love about getting away. He quit the next week to become a cook at Hooters. Great album.

Violent Femmes by Violent Femmes
Feb 17 2025

Hey, this was pretty dang good.

New Forms by Roni Size
Feb 19 2025

This is not for me. Good instrumentation, but very, VERY repetitive, over 70-80ish minutes and I'm lost.

Feb 21 2025

I thought it was solid beginning to end. Maybe loses a bit of steam but hey.

Led Zeppelin IV by Led Zeppelin
Feb 24 2025

I listened to the 2021(?) remaster and I don't remember the original being that fuzzy in the guitars. I mean, it's *pretty* fuzzy. Anyways, you've probably heard this whole album involuntarily, if not beginning to end. It's great! It's also the be-all, end-all for so many when there's so much more out there!

Stankonia by OutKast
Feb 25 2025

Bombs Over Baghdad alone is a 50-star song, so even if the rest of the album sounded like RHCP's "Californication," this would still be an easy 5 stars.

KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka
Feb 26 2025

Dang, this is good.

Siamese Dream by The Smashing Pumpkins
Feb 28 2025

Classic. Great tone that doesn't necessitate a modern "remaster." Great flow from one song to the next. You just know there's some guy in Missouri named Kris who's against the very idea of liking the Pumpkins at all that when they finally give it a try, they're going to kick themselves for missing out.

Zombie by Fela Kuti
Mar 05 2025

The story behind this is SAD. This album is GOOD.

Fire Of Love by The Gun Club
Mar 06 2025

Love me some punk but I wasn't familiar with this. Reminds me of Wipers and The Damned a little, at least with the sound. This will be in rotation.

Different Class by Pulp
Mar 10 2025

So, this is a fun little trip. I got into Pulp initially from... William Shatner. At the first comic book store I worked at, it was the iPod days. We had my friend's, the owner's, iPod hooked up most of the time. He had William Shatner Has Been on there. Two tracks stood out on that - I Can't Get Behind That, with Henry Rollins, and Common People, which opened the album. Common People is on this. Before I branched out beyond just my hardcore and metal listening, Common People took hold. It wouldn't be for years until I gave this a proper listen and I kicked myself for not doing so sooner.

Dookie by Green Day
Mar 11 2025

This album was my world for a while. The third CD I ever had, the oldest one I still have. Even if it wasn't an underlying theme of the album, which I believe it is, it's a piece on growing up for me. It might not be my #1 album anymore, or have the most plays, but it had one hell of a head start. Still great, too, and not just for nostalgia.

Armed Forces by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Mar 12 2025

Costello has stuff all across the board with his output and I don't think this is in the stronger end.

Surfer Rosa by Pixies
Mar 13 2025

Pretty solid album through and through

Mar 14 2025

This is a solid album. You know how, sometimes, you listen to albums, and it's like, "Yeah, this is solid"? Well, yeah, this is solid. Plus the cover art rules.

Dummy by Portishead
Mar 17 2025

This is sexy jam music for sad people. I'm neither sexy nor sad enough for this, but I do have a story. Years ago, I worked in a hospital pharmacy. It was like 2011 so streaming wasn't taking off yet, but we had XM radio. Usually the senior pharmacist made a pick, and usually that pick was the Grateful Dead station, so we'd hear 3 songs in an 8-hour shift, but sometimes they'd give the reins over. One night, a resident pharmacist put it on some 90's channel and Portishead came up. They got VERY excited. They were the same age as me and so they asked if I was also excited, or, rather noticing, why I wasn't as excited. "I don't know them?" "We're the same age and you don't know Portishead?" "Do you know Slayer?" "...No." I'm going to put on Slayer after this.

Fear Of A Black Planet by Public Enemy
Mar 18 2025

One of my absolute favorite albums. Changes up throughout to keep it interesting. I can't adequately piece together in a review like this my love of it, of PE, and the effect it's had on me. I think very often these days of both "Brothers Gotta Work it Out" and "Fight the Power." "Who's that--Broowwwwnnn!"

Veckatimest by Grizzly Bear
Mar 20 2025

I'm not sure where I really land on this - not bad, but nothing really stood out?

In The Wee Small Hours by Frank Sinatra
Mar 21 2025

I never listened to a Sinatra album all the way through. Not sure this one counts since I had to pause it and unpause through the work day. You think you know a lot of his stuff just from being surrounded by it, but he's got such a deep bench. It's fine. Not something I'd go out of my way to listen to.

Be by Common
Mar 26 2025

WTF, Kanye two days in a row?

Sunshine Hit Me by The Bees
Mar 27 2025

Nothing on this stood out for me.

Woodface by Crowded House
Mar 28 2025

This reminds me of something, but I can't think of what. That's funny, because it seems otherwise totally unremarkable.

Fear Of Music by Talking Heads
Apr 01 2025

Don't be afraid! You guys are good!

Abbey Road by Beatles
Apr 03 2025

Great album by great musicians, not the best. Good send-off, though. I listened to my parents' copy but had to clean it up prior to doing so as it was just the bare record in the jacket.

At Newport 1960 by Muddy Waters
Apr 08 2025

Hey, this Muddy Waters guy is pretty good.

Shalimar by Rahul Dev Burman
Apr 09 2025
Led Zeppelin II by Led Zeppelin
Apr 10 2025

My personal favorite Ledathon Zeppelinson album

Electric by The Cult
Apr 11 2025

I'm kind of surprised this one was seen as a must. I always gravitate towards Sonic Temple, which I think is a more polished and dynamic album overall.

Horses by Patti Smith
Apr 14 2025

A name I've been familiar with but haven't delved into. This is definitely early punk, though, as much as Iggy / the Stooges.

Ragged Glory by Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Apr 17 2025

Neil Young AND CRAZY HORSE WHOA THAT HORSE IS CRAAAAAAAAAZY HE'S BRUSHING HIS BOTTOM TEETH BEFORE HIS TOP TEETH

Picture Book by Simply Red
Apr 18 2025

This did nothing for me.

Harvest by Neil Young
Apr 21 2025

C'mon.

Parklife by Blur
Apr 22 2025

Solid. Going to do a Blur deep dive because of this.

The Number Of The Beast by Iron Maiden
Apr 23 2025

Classic album, but just an indicator of what Maiden would deliver with Dickinson. Stands great on its own. Great lyrical journeys and the instrumentation is basically flawless.

Medúlla by Björk
Apr 24 2025

I'm not feeling this one as much as other Bjork releases I've listened to. Not bad, but not compelling.

Oedipus Schmoedipus by Barry Adamson
Apr 25 2025

Yup, this sounds like sexy movie soundtrack stuff. It's fine. Am I going back to it anytime soon? No.

Exodus by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Apr 28 2025

I know that it's WIDELY regarded as a classic, but, sadly, it did nothing for me.

Deja Vu by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
Apr 29 2025

Classics

OK by Talvin Singh
Apr 30 2025

This surprised me. Not shocked, because that would evoke energy, and this is more of a chill concept, but I do like it. Good for concentrating. Not entirely sure it's a top-1001-albums-of-all-time contender, but I do appreciate learning about it.

Paris 1919 by John Cale
May 02 2025

Not bad, not... enthralling?

The Slim Shady LP by Eminem
May 05 2025

He has a line about wanting to fuck a 15-year old.

At Fillmore East by The Allman Brothers Band
May 06 2025

Good cut of a live album.

Live / Dead by Grateful Dead
May 07 2025

The title is cooler than the album.

Happy Sad by Tim Buckley
May 09 2025

I like this. This is my review.

The Band by The Band
May 12 2025

SHUT UP. IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING BAND. LISTEN TO THE BAND!!!

Amnesiac by Radiohead
May 13 2025

Did you live through the time in the early 2000s when, if you set your cell phone close to a computer speaker, it'd create a buzzing through the speaker? Imagine if someone took that annoying-ass sound and turned it into a concept album, but then, on the last track, all of a sudden there were wind instruments.

Paul Simon by Paul Simon
May 19 2025

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Pink Moon by Nick Drake
May 20 2025

Eh, it was okay.

High Violet by The National
May 22 2025

Good Lord, I knew this was going to be boring after listening to it for a minute. I wasn't wrong. I was struggling for it to end. I listened to it while working, and was relieved when someone called me, except, when the call was over, I still had 23 minutes to listen to. I thought that I was done. So. Many. Times. And I wasn't. But I am now, and, I am relieved. Never again will I listen to this.

1984 by Van Halen
May 27 2025

This might be the best mainstream rock album of the 80's. I don't know if it's shorter than I remember, or that it's just so good that everything flies by. It has the big opening, goes bombastic with Panama, and, if you think that's wild, Alex gives you a killer motorcycle-revved drum fill with the beginning of the B-side on Hot for Teacher. You're locked in until the end of HOUSE OF PAAAAIIINNN and, when the time comes to pick up the needle again, you get that feeling like you're back at the beginning of the roller coaster, jostled back to safety.

Diamond Life by Sade
May 28 2025

I wasn't really feeling this until the second half, but then it locked in.

Songs Of Leonard Cohen by Leonard Cohen
Jun 02 2025

I think I didn't hate this Cohen album? Maybe? It wasn't as fart-huffing, I know that much. It's 1:30 am 3 days after I listened. This is my review.

Blonde On Blonde by Bob Dylan
Jun 04 2025

Blues appropriation with a tone -deaf vocal delivery.

A Short Album About Love by The Divine Comedy
Jun 05 2025

Love it when this thing doesn't save my review. "If" was so bad it's good, and the rest is just bad.

Talking Heads 77 by Talking Heads
Jun 06 2025

Fuck yes. Couldn't help myself singing along to Psycho Killer.

Can't Buy A Thrill by Steely Dan
Jun 09 2025

Definitely can't buy a thrill with this album!

Smash by The Offspring
Jun 10 2025

Not my favorite album ever, but it came along in my formative days, and I still have a lot of it not just memorized, but down to instinct.

Catch A Fire by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Jun 11 2025

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Hot Fuss by The Killers
Jun 12 2025

I've hated The Killers since I first heard them. Vapid.

Smile by Brian Wilson
Jun 13 2025
...And Justice For All by Metallica
Jun 16 2025

5 Stars but not perfect, because BASS. AND JUSTICE FOR JASON.

Actually by Pet Shop Boys
Jun 18 2025

This was certainly a bopper

Call of the Valley by Shivkumar Sharma
Jun 19 2025

This was something different. I think I listened to the right album, but it's hard to find on streaming. Good background music for working? Certainly not bad in any subjective term I'd throw at it instinctively.

I Against I by Bad Brains
Jun 20 2025

A magnitude down from the st and Rock for Light, but still mostly stands on its own

Natty Dread by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Jun 23 2025

No thanks

Fleet Foxes by Fleet Foxes
Jun 24 2025

Not as bad as I was bracing for, but not memorable.

BEYONCÉ by Beyoncé
Jun 26 2025

All I get from this is that her songwriter/s like Prince and Janelle Monae and I'm sure a bunch of other people and that rich people can in fact be horny.

Lady Soul by Aretha Franklin
Jun 30 2025

Powerful

Imagine by John Lennon
Jul 01 2025

Probably my least favorite solo Beatle. The title track is inescapable from that horrible COVID video by Gal Gadot and other braindead celebrities. A lot of the tracks read either as Beatles songs that didn't make the cut, or just flat. I liked one song, that being How Do You Sleep? I write this at 3:56 am, so, not well!

Quiet Life by Japan
Jul 02 2025

I like a decent amount of new wave, but this was just a bit boring to me.

Fishscale by Ghostface Killah
Jul 03 2025

Long.

Jul 04 2025

Chemtrails Over the Country Club, described as "folk, country folk, and Americana" but so far she's just whispering too many words in too little a space. There wasn't a moment of this album where I wasn't looking for relief by way of a meeting or just waiting for it to be over. Maybe the hardest test of patience with this project yet.

Surf's Up by The Beach Boys
Jul 08 2025

This is definitely a different Beach Boys than Pet Sounds.

The United States Of America by The United States Of America
Jul 09 2025

This is funky. It's cool. Not an every day listening, but that's fine. Like if the Mamas and the Papas met Flower Travelin Band at Jefferson Starship.

A Little Deeper by Ms. Dynamite
Jul 10 2025

Better than the other UK rap I've listened to through this, that's for sure.

The Chronic by Dr. Dre
Jul 11 2025

Pretty good album, but automatic points off for Dre being instrumental in bringing in Eminem.

My Generation by The Who
Jul 14 2025

Solid and straightforward. I listened to the mono version, which isn't often these days.

Time Out Of Mind by Bob Dylan
Jul 16 2025

I bet he thought this sounds a lot deeper than it actually does.

Scott 4 by Scott Walker
Jul 17 2025

I really liked this.

Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath
Jul 24 2025

It's not often you can identify a single work where something definitively started. This is where heavy metal started.

The Cars by The Cars
Jul 29 2025

Good Lord this is solid pop-rock.

Liquid Swords by GZA
Jul 30 2025

DENYS COWAN. SHADOWBOXIN. COLD WORLD. 4TH CHAMBER. I GOTCHA BACK. Best beats and maybe the best album overall by the whole creative efforts of the Wu-Tang Clan. If you're not going to help yourself by listening to this, I'm not going to help you.

S&M by Metallica
Jul 31 2025

Would I put this in 1001 Albums to Listen to Before You Die? No. But I would put it in a list of 250 Ambitious Albums by Billboard Top Whatever. Neat idea with varied results. The symphony at times doesn't really seem to add much, but hey, I'm not a composer. Very cool to hear them do the Ecstasy of Gold but then there's 2 hours left. I think that is part of the issue, too. It was two sets. Make it digestible, split it up. No Leaf Clover is killer and I'll stand by that. No, I won't. Whatever. But the real thing is: take away James's vocals and this could've been a lot better. He sounds like an orangutan mid-stroke. Like, the brain one or vinegar strokes, you decide.

The Grand Tour by George Jones
Aug 01 2025

It was grand. It was a tour. It was George.

Raw Power by The Stooges
Aug 05 2025

I thought this sounded different than I remembered, but then I realized I was thinking of the self-titled. That was my fault. Their fault is having this ripper of early punk.

Your Arsenal by Morrissey
Aug 06 2025

GODDAMNIT GODDAMNIT GODDAMNIT GODDAMNIT GODDAMNIT

Two Dancers by Wild Beasts
Aug 07 2025

This is, respectfully, not for me.

Here, My Dear by Marvin Gaye
Aug 14 2025

Damn, this is sad and powerful.

Punishing Kiss by Ute Lemper
Aug 22 2025

This sounds like the score to a musical I went to, but not by choice.

Murmur by R.E.M.
Aug 25 2025

Not bad but not yet in full gear

Safe As Milk by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
Aug 27 2025
Is This It by The Strokes
Sep 01 2025

Boring and derivative. A waste of a spot.

Guero by Beck
Sep 08 2025
Cross by Justice
Sep 10 2025

This was way better than I was expecting by the description.

Sail Away by Randy Newman
Sep 17 2025

Randy Newman on a movie soundtrack: ok, this makes sense for a CGI film where toys come to life. Randy Newman on a full-length: Fuck no

Eagles by Eagles
Sep 19 2025

Better than Eminem, at least

Apocalypse Dudes by Turbonegro
Sep 25 2025

REALLY wasn't expecting this, but not upset!

Sheet Music by 10cc
Oct 03 2025

This sounds like if Steely Dan tried to make a rock opera. So, I hate it.

More Specials by The Specials
Oct 07 2025

More chill than the st, but good on its own

90 by 808 State
Oct 08 2025

This is cool.

New Boots And Panties by Ian Dury
Oct 13 2025

File under: Very talented, but too much going on. The instrumentation is all well but the vocals and lyrics just kill it. The longer this went on, the less I could look at the upside to it.

GI by Germs
Oct 14 2025
You're Living All Over Me by Dinosaur Jr.
Oct 15 2025

I just listened to this on my own last week. Great album of its own unique flavor; subdued in presentation, but, enthralling.

Brothers In Arms by Dire Straits
Oct 22 2025

Not bad, and ambitious, but not really engaging for me, either. I was driving on the highway in the morning as I listened to this, and it wasn't energizing. At least for me. I understand times were different, but using a homophobic slur in the 80s still wasn't good.

Oct 23 2025

SHUT EM DOWN. Everything that PE did with their albums is amplified here. Bigger production, tighter lyrical delivery by Chuck. This is a rocket launcher of an album.

Bad Company by Bad Company
Oct 24 2025

Soft rock that goes hard.

Kimono My House by Sparks
Oct 29 2025

This starts off with a more rock-oriented ABBA but then the rock just takes over. I like it.

Eliminator by ZZ Top
Oct 30 2025

It's not Tres Hombres, but it's okay.

NEU! 75 by Neu!
Oct 31 2025

This is rad

Nixon by Lambchop
Nov 03 2025

It's Monday and I don't remember this from Friday.

Low by David Bowie
Nov 04 2025

I like this more than other Bowie albums because there's less of his vocals.

Youth And Young Manhood by Kings of Leon
Nov 05 2025

This drags on and on and on but at least it doesn't have their whiny-ass hits.

Slayed? by Slade
Nov 07 2025

This is some cool rock stuff.

Liege And Lief by Fairport Convention
Nov 10 2025

Not bad, by talent, but not my bag.

Tical by Method Man
Nov 11 2025

Yup. Straight off the 36 Chambers and staying methodical about it.

Hms Fable by Shack
Nov 12 2025

Another one that I don't understand why it's on this list.

Tusk by Fleetwood Mac
Nov 13 2025

For being a double album, something entirely unnecessary, this is pretty good.

Modern Kosmology by Jane Weaver
Nov 14 2025

No clue why this was included as an essential album

Survivor by Destiny's Child
Nov 17 2025

Repetitive beats.

Autobahn by Kraftwerk
Nov 18 2025

Solid.

Scott 2 by Scott Walker
Nov 19 2025

Yeah nope

Chris by Christine and the Queens
Nov 21 2025

Again, not sure why this album is on as an essential.

Movies by Holger Czukay
Nov 24 2025

This was neat.

School's Out by Alice Cooper
Nov 25 2025

I never really listened to Alice. This is pretty solid 70's rock.

Wild Is The Wind by Nina Simone
Nov 27 2025

You can't help but be moved by Nina.

Music by Madonna
Dec 02 2025

I really don't know Madonna, but this was neat. It sounds futuristic to me, 25 years after its release date.

Parachutes by Coldplay
Dec 03 2025

Coldplay could cure cancer, end hunger, and house everyone, and kick Elon Musk in the dick, but that wouldn't change my opinion that their music is dog shit.

Tago Mago by Can
Dec 08 2025

This was cool. Listened to another album right after this one was done.

KE*A*H** (Psalm 69) by Ministry
Dec 09 2025

You aren't an industrial album in my consistent rotation for half my life without being absolute whoop-ass.

Heartbreaker by Ryan Adams
Dec 11 2025

Setting aside he is an incredibly shitty human being, this is uninspired and just reeks of his influences. Nothing to stand out on its own.

Dec 16 2025

This was cool. Wasn't familiar, which is a bit surprising given he's from Boston and I used to live there, but hey.

Third by Portishead
Dec 19 2025

Yeah, this is good. Portishead good.

Rocks by Aerosmith
Dec 23 2025

Solid 70s rock. I played my dad's LP, just randomly recalling that I had it. I think most people are familiar with the first song, but I know of Nobody's Fault because Testament covered it on The New Order.

Spiderland by Slint
Dec 25 2025

Hadn't gotten around to hearing Slint until this, but, I like.

Calenture by The Triffids
Dec 29 2025

This was decent.

Green by R.E.M.
Dec 30 2025
Joan Baez by Joan Baez
Dec 31 2025

Classic stuff, but don't listen to more than an album at a time or it'll wear on you quickly.

Jan 02 2026

Probably my favorite Chicago rapper? I like the skateboarding feel on some of the tracks.

Jan 05 2026

I liked this a lot more than I thought I would. The cover itself had me disinterested, but you can't judge a book (or a record) by its cover (unless it's Pushead, in which case, it's a safe bet).

Under Construction by Missy Elliott
Jan 08 2026

I really liked this, despite the Jay-Z drop in

Tuesday Night Music Club by Sheryl Crow
Jan 14 2026

It's not bad. It's fine? I'm a bit mystified by it being on this list, but I guess it makes sense when you factor in how you couldn't escape Crow's music in 1990's American zeitgeist. Give me the Japanese hardcore band Crow, though. That'd make me happy.

Rain Dogs by Tom Waits
Jan 15 2026

what the fuck is this shit this album isnt even worthy of capitalization or punctuation

Atomizer by Big Black
Jan 16 2026

Hell yeah

Graceland by Paul Simon
Jan 21 2026

I wanted to hate, but You Can Call Me Al is seriously a bopper. The rest of it is fine.

Palo Congo by Sabu
Jan 22 2026

I'm gonna go out on a limb before listening to this and say this is going to be hot. I was right.

Pyromania by Def Leppard
Jan 26 2026

A little cheesy, some talent, definitely not the worst on this list. A+ album artwork.

The Hissing Of Summer Lawns by Joni Mitchell
Jan 28 2026

This wasn't bad. Not great? Not the most notable Joni Mitchell album? That's what I don't get - these albums, on this list, that aren't the most notable by an artist taking multiple spots on the list. What's that about?

Made In Japan by Deep Purple
Feb 02 2026

Deep Purple fucking rules and I pity you if you can not see it in your heart to agree with facts. Thankfully, this is taken from a prime Japan session, and not from when I saw them in 2018 and they sounded like your uncle playing in a cover band whose musical skills never evolved beyond high school mediocrity. My friend and I saw Highway Star, then they did another song, and we left.

Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
Feb 03 2026

You could put The Chain on an Eminem album and it'd become a 5-Star review, and Eminem SUCKS.

Off The Wall by Michael Jackson
Feb 04 2026

It's undeniable that Michael Jackson both had some incredibly catchy songs and had a complicating, horrifying, life beyond the public face. In this essay I will

Homework by Daft Punk
Feb 05 2026

The day I listened to this album, I had work done in my bathroom. There was a fan going, and the vent for it ran through the hallway, into the room I work out of, to the window. The window was open for 2 hours and it was 25F out. The fan was going almost the whole time. It was loud. I think that's what made the passing of time with this album bearable, though. Because I knew that the album would end before the work. There HAD to be an end. But, oh, did this feel like an eternity.

B-52's by The B-52's
Feb 06 2026

Absolute upbeat classic. I dare you to be in a bad mood by the end of this album. You can't!

The Message by Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
Feb 09 2026

History

Stephen Stills by Stephen Stills
Feb 10 2026

I wasn't really familiar with his solo material besides the opener, which is... odd. "If you're not with the one you love, love the one you're with?" What the hell is that? Anyways, the rest of the album isn't bad. Kinda catchy in places. Nothing Earth-shaking. That pink giraffe thing on the cover is cool.

Ágætis Byrjun by Sigur Rós
Feb 11 2026

You know how there's white noise or red noise or blue noise or whatever? This is white noise for suburbians who are "spiritually awakened." Not recommended if you're trying to start a work day, or operate heavy machinery. If you would like white noise where you can listen and still function safely, I would recommend the Anthrax album The Sound of White Noise.

Feb 12 2026

HEY PANTERA, THIS BEER'S WARM! Overall, a very very good, popular album, that ripped off Exhorder and made a bunch of cops / future divorcees listen to metal. Also, Phil is a bitch. "This Love" is a bitchmade song. That and "Hollow," which rocks, should be switched on the track list. I got into Pantera a lot during college, so Dimebag dying really shook me. Mieszko of Nasum died that same month. Nasum is much better than Pantera.

White Ladder by David Gray
Feb 16 2026

David Gray is where boners go to die and vaginas go to dry.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters by Fiona Apple
Feb 19 2026

Not my favorite by Fiona, and I've been a fan for a good while. That said, it's pretty interesting in places. Different stuff going on. For being aware of it when it came out, but not trying it, I was a dolt. Don't be a dolt!

Vol. 4 by Black Sabbath
Feb 23 2026

SABBATH. BLOODY. SABBATH.

...Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
Feb 24 2026

This algorithm just went from BS being Black Sabbath to BS being Britney Spears. I just have no qualifications to review this album. It feels weird to listen to it and even weirder to comment on it. I did listen to it, but what the hell do I rate it? I don't know. I'm rolling a D4.

Wild Wood by Paul Weller
Feb 25 2026

It's like music in the background of a 90s coming-of-age drama. Which means it should be 2 minutes max.

A Love Supreme by John Coltrane
Feb 26 2026

Objectively, one of the best albums ever

Rapture by Anita Baker
Feb 27 2026

Pretty standard, distinctly-80's production wraps up this nice package of beautiful singing.

Back to Basics by Christina Aguilera
Mar 02 2026

If Christina Aguilera was bald, she'd be Christina Havenohaira.

Electric Prunes by The Electric Prunes
Mar 03 2026

60's fuzz heavy guitars? Stop, stop, I'm sold.

Rings Around The World by Super Furry Animals
Mar 04 2026

I don't even know where to begin with this. It's odd, but not offensively so?

Mar 05 2026

I wanted to tap out of this album less than two minutes into it, and nothing after that redeemed it. It's boring, and if you like it, I'm convinced you're a boring person.

I Am a Bird Now by Antony and the Johnsons
Mar 09 2026

I just don't know about this one. I can feel the energy going into it, but have a hard time connecting. Do love a Boy George cameo, though.

Among The Living by Anthrax
Mar 11 2026

I've given out a decent number of 5-Star ratings on this journey, but I don't think i know the words to many of them as instinctively as I do with Among the Living. Joey Belladonna's approach and Scott's stompy guitars made them stand out from the pack. They were fun, and serious, and provoking all in the same album. Caught in a Mosh? Mosh. Indians? MOSH. Listen to the version from Alive 2 in 2005. Anthrax remains the hardest ever!

Duck Rock by Malcolm McLaren
Mar 12 2026

I didn't mind this.

Supa Dupa Fly by Missy Elliott
Mar 13 2026

I know Missy was on this, but not as much as I would've expected.

Vincebus Eruptum by Blue Cheer
Mar 17 2026

Hell yeah, fuzzy guitar rock. Give me 1001 of these albums. Fuck Radiohead.

Porcupine by Echo And The Bunnymen
Mar 18 2026

Better than I thought it'd be? But a little long.

The White Album by Beatles
Mar 19 2026

Truly, a great album. Truly, too long.

Throwing Muses by Throwing Muses
Mar 20 2026

I like this, but, do you know what else I like? Albums that I can actually check out without the need of a Frankenstein playlist!

The Healer by John Lee Hooker
Mar 24 2026

I've listened to some John Lee Hooker before, but not this one. Some notable guests right at the start between Santana and Bonnie Raitt. Good tunes, but I think the canned 80's production does it a bit of a disservice.

Gorillaz by Gorillaz
Mar 25 2026

I seriously enjoyed this, but could expect at least a bit of that with the known involvement of Damon Albarn. Also obvious was the guest spots of Del tha Funky Homosapien, but I didn't realize his collaborator Dan the Automator was the producer. Great beats throughout, and nice variety.

Cafe Bleu by The Style Council
Mar 26 2026

This is all over the place, and I can't really latch onto any of it.

Mar 27 2026

Could it be that it was all so simple that this is A+ hip hop? Maybe 2nd only to Liquid Swords as far as Wu solo albums.Still cuts like a knife.

Exit Planet Dust by The Chemical Brothers
Mar 30 2026

I'll be coming back to this for sure.

Vento De Maio by Elis Regina
Mar 31 2026

I'd like to actually review the album, but I couldn't find it on YouTube Music, so I picked a studio album close to Vento's release year. I can't say I'm well-versed in bossa nova, but it was enjoyable.

Illmatic by Nas
Apr 01 2026

One of the best and most historically significant releases of hip hop. Everything is on point - beats, flow, lyrics (ok, so, like a lot of others at the time, there's a homophobic slur). But its impact is undeniable, especially with Nas's age at the time.

The Visitors by ABBA
Apr 02 2026

This was an odd choice. Post-prime ABBA, without any real hook? Anyways, it was nice enough, and at times sounded to me like a musical. Someone should make an ABBA musical.

Beyond Skin by Nitin Sawhney
Apr 03 2026

I really don't understand this one.

The Stone Roses by The Stone Roses
Apr 06 2026

Not bad, not bad. Surprised I haven't checked this out sooner.

GREY Area by Little Simz
Apr 07 2026

Best UK rap I've heard through this project. Just on that, not much of a statement, but this is very solid - consistent, good flow and beats, and not too long.

Groovin' by The Young Rascals
Apr 13 2026

What the fuck is this cover art? Pretty cool that I learned where the sample for "I Left My Wallet in El Segundo" by A Tribe Called Quest came from! Pretty good overall, actually.

Hotel California by Eagles
Apr 15 2026

Was Don Henly the one who said this was essential? Or just some guy who stopped living past the 70's?

Metal Box by Public Image Ltd.
Apr 16 2026

This is BORING.

Treasure by Cocteau Twins
Apr 21 2026

I'll bet they're not even twins! So why two stars? POETIC JUSTICE.

Here Are the Sonics by The Sonics
Apr 22 2026

Solid tunes here. The covers are a bit odd after hearing other versions for so long, but they're not unwelcome.

Shaka Zulu by Ladysmith Black Mambazo
Apr 23 2026

This is beautiful. Thanks, not Garfunkel!

Let Love Rule by Lenny Kravitz
Apr 24 2026

Not bad, not spectacular, but not Lenny Kravitz yet. You can see places where he'll evolve from.

Crime Of The Century by Supertramp
Apr 28 2026

Pretty cool. Didn't realize they were British. I won't hold that against them.

White Light / White Heat by The Velvet Underground
Apr 29 2026

The last song made everything else irredeemable by association.

Violator by Depeche Mode
Apr 30 2026

Classic

Private Dancer by Tina Turner
May 04 2026

This is something only Tina Turner can deliver. It's very very 80's in songwriting and production, but definitely her. Going from the title track into a version of "Let's Stay Together?" Pretty good.

The Predator by Ice Cube
May 06 2026

Going from 80's country to this is enough to give anyone whiplash. Good beats, I like Ice Cube's delivery, plus there's a lot of Public Enemy on here.

Fisherman's Blues by The Waterboys
May 07 2026

I thought this was going to be decent at moments early in, but it just got more and more boring

Mask by Bauhaus
May 08 2026

Prettayyy, prettay good

Guitar Town by Steve Earle
May 12 2026

This was neato.

Planet Rock: The Album by Afrika Bambaataa
May 13 2026

Bambaataa is a reprehensible person outside of music. The music is good. Do with that what you will.

Come Away With Me by Norah Jones
May 14 2026

This is easy-listening Sunday music. Almost like it's meant for a world that doesn't exist currently - loose and relaxed.

You Want It Darker by Leonard Cohen
May 15 2026

The best part of this album is where the cover looks like it's a highway billboard and his arm is that extra-deluxe extra piece outside of the normal rectangle.

The Renaissance by Q-Tip
May 18 2026

Definitely Q-Tip. Smooth like butter.

Manassas by Stephen Stills
May 19 2026

This is a whole lot of easy listening. I don't need that much.

Melodrama by Lorde
May 20 2026

Well, it turns out that I like Lorde. Pretty deep for what could be considered pop.

Odessey And Oracle by The Zombies
May 21 2026

Yeah, this is funky rock stuff in a good way.

Marcus Garvey by Burning Spear
May 22 2026

Not bad, but nothing I'm going to rush to listen to again.

All Hail the Queen by Queen Latifah
May 25 2026

Straight fire. Great album. Wish I checked it out sooner.

Bandwagonesque by Teenage Fanclub
May 26 2026

This is a low-key type of album. That said, there's some parts that I like, but now many.

Hot Rats by Frank Zappa
May 27 2026

This is AWESOME. Bombastic and varied, without being self-fellating.

Fuzzy Logic by Super Furry Animals
May 28 2026

It's not bad, but I also don't really care for it?

Want Two by Rufus Wainwright
Jun 02 2026

Vocalist sounds like the guy from Radiohead, so, automatic pass.

Want One by Rufus Wainwright
Jun 04 2026

I don't hate this one as much, but I do hate that this was given two days after Want Two and that they were presented out of order.

Jun 08 2026

It turns out that I don't hate Pink Floyd like I thought I did. This is not something I would go out of my way to listen to, but if someone had it on, I wouldn't be squirming.

California by American Music Club
Jun 09 2026

This was not worth tracking down the album since it's not on regular streaming services.

The Suburbs by Arcade Fire
Jun 11 2026

"Arcade Fire" is some bullshit. Arcades are cool. Why would I want to picture one on fire? Failure right out of the gate. This is vapid crap to shop around Target to.

In Rainbows by Radiohead
Jun 12 2026

Probably the worst opener of this entire project so far. The rest of the album isn't much better. If you want to hear a skinny British dude wail, there's better choices.

Rust In Peace by Megadeth
Jun 15 2026

There's been a lot of bullshit albums being suggested over the past couple of weeks. I genuinely like Rust in Peace, but relatively, this feels like Bach or Beethoven. Mustaine has an ego the size of Jupiter, but he has had a hand in 3 of the "Big 4" of American thrash. He does have some merit. This is my favorite Megadeth, with some good variety without losing quality, which is the issue with other albums. Great opener, stays strong throughout.

Frank by Amy Winehouse
Jun 16 2026

Very good throughout. Great voice.

Fuzzy by Grant Lee Buffalo
Jun 17 2026

I really don't know how much I like this album, but I do know it's undeniably of the 1990s.

Inspiration Information by Shuggie Otis
Jun 18 2026

Probably one of the top-10 brand-new-to-me albums I've heard through this project. Everything well-written, well-placed, and I can't find anything to complain about besides not knowing of Shuggie Otis sooner.

Jun 19 2026

I think their biggest offense is also their reason for success: they're supremely inoffensive. Nothing new. Nothing different. Safe.

The Rolling Stones by The Rolling Stones
Jun 23 2026

A breeze of a listen. Understated compared to later albums, and that's just fine.

Foxbase Alpha by Saint Etienne
Jun 24 2026

I wasn't sure at first which was this was going to go for me, but I like it.

Run-D.M.C. by Run-D.M.C.
Jun 26 2026

Classic. Not fully formed yet, not you could see where it was going.

Ananda Shankar by Ananda Shankar
Jun 29 2026

This was interesting. Good, even. Will I go back to it soon? Or often? Probably not.

Brilliant Corners by Thelonious Monk
Jun 30 2026

Great album, Monk rules. I listened to this while driving and it didn't quite curb my road rage, and I know that's a me problem, but since I'm American, I'm blaming someone else and one point off. Highly recommended.

Heroes to Zeros by The Beta Band
Jul 01 2026

This is drinking a warm, flat soda on a hot day.

Scissor Sisters by Scissor Sisters
Jul 02 2026

I prefer the follow-up as it feels more solidified and energetic, but this is very fun on its own.

L.A. Woman by The Doors
Jul 06 2026

Technically good, but boring. Blues appropriation. Morrison sucks the life out of your speakers.

Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division
Jul 10 2026

It's a classic and not just for the art

We're Only In It For The Money by The Mothers Of Invention
Jul 13 2026

This is a whole lot of meandering streaming of consciousness from some fucked-up brains, and it doesn't translate into good listening for me.

Transformer by Lou Reed
Jul 14 2026

I may have listened to Lulu multiple times of my own volition just to prove I'm made of sterner stuff (and stupidity), but I don't think Lou Reed is my kinda listening.

Abraxas by Santana
Jul 15 2026

Fantastic

Back At The Chicken Shack by Jimmy Smith
Jul 17 2026

Hell yeah, this is some cool stuff. I'm definitely coming back to this.

Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette
Jul 20 2026

Ok, this is some solid radio 90's. I never processed how many hits were on this album.

Jul 21 2026

This is not what I expected as noise rock - Unsane, Chat Pile, loud and harsh. Well, this is harsh, but in a dull and repetitive way.

Rattlesnakes by Lloyd Cole And The Commotions
Jul 22 2026

I didn't even know when it was over.

Os Mutantes by Os Mutantes
Jul 23 2026

This is very weird, in a very cool way. I can't adequately describe it, but it is a joy to listen to.

Ctrl by SZA
Jul 27 2026
Dig Me Out by Sleater-Kinney
Jul 28 2026

I have nothing witty to say. It was okay. Would I give it another try? Maybe? ??

Paul's Boutique by Beastie Boys
Jul 29 2026

Looking down the barrel of a gun Sonuva gun Sonuva bitch Gettin paid Gettin rich

Going from the Beastie Boys yesterday, one of my top-10 all-time favorites, to this, something that I avoided even at the time when my musical tastes were fledgling, is jarring. This is not the same band that did The Joshua Tree. It's weak department store music. I listened to Metallica's Black album just an hour ago, so I know what generic is, but this doesn't even have any songs about lycanthropy on it. No, the yelping on Elevation doesn't count. I need a palate cleanser after this. If you do as well, may I recommend Transcend the Rubicon by Benediction, or maybe 90's hardcore band Threadbare. Perhaps if you do need something more mainstream, go to one of the best: Blondie. Okay, there's my playlist for the morning.

Let It Be by The Replacements
Jul 31 2026

Absolute classic. Very overlooked.

Deep Purple In Rock by Deep Purple
Aug 03 2026

Solid foundations on which to build what would become Machine Head as a follow-up, but this stands on its own.

Queens of the Stone Age by Queens Of The Stone Age
Aug 04 2026

I'm basic and go to Songs for the Deaf, but this is pretty good, too. I listened to the expanded edition, knowing I wouldn't really object to the extra material. It did kick off my day and inspire me to listen to fuzzy rock stuff for hours.

Rage Against The Machine by Rage Against The Machine
Aug 05 2026

Something something Inside Out. Honestly I don't like this one as much as Evil Empire, or maybe even Battle of Los Angeles, but they squeezed in so much here. A fun experiment comes from my friend, picturing them as a funk band with distortion. Think about it - it's true!

Gentlemen by The Afghan Whigs
Aug 06 2026

Well, it turns out that I like The Afghan Whigs. 90's through and through, with just enough of a Dino Jr. vibe that they were next in the queue. Will be digging in more.

Justified by Justin Timberlake
Aug 10 2026

Saying "I hate this" is not adequate. This is, hands-down, one of the worst albums ever presented through this. This is bland bullshit whiny horny white boy cultivated into "safely" appealing to as many people in the mainstream as possible. There's nothing safe about how he treated Britney Spears. He's a piece of garbage, through and through, cultivated by other garbage individuals. Anything redeeming here is solely in the production.

1989 by Taylor Swift
Aug 11 2026

Taylor Swift blocked off the streets of MSG for thousands of New Yorkers and requested the cameras inside be turned off and not track attendees for her wedding, but doesn't do anything to help the regular attendees.

Wonderful Rainbow by Lightning Bolt
Aug 12 2026

I dig this. Definitely a breath of fresh air after Taylor Swift. Eclectic, explosive, energetic.

Country Life by Roxy Music
Aug 13 2026

This is, as the kids might say, a "good album."

Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen
Aug 17 2026

Classic. I can't say much more that hasn't already been said.

Heavy Weather by Weather Report
Aug 18 2026

Heavy Weather, Weather Report... these are Weather Channel jams. The first track is the deceptively upbeat song you hear just before the Emergency Alert System shocks you out of your afternoon nap. Second is when you're planning to leave for vacation in the morning, but you drift asleep on the couch the night before when just taking a little break from packing that you put off way too late. The Third, Teen Town, plays in the winter just before you switch over to the local news to see if your school declared a snow day for 4" overnight. Spoiler alert, they didn't, because it's lightly-packed. Fourth is Harlequin. Are you wondering whether it's going to hit 100 degrees this week, the week of the fair? Wonder no more, it's happening. Rumba Mama is a deviation, a live recording. And it POPS. Next is Palladium. Is it fall already? Despite the bright tones in this one, yes, it is, and frost is coming, so take care of your annuals. The Juggler. Back to Mar-- no, it's April again already! Is it raining? Snowing? Sunny? Yes! Because you have plans today! Last, we have Havona. Oh, shit, I forgot lemons at the grocery store?!

Dog Man Star by Suede
Aug 19 2026

This is some cool britpop.

G. Love And Special Sauce by G. Love & Special Sauce
Aug 20 2026

East coast Sublime. No one asked for this. If someone did? They were wrong. This shit makes me want to punch my ears. This shit makes me want to invent a time machine and beat the crap out of every jock that ever picked on me. And Dan Akroyd. He's responsible, somehow. I'm listening to RECORDED meetings at work just to break this up.

The Coral by The Coral
Aug 21 2026

No thanks!

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