1001 Albums Summary

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386
Albums Rated
3.24
Average Rating
35%
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703 albums remaining

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45
5-Star Albums
29
1-Star Albums

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You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Slipknot
Slipknot
5 2.68 +2.32
Ys
Joanna Newsom
5 2.79 +2.21
My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts
Brian Eno
5 2.79 +2.21
Live / Dead
Grateful Dead
5 2.81 +2.19
E.V.O.L.
Sonic Youth
5 2.9 +2.1
Ghosteen
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
5 2.95 +2.05
Music From The Penguin Cafe
Penguin Cafe Orchestra
5 3.02 +1.98
Duck Stab/Buster & Glen
The Residents
4 2.04 +1.96
Dig Your Own Hole
The Chemical Brothers
5 3.1 +1.9
Third
Portishead
5 3.13 +1.87

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
(What's The Story) Morning Glory
Oasis
1 3.86 -2.86
Appetite For Destruction
Guns N' Roses
1 3.7 -2.7
21
Adele
1 3.69 -2.69
Definitely Maybe
Oasis
1 3.54 -2.54
Abbey Road
Beatles
2 4.45 -2.45
Darkness on the Edge of Town
Bruce Springsteen
1 3.42 -2.42
Different Class
Pulp
1 3.42 -2.42
...And Justice For All
Metallica
1 3.41 -2.41
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kanye West
1 3.4 -2.4
25
Adele
1 3.37 -2.37

Artists

Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Radiohead 3 4.67
Iron Maiden 2 5
Portishead 2 5
Black Sabbath 3 4.33
The Cure 3 4.33
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds 3 4.33

Least Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Adele 2 1
Oasis 2 1
Bruce Springsteen 3 1.67
Pulp 2 1.5
Metallica 2 1.5
Gene Clark 2 1.5
Kanye West 2 1.5

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High Violet by The National

Well it's not butt rock, more like... cum rock? Maybe they should have focused more on making good music than making artsy music. This is music for hipsters who don't like or listen to music. They also could have made a few different songs instead of the same song 11 times. This has propably been the toughest listen so far, both the music and the lyrics are super pretentious and absolutely garbage at the same time. Ohio skibidi bee rizz

Melody A.M. by Röyksopp

Yeah baby I'm playin SSX3 baby I'm in the zone baby

Space Ritual by Hawkwind

When I'm in a selecting unnecessarily long albums contest and my opponent is Robert Dimery

Darkdancer by Les Rythmes Digitales

Omg these lyrics are so repetitive! Is what I would say if I was stupid and didn't understand music

Ray Of Light by Madonna

Pvetor griffoni? Flamby guye?

1-Star Albums (29)

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The Stone Roses by The Stone Roses
Jul 22 2025

We can vibe with this lads Galet hur bra första låten var å sen blev det skit Resurrection var lite bättre iaf

The Köln Concert by Keith Jarrett
Jul 23 2025

Pianorunkar'n, back on the beat! Good performance Bra inlevelse 20 mins in doesn't feel that jazzy Förstår och respekterar vad han gör men resultatet är ganska tråkigt

Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath
Jul 24 2025

One of my favorite albums of all time and my #1 favorite album featuring misheard lyrics. A legendary album for many reasons, few albums have influenced music as much. Even as it ended up birthing an entire genre of music, its heavy blues influences makes sure it will forever stay one of a kind. Rest in peace, Prince of Darkness

Sign 'O' The Times by Prince
Jul 25 2025

Me when I live in the 80's Bigly Start Oh no Prince is horny on main! nah jk he's cool Oh no Prince is horny on alt! nah jk she's cool

Machine Head by Deep Purple
Jul 26 2025

Hell yeah We Love To Ride mentioned! Detta är jag när jag tar hojen ut på motorvägen en söndagsmorgon Yeah okay I already know how to play this riff get some new material This album is low key ape-mode coded Damn how he reading the lyrics if he blind??

The Atomic Mr Basie by Count Basie & His Orchestra
Jul 27 2025

No wonder they call him atomic with all this trumpet blasting Yeah this some good shit

Arc Of A Diver by Steve Winwood
Jul 28 2025

Detta är vad vi i orten kallar för kontemporär kukmusik. en liten rolig synt, ändrar inte på din situation. Me when I'm in a mid vocals competition and my opponent is Steve Winwood -> (<:O) Me when I'm in a boring lyrics competition and my opponent is Steve Winwood -> (<:O) Me when I'm in a bad mixing competition and my opponent is Steve Winwood -> (<:O) Me when I'm in a shitty outro competition and my opponent is Steve Winwood -> (<:O)

At Folsom Prison by Johnny Cash
Jul 29 2025

When I was just a baby My mama told me "Son don't you go to prison, or you might hear one if the most legendary album recordings live" And I replied like "Goo goo ga ga" or some shit I don't even live in the US Anyway this man had crazy aura

E.V.O.L. by Sonic Youth
Jul 30 2025

The Gooseler? The Switchler? We museum up in this bih? Yeah this is right up my alley (except alley is pronounced the weird way Winneke does on Science Police)

Who's Next by The Who
Jul 31 2025

De e ju den med den där du vet när det bara "blippibluppiblablibleblappi" i typ en timme bror ju If this album was a MtG deck it would be generic midrange Wow this album really only had the first song huh? Music was better back in the day btw People who like ballads should be lobotomized Alright yeehow beep beep was kinda based tho Damn, when Limp Bizkit clears you you should know you're cooked Alright slight recovery made Heheheh tfw im a cool rockstar and have le epic sex amirite?

Nothing's Shocking by Jane's Addiction
Aug 01 2025

DEATH GRIPS MENDTIONED!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️💀💀🍆🍆 This really is just RATM for hippies huh? Based tbh Damn why they write a song about me? (I am a hog in harmony)

Live / Dead by Grateful Dead
Aug 04 2025

The Jamler This album is really fucking cool

Pearl by Janis Joplin
Aug 11 2025
Born In The U.S.A. by Bruce Springsteen
Aug 12 2025

Huge album for people who like boring music

Aug 13 2025

Vad i helvete detta är ju inte ens punk för fan! Falsk marknadsföring, anmäler till konsumentverket

Close To You by Carpenters
Aug 14 2025

This is a really great start (sarcastic) Jag är glad att musik var bättre förr i tiden annars hade jag suttit och lidit just nu (sarkastiskt) Another single, another W for Neil Ciciregas Mouth albums

1999 by Prince
Aug 16 2025
Ágætis Byrjun by Sigur Rós
Aug 17 2025

Real hog crankers get mellow with this one

Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Aug 18 2025
Guero by Beck
Aug 23 2025

Yes, fellas

Skylarking by XTC
Aug 28 2025

crazy that a shitty album from 1972 came out in 1986

Get Behind Me Satan by The White Stripes
Aug 29 2025

Is this really gonna be another album where the first song is a giga rager and the rest is abyssmal dogshit? Well not abyssmal dogshit but not good I guess

Truth by Jeff Beck
Aug 31 2025
Paranoid by Black Sabbath
Sep 04 2025

Fairies in Boots clears most other albums by itself Not to mention War Pigs Rest in peace, Prince of Darkness

Red Headed Stranger by Willie Nelson
Sep 05 2025

The Nelsler Damn he really played the same two songs six times Can I sleep in your arms tonight? I sure hope so this song makin a gangsta eepy

You Want It Darker by Leonard Cohen
Sep 06 2025

!! INSTANT RAPTURE !! Fan att vi skulle ha lökhackande ninjor på jobbet just idag också

Sep 07 2025

yeah man I'm not a talking type guy but this is talking the talk and shit, man.

The Sun Rises In The East by Jeru The Damaja
Sep 08 2025

Goo ass straight boom bap with just a light sprinkle of misogyny? Yeah man I'll take it I guess

Sep 09 2025

‼️‼️ Herrejösses!!! Är detta en Jojosbisarraäventyr del 4 referens??? ‼️‼️ 💀💀Detta är mitt stånd, Mördardrottning!!! 💀💀 Brant Hjärtattack!!💀💀 🗿🗿Tjena Angelo🗿🗿Tjena Angelo🗿🗿Tjena Angelo🗿🗿Tjena Angelo🗿🗿 🖐🏻🖐🏻Mitt namn är Yoshikage Kira 🖐🏻🖐🏻 👊🏻Åra Åra👊🏻Åra Åra👊🏻Åra Åra👊🏻Åra Åra👊🏻Åra Åra👊🏻Åra Åra👊🏻Åra Åra👊🏻 Ja men nä men skämt åsido så känns det lite som att de slängde in låtarna på måfå

Sep 10 2025

Wow I truly was born in the wrong generation If i was my parents age, my life would have been so much easier I would just have had to make one kinda good song and think too highly of myself And I would have been famous That's crazy George Stamatiadis >>>>> Jesus fucking Christ I'm only halfway through the album 💀 I can see why non-stop is in the title

Gris Gris by Dr. John
Sep 11 2025

🐷 Gris gris potatispolis 🐷 Wow, a shameless Aqua ripoff, classy. Time to make some gumbo

Happy Trails by Quicksilver Messenger Service
Sep 12 2025

"Hey sarge, you better come take a look at this." "What? Why does all the songs have similar names?!" "I got a bad feeling about this..." ... "Hey, Bass player! Get back here now! That's an order, soldier!" "He's not listening, Sarge. He seems to be in his own world." "Get back here right now or I'll... hey! Guitar player! Where are you going?!" ... "Finally back to your senses, huh? Now look where we ended up because of your insubordination! The depths of some dank cave!" "We better be real quiet, Sarge. We don't know what could be hiding in the darkness." "Alright soldiers, on me." ... "Drummer, what's our status?" "Shouldn't be too long now, Sarge. The air is quickly becoming clearer." "Alright boys, good work so far. Let's keep it steady until we're out, heads on a swivel." ... This album truly captures the feeling of playing rock, paper, scissors. ... "Where are we, Sarge?" "Out of that godforsaken cave, Guitar player. Other than that I have no idea. Drummer?" "Not a clue, Sarge. I say we start heading west for now." "Alright boys, you heard him." ... "You alright, Guitar player?" "Guitar player?" "Put down that guitar, Guitar player." ""Put it down now, soldier! That's an order!" ... "I can't believe it." "We did what we had to, Bass player." "I just can't believe Guitar player was one off them all along, Sarge." "I don't think anyone of us could have known he was... a Gothenburgian" Yeah anyway this album is kinda cool, they could've played tighter though.

Brothers In Arms by Dire Straits
Sep 13 2025

Haru hört dom Dirrstass? Me han Marknofflor? Manifnaffing? Haru hört dom?

25 by Adele
Sep 14 2025

Is it called 25 because that's how many years it feels like to listen through this bloated ass album? They almost got me. I was pleasantly suprised by a couple of songs at the start of the album, but then the expected masturbatory ballad-shit started rolling in. I can see why your average moron would love this album, they probably only listened to 4 tracks anyway. Anyway I was not expecting much, and I was ultimately proven right. I'm not a contrarian, I just have better taste in music than most people. Don't get it twisted.

Tusk by Fleetwood Mac
Sep 15 2025

What the fuck is wrong with this album? Now don't get me wrong; I expected Fleetwood Mac to be over-glazed and mid, but I also expected consistently good musicianship. Every song on this album sounds like a different group of people were bought into a studio with expectedly mixed results. Tusk (the song) had some heavy Ewok energy, which is fun in an ironic way I guess. I have a feeling that wasn't what they were going for though. This album was experimental? What was the experiment, making bad music? But really, this is your goat? Inconsistent vibes and drama? That's crazy

Sep 16 2025

Yeah I am a bit of a funky car bitch Yeah I'm funking my funking brains out man

Lady In Satin by Billie Holiday
Sep 17 2025

Övertygen har röstats. Vokaljazzen har gillats. Fint å sånt, bror. En bror gillar när den violioliolej håller på gå in på typ den viva piñata bror, de e fett. Det var också återfärskande med ett album som inte var för långt för sitt eget bästa, fet plus på det.

Live At Leeds by The Who
Sep 19 2025

My expectations are fuckass The album is less fuckass than I thought

Boston by Boston
Sep 20 2025

Zlatan half-approves Nä men Zlatan tyckerr det ärr sjysst drrag å sånt asså

Among The Living by Anthrax
Sep 21 2025

Thrash metal? More like Trash metal! hehehe Big 4? More like big BORE! hihi What the fuck are these mismatched vocals lmao Kinda fits the super generic instrumentals and garbage lyrics tho

She's So Unusual by Cyndi Lauper
Sep 23 2025

Her voice sounds like she's [REDACTED] while trying to sound like a [REDACTED] with a [REDACTED], truly ahead if her time. [Insert sarcastic comment about liking Time After Time] Yeah I think I might be checking out Yeah nah I much prefer ska punk to ska pop This honestly isn't that bad, it's a bit quirked up and suffers from the classic The-Worst-Songs-Are-The-Popular-Singles-Syndrome

Sep 24 2025

Ah, we have finally made it to the Beatles. According to current online music discourse I am not allowed to dislike this band as they influenced every other artist ever and invented literally every music genre. Luckily for me I form my own opinions. So let's see. Damn this really went into some bing bing wahoo ass music

If You're Feeling Sinister by Belle & Sebastian
Sep 25 2025

I'm not really feeling sinister with this one. To me this feels more like a well made factory product than art. Which is weird since it doesn't sound overproduced like you would expect from such music. The shapes and colours are near perfect and the flaws are calculated, I'm sure that many people will not look behind the veil. It's trying to be something that it is not. The lyrics draw me in but leave me with nothing afterwards. I guess it is a bit sinister in how it feels like a soulless mimic of a good album.

Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen
Sep 27 2025

Huge album for people who like braindead americana

Arise by Sepultura
Oct 03 2025

COME TO BRAZIL! This album is pretty cool, I would probably love it if I didn't have chronic thrash-chugging fatigue

Darkness on the Edge of Town by Bruce Springsteen
Oct 06 2025

Oh wow another Springsteen album, surely this one will be totally different from the others and finally make me like his music, right? Wait holdup, Adam Raised a Cain is fire? Ah, followed up by garbage, of course. Ah, followed up by Springslop, of course. Why did this album have to get my hopes up, even for a single song? Huge album for people who like getting bait-and-switched.

Fragile by Yes
Oct 07 2025

Jojo reference yeah man

High Violet by The National
Oct 09 2025

Well it's not butt rock, more like... cum rock? Maybe they should have focused more on making good music than making artsy music. This is music for hipsters who don't like or listen to music. They also could have made a few different songs instead of the same song 11 times. This has propably been the toughest listen so far, both the music and the lyrics are super pretentious and absolutely garbage at the same time. Ohio skibidi bee rizz

Blonde On Blonde by Bob Dylan
Oct 10 2025

Finally I get to listen to an entire album from the all time goat of playing the harmonica badly

Master Of Puppets by Metallica
Oct 11 2025

I understand how I liked this music when I was an edgy teenager, because it sure sounds like it was written by one All I hear now is a group of semi-competent musicians making songs that overstay their welcome.

Dare! by The Human League
Oct 12 2025

It's not a good sign when the first song on an album bores me this much. It'd not weird that people older than me dismiss all synth music on principle if this was what it sounded like when they grew up. Actual garbage. Putting the only half decent song at the end is a weird choice as well.

Meat Is Murder by The Smiths
Oct 13 2025

As a cool and epic meat eater I have to dislike this album on principle. Nah animal rights are based.

Oct 15 2025

Jag hoppas det inte finns en galen djävel som kallas för iskub, det hade varit väldigt jobbigt... ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅH NEEEJJJJJ!! Jag har en känsla av att de här unga grabbarna hyser en gnutta agg mot konstapelarna.

Shleep by Robert Wyatt
Oct 16 2025

.......is this lolrandom rock? Eclectic experimental music that sometimes hits and sometimes misses. Lyrics crafted by a man not as clever as he believes, but with a few good parts often quickly ruined. The vocal performance is pretty shit tho, innit? You can really hear how many different artists were involved in making the album. Too many cooks spoils the shoup or whatever. At least the production is competent.

Golden Hour by Kacey Musgraves
Oct 17 2025

Instead of wasting words on this, let's just summarize: this is disgusting radio pop garbage and I hate it Nononononono aint no way I'm sitting through a fucking ballad after that shit fucking album fuck off

Moon Safari by Air
Oct 18 2025

Huh? You want me to listen to Air? I hear the wind like all the time bro. What? Moon Safari? Yeah I guess the moon is pretty far man.

Arrival by ABBA
Oct 21 2025

!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪SVERIGEEEE🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁KOM IGEN ABBA!!🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁SPELA NÅGRA RIKTIGA DÄNGOR!!🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Rings Around The World by Super Furry Animals
Oct 22 2025

I really wish this album wasn't afraid of the more experimental and interesting stuff it has going on.

A Little Deeper by Ms. Dynamite
Oct 23 2025

Jamaican jazz cat be like "Ja man" I love mystery dungeon

Kid A by Radiohead
Oct 25 2025

Mineycrafta First we Kid, then we A

Fuzzy by Grant Lee Buffalo
Oct 26 2025

Another album that pissed me off with its mediocrity

Third by Soft Machine
Oct 30 2025
Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park
Nov 01 2025

Damn, back to my childhood we go Yeah, this is still gas

Homework by Daft Punk
Nov 05 2025

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The Grand Tour by George Jones
Nov 06 2025

Damn, bro is sliding all over the place man. This album is beautiful, like two men kissing (on the lips), that's beautiful.

Stephen Stills by Stephen Stills
Nov 07 2025

Shit asså, jag har aldrig hört gubbstöncore innan. Ganska baserat ändån

Five Leaves Left by Nick Drake
Nov 08 2025

For being the exact type of music I don't usually like, this isn't that bad.

Different Class by Pulp
Nov 09 2025

Tfw I am an awesome cool rockstar and I have le epic (and sometimes even consensual) sex. Britpop? More like SHITpop amirite?

Abraxas by Santana
Nov 10 2025

Yeah I'm not really feeling this one for some reason.

Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette
Nov 11 2025

Mouth gangster type shit She lowkey goin apemode in this bih

Definitely Maybe by Oasis
Nov 16 2025

.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................wait a minute, I hate Oasis!

Nilsson Schmilsson by Harry Nilsson
Nov 17 2025

Damn, Ken Lee into Tarantino is one hell of a one-two punch man

Vol. 4 by Black Sabbath
Nov 18 2025

Me when im trying to remember the title of Black Sabbaths fourth album On some normie type shit Too many drugs I guess Rest in peace, Prince of Darkness

Nov 19 2025

Maybe I could enjoy this album more if the title was longer, because right now I feel it's a bit short. And also if music could also be a bit more generic it would please me greatly.

White Light by Gene Clark
Nov 21 2025

Jesus fucking christ

Remain In Light by Talking Heads
Nov 25 2025

vad i fanvete det svänger ju!

Duck Stab/Buster & Glen by The Residents
Nov 26 2025

"I am gooning to constantinople"? What is bro saying? Damn is this how I find out my goat Bach is dead? Shit sucks man, he would've loved 100 gecs. The music really is pretty interesting, they should just have toned down the vocal manipulation and I bet it would go really hard. Except on Birthday Boy that song is perfect

The Man Who by Travis
Nov 27 2025

Is it really that hard to not make rock boring as hell? Jesus fuck this album is pissing me off Oh wow now they're trying to be lolrandom just run me a bath man (in a nemzian sense) Oh? A Wonderwall reference? Shit begets shit I guess

Dig Your Own Hole by The Chemical Brothers
Nov 28 2025

Giga big funky start Giga big funky continue LEGO RACERS 2 MENTIONED!!! We're so back

Exodus by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Nov 29 2025
...And Justice For All by Metallica
Nov 30 2025

The more Metallica I hear nowadays, the more confused I am about how I could like this band as a teenager. Not only are their songs really uninspired but also vastly overstay their welcome.

Ghosteen by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Dec 04 2025
The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter by The Incredible String Band
Dec 10 2025

I love bad mixing mfw every rhyme is an emergency rhyme This album would be funny and pretty good if they weren't serious, I've heard artist trying to be bad on purpose sing and play better. This album could probably be used effectively as anti-drug propaganda

What's Going On by Marvin Gaye
Dec 11 2025

This album really was made two decades ahead of its time

Palo Congo by Sabu
Dec 12 2025

Holy shit bro ulted on the second song That's crazy

Melody A.M. by Röyksopp
Dec 15 2025

Yeah baby I'm playin SSX3 baby I'm in the zone baby

Hounds Of Love by Kate Bush
Dec 17 2025

Don't get it twisted: I only ever watched season 1 of Stranger Things Mouth type shit ....vad fan händer? Nä men fan vad trevligt asså, plus lite tyska på det. Wow!

Tarkus by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Dec 18 2025

King Crimson if they made good music post In The Court... ....wait a minute

Le Tigre by Le Tigre
Dec 19 2025

Le epic The Trial reference spotted!

The Cars by The Cars
Dec 23 2025

Pillar type man type boomer type rock type shit

Here's Little Richard by Little Richard
Dec 27 2025

Damn, bro really hits the big booty bitches "Wooooo!"

Aladdin Sane by David Bowie
Dec 29 2025

Harrison Ford Bro goin crazy on da pianer Bro goin nuts on der saxerfone

The Boatman's Call by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Jan 02 2026

Shit asså, han startar med en episk Bob Hund referens. Hade lätt kunnat få högre poäng med mindre pianorunkande.

Medúlla by Björk
Jan 07 2026

As far as gimmick albums go, this isn't too bad.

Ray Of Light by Madonna
Jan 08 2026

Pvetor griffoni? Flamby guye?

Ten by Pearl Jam
Jan 10 2026
Clube Da Esquina by Milton Nascimento
Jan 12 2026

My album long. My spanish portuguese.

Joan Baez by Joan Baez
Jan 15 2026

Lite konstigt att kalla sig Johan Bajs..... men men

Armed Forces by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Jan 16 2026
System Of A Down by System Of A Down
Jan 18 2026

One of my favorite albums of all time

Van Halen by Van Halen
Jan 21 2026

Start mouth

Synchronicity by The Police
Jan 23 2026

People who dislike Mother are weak in both mind and character

Ys by Joanna Newsom
Jan 29 2026
The Gershwin Songbook by Ella Fitzgerald
Jan 31 2026

Yeah man that sure was Ella Fitzgerald singing an entire jazz songbook

Space Ritual by Hawkwind
Feb 09 2026

When I'm in a selecting unnecessarily long albums contest and my opponent is Robert Dimery

2112 by Rush
Feb 11 2026
Damaged by Black Flag
Feb 13 2026

Death Grips mentioned

Abbey Road by Beatles
Feb 14 2026

Finally we're here, the album that invented literally every genre of music. The band that every single artist, living or dead, got 110% of their inspiration from. The objectively best album of the past, present, and future. And four songs in I really have to say... ...it's kinda mid tbh. Damn Her Majesty really tied the whole album together

Feb 18 2026

I unironically think I'm too intelligent to listen to Oasis. I'm willing to suffer through a lot of bad music, but ain't no way I'm willingly listening to wonderwall

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme by Simon & Garfunkel
Feb 19 2026

Alright this album started out pretty good. But then they made fun of my harmonica-goat Bob Dylan and that is not okay man

Veckatimest by Grizzly Bear
Feb 20 2026

SMALL FUZZY BAND ROCK OF CUM IN TOILET SLOPPY DRUMS PERFORMING REPEAT FLEE AT FIRST SIGN OF PLAYING

The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails
Feb 21 2026

An album that has undoubtedly influenced a lot of music that I love. A true masterpiece

Be by Common
Feb 23 2026

Sloprap

Roxy Music by Roxy Music
Feb 25 2026

I can see how Eno has been so influential if this is what he was doing all the way back in 72. I feel like the lyrics and singing are really holding the album back.

Stand! by Sly & The Family Stone
Feb 26 2026
21 by Adele
Feb 27 2026

It's shit, garbage, awful, meaningless. And for some reason she mispronounces a lot of words.

Roots by Sepultura
Mar 01 2026

People disliking this album are weak of spirit and character

Tago Mago by Can
Mar 02 2026

Yeah I don't know man but it was pretty cool I guess

Stardust by Willie Nelson
Mar 03 2026

What I really like in an album is someone singing a bunch of boring songs others have sung before. Conceptually this album deserves less than 1/5

Whatever by Aimee Mann
Mar 04 2026

The book of cinder? Unlikely

Wild Wood by Paul Weller
Mar 05 2026

This album is like 50% pretty cool and 50% boring slop

Tapestry by Carole King
Mar 06 2026

I find it quite incredible that this album I don't remember ever hearing of that apparently is a huge success that has inspired many artists is so mediocrely performed (especially King's singing) and uninteresting to listen to

Document by R.E.M.
Mar 07 2026

mouth gang I was afraid this was just gonna be another overrated boomer rock album but this is kinda sick

Aftermath by The Rolling Stones
Mar 10 2026

Va fan heter skiten "1001 Albums you must hear before you die" eller heter den "1001 Albums with one good single you must hear before you die" mannen kom igen. Och så slutar albumet med en 11 minuter lång låt som kunde varit 2, jag visste inte att det var från denna låt Metallica fick sin inspiration.

Pacific Ocean Blue by Dennis Wilson
Mar 12 2026

It's really sad that one half of this album is excellent, and the other half is boring slowrockslop.

Odessa by Bee Gees
Mar 13 2026

Abandoning the concept part of a concept album? -10,000 social credits!

The Visitors by ABBA
Mar 18 2026

🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪JAAAADÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪 🎼⚔️✝️VÅRT DAGLIGA ABBA GIV OSS IDAG OCH FÖRLÅT OSS VÅRA MUSIKSKULDER ✝️⚔️🎼

Rattus Norvegicus by The Stranglers
Mar 19 2026

Are these guys stupid?? I'm pretty sure peaches don't grow at the beach....

Antichrist Superstar by Marilyn Manson
Mar 20 2026

Ignoring the creepy elephant in the room This album should be exactly the kind of music I love, and I mostly do like it, but it feels bogged down a bit by length and a lot by cringe nihilism edginess Also bro mentoined his ribs 💀

Murmur by R.E.M.
Mar 21 2026

Alright so I'm currently 4 tracks in... is every song on this album going to be this repetitive? Well kinda. I'm usually a debut album kinda guy but this was just ok.

Rhythm Nation 1814 by Janet Jackson
Mar 23 2026

Rhythm Nation?? moren like LIBERALthm WOKEtion!! The only album so far where that stereotypical 80s sound didn't annoy me, big W

Mar 24 2026

Dang this album was better when it went plinki plonk and ooouuuuummhh instead of doo doo doo I can't decide if I like or hate the singers voice I guess lightly sprinkling some interesting experimental elements over generic rockslop makes something "artrock" and "one of the greatest albums of the 2000s" lmao Nah it's too late for more plinki plonk and ooouuuuummhh the album is over dumbass

Freak Out! by The Mothers Of Invention
Mar 25 2026

bazinga

Smile by Brian Wilson
Mar 26 2026

......why am I suddenly at the farm? Nah that took me completely out if it. I was about to say "Very nice" between two bites of music but it's joever unfortunately. Was this album made for children? Sure feels like it.

Leftism by Leftfield
Mar 27 2026

I'm trying to figure out how this album is woke...

Innervisions by Stevie Wonder
Mar 28 2026

SSX 3 mentioned!

The Stranger by Billy Joel
Mar 31 2026

Mouth nglittwbiafsiwpswtas

16 Lovers Lane by The Go-Betweens
Apr 01 2026

"I want you so much I could bust" is a very funny choice of words now 40 years later. Unfortunately that seems to have been the high point of this albums lyrics. I find ClownCore lyrics more interesting than this

m b v by My Bloody Valentine
Apr 02 2026
Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
Apr 05 2026

MAI WAIF!

Surf's Up by The Beach Boys
Apr 07 2026

Michael von Zaki reference spotted!

At Fillmore East by The Allman Brothers Band
Apr 11 2026

The Allman Brothers? Yeah I guess they would be, or they'd be sisters. Bro really snuck in a christmas song and thought I wouldn't notice

Apr 12 2026

So uh... why did they decide to make a worse version of Moonchild instead of a cover?

Gorillaz by Gorillaz
Apr 14 2026

Gorillaz because the bass makes me go ape-mode

Beach Samba by Astrud Gilberto
Apr 15 2026

Imitating an ambulance siren into parade marching music is a crazy transition. But to be fair that siren imitation is probably her strongest vocal performance on the album. Yep, she is unironically being singmogged by a child.

Bat Out Of Hell by Meat Loaf
Apr 16 2026

Despite all my shell I am still just a bat out of hell

KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka
Apr 17 2026
Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
Apr 19 2026

this is what all music should sound like

Yeezus by Kanye West
Apr 20 2026

Black Skinhead huh? Me when the movie uses subtle foreshadowing. This album really is a product of the modern music industry, 10 people working on a song just for the end product to be some mid bars over a Temu Clipping beat. Blood on the leaves really got that baby's first day in FL Studio type beat.

Alien Lanes by Guided By Voices
Apr 22 2026

Low Fidelity music? I'd rather be listening to Yo-ho Fiddle-di-dee music ye savvy what me be sayin', mateys?

Bummed by Happy Mondays
Apr 23 2026

More British slop? Oh, you shouldn't have!

Step In The Arena by Gang Starr
Apr 24 2026

It's interesting that every beat starts off really good but quickly overstay their welcome with few switch-ups or breaks. Especially considering the tracks aren't particularly long. That in combination with Guru's unenthusiastic delivery means I'm not really impressed by this album.

Slipknot by Slipknot
Apr 26 2026

Slipsknut gäng, res er upp. Yeah this album is pretty sic. But I liked them better when they were making songs about furries or whatever.

Rust Never Sleeps by Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Apr 28 2026

Oooh aaah, I see there's a distict lack of percussion on half the album. That will unfortunately be 1 point taken off of the final score. Better luck next time, Mister Young and Misters Horse.

Brilliant Corners by Thelonious Monk
Apr 29 2026

Yeah man This is giving me heavy Mario Kart vibes Are monks even allowed to play jazz? I know for a fact they're not allowed to do heroin...

S.F. Sorrow by The Pretty Things
May 01 2026

The Beatles if they were good

Dummy by Portishead
May 02 2026
Darkdancer by Les Rythmes Digitales
May 03 2026

Omg these lyrics are so repetitive! Is what I would say if I was stupid and didn't understand music

Savane by Ali Farka Touré
May 04 2026

Too bad this album ended up being really ssmey, it started off really good.

Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots by The Flaming Lips
May 05 2026

Josuck >>> Jochime I concur, indeed, that the second is greater than the first. Infection by boring diagnosed. Laughter echoing from mine own placement in the chamber of observation, notwithd. Stange creatures crawling forth from other than the lake of Hali brings forth shallow observations of mortality and the unknown. Lyrically, ignoramuscient insultation of both the artful and the knowledgeable. Sungd praises from unfathomable amalgamations of those made whole by the weed, and those described by the last character gazing in a mirror. Sonically uninteresting, resting between the worst of tintinnabulationary guitar masturbation and uninspired use of base electronic assets.

Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers
May 06 2026

SAHINDEWAINDERBAH Well we made it two songs without the Kiedler singing about his favorite subject (underage girls)

Fear Of A Black Planet by Public Enemy
May 07 2026

PEAKANUMA SAMPLE SAMPLE SPOTTED!!! PEAKANUMA SAMPLE SPOTTED!!!! Not a single "Yeah boy"? -1 score

American Pie by Don McLean
May 08 2026

This album is a great litmus test. It has one great, if overplayed, song at the very start while the rest of the album is uninteresting and boring, to put it lightly. So you can tell by someones review if they are actually considering the entire album or only thinking of the one good song they've actually heard before and ignoring the rest. American Pie should probably be included in 1001 SONGS you must hear before you die, not albums.

In Our Heads by Hot Chip
May 10 2026

Basement Jaxx at home:

Sunshine Hit Me by The Bees
May 11 2026

The first half of this album kicks ass The second half of this album sucks ass

Hysteria by Def Leppard
May 13 2026

Why is this album 1 hour long?

Nick Of Time by Bonnie Raitt
May 14 2026

Bonnie Raitt? More like Bonnie WRONG!! Alright after a few songs I'm once again changing her name, this time to Boring Wrong. I think it actually takes quite a bit of... the opposite of talent, to create music this boring and generic. In a better world, this album would have been forgotten a couple years after release. I don't think I've ever experienced an album being so bland that it faded into background noise and I completely forgot I was listening to it. Impressive. You might think I'm joking but i genuinely don't remember anything from somewhere around halfway through the album to the last song lmao.

Led Zeppelin II by Led Zeppelin
May 16 2026

Led Zeppelin? Led where? Sometimes life is mysterious, like the fact that I randomly thought about Whole Lotta Love yesterday, which never happens normally, and now this album shows up

Kenza by Khaled
May 17 2026

It's just shtty radio pop from a different culture. Makes sense there's a cover of the most over-glazed song in existence.

It's A Shame About Ray by The Lemonheads
May 20 2026

Contemporary well produced pop rock album, 1960/70s: People would be tripping over themselves to glaze it. Contemporary well produced pop rock album, 1990s: Boring, Meh, Uninspired, Soulless. People really have no own opinions or principles.

Harvest by Neil Young
May 27 2026

You always were a kidder, Neil

1984 by Van Halen
May 30 2026

Yeah man the 80's I guess man

Deja Vu by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
Jun 02 2026
Konnichiwa by Skepta
Jun 03 2026

mans bars wack, features worse beats were kinda cool but shallow overall very generic also gets -1 point for the weeb-ass title lmao

Rio by Duran Duran
Jun 06 2026
Cafe Bleu by The Style Council
Jun 08 2026

Never before have I experienced such whiplash between the first two songs on an album. They've kept going back and forth for the first four tracks, will the rest of the album continue the same way? No! Instead, for the fifth track, they brought in someone who can actually sing! Exciting. A corny rap? I didn't expect that, this album keeps suprising! Yeah cohesion is overrated anyway. A good album is just mashing any random songs together, right? So in conclusion: this album tries to do a lot of different things, to the point where it's annoying to listen to, and does none of them well.

Blue by Joni Mitchell
Jun 09 2026

It's a shame that I don't like music like this, because I really like her voice and singing style.

Hotel California by Eagles
Jun 10 2026

Most songs drag a bit, and the drums are really boring. It also feels like they half-heartedly are trying to be artsy. The title track is pretty good though.

xx by The xx
Jun 11 2026

For what it is it's pretty good and well made. Personally I like my instrumentals to be a little more complex and not half empty.

Tracy Chapman by Tracy Chapman
Jun 13 2026

I just realized how funny it is that people hearing her voice think she's a man when her last name might as well be Guydude

Cypress Hill by Cypress Hill
Jun 15 2026

PEAKANUMA SAMPLE SPOTTED

Jun 19 2026

🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🎸KOM IGEN HIVES!!🎸🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🦖🦖🐝🐝SPELA LITE JÄVLA ROCK NU'RÅ!!!🎸🎸🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪 Lite konstigt att välja ett samlingsalbum till boken, men det är ju välkänt att snubben inte var nått vidare på att välja album. Med det sagt, är det nog lagom med 28 minuter av The Hives något enformiga, om energiska och riviga, musik.

Jun 21 2026

The album started off pretty good... but then the britpop reared it's ugly head. And don't get me wrong, it's pretty good britpop, but "good britpop" is also an oxymoron. So because of the britpop, and the sheer length of the album, I was feeling quite... resigned... at the end.

Dry by PJ Harvey
Jun 26 2026
Crosby, Stills & Nash by Crosby, Stills & Nash
Jun 30 2026

Crosby? Stills? Nash? You want it? It's yours my friend! As long as you have enough rupees. I'm sorry, Link, I don't give Young. Come back when you're a little, hmm, richer.

Tical by Method Man
Jul 02 2026
En-Tact by The Shamen
Jul 03 2026

I thought shamans were all about nature spiritsor something like that, but apparently they mostly deal in empty platitudes. You learn something new every day.

Young Americans by David Bowie
Jul 04 2026

Another album chosen because of one single. But I guess that's how your average dumbass listens to music anyway.

Eagles by Eagles
Jul 05 2026
Third by Portishead
Jul 15 2026
Blood Sugar Sex Magik by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Jul 16 2026

A bit long but still their best album by far. Would have been improved by removing Under The Bridge.

Ananda Shankar by Ananda Shankar
Jul 22 2026

There is a certain difference between an interesting album and a novelty album. This one is the latter.

Peter Gabriel 3 by Peter Gabriel
Jul 29 2026

Replace "Gabriel" with "Griffin", not so funny now, is it? This album started off pretty good but then retreated into mediocrity.

Gold by Ryan Adams
Jul 30 2026

Combining the worst aspects of both country and singer-songwriter music. Impressive.

Life Thru A Lens by Robbie Williams
Aug 09 2026

I do kinda want to dislike this album more... but unfortunately it is very nostalgic to me

Aug 10 2026

Damn, he sampled a song from my favorite album on a short, shit, meaningless song? That's a -1 score. Aha! Youtube used the very short "video version" for the album, which exists for some reason. The longer version is slightly less meaningless and a lot less short I guess. And now he's listing different kinds of lights, fantastic. I think this gentleman might think this shit is fucking ridiculous. Can Kanye please stop trying to sing? And now he's interpolating a song from my other favorite album... Jesus fucking Christ that Chris Rock "skit" was complete unfunny garbage Two albums deep into his discography, I think I'm starting to understand Kanye and his fanbase. He (and his veritable army of producers and writers) makes, mostly contemporary, rap made for the charts, but they also add some "experimental" (read bad) elements that makes the music stand out. And for this his fanbase (not to mention he himself) decrees that he's a "genius" and "ahead of the game" or whatever. But if you actually analyze it for a moment his uniqueness is really thin and his supposed genius quickly falls apart. And now because people are bad at listening to music I have to waste over an hour of my Sunday listening to this shit. What was his beautiful dark twisted fantasy anyway? That Hitler won?

Heroes by David Bowie
Aug 11 2026

Finally some good instrumentals on a non-instrumental album.

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