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| Album | You | Global | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|
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Slipknot
Slipknot
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5 | 2.68 | +2.32 |
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Ys
Joanna Newsom
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5 | 2.8 | +2.2 |
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Live / Dead
Grateful Dead
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5 | 2.81 | +2.19 |
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E.V.O.L.
Sonic Youth
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5 | 2.9 | +2.1 |
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Ghosteen
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
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5 | 2.96 | +2.04 |
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Duck Stab/Buster & Glen
The Residents
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4 | 2.03 | +1.97 |
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Dig Your Own Hole
The Chemical Brothers
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5 | 3.11 | +1.89 |
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Le Tigre
Le Tigre
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5 | 3.15 | +1.85 |
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System Of A Down
System Of A Down
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5 | 3.27 | +1.73 |
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Homework
Daft Punk
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5 | 3.28 | +1.72 |
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| Album | You | Global | Diff |
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(What's The Story) Morning Glory
Oasis
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1 | 3.85 | -2.85 |
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21
Adele
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1 | 3.69 | -2.69 |
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Definitely Maybe
Oasis
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1 | 3.54 | -2.54 |
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Abbey Road
Beatles
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2 | 4.45 | -2.45 |
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Different Class
Pulp
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1 | 3.42 | -2.42 |
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...And Justice For All
Metallica
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1 | 3.42 | -2.42 |
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Darkness on the Edge of Town
Bruce Springsteen
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1 | 3.41 | -2.41 |
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25
Adele
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1 | 3.38 | -2.38 |
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A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector
Various Artists
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1 | 3.29 | -2.29 |
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American Pie
Don McLean
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1 | 3.28 | -2.28 |
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| Artist | Albums | Average |
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| Radiohead | 3 | 4.67 |
| Black Sabbath | 3 | 4.33 |
| The Cure | 3 | 4.33 |
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| Artist | Albums | Average |
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| Adele | 2 | 1 |
| Oasis | 2 | 1 |
| Bruce Springsteen | 3 | 1.67 |
| Pulp | 2 | 1.5 |
| Metallica | 2 | 1.5 |
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The National · 2 likes
1/5
Well it's not butt rock, more like... cum rock?
Maybe they should have focused more on making good music than making artsy music.
This is music for hipsters who don't like or listen to music.
They also could have made a few different songs instead of the same song 11 times.
This has propably been the toughest listen so far, both the music and the lyrics are super pretentious and absolutely garbage at the same time.
Ohio skibidi bee rizz
Röyksopp · 1 likes
4/5
Yeah baby I'm playin SSX3 baby I'm in the zone baby
Hawkwind · 1 likes
3/5
When I'm in a selecting unnecessarily long albums contest and my opponent is Robert Dimery
Les Rythmes Digitales · 1 likes
4/5
Omg these lyrics are so repetitive!
Is what I would say if I was stupid and didn't understand music
Madonna · 1 likes
4/5
Pvetor griffoni? Flamby guye?
1-Star Albums (22)
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The Stone Roses
2/5
We can vibe with this lads
Galet hur bra första låten var å sen blev det skit
Resurrection var lite bättre iaf
Keith Jarrett
3/5
Pianorunkar'n, back on the beat!
Good performance
Bra inlevelse
20 mins in doesn't feel that jazzy
Förstår och respekterar vad han gör men resultatet är ganska tråkigt
Black Sabbath
5/5
One of my favorite albums of all time and my #1 favorite album featuring misheard lyrics.
A legendary album for many reasons, few albums have influenced music as much. Even as it ended up birthing an entire genre of music, its heavy blues influences makes sure it will forever stay one of a kind.
Rest in peace, Prince of Darkness
Prince
4/5
Me when I live in the 80's
Bigly Start
Oh no Prince is horny on main!
nah jk he's cool
Oh no Prince is horny on alt!
nah jk she's cool
Deep Purple
3/5
Hell yeah We Love To Ride mentioned!
Detta är jag när jag tar hojen ut på motorvägen en söndagsmorgon
Yeah okay I already know how to play this riff get some new material
This album is low key ape-mode coded
Damn how he reading the lyrics if he blind??
Count Basie & His Orchestra
4/5
No wonder they call him atomic with all this trumpet blasting
Yeah this some good shit
Steve Winwood
1/5
Detta är vad vi i orten kallar för kontemporär kukmusik.
en liten rolig synt, ändrar inte på din situation.
Me when I'm in a mid vocals competition and my opponent is Steve Winwood -> (<:O)
Me when I'm in a boring lyrics competition and my opponent is Steve Winwood -> (<:O)
Me when I'm in a bad mixing competition and my opponent is Steve Winwood -> (<:O)
Me when I'm in a shitty outro competition and my opponent is Steve Winwood -> (<:O)
Johnny Cash
5/5
When I was just a baby
My mama told me "Son
don't you go to prison,
or you might hear one if the most legendary album recordings live"
And I replied like "Goo goo ga ga" or some shit I don't even live in the US
Anyway this man had crazy aura
Sonic Youth
5/5
The Gooseler?
The Switchler?
We museum up in this bih?
Yeah this is right up my alley (except alley is pronounced the weird way Winneke does on Science Police)
The Who
2/5
De e ju den med den där du vet när det bara "blippibluppiblablibleblappi" i typ en timme bror ju
If this album was a MtG deck it would be generic midrange
Wow this album really only had the first song huh? Music was better back in the day btw
People who like ballads should be lobotomized
Alright yeehow beep beep was kinda based tho
Damn, when Limp Bizkit clears you you should know you're cooked
Alright slight recovery made
Heheheh tfw im a cool rockstar and have le epic sex amirite?
Jane's Addiction
4/5
DEATH GRIPS MENDTIONED!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️💀💀🍆🍆
This really is just RATM for hippies huh? Based tbh
Damn why they write a song about me? (I am a hog in harmony)
4/5
Tree named Joshua:
Marty Robbins
3/5
Grateful Dead
5/5
The Jamler
This album is really fucking cool
Elvis Presley
3/5
Not the kings king album, king.
U2
2/5
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
3/5
Depeche Mode
4/5
Beastie Boys
4/5
You can't say that, man
Bad Brains
3/5
Janis Joplin
4/5
Bruce Springsteen
2/5
Huge album for people who like boring music
Pulp
2/5
Vad i helvete detta är ju inte ens punk för fan!
Falsk marknadsföring, anmäler till konsumentverket
Carpenters
1/5
This is a really great start (sarcastic)
Jag är glad att musik var bättre förr i tiden annars hade jag suttit och lidit just nu (sarkastiskt)
Another single, another W for Neil Ciciregas Mouth albums
Bob Marley & The Wailers
3/5
Prince
3/5
Sigur Rós
4/5
Real hog crankers get mellow with this one
Creedence Clearwater Revival
3/5
The White Stripes
3/5
Dusty Springfield
4/5
Ali Farka Touré
4/5
Sisters Of Mercy
4/5
Beck
4/5
Yes, fellas
Nas
4/5
Alice Cooper
4/5
The Temptations
3/5
Tim Buckley
3/5
XTC
2/5
crazy that a shitty album from 1972 came out in 1986
The White Stripes
2/5
Is this really gonna be another album where the first song is a giga rager and the rest is abyssmal dogshit?
Well not abyssmal dogshit but not good I guess
LCD Soundsystem
3/5
Jeff Beck
4/5
Sade
2/5
Stevie Wonder
4/5
k.d. lang
3/5
Black Sabbath
5/5
Fairies in Boots clears most other albums by itself
Not to mention War Pigs
Rest in peace, Prince of Darkness
Willie Nelson
3/5
The Nelsler
Damn he really played the same two songs six times
Can I sleep in your arms tonight? I sure hope so this song makin a gangsta eepy
Leonard Cohen
5/5
!! INSTANT RAPTURE !!
Fan att vi skulle ha lökhackande ninjor på jobbet just idag också
Tom Waits
3/5
yeah man
I'm not a talking type guy but this is talking the talk and shit, man.
Jeru The Damaja
3/5
Goo ass straight boom bap with just a light sprinkle of misogyny? Yeah man I'll take it I guess
Queen
4/5
‼️‼️ Herrejösses!!! Är detta en Jojosbisarraäventyr del 4 referens??? ‼️‼️
💀💀Detta är mitt stånd, Mördardrottning!!! 💀💀 Brant Hjärtattack!!💀💀
🗿🗿Tjena Angelo🗿🗿Tjena Angelo🗿🗿Tjena Angelo🗿🗿Tjena Angelo🗿🗿
🖐🏻🖐🏻Mitt namn är Yoshikage Kira 🖐🏻🖐🏻
👊🏻Åra Åra👊🏻Åra Åra👊🏻Åra Åra👊🏻Åra Åra👊🏻Åra Åra👊🏻Åra Åra👊🏻Åra Åra👊🏻
Ja men nä men skämt åsido så känns det lite som att de slängde in låtarna på måfå
Soft Cell
1/5
Wow
I truly was born in the wrong generation
If i was my parents age, my life would have been so much easier
I would just have had to make one kinda good song and think too highly of myself
And I would have been famous
That's crazy
George Stamatiadis >>>>>
Jesus fucking Christ I'm only halfway through the album 💀 I can see why non-stop is in the title
Dr. John
3/5
🐷 Gris gris potatispolis 🐷
Wow, a shameless Aqua ripoff, classy.
Time to make some gumbo
Quicksilver Messenger Service
3/5
"Hey sarge, you better come take a look at this."
"What? Why does all the songs have similar names?!"
"I got a bad feeling about this..."
...
"Hey, Bass player! Get back here now! That's an order, soldier!"
"He's not listening, Sarge. He seems to be in his own world."
"Get back here right now or I'll... hey! Guitar player! Where are you going?!"
...
"Finally back to your senses, huh? Now look where we ended up because of your insubordination! The depths of some dank cave!"
"We better be real quiet, Sarge. We don't know what could be hiding in the darkness."
"Alright soldiers, on me."
...
"Drummer, what's our status?"
"Shouldn't be too long now, Sarge. The air is quickly becoming clearer."
"Alright boys, good work so far. Let's keep it steady until we're out, heads on a swivel."
...
This album truly captures the feeling of playing rock, paper, scissors.
...
"Where are we, Sarge?"
"Out of that godforsaken cave, Guitar player. Other than that I have no idea. Drummer?"
"Not a clue, Sarge. I say we start heading west for now."
"Alright boys, you heard him."
...
"You alright, Guitar player?"
"Guitar player?"
"Put down that guitar, Guitar player."
""Put it down now, soldier! That's an order!"
...
"I can't believe it."
"We did what we had to, Bass player."
"I just can't believe Guitar player was one off them all along, Sarge."
"I don't think anyone of us could have known he was...
a Gothenburgian"
Yeah anyway this album is kinda cool, they could've played tighter though.
Dire Straits
4/5
Haru hört dom Dirrstass?
Me han Marknofflor?
Manifnaffing?
Haru hört dom?
Adele
1/5
Is it called 25 because that's how many years it feels like to listen through this bloated ass album?
They almost got me. I was pleasantly suprised by a couple of songs at the start of the album, but then the expected masturbatory ballad-shit started rolling in.
I can see why your average moron would love this album, they probably only listened to 4 tracks anyway.
Anyway I was not expecting much, and I was ultimately proven right.
I'm not a contrarian, I just have better taste in music than most people. Don't get it twisted.
Fleetwood Mac
2/5
What the fuck is wrong with this album?
Now don't get me wrong; I expected Fleetwood Mac to be over-glazed and mid, but I also expected consistently good musicianship.
Every song on this album sounds like a different group of people were bought into a studio with expectedly mixed results.
Tusk (the song) had some heavy Ewok energy, which is fun in an ironic way I guess. I have a feeling that wasn't what they were going for though.
This album was experimental? What was the experiment, making bad music?
But really, this is your goat?
Inconsistent vibes and drama?
That's crazy
5/5
Yeah I am a bit of a funky car bitch
Yeah I'm funking my funking brains out man
Billie Holiday
4/5
Övertygen har röstats.
Vokaljazzen har gillats.
Fint å sånt, bror.
En bror gillar när den violioliolej håller på gå in på typ den viva piñata bror, de e fett.
Det var också återfärskande med ett album som inte var för långt för sitt eget bästa, fet plus på det.
The KLF
3/5
The Who
4/5
My expectations are fuckass
The album is less fuckass than I thought
Boston
4/5
Zlatan half-approves
Nä men Zlatan tyckerr det ärr sjysst drrag å sånt asså
Anthrax
2/5
Thrash metal? More like Trash metal! hehehe
Big 4? More like big BORE! hihi
What the fuck are these mismatched vocals lmao
Kinda fits the super generic instrumentals and garbage lyrics tho
Beastie Boys
5/5
Goatanuma sample spotted
Cyndi Lauper
3/5
Her voice sounds like she's [REDACTED] while trying to sound like a [REDACTED] with a [REDACTED], truly ahead if her time.
[Insert sarcastic comment about liking Time After Time]
Yeah I think I might be checking out
Yeah nah I much prefer ska punk to ska pop
This honestly isn't that bad, it's a bit quirked up and suffers from the classic The-Worst-Songs-Are-The-Popular-Singles-Syndrome
3/5
Ah, we have finally made it to the Beatles.
According to current online music discourse I am not allowed to dislike this band as they influenced every other artist ever and invented literally every music genre.
Luckily for me I form my own opinions.
So let's see.
Damn this really went into some bing bing wahoo ass music
Belle & Sebastian
1/5
I'm not really feeling sinister with this one.
To me this feels more like a well made factory product than art.
Which is weird since it doesn't sound overproduced like you would expect from such music.
The shapes and colours are near perfect and the flaws are calculated, I'm sure that many people will not look behind the veil.
It's trying to be something that it is not.
The lyrics draw me in but leave me with nothing afterwards.
I guess it is a bit sinister in how it feels like a soulless mimic of a good album.
OutKast
4/5
Damn this album kinda long...
...what do you mean disc 1?!
Bruce Springsteen
2/5
Huge album for people who like braindead americana
Traffic
2/5
Gil Scott-Heron
4/5
The Notorious B.I.G.
4/5
Killing Joke
3/5
Arrested Development
3/5
I think I'm a little bit too white and non-christian to fully enjoy this album
Sepultura
4/5
COME TO BRAZIL!
This album is pretty cool, I would probably love it if I didn't have chronic thrash-chugging fatigue
Public Enemy
5/5
PEAKANUMA SAMPLE SPOTTED
BLACK EYED PEAK SAMPLE SPOTTED
The Adverts
3/5
Bruce Springsteen
1/5
Oh wow another Springsteen album, surely this one will be totally different from the others and finally make me like his music, right?
Wait holdup, Adam Raised a Cain is fire?
Ah, followed up by garbage, of course.
Ah, followed up by Springslop, of course.
Why did this album have to get my hopes up, even for a single song?
Huge album for people who like getting bait-and-switched.
Yes
4/5
Jojo reference yeah man
The Roots
4/5
The National
1/5
Well it's not butt rock, more like... cum rock?
Maybe they should have focused more on making good music than making artsy music.
This is music for hipsters who don't like or listen to music.
They also could have made a few different songs instead of the same song 11 times.
This has propably been the toughest listen so far, both the music and the lyrics are super pretentious and absolutely garbage at the same time.
Ohio skibidi bee rizz
Bob Dylan
4/5
Finally I get to listen to an entire album from the all time goat of playing the harmonica badly
Metallica
2/5
I understand how I liked this music when I was an edgy teenager, because it sure sounds like it was written by one
All I hear now is a group of semi-competent musicians making songs that overstay their welcome.
The Human League
1/5
It's not a good sign when the first song on an album bores me this much.
It'd not weird that people older than me dismiss all synth music on principle if this was what it sounded like when they grew up.
Actual garbage.
Putting the only half decent song at the end is a weird choice as well.
The Smiths
3/5
As a cool and epic meat eater I have to dislike this album on principle.
Nah animal rights are based.
Bob Dylan
3/5
N.W.A.
4/5
Jag hoppas det inte finns en galen djävel som kallas för iskub, det hade varit väldigt jobbigt...
ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅH NEEEJJJJJ!!
Jag har en känsla av att de här unga grabbarna hyser en gnutta agg mot konstapelarna.
Robert Wyatt
2/5
.......is this lolrandom rock?
Eclectic experimental music that sometimes hits and sometimes misses.
Lyrics crafted by a man not as clever as he believes, but with a few good parts often quickly ruined.
The vocal performance is pretty shit tho, innit?
You can really hear how many different artists were involved in making the album. Too many cooks spoils the shoup or whatever.
At least the production is competent.
Kacey Musgraves
1/5
Instead of wasting words on this, let's just summarize: this is disgusting radio pop garbage and I hate it
Nononononono aint no way I'm sitting through a fucking ballad after that shit fucking album fuck off
Air
4/5
Huh? You want me to listen to Air? I hear the wind like all the time bro.
What? Moon Safari? Yeah I guess the moon is pretty far man.
The Saints
3/5
The Beta Band
3/5
ABBA
4/5
!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪SVERIGEEEE🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁KOM IGEN ABBA!!🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁SPELA NÅGRA RIKTIGA DÄNGOR!!🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
Super Furry Animals
3/5
I really wish this album wasn't afraid of the more experimental and interesting stuff it has going on.
Ms. Dynamite
3/5
Jamaican jazz cat be like "Ja man"
I love mystery dungeon
The Prodigy
4/5
the proddler
Radiohead
5/5
Mineycrafta
First we Kid, then we A
Grant Lee Buffalo
2/5
Another album that pissed me off with its mediocrity
Primal Scream
3/5
Joy Division
4/5
4/5
Soft Machine
3/5
The Vines
3/5
Linkin Park
5/5
Damn, back to my childhood we go
Yeah, this is still gas
Big Brother & The Holding Company
4/5
Supertramp
3/5
Radiohead
5/5
Daft Punk
5/5
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I love this album man
George Jones
4/5
Damn, bro is sliding all over the place man.
This album is beautiful, like two men kissing (on the lips), that's beautiful.
Stephen Stills
4/5
Shit asså, jag har aldrig hört gubbstöncore innan. Ganska baserat ändån
Nick Drake
3/5
For being the exact type of music I don't usually like, this isn't that bad.
Pulp
1/5
Tfw I am an awesome cool rockstar and I have le epic (and sometimes even consensual) sex.
Britpop? More like SHITpop amirite?
Santana
3/5
Yeah I'm not really feeling this one for some reason.
Alanis Morissette
4/5
Mouth gangster type shit
She lowkey goin apemode in this bih
Duke Ellington
3/5
It's aight man
Nitin Sawhney
4/5
Dang
Iron Maiden
5/5
Yeah baby
Muddy Waters
4/5
Oasis
1/5
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Harry Nilsson
3/5
Damn, Ken Lee into Tarantino is one hell of a one-two punch man
Black Sabbath
3/5
Me when im trying to remember the title of Black Sabbaths fourth album
On some normie type shit
Too many drugs I guess
Rest in peace, Prince of Darkness
Arctic Monkeys
2/5
Maybe I could enjoy this album more if the title was longer, because right now I feel it's a bit short.
And also if music could also be a bit more generic it would please me greatly.
Elliott Smith
2/5
Gene Clark
1/5
Jesus fucking christ
The Cure
4/5
Emmylou Harris
3/5
Arcade Fire
3/5
Talking Heads
5/5
vad i fanvete det svänger ju!
The Residents
4/5
"I am gooning to constantinople"? What is bro saying?
Damn is this how I find out my goat Bach is dead? Shit sucks man, he would've loved 100 gecs.
The music really is pretty interesting, they should just have toned down the vocal manipulation and I bet it would go really hard.
Except on Birthday Boy that song is perfect
Travis
1/5
Is it really that hard to not make rock boring as hell?
Jesus fuck this album is pissing me off
Oh wow now they're trying to be lolrandom just run me a bath man (in a nemzian sense)
Oh? A Wonderwall reference? Shit begets shit I guess
The Chemical Brothers
5/5
Giga big funky start
Giga big funky continue
LEGO RACERS 2 MENTIONED!!!
We're so back
Bob Marley & The Wailers
4/5
Metallica
1/5
The more Metallica I hear nowadays, the more confused I am about how I could like this band as a teenager. Not only are their songs really uninspired but also vastly overstay their welcome.
Orange Juice
3/5
Pixies
4/5
Bob Dylan
4/5
Damn, Punished Dylan
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
5/5
The Undertones
4/5
Wu-Tang Clan
5/5
Album type shit
Bob Marley & The Wailers
4/5
Tori Amos
3/5
Stevie Wonder
3/5
The Incredible String Band
1/5
I love bad mixing
mfw every rhyme is an emergency rhyme
This album would be funny and pretty good if they weren't serious, I've heard artist trying to be bad on purpose sing and play better.
This album could probably be used effectively as anti-drug propaganda
Marvin Gaye
5/5
This album really was made two decades ahead of its time
Sabu
4/5
Holy shit bro ulted on the second song
That's crazy
The Band
4/5
Hüsker Dü
3/5
Röyksopp
4/5
Yeah baby I'm playin SSX3 baby I'm in the zone baby
Coldplay
2/5
Too much CUCK PIANO!
Kate Bush
5/5
Don't get it twisted: I only ever watched season 1 of Stranger Things
Mouth type shit
....vad fan händer?
Nä men fan vad trevligt asså, plus lite tyska på det. Wow!
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
4/5
King Crimson if they made good music post In The Court...
....wait a minute
Le Tigre
5/5
Le epic The Trial reference spotted!
Television
4/5
Queens Of The Stone Age
4/5
The Cars
3/5
Pillar type man type boomer type rock type shit
Emmylou Harris
2/5
Pink Floyd
4/5
Another one of the big ones.
I gueds it was pretty good
Various Artists
1/5
Yowza wowza!
A christmas gift from my favorite murderer of all time?
Gee golly, I sure do love christmas music!
Little Richard
3/5
Damn, bro really hits the big booty bitches "Wooooo!"
Afrika Bambaataa
3/5
RATM reference?
David Bowie
3/5
Harrison Ford
Bro goin crazy on da pianer
Bro goin nuts on der saxerfone
The Smashing Pumpkins
5/5
FOR TWO HOURS!
Two good ass hours
Rod Stewart
2/5
The Gun Club
2/5
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
3/5
Shit asså, han startar med en episk Bob Hund referens.
Hade lätt kunnat få högre poäng med mindre pianorunkande.
Dire Straits
4/5
Sugar
3/5
Sinead O'Connor
2/5
I'm not really getting anything out of this album
Louis Prima
4/5
Björk
3/5
As far as gimmick albums go, this isn't too bad.
Madonna
4/5
Pvetor griffoni? Flamby guye?
Creedence Clearwater Revival
4/5
Pearl Jam
5/5
Pretenders
3/5
Milton Nascimento
3/5
My album long.
My spanish portuguese.
AC/DC
3/5
Yeah man this sure is AC/DC
Elton John
5/5
Joan Baez
2/5
Lite konstigt att kalla sig Johan Bajs..... men men
Elvis Costello & The Attractions
3/5
Rage Against The Machine
5/5
Me when I see AI-generated art or music
System Of A Down
5/5
One of my favorite albums of all time
4/5
Bill Evans Trio
4/5
Van Halen
3/5
Start mouth
Cat Stevens
3/5
The Police
3/5
People who dislike Mother are weak in both mind and character
The Clash
4/5
Moby Grape
2/5
The Cure
5/5
The Smiths
3/5
Derek & The Dominos
3/5
META: I Have Had A Spiritual Revelation
Joanna Newsom
5/5
Yes
3/5
Ella Fitzgerald
3/5
Yeah man that sure was Ella Fitzgerald singing an entire jazz songbook
The Youngbloods
2/5
Klaxons
2/5
Near future generic rock music slop
The Temptations
3/5
Tom Waits
4/5
Bad Company
2/5
Hole
5/5
Radiohead
4/5
Sparks
3/5
Hawkwind
3/5
When I'm in a selecting unnecessarily long albums contest and my opponent is Robert Dimery
Deep Purple
3/5
Rush
5/5
The Darkness
4/5
Black Flag
4/5
Death Grips mentioned
Beatles
2/5
Finally we're here, the album that invented literally every genre of music.
The band that every single artist, living or dead, got 110% of their inspiration from.
The objectively best album of the past, present, and future.
And four songs in I really have to say...
...it's kinda mid tbh.
Damn Her Majesty really tied the whole album together
Lana Del Rey
2/5
Damn this album really had like 10 seconds of exciting music.
Pink Floyd
5/5
David Bowie
3/5
1/5
I unironically think I'm too intelligent to listen to Oasis.
I'm willing to suffer through a lot of bad music, but ain't no way I'm willingly listening to wonderwall
Simon & Garfunkel
3/5
Alright this album started out pretty good.
But then they made fun of my harmonica-goat Bob Dylan and that is not okay man
Grizzly Bear
1/5
SMALL FUZZY BAND
ROCK OF CUM IN TOILET
SLOPPY DRUMS PERFORMING REPEAT
FLEE AT FIRST SIGN OF PLAYING
Nine Inch Nails
5/5
An album that has undoubtedly influenced a lot of music that I love.
A true masterpiece
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
4/5
Common
2/5
Sloprap
The Smashing Pumpkins
4/5
Roxy Music
3/5
I can see how Eno has been so influential if this is what he was doing all the way back in 72.
I feel like the lyrics and singing are really holding the album back.
Sly & The Family Stone
3/5
Adele
1/5
It's shit, garbage, awful, meaningless.
And for some reason she mispronounces a lot of words.
Beatles
2/5
Mid-off shadowboxing
Sepultura
4/5
People disliking this album are weak of spirit and character
Can
4/5
Yeah I don't know man but it was pretty cool I guess
Willie Nelson
2/5
What I really like in an album is someone singing a bunch of boring songs others have sung before.
Conceptually this album deserves less than 1/5
Aimee Mann
2/5
The book of cinder? Unlikely
Paul Weller
2/5
This album is like 50% pretty cool and 50% boring slop
Carole King
2/5
I find it quite incredible
that this album I don't remember ever hearing of
that apparently is a huge success
that has inspired many artists
is so mediocrely performed (especially King's singing)
and uninteresting to listen to
R.E.M.
4/5
mouth gang
I was afraid this was just gonna be another overrated boomer rock album but this is kinda sick
The 13th Floor Elevators
3/5
Mj Cole
3/5
The Rolling Stones
2/5
Va fan heter skiten "1001 Albums you must hear before you die" eller heter den "1001 Albums with one good single you must hear before you die" mannen kom igen.
Och så slutar albumet med en 11 minuter lång låt som kunde varit 2, jag visste inte att det var från denna låt Metallica fick sin inspiration.
Aerosmith
2/5
Dennis Wilson
3/5
It's really sad that one half of this album is excellent, and the other half is boring slowrockslop.
Bee Gees
2/5
Abandoning the concept part of a concept album?
-10,000 social credits!
James Brown
3/5
I'm more of a fan of his Deep Funk stuff... and of course his shotgun antics too
Stereolab
3/5
The Cure
4/5
Jorge Ben Jor
4/5
ABBA
4/5
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The Stranglers
4/5
Are these guys stupid?? I'm pretty sure peaches don't grow at the beach....
Marilyn Manson
4/5
Ignoring the creepy elephant in the room
This album should be exactly the kind of music I love, and I mostly do like it, but it feels bogged down a bit by length and a lot by cringe nihilism edginess
Also bro mentoined his ribs 💀
R.E.M.
3/5
Alright so I'm currently 4 tracks in... is every song on this album going to be this repetitive?
Well kinda.
I'm usually a debut album kinda guy but this was just ok.
Dexys Midnight Runners
3/5
Janet Jackson
4/5
Rhythm Nation?? moren like LIBERALthm WOKEtion!!
The only album so far where that stereotypical 80s sound didn't annoy me, big W
Wilco
3/5
Dang this album was better when it went plinki plonk and ooouuuuummhh instead of doo doo doo
I can't decide if I like or hate the singers voice
I guess lightly sprinkling some interesting experimental elements over generic rockslop makes something "artrock" and "one of the greatest albums of the 2000s" lmao
Nah it's too late for more plinki plonk and ooouuuuummhh the album is over dumbass
The Mothers Of Invention
3/5
bazinga
Brian Wilson
2/5
......why am I suddenly at the farm?
Nah that took me completely out if it. I was about to say "Very nice" between two bites of music but it's joever unfortunately.
Was this album made for children? Sure feels like it.
Leftfield
4/5
I'm trying to figure out how this album is woke...
Stevie Wonder
5/5
SSX 3 mentioned!
Queen Latifah
4/5
Burning Spear
3/5
Billy Joel
4/5
Mouth
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The Go-Betweens
2/5
"I want you so much I could bust" is a very funny choice of words now 40 years later.
Unfortunately that seems to have been the high point of this albums lyrics. I find ClownCore lyrics more interesting than this
My Bloody Valentine
4/5
Ray Price
3/5
The Band
3/5
Fleetwood Mac
4/5
MAI WAIF!
B.B. King
4/5
The Beach Boys
3/5
Michael von Zaki reference spotted!
Cheap Trick
3/5
Kendrick Lamar
5/5
Damn
Tears For Fears
3/5
Mouth gang once again
The Allman Brothers Band
3/5
The Allman Brothers? Yeah I guess they would be, or they'd be sisters.
Bro really snuck in a christmas song and thought I wouldn't notice
Doves
4/5
So uh... why did they decide to make a worse version of Moonchild instead of a cover?
Public Image Ltd.
4/5
Gorillaz
4/5
Gorillaz because the bass makes me go ape-mode
Astrud Gilberto
2/5
Imitating an ambulance siren into parade marching music is a crazy transition.
But to be fair that siren imitation is probably her strongest vocal performance on the album. Yep, she is unironically being singmogged by a child.
Meat Loaf
4/5
Despite all my shell I am still just a bat out of hell
Michael Kiwanuka
4/5
Songhoy Blues
4/5
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
4/5
this is what all music should sound like
Kanye West
2/5
Black Skinhead huh? Me when the movie uses subtle foreshadowing.
This album really is a product of the modern music industry, 10 people working on a song just for the end product to be some mid bars over a Temu Clipping beat.
Blood on the leaves really got that baby's first day in FL Studio type beat.
Bob Dylan
4/5
Guided By Voices
3/5
Low Fidelity music? I'd rather be listening to Yo-ho Fiddle-di-dee music ye savvy what me be sayin', mateys?
Happy Mondays
1/5
More British slop? Oh, you shouldn't have!
Gang Starr
2/5
It's interesting that every beat starts off really good but quickly overstay their welcome with few switch-ups or breaks. Especially considering the tracks aren't particularly long.
That in combination with Guru's unenthusiastic delivery means I'm not really impressed by this album.
Talking Heads
4/5
Slipknot
5/5
Slipsknut gäng, res er upp.
Yeah this album is pretty sic. But I liked them better when they were making songs about furries or whatever.
Simply Red
2/5
80sSlop.wav
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
2/5
Oooh aaah, I see there's a distict lack of percussion on half the album.
That will unfortunately be 1 point taken off of the final score.
Better luck next time, Mister Young and Misters Horse.
Thelonious Monk
4/5
Yeah man
This is giving me heavy Mario Kart vibes
Are monks even allowed to play jazz? I know for a fact they're not allowed to do heroin...
4/5
The Pretty Things
4/5
The Beatles if they were good
Portishead
5/5
Les Rythmes Digitales
4/5
Omg these lyrics are so repetitive!
Is what I would say if I was stupid and didn't understand music
Ali Farka Touré
3/5
Too bad this album ended up being really ssmey, it started off really good.
The Flaming Lips
2/5
Josuck >>> Jochime
I concur, indeed, that the second is greater than the first.
Infection by boring diagnosed.
Laughter echoing from mine own placement in the chamber of observation, notwithd.
Stange creatures crawling forth from other than the lake of Hali brings forth shallow observations of mortality and the unknown.
Lyrically, ignoramuscient insultation of both the artful and the knowledgeable.
Sungd praises from unfathomable amalgamations of those made whole by the weed, and those described by the last character gazing in a mirror.
Sonically uninteresting, resting between the worst of tintinnabulationary guitar masturbation and uninspired use of base electronic assets.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
3/5
SAHINDEWAINDERBAH
Well we made it two songs without the Kiedler singing about his favorite subject (underage girls)
Public Enemy
4/5
PEAKANUMA SAMPLE SAMPLE SPOTTED!!!
PEAKANUMA SAMPLE SPOTTED!!!!
Not a single "Yeah boy"? -1 score
Don McLean
1/5
This album is a great litmus test.
It has one great, if overplayed, song at the very start while the rest of the album is uninteresting and boring, to put it lightly.
So you can tell by someones review if they are actually considering the entire album or only thinking of the one good song they've actually heard before and ignoring the rest.
American Pie should probably be included in 1001 SONGS you must hear before you die, not albums.
MGMT
4/5
Hot Chip
4/5
Basement Jaxx at home:
The Bees
2/5
The first half of this album kicks ass
The second half of this album sucks ass
The Go-Go's
3/5
Def Leppard
2/5
Why is this album 1 hour long?
Bonnie Raitt
1/5
Bonnie Raitt? More like Bonnie WRONG!!
Alright after a few songs I'm once again changing her name, this time to Boring Wrong.
I think it actually takes quite a bit of... the opposite of talent, to create music this boring and generic. In a better world, this album would have been forgotten a couple years after release.
I don't think I've ever experienced an album being so bland that it faded into background noise and I completely forgot I was listening to it. Impressive.
You might think I'm joking but i genuinely don't remember anything from somewhere around halfway through the album to the last song lmao.
Mudhoney
4/5
Led Zeppelin
5/5
Led Zeppelin? Led where?
Sometimes life is mysterious, like the fact that I randomly thought about Whole Lotta Love yesterday, which never happens normally, and now this album shows up
Khaled
2/5
It's just shtty radio pop from a different culture. Makes sense there's a cover of the most over-glazed song in existence.
Herbie Hancock
4/5
DJ Shadow
5/5
The Lemonheads
4/5
Contemporary well produced pop rock album, 1960/70s: People would be tripping over themselves to glaze it.
Contemporary well produced pop rock album, 1990s: Boring, Meh, Uninspired, Soulless.
People really have no own opinions or principles.
Spiritualized
2/5
kinda cool sound but 0 variety