Dec 11 2024
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xx
The xx
Okay I've never heard of this band before but I immediately recognize the intro. I like the chill vibe, it's great background music. Very airy and minimal. Worth giving it a second listen to find my fav songs and adding them to chill stoner playlists. Right up my alley. 4/5
4
Dec 12 2024
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good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kendrick Lamar
Love one of your bucked-headed hoes? No way. Love this album? Yes way.
5
Dec 13 2024
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Rumours
Fleetwood Mac
A classic, so much fun to revisit. One of my favorite Fleetwood Mac albums.
5
Dec 16 2024
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Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols
Sex Pistols
not my favorite. Loud, noise, scary. Mom can you come pick me up? Kids are drinking alcohol.
2
Dec 17 2024
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KIWANUKA
Michael Kiwanuka
His voice carries me through my day. Instant classic, and well deserving of this recognition. Beautiful yet mournful. The interlude held my hands as I reminisced on the anxiety I felt in 2016 as I hid in the closet of a married mans house when his wife came home too soon. Dying phone in one hand, pants and phone charger in the other. "text Kate" Michael Kiwanuka whispers. I do. "I know I'm here and I don't belong" Kiwanuka reminds me, on his next track, Solid Ground. He's right. 5/5.
5
Dec 18 2024
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All Hail the Queen
Queen Latifah
"Rhymes are smokin', concentration can't be broken. Queen Latifah's Outspoken." Groovy and soulful like I expected from Queen Latifah. She blends rap with reggae, jazz, and hip hop. QL sets the expectation early in Latifah's Law. The Queen of Royal Badness has a lot to say, and this f*ggot ain't got nothin' better to do than listen. Latifah doesn't shy away from addressing racial apartheid, pleasure politics, feminism, and mass-incarceration.
I wanted to take away a point for the chipmunk noises at the end of Mama Gave Birth to the Soul Children, but after Evil That Men Do, I can't. 5/5.
5
Dec 20 2024
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Bug
Dinosaur Jr.
I’ll confidently say I didn’t listen thoroughly. I played this while gaming, while working, and while being a sloot and I never found peace with the noise. I became a boomer listening to this. Back in my day, we broke shit and smashed the system, man. Says the generation that caused the mess we’re in. 2/5, I didn’t hate it just didn’t like it.
2
Dec 23 2024
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Thriller
Michael Jackson
It’s no Cheap Thrills by AI pop superstar SIA, but I dig it. 3/5
3
Dec 24 2024
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Rio
Duran Duran
Alright. If I’m gonna play damn ass 80’s rock this is the album for me. 4/5, actually enjoyed. Would put out for Duran Duran.
4
Dec 25 2024
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Sweetheart Of The Rodeo
The Byrds
Thought the album was called Sweetheart of the Radio at first. Made me lol. Very of the time, I can’t complain. Not my everyday music but certainly has its place on my speakers. Namely when I’m not in the room. 2/5 but would listen again.
2
Dec 26 2024
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A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector
Various Artists
Nostalgia, cunt, and wholesome. What else could I ask for for Christmas?
4
Dec 27 2024
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Foxbase Alpha
Saint Etienne
The kind of music I’d Shazam in a bar while I’m really stoned, but then Shazam another song afterwards and not know how to find my history to see this song again. I played this album while in a 110° steam-room shower in Chicago smoking herb and it was ethereal.
4
Dec 30 2024
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Appetite For Destruction
Guns N' Roses
Better than I thought it would be, definitely brought me to the 80’s. I will give them credit for being surprisingly candid though. Particularly talking about chasing the dragon on Mr. Brownstone, this band stood out among a sea of boomer cis/het white men that is 80’s rock. 4/5, I would play again surprisingly.
4
Dec 31 2024
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Heaven Or Las Vegas
Cocteau Twins
So much white noise. Added one song to a playlist and banished the rest to hell. 2/5
2
Jan 01 2025
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Timeless
Goldie
Ummm not my favorite. Too much to listen to at once lol
2
Jan 02 2025
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Can't Buy A Thrill
Steely Dan
Really enjoyed them!! Good music that I wouldn’t have picked out myself.
4
Jan 03 2025
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Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
I was really excited to listen to this, but I think I should have simply been excited. It was chill, not dtf though.
2
Jan 06 2025
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Sea Change
Beck
I started writing my review and it turned into a suicide note so I’m gonna start again.
I was cooking when I listened to this album and fell asleep standing up like some fucking bitch ass horse and then woke up to this cis/het white boy singing to me saying that it’s all in my head??? Is what all in my head??? My depression ??? Is white boy gaslighting me?? Spit your fuckin words out and say them with your chest, pussy hoe.
The focaccia I’m making is more interesting than this album so here’s my recipe:
Focaccia
2-3 cups warm water
2 1/4 tsp yeast
1 heavy tsp honey
Allow to bloom ~10 minutes
Add 4 cups flour
1tsp salt
1tbs eeoo
Mix, cover, and let rise 30 minutes
Fold 4 sides in, add eeoo around edges of bowl, cover, and let rise 30 minutes. Repeat total of 4 times.
Transfer to 9x13 or two smaller baking sheets that’s covered in more eeoo that you think you need. About 1/4 cup. Flip dough over in oil so it’s completely covered and make dents with fingertips, cover and let rise 45-60 minutes.
Bake at 450° 22-25 minutes with bowl of water underneath
Incorporate herbs, Calabrian chilis, and hard cheese into folding process or when you make dimples at the end. If you add them at the end, consider chopping them up in advance and marinating them in olive oil while you do the rest of the baking to incorporate flavor into the oil you use.
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Jan 07 2025
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Pretzel Logic
Steely Dan
This is the first repeat album for me because I got about 10 albums in before I restarted with my current group. I’m glad I listened to second time I will say. It’s chill, I added a couple songs to playlists last time and added a couple more this time too. Really enjoyed East St. Louis Toodle-Oo! I always enjoy and appreciate Stanley Dean.
3
Jan 08 2025
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Unknown Pleasures
Joy Division
fuck The Wombats for making me believe you could dance to Joy Division. This was a hot pile of dookie spice and I know all these hoes walking around with Joy Division band tees have never heard a real song from this album bc if they did they’d never rep this trash band. They’re lucky to get 1 star from me.
1
Jan 09 2025
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Sound Affects
The Jam
Having more than one moody British bands in a row might impact my rating, but like….go to therapy
2
Jan 10 2025
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Real Life
Magazine
Listening to this brings me back to the time I went to an underground experimental film festival-it makes me want to relapse. I can tell the drummer is talented, the guitarist shreds, and the singer has showed up to rehearsal. That doesn’t mean I enjoyed it though.
2
Jan 13 2025
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Ellington at Newport
Duke Ellington
Fun! I’m glad this came up because I was getting suicidal listening to so many British bands lately. Occasionally the sound was a little squeaky and kinda hurt my hear, but I’m guessing that’s either bc of when this was recorded or the instruments fault?? Idk but it was slightly bothersome at times.
4
Jan 14 2025
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Urban Hymns
The Verve
Every song feels like the background music for the scene in a movie when the protagonist is at their lowest point and walking away from a situation, in the rain, after missing a bus, with a paper bag that just broke and spilled their groceries all over the pavement. A homeless man just walked by and gave this protagonist his coffee mug with $.13 in it. Keon pity party monologue that ends with them on a couch with empty to go containers surrounding them, haven’t shaved in days, and dirty as I’ll get out.
3
Jan 15 2025
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Hot Buttered Soul
Isaac Hayes
Isaac Hayes could lather my soul with hot butter after listening to this. Love a long song that keeps me entertained. These two-minute pump-and-dump Ariana grande songs today can’t make me nut like hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic can.
5
Jan 16 2025
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The Modern Lovers
The Modern Lovers
I’m so tired of British trash like this being considered good. “I’m Straight” is a whole song about not smoking weed??? Maybe if you did you’d actually write good music. Fuck, I’m jealous of anyone who’s never listened to this trash.
1
Jan 17 2025
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Suede
Suede
I wanna know what the hoes rating this 5/5 think of actually decent music. It’s so damn whiny, bland, and poorly written.
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