Two Dancers by Wild Beasts

Two Dancers

Wild Beasts

2.73
Rating
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Almost painful to listen to. Some of the backing music wasn't too bad, but the caterwauling sounds from the two vocalists were just embarrassing to listen to. Either it toned down a little by the end, or I managed to push this to the back of my mind, but the shrieking and wailing on the first few tracks was astonishingly awful. "Hooting and Howling" is how the entire album sounded to me. One star.

Wtf. How is this on here? That voice is just ridiculous. It’s sad, because the music wasn’t all that bad. But with a singer like that…

This really wasn't my thing. But even if it was, I don't think I'd have liked it. The sounds were jarring and all over the place. Like a soundtrack to some of the worst nights of my life, but not in a comforting or funny way. Just in a 'I really hope I never hear another one of these songs ever again' kind of way.

Groupe inconnu. Le chant est très désagréable et omniprésent ... C'est à peu près tout ce que je retiendrais de cet album. En fait non, je vais l'oublier aussi vite que je l'ai écouté. =>1/5

Not for me.

definitely was not my cup of tea, still fun to listen to though!

What a joke. Doesn't belong on this list or any other list. Seriously a waste of time. The instrumentals are almost there but the downright pretentious lyrics and the dismal falsetto vocals are unforgivable nonsense. I thought I was being too harsh until after it was over that I read that in almost 9 years, they only then had managed to cross the 54,474 albums sold mark. I don't listen to this list to pretend that crap might be actually be great if I just imagine hard enough. The public already spoke on this album with its deafening silence. It is undiscovered, it is just meaningless indie drivel. Britain, what are you doing? You keep nominating what would be the most middling of bands in America for Mercury prizes?

1. fun - 1.5 2. hooting - 2 3. men - 0 4. zleepy - 1 5. tonguez - 1 6. dancerz - 1.5 7. tuuo - 1 8. lot - 1.5 9. belly - 1 10. nezt - 1 11. gate - 1.5

Musically this was okay, but vocally u absolutely hated this. Enough to make it difficult to make it through.. grasping at straws trying to not rate this a 1, but I just can’t find anything. Got this on a bad day I guess

Not my thing. Boring.

Ouch, that singer's attempted falsetto hurt my ears.

I had a massive urge to turn it off, I hated the vocals, the polyrhythms were nice but the instrumental parts were uninteresting. Like Anohni and Foals but less good than either. Bad Sparks impressions

This is no bueno. 1/5

i didn't have a good time listening to this album. despite being only 40 minutes or so, it took me all day to get through it. didn't capture me, didn't draw me in... it's a no from me

Do not like the vocals at all

This album fucking sucks. By far the worst album on this list so far. It's like it's stuck in 1990s world music. I could imagine hearing this playing in Pier 1 Imports or the Nature Store.

Two Dancers has been praised for its sophisticated sound and sensual atmosphere, where falsetto vocals and elegant guitar lines weave together in an art-pop universe marked by desire and restlessness. Many highlight the album’s poetic qualities and its subtle, dark mood. Personally, though, it didn’t grab me at all. I can appreciate the musical structure and intention, but the overall mood – and especially the vocals – drain all energy from the album for me. It feels extremely dull, like listening to something trying to be mysterious and artistic, but ending up completely devoid of edge and life. 1/5

I do not like this. The singer’s voice is too swoopy.

I didn't like this at all. The vocals were certainly the main reason. Rather than bring emotional resonance to the lyrics, they just seemed performative in a way that was difficult to endure. All The King's Men sent me over the edge and I couldn't find my way back.

Song: The fun powder plot This song is sad and weird i do not really like it but i would give it like a 1 star because it is just scary and i have no idea whats it even saying it like mumbling but talking loud i do not know but it is weird Song: hooting and howling This song is weird i do not really like it i can barely hear what it says I would give it a 1 star again Song: all the kings men this song is weird but this is the one that i really like out of this album i would give this album like a 1 star

Absolutely not for me

This is truly one of the worst albums in this book by quite some distance

Loš mi album, baš ništa zanimljivo. Ponadala sam se da bi moglo biti kul u početku, ali eto, razočarenje. 1/5, 2.5./10

Bad. Just plain bad. Trying to figure out if it is more boring than Coldplay.

This was pretty painful to get through. Boring, grating, juat why.

Got about 3 songs in and wasn't feeling it

I was holding out hope but the moment they started signing it was over

really don't like this one

Yeah, this one just didn't do anything for me.

Jesus wept. It's like bands like The National and Interpol even to an extent U2 decided to collaborate with a performance art student. I looked into them out of interest and they're critically acclaimed, who are these critics? Because 9 times out of 10 when I see that I know it'll be radio 6 fodder. (Not slating all R6 stuff but they play some absolute tosh in the name of "artistry") One star as the drummer seems to have some rhythm.

No no no

point7.

I remember this when it was released. Listened to it once. Forgot about it until now. After typing this I will forget about it again.

It's like the arcade fire but with the worst vocalist on the planet

This is #day206 of my #1001albumsyoumusthearbeforeyoudie challenge, and... oh well, another late ‘00s indie-schmindie album... I’ve heard of this band’s name but never gave them a shot. They always seemed too indie for my taste, and I don’t mean the good kind of indie. No surprise that there’s nothing on this album that grabs me. The semi-falsetto vocals, in particular, grate on the ear. Prove me wrong, but like a lot of stuff from this era (at least the stuff picked for this list), this record holds little to no significance in the history of music. The only ground it breaks is the ground of sheer boredom. I couldn’t finish it. I know I’ve mentioned this in other reviews, but I’m going to say it again, especially since we’re on the topic of ‘00s indie rock/post-punk revival, or whatever you want to call it: I can’t believe there isn’t an album by, say, Interpol on this list... But, actually, given the amount of crap I’ve already shoveled through and still have to shovel through, I’m starting to believe… Come on, panel of critics who compiled this, Turn On The Bright Lights, will you? Meanwhile, this gets what it deserves: a 1 out of 5. Looking forward to #day207.

Couldn't get into it.

The last 2 songs Underbelly and Empty Nest are the only 2 remotely worth listening to. The rest of them, ugh. Some of them are a warbling repetitive mess. Did I have to hear this before I died. No. Who the hell picks these album 1001 album worthy: No - 50/91

Two Dancers, more like 0 stars. Booooooo

2009?!?! Nyahhh. That’s my typed attempt at a disappointed noise. Trying to mix it up on this frigid Tuesday morn. Why is this the worst time for music in my head? I feel like nothing was good. I don’t even hear about things that people liked from this time. It all feels sterile to me. Nevertheless, this looks indie or whatever, so maybe, just maybe the wild beasts can deliver something that makes me forget about Taio Cruz for one day. Boy George over a medical-grade sterile instrumental. Hmm. Well. This is bad. This is really bad. They’re trying for haunting, and it’s just coming off empty. A haunted house with nothing in it. A guy who forgot to put on his Leatherface mask and a clearly visible sign that this used to be a Future Shop. Oh these vocals are going to continue. That’s good. I love unique, insane vocals, but only when they’re, you know, not 100% terrible. This on the other hand takes all the worst aspects of Radiohead and Owl City and distills them into “Hooting & Howling.” I’m hooting this off the stage. Abysmal. Get your spelunking helmets on, folks. We dive ever deeper. With any luck, we’ll be rendered into ash by the heat of the earth’s core. Tinier Tim continues to test me over this stonecutters beat. My favourite part of the album so far (genuinely) is the singer naming towns in England. Geography hypes me up to endure more of this. What is even happening? And don’t take that as my feeble mind being bamboozled by the pure intellectual artistry that Wild Beasts have bestowed upon me. I know what I’m listening to. I just can’t believe it. Horrific. There’s the dumb Strokes riff that is obligatory in every dumb indie song. I like some indie music. I am in favour of some laboured, annoying white guy poetry. Here’s the thing. It has to sound good and have some level of emotion behind it. More vacancy. Hey. Guess what. The deep vocals are WORSE. This is the squires of Leon. You can have that. And with how much I hate the Kings of Leon, to say you’re worse is one of the worst insults I can muster. Please end this. This is the HALFWAY point??? At this juncture, I think I’d test my mettle against a pack of literal wild beasts. Perhaps I return as a master of all the natural world. I shall conquer what is unconquerable. I am learning resilience. I’m really glad we’ve switched to these vocals permanently. I was getting a little too comfortable. Another absolutely wretched song to end the mid-album trilogy. I wish I could say this was a mid album. This is so far down the well, we can’t even call for Lassie. Even colder play. Oh we’re back to warble city baby. Unbelievably awful. Did I talk about Empty Nest? This one made me mad. I have 2 minutes and 30 seconds left of this album. I am trying to formulate words. My mind has been stricken. I wish I could post a screenshot of this band’s logo in Spotify. It looks like WordArt upcycled into 2011. Which I suppose is the entire aesthetic of this album. It’s attempted Radiohead mixed with other lame indie music and it is truly awful. In attempt to lampoon the warble vocals, I was going to conjure classic Tim & Eric bit, “Casey & his Brother,” but that is an insult to an incredibly bizarre piece of mid 2000s comedy. This holds no ironic value, it holds me hostage for its 43 minute runtime. As it realizes the police won’t meet its demands, the pin clicks after the pull of the trigger. Firing blanks. Even though they’re completely toothless, I think we should euthanize the beasts. They’ve caused too much pain. I use a lot of hyperbole in these reviews/writing exercises. This is without a doubt one of the worst albums I’ve ever heard. If this isn’t the list maker’s band, this has no business being here. Derivative, embarrassing, and completely unlistenable. 0 HIGHLIGHTS: Shawty’s like a Melody in my Head that is not very good actually, and I kind of wish I didn’t meet her at the mall, shopping with her friends or whatever. This album is Shawty.

One of the people who put this list together has a brother and this is his band… that is the only explanation for such forgettable shite being on the list

The instrumentals of this are really interesting, but the vocals are too much for me. 3/5 for the music, but minus two for the vocals 1/5

I don’t know why I had such a visceral reaction to this album, but I hated it. Just something about it.

I hate this album. The end.

1.5 unique but not good fav song: two dancers 2

What evil fucker told this cunt they could sing?! Then to hand them a rhyming dictionary?! I know the entirety of human history has many hells, but did we really deserve this?

I found this to be utterly pointless and annoying.

This one may have ended this project for me. A big fuck you from Robert Dimery to his readers.

I’m not sure what’s happening here. Did someone ask “What if The Cure were upbeat, but still sad”?

I didn't find anything here to really hang my hat on. Soft indie rock? Light ambient noise with a Freddie Mercury adjacent voice? I'll pass, it almost put me to sleep at work. And that was at 9am.

Nope not for me, some strange -- to me -- vocal choices -- falsetto, etc....

More British bias. You have to ask yourself, what makes an album that has sold 55K copies over a decade essential listening before you die. This was not it.

Would be zero starts if I could. Just awful.

Forgettable and generic honestly. Not really bad but just whatever

Nope . Not my thing

Dreamy but boring. The falsetto singing ruined it for me. It reminded me of the Muppets’ Miss Piggy after some singing lessons.

I hated it. One of the worst indie albums i have ever listened to. Nothing good here.

I can't get into these vocals. Sounds like a precursor to Two Door Comments Club but without the fun.

This was awful. The artist thinks their farts smell like roses and wants the world to know.

This album lost me almost immediately then got worse....didnt get thru a single song

Aaaah some of this records are a test of how thin my patience really is...

I hate that wispy, floaty voice so much. And oh dear god... it gets worse with the insane, falsetto shrieking. It actually makes me shiver and cringe at the same time. "Shringe". No... 'Criver'. Some of the music is fine enough in terms of ability, and there's a bit of a groove on some tracks, but it's of that awful noughties period where it's all so safe and delicate and inoffensive. And BORING. I'm getting literally nothing out of this other than great regret at having pressed play in the first place. 1.5 rounded down.

Well. This was original. I did not enjoy it. On any day, there is more inspiring, longing, joyful, cathartic music to listen to than this. I can appreciate the craft and the intention that went into it - these people wrote songs, made art, and were committed enough to share it with the world. That is gutsy and vulnerable and honourable. But these two dancers are not dancing with me.

No. No! Just NO!!!!

If I could give it 0 I would

ludicrously mannered vocals, some ok beats and sounds, but there is nothing here that has not been done before, and done much better, by many others. this is a long way away from being an album that ANYONE needs to hear

# 332 : This album was so ordinary and it blended into the background so much that I actually forgot I was listening to it. Nothing exciting here, and I wonder, if the people that rate something 5 stars actually listened to what they are rating?

I don't like the voice. At all. The whole record is very forgetable. I am okay with anything being repetitive as long as it is also good. This didn't do it for me even though the instrumental is not terrible. The singer ruined it.

"The Fun Powder Plot" was the most listenable song on the entire album.....despite really annoying falsetto. Other than that, this album was a pointless mess. Another addition to this list that was based more on critical acclaim and less on actually being worth listening to.

Jesus wept. Affected singers, trying to be interesting by wailing. Made my ears sad.

I was hopeful when the first song started and then………that voice ruined it all. I listened to every single song hoping the first song was just a joke. Unfortunately, the entire album is filled with it. On All the Kings men there are parts where the voice is tolerable except when he “sings” in that god-awful high pitch screech. Two Dancer (i) and (ii) are tolerable. Such a waste of good music.

No clue what this is doing anywhere near this list. There's nothing groundbreaking, exceptional, or particularly interesting here. I hate the lead singer's voice so much. Get it away from me. My guess is it's British which is the only reason it's included on this list

Nope. All very monotonous imo.

oh its one of those post-Coldplay-core bands

Music not bad. Vocals not my cup of tea

If nobody has yet taken this ‘singer’ aside and discussed alternative career options, it’s just cruelty at this point.

Hm... I'm not sure how this made the list. Didn't do much for me.

Meh, can’t remember much from jt

Worst one yet.

Pretentious, hipster shit. Hated this album! I wonder who puts these albums on this list? Seriously, if i wanted to listen to a grown man whine like a japanese woman, I'd put this album on. This was just bad. I am now questioning who decides what goes on this list. Probably someone from the Rolling stone magazine.... they come up with the weirdest things.. Please listen to something else... and im not even joking....

This sucks honestly. Lead singer sounds great in lows, but the higher pitch stuff is awful. If pop and opera merged (popera?) this would be it. Too bad because the instrumental sounds/tones had potential if it wasn’t so boring note-wise.

ärsyttävä vokalisti, täysin mitäänsanomattomat lyriikat. jep, tämä on brittein indie. vittu voin kuvailla kun laulaa silimät kiinni nenä mutrussa niin agressiivisesti mutta hiljaa lähellä mikkiä HYI SAATANA!!!! vuosi sitten olisi kakkonen moiselle mutta ei enää. päivät ovat lyhyempiä ja tälläiselle ei ole tilaa. anna albumeja.. anna kulttuuria.. mitä pitää kuunnella? tätä ei tarvitse, mitä tarvitsee?? ei tarvitse olla keskiarvo 3... ei tarvitse two facncer

lyrics & vocals not4me

Why is this on the list... The singer's voice grates my ears, the lyrics are terrible, the music's fine but doesn't make up for the other problems.

Sucked literal dick!

My favorite member of this band was the Eventide H9 delay and reverb unit. I was also in retrospect too harsh on Guided by Voices

This is like listening to a year 11’s final BTEC music piece that him and his mate put together on the earliest version of GarageBand. I thought the point of these albums were that they’re meant to be some of the greatest music ever produced.

This was just awful. My children are often present when I listen to these albums and they generally have no strong opinions. My 3 year old begged me to stop playing this one. Throw it into the goddamn trash, burn it, then cover it with concrete.

Started of strong felt like a solid 4... then the singer started schrieking and was a instant -3. Band and music is a 4 But due to the horrible vocals i have to say no. Hope they moved on and made something great without him.

1/5. This was just boring man, and not because it was slow but because there was just no energy in it. No feeling in these songs, just empty holes. Like it's rock without the roll, ya know? Just a whatever album.

This kinda sucks

thanks, it's awful

Wow. I hate this shit. I don’t know if I can listen to the whole album. These people’s voices are infuriating. So around song 4 it became bearable but I would never choose to listen to this. Not sure how I made it to the end. I could have died happy without ever hearing this. Finally found a 1

The music sounds interesting, but I can‘t stand the vocals

I didn't enjoy this album at all

I was not a fan of this one. I did not like the singers voice at all. It was very wishy washy. That is a good word to describe this album. Wishy washy. Overall did not enjoy

The first minute or so of the first track had me thinking, “Oh, I’m going to like this!” And then the vocals began.

Meh. One of the vocalists really bothered me.

I did not enjoy this. Some of the instruments were sort of nice dream-pop-y but the vocals are so bad that they pulled me out the entire time. Terrible. Not sure why I had to hear this one.

I just couldn’t get around the lead singer’s falsetto. Did. Not. Like.

Hot garbage, out of tune. Have we reached the point in the list where everything worthwhile is covered?

Really stupid, pretentious lyrics delivered in a really stupid, pretentious voice.

Thoughts before listening: another surprising entry for a 00s/10s era indie rock band. I was listening to this type of music back then but barely remember these guys. I'm sure it'll be fine. Review: yeah I'm not really sure what to think. The falsetto vocals are annoying and the lyrics are dumb. The music is fine I guess but not really my thing. Indie pop with dancey beats and chiming guitar. Definitely feels like something that made this list because the editors felt they needed to add some recent albums.

Didn't think much of this jumble.

Terrible. Dislike the lyrics, melodies, instrumentation, and the voices of the vocalists. No redeeming qualities at all.

terrible so far. don't know if i'm going to finish this one. Did not like

Not really my jam.

Sounds were great, but I could not get into the vocals.

Ugh! No.

Not an enjoyable experience. High pitch shrieking vocals over very repetitive, camp, bad pop "rock".

What the actual fuck is this garbage. The lead singer sounds like an Oompa Loompa who wanted to cut a record deal. That or a Tiny Tim (of Tip Toe Thru' The Tulips With Me fame) impersonator. That irritatingly high voice coupled with computer generated beats and musical backing that lacks substance, and you're left with this dumpster fire of a band. Add to that a stupid fucking band name, and an even shittier album cover, and you get the monumental disappointment of a listening day I had today. Why the fuck was this even created? And more than that, what brain trauma victim thought it belonged on a list of 1001 essential albums?!? 1001 steaming piles of garbage maybe. I couldn't maintain focus when attempting to listen to this forgettable trash heap, and it even sucked as background music. The album summary should tell you all you need to know about this record. 50,000 copies sold in the UK in the 14 years that it has been out. Could that be because this is horrible?!? Absolutely no redeeming qualities to any of this horseshit. Fuck this band. Favourite songs: All the King's Men... I guess Least favourite songs: When I'm Sleepy..., Hooting & Howling...and the rest of this garbage. I zoned out... 1/5

Could not finish the album.

Sufficiently weird enough for me to like and everything about this album I like except one thing... that terrible sound coming out of someone's throat. Some people may call it a voice or it could be a hoarse tea kettle stuffed with helium and working a Swedish penis massager. Whatever it is, it totally kills anything this album had going for it. Supremely disappointed.

Un álbum sumamente olvidable y poco rescatable del catálogo de los 1001 álbumes que debes escuchar antes de morir. No hay ninguna pista que destaque sobre la otra, y en general, se siente demasiado como un producto de su época. Pretencioso sin lograr nada trascendente, Wild Beasts no lograron nada que otras no hubieran hecho décadas antes.

This is musical mogadon. An album you listen to So you die. When I think of post 2000 albums that are great and this comes up. Awful. I might have to do my own list

In the classic Australian indie movie Dogs in Space there's a hippy guy who lives in the house and he's always scoring with the opposite sex and one of his weapons of mass dysfunction is to play the same Brian Eno album, it might be the album Cluster and Eno. I'm not a big fan of Eno, so my badly damaged sub conscious was in effect screaming at me to take this shit off. I think they have three singers all of whom are equally shithouse. One of them sounds like Kate Bush getting an enema. And the "music"? Spare me. Maybe there is some form of an afterlife and I'm in it now. DJ Dante is in the house at the Level 7 Disco Inferno and he's playing this "music" on a perpetual loop to those of us stuck forever in purgatory.

It's trying to sound like other bands but is failing massive. This album is just very boring, not much is being said in the lyrics. Just a dead album in general.

deurmelivre, gostei não.

Nope. Just nope. Nada. Nope.

Horrid... Nightmare joutuu JUST tän kuulosta indietä vetämänä... Paskaa Paskaa Paskaa..

the sound of this is what i imagine the taste of dish water to be. actually i take that back, drinking dishwater would probably be quite memorable so this is probably more akin to drinking tepid water that was left in a bottle in the car for a week.

Maaaan get outta here, this sucked lol. This one was not for me. This guy thing singing higher makes it better? Negative ghost rider. What a drag

Wow. Never have I heard music that started so good be so thoroughly ruined by a terrible singer. Unlistenable.

Horrific falsetto ruins decent melodies

Absolute drivel.

A wholly unremarkable album in every possible way. In fact, the only thing that is remarkable about this album is that it is on this list.

The Fun Powder Plot- 2 Hooting and Howling- 3 All The King's Men- 1 ... Can't listen to it

I’m not sure how some of these albums made the cut.

Trash. Nothing good. Can I give 0??

Sort of a hodgepodge exploration of the singers admittedly great vocal range but imo a tough listen. Lots of innuendo and cheeky lyrics.

Almost laughed out loud when the singer started singing for the first time. His warbling sounds like an affected joke. I can't take it seriously. Musically I'm basically on board I guess, but the singer breaks the mood every single time.

Did not enjoy the sounds

not my cup of tea

Perfect distillation of "the kind of shit that will make the optimal amount of music critics fawn over it"

Bloody hell this was hard work. Some thing too strained about its reach for otherness. I’m quite partial to some varieties of vocal noodling but not, it would appear, to Wild Beasts’ approach. Set my teeth on edge. Maybe they’d take that as a compliment?

I stopped after 2 songs. The singer’s voice was annoying.

Icky vocals.

Freaking great music. Freaking horrendous vocals. Look mate, you might think that sliding into every note is a cool stylistic choice but we all know it's just because you can't find the damn note. You're not fooling anyone and the falsetto bit wears very thin very fast. Listening to this album, I was mostly overwhelmed by anger that such good music was getting utterly shat on by such terrible vocals. At the end of the day, as much as I wanted to give this a better score for the band's sake, the vocals are so bad that I just can't give it anything more than a single star. I just hate those damn vocal so much. SO MUCH.

This album gets lost in the sound of that era, late 2000s to early 2010s. Monotonous and unexciting. Not really sure why this album makes this list – almost as if an editor has some personal, nostalgic connection...

I tried to give this album a fair shake, but this was rough. They should let Fleming handle the lead vocals alone, because yikes, Thorpe's vocals are awful. His falsetto is this album in microcosm: affected and cringey. The hardest of hard passes for me.

Time I will never get back.

Now I know what Tiny Tim would sound like if he was dug up and given a record contract.

That was really hard work. The voice hurts my ears, my brain, and my sense of decency. It's awful! Musically the album isn't horrible, but damn that voice is all over the place, off key, out of tune, trying to be all unique and just ending up as a big pile of nastiness. Someone should be locked up for making me listen to this!

Is there a version of this album without the singer? Because he is killing this record, like in the stamping on way, not the good way. I pity the other musicians. This banded existed from 2002 to 2017. Imagine hearing this regularly for 15 years.

Vocally... wow is this all over the place. I wasn't a fan of the lead singer's voice from the first song, but as the album progressed and he did other, weird things with his voice, I was shocked that my opinion of his singing got worse. Honestly, the backup vocalist who took over in 'All The King's Men' was so much better than the lead. Give me more from him. The lyrics didn't do anything for me. I don't know, were they supposed to evoke any emotion at all? 'Hooting and Howling' was just... bland. I got it. He's hooting and howling. The instrumentals are the only saving grace to this, frankly, mess of an album. Still not enough to save it from a 1 star.

What. A. Bore. Fest. A lot of things from the naughts won't age gracefully, you can bet your boots on it. And this very minor band (who happened to be at the right place in the right time, Mercury Prize or not) perfectly exemplify why this period was so far up its own ass that a lot of folks couldn't even *get* how good music actually worked. Fortunately, things have gotten far better now (and it's exactly *why* this list of 1001 albums needs to be updated a.s.a.p.) As many other reviewers here, I found the falsetto voice quite annoying or grating, but it's not even the main issue I'm having with Wild Beast. The real problem with this very pretentious band--whose intended sound should supposedly draw a little on "pop music" formulas to make any sort of sense--is that they can't write choruses. CHORUSES, guys! Something human, energetic or simply a little inviting to grab your attention, so as to bear with your all-too-precious cabaret-like dirges and over-the-top theatrical bullshit in between. Even blokes like Morrissey from The Smiths, or Matthew Bellamy from Muse (whose comparatively "wimpy" melodic lines could somehow be linked to what Wild Beasts' singer is attempting to do here) understood the sheer importance of that pivotal ingredient. C.H.O.R.U.S.E.S. Bear in mind that I mentioned Bellamy and Morrissey, and not Bowie, whose memory shouldn't even be associated with such a lame band, contrary to what I've read somewhere here. And please, oh please, don't tell me Wild Beasts avoided good choruses so as to not compromise their "artistic vision" or something. No, clearly, they couldn't write anything catchy melody-wise, it's so obvious when you're listening to this terrible, terrible album. The rhythm section is telling a different story, though. Drums and bass interactions are quite brilliant throughout this album, helped by decent guitar licks. But unless you're in certain genres (electronic music, jazz, really *experimental* rock or post-rock), you can't build good songs when only *this* is decent in your compositions. And you certainly can't build any good albums. This here is a lesson in *bad songwriting*. May it be a cautionary tale in the foreseeable future for any young band wishing to play in that late-naughts genre of dreampop/indie pop, if ever it comes back in style. But to be honest, I'm just hoping this day actually never ever happens. It's always a good idea to err on the safe side, kiddos. You've been warned! Number of albums left to review or just listen to: 969 Number of albums from the list I find relevant enough to be mandatory listens: 12 Albums from the list I *might* include in mine later on: 7 Albums from the list I will *not* include in mine (as I think many others are more important): 10 (including this one, especially this one!!!!!) Albums I might not be able to judge (some might end up on my final list but it's because I recognize how culturally important they are): 2

Æ, sérstakt en ekkert sérstakt.

Some interesting instrumentals but the vocals were too harsh and too much.

Kind of happy So tightly produced to the point of falling apart All The Kings Men is good Hurts my head

another pile of hipster crap

This was mildly interesting before the vocals kicked in, but good lord they are terrible. I can't even listen to this whole album. Dreadful.

Ono što sam čuo od albuma, nisam baš nešta bio zadovoljan.

Мимо. Не нравится такое, ни жанр, ни музыкальная составляющая. Не знаю чем этот альбом крут.

Tjee, dit gaat echt alle kanten in, iets te experimenteel voor mij. Zang is met vlagen wel oké, maar als ie de kopstem gebruikt vind ik het niet om aan te horen, vals kerkelijke invloeden… Deuntjes bij vlagen wel interessant, maar wanneer de kopstem weer naar voren komt haak ik af. Enige nummers die ik luisterbaar vond waren 6 en 10, waar ik enige invloed van Editors en White Lies in kan terugvinden. Duidelijk zoekende naar eigen sound…

Why is something like this in this list and Stevie Ray Vaughan not? Absolutely not my tatse

Hier kan ik heel weinig mee. Voor mij te weinig samenhang. Een samenraapsel van diverse invloeden.

Goede compositie, jammer van de zang.