1001 Albums Summary

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3.22
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40%
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29
5-Star Albums
12
1-Star Albums

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You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Stripped
Christina Aguilera
5 2.89 +2.11
In Our Heads
Hot Chip
5 3.09 +1.91
Sweet Baby James
James Taylor
5 3.23 +1.77
xx
The xx
5 3.35 +1.65
This Is Fats Domino
Fats Domino
5 3.36 +1.64
25
Adele
5 3.37 +1.63
Arthur (Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire)
The Kinks
5 3.38 +1.62
Different Class
Pulp
5 3.42 +1.58
Butterfly
Mariah Carey
4 2.48 +1.52
The Wildest!
Louis Prima
5 3.51 +1.49

You Love Less Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Since I Left You
The Avalanches
1 3.28 -2.28
Live At The Star Club, Hamburg
Jerry Lee Lewis
1 3.26 -2.26
Run-D.M.C.
Run-D.M.C.
1 3.12 -2.12
Will The Circle Be Unbroken
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
1 2.98 -1.98
Who's Next
The Who
2 3.89 -1.89
Millions Now Living Will Never Die
Tortoise
1 2.89 -1.89
Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath
2 3.81 -1.81
Off The Wall
Michael Jackson
2 3.8 -1.8
Harvest
Neil Young
2 3.8 -1.8
Faust IV
Faust
1 2.79 -1.79

Artists

Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Oasis 2 5
Bob Dylan 5 4.2
Beatles 4 4.25
Bruce Springsteen 3 4.33
Simon & Garfunkel 3 4.33

Least Favorites

ArtistAlbumsAverage
Bee Gees 2 1
The Who 4 2.25

5-Star Albums (29)

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A Little Deeper by Ms. Dynamite

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it just nostalgia? Is it the biased extrapolation of one iconic single? Is it the overwhelming relief of the first gasp of fresh air after the endless deluge of forgettable 70s dad rock that has washed over me in the last several days? NO! IT'S A BANGER

Take Me Apart by Kelela

Look. I wrote a review in the office earlier today that said "boring". but I have now listened to it very loud in my ears after 3 pints on the night bus and honestly it's a vibe. Sometimes you just gotta find the right situation.

Heaven Or Las Vegas by Cocteau Twins

What a vibe. Couldn't understand a single word she said but agreed with every one.

Vauxhall And I by Morrissey

Yeah you know I kinda enjoyed this actually but I am docking one point for being the world's worst spokesperson for vegetarianism. That's right!! No rules! I mark how I want!!

Good Old Boys by Randy Newman

Umm!!?! As a 90s kid who grew up on a diet of Toy Story and Bugs Life, this is... jarring. I understand this is satire but there is no reason for a white person to say those words and there is especially no reason to hear it from Woody 😭 A swing and a miss from Randy here....

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Dire Straits by Dire Straits
Apr 26 2025

Great album. A couple of weaker trackers for me but the guitar is unreal. Replayed a few times!

Apr 27 2025

A real party and some mind blowing piano - but a few duds for me (looking at you "Jamaica Jerk-Off"... Obviously a classic overall though

Low by David Bowie
Apr 29 2025

Perhaps I am too obtuse to get understand Art but I just did not get this at all. I'm sorry Bowie 😭 too "experimental" for me

Master Of Puppets by Metallica
Apr 30 2025

Not the genre for me, especially not keen on this type of vocals but can appreciate the artistry in this. The guitar absolutely slaps! πŸ”₯🎸🀘 Enjoyed listening more than I thought I would but probably won't be coming back to this.

Bitte Orca by Dirty Projectors
May 01 2025

A perfectly tolerable listen but not a memorable track or emotion in sight. A bit too aware of it's own "quirkiness" to pakc any kind of punch for me. I think I would have loved this in 2009 but unfortunately I heard it in 2025.

The Velvet Underground & Nico by The Velvet Underground
May 02 2025

Groundbreaking? Yes. Opened on an all-timer and closed on the worst sound I have ever heard? Also yes.

We Are Family by Sister Sledge
May 03 2025

πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ» What a party!!

Elephant by The White Stripes
May 04 2025

Other than one weird moment where I thought I had accidentally started playing some sort of self help podcast aloud in the kitchen, this is wall to wall bangers 🀘

Live At The Star Club, Hamburg by Jerry Lee Lewis
May 05 2025

Musically sure OK rock n roll is cool but "1" is reserved for "should not be on this list" and after googling this dude I am happy to report I am awarding him a grand total of 1. And he didn't even write most of these!

Hot Buttered Soul by Isaac Hayes
May 06 2025

So smooth! A great listen, the extended cuts and spoken words to music were a bit much for me (I can't be dealing with a 19 minute song) but overall πŸ‘

You Want It Darker by Leonard Cohen
May 07 2025

Oh man. This one was not for me. I only knew Leonard Cohen from Hallelujah and this is not that. So growly! I could spot the backing instrumental as a really emotive bit of composition so might have enjoyed it more with a lighter vocal style... but I found this tough going.

System Of A Down by System Of A Down
May 08 2025

Argh. Too shouty for me! As per my other opinions on heavy metal, some absolutely shredded guitar but I can't stand listening to this vocal style,really spoils it for me.

Wild Wood by Paul Weller
May 09 2025

A pleasant and easy listen but I found most tracks a bit forgettable and samey. Wasn't offended but won't be revisiting either!

Elvis Presley by Elvis Presley
May 10 2025

This is an interesting one. While I love Elvis in general I think this album doesn't illustrate his later best when he stepped into his own music. The tunes here are that classic kind of rock n roll which are usually a fun listen, but he hasn't refined his vocal style yet... And something has to be said about the context from which an album of a white guy making (imo worse) covers of music that originated from Black artists is considered so culturally groundbreaking. His version of tutti frutti is the definition of phoning it in... I'm sorry Elvis!

May 11 2025

These guys can do no wrong. This isn't even their best album and it's better than everything we've had so far!

The Wildest! by Louis Prima
May 12 2025

I LOVED THIS SO MUCH! The sax! The piano! The vocal style and personality! The lyrics! The little jokes! What a great time! I love this!

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
May 13 2025

Meh - surprisingly forgettable. This was good background music for my drive to work but I couldn't recall a single tune the next morning. Bonus point for American Girl which is a classic.

Funeral by Arcade Fire
May 14 2025

Ahh, Arcade Fire. I had a real phase in 2010 of listening to Ready to Start incessantly (with msn's "listening to" feature very casually turned on) because I wanted to be seen liking it, but not, as it actually turns out, because I liked it. Fast forward to 2025 and I have never listened to this album before but found myself walking a familiar path. Whilst professing to be pleased and allowing anyone within a two metre radius to get a peek over my shoulder at the subtly displayed album cover all day, I secretly yearned for the simple pleasure of a singalong banger. No more. This is my truth. This is precisely the kind of indie rock miscellany that I think I should think is cool but truthfully found formulaic, forgettable and... boring 😭 By the end of the day I was self-medicating with Louis Prima. I am going to be brave and admit this is a 3 for me - and my teenage self should thank me for the growth.

Crime Of The Century by Supertramp
May 15 2025

Tricky. I kinda enjoyed it but I have already forgotten it.

A real lesson for me. Cohesive as a collection in sound and style, but each song distinct. Musically a great time from start to finish with some πŸ‘Œ guitar and drums with catchy and energetic arrangements. Lyrically some entertaining and incisive social commentary which in many cases is still relevant today!

Hypocrisy Is The Greatest Luxury by The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
May 18 2025

They lost me at anti-TV manifesto. This could not be more 90s! Also I am on a hen do and it was a bit embarrassing to play it. 2 🫑

Trafalgar by Bee Gees
May 19 2025

Cor, what a slog. Taking up valuable space on this list that could have been filled by the Black Parade. Nil pwa

Coat Of Many Colors by Dolly Parton
May 20 2025

This is a masterclass in storytelling and obviously a great of the genre. Not a genre I particularly care for, but we all love Dolly. Was a bit disappointed not to recieve any of the classic bangers here (and it was just a bit toooo country for me), but a bonus point for writing all her own songs and for the twist ending of Travelling Man - lol.

Junkyard by The Birthday Party
May 21 2025

Wow! I hated this! DNF

At Fillmore East by The Allman Brothers Band
May 22 2025

Masterful, and a great soundtrack to my day, but each track blends into the next indistinguishably. Forgettable. Looking forward to attempts to identify a favourite song from this one...

Entertainment by Gang Of Four
May 23 2025

How much 70s post punk is on this list?! I won't lie my heart sank when I saw this but I enjoyed it more than previous outings in the genre. 3/5 didn't mind listening but will never think about it again.

Stripped by Christina Aguilera
May 25 2025

The birth of Xtina, one of the greatest vocalists to ever do it. There are a few fillers in the middle here but even those are top drawer honestly. Jam packed with hits that changed pop. Each of Can't hold us down, Fighter, Beautiful, Dirrty and especially the Voice Within are all timers, no notes.

Boy In Da Corner by Dizzee Rascal
May 26 2025

Argh. I get it - this is pretty insane from an 18 year old who basically invented this brand of UK grime. Mind blowing at the time. Dizzee knows a good beat and has some later bangers for sure but this album isn't for me. The lyrics πŸ₯΄

Pretzel Logic by Steely Dan
May 27 2025

Forgettable dad rock (no offence dad).

Fred Neil by Fred Neil
May 28 2025

Eh. Perfectly pleasant listen. No impact.

Violator by Depeche Mode
May 29 2025

TIL that the Marilyn Manson Personal Jesus is a Cover! Err. This was a bit monotonous for me.

Deja Vu by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
May 30 2025

I don't know! Another perfectly fine but miscellaneous 70s album!

Machine Head by Deep Purple
May 31 2025

Yeah this was kinda fun. Unfortunately I am so numb to 70s rock I won't be dwelling on it, but I liked the guitar 🎸

The Dreaming by Kate Bush
Jun 01 2025

This is weird, but you can't deny it's original. Nice to have something different!

Stardust by Willie Nelson
Jun 02 2025

Oh wow! More 70s! Hot take: I don't think an album of covers should be on the list.

Jun 03 2025

From the kid shouting "don't look back at Angus" from the back of the car on family holidays, to the teenage boy with a guitar taking it upon himself to treat everyone to unsolicited Wonderwall at a party, to the britpop dad spending Β£200 on a ticket for the mythical reunion no one believed would come 30 years later... this album exists everywhere you turn. A staple to every brit and an all time classic of course.

Good Old Boys by Randy Newman
Jun 04 2025

Umm!!?! As a 90s kid who grew up on a diet of Toy Story and Bugs Life, this is... jarring. I understand this is satire but there is no reason for a white person to say those words and there is especially no reason to hear it from Woody 😭 A swing and a miss from Randy here....

Cupid & Psyche 85 by Scritti Politti
Jun 05 2025

Sounds like the output of an unsophisticated AI trained exclusively on the Tarzan soundtrack and holiday resort Wham tribute acts

...And Justice For All by Metallica
Jun 06 2025

I am not learned enough in Metallica to differentiate this from the previous Metallica album, so, 3 stars.

White Light by Gene Clark
Jun 08 2025

Oh look, another miscellaneous, boring and unremarkable 70s folk/rock album

Close To You by Carpenters
Jun 09 2025

I would like to complain to the makers of the "1001 70s Folk Rock Albums by Old Men That You Have To Listen To Before You Die" app I downloaded as there was a girl on this one?

Station To Station by David Bowie
Jun 10 2025

A better entry from Bowie than our previous but still a little weird for me... Bonus point for golden days though

A Little Deeper by Ms. Dynamite
Jun 11 2025

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it just nostalgia? Is it the biased extrapolation of one iconic single? Is it the overwhelming relief of the first gasp of fresh air after the endless deluge of forgettable 70s dad rock that has washed over me in the last several days? NO! IT'S A BANGER

Heartattack And Vine by Tom Waits
Jun 12 2025

Musically I enjoyed it but his voice is hard to take seriously, kept waiting for him to launch into a Christmas song for some reason.

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys
Jun 13 2025

Maybe it's tricky to write an unbiased review in the circumstances. From my side, other than the hits, I'd never listened to this album through before, but had already seen it called the greatest of all time in popular media. Verdict: definitely up there. Revolutionary, genre-creating, and melodicallly, lyrically and instrumentally novel, complex... and fun! Has stood the test of time for a reason - there will truly never be another Brian Wilson. RIP to a legend and thank you for the music πŸ«‘β›±οΈ

That's The Way Of The World by Earth, Wind & Fire
Jun 14 2025

Only knowing one song before, I had a narrow expectation of an album full of Septembers (which I wouldn't have hated tbh!) however what I got was a varied, funky, and memorable journey which I had on repeat all day.

The Rise & Fall by Madness
Jun 15 2025

Was expecting to love this but the singles are definitely the strongest on there! An interesting take on madness but their more mainstream sound is still my fav

Tracy Chapman by Tracy Chapman
Jun 16 2025

Soulful, thought provoking, timeless

The Atomic Mr Basie by Count Basie & His Orchestra
Jun 17 2025

I'd usually be dismissive of an instrumental on this list, but I really enjoyed this!

Fear Of Music by Talking Heads
Jun 18 2025

I A P P R O V E T H I S M E S S A G E

In Utero by Nirvana
Jun 19 2025

Yikes! Loved heart shaped box HATED scentless apprentice and... Track 4.

Porcupine by Echo And The Bunnymen
Jun 20 2025

Further proof that Simon from misfits was always the mvp. The end of gods will be gods whew! What a concept!

Vauxhall And I by Morrissey
Jun 22 2025

Yeah you know I kinda enjoyed this actually but I am docking one point for being the world's worst spokesperson for vegetarianism. That's right!! No rules! I mark how I want!!

Jun 23 2025

Am I on drugs? Is everyone else on drugs except me? To get the obvious out the way: this is weird. But I can vibe with weird! When you're shooting at this many targets, you are not going to get a bullseye every time, but I respect the audacity to try. Thanks for doing something different Eno!

Jun 24 2025

Wayyy preferred this to our previous outing. This is the Nirvana that endures for me.

Grace by Jeff Buckley
Jun 25 2025

Gorgeous vocals. I'm normally against a cover on this list but when it's such a different take from the original and (dare I say it) has overshadowed it's predecessor in cultural significance, you have to hand it to him.

Exile On Main Street by The Rolling Stones
Jun 26 2025

Miscellaneous 70s dad rock. Just kidding. 🀘

Roger the Engineer by The Yardbirds
Jun 27 2025

This grew on me the second listen around, some fun arrangements but it sounded like a christmas album in places πŸ˜‚

Raw Power by The Stooges
Jun 28 2025

Was this groundbreaking? Was all the 70s rock on this list groundbreaking? For me, this was one of the least interesting entries.

Bad Company by Bad Company
Jun 29 2025

Wow! This is one of the best run of the mill 70s dad rock albums I've ever heard! And I've heard a lot!

Siembra by Willie ColΓ³n & RubΓ©n Blades
Jun 30 2025

Yeah, this was fun! No fault of their own that I missed something by not understanding the lyrics

Jul 01 2025

Morrisey, the inventor of emo? I loved this. I don't love Morrisey of course but I loved this. I've no idea if the absurd level of sheer depression the lyrics reached was supposed to be in a sincere or tongue in cheek way, but I don't even care which it is. I didn't know stop me... was a smiths song! I only knew the mark ronson version but I way prefer this! Also WHAT is going on with girlfriend in a coma?! I don't know but I don't care!

Rid Of Me by PJ Harvey
Jul 02 2025

Not for me, verging into *too* grungy and experimental at the expense of an enjoyable listening experience.

MedΓΊlla by BjΓΆrk
Jul 03 2025

Some really interesting choices here and cool to listen to something different. I admire the artistry but I'm not sure I actually enjoyed listening to it! Haha

Elephant Mountain by The Youngbloods
Jul 04 2025

A really pleasant listen, I looped it a couple of times throughout the day and great for my drive to work, but no lasting impression. Couldn't hum you a track the next morning.

Hard Again by Muddy Waters
Jul 06 2025

Good stuff! Bluesy, great jam and unexpectedly funny lyrics.

My Aim Is True by Elvis Costello
Jul 07 2025

Wow, this sucks!! Just kidding πŸ˜‰ a fun blend with elements of old school rock n roll with a more modern sound coming through. Can't go wrong!

Can't Buy A Thrill by Steely Dan
Jul 08 2025

Argh. I can't believe I am giving steely Dan a 4! Am I being brainwashed into loving dad rock by this experience? Is the sheer volume of this genre I have listened to recently giving me a real critic's ear? Or is this genuinely just a great album? I think I gave them 3 last time and this is no doubt a better outing. Perhaps it's a 3.5 but in the absence of a finer grading scale, here, have my 4 and I won't be taking any questions at this time.

Parallel Lines by Blondie
Jul 09 2025

Wow, this blew my mind! Knew a little of Blondie but it's all here and then some. There's nothing else for it, this is just.... COOL. I want to be in Blondie. Loved it.

Take Me Apart by Kelela
Jul 10 2025

Look. I wrote a review in the office earlier today that said "boring". but I have now listened to it very loud in my ears after 3 pints on the night bus and honestly it's a vibe. Sometimes you just gotta find the right situation.

1989 by Taylor Swift
Jul 11 2025

A wise woman once said, "we are all Swifties". On some levels, I see truth to this philosophy - the hits are HITS. Blank space, shake it off and style are pop perfection. That said, I'm afraid for me the rest of the album is overhyped. I hated the opening track and found a lot of the lyrics blood curdlingly earnest. Perhaps it is because I am British. Also, every time I hear Taylor Swift say "you should have been getting down to this sick beat!" my skin crawls. It wasn't even a sick beat!

Jul 13 2025

At first my delicate little heart was offended but I pushed through and appreciated the complexity, artistry and to be honest, vibe. Good for a run.

Songs For Swingin' Lovers! by Frank Sinatra
Jul 14 2025

I found it a bit twee but seems mean to give this a three as its a smooth listen from start to finish and that's how things were at the time!

Jul 15 2025

What's that? Cover albums shouldn't be on this list? Especially if they just make you wish you were listening to the originals? Sorry Otis 😭

The Poet by Bobby Womack
Jul 16 2025

I don't know. Cheesey but good fun

Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
Jul 17 2025

The songs are so stylistically diverse, yet there is not a flop to be found between them! So many iconic hits on one album!! So incredible to produce an astounding piece of art from this much tea!!! Neil Buchanan eat your heart out!!!! The 5 to end all 5s. Thank you Fleetwood Mac for being messy bs who love drama and turning up to the studio anyway. 🫑

Dare! by The Human League
Jul 18 2025

I went in wanting to love this because I love Don't You Want Me but the rest of the album tracks haven't got a memorable hook between them. Perhaps it is only with the passing of time that this sound has become cliche, but to me it's giving Pop Goes My Heart - but less catchy!!!

Apocalypse Dudes by Turbonegro
Jul 21 2025

OK road trip music but couldn't distinguish a single song. Formulaic and forgettable

Transformer by Lou Reed
Jul 22 2025

Great album. Thought I had never heard this before but knew a few tracks that have seeped in along the way! Rest of the album spot on as well.

Heaven Or Las Vegas by Cocteau Twins
Jul 23 2025

What a vibe. Couldn't understand a single word she said but agreed with every one.

Vol. 4 by Black Sabbath
Jul 24 2025

Misjudged this - the same slammin instrumentals as other metal but with a vocal style I can get on board with.

Pornography by The Cure
Jul 25 2025

Cool sound, but a bit one-note.

Power In Numbers by Jurassic 5
Jul 26 2025

Great flow and some interesting lyrics! Great motivation music. Except One of them, that blows.

The Stranger by Billy Joel
Jul 27 2025

Good fun with some memorable tunes and imagery. A bit on the cheesy/ overly earnest side in places, but eh it was a different time.

Scissor Sisters by Scissor Sisters
Jul 28 2025

What an incredible debut, some brave and unusual choices (especially for 2004!) and had not realised so many of their iconic singles were from their debut. Almost a 5 but felt the album tracks weren't quite as strong. Great collective though.

Nevermind by Nirvana
Jul 29 2025

Nirvana's greatest.

The Yes Album by Yes
Jul 30 2025

Couldn't get into this. Middle of the road.

Electric Prunes by The Electric Prunes
Jul 31 2025

No impression. No thoughts. Idk. Fine? Normal sounding 60s background jingles.

Duck Stab/Buster & Glen by The Residents
Aug 01 2025

At first I thought I liked this, but then I realised I hate it.

Ten by Pearl Jam
Aug 02 2025

Rockin'! A bit heavy for me but I get it.

I See You by The xx
Aug 03 2025

I looped the xx's debut endlessly between 2009-2012 like the dutiful wannabe indie teen I was. Some decent tunes but mostly vibey "background music". THIS album - which I wasn't even aware existed! - slaps. They are best for me when then lean more chill than depressing, but I guess I will now be looping this until 2028.

Back In Black by AC/DC
Aug 04 2025

🀘 Once again, not my usual but I get it.

American Idiot by Green Day
Aug 05 2025

A masterclass in punk that is not only listenable but absolutely barnstorming. A Difficult Seventh Album that defied a waning rock scene to define a genre. A lyrically delicious singalong for all times. A cultural touchstone for a generation of rock, emo and pop punk kids. A raucous political bang on the head for the Bush/Blair kids that still slaps today. A Night at the Opera for millenials. .... In case it was not obvious, I was a child in 2004. My dad would not let me put Boulevard of Broken dreams on my mix tape because it has a swear in. (sorry dad I've heard it now). Safe to say I wasn't as culturally aware as I am now. But I'd be willing to bet Billie Joe should have known better to use so many homophobic slurs. That dates it and it's a shame. Sidebar: Other than that unfortunate aspect, 2004 was the greatest year in pop culture of all time. Mean Girls! Shrek 2! Napoleon Dynamite! MySpace! Motorola Razrs! Mr Brightside! Friends finale! LOST! Usher! Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge! This album!!!! Eat up Tina you fat lard. This album rules. 🀘

I Should Coco by Supergrass
Aug 06 2025

All day I have been comparing this to Crime of the Century and I have just now realised that that was Super✨tramp✨ and this is Super✨grass✨. Whoops! I wondered when Alright was going to come up! Anyway I guess the review I had in my head is being edited from "I prefer this to the previous Supergrass album" to "I prefer Supergrass to Supertramp". ... I never said I was going to be GOOD at this.

Guitar Town by Steve Earle
Aug 07 2025

Cheese cheese cheese.

The Predator by Ice Cube
Aug 08 2025

Interesting catchy and accessible and some political points that are unfortunately still salient today. Could do without the sexism though.

The Stone Roses by The Stone Roses
Aug 09 2025

Oh, man. I missed out on this the first go around, I think I was a shade to young for these guys so it all passed me by, other than Waterfall. A real shame - this is amazing! Dreamlike summer vocals, and a soundtrack to the movie of your day.

Teen Dream by Beach House
Aug 10 2025

Why is all the 00s and 10s stuff we've had such miscellaneous indie wallpaper? I was a sentient being in 2010 and can attest there was loads of stuff way more interesting than this.

Done By The Forces Of Nature by Jungle Brothers
Aug 11 2025

Bit run of the mill, messaging more lighthearted that previous outings to the genre, but hey, nothing wrong with some fun beats for the car. This feels very 90s to me so I guess it was ahead of its time.

Tommy by The Who
Aug 12 2025

Obnoxiously long. I understand it's telling a story but a lot of it was instrumental and many tracks added nothing narratively. Meaning, however good, this is an auto DNF. It's not a flex to have an album that long, quality must be sacrificed to quantity. Learn to curate! Also, the narrative was weird...

Dirty by Sonic Youth
Aug 13 2025

Kinda enjoyed parts of this but hated others. The more musical tracks were enjoyable enough but the album as a whole won't be revisiting

Brown Sugar by D'Angelo
Aug 14 2025

A little boring, but super chill and extremely 90s.

Kenza by Khaled
Aug 15 2025

Again hard to rate when I don't get the language, which is hardly his fault. At multiple languages at that! +1 for a take on imagine that is more fun than the original. Bold move.

So by Peter Gabriel
Aug 16 2025

It's giving Phil Collins, except.... I like it?

Killing Joke by Killing Joke
Aug 17 2025

One of the more listenable post punk albums we've had!

Odessa by Bee Gees
Aug 18 2025

Marginally better than the absolute dross that was Trafalgar, but even still, a 2 seems generous. You should only publish a 7+ minute song if you are confident it's as good as Bat Out Of Hell, and this can't even see the bar.

Africa Brasil by Jorge Ben Jor
Aug 19 2025

The review I was forming in my mind while listening went something like, "one of my favourite non-English language albums so far, although it's giving ✨Sims music✨ in places". Imagine my surprise when the next track was... actual Sims music. But one of my favourite non-English language Sims tunes, so, go figure.

Aug 20 2025

Inoffensive but uninspiring. In places, it was almost reminiscent of other work from the time, at a reach it was almost giving Bon Iver in places, except...without ANY of the feeling or musicality. There's loads of cool stuff from this era and once again we're served something inexplicable in its place.

Picture Book by Simply Red
Aug 21 2025

Errr. OK in parts but nondescript. Like AI generic rock.

A Northern Soul by The Verve
Aug 22 2025

The verve have a cool sound but nothing here grabbed me.

Band On The Run by Paul McCartney and Wings
Aug 23 2025

Well, the Beatles it ain't.

Ocean Rain by Echo And The Bunnymen
Aug 25 2025

A good showing from Echo, but felt the Bunnymen were a bit lacklustre on this one.

Joan Armatrading by Joan Armatrading
Aug 26 2025

Super smooth. Great vocals. Not super earwormy but enjoyed the listen.

Aug 27 2025

Never previously been a huge fan of Dylan's singing style but actually got on board with this. Musically and lyrically smart and interesting, super original, ahead of it's time.

16 Lovers Lane by The Go-Betweens
Aug 28 2025

Smithsy, but more boring.

Five Leaves Left by Nick Drake
Aug 29 2025

Pretty, and surprised by the year - can hear this sound in a lot of 00s and 10s guitar boys.

Superunknown by Soundgarden
Aug 30 2025

This is too similar to Nirvana while being less good so it comes off unfavourably even though it's decent. I'm sorry 😭

Dummy by Portishead
Aug 31 2025

Spooky ghost music for cool spooky teens

Deserter's Songs by Mercury Rev
Sep 01 2025

I really enjoyed this even though some of it sounds like ride queue theme music at thorpe park

Pretenders by Pretenders
Sep 02 2025

This is rock and Chrissie Hynde is the coolest. Bye ✌️

I See A Darkness by Bonnie "Prince" Billy
Sep 04 2025

Mumbly, depressing, and like the vocal can't decide if it wants to cone out.

Blackstar by David Bowie
Sep 05 2025

Argh. I'm sorry. I know the conect behind this but I don't think that gives it an auto 5 as a piece of work. It's certainly a haunting and introspective bit of art considering Bowie presumably made this knowing it would be his final work. I appreciate that and at the same time I still found the style, lyrics and listenability of the whole thing to be extremely hard work. It's a historical piece for sure and at the time it came out reviews were all impossible to extract from the context of his death only a few days later. Almost a decade in, assessing the tracks with a clearer mind, this is far from his best musically, perhaps to be expected given the circumstances.

Physical Graffiti by Led Zeppelin
Sep 07 2025

I wasn't expecting it to be so... Funky!

Mr. Tambourine Man by The Byrds
Sep 08 2025

Hi!! I don't think cover albums should be on this list!!

3 + 3 by The Isley Brothers
Sep 09 2025

Extremely pleasant!

L.A. Woman by The Doors
Sep 10 2025

Wow, great album, never really listened to the doors before. "70s rock" but enough edge to keep it cool. 😎

Forever Changes by Love
Sep 11 2025

Very mixed bag. Some fun instrumentals. Terrible wavery vocals. Some funny, and some cheesy twee lyrics. Thought my phone was broken at one point.

Toys In The Attic by Aerosmith
Sep 12 2025

Tricky. Good in places but generic in the majority. I hate Walk this Way, and also Steven Tyler has done some questionable stuff... If you're interested in 70s dad rock, rest assured this list had a plethora of alternatives.

Live And Dangerous by Thin Lizzy
Sep 13 2025

Some slammin' riffs. Sure, every song sounds exactly like the boys are back in town, but if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Songs From A Room by Leonard Cohen
Sep 14 2025

This is the third Leonard cohen album we've had so far and it's not the best (4) or the worst (2) so.... 3.

Pyromania by Def Leppard
Sep 15 2025

This sounds like a parody or TV rock.

Iron Maiden by Iron Maiden
Sep 16 2025

Operatic without being cringe, and absolutely πŸ”₯. Four stars. Is this list turning me into a discerning metalhead?

The Real Thing by Faith No More
Sep 17 2025

Fun! Never listen to again.

Pearl by Janis Joplin
Sep 18 2025

Great vocals, jammy, varied, good time

D by White Denim
Sep 19 2025

I wanted to be annoyed with this when I first opened it because I'm starting to become frustrated with the choices of 21st century albums in this list, this was my era and so far we've had mostly left field stuff rather than what I would consider the bigger more culturally defining moments, many of which I think have been omitted. That said, I came to this list to broaden my horizons, and you know what, this was a surprisingly really good time! Pyschadelic, long instrumentals that kept me hooked, different and sure of itself. An education.

Eliminator by ZZ Top
Sep 20 2025

Surprisingly good fun!

Caetano Veloso by Caetano Veloso
Sep 22 2025

Pretty, but pretty boring.

This Is Fats Domino by Fats Domino
Sep 23 2025

What a great day. This is perfection from start to finish.

Swordfishtrombones by Tom Waits
Sep 25 2025

The problem is, I hate his voice. I think there was probably some interesting stuff here musically but unfortunately, I hated listening to it due to his voice.

Giant Steps by The Boo Radleys
Sep 26 2025

You know what, this bangs. And it's doesn't even have wake up boo on it.

Heroes by David Bowie
Sep 27 2025

I really thought this was finally going to be a Bowie album I really enjoyed. I'm sorry. It seems from this exercise I have discovered that I had previously misunderstood what the majority of his work actually sounds like, just basing my opinion on the most famous singles. Those still slap, but unfortunately, they are his very best. The body of the albums is... offbeat, creaky, and weird. I can sometimes be on board with weird, but in this case, it's hard to vibe with.

Night Life by Ray Price
Sep 28 2025

Smooth, but didn't stick with me.

Happy Sad by Tim Buckley
Sep 29 2025

Inoffensive, but miscellaneousand jangly.

Live At The Regal by B.B. King
Sep 30 2025

WAHOO!! they don't make music like this any more!

Hysteria by Def Leppard
Oct 01 2025

Is it generic? Yes! Is it a bad listen? No?

Lost Souls by Doves
Oct 02 2025

As far as inexplicably self-indulgent (but actually incredibly miscellaneous) 00s indie background fuzz goes, this isn't the most egregious, but others have done it better.

Liquid Swords by GZA
Oct 03 2025

Super smooth and a more chilled, less pearl-clutchy (to those inclined) offshoot from the WTC (which I also enjoyed!). Found myself riding along in a daze with appreciation for the masterful control of flow layered over offbeat and otherworldly backing, but could have done without the movie samples which lifted me right out of it, jarring.

Cloud Nine by The Temptations
Oct 04 2025

Funky and smooth in equal measure. A good time but minus one for a rendition of heard it through the grapevine that doesn't slap anywhere close to as hard as Marvin Gaye's. If you're gonna do a cover you have to do it better!

Ananda Shankar by Ananda Shankar
Oct 05 2025

Odd and insistent on a style that didn't go anywhere. Say it louder for the people in the back - if you're gonna do a cover, it has to be better!

The Gershwin Songbook by Ella Fitzgerald
Oct 06 2025

Some stuff to love here, but this is, of course, a DNF.

Blood Sugar Sex Magik by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Oct 07 2025

I'm sorry, I have to speak my truth. I do not understand the chilis. I have never been overly into them but went into this album knowing how beloved it is and hoping my eyes would be opened. And I still don't get it!! I'm sorry. The backing instrumentals on pretty much all tracks rule but the lyrics are juvenile, the vocals are terrible, and the rapping is exhausting. Under The Bridge is an all time classic, I will concede. However that was 4 minutes out of a total πŸ’₯79πŸ’₯. Come on guys.

Nothing's Shocking by Jane's Addiction
Oct 08 2025

I think this is ahead of its time, but I just didn't really enjoy it.

Something/Anything? by Todd Rundgren
Oct 09 2025

I found this really hard to rate?! Swings between a some interesting and varied sounds to boring 70s miscellany. A reasonably pleasant day but ultimately forgettable.

Damaged by Black Flag
Oct 10 2025

I know this sort of music eventually got us to green day, and for that I thank them, but the less I say in addition to that, the better.

Music for the Masses by Depeche Mode
Oct 11 2025

If the Smiths and LCD Soundsystem had a baby, that baby would be Depeche Mode. And I am not mad at it.

Run-D.M.C. by Run-D.M.C.
Oct 12 2025

While previously I was not well versed in the art of rap, this album list has made me quite a connoisseur, and therefore I can state with fair confidence that this particular one is rubbish. Simplistic, full of itself, no interesting musicality in the backing track to speak of, not catchy, memorable or with anything interesting to say.

Since I Left You by The Avalanches
Oct 13 2025

Sounds like a Year 7 playing random keyboard sound effects in music class.

Oct 14 2025

Yikes! Sorry for me classics, but a little too offensive for my delicate little heart. Heh

Rattus Norvegicus by The Stranglers
Oct 15 2025

Me listening to the first 5 tracks of this album :πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯± Peaches: πŸ€˜πŸ‘πŸ€˜πŸ‘πŸ€˜ Rest of the album: πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯± .... later realising I was thinking of "millions of peaches" by presidents of the united states : πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ˜’πŸ˜’

Cafe Bleu by The Style Council
Oct 16 2025

But what Style is it??????? I think there is a reason most albums/artists stick to one genre and that is to hone their craft in that area so it comes out great. While I somewhat enjoyed the variety in my fly by through every genre on planet earth today, it was too much of a gear change with no cohesive voice or vibe, and let's face it, others are gonna do it better if you're just having a dabble.

If You're Feeling Sinister by Belle & Sebastian
Oct 17 2025

Picture this: you're 17 and dating a boy who is a little *too* into Belle and Sebastian and looks a little *too* like Frodo Baggins (does correlation imply causation?) Anyway. As a result you write them off for years, and when you finally do listen to a full album, it is exactly the sort of miscellaneous soft indie movie music you expected a pretentious frodo baggins-lookin teen to like and nothing more. Fairly enjoyable to listen to but a bit dull. Now, this isn't their fault, but on the second track I thought it really kicked up a gear and was tapping along like wow this is awesome! But it turned out I had pre-queued a track by The Blue Stones. 🀘

Highway 61 Revisited by Bob Dylan
Oct 18 2025

Lyrics? Great. Melodies? Great. Arrangement? Great. Social commentary? Great. Yeah. Absolutely great.

KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka
Oct 19 2025

Wow, best of the 2010s we've had so far by a country mile. Impossible to pin on a genre.

Diamond Life by Sade
Oct 21 2025

Smooth, ahead of its time and funky in the narrative.

Off The Wall by Michael Jackson
Oct 22 2025

Torn on this because are we separating art from artist? Luckily this album isn't actually that great, so problem solved. Opens on a banger and miscellaneous in the afters.

C'est Chic by CHIC
Oct 23 2025

Oh man. This was a real let down. I only know the hits and it turns out that's all there is to know. The rest was filler.

On The Beach by Neil Young
Oct 24 2025

Some of this is quite funky (for dad music) and others of it is jingly jangly nasal ennui.

Van Halen by Van Halen
Oct 25 2025

Almost comic rock but the inventors of this type of πŸ”₯ guitar

Oct 26 2025

A different vibe from Dylan here but I still liked it! Can see what influence this had on a lot of stuff I liked decades later!

Shalimar by Rahul Dev Burman
Oct 27 2025

Sorry, a movie soundtrack? We are allowed movie soundtracks?!?! Can I have pirates of the caribbean?

Horses by Patti Smith
Oct 28 2025

Great opener, a bit downhill from there, but enjoyed overall!

Bert Jansch by Bert Jansch
Oct 29 2025

Yeah, liked it. Chilled, but engaging, and with a sound that obviously impacted a lot of stuff that came later.

Penthouse And Pavement by Heaven 17
Oct 31 2025

Yeah I listened to this about 3 times over the course of yesterday and this morning I could not hum you a tune or even remember what the genre was. It was just noise to me for some reason.

Illmatic by Nas
Nov 01 2025

Since I am now a rap connoisseur, I judge this as far superior than some we have previously had (run dmc) but a way off the incredible flow of eg. wu tang clan and its offshoots. Certainly raised an eyebrow of the old man at the toll booth when I rolled up this morning though. Heh.

Nick Of Time by Bonnie Raitt
Nov 02 2025

Today I learned that Bon Iver's "can't make you love me / nick of time" is a cover of not one but TWO songs by Bonnie Raitt, and I would like to file my formal apology that I did not know of this wonderful lady and her incredible artistry. Thanks to Bonnie Raitt and for this list for doing exactly what it's supposed to do today. :)

Doggystyle by Snoop Dogg
Nov 04 2025

Some fun beats but the lyrics are soooo cringe πŸ™ˆ

Face to Face by The Kinks
Nov 05 2025

Fun and relaxed vibe and ahead of its time (I think) but a bit background music-y for me today.

Blonde On Blonde by Bob Dylan
Nov 08 2025

Didn't captivate me as much as Dylan's others!

White Blood Cells by The White Stripes
Nov 09 2025

Yep. This bangs from wall to wall. I'd like to apologise to the Whites for not giving their other album a 5. We'd only just started the list so I wasn't calibrated properly.

The Band by The Band
Nov 10 2025

Pretty fun. It's giving "toy story" more than randy Newman! Heh.

Court And Spark by Joni Mitchell
Nov 11 2025

Gorgeous vocals. Like listening to honey.

Aja by Steely Dan
Nov 12 2025

Imagine, IMAGINE, being so into Steely Dan that you can muster four separate opinions about four separate albums. Baffling.

Goodbye And Hello by Tim Buckley
Nov 13 2025

I don't think this is Tim Buckley's fault but the genre overload of this sort of thing in this list makes it impossible to listen objectively without feeling like you've hear it all before. Pretty, but forgettable.

Led Zeppelin by Led Zeppelin
Nov 15 2025

Yeehaw! 🀠🎸

Nov 16 2025

This errs on the "too heavy" side of heavy metal for me. Once again I'm writing the same review for this genre: the instrumental backing is awesome (bonus point for the many and varied πŸ”₯ riffs here)... but the vocals and lyrics make me wanna pull my headphones out of my ears. And throw them in the river.

Southern Rock Opera by Drive-By Truckers
Nov 17 2025

So odd. Perhaps if I was a man in southern USA and into inexplicably long filler tracks about drinking beer which blend indistinguishably into one another I might get it. But I'm a woman in the UK who prefers music with any kind of notable features. And so I didn't get it.

Bossanova by Pixies
Nov 18 2025

Only knowing where is your mind, I had the wrong idea about pixies. That's definitely them at their best, but I'm glad I stuck this out. Improved as it went along and a thoroughly decent "weird rock" entry.

The Who Sell Out by The Who
Nov 19 2025

Uhm, weird. I pay for Spotify so I don't have to listen to ads.

The Chronic by Dr. Dre
Nov 20 2025

You know, I had snoop ft. His good friend dre the other day and I didn't really enjoy it. This is dre ft. his good friend snoop and to my ears it is the same album. But for some reason, I really enjoyed it today. Maybe I'm just in a different mood.

Stephen Stills by Stephen Stills
Nov 21 2025

Today I learned "love the one you're with" is not a will young original!!!! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜… Some great guitar but a bit twee and one-dimensional in other places.

Amnesiac by Radiohead
Nov 22 2025

Good??? Depressing??? Masterful??? Boring??? Who could say???

Fuzzy Logic by Super Furry Animals
Nov 23 2025

Yikes! And not in a fun way! My ears hurt but I'm intrigued?

Nov 24 2025

At first I was like, oh no! (when I turned it on) And then I was like, this is a story. (when poison arrow came on πŸ•ΊπŸΌ)

Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath
Nov 25 2025

Eh. I liked black sabbath last time but this one isn't for me.

Hms Fable by Shack
Nov 26 2025

I was prepared to hate this on account of being "misc rock" but you know what. I enjoyed it. I will promptly be forgetting about it, but I don't think it deserves the hate it's had in the reviews.

Nov 27 2025

Wow. Haunting in places, and surprisingly funky in others! Not exactly a fun listen but hats off to this. Sinead O'Connor knew exactly what she wanted to say and always delivered it with a punch. The honesty here is visceral. The sheer nerve required to make ethereal exquisite art from pain. Rip Sinead you were a real one.

The KΓΆln Concert by Keith Jarrett
Nov 28 2025

This is great, I was going to give a 3 but after reading the back story, a bonus point for being 🀯improvised🀯 on a bad piano. Pretty mind blowing. But I'd argue this this is more classical than jazz and as such I'm not sure it's place is on this list?

Gorillaz by Gorillaz
Nov 29 2025

Funkytown. Weird and wonderful. 🦍

Third by Portishead
Nov 30 2025

I get the pitch here, but this just doesn't nail it for me. Needs a stronger vocal to achieve the arty ethereal vibe I think it's trying for.

Dec 02 2025

Wasn't keen on the first track but man did it pick up after that! So many classics! Such a great use of a distinctive sound

Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen
Dec 03 2025

Melancholy, straightforward, but so evocative. Why am I nostalgic for a city in a time I will never meet? It's all-american and yet somehow relatable on every level. That's the power of Springsteen.

Dec 04 2025

Hm. Not for me, but probably my third favourite Ice after Cube and Vanilla, so, bronze medal I guess.

Moby Grape by Moby Grape
Dec 05 2025

Wow!!! I love moby grape!!! Thank you list!!!

Achtung Baby by U2
Dec 06 2025

This is so generic. Good lord. It sounds like the music they play in superdrug because they don't want to pay for the real stuff. I have never forgiven U2 for the un-deletable "free album" that appeared in my meticulously curated iTunes against my will, spoiling the vibe and not going away. The assumption that we would be grateful for this because it's so amazing?! The reason it was so egregious is because it was so mid!!! Anyway, this is like that.

Green Onions by Booker T. & The MG's
Dec 07 2025

Funky and fun. One of my favoured instrumentals so far though I still prefer a few words!

Olympia 64 by Jacques Brel
Dec 08 2025

I enjoyed trying to apply my gcse French to this. Verdict : fail. But that's more of an indictment of the British school system than Jacques Brel.

Rock 'N Soul by Solomon Burke
Dec 09 2025

Man. They don't make music like this any more. Imagine being in the clerb when You're Good For Me drops. What a time.

Mermaid Avenue by Billy Bragg
Dec 10 2025

I only knew Billy Bragg from his politics (which I kinda rate) so was nice to hear he also makes music which I kinda rate. You go Billy.

Treasure by Cocteau Twins
Dec 11 2025

OK, I thought cocteau twins was a vibe the first time around. It still kinda is, BUT, the concept of a second entry has caught me completely off guard. This is the same, does it deserve a place on this list?! Is it more groundbreaking or different than the other one?! Some might say, is this necessary?

Moon Safari by Air
Dec 12 2025

I can see what they're going for here, I'm glad I stuck it out because there was some interesting variety of stuff, but I think this falls into "too experimental to be fun" for me...

Rubber Soul by Beatles
Dec 13 2025

The problem with the movie "yesterday" was that it was supposed to be believable that in the modern day, amid a sea of modern music which was inspired by the Beatles + 60 years further development, that anyone would still be bowled over by the beatles' original tunes if they heard it for the first time today. Well, that was me today, and I had a lovely time but I wasn't necessarily bowled over. Of course, the Beatles DID actually do this first at a time when there was nothing like it, so kudos for that. I guess you had to be there

Step In The Arena by Gang Starr
Dec 15 2025

Smooth as butter and some great sharp lyrics.

Document by R.E.M.
Dec 17 2025

Right. This is helped massively by the apocalyptic banger to end all bangers, the end of the world as we know it, which could have listed the score on its own, but the rest of it is wall to wall bops too. TAKE MY 5

Exit Planet Dust by The Chemical Brothers
Dec 18 2025

One of my preferred instrumentals I guess? No hey boy hey girl though is it!

War by U2
Dec 19 2025

Ugghhhhhhh we had U2 the other day. Leave me alone. They still aren't good. 😠

Boston by Boston
Dec 21 2025

Any album that starts with more than a feeling isn't going to be a bad album is it. It's almost too strong an opener so I guess it was all downhill from there but I still had a blast.

Thriller by Michael Jackson
Dec 22 2025

Thriller, beat it and Billie Jean are bops, the rest is mid honestly.

Smash by The Offspring
Dec 23 2025

I can see you have to be in the right mood for THIS, AND BOY WAS I!!!!!! Already a great time and then self esteem hits? Directly into my veins please and thank you.

Dec 26 2025

OK, these are great Christmas songs. Is an album of well known Christmas songs suitable for the 1001 albums you must listen before you die? I mean I guess if it's possible you've never heard them before...

This Year's Model by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Dec 28 2025

This is a funky jukebox although I feel his vocals could be a little stronger. Ahead of its time though

Imagine by John Lennon
Dec 30 2025

Today I learned John without Paul is like Meg without Jack. Sorry John. RIP to a legend - but the Beatles are where it's at.

The New Tango by Astor Piazzolla
Dec 31 2025

If you want a nuanced, full and faithful adaptation of my experience of listening to this today, simply to go youtube and type in "jerry human music".

Quiet Life by Japan
Jan 01 2026

I'm not mad at this. It was cure-y in places and Bowie-ish in others. But less good.

The Rising by Bruce Springsteen
Jan 02 2026

Loved some of this, thought quite a few tracks were a bit basic, and a few bordering on... worship music vibe? Not my fav, but it's still Springsteen, so it's a head and shoulders above half the contenders here.

Who's Next by The Who
Jan 03 2026

Pro tip: don't start an obscenely long self indulgent two and a half hour multi disc album with your best track. It's allllllll downhill from there. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Da Capo by Love
Jan 04 2026

Ahead of its time! In that I thought obnoxious 18 minute single tracks came much later.

Winter In America by Gil Scott-Heron
Jan 05 2026

Great vocals, great backing. Was that a flute? Count me in.

Fragile by Yes
Jan 06 2026

Wow! I almost started to miss generic dad rock! For real this is giving nothing.

Jan 07 2026

This is an interesting one, because I actually really enjoyed it but I also definitely could have died before listening to it and it would have been fine.

evermore by Taylor Swift
Jan 08 2026

I'm sorry. I've tried my best and I just don't understand the hype around Taylor Swift. The plot of every single lyric being a broadly old fashioned take on pining after a man. The grab at some kind of "artful" with the all lower case. The attempt to reference otherart and culture but the insistence on misunderstanding the meaning of the road less travelled! Lol. The melodies and vocals are fine but not "most powerful artist currently on planet earth" good. I just don't get it. Sidebar: is this the only bon iver entry on the list? A tragedy if so. 😭

GREY Area by Little Simz
Jan 09 2026

"I'm a feminist but..." I HATED this. Sorry.

The Fat Of The Land by The Prodigy
Jan 10 2026

Yee ha. This is great hype music. Falls apart a bit on closer inspection but who cares!

Blue Lines by Massive Attack
Jan 11 2026

Funky, but made me feel nothing.

Armed Forces by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
Jan 12 2026

This is my favourite of the flurry of Elvis Costellos we have had recently. Is it because it is a tiny bit more funky? Is it because I have Chemistry Class on my science themed playlist? Are green shirt and olivers army classics? Or are they just classics to my dad? I don't know, but they are classics to me because of this. 🀠

25 by Adele
Jan 13 2026

So great. If there are any 5s on this list, this has to be one of them. And it's not even her best album. The vocals, the melodies, the vivid evocation, the piano, the variety of vibes, the number of stand alone bangers. And she was only 25!!! 5 squared. So yeah it's a 5.

The Scream by Siouxsie And The Banshees
Jan 14 2026

This is another one I expect was ground breaking at the time (?) but on today's light was mid. Perhaps this is unfair, but either way I will be forgetting about it forever.

Snivilisation by Orbital
Jan 15 2026

There used to be an account on twitter called Art Decider where people would submit weird creative works that they were having trouble discerning between genius or garbage, and these would be duly designated as Art or Not Art. Since Twitter is now a hellscape and the account is defunct, let me help with this one. Not Art.

Mask by Bauhaus
Jan 16 2026

I forgot to write my review during the day yesterday and this morning I have woken up and completely cannot recall it at all. No impact.

Rage Against The Machine by Rage Against The Machine
Jan 17 2026

Sure, maybe this is an acquired taste. Special thanks to the TV show Skins and the 2009 Facebook protest campaign to knock Joe McElderry off Christmas number 1, for helping me acquire it. And oh boy does it still slap today.

Definitely Maybe by Oasis
Jan 18 2026

Barnstorming. Not their best album but on the distribution of this list, still easily cleared the bar of 5. A great time!

Ray Of Light by Madonna
Jan 19 2026

I was geared to hate this and I had to assess why once I listened. Because I had legitimate reasons to think her pop was mid? Because she was already daring to be an Elder Pop Woman when I encountered her as a teen? On any case, I didn't hate this as much as I anticipated. Well done Madonna. Some of the opening tracks were good fun and Ray of Light itself is a banger. Fell down a bit later on but I'd already deemed it a 3. Turns out you can't get that kinda generational staying power in an industry stacked against you unless you have at least a few songs that go off.

Pink Moon by Nick Drake
Jan 20 2026

Gorgeous. Can hear the influence on other stuff I loved as a teen, bright eyes, city and colour - that this is from 1972 is unbelievable.

Bayou Country by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Jan 21 2026

If I lived in the bayou, I think I would love this. But I live in Oxford. Heh.

Synchronicity by The Police
Jan 22 2026

This was quite grating and very clearly thought it was more meaningful that it was. I'm looking at you dinosaur song.

Veckatimest by Grizzly Bear
Jan 23 2026

Enjoyed this. Never heard of it but would have put money on the year 2009 from just listening. The most 2009 album ever made - not a bad thing in my opinion. :)

3 Feet High and Rising by De La Soul
Jan 24 2026

Oh man. I loved this. If you're not concentrating it's one thing (which I liked) and if you are concentrating it's another (which I loved). Hip hop with a side serving of silly. Rap for the whole family. So happy I now know the Greatest Secret.

Manassas by Stephen Stills
Jan 25 2026

Really good.

Let England Shake by PJ Harvey
Jan 26 2026

I preferred this to her last outing, but I just don't understand pj Harvey.

Bad by Michael Jackson
Jan 27 2026

Once again, my moral dilemma fading away as I realised this album is much more mid than it's best tracks suggest it might be.

Morrison Hotel by The Doors
Jan 28 2026

Me listening to this for the first time : 😱

The Specials by The Specials
Jan 29 2026

Thank you!! This is what I come to the list for!

Destroyer by KISS
Jan 30 2026

I really enjoyed this because I thought a kiss were a parody band. Then someone at work told me it's not a parody. But the question is, what is parody in art? Doesn't all art imitate life? Why is art imitating art any different? Am I having a gene simmons-based existential crisis?

Catch A Fire by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Jan 31 2026

Very pleasant but every song melded unidenitifably into the next.

Scream, Dracula, Scream by Rocket From The Crypt
Feb 01 2026

The only thing I can say about this is that I wasn't disappointed. And that's because I looked at the name and knew in advance I would hate it.

Ritual De Lo Habitual by Jane's Addiction
Feb 02 2026

I know some people who are super into Jane's Addiction, so I thought I might be super into Jane's Addiction. Alas. It was not to be.

A Girl Called Dusty by Dusty Springfield
Feb 03 2026

This had me realllyyyyy confused about what were covers and what weren't. We all know my opinion about covers being on this list, but, I had a great time.

New Boots And Panties by Ian Dury
Feb 04 2026

I actually don't know what to write about this. Lol. Was it a bit crude and one note? Yes? Was it good fun? Yes?

Hypnotised by The Undertones
Feb 05 2026

Good fun, never heard before, thank you album game πŸ™

The Healer by John Lee Hooker
Feb 06 2026

This was fun. Every album should feature a funky flute and every album should feature Bonnie Raitt.

Abbey Road by Beatles
Feb 07 2026

Imagine getting to the grand old age of 32 without ever listening to the most famous album of all time. And then turns out it's a 5 out of 5.

Blood On The Tracks by Bob Dylan
Feb 08 2026

Since this list has taken me on a journey from Bob Beginner to Discerning Dylan Devotee, I feel confident that this must be one of his best. And they're all pretty great tbh.

Feb 09 2026

I actually expect WEIRDER from Eno, so I'm low key a bit disappointed.

Natty Dread by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Feb 10 2026

Thought I would enjoy this more, but somehow, the surrounding songs made me enjoy no woman no cry ✨less✨. I think because it all sounded quite similar.

Kid A by Radiohead
Feb 11 2026

Hi. I only knew one thing about Radiohead and that was "Creep". Banger, but completely gave me the wrong idea of the vibe of their more extended works, so I never looked into it. Now to this album. This gave me STRONG "this directly influenced Everything Everything" notes and I LOVE Everything Everything. Absolutely top tier from the go. Weird, unique, artful, compelling. OK ok I get it now. @EE don't worry you guys are still my number one 😘

Nowhere by Ride
Feb 12 2026

Another "I thought I enjoyed this at the time but in the cold light of day I can't remember it at all" conundrum.

Aqualung by Jethro Tull
Feb 13 2026

Imagine being a person whose personality was that they are really into Jethro Tull.

Live At Leeds by The Who
Feb 14 2026

This sounds very decent for a live recording, and Substitute is fun, but nothing you can do will make me like the Who!!!!! Go away the Who!!!!

Sweet Baby James by James Taylor
Feb 15 2026

My father once said to me, "I know some people who absolutely love James Taylor". I couldn't tell if he disapproved of that opinion, but it's time to come clean: I'm one of them.

Legalize It by Peter Tosh
Feb 16 2026

If you absolutely love smoking weed, I'm happy for you I guess. Doesn't make listening to songs about it interesting though. Redeemed slightly by some of the other tracks.

Channel Orange by Frank Ocean
Feb 17 2026

Frank Ocean has completely totally and utterly consumed some of my friends. Having listened, I definitely enjoyed it, but my life is unchanged.

Teenage Head by Flamin' Groovies
Feb 19 2026

Fine. Not better than the stones.

There's A Riot Goin' On by Sly & The Family Stone
Feb 20 2026

Funky, but I listened to this for 45 minutes in a traffic jam and when I arrived at work I couldn't remember a single second of it.

Remain In Light by Talking Heads
Feb 21 2026

"once in a lifetime"? Great. Rest? Too much vibe, not enough... anything else

Moss Side Story by Barry Adamson
Feb 22 2026

I didn't NOT enjoy this, but????? Huh??????

Feb 23 2026

One of the greatest voices of all time and opens on one of the biggest bangers of all time. Almost too good of an opening and tailed off for me a little after this but obviously, one of the greats.

Ramones by Ramones
Feb 24 2026

I love a band t-shirt me, but since I'm a snob, my least favourite thing is people wearing band t-shirts of bands they don't listen to. Feast your eyes upon every teenage girl wearing a Ramones t-shirt from primark. Do they love the Ramones? Or is the t-shirt just cool? As a former teenage girl myself, I'll let you in on a secret, the t-shirt is cool. And hey, now I've listened to the Ramones and I loved it! I might go get me one of them t-shirts.

Raw Like Sushi by Neneh Cherry
Feb 26 2026

This is great. The haters are wrong. Bye ✌️

Shaft by Isaac Hayes
Feb 27 2026

Movie soundtrack? The SHAFT MOVIE SOUNDTRACK?! WHAT?????? Requesting Hairspray to the list then please and thank you.

Is This It by The Strokes
Feb 28 2026

Day 309 and this is the first day that I've opened the app to see an album I already love all the way through. And oh man what a great day. Me and my pals used to play this at work and shout "is this the BEST strokes song?" at the end of every track. The screeching squeaking highs, the thrumming lows, the funky riffs, the unintelligible lyrics, the endless "giant knee or small butt" debate - I LOVE THIS ALBUM. The funny thing is the best strokes song is not even on this album (under cover of darkness iykyk) and yet this could not be more of a 5/5.

Honky Tonk Heroes by Waylon Jennings
Mar 01 2026

I'm sorry. I hate country. I think this might be good country? But I still hate it.

A Wizard, A True Star by Todd Rundgren
Mar 02 2026

Weird, but in a fun way. Eh, at least he's trying something different.

Bitches Brew by Miles Davis
Mar 03 2026

Stuck in traffic on the way home and didn't even finish the first track. Nope.

Chelsea Girl by Nico
Mar 04 2026

Some of this was beautiful, and some of it was horrible. So, 3?

Mar 05 2026

I think this is a Good album. Could I be biased by the preceding several days of absolute drudgery? Who could say. Anyway ways, I liked it. Doves are the sort of band I pretended to be into as a tween/teen to look cool but I had secretly never listened to any of their stuff. Does this mean I am cool now? 🀞

Axis: Bold As Love by Jimi Hendrix
Mar 06 2026

Gah. Obviously a good album. Is it for me? Not really.

Metallica by Metallica
Mar 07 2026

Do I like metal now?????

Let It Bleed by The Rolling Stones
Mar 08 2026

Just because this is the stones does not make country any less bad!

Dirt by Alice In Chains
Mar 09 2026

I really thought this might be my kind of thing, but it was sooooo mid.

Play by Moby
Mar 10 2026

A lot of this was kinda boring, but moby is weird and I dig weird. Also, porcelain is a banger.

Casanova by The Divine Comedy
Mar 12 2026

You know what, I really enjoyed this. Is it kinda silly? Sure! Is it also funny and different? Yes!

Idlewild by Everything But The Girl
Mar 13 2026

I don't know, I really enjoyed this. Pretty and soulful and hits the nostalgia factor. I don't know why the reviews are not great. Am I basic?

Different Class by Pulp
Mar 14 2026

I don't think there can be any arguing about whether this is an absolutely great and classic album. It is. And somehow, even in 2026, the futuristic fantasy of the year 2000 lands just the same. Can't wait to see how it goes!

Mar 15 2026

You know, I saw "noise rock" and assumed I would hate this. And I didn't hate it! I didn't LIKE it, but I didn't hate it.

Third/Sister Lovers by Big Star
Mar 16 2026

Man. OK I think this guy was going though something, but it did not make for an enjoyable listen. By the time I finished the album I felt miserable.

Heroes to Zeros by The Beta Band
Mar 18 2026

This is fine. Should it be on this list? Probably not.

Fever Ray by Fever Ray
Mar 20 2026

The 00s are seemingly underrepresented on this list, which is a shame for me, because in the 00s I was a cool teen who knew about popular and/or "niche but good" music. Or at least I thought I was. So far I have heard of 0 entries on this list from that era. So I think they weren't super well known or culturally defining (which seems to be the case for other eras) and to my ear they are also not "unusual but suitably mind blowing as to deserve a spot on the list", which I would love. So what gives??

Harvest by Neil Young
Mar 21 2026

I think some of the backing musicianship on this might be good to great (?) but it is sooooo hard to tell because of his pathetic, soft, nasal and annoying vocals.

Survivor by Destiny's Child
Mar 23 2026

Well welll well. I was excited for this as it birthed some all time bangers which you could file under "early feminist pop" HOWEVER... This is a crazy album actually. Obviously it's great in places, but front loading all three greats is an EXTREMELY bold move. The second half.... What on earth? From feminist anthems straight into slut-shaming! From a random very specific spoken word best friend song to straight up worship music at the end?! Is it sexy? Yes? Is it judgemental of other women's sexuality? Also yes. Is it feminist? Kinda? Is it low key also a worship album? Yes?????? My mind is boggled.

With The Beatles by Beatles
Mar 24 2026

All my loving and please Mr postman great. Others all great but... Dare I say it, a bit samey. I get it, it's the Beatles.

The Slim Shady LP by Eminem
Mar 25 2026

If you don't listen to a single word I actually quite like Eminem's general sound but unfortunately if you pay attention to the lyrics, abandon hope all ye who enter here.

Guero by Beck
Mar 27 2026

Almost funky, but so boring!!

Getz/Gilberto by Stan Getz
Mar 28 2026

Pleasant, but made me feel like a Sim.

Let Love Rule by Lenny Kravitz
Mar 30 2026

How old are you? I am "I mainly know of Lenny Kravitz from his starring turn in the hit 2012 dysopian film franchise The Hunger Games" years old. Like, I did know he was famous for making music, but I'd be hard pressed to recall every knowingly listening to a second of it. And you know what, this is good fun! I now understand why he is mainly known not for being Lenny Kravitz as Cinna but for being Lenny Kravitz as Lenny Kravitz. And I like it.

Apr 01 2026

Not my favourite kinks albums far, but still a banger. David Watts, hilarious, Waterloo sunset, gorgeous.

Closer by Joy Division
Apr 02 2026

Meh. This was not as cool, fun or interesting as the wombats or the t shirt wearers had me believe.

Dry by PJ Harvey
Apr 03 2026

What is happening to me????? I HATED the first pj harvey album we had on here, and I thought the second one was ok. However, I genuinely enjoyed this one.

Live! by Fela Kuti
Apr 04 2026

Uhhh. I'm sure this guy was having a great time but I found I wasn't necessarily participating....

Fever To Tell by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Apr 05 2026

Gah. I love other stuff by yeah yeah yeahs but this didn't really do it for me.

First Band On The Moon by The Cardigans
Apr 06 2026

Chill and funky, but no where close to the cardigans best. A little one note in places.

The Hour Of Bewilderbeast by Badly Drawn Boy
Apr 09 2026

Really enjoyed this, only knew a couple of badly drawn boy songs but the whole album was pretty.

Brutal Youth by Elvis Costello
Apr 10 2026

Errr, this one wasn't for me, bit of a slog in the middle. I get it he's very talented but I don't think EVERY Elvis Costello album needs to be on the list does it....?

Superfly by Curtis Mayfield
Apr 11 2026

Pretty fun, but we all know how I feel about movie soundtracks....

American Beauty by Grateful Dead
Apr 12 2026

Omg??????? I have always avoided listening to the grateful dead because I assumed from their name they were a thrash metal band?????? But what hvlave I just heard??? Well apparently I heard an "eclectic style that fused elements of rock, blues, jazz, folk, country, bluegrass, rock and roll, gospel, reggae, and world music with psychedelic"..... So not thrash metal then. Anyways I enjoyed this and this is exactly why I signed up to this little exercise. Consider my horizons broadened and my apologies to the grateful dead πŸ˜‚ although I do kinda think the name needs work shopping now....

Hail To the Thief by Radiohead
Apr 13 2026

I don't know if we're just being served all the best radiohead albums last, or something has changed in my brain, but I now love radiohead. This has such a unique sound and it inspired sooooo much.

Aladdin Sane by David Bowie
Apr 14 2026

Yah ok. This is my favourite of the Bowie albums we've had so far, which is funny because it doesn't even have the major hits, but it's listenable throughout. Still. I have yet to be bit by the Bowie bug. I assume there's 27 more of his albums so I expect I'll like one of those.

Too Rye Ay by Dexys Midnight Runners
Apr 15 2026

If you got an AI to extrapolate Come On Eileen into a whole album, it would be this. Which, is fine I guess? But a bit exhausting.

Foxbase Alpha by Saint Etienne
Apr 16 2026

This was suitably vibey and I am feeling generous today, so take my 4.

In Rainbows by Radiohead
Apr 18 2026

To basically paste my previous review, I think something has changed in my brain chemistry because it seems I love radiohead now. Solid album, no complaints directed at radiohead, but unfortunately that last review I mentioned was ✨not even a week ago✨. It's too much radiohead folks! Surely there are some other artists that could have taken an entry on the top 1000?

Songs The Lord Taught Us by The Cramps
Apr 19 2026

This is like a parallel universe where Elvis presley is the lead singer of a goth rock band. And you know, I didn't hate it.

2112 by Rush
Apr 20 2026

This was very.... ✨standard✨, but not dislikeable! I don't know, perhaps I am just basic.

What's Going On by Marvin Gaye
Apr 22 2026

This is objectively a Good album, but it's surely a bit too Christian-specific worship heavy to class as a album EVERYONE must listen to before they die... Right? Or is this list trying to save my soul?

Your Arsenal by Morrissey
Apr 23 2026

Fine!! I admit it! I like Morrissey! ... Obviously not as a person, but "we hate it when our friends become successful, and if they're northern, that makes it even worse" is funny. Sorry. Final thought: Perhaps Morrissey should listen to national front disco.

Basket of Light by Pentangle
Apr 24 2026

Gah. I hated this. I'm giving them a generous bonus point because I'm noting the year and hoping this was novel, but a lot of it sounded like medieval courtyard music, so I can't think so. The man's vocals, terrible, they shouldn't let him sing.

Tapestry by Carole King
Apr 25 2026

Gorgeous. More albums like this in the place of miscellaneous dad rock please πŸ™

Ill Communication by Beastie Boys
Apr 27 2026

Hehehh. You have to be in the right mood, but I was kinda in it.

Brothers In Arms by Dire Straits
Apr 28 2026

Dire straits were the first album we had on here (the self titled one) and after not really knowing their stuff, I loved it. I gave it a 4 because it was literally the first day and you can't go off on a 5, that's madness! THIS album is good too, however, it just reminded me of their self titled album and I ended up playing that one for half the day instead. Giving this a 4 and should have given the other a 5.

The Visitors by ABBA
Apr 29 2026

Pretty great. Having grown up only listening to a Greatest Hits compilation (and attending many an Abba bottomless brunch at hen dos) I was unfamiliar with their back catalogue. It's great obviously, but feed me the hits πŸ˜‹

Wild Is The Wind by Nina Simone
Apr 30 2026

That isn't really my sound. That said, I miss when real art was made from real emotion. Obviously this is masterful.

Loveless by My Bloody Valentine
May 01 2026

OK so hands up who got confused between My Bloody Valentine and Bullet For My Valentine. Ahem. πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈ. NOT what I was expecting from band with this name (in a good way) but also exactly the sort of impactless indie fuzz that serves as movie background music and nothing more. Inoffensive other than how boring it was.

Scum by Napalm Death
May 03 2026

Horrible. I was just driving home and suddenly I had the experience of being in a mosh pit. Which is not something I enjoy. I understand that on the bell curve of things that qualify as "music", this is... on there, but it's right at the tail end.

May 04 2026

It's been a while since we had this genre so my calibration needs tuning. I couldn't tell if this was good or bad.

Born In The U.S.A. by Bruce Springsteen
May 05 2026

If any Bruce Springsteen albums are a 5, and I think they must be, then it's this one. BOOOORN IN THE USAAAA, I screamed relatably as I coasted down the A34 towards Oxford. Yep, still slaps.

L'Eau Rouge by The Young Gods
May 07 2026

This is my least favourite genre of music, but I don't know, it was kinda fun in French.

Music in Exile by Songhoy Blues
May 09 2026

Yeah, pretty funky and fun!

Zombie by Fela Kuti
May 10 2026

Not normally into an instrumental but this one was a party!

Tidal by Fiona Apple
May 12 2026

This slaps and I believe she was extremely young when she made this????? Mind boggling.

Figure 8 by Elliott Smith
May 13 2026

Gorgeous. Wondered why I had never heard of him. Googled him. 😒.

Rust In Peace by Megadeth
May 15 2026

My discerning ear for metal rates this not as good as Metallica but much better than napalm death.

xx by The xx
May 16 2026

I can't tell if I'm biased as this was the soundtrack to my teenage years, but I don't think so. I think this is a genuinely great album. Others have imitated, but this is the real deal. The LAYERS on crystallised! Iconic.

Lust For Life by Iggy Pop
May 17 2026

I don't know, I only know iggy pop from being a weird guy. Turns out he's made some decent music too πŸ˜‚. Good for you iggy

Arrival by ABBA
May 18 2026

I don't know if this is a coincidence because it was eurovision yesterday, but anyway. Last night the land of my fathers snatched victory from the jaws of defeat with an absolute banger and saved eurovision. Thank you Dara and also this ABBA album slaps. The perfect album for a victory lap. ✌️

Aftermath by The Rolling Stones
May 19 2026

Just because the stones are the stones, doesn't make every album great. This one is quite good though.

May 20 2026

Hot take: I don't think every single Lennon, Mccartney and Beatles album needs to be on this list just because it's them. For example, this one could be trimmed, and I would still get the picture.

Tanto Tempo by Bebel Gilberto
May 21 2026

Pleasant. No shade to her that I don't speak Portuguese (?) .

Bandwagonesque by Teenage Fanclub
May 22 2026

Wow. I saw "1991" and was hoping for alternative rock / britpop vibes but my hopes weren't high. What I got was... So much more? A cool genre mix and a fun overall sound. Why have I never heard of these guys? Thank you album game πŸ™

Siamese Dream by The Smashing Pumpkins
May 23 2026

I can't think what to say for this. Yep, I really enjoyed it. "Smashing."

Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon & Garfunkel
May 25 2026

Me, seeing this album title: oh great, I know this is a classic album so I'm excited to finally listen to it Me, realising I already know every song because it is SUCH a classic album: 🀯

Led Zeppelin IV by Led Zeppelin
May 26 2026

Yeah, this is funky and fun as always. I will probably never listen to this again and have already forgotten it but it probably made me look cool as I rolled up to the toll booth this morning, so there's that.

Gasoline Alley by Rod Stewart
May 27 2026

Better than I was expecting, but the bar was low.

Bluesbreakers by John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers
May 28 2026

I was really enjoying this until someone at work told me Eric Clapton is in this. I'm going to pretend I don't know.

Bookends by Simon & Garfunkel
May 29 2026

This is great, obviously because it's Simon and Garfunkel, but unfortunately we had Bridge Over Troubled Water just four days ago and of course this pales in comparison. Not to throw accusations but it feels a LITTLE like this album is only on this list to shoehorn Mrs Robinson in.

Murmur by R.E.M.
May 30 2026

This is good because it's REM but unfortunately it's another victim of this band having far, far greater albums that deserve a spot on this list and makes me think this one, which is... Fine, probably could have been cut so another artist could get a spot and bring some variety to this list.

In Our Heads by Hot Chip
May 31 2026

Hot Chip?? HOT CHIP ON THIS LIST???? When I was a teen, me and my two friends thought we were the only people who were knew about Hot Chip. We had discovered them on ✨the Internet✨. We loved them committedly and even formed our own tribute band called Hop Chip featuring, amongst other things, Susan's rabbit and guinea pig on keyboard and synth respectively. Anyway, the point is, 20 years later I am absolutely chuffed to see Hot Chip here. Turns out it wasn't just the three of us after all. And this is actually a new album for me (I was a Made In The Dark/One Life Stand gal) and of course I love it. Here's to you, the Chips 🍻

No. I'm sorry. The man who wrote this list obviously loves pj harvey. I don't blame you guy, if I was writing this list of course I'd put all my favourite albums. And haven't bothered to do that so I can't really complain.

The Colour Of Spring by Talk Talk
Jun 02 2026

Definitely good. However I listened twice all the way through and I can't recall it at all. Then I looked it up and listened again to everyone's favourite and most lauded tracks again. And I didn't didn't QUITE get the hype.

Permission to Land by The Darkness
Jun 03 2026

Well well well. I simply don't know what to make of this. I have never been ENTIRELY sure whether the darkness were a sort of parody or not. Only knowing the (amazing) "I believe in a thing called love" and the (amazing... parody?) "christmas time: don't let the bells end" (lol). Knowing they were a one(ish) hit wonder, it's therefore not shocking at all that the rest of this album doesn't reach the heady heights of IBIATCL. However, I still had a good time and hey, they were really trying... something.

Welcome To The Pleasuredome by Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Jun 04 2026

What on earth to say about this. I think there is some cultural and political context I am missing here due to my youthful age which perhaps means I do not appreciate this as much as I should??? Relax, great, two tribes great, cover of War, horrible, weird mumbly and talky interludes, rubbish. Truly a mixed bag, almost leading me to DNF before Power of Love. Which would have been a shame. So, 3 due to a last minute redemption.

Go Girl Crazy by The Dictators
Jun 05 2026

I don't think I "got" this at all. Baffling.

Faust IV by Faust
Jun 07 2026

Horrible.

Jun 08 2026

Wow. MGMT eh. Where to begin? Firstly, how could some random undergrads playing on laptops outside student halls invent not one, not two, but three all time bangers? Second, despite the ubiquity of these bangers, how is it no one has ever listened to the album or any further singles? Thirdly, are they OK? And finally, how can this be almost 20 years old? That must mean I am older than 20 years old?

Kind Of Blue by Miles Davis
Jun 10 2026

Made me feel like a Sim, but in a fun way.

Arc Of A Diver by Steve Winwood
Jun 11 2026

Actually, I loved this. It's the kind of earnest and perfectly executed pop you just can't get away with making any more. An absolute precision strike of production.

Repeater by Fugazi
Jun 12 2026

Like foo fighters, but worse.

Dust by Screaming Trees
Jun 13 2026

Reasonably enjoyable, but bordering on the generic. Can't identify what about this would stand it out as a "must listen"

Suzanne Vega by Suzanne Vega
Jun 14 2026

Disliked the opener (talky singing not for me) but warmed to the style of it over time.

Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd
Jun 15 2026

Never really listened to Pink Floyd before so was excited when I opened this one up. And this was cool.

ImmigrΓ©s by Youssou N'Dour
Jun 16 2026

Eh. Not for me.

All Mod Cons by The Jam
Jun 17 2026

My dad gave me listening instructions for this and honestly I tried to follow them but then I failed to listen in an unbiased manner but then I felt bad because I didn't enjoy it as much as I knew he wanted me to but then I went on holiday and forgot about it but then I remembered I did enjoy it really and it's OK if it's not a 5 for me because it doesn't have the same nostalgia factor as it does for my dad and also he gave hot chip a 1. Dad, this isn't revenge for that, but it's allowing me to speak my truth.

Connected by Stereo MC's
Jun 18 2026

I loved this! I thought it was so fun. A friend told me they gave it a 1. I don't know if I am incorrect or I should give my pal a 1.

Juju by Siouxsie And The Banshees
Jun 20 2026

This sounds like the sort of grungy girl rock that my husband listens to that I find a bit misc, but hey, at least these guys were doing it way before everyone else.

Franz Ferdinand by Franz Ferdinand
Jun 26 2026

I didn't need to listen to this, as I already knew it was a 5, but I listened to the whole lot anyway. A great album by a great band who have still got the sauce. Especially live (rumour has it)

Let It Be by The Replacements
Jun 28 2026

This sounds like your mate's band playing out of his dad's garage.

Disintegration by The Cure
Jun 30 2026

This is good, because it's the cure, but it's not *quintessential * cure for me.

More Specials by The Specials
Jul 01 2026

Not funny, vocals not good, not musically interesting, not memorable. I have heard of the specials but never really heard them, and this is.... Surprising.

#1 Record by Big Star
Jul 03 2026

Very enjoyable if your into this sort of thing. A bit generic in places,but I'm not mad at it.

So Much For The City by The Thrills
Jul 04 2026

Thought I had never heard of these guys, but then Big Sur came on. Great. Faded a bit at the end but a solidly enjoyable album.

Jul 05 2026

One thing I've learned from this list is there are soooo many albums which open on their greatest banger of all time by a head and shoulders, and then it's all downhill from there. For me, this is an inexplicable and baffling phenomenon. And here is a great example of one. This album is a 4/5 if you stop three minutes in.*** ***edit. I have just learned this is a Greatest Hits album. LOL. Incidentally, I saw the Hives at Reading Festival 2012 and they tried to make everyone sit down but they didn't have the authority to command it. Not everyone can be Frank Turner eh. I would like to formally apologise to the Hives if I've mixed them up with another band in this anecdote. As I say it was 14 years ago and I was a young whipper snapper who may have had one or two tinnies. I guess it might have been the Courteeners.

Bubble And Scrape by Sebadoh
Jul 06 2026

Poor man's Nirvana. Boring and forgettable.

Ellington at Newport by Duke Ellington
Jul 07 2026

Errr. I'm sure this is amazing but I don't really like live albums or instrumentals and I especially don't like talky bits as whole tracks.

Future Days by Can
Jul 08 2026

Sigh. There is a reason why this is not what most music is like.

Infected by The The
Jul 09 2026

I misjudged this. The album title, the artwork - I was expecting either thrash metal or noise rock, and I was so pleasantly surprised, I think maybe I might have enjoyed it more than I should because my expectations were on the floor. Goes to show you can't trust an (album?) by its cover.

Paris 1919 by John Cale
Jul 10 2026

Not for me. Ropey vocals, dull, and mediocre.

Talking Book by Stevie Wonder
Jul 11 2026

Superstition awesome obviously but was disappointed to find the rest of it wasn't really my thing.

1977 by Ash
Jul 16 2026

I only knew Girl from Mars (which slaps), but pleased to hear the whole album slaps. Girl from Mars slaps the hardest though.

G. Love And Special Sauce by G. Love & Special Sauce
Jul 20 2026

Hehehh. I don't know. I didn't closely analyse this, but I enjoyed my day.

Vespertine by BjΓΆrk
Jul 21 2026

I was on exactly the right mood for this.

The La's by The La's
Jul 22 2026

Wow. This is not what you think it's going to be if you only know There She Goes. Which is interesting, but ultimately I thought there she goes was the best of the bunch.

Shaka Zulu by Ladysmith Black Mambazo
Jul 23 2026

Hi! I don't think worship music should be on this list! Also, to my shame, I only knew of ladysmith black mambazo from mean girls, and I did naaat have the right idea. Lol.

Hot Shots II by The Beta Band
Jul 25 2026

I think I kinda enjoyed these guys last time but I just found this one really boring, unobtrusive and forgettable.

School's Out by Alice Cooper
Jul 26 2026

I genuinely enjoyed this and it didn't even have my favourite song (poison) on it. Incidentally I was just listening to a podcast yesterday about how Alice Cooper caused quite the scandal in the 70s as "schools out" was deemed far too controversial for mainstream play. Oh how times have changed. I wonder if he knows it'd being played at all the school discos now.

Butterfly by Mariah Carey
Jul 28 2026

Is this my preferred genre, no, but you have to give credit to the greatest voice of a generation.

Arular by M.I.A.
Jul 31 2026

Gah. This was so close to being something I could like but I was just executed so poorly. I think MIA made like 1/2 absolute bangers but nowhere to be seen here.

Feast of Wire by Calexico
Aug 01 2026

Surprisingly funky and fun! Can I remember it? Of course not!

Aug 02 2026

Oh boy. Boring. Today of all days I got stuck in a traffic jam with no way to turn this off. I guess it made me feel like a tortoise so at least it was thematic.

The Hissing Of Summer Lawns by Joni Mitchell
Aug 04 2026

Pretty and heartfelt and indistinguishable to my ear from the other joni mitchell album we had, but in no bad way.

Parachutes by Coldplay
Aug 05 2026

It's easy to be a hater, but this particular album is... Great? "Trouble" is a masterclass sorry not sorry.

Hounds Of Love by Kate Bush
Aug 06 2026

How old are you? I am "I thought hounds of love was a futureheads song" years old. I apologise to Ms Bush for my ignorance. Is this the best Kate Bush album?? Running up that hill straight into hounds of love?? Cloud busting????? Girlllll

Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere by Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Aug 07 2026

Slightly more pleasant than I thought it would be, but still just sooooo middle of the road for me. @ app creators thank you for this site because it is great. For the suggestion box, I have, that you cpuld add your birthday so that you always get a bona fide 5/5 that day and not, for example, Neil Young.

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