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You Love More Than Most

AlbumYouGlobalDiff
Shleep
Robert Wyatt
5 2.51 +2.49
Haut de gamme / Koweït, rive gauche
Koffi Olomide
5 2.62 +2.38
Shalimar
Rahul Dev Burman
5 2.64 +2.36
90
808 State
5 2.69 +2.31
Histoire De Melody Nelson
Serge Gainsbourg
5 2.71 +2.29
Medúlla
Björk
5 2.74 +2.26
Group Sex
Circle Jerks
5 2.75 +2.25
Olympia 64
Jacques Brel
5 2.78 +2.22
Djam Leelii
Baaba Maal
5 2.79 +2.21
Faust IV
Faust
5 2.79 +2.21

You Love Less Than Most

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Jagged Little Pill
Alanis Morissette
1 3.72 -2.72
Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
Arctic Monkeys
1 3.72 -2.72
Definitely Maybe
Oasis
1 3.54 -2.54
Hybrid Theory
Linkin Park
1 3.39 -2.39
Selling England By The Pound
Genesis
1 3.19 -2.19
No Other
Gene Clark
1 3.19 -2.19
The Bones Of What You Believe
CHVRCHES
1 3.16 -2.16
This Is Hardcore
Pulp
1 3.14 -2.14
Golden Hour
Kacey Musgraves
1 3.08 -2.08
Tuesday Night Music Club
Sheryl Crow
1 3.06 -2.06

Artists

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ArtistAlbumsAverage
David Bowie 5 5
Beatles 4 4.75
Nick Drake 3 5
Stevie Wonder 3 5
Radiohead 3 5
Marvin Gaye 3 5
Beastie Boys 3 4.67
Public Enemy 3 4.67
Elvis Presley 3 4.67
Funkadelic 2 5
Isaac Hayes 2 5
Björk 2 5
Ray Charles 2 5
The Clash 2 5
The Jam 2 5
Curtis Mayfield 2 5
The The 2 5
Sly & The Family Stone 2 5
Depeche Mode 2 5
Simon & Garfunkel 2 5
Muddy Waters 2 5
Bob Marley & The Wailers 2 5
Blur 3 4.33
Sonic Youth 3 4.33

Least Favorites

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ArtistAlbumsAverage
Dexys Midnight Runners 2 1
Gene Clark 2 1
Emerson, Lake & Palmer 2 1
The Who 4 1.75
Mudhoney 2 1.5
Christina Aguilera 2 1.5
Pulp 2 1.5
Genesis 2 1.5
Rod Stewart 2 1.5

Controversial

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Portishead 5, 2
Michael Jackson 2, 5, 5
Creedence Clearwater Revival 2, 5, 3
U2 5, 4, 2

5-Star Albums (172)

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Popular Reviews

Fuzzy Logic by Super Furry Animals

When participants of this project complain that there’s too much Britpop wanker bullshit on this list, they must be referring to this.

Here, My Dear by Marvin Gaye

If you’re going through it, this is the album for you. Considering the other concept albums on this list, this has to be among the best. Setting a song about attorney fees to a sexy slow jam, is the chef’s kiss of pettiness.

Tom Tom Club by Tom Tom Club

This was a lot more fun and creative than expected. Genius of Love is still one of the best songs ever recorded. But the rest is a real trip. Seriously unserious. Sweetly romantic, without ever being schmaltzy.

Youth And Young Manhood by Kings of Leon

For what reason does there need to be three records from this band, on this list? They’re not that good. This is some fanboy bullshit.

Deloused in the Comatorium by The Mars Volta

Hmmm… I don’t know about this. It’s like a lot of stuff I don’t like. Very dramatic and loud. Reminds me of Rush and Yes. And I don’t like them either. The instrumental was alright. Clearly there is talent here. But this record is not essential and I hope I never have to hear any of this ever again. Too far up its own ass to be anything but boring.

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Frank by Amy Winehouse
Nov 21 2023
Bryter Layter by Nick Drake
Nov 22 2023

Very pretty. Clearly influential

Fulfillingness' First Finale by Stevie Wonder
Nov 23 2023

Wonderful. A but too conceptual/70s jazz to be my favorite. But it’s undeniably beautifully crafted.

Tommy by The Who
Nov 24 2023

I’m sure it’s good. But I don’t really like The Who. And I am not in the mood for this today. Cannot get through one song. Calling it neutral, but today I fucking hate this shit.

GREY Area by Little Simz
Nov 27 2023

This was great. Totally new to me. Never heard of her. Everything was good. Good groove, easy to listen to and enjoy. Quality all around. Very nice surprise.

Diamond Life by Sade
Nov 28 2023

A favorite! All Sade is good. Already have several songs in a playlist. So glad to revisit this classic. Sounds like it was remastered at some point.

I Against I by Bad Brains
Nov 29 2023

I don’t like hardcore. This made me grind my teeth. Not for me.

Bitte Orca by Dirty Projectors
Nov 30 2023

This was interesting.

Mott by Mott The Hoople
Dec 01 2023
Headquarters by The Monkees
Dec 02 2023

Starts off sounding like the Beatles. Some genuinely good tracks. A good variety of sounds and styles. Not everything is great, but overall pretty good.

Unhalfbricking by Fairport Convention
Dec 03 2023

Already like Who Knows. Overall it’s much better than I expected. I like this better than some more well known artists. Feels unpolished in a good way. Not trying too hard. Just genuinely decent music. Love A Sailor’s Life. So far, fun and unpretentious. Not into everything, but it’s cute.

Oar by Alexander 'Skip' Spence
Dec 04 2023

I’m not sure about this. Calling it neutral. There’s some good work here. But it’s a little hard to listen to. A little too mumbly and meandering for me, but I can see the influence it had on music. It’s fine. It’s probably a lot better with a head full of acid.

Lazer Guided Melodies by Spiritualized
Dec 05 2023

Better than expected. Very Stone Roses, Jesus and Mary Chain, Velvet Underground, Sigur Ros. Smooth production. Not too loud or too much. Nice balance. Not too pop, not too avant garde. Kinda peaceful.

Dec 06 2023

Better than expected. Very Stone Roses, Jesus and Mary Chain, Velvet Underground, Sigur Ros. Smooth production. Not too loud or too much. Nice balance. Not too pop, not too avant garde. Kinda peaceful.

Devotional Songs by Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Dec 07 2023

Better than expected. 90+ minutes is a lot though.

Safe As Milk by Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
Dec 10 2023
Dec 11 2023

Sounds like Blur crossed with Primal Scream. It’s good, not great. Lots of Stone Roses, Velvet Underground and Jesus and Mary Chain influences. Not offensive or too much of anything. Nicely balanced. Fine for a mix. I’d go as far as to say that, because they are so much like other bands, they almost don’t have their own sound. It’s hard to crave something that is just like everything else. I’ll just listen to the original instead.

Back to Basics by Christina Aguilera
Dec 12 2023

How on earth are there two Christina Aguilera albums on this list? This is some bullshit.

Blur by Blur
Dec 13 2023

Actually owned this one back in the day. Not perfect, but still pretty great. Damon Albarn is still a dreamboat.

Dec 15 2023

I could do without all the spoken word bits. Really distracting. Otherwise, this has been a delight. Only knew one song. But the album has a good flow, good music.

Different Class by Pulp
Dec 17 2023

Already like Common People. First song made my teeth hurt. Second is boring. Oy. Turns out I don’t really like this. It’s trying too hard to be cute. Lots of posing. But the quality just isn’t there. It’s on par with Oasis or Coldplay. Ordinary. Not special or inventive. Like, they want to be Blur, but it’s not even close. Disappointed with this one. Expected better. So much hype for this band. This was boring.

Ramones by Ramones
Dec 18 2023

FUCK YES! 14 songs in 29 minutes. One of the best bands of all time. This is flawless.

Hypnotised by The Undertones
Dec 19 2023

Ok now this is actually cute. Never heard of them. First song wasn’t it. But as the album played, I got hooked. This band is tight. The production is clean. The lead’s voice isn’t my favorite, but this really comes together as quality, classic punk. Fun songs, good beats, sweet riffs. They nailed some blues guitar. Even rearranged a cover song. There’s a real range here. This was a nice surprise. Will definitely revisit. I was going to say the lead sounds like guy who sings Teenage Kicks. Turns out it’s the guy who sings Teenage Kicks.

90 by 808 State
Dec 20 2023

Oh snap haven’t heard this in ages. Had a cd single off this one. I am transported back in time from the first few beats. Wow this is a trip. It’s still so good. It’s the Hacienda, the Limelight. It’s old Broadway, the subway, the street hustle, the art, the rent parties. It’s the world before the internet. Before electronic and club music went mainstream. I can smell the steam from the smoke machine on the dance floor at the Palladium. When the rest of the world was listening to New Kids on the Block, this was happening in the club. It’s still so good.

Rapture by Anita Baker
Dec 21 2023

Oh I am so excited to see this on the list. It’s so nice to see anything other than more white men. It’s rare to find some soul in this list of sameness. Aaaaand of course Spotify has half the songs on the album blocked. SMH One of the things I admired about Anita Baker was that, at the absolute peak of fame, she walked away from it all to care for her sick relative. Just left the world behind for the sake of love. I still enjoy her music. The two big hits are still perfect r&b pop. Even my 80yr old grandfather used to like her back in the day. Her voice is effortless and clear. So much of the melody is carried in her singing. It’s hard not to blast this to sing along to. Her voice just invites you to join in. Really enjoying this. No One in the World is new to me and has been added to mixes now. Ok now pretty much everything has been saved to my lists. Forgot about Same Ole Love. Friggin’ love it. Excellent album. Wish it was fully available. Happy to have more Anita Baker in my life. This is a great example of 80’s quiet storm, easy r&b. Great music that still holds up. Perfect performances all around. Already replaying.

Ys by Joanna Newsom
Dec 22 2023

Annoying that it’s not available on Spotify. She’s very talented. Really only know her song “The Sprout and the Bean” which is not on this. This album is a very specific mood. Ok. I appreciate her musicianship. This is a very unique piece of work. But I don’t see this as worthy of a list like this. Set aside the fact that I hate baby voice singing. There just isn’t enough here. It would have been better to put Dorothy Ashby in her place. Her work was far more influential and impressive. I’m not mad at Newsom. I’m fucking pissed at seeing more white nonsense when black excellence is right there. Abandoning this warbling renn faire shit and putting on Afro-Harping instead. This is where it’s at.

Fleet Foxes by Fleet Foxes
Dec 23 2023

So looking forward to listening to an entire album from this band. Lovely. Not perfect, but pretty and unique

Killing Joke by Killing Joke
Dec 24 2023

Why do my reviews keep getting fucked up?

I See A Darkness by Bonnie "Prince" Billy
Dec 27 2023

Overrated whiny white boy bullshit. More sea shanty than anything else. Hard pass. Doesn’t belong on this list.

Dec 28 2023

Singer sounds like Peter Gabriel but the music runs a little too Coldplay for me. Four songs in, so far meh. I’m convinced this is only on the list cause the author is a Peter Gabriel fanatic. The music itself is really average and uninspired. It’s getting worse as it goes. Yeah this is shit pop.

Alien Lanes by Guided By Voices
Dec 29 2023

I don’t know. I’m not really resonating with this. Never had an interest back in the day. There are better bands with this sound. How is this special? Not impressed at all. The mix is annoying af. This is just more whiteboy bullshit.

Liege And Lief by Fairport Convention
Dec 30 2023

I don’t know. I’m not really resonating with this. Never had an interest back in the day. There are better bands with this sound. How is this special? Not impressed at all. The mix is annoying af. This is just more whiteboy bullshit.

Talking Book by Stevie Wonder
Dec 31 2023

Stevie!! Always a joy.

good kid, m.A.A.d city by Kendrick Lamar
Jan 01 2024

After reading some of the reviews here, I was expecting something awful. But I don’t hate this. I get that there’s a lot of strong language, and usually too much misery will turn me off, too. But this is actual music, with actual singing. There’s actually something interesting going on here. It’s good. Lots I can live without, but overall this is good.

Fragile by Yes
Jan 02 2024

Oy progrock sucks so much. Roundabout was good until it went off the rails. Like, there’s some good musical arrangements and complex compositions. But it’s lousy to listen to unless you’re really into progrock.

Life Thru A Lens by Robbie Williams
Jan 04 2024

No fucking way. This is shit, Mary.

The Pleasure Principle by Gary Numan
Jan 05 2024

Much better than expected. It’s definitely an experience. The music arrangements were excellent. But it’s a very specific sound, a very specific mood. Feels like a synthesizer on a cocaine bender.

Searching For The Young Soul Rebels by Dexys Midnight Runners
Jan 06 2024

Them again. I don’t drink enough to tolerate this bullshit. The author is just fanboying with this.

Illinois by Sufjan Stevens
Jan 07 2024

Totally new to me. It’s interesting. Someone else here said that it sounds like a Wes Anderson film, and that’s totally true. But for me that’s not a bad thing. It helps that he has a quiet voice. It’s cute. A little like a musical. But a pretty good one. It doesn’t all resonate with me, but I appreciate the effort. It’s a nice project. It is too long, though. Tapping out after 12 songs. That’s enough.

Disraeli Gears by Cream
Jan 08 2024

Knowing what a racist jackass Eric Clapton is, it’s hard to like anything he did. This is fine, but not for me.

Sticky Fingers by The Rolling Stones
Jan 09 2024

Can’t You Hear Me Knocking might be my favorite on this album. The longer version is much better than the radio edit. Too much honky tonk overall. But the good stuff is great.

Siamese Dream by The Smashing Pumpkins
Jan 10 2024

This review got deleted :(

White Blood Cells by The White Stripes
Jan 11 2024

Oh hell yes! Two people should not be able to make this much noise. This band was so great. Perfect blend of punk, blues and rock. Everything about this was a revolution when it came out, even the videos. So much of what came after is just a cheap imitation. The next album is even better, but this still worth a 5

No Other by Gene Clark
Jan 12 2024

Da fuck is this? No.

Music From The Penguin Cafe by Penguin Cafe Orchestra
Jan 13 2024

There’s a section of the first track that was 100% ripped off by Huey Lewis and The News in “Heart and Soul”. Excellent band, innovative compositions, great musicians, and an enduring influence on avant garde (and even 80s pop) music. Some parts run a little noisy, but overall this was lovely. It’s nice to have something other than hippie shit.

Jan 14 2024

Seen the film several times and never realized that the entire soundtrack was one band. This is lovely. Soft, atmospheric, interesting. Very nice. Not the band’s best work, but this is a successful project, that fits the film. This would be particularly good for traveling and tripping.

Jan 15 2024

Why on earth would Cee Lo deserve a spot on a list like this? Is this an attempt to make progrock look acceptable? This is shit. There’s no hook on any of these tracks, no soul, no innovation, nothing unique or special in any way. The lyrics sound like voicemails. This album sounds like a delusional YouTuber’s vanity project, that was recorded in his basement. Not worth finishing.

Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
Jan 16 2024

Oh snap! All but 3 songs off this album are already saved in my playlists, but I’ve never listened to the album itself. It’s a perfect as you’d imagine. Nothing out of place. No sour notes. Beautiful music.

Peter Gabriel 3 by Peter Gabriel
Jan 17 2024

Never heard this album before, though I’m familiar with the hits. Overall, this is excellent. Still really fresh and relevant. His sound is really unique and balanced. Almost economical. Nobody else could pull this off.

McCartney by Paul McCartney
Jan 18 2024

His love for Linda was so real. First track is so sweet. This album feels mostly like a brain dump. Like he had been tooling around with ideas for years and finally got to put them on tape. There are two tracks called ‘Junk’, that seem to support that theory. And then Maybe I’m Amazed comes on and everything else is eclipsed. It’s got to be one of the most romantic songs of all time. It feels so authentic, so timeless. It’s probably the best thing he’s ever done. Paul gets a lot of shit, but he’s been the most prolific and most daring. Just doing whatever he feels like since 1970. I respect that he never seemed to follow the pop psychedelic trends and just did his own thing. There’s some really good stuff on this album. The songs about love, romance and Linda are the best. Added 6 tracks to my playlist.

Aladdin Sane by David Bowie
Jan 19 2024

It’s fucking Bowie.

Jan 20 2024

FUCK YES!!! So, I knew this girl in high school. Her mother moved from Alabama to NYC, back in the 60s, for the sole purpose of seeing James Brown at the Apollo. She had listened to this particular album and knew immediately that she needed to radically change her life. She was a very smart woman, who lived an interesting and joyful life.

E.V.O.L. by Sonic Youth
Jan 21 2024

For ‘86, this is pretty great. It’s impressive that they found their sound at a time when few artists were doing anything like this. It’s real college radio, zine culture and mix tape music. Kim Gordon is ridiculously cool. Shadow of a Doubt is great. No one learned from Throbbing Gristle better than Sonic Youth. This is how you make noise rock into music. It wanders, but never strays. It’s never too noisy or too much. Everything is where it’s supposed to be. There’s plenty of room for experimentation and flourishes for live shows. Very clearly influential. This inspired a thousand garage bands. Lots of innovation, very unique, very authentic and thoughtful. Much better than I expected. Definitely deserves a place on this list.

Jan 22 2024

I really like everything I’ve ever heard from this artist. Melodic, rhythmic, soulful, jazzy, excellent rapping in super fast French. Sounds ages ahead of 1991. Prefer this to west coast wannabes. This whole album is very very good. Added 7/16 songs to my favorites, just on the first listen. Emphatically deserves its spot on this list.

Punishing Kiss by Ute Lemper
Jan 23 2024

Blech Broadway sounding covers. None of this works. Terrible.

Ray Of Light by Madonna
Jan 24 2024

Awww yeah! I do not give a flying fuck what anyone has to say. This is fun. And I love it.

Giant Steps by The Boo Radleys
Jan 25 2024

Two songs in and I’m painfully bored. This is the kind of band I wouldn’t listen to back in the 90s. There’s nothing going on here. It’s copies of other artists. A lot of trying and not succeeding. The guitar on Barney and Me is a rip off of The Cure’s Close to Me. And then they piled a bunch of shit on top of it. Can’t get through a full song. This is very boring.

Jan 26 2024

Holy shit. It’s been a long time since I listened to this one. I could listen to Nightswimming on repeat for days on end. It might be their prettiest song. Even though I own this one and saw the live tour, this is not my favorite REM. It’s nice that they became wildly popular around this time. They deserve recognition. But I don’t think mainstream popularity helped their music. Their sound became too conventional. Everybody Hurts is a drag and I could live without ever hearing it again. But Man on the Moon is still great.

Groovin' by The Young Rascals
Jan 27 2024

How did I know from the first song, that they were local boys? It’s very late 60s NY/NJ. There’s something of the city in their sound. It’s big and romantic like doo-wop, without the dreamy idealism of the west coast. You can hear how they practiced singing in acoustic spaces like stairwells and subway stations. Real solid pop music here. A traditional radio song structure. Not exactly innovative, but solid and reliable. Good melodies, good singing, good range of styles, relatable lyrics. More depth than you’d expect. No surprise there were so many singles. The song Groovin’ never gets old. Never realized Pat Benatar covered You Better Run. The original slaps. Added a bunch of tracks to my mixes. Overall, there is nothing to hate on. It’s classic. It’s a time capsule, while also adaptable for modern audiences. So much of this could be covered today and still be a hit.

Rid Of Me by PJ Harvey
Jan 28 2024

Oh damn. Another from the old collection. Been a long ass time. Nobody rocks harder than this tiny little white lady. She’s fearless. And yet her music is complex, different and compelling. And never a note out of place. In a genre overwhelmingly dominated by men, she came howling out of nowhere to show them all how to do it properly. She absolutely handed their asses to them in Dry. “You’ve come all this way, No hair out of place, You put it all on the stage, You put right in my face, You leave me dry, You leave me dry.” Yes, ma’am. All hail the baddest bitch in town. It’s not my favorite PJ Harvey album, but it was such a revolutionary sound. Right at the edge of the RiotGirl movement. It deserves a place at the top.

Vanishing Point by Primal Scream
Jan 29 2024

First song was annoying, then kind of alright for a minute. And then the singing started and I had to skip. Second song was pretty okay, but sleepy. Third one is stupid noise. Fourth starts off promising, and then the melodica starts. And the fifth is a lot of squealing noise and random sitar. I’m gonna go ahead and call this one exhausting. They are really trying to be edgy and interesting. Just throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks. Nothing is working. None of this feels authentic, never mind innovative or necessary. It’s just a jumbled mish mash. And, ultimately, a waste of time.

Swordfishtrombones by Tom Waits
Jan 30 2024

Today is the day for gravelly voices. This feels correct for Tom Waits. The man is a true nutter, an iconoclast. No one else can do this. It sounds like the soundtrack for the movie in his head. You can hear all the little touches that influenced other artists. Sonic Youth’s squealing guitar, Peter Murphy’s xylophone. And that’s just song two. That he was doing this in ‘83, is truly remarkable. The man creates his own world with these sounds. No one was this bravely individualistic, never mind successful. I should hate the shit out of this, but it’s excellent. Might never listen to it again, but there’s nothing wrong here. It’s unique, interesting, careful and funny. He even made warbling sound tender. Like, how? Seriously, I want to watch the movie in his brain that inspired this. I tried like hell to hate this record, but it’s just not possible. This is excellent. It made me finally appreciate Tom Waits.

Oh hello, old friend. It’s been a while. Loved this album and caught her tour at the Hammerstein. She was unbelievably good. Extra nice that there are so many references to NYC on this record. The duet with Thom Yorke is sublime. She can roar with the best of them, but it’s such a treat to hear her singing. We Float is so pretty. There’s a lot of range on this album.

The Who Sell Out by The Who
Feb 01 2024

Oy. I don’t really like this band and this record is not helping. How many drugs are required to make this palatable? It’s like The Monkees after a grizzling three-year bender in the desert, but much much worse. And the album gets worse as it goes. So terribly annoying and gimmicky. They really thought they were edgy. This is awful. Tapping out after 5 songs. Not one good bit.

That's The Way Of The World by Earth, Wind & Fire
Feb 02 2024

Hot damn! Any album that starts with Shining Star has to be fun. This is a really nice record. Lots of good stuff. Very mid-70s. Lots of falsetto. But good. As much as I love this band, I do prefer the greatest hits.

Music in Exile by Songhoy Blues
Feb 04 2024

This is what I came here for. This list needs more international content. So much incredible music from Africa. This record is excellent.

Feb 05 2024

Not sure how I have managed to hear a few of these before. Must have snuck into Napster/Limewire under different names. Not bad overall. Not essential, but not bad. The song Destroy Rock and Roll is a very clear reference to Daft Punk’s Homework. Not great. There are a few cute songs here. But most of this is pretty average. Not new or innovative. Too late in the game to be influential. It’s like easy-listening DJ music. If this intended to be the heir to Kraftwerk and 808 State, this is a poor example. This is fine, but there are better records that deserve this spot.

Shaft by Isaac Hayes
Feb 07 2024

Of course, this is extremely fabulous.

Figure 8 by Elliott Smith
Feb 08 2024

First time listening to this album. Only ever heard a song or two from the artist. It’s pretty good. Peaceful pop. Not annoying. Never too loud or whiny. Better than many of his contemporaries.

Feb 09 2024

The hits still hit. This band is fun 80s blue-eyed soul pop. There’s some good stuff here. It’s cute. Gets better as it goes. It was probably more of a sensation when it dropped in ‘82. Today it feels a little dated. Not sure how it earned a spot on this list. It’s very good, but not exactly essential. Definitely polished. I can see how this fuller sound influenced a lot of the British pop that followed. Can’t get Pet Shop Boys, Tears for Fears, Style Council or Duran Duran without this record. That said, Look of Love is still fabulous and impossible not to love. This is what Sam Smith thinks he sounds like. He does not.

The Hissing Of Summer Lawns by Joni Mitchell
Feb 10 2024

Going into this one totally blind. Never done a full album of hers. So far, this is much better than I expected. More interesting and complex. Lots of compelling melodies and arrangements. Very pretty singing. Poetic lyrics. Jungle Line, Don’t Interrupt the Sorrow, Shades of Scarlett Conquering, Hissing of Summer Lawns, Shadows and Light - all really lovely. I think I like Joni Mitchell’s style more now than ever. Calm and super pretty.

Feb 11 2024

Definitely better than that other Rod Stewart album on this list. This is classic Rod Stewart. This is the album with Maggie May. That said, I still don’t love this. It’s good for binge drinking in a scuzzy dive bar off the interstate. Otherwise, it can be pretty tedious. There was no need for one Rod Stewart album on this list, never mind two. Maggie May is still pretty good, though.

Want One by Rufus Wainwright
Feb 12 2024

I have to admit that I never heard anything from this artist that I really liked, so I’ve avoided his stuff. Three songs in and I have been converted. He sounds so good here. Really balanced vocals, very pretty music. Pop adjacent, but good quality. Good production overall. Some of the singing is similar to Thom Yorke, but not quite as good IMHO. But still very good. Ok 14th Street is more like what had turned me off to him. Too whiny and uncontrolled, too much all around. Skip over the next two, as well. Gets good again at Beautiful Child. He has such a distinct voice, and he sounds wonderful when he controls it. Sometimes he leans nasally and it almost feels lazy. But when he projects from the throat, he sounds great.

Gasoline Alley by Rod Stewart
Feb 13 2024

This album has a lot of the things I dislike. Kept looking for even just one halfway decent song. No. Not here. This is shit. Steaming hot crap. I tried, but this is terrible.

White Light / White Heat by The Velvet Underground
Feb 14 2024

From the opening of the first song, I’m struck by how New York they sound. His accent is thicker, the doo-wop sound sits at the core of the song. And then it spins out enough at the end to lead into the soft psychedelica of The Gift. Still the sounds of the city are reflected in the grinding, squealing guitars, the driving beat. It feels like you’re overhearing a conversation on the subway, while tripping the fuck out on heroin. And yet it feels years ahead of first song. It’s like the first song time warps you from the old sound, to the new sound. It’s kind of impossible to review something this perfect. This is a for-real work of art. It sounds chaotic at times, but everything is exactly where it’s supposed to be. Kinda like the city. The scope of all the artists that influenced this record, plus all the artists that this album influenced, would encompass all of music.

Pink Moon by Nick Drake
Feb 15 2024

So so so so pretty. Title track is heavenly. Just love Nick Drake’s music. His songs are so well crafted. Just enough and never too much. Perfectly edited. I like him more and more.

BEYONCÉ by Beyoncé
Feb 16 2024

Two discs is a bit much. There’s no doubt Beyoncé has a wonderful voice. If I were a teenager, I’d probably be impressed with the production and range. But it is mostly written from the standpoint of a rich, famous beautiful woman. So, not exactly relatable. Drunk in Love is fun. But Jay-Z doesn’t really add anything. References to Ike Turner abusing Tina, and lamenting how they ruined a Warhol, are less endearing than they might think. Rich people singing about rich people problems, has never been a good look. Blow is cute. First two songs are skippable. Partition is fun, from 2 min in. Like most hip hop, the lyrics are mostly fantasy. Sex kitten Beyoncé is a character constructed to sell records. Real life Beyoncé is too busy to be grinding up in the clubs or cooking dinner naked. None of that has ever happened. Second half of disc 1 gets a bit slow with ballads. Her voice is great, but the music is dull for my taste. Disc 2 doesn’t really add much, unless you’re a fan of the guest stars. Again, Blow is cute and easy pop. Pharrell knows how to make hits. But, at this point in time, Kanye, Drake and Minaj are hard to listen to.

Dog Man Star by Suede
Feb 18 2024

It’s better than I had remembered. Gothier, too. Very mid-90s, London alt-pop. Very heroin chic. A little too theatrical. Good production. The individual songs are easy to listen to. But it can be a slog going all the way through. I don’t think it’s a necessary album, but it’s a nice album. Tapping out after 40+ mins. That’s more than enough of this.

Time (The Revelator) by Gillian Welch
Feb 19 2024

I like this a lot more than I thought I would. This is not so much “country” in the Garth Brooks sense. She does more of the O Brother, Where Art Thou style of old Americana folk music. Soft, melodic and peaceful. Very pretty and measured. Quality.

Third by Soft Machine
Feb 20 2024

Less than a minute in and I want to stab them to death. The fuck is this shit?

Dare! by The Human League
Feb 22 2024

Love Action is an old favorite and Don’t You Want Me was an anthem when it came out. Everybody can sing that one by heart. A lot of this album is dated by today’s standards. Darkness is still surprisingly good. Do or Die could do with a little update, but there’s something good there. Seconds is still relevant. The album gets much better in the second half. This band had some really fun tracks.

The Only Ones by The Only Ones
Feb 23 2024

Already like Another Girl Another Planet. The music here is solid. Really well performed. The singing is where it gets sticky. Sometimes it’s totally on target. And sometimes it ruins an otherwise good track. I want to love this, but that voice drags and grates a little too much.

La Revancha Del Tango by Gotan Project
Feb 25 2024

Really calm and pretty background music. Spanish lyrics set to French cafe music. It’s easy and inoffensive. Good for relaxing or studying.

The Modern Lovers by The Modern Lovers
Feb 26 2024

This is such a gem. There would be no Violent Femmes without this record. There is no 80s college radio without this. There’s no Wesley Willis. Such a fun version of punk. Such unvarnished lyrics and singing style. Very raw, but also personal and tender. Underneath it all, it’s rather romantic.

Dummy by Portishead
Feb 27 2024

Holy shit this takes me back. Everyone my age fucked to this album. And, if you had a CD changer, OK Computer was in the same rotation. I can’t say anything bad about this one. Listened to it a thousand times when it came out. There was a PBS/Unplugged concert around that time, that was even better. This definitely deserves a place on this list. It’s a classic, front to back.

Disintegration by The Cure
Feb 28 2024

Holy shit this takes me back.

Survivor by Destiny's Child
Feb 29 2024

Totally forgot they had a tie-in to Charlie’s Angels. Sounds a little strange these days, considering how big this song was. Beyoncé still sounded like Beyoncé, so far in advance of her solo career. She dominates the record so much, it’s easy to see that she never really needed a group. Never got into this band back in the day. They were a nice follow up to TLC, but without the edge. Must admit, the “rapping” bits here are rather lacking. The music is okay. The best thing on this album is Beyoncé’s voice. While I was never the target demographic for this album, I can understand its place in pop music. It had a big impact and launched a major pop star. Why there is no Whitney Houston on this list, I will never understand.

Crosby, Stills & Nash by Crosby, Stills & Nash
Mar 01 2024

I struggle with this one, simply because I heard them way too much as a kid. Secretly scratched mom’s LP, just to get her to stop playing them so much. It’s a good record, well played. Classic for a reason. Better than most hippie bands. Lovely harmonies. I can appreciate its place in music history. There’s genuinely good stuff here. But I could live the rest of my life without ever hearing them again.

Miriam Makeba by Miriam Makeba
Mar 02 2024

This is what heaven sounds like.

Mar 03 2024

Chuck D used to do a morning radio show with Liz Winstead, the creator of The Daily Show, and Rachel Maddow doing the news. Chuck D was excellent, thoughtful and insightful. Just like his music. “Now the KKK wears three piece suits.” Exactly. I like this a lot more now than when it came out. How can something this essential be anything but a 5?

Sound of Silver by LCD Soundsystem
Mar 04 2024

Another one of those albums that I didn’t realize had a bunch of songs I already like. Never heard the whole thing, so this is a nice treat. Funny that I was listening to The Modern Lovers just before this record. And you can hear such a clear influence, but in the best way. There are so many influences throughout: Human League, ABC, Killing Joke, Heaven 17… there’s even a little Tito Puente in the percussions. Very interesting work. Always ambitious, never quite the same. Great band.

Medúlla by Björk
Mar 05 2024

Another old friend. Finally got to see her tour with this album. This woman is a genius on another level.

Deloused in the Comatorium by The Mars Volta
Mar 07 2024

Hmmm… I don’t know about this. It’s like a lot of stuff I don’t like. Very dramatic and loud. Reminds me of Rush and Yes. And I don’t like them either. The instrumental was alright. Clearly there is talent here. But this record is not essential and I hope I never have to hear any of this ever again. Too far up its own ass to be anything but boring.

Mar 08 2024

For real, know what I’m saying, man. Takes way too long for the music to start playing. I also have to admit that I am bored to death with tough-talking, gunshots and sirens, bitches and hos, gangster wannabe music. But it is nice to hear some NY rap. Sounds more authentic and musical. No palm trees and sunshine. The parts that are songs are pretty good. Knowledge God is nice. Ok, I was fully prepared to hate this. But I’ve added a bunch to my favorites. The parts that are music are genuinely good. Overall, the chatter was unnecessary. It always breaks up the flow on a record. But, the music bits are solid.

Hypocrisy Is The Greatest Luxury by The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy
Mar 09 2024

I forgot all about this band. Michael Franti is always good. And I love his political songs. First song was prescient af. Lyrically, this album is clearly influenced by Gil Scott Heron. The world needs more unapologetically fabulous political music. Corporate radio really obliterated the genre. Independent broadcasters were monopolized and destroyed. It’s not the greatest album ever. But the work here is important, hard to find, and still totally relevant to modern society. That alone marks this as essential listening.

A Little Deeper by Ms. Dynamite
Mar 10 2024

Second track borrows a choral melody from Pass the Dutchie. It’s cute, if a little long. There’s some good stuff on this record. Definitely a touch of TLC/Destiny’s Child. Can’t say there is anything innovative or particularly unique here. It’s cute. It’s fine. It’s nice for what it is. Don’t dislike it, but probably won’t ever hear much of this again.

Ill Communication by Beastie Boys
Mar 11 2024

FUCK YES! An all-time favorite. I love this band so much. This is easily their best album. This is where their sound matured. 14/20 songs were already saved to mixes. This record sounds as good as it did in ‘94. LOVE LOVE LOVE

Moss Side Story by Barry Adamson
Mar 12 2024

This is not easy to listen to. Wouldn’t mind it so much if the songs were more cohesive. Five songs in, and this is more of a noise project concept album, than a collection of songs to be enjoyed. It doesn’t even feel like they are all from the same film. More like, he made a bunch of shit and claimed it was an imaginary soundtrack. I like the idea of this album, but I don’t like listening to the actual product. If you’re not supposed to enjoy this, then it’s a success.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters by Fiona Apple
Mar 13 2024

Only ever liked one of her songs and never gave her a proper listen before. This feels kinda like Broadway tribute to Tori Amos. It’s not bad, but I wouldn’t call this good exactly. There’s real music and strong vocals. But I don’t enjoy listening to it, cause it feels like it needs to be watched, if that makes sense. There are a lot of ideas here. If this was a stage show, it would work. But as a record, it demands too much attention. It *needs* attention. And, essentially, that’s my problem with her music. She’s got lots of talent but I don’t like spending time with her.

The Köln Concert by Keith Jarrett
Mar 14 2024

Four songs, one hour. Interesting. My cat hates this. Sounded pretty good to me, but only got through 17 minutes, before I was told to shut it off.

American Pie by Don McLean
Mar 15 2024

It’s a shame that American Pie has been played to death. It’s a good song, but I can live a few years without hearing it. Meanwhile, what a pretty voice this man has! Vincent is his other famous song and it is utterly beautiful. Art inspired by art. One of the most ridiculously beautiful songs ever. It’s stupid how beautiful this song is. Can’t get over how pretty his voice is. So easy and gentle and sweet. Like, the music is nice, but his singing is fucking lovely as shit. Did not expect to like anything on this record, but I have been corrected. Don McClean has a great voice. Till Tomorrow, Crossroads, Winterwood, I’m upset at how good these are. Motherfucker. Fully expected to hate this record and I just cannot. It gets prettier and prettier. I normally hate this kind of stuff, but this bitch sings like an angel. The slower, the better. All that’s missing is a soul-crushing version of Oh Danny Boy.

The Genius Of Ray Charles by Ray Charles
Mar 16 2024

Listening to this, I realized that I am more familiar with the old, gravelly voiced Ray Charles. Heard very little of the work he did as a young man. He sounds so strong and smooth here. Truly wonderful, delightful, lovely, perfectly balanced. His music feels like a high wire act. Never a step out of place. This really is a work of genius. That almost undersells how good this is.

Let's Get Killed by David Holmes
Mar 17 2024

Ok, the astrologist on Gritty Shaker was a real guy in Greenwich Village at the time. He would hang out around the parks with his charts and sheets of paper and offer readings for a few bucks. But he would rattle everything off by memory. He was amazing and funny and a real local character. I’m ashamed to say that I had forgotten about him. But I’m so thrilled that he was immortalized on a popular record. The world got to meet him. The bucket drummers and street performers are all very endearing and authentic. The parts that are Holmes are okay. But the parts that are the real city recordings are the good. They are actual gems in a time capsule. 90s Manhattan was a fabulous dream. Overall, this is nice background music. Good for imagination time. A little heavy handed and obvious. But a nice relic of the time and place.

Go Girl Crazy by The Dictators
Mar 18 2024

I'm loving this. Very 70s NYC. Anyone who hears Kiss, now knows who Kiss was emulating. This has more in common with the Ramones. I had to check, but of course they worked with Joey Ramone, and the lead singer is from the Bronx. You can hear it. The irreverence, the humor, the stupid silliness, it's all pure old New York. "Fuck you, if you can't take a joke", is our town motto. Where has this record been all my life?

GI by Germs
Mar 19 2024

I expected to hate this, but it's fine. So many bands emulated this style. You can definitely hear Joan Jett's production influence on the opening to Richie Dagger's Crime. She made real music out of rage and noise. There is an order to that song. The organization and balance comes through again in Strange Notes. For a hardcore album, this is pretty clean sounding. The sounds make sense and things are where they are supposed to be. You can actually listen to this and enjoy it. Typically these records are so poorly produced that they are painful. This is real punk. This is actual music. Growling, yelling, grinding, ranting, guttural groaning, head banging and, yet, a bit of a toe-tapper. This is what a good producer can do for a band like this. In the hands of a lesser talent, this would be a disaster. But Joan wrangled them into a real sound.

Justified by Justin Timberlake
Mar 20 2024

I have a hard time hating Timberlake’s music here. Never liked the boy band stuff. But the heavy influence of Pharrell Williams’ production and composition is what makes this a successful pop album. It’s that early 90s r&b style that truly compliments his voice, really highlights his strengths. It’s an hour-long “Dick in a Box”. The inherent lack of seriousness works to keep it light and fun. Just really well-constructed pop music. IMHO this is his best work. But, ultimately, Pharrell gets all the credit. Rock Your Body is his best song, ever, and it’s still a great party track. I have watched a room full of music snobs genuinely dance their asses off to this song. Still slays. This song deserves a 5, but the rest is a solid 3.

Maxinquaye by Tricky
Mar 21 2024

Been ages since I’ve listened to this one. I like it better now. There’s still some stuff that’s more sound than music, but this album is overall very good. 4

Horses by Patti Smith
Mar 22 2024

Ms. Patti is an acquired taste, to be sure. It is easy to get turned off by her singing style. It’s certainly not intended to be easy. Ultimately, she sings with raw emotion; whining, raging, growling, snarling, and howling. Her voice can be as abrasive as the squealing guitar that often accompanies her. Her voice feels like tasting something bitter. First few times, it’s terrible. But after a while, you kinda love it. For as off-putting as she can get, her style and sound were liberating for young girls everywhere. Somewhere on YouTube there’s a video of Patti performing and talking to an audience of high school girls, from back when this album was released. It’s interesting to see how they responded to her and how tender she was with them. Anyway, this one is important, whether you like it or not.

Brown Sugar by D'Angelo
Mar 23 2024

Already liked a couple songs off this record. Several songs in, and I’m adding everything to my playlist. This is better than I expected. Classic soulful, quiet storm r&b. This will get you laid. No fail. Even the song about murderous rage is sexy as fuck. The Smokey Robinson cover is a nice surprise. Well done. Really enjoyed this album more than I thought I would.

Nebraska by Bruce Springsteen
Mar 24 2024

Oy. I get it. There’s definitely some real quality songwriting here. He’s a famous storyteller. And these songs are solid, classic, sincere and really kinda pretty. I never really connected to Springsteen’s style. But I have to admit that there’s something genuinely good here. Unfortunately, I am going to have to smash that damned harmonica. It absolutely ruins everything for me. Omg I hate this fucking harmonica.

Unknown Pleasures by Joy Division
Mar 25 2024

It is impossible to quantify the value of this record. You could go song by song, listing dozens of bands that had their entire catalogs inspired just by that one song. “Where will it end?”, indeed. The older I get, the more I appreciate this one.

Countdown To Ecstasy by Steely Dan
Mar 26 2024

I struggle with this band. They’ve made some genuinely good music. But then they get all weird and too 70s country prog sounding. I can appreciate the quality of the composition and ambition. There are certainly a lot of ideas and talent. But something in their sound makes me queasy. I think it’s the vocal harmonies. This record is very post-hippie 70s, from the xylophone, to the electric organ, to the cool jazz guitar. It is definitely distinctive, but distinctively early 70s liteFM. They did not skimp on the slide guitar, either. Seriously, why does this band always make me nauseous?

D by White Denim
Mar 27 2024

I think I just really don’t like psychedelic prog rock. This is just lost on me. Clearly it’s well made for what it is. But I’m gonna stab a bitch if I have to keep listening. 2/5

American Idiot by Green Day
Mar 28 2024

Oy. Ok, first off, this is not punk. Not by any stretch of the imagination. Anyone who thinks this is punk, doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Stop calling anything after 1993 punk. This is frat rock. Loud annoying pop, would be more accurate. Look, this band sucks. Their sound is ordinary and contrived. Jesus of Suburbia is a rip off of David Bowie’s Life on Mars. And they still managed to gunk it up with what sounds like fake cheese in a can. The only thing this band can take credit for was the balls it took to release American Idiot during the height of the Iraq and Afghanistan invasions, by the Bush administration. At the time, Dubbya Bush was the worst, most atrociously offensive, idiotic mess of a piece of shit president, that anyone could possibly imagine. But he created the “you’re either with us or you’re against us”, motto right after 9/11. So, anyone who disagreed with the invasion, was publicly shamed and ostracized. This record was the first piece of music that successfully captured the protest movement and general dis-ease, that had been overshadowed by the racist pro-war political climate. It benefited from the fact that it was released years after other artists had already taken the heat. But still, it was well-received by the general American audience, and that in itself was the achievement of the time. That said, this band sucks and their music is terrible.

Live / Dead by Grateful Dead
Mar 29 2024

Finally getting around to this one. Ok. First song is 23 minutes of guitar noodling. There’s no song structure. Feels aimless. Like they are still tuning their guitars. It’s kinda sloppy sounding. I’m all for deconstructing art, but this doesn’t sound like it was ever even written down. I couldn’t even call this jamming. Just guys trying to follow each other, with no leader. I’m convinced now, that deadheads are just in it for the drugs, cause it’s clearly not about the music. Maybe a head full of acid would help? Really disappointed. After generations of hype, I thought there would be more music to their music. Can’t really hang your hat on anything here.

From Elvis In Memphis by Elvis Presley
Mar 30 2024

It’s easy to forget how good Elvis really was. There’s a nice range here. Anyone else would bungle this. But he really managed to strike a sense of sincerity in his music. This is unironic authenticity. Wearing That Loved On Look, I’m Moving On, Power of My Love, True Love Travels on a Gravel Road, Any Day Now, all solid AF. And then along comes In the Ghetto and Suspicious Minds. It’s a pretty great record.

Shake Your Money Maker by The Black Crowes
Apr 01 2024

They’ve always been a wannabe Rolling Stones/Lynyrd Skynyrd type band. Like an old traveling bar band. While the music is well played and the record is well produced, I still don’t like this. It’s the whole calculated retro sound-a-like cash grab that is off-putting. It’s nouveau drinking music for mid-western white guys. Feels mind-numbing and ultimately, soulless.

Nowhere by Ride
Apr 02 2024

I have not heard this band since the early 90s. This is a nice blast from the past. So 1990. Very Stone Roses. I remember trying to find this album at the time, and the biggest record store in Manhattan had no idea what I was talking about. But they didn’t know Blur either. I think I like this more now. Seagull is a banger. The whole album is an easier listen than I expected. Nice head bopping background music. Not too loud, but not boring either. A really good example of the style of the time.

Djam Leelii by Baaba Maal
Apr 04 2024

This is what I came here for. Absolutely beautiful. Sounds totally fresh.

Sail Away by Randy Newman
Apr 05 2024

When I was a kid I genuinely believed that Randy Newman was mentally challenged, because of the way he sang. He sounded just like the Down’s syndrome kid down the street. I have never been able to shake this impression of Newman. No matter how well written and composed his music might be, to me he will always be ‘that special needs guy’.

Da Capo by Love
Apr 06 2024

Yeah, I don’t really get this one. It’s fine. Not really hearing anything special.

The Blueprint by JAY Z
Apr 07 2024

I understand that this is very popular and it was very successful. But the lyrics are just the typical classist misogyny. Look at my money, look at my hos. Fuck off.

Live At The Star Club, Hamburg by Jerry Lee Lewis
Apr 08 2024

A controversial artist, to be sure. Had no idea he only just died a couple of years ago. Objectively, this is excellent. Early rock’n’roll. No doubt about his talent or the intensity of his performance. He was definitely dynamic. He may have had the personality of a shit-covered hornet, but the bitch could play. And his influence is undeniable.

Germfree Adolescents by X-Ray Spex
Apr 09 2024

Oh fuck yes! I needed this palette cleanser after listening to a bunch of hippie crap. Unpretentious, unvarnished and straight from the gut. In Poly Styrene’s voice, you can hear Cyndi Lauper, Bjork, Bow Wow Wow, Bikini Kill, Blondie and The Slits. Loving this. The band is tighter than you’d expect. Her voice is stronger. The whole thing is really well produced. Lots of fun. I swear the intro from the title track reminds me of Talking Heads’ Love->Building on Fire.

LP1 by FKA twigs
Apr 10 2024

Ok, by track three I’m already checking how much longer I have to listen to this. So boring. It feels too manufactured. It’s trying too hard to be interesting, and really just giving me a headache. It’s like an album of falsetto ASMR. Irritating.

Faith by George Michael
Apr 11 2024

Oh fuck yes!! This was such a sensation when it came out. So many good pop songs. Everyone my age knows every word to Faith. Still holds up. This bitch could sing.

At Fillmore East by The Allman Brothers Band
Apr 12 2024

This is some serious drinking music. Privileged white man blues. Yes, they could play. But at what cost?

Blood On The Tracks by Bob Dylan
Apr 14 2024

Too much Bob Dylan. If you’re not already a fan, this man is exhausting. Halfway through the first song, I need a break. He’s relentless. Like, I get that he’s popular, but the author has been too self-indulgent. It’s too much. To the point that I just don’t even want to try anymore. So, so exhausting.

Bright Flight by Silver Jews
Apr 15 2024

Goddamn, the author certainly has a type. He loves a whiney white man playing country blues. This is terrible. It’s a surprise this band has any audience at all. The off-key droning of track 3 is enough for me. Why would anyone choose to listen to this?

This Is Fats Domino by Fats Domino
Apr 17 2024

It really is only 17 minutes long. As another reviewer said, Fats Domino is the tits.

Synchronicity by The Police
Apr 18 2024

Holy shit. One of my all-time favorites. I can still remember getting this in my Christmas stocking. Had to be 7. Played it so much, the tape warped and the liner notes disintegrated. Goddamn this is all flooding back. It’s been a thousand years since I did this end to end. Every note is imprinted on my brain. I love this so much I could cry. Fuck anyone who doesn’t like this. It’s still great. I love all the stupid shit, the playful, the experimental, the serious. It’s all over the place and I am absolutely here for every second of it. LOVE LOVE LOVE love love love

Whatever by Aimee Mann
Apr 19 2024

I’m sad to say that I don’t love this like I wanted. It’s not bad at all. It’s really good. She’s painfully cool. I just don’t think her voice is at its best on some of these tracks. Music feels a little too generic in some places. Say Anything, Jacob Marley’s Chain, Mr. Harris - all solid. In fact, I’d say the album gets much better in the second half. Not bad, just not great.

Henry's Dream by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Apr 20 2024

This feels more like an event than a record. It sounds like the soundtrack to a stage show. Like, if you picture Nick Cave prowling around, narrating the story, while a full cast acts it all out, then this starts to make sense. He’s got such a dramatic voice, it’s nearly operatic. As a performance, this album is excellent. But it’s not something meant for mixtapes.

Phaedra by Tangerine Dream
Apr 21 2024

First song has a lot of annoying ASMR. Might be better on headphones? Ok. I did not realize that this was just two songs in ten minutes. I was really enjoying song three, only to find it was an entirely different band.

Red Dirt Girl by Emmylou Harris
Apr 22 2024

This is nice. I don’t hate it or anything, it’s just a bit slow for my taste. It’s all very lovely, nicely produced. Definitely got a country edge. The rest of the music is really interesting, but then that distinctive twang creeps in and just stymies any potential. There’s so much good here. But, personally, I wish I could rearrange it. J’ai fait tout is really good. One Big Love, Hour of Gold, My Antonia, too. Wish the rest was more like this. 3/5

The Stranger by Billy Joel
Apr 23 2024

It’s stupid how many hits there are on this record. Not only is it really well composed and performed, but it’s a sonic time capsule of NYC of the time. It’s in the accent, the storytelling, the fullness of Joel’s characters. Another perfect distillation of time and place, into a musical experience. It’s easy to forget what a talented composer he really was. This is rock solid.

Apr 24 2024

So much range, it almost feels like you’re listening to the radio. This definitely exceeds expectations. Could do with fewer bitches and hos. But musically, this is outstanding.

The Sounds Of India by Ravi Shankar
Apr 25 2024

Maybe this is what the Grateful Dead think they sound like? Shankar gives real lessons in the fundamentals of Indian music on this record. It is a wholly unique and highly influential work of art. He taught the entire world during the great cultural exchange of the mid-50s. This is the kind of project that should be put into outer space, for the aliens to find, to prove that humans occasionally did beautiful things. There’s just nothing quite like this.

Your Arsenal by Morrissey
Apr 26 2024

Look, I can understand a couple of Smiths’ records, even his first solo album. But that’s it. None of his other records deserve a spot on this list. And I was a fan. This is perfectly fine. But there’s nothing new. Just meh. It’s a lot of the same-old.

Scott 4 by Scott Walker
Apr 27 2024

This is the guy who does a bitchin’ rendition of Jackie. Shame it’s not on this album. But dude has a nice, rich dramatic voice and singing style. Good for story-telling songs. Fun to sing along with. The melodramatic lounge singing is absolutely feeding my starving soul. It’s like a sonic novela. So silly and serious at the same time. Hard not to love this. It’s infectious and ridiculous and really kinda fabulous. I can’t complain about something that makes me laugh this much.

Sulk by The Associates
Apr 28 2024

This is not good. I understand that this is early synth pop goth. At best, it sounds like a bad joke. The more I hear, the less I like. 1/5

The Stooges by The Stooges
Apr 29 2024

No Fun and I Wanna Be Your Dog are two of the best songs ever.

Dig Me Out by Sleater-Kinney
Apr 30 2024

This one is okay. I like this band in theory, more than I do in reality. The singing is intentionally abrasive. It’s supposed to get a reaction from the listener. It’s probably super fun to blast and scream along with. But it can be a challenge to get into this. The music is pretty solid, though.

May 01 2024

Demented from the start. Silly, theatrical, melodramatic and goddamn fabulous. Hard to find fault with this band. Though, the only person who should be singing is Mr. Mercury. There is no reason for a Queen song, without him on lead vocals. 4/5

Darklands by The Jesus And Mary Chain
May 02 2024

It’s hard to pinpoint exactly what it is that I like about this record. It should be droning and whiny and repetitive. And it is all of those things, but good somehow. It shouldn’t work at all. But it’s genuinely great. 4/5

Franz Ferdinand by Franz Ferdinand
May 03 2024

Thought I was going to roll my eyes at this. But no. It’s actually fun. Upbeat pop rock, lots of toe-tappers. They sound pretty good. Catchy.

Rattlesnakes by Lloyd Cole And The Commotions
May 04 2024

Forest Fire is excellent. Some nice catchy tunes on this. Good songwriting. Not great, but very nice. 3/5

In Rainbows by Radiohead
May 05 2024

WOOOOOOOO!!!!! Every note of this record is stitched into my soul. This is the best live band in the world. They dominated modern music for a solid 20 years. This album is a feast. Perfect. Beautiful. Heartbreaking. Stunning. Innovative. Still! This was released 17 years ago and still feels new.

Slanted And Enchanted by Pavement
May 06 2024

Another reviewer referred to this as sludgy, and i think that’s a very good word for this sound. But this was frat rock for Midwest poser boys. Nobody listened to this kinda shit. Nobody should listen to this now.

Suzanne Vega by Suzanne Vega
May 07 2024

More interesting than expected. Forgot about Marlena on the Wall. Such a good one to sing along with. Forgot how good Vega was. Her stuff was always a different kind of tempo and style from everyone else. Small Blue Thing is good. Don’t love the narrative folky bits, but overall this album is very good.

May 08 2024

Holy shit, the lyrics for Words are essentially, ‘sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me’. Are you serious? Next song is pure Coldplay. This is where I check out.

Let Love Rule by Lenny Kravitz
May 09 2024

There’s really nothing new on this record. It’s fine. It’s a pop & roll retro wannabe. It was successful. Kravitz became a pin-up. Someone else here said that it sounds like he went through his parents’ record collection and just copied what he heard. Frankly, it’s an accurate description. There’s no lyrical insight, no innovation. Just an average retro sound.

Tank Battles by Dagmar Krause
May 10 2024

Not available, so I’m moving on.

Dub Housing by Pere Ubu
May 11 2024

You can totally hear the influence this had. Pixies, TV on the Radio, King Missile, just to skim the surface. It’s experimental punk, but well played. Never proggy. Reminds me a bit of Captain Beefheart. Certainly an acquired taste. Very interesting. Definitely different. Don’t love, but don’t hate. It’s kinda fun.

A Date With The Everly Brothers by The Everly Brothers
May 12 2024

Caught this band on the Simon and Garfunkel reunion tour. They were immaculate. Paul Simon said they were a major influence. You can hear it in the harmonies and deceptively complicated music. Real music education, really refined mixes. Feels like a band that would play at the Road House in Twin Peaks. There’s nothing to hate on. It’s an excellent example of this kind of Americana.

Life's Too Good by The Sugarcubes
May 13 2024

YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!! Wore this cassette to shit, I played it so much. Easily one of the best records of all time. Never get tired of it.

Marquee Moon by Television
May 14 2024

This is another of those impossible to review albums. The influence this record had is still evident nearly 50 years later. You could release this today and it would be a sensation. Too much good stuff here.

Marcus Garvey by Burning Spear
May 15 2024

This whole album is fantastic. Not just perfect reggae, but perfect music. Really lovely, energetic and enjoyable. Not a damn thing wrong with this record.

Court And Spark by Joni Mitchell
May 16 2024

Wow. Two songs in and I’m finally getting the Joni Mitchell hype. She’s fabulous. Such an influence on modern music. So much of what came after this was an imitation. This is another one of those albums that could be released now and still be a sensation. Goddamn her singing is so, so pretty. Not my usual style, but I really like this a lot. It’s flawless.

May 17 2024

Oy. I don’t know about this. Comparing them to Oasis is not a compliment. I’d say this is like a louder, more annoying Oasis on speed. Just cause it’s loud and fast doesn’t mean it’s good. I really don’t like this and need to stop on the second song, which happens to be their big hit. This sucks donkey balls.

May 18 2024

This is nice, but it’s a bit slow. Title track has a bit of life to it. But the rest of this just really isn’t for me. Feels like this would be good for drinking alone on the moors. Very pretty, but I can’t wait for it to end.

Bad by Michael Jackson
May 19 2024

Oy. Ok, this is where I checked out on Michael Jackson’s music. After Thriller, he got all weird, pulling media stunts. At this point he was super cheesy and his attempts to butch up his image seemed desperate. Yes, this was wildly successful, but I never understood why. It’s still so cheesy, heavy handed and affected. Melodies are basic. Catchy pop, for sure, but so bland, formulaic. He-he-he!

Here, My Dear by Marvin Gaye
May 20 2024

If you’re going through it, this is the album for you. Considering the other concept albums on this list, this has to be among the best. Setting a song about attorney fees to a sexy slow jam, is the chef’s kiss of pettiness.

Very by Pet Shop Boys
May 21 2024

Oh shit. Old roommate used to insist on playing this cd before going to work. I’m getting flashbacks of his interpretive dancing. Haven’t heard this since 1994. The case was molded 3D plastic. All the dots were raised. It’s not my favorite PSB. It certainly has a lot of easy pop hits. This sounds like the most awesome Eurovision contestant ever. Feels like video game music, at times. The unapologetic campiness is hard to hate on. Liberation, Dreaming of the Queen, Yesterday When I Was Mad, One and One, To Speak is a Sin, are better now. Having a major pop band come out with a techno-influenced album felt like a real trickle-up moment in music. The club was now on the radio. This record was accompanied by a whole slew of remix singles, as was the fashion at the time. Super graphic, innovative packaging. This was followed by their tribute to Absolutely Fabulous. It was a major moment, where celebrities slowly started to come out of the closet. Wigstock and Gay Pride parades and dance floors, were where all the cool kids hung out. This was the right record, by the right band, at the right time.

Liquid Swords by GZA
May 22 2024

Never realized how many hip hop records have spoken word interludes. Don’t hate, but don’t love. Overall, this is pretty good. Good beats, not loud, easy to play as background music. Head bopping, not boring. Doesn’t sound dated either.

Pretenders by Pretenders
May 23 2024

Once again shocked that this is a freaking debut album. So many great hits. Chrissie Hynde has always been the coolest.

Chirping Crickets by Buddy Holly & The Crickets
May 24 2024

I’m struck by how influential this really was.

Mask by Bauhaus
May 25 2024

Of course this doesn’t have their most famous song. But I swear the first couple of songs feel like a direct influence on Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Overall, this record is pretty fuckin rad. Peter Murphy is terribly underrated. The music is interesting and unexpected. The arrangements are more sophisticated than they might seem. It’s not just goth. It’s danceable and fun. Like Bowie meets the Banshees. Could do without Hollow Hills. But then Kick in the Eye comes on, being all groovy and fun. I swear, they pulled the rhythm off When the World Is Running Down by The Police. Not mad. This whole record is way, way better than expected. Thought it would be a drag. But it’s a bop.

Truth And Soul by Fishbone
May 26 2024

Joyful energy, strong vocals, tight band, slapping beats, killer range. So rare. This is a real gem. So glad to see it included here. Saving every song so far. Forgot how much I loved this guy’s voice. Halfway through, I’m calling this a solid 5.

Brothers In Arms by Dire Straits
May 27 2024

It’s okay. Clearly well played, good musicians, standard composition. Definitely has its roots in the British pub rock scene. But it’s pretty dated by today’s standard. 80s saxophone, liteFM, lullaby blues guitar. It’s good for what it is.

Debut by Björk
May 28 2024

This is what brilliance sounds like.

Sweet Baby James by James Taylor
May 29 2024

Wow, this is putting me to sleep. Steamroller is so bad, it feels like he lost a bet, or something. The nerve of him recording Oh, Susannah. Who said that was a good idea? Fire and Rain is still pretty good. But that’s about it for me. It’s very pretty, if this is your thing. There’s a lot of honky tonk, white boy blues, slide guitar and Americana. Suite for 20G sounds like Carol King wrote it for him, but I still don’t like it. This is just meh, for me.

Sound Affects by The Jam
May 30 2024

I knew I was going to enjoy this, but I didn’t realize how much. There’s real brilliance here. Excellent album.

Five Leaves Left by Nick Drake
May 31 2024

HOW IS THIS HIS FIRST ALBUM?!?! Goddamn fucking genius. Fucking River Man is on this bitch’s debut album. This is an oppressive amount of talent. Way too much for one little man. I can’t even handle how pretty this shit is.

Shadowland by k.d. lang
Jun 01 2024

Jesus motherfucking Christ this woman has an absolutely exquisite voice. I don’t care wtf she’s singing. I don’t care that this is a million miles away from what I usually like. This voice is crazy perfect. I’m along for the ride and loving it. Recording quality, tight band, traditional arrangements - there are no flaws. She’s Peggy Lee, Roy Orbison and Patsy Cline. Timeless and effortless. I hate how much I love this.

Talking Timbuktu by Ali Farka Touré
Jun 03 2024

Words just can’t describe this beauty. The man is a genius. This music feels like it has always existed. It is the root of all other music, throughout the entire history of the human species, around the globe. Everything begins and ends here.

Midnight Ride by Paul Revere & The Raiders
Jun 04 2024

Groovy, Baby! Excellent representation of the mid-60s sound. Also, Stepping Stone is totally punk. Even if, IMHO, The Monkees did it a little bit better. Still rad as shit, though. The rest of this is fun, if a little heavy-handed at times. They really tried to do something here. Ultimately, this is easy and nice. There’s Always Tomorrow might be the best track. Melody for an Unknown Girl is sweet and kinda weird. There’s a good chunk of the record that’s an obvious cash grab, but it’s not terrible.

Blonde On Blonde by Bob Dylan
Jun 05 2024

I am really trying here. I swear. But I really can’t get into Dylan’s stuff. There’s too many of the things I don’t like: harmonicas and his voice. That said, this is probably the most I’ve been able to sit through. But, just when I thought it might be the end, turns out it was only the 4th song. Send help.

The Stone Roses by The Stone Roses
Jun 06 2024

One of the best albums of all time. Warped my cassette from playing it non-stop for a year. This absolute perfection.

Document by R.E.M.
Jul 20 2024

Haven’t heard this in ages and I’m wondering if I owned this record, or they just played every inch of it on the radio. Damn it’s been a long time. Truly classic REM. This is quintessential Gen X college radio. Such a specific sound. Everything about this feels tangible and real. Hard not sing along with the hits. This One Goes Out to the One I Love, indeed. Because this record has the official Gen X anthem, It’s the End of the World as We Know It and I Feel Fine, this gets an automatic 5/5.

Juju by Siouxsie And The Banshees
Jul 21 2024

Five songs in 20 minutes, and one is a remix. Painfully short record from this excellent band. 4/5

Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs by Derek & The Dominos
Jul 22 2024

Was wondering why this suckass dad rock shit was on the list. Then Clapton opened his mouth. There is too much hidden Clapton on this list. Soulless and self-indulgent. This is terrible. Sure, he can play. But the white boy blues act is pathetic. Layla is a decent song, but the singing is worthless. Will never listen to this again. 1.5/5

Pearl by Janis Joplin
Jul 23 2024

This was nicer than I expected. I think I like her more, the older I get. IMO not as good as Cheap Thrills. But she really made a big impact on American music.

Home Is Where The Music Is by Hugh Masekela
Jul 24 2024

Truly excellent modern jazz. Not annoying or demanding. Intellectual without being up its own ass. Just really well-crafted compositions, played beautifully. Good for background music. 4.5/5

Music Has The Right To Children by Boards of Canada
Jul 25 2024

Bet this is great on mushrooms. Really enjoyed everything. Like this style more now. Good flow throughout. Album works as a whole. Feels like being inside someone’s head. Not finding any flaws. Really smart. 5/5

Heaven Or Las Vegas by Cocteau Twins
Jul 26 2024

This band is so special. Their sound is so beautiful and compelling. I don’t have to love everything to know that this record is valuable. It’s imagination music. 5/5

Jul 27 2024

Oh goddammit! Another one that I wore out back in the day. So many hours singing along. This record is still excellent. Her voice is incredible. The music is beautifully produced. The lyrics are raw and real. This was enormous when it came out. 5/5

Jul 28 2024

For decades, people have been telling me that I would love Wu-Tang. They were all correct. Halfway through the second song, I know this is my new favorite thing in the world. Calling it 5/5 from here.

Ananda Shankar by Ananda Shankar
Jul 30 2024

Alright! Already had Light My Fire saved, so I’m excited to hear the rest. First song is rad af! Yeah, this whole record is rad af. Very unique. Lots of fun. Really well done. Absolutely influential and inspiring for generations of western musicians.

The Age Of The Understatement by The Last Shadow Puppets
Jul 31 2024

This is pretty cute. Never heard of them. There’s quality here. Good vocals, good production, nice music. Not too pop, not gimmicky. Just good solid music. Me likey. Feels like the kind of band that would play at The Roadhouse in Twin Peaks. Can’t find anything bad to say about this. Good stuff. 4/5

Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen
Aug 01 2024

There’s something about the big, carousing sound of Springsteen’s style that is exhausting to me. It’s too much. I feel like I need to do a lot of drinking to keep up. Dylan gives me the same sensation. Tracks like 10th Avenue, Born to Run, and Meeting Across the River work better than the rest. I respect the talent on display here, but this is overall loud to me. Like Meatloaf with much, much better songwriting.

The Idiot by Iggy Pop
Aug 02 2024

This is a lot of fun. Iggy does Bowie. Sounds a bit like Bauhaus. And, honestly, it still sounds fresh. Good song writing. Good band. Unique talent.

Immigrés by Youssou N'Dour
Aug 03 2024

Can tell from the first 10 seconds that I’m going to enjoy this. The sound mixing is wonderful. Really balanced. Loving this.

Fly Or Die by N.E.R.D
Aug 04 2024

It’s alright. Pharrell is a pop music machine. I like parts of some of the songs, but that’s it for me. Just too Cali-pop. 3/5

Songs In The Key Of Life by Stevie Wonder
Aug 05 2024

YAY!! There’s a bunch of songs that just don’t resonate with me. But then the classics start and who can care about anything else. So many brilliant hits off this album. 5/5

American Gothic by David Ackles
Aug 06 2024

Bernie Taupin, Elton John’s composing partner is the producer of this album. There is clear quality and musicianship. But this is not for me. 2/5

Peggy Suicide by Julian Cope
Aug 07 2024

I remember the DJs on the radio going nuts for this when it came out. Never understood the fuss. Still don’t. How exactly is this special? It’s fine. There’s range, but this needed editing. Stopping after 13 songs. That’s enough of this. 3/5

Guero by Beck
Aug 10 2024

This is nice and all. I like it. But how is this different from the other Beck records on this list? This is another unfortunate example of the author fan-girling and wasting a spot. There’s not some big evolution in Beck’s style. There’s no invention or experimentation. It’s just a nice Beck record. Wish there had been a limit to how many records from the same artist. This is good, though.

Smile by Brian Wilson
Aug 11 2024

I really never understood the hype about The Beach Boys. Their stuff is ear wormy, bubblegum surf pop. Yeah, they did nice harmonies, but, like, what else am I supposed to be hearing? This is much worse. I don’t get it. This sounds like a less lispy Randy Newman. And I don’t get him either. Third song has me homicidal, so I’m abandoning. 1/5

21 by Adele
Aug 12 2024

It’s a shame this has been played to death. But it’s no wonder it was a sensation. Quality pop music, unique voice, extraordinary talent. Shocking for someone so young. The Cure cover is a nice surprise. Some of the songs are a bit typical, but overall, this is pretty remarkable. 4/5

Arular by M.I.A.
Aug 13 2024

This was so novel when it was released. Exciting, different, challenging and bold. The videos were intense and dazzling. These days, this feels almost quaint. Still lots of fun. Bold choices.

Live At Leeds by The Who
Aug 14 2024

Yeah, this is just really boring to me. 2/5

Superunknown by Soundgarden
Aug 15 2024

Miss the fuck out of Cornell’s voice. He sounds so great on Fell on Black Days. Forgot how much I loved this song. His voice was always best when he just sang. He could scream with the best, but he sang better than most. 4/5

Elvis Is Back by Elvis Presley
Aug 16 2024

I gotta say, Elvis always has a way of slipping little surprises into his records. Fever is a delight, as well as evidence the man could really sing. Don’t need to be the target demographic to be impressed. Flawless performance and production. Clearly influential. 4/5

Aug 17 2024

Pretty definitive of the 90s Britpop style. This record sounds like London. It is calculated pop music, but it’s deceptively smart. Lots of range, all of it well done. 4/5

Nixon by Lambchop
Aug 19 2024

Already really love Up With People, so I’m curious to hear the rest of this. This was pretty. Really relaxed and mellow. Lots of little nuances. Very clever. Not pretentious. Just really nice music, genuinely well made. The second half I could live without, but the first half is very nice. 3/5

Ready To Die by The Notorious B.I.G.
Aug 20 2024

The hits still hit. It’s infuriating how much talent was lost. Would have been nice to see how this artist matured. So much great work here. The skits aged like milk. But the flow is eternal.

Frampton Comes Alive by Peter Frampton
Aug 21 2024

It’s a lot of guitar solos. A lot. Show Me the Way is nice. Wind of Change, too. Clearly, there is talent here. Clearly, this was hugely influential. There’s even solid songwriting. It’s good. But I could live without it.

Aqualung by Jethro Tull
Aug 22 2024

Man, this is wild. I can’t say that I hate it. It’s very well made, and definitely unique. But it is a trip to hear this sort of rockin’ Ren fair style. Chunky prog flute. It’s not terrible and that’s surprising. Certainly difficult to pull this off. I can see why people respond to this. Probably sounds amazing, played loud in a pickup truck, tearing down the highway. Not my thing, at all, and I probably won’t ever listen to this again. But I can’t say it’s bad. It is a lot, though.

Strange Cargo III by William Orbit
Aug 23 2024

Oh goddamn. When was the last time anyone thought about William Orbit? There’s a lot going on here. Absolutely of its time. So many DJs popped up around then. A lot of them got exposure doing remixes and CD single bonus tracks. If memory serves, this guy did remixes for Bjork’s Post album. Those kinds of CDs were a challenge to hunt down, and it was a gamble if any of the tracks were good. Makes me want to dig through up the old CD binders. I like this. Thought it would be tedious, but it’s actually pretty good. Relaxed, loungy background music for disco naps, or working on projects. Mellow but not boring or cloying. 4/5

Aug 24 2024

This is probably amazing on headphones, while tripping balls. Probably great when paired with the Wizard of Oz, or whatever it was people would rave about. This is certainly a mood. And it is very well composed, serious song structure, real direction. Excellent musicianship. There’s nothing bad here. I’m still mostly bored. Feels like I missed my window to develop a real affection for this band. Maybe you need to be young to be impressed by this. At this point, to my ears, it’s just alright. It’s good, but I’m not getting the full OMG experience. 3/5

Spiderland by Slint
Aug 25 2024

Not my usual kind of thing. But this was very well done. Really tight. Singular style. Never obnoxious. Interesting, different, not bad at all. Like Fugazi, but less groovy, more spare and slightly haunted. 4/5

Kid A by Radiohead
Aug 26 2024

One of the best albums on this list. 5Million/5

The Queen Is Dead by The Smiths
Aug 27 2024

Goddammit. After all this time, I still know all the words. 500,000/5

Kenza by Khaled
Aug 28 2024

Not on Spotify, but is on YouTube. I really like the more authentically North African tracks. The ballads and the cover are too generic to my ears. It’s the local flavor that is more exciting and interesting. Though, the dance song is a bop. Lots of variety here. Wish I could save some of this. This was fun and interesting. Wish there was more international representation on this list.

Fuzzy Logic by Super Furry Animals
Aug 29 2024

When participants of this project complain that there’s too much Britpop wanker bullshit on this list, they must be referring to this.

The Chronic by Dr. Dre
Aug 30 2024

West Coast rap has always irritated me. This kind of record kinda proves my point. The best thing about Dr. Dre is Snoop Dogg. The music is okay. But lyrically it’s a snooze fest. Same old shit. Look at my guns, look at my bitches, I’m so tough, motherfucker deathrowisinthehouse ooohyeahzzzzz… And repeat. Miserable poser fan fiction bullshit. This is why Dionne Warwick took them to task and changed the course of their careers. Bitches be for real moguls now, not just wannabes tossing Monopoly money at video hos. Was really hoping for more. But, as with a lot of these hyped up rappers, I wish I could turn down the vocals, so I can enjoy the music. All hail Funkadelic. 2/5

Aug 31 2024

Ok this is interesting. Probably a lot better on headphones. Really enjoy the way the sounds and melodies rise up and evolve. Gives your mind something to play with, while you’re busy doing other things. Don’t hate this. 4/5

Remedy by Basement Jaxx
Sep 01 2024

This doesn’t have their big hit (Where’s Your Head At). But it does have Red Alert, which I didn’t realize was them. That’s a good one. Feels like you need to do a load of cocaine and ecstasy, in 1999, as a 20 year old, to really enjoy this. Some parts feel like a Daft Punk imitation. Some parts want to give me a heart attack. Some parts are alright. Not required listening. 2/5

Tical by Method Man
Sep 02 2024

I’m loving this. So much good stuff. Funny, romantic and badass at the same time. Really sweet, witty storytelling. Good beats, good flow. Feels like real music. 4/5

Arrival by ABBA
Sep 03 2024

Dancing Queen - if you have a problem with this song, the problem is you. Not every song is a winner. But the classics are legendary. They still work. 4/5

Country Life by Roxy Music
Sep 04 2024

Out of the Blue is a clear inspiration for both The Cure and The Smiths. Love hearing that kind of thing. Prairie Rose, too, is very Johnny Marr. Don’t love this record, but I get it. 3/5

Ingenue by k.d. lang
Sep 05 2024

This woman’s voice is obscenely perfect. I don’t want to love this, but I can’t resist. My cat adores Miss Chatelaine. This is very nice and I enjoyed it. But the other record of hers is better, and enough for this list. 4/5

Paris 1919 by John Cale
Sep 06 2024

Don’t love everything, but there’s a really nice, relaxed vibe. 4/5

Brilliant Corners by Thelonious Monk
Sep 07 2024

This is what people who hate jazz, think jazz is. Love these artists, but this is an acquired taste. 4/5

Thriller by Michael Jackson
Sep 08 2024

Oh ffs. This is tough. I would love to dismiss this artist outright. But you had to be there! Every person alive in 1982 was dancing to this record. That’s not an exaggeration. Someday soon, you’ll be able to shout “mama se mama sa mama coo sa” in a nursing home, and grannies will jump. I’m going to strap my blinders on and point at Quincy Jones. He was already an extraordinarily successful producer. This and Off the Wall are really his projects. All the swinging, jazzy sophisticated song structure, is totally in line with Quincy’s previous work. Michael’s style changed (sucked ass, no pun intended) without him. So, for Quincy Jones, this is pop music perfection. It was atomic levels of popularity. Beatles and Elvis level sensation, around the world. And then the Thriller video landed and nothing has been the same since. Another jam for granny to bust a hip to. She and her mahjong group will know every move. I remember every kid busting out the Billie Jean moves every time they crossed a tiled floor. Absolutely every child attempted the Moonwalk. This record will remain relevant for a long time, despite the creep on the cover. This is still great. Like really great. Quincy Jones is a genius and he brought out the very best in the artists he worked with. Thank you Quincy Jones. 5/5

Buffalo Springfield Again by Buffalo Springfield
Sep 09 2024

It’s alright. Like, I get why it was sensational at the time it was released. There’s obviously good stuff happening here. They clearly made a real effort to make something nice. And it is definitely nice. 3/5

OK by Talvin Singh
Sep 10 2024

Nothing feels authentic. Just a cash grab. Nothing about this record is required listening. This was all very old sounding by ‘98. 1/5

At Budokan by Cheap Trick
Sep 11 2024

Had a whole thing written and the browser ate it. Essentially, this is fine, clearly influential and well made, but it’s not something I like enough to revisit.

Sep 12 2024

Immediately struck by how influential this is. Elements of Radiohead, Blur, The Sugarcubes and The Pixies just in the first few songs. I remember there being a lot of critical acclaim and reverence for this band, but they almost never got airplay. So nice to get the opportunity to see what the fuss was about. This is very interesting. Their relaxed and irreverent vibe is a smokescreen for what is truly sophisticated music arrangement. Eclectic and different. This is very compelling. Not built for pop singles. Artistic and experimental, without being up its own ass. Very good.

Suede by Suede
Sep 13 2024

When this came out, there was a lot of media hype for them, cause they looked good in magazines. The music was okay. Fine, but nothing exciting. It’s still fine, but ultimately not much more than that.

Want Two by Rufus Wainwright
Sep 14 2024

Oh, there’s a second one. It feels like he’s trying to do too much. It’s not bad. He is ambitious and that’s respectable. But there’s a lot here. And a good portion sounds like mediocre Thom Yorke impression. It’s like he’s still searching and experimenting. Which is fine. It just doesn’t feel like he’s found himself entirely. I don’t hate it. This might be better than the first. It just doesn’t feel like a complete project. And we really did not need more than one record from this artist, if any.

Street Life by The Crusaders
Sep 16 2024

Feels like the birth of Cool Jazz FM. There’s some sweet grooves on this one. My Lady and Carnival of the Night are genuinely excellent. Great instrumentals. Perfect for long drives, roller skating or sweet, sweet love making.

Welcome To The Pleasuredome by Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Sep 17 2024

Oh shit, for real? I’m genuinely puzzled why this record made the cut. It’s not bad. It’s fine. But I don’t understand what’s great here. Must be another of the UK/US cultural differences. The hits are still good. San Jose is cute. But it’s not essential listening. It’s just fine.

Dear Science by TV On The Radio
Sep 19 2024

Damn. I’m not even done with my first listen and I already want to rate this a 5. The quality here is crazy. Music is tight as shit. So complex, while still being a goddamned bop. I’m mad at how good this is. Don’t even get me started on the lyrics. This is ridiculous. There’s real art here.

Tea for the Tillerman by Cat Stevens
Sep 20 2024

What is it about Cat Steven’s that makes this so good? From anyone else, I would hate this with a fiery passion. But this is beautiful and sincere. It feels authentic to his spirit. It’s kinda like Bob Marley. His songs are eternal, because they give voice to something universal, some part of the human soul. Like gospel, there’s a special something in this sound that reaches past the lyrics. And the music is so lovely, so gentle. It’s impossible not to get swept up. If you have a problem with Cat Stevens, the problem is you.

Moon Safari by Air
Sep 21 2024

This has to be one of the most perfectly named bands. Their music always feels like it’s just floated in from the ether.

I'm Your Man by Leonard Cohen
Sep 22 2024

Damn this is tough. What do you call something that you both love and hate in equal amounts? This works and bombs at the same time. Intentionally ridiculous.

Sep 23 2024

Fuuuuuuck yeeeaaaahhh!! Satisfaction is one of the best covers of all time. This whole album is brilliant and daring and stupid and great. 5/5

Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Sep 24 2024

It’s fine. Overall, it’s too loud and too country for my taste. It’s the kind of music that’s playing at a bar you don’t want to be in. Can’t get into it. 2/5

John Prine by John Prine
Sep 25 2024

Yeah, giving this a second shot. I can see why this does well for fans of Dylan, Young and Springsteen. Some of the music is pretty. But I just can’t get into this. 2/5

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys
Sep 26 2024

Oy. I know I’m supposed to like this and be very impressed by it. But I just can’t seem to get there with this band. Intellectually, I can kinda get it. But I just don’t like their music, or the lead singer’s voice, enough. The best I could do was the instrumental, and even that was a push.

Heaux Tales by Jazmine Sullivan
Sep 27 2024

This was nice. Not annoying. I really don’t love interludes on records. Had no idea this was such a popular thing. Anyway, this was nice. 3/5

Sep 28 2024

This doesn’t have their hit Turn, Turn, Turn. This record has that groovy baby, 60’s vibe. Very Summer of Love. Cloyingly so, at times. It’s good, but not great. At least it doesn’t have anymore Clapton. Tribal Gathering is solid, Triad is a gas. 3/5

I was going to give this another chance. But it looks like the music gods heard my prayer. Because it has been removed from Spotify. 1/5

Duck Rock by Malcolm McLaren
Sep 30 2024

There’s a lot of good stuff here. McClaren has an ear for talent and he’s very good at promoting different ideas. I think the issue is with McClaren himself, whose vocals feel more like PT Barnum hosting a circus. When it’s just music, it’s actually very good. He’s just a super weird man. 4/5

Tusk by Fleetwood Mac
Oct 01 2024

This was nice. It’s not Rumors, but it’s still good. There’s some pretty stuff. There’s too much wacky Buckingham and an unnecessary Casio keyboard. But Sara is still great. And it’s always nice to hear Christine McVie. 3/5

Oct 02 2024

Ice Cube had a clumsy ass flow. West Coast rap sucks. There is no soul, no style, no rhythm, just a lot of angry posing. Fuck Tha Police is the best thing they ever did, and even that’s a mess. No poets here, certainly. Not much of anything worth listening to. Painfully amateurish. Totally disappointing. 2/5

Foxbase Alpha by Saint Etienne
Oct 03 2024

I like this better now. The hits still hit. 4/5

Oct 04 2024

Every time they get a good bit going, they start throwing in cheesy prog cliche sounds. Album is way, way too long. For early Genesis, it’s okay. But I can’t wait for it to end. 2/5

Oct 05 2024

Oh hot damn, this is a nice surprise. Never got to hear anything other than the big hit, which was absolutely *everywhere* back then. It’s still fantastic. So is the video he directed. This is much better than I expected. His voice was so freaking gorgeous, I can’t help but miss him. Of course the music is a bit dated, but he sounds great. In the context of the HIV/AIDS epidemic, rampant right wing religious extremism, and constant pervasive homophobia, this was braver than anyone gave him credit for. It’s sincere and pretty. And that voice! I’m angry at how much I miss it. 4/5

Here Are the Sonics by The Sonics
Oct 07 2024

This was actually kinda cute. Classic party band sound. Very fun. It’s cute how they start off sounding like little Mormon boys doing covers, and by the end they’re screaming like rowdy garage punks. 4/5

Grace by Jeff Buckley
Oct 08 2024

What a pretty voice this man had. Like, holy crap, the boy could sing. I don’t love all the music. There’s too much grunge. It was the style at the time, but his voice is wasted on trendy stuff. That’s why people respond so strongly to Hallelujah. It feels eternal. Wish we had gotten a chance for more from him.

The Contino Sessions by Death In Vegas
Oct 09 2024

This was really boring. Kind of all over the place and none of it good. Unnecessary. 2/5

Queen II by Queen
Oct 10 2024

This was cute. This record doesn’t have the hits. But you really can hear their style solidify. It’s not for me, but it’s well made. 3/5

Play by Moby
Oct 11 2024

Not sure how this manages to be both very good and terribly lame at the same time. 3/5

Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye
Oct 12 2024

I was conceived to this record. 5/5

Merriweather Post Pavilion by Animal Collective
Oct 13 2024

This feels like soundtrack music. Not really fun to listen to casually. There’s a lot of good work here. My Girls is excellent. Mostly, it’s overproduced. Way too many sounds and gimmicks piled up on top of each other. It gets annoying. Otherwise, it’s fine. 3/5

Eagles by Eagles
Oct 14 2024

I can see why they were popular. They definitely had a huge influence on other artists. There’s some decent work here. I’m just not the target audience.

Cross by Justice
Oct 15 2024

I like that one song, but that’s it for me. 3/5

Kilimanjaro by The Teardrop Explodes
Oct 16 2024

There’s some good stuff here. Very clearly influential. Probably sounded pretty radical when it was released. As with most of Julian Cope’s music, I like parts of songs, but not a whole song. Traison, is better in French, though. That was cute. 3/5

Seventeen Seconds by The Cure
Oct 17 2024

This whole album is very good. Not my favorite. But the work here is surprisingly strong and smart. 4/5

I remember saving up to buy this cassette, cause there was so much buzz at the time. Was so disappointed when I finally got to hear it. Was hoping to find something this time around. Disappointed again. 2/5

Central Reservation by Beth Orton
Oct 19 2024

Don’t hate, but don’t really like that much either. It’s fine. Too average, though. 2/5

Madman Across The Water by Elton John
Oct 24 2024

This is better than expected, but I still don’t love it. There’s a ton to like, loads of quality. This record follows the 70s epic story telling style of pop song. Similar to Billy Joel, but way, way, way more elaborate. I don’t dislike this. I just don’t enjoy listening to it all that much. Not really made for casual listening. There’s quality, it’s just very dramatic.

Django Django by Django Django
Oct 25 2024

This is really excellent 4/5

Who's Next by The Who
Oct 26 2024

Exhausted and bored after the first few tracks

To Pimp A Butterfly by Kendrick Lamar
Oct 27 2024

This was very good. Very thoughtfully crafted. Real music. Even the stuff that’s just okay is well done. Respect.

Homework by Daft Punk
Oct 28 2024

FUUUUCK YESSS!!

Murder Ballads by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Oct 29 2024

As much as I like the concept and all the fine work on this album, I must confess that it really didn’t grab me. It’s nice. Was hoping for something more.

Fishscale by Ghostface Killah
Oct 30 2024

I really don’t understand the appeal of the lame ass interlude. Why do so many hip hop albums wedge this shit into their records? It’s never worth it. Like, bitch, I’m here for your music. I don’t want to hear your friends mumbling over shitty sound effects. Please kill this trend. This record is alright. There are a few fun tracks. Some is a bit same-y. Some songs are nicely mixed. Others are annoying. Mostly, it’s just kind of average. Nothing all that special. It’s frustrating. I keep waiting for it to kick off or something, but it’s just not getting there. There’s a lot of potential, but not much payoff.

Peter Gabriel by Peter Gabriel
Oct 31 2024

Not the best Peter Gabriel record. There’s certainly a lot of great composition and arrangement. There’s still a bit of a Prog rock hang over. But the quality is clear. I’ll stick to the hits with this, though.

Funeral by Arcade Fire
Nov 01 2024

What am I missing here? Two songs in and it’s so whiny. I like some of that other album on this list. But this is pretty generic. And whiny. People keep telling me that I should love this group, but mostly they are just meh. It’s okay, I guess. It just sounds ordinary and formulaic to me. Whatever I’m supposed to be impressed with, I am not hearing it.

Repeater by Fugazi
Nov 02 2024

This record is fucking great! The only thing wrong with this album is that it doesn’t have Waiting Room on it.

White Light by Gene Clark
Nov 03 2024

Goddamn fucking harmonica first thing. Ugh. This has too many of the things I don’t like to listen to. This is tedious.

Trafalgar by Bee Gees
Nov 05 2024

I don’t know if I hate how lame this is, or if I love how lame it is.

Nov 06 2024

This falls into that category of MTV- ready grunge pop. It sounds like a Nirvana ripoff. Nothing new. Too clean. No real personality. Just an imitation. This is for suburban Midwest teenagers, who all have cars and hang out at the mall. It’s not bad. It’s just not that special. Whiny white boy noise.

Nov 07 2024

So annoying and pretentious that I can’t even get through one song. This band is wildly overrated.

Winter In America by Gil Scott-Heron
Nov 08 2024

Undeniably great. He was a poet. He was a genius. Raw soulful singing, luscious music. Get into it!

The Doors by The Doors
Nov 09 2024

This record feels like the moment that sex and drugs met Rock’n’Roll. Can’t really argue with this one. Iconic fr.

Let England Shake by PJ Harvey
Nov 10 2024

This was nice. Might be my least favorite PJ Harvey record. But that doesn’t mean it’s not very good. It’s excellent as always. But I didn’t love her wobbly singing. Doesn’t sound like her.

Out of Step by Minor Threat
Nov 11 2024

Another one that passed me by back in the day. So glad to discover it here. Normally I don’t really like hardcore. But this is the singer from Fugazi. And this record is well produced. You can actually enjoy listening. There’s no denying the importance of this record.

Murmur by R.E.M.
Nov 12 2024

Yeah, easily their best. This record pretty much defined college radio in the 1980s.

Highly Evolved by The Vines
Nov 13 2024

What am I missing here? It’s just meh.

Fever Ray by Fever Ray
Nov 14 2024

Initially, I thought the other reviewers that referenced Bjork might be exaggerating. No, they are not. This totally sounds like Temu Bjork. It’s just a cheap reduction. Has that FKA Twigs sparse, yet painfully overproduced, style. A whole lot of work, for not very much. Not for me.

Parklife by Blur
Nov 15 2024

It’s so typical 90s. Tongue in cheek, ironic, and blasé, all while rocking’ out. Gen X loves to mock the present tense. Wherever we are, we secretly love it as much as we hate it. Blur really captured that vibe. “I’d love to stay here and be normal, But it’s just so overrated.” If that doesn’t sum up the ethos of Gen X, I don’t know nothing’. I hate how overrated this record is, but I still love it.

In It For The Money by Supergrass
Nov 16 2024

The affection for Supergrass has always baffled me. They are such mediocre pop rock. Like a very cheerful Smashing Pumpkins. In It for the Money is right. Very calculated MTV, Top 40 pop. This is very clearly well made. But it feels shallow and empty. Pop paint by numbers.

Meat Puppets II by Meat Puppets
Nov 17 2024

I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this. This is far more sophisticated and complex. No wonder Cobain was a fan. I don’t love some of the whiny vocals, but they knew how to play. Enjoying the instrumentals very much.

Rattus Norvegicus by The Stranglers
Nov 18 2024

This is good. Even the parts I don’t like are good. Lots of energy and attitude. Lots of great ideas. This improves with repeat listening.

Chore of Enchantment by Giant Sand
Nov 20 2024

There are a lot of annoying noises and whines scattered throughout the songs. So, it’s hard to get through a whole song. This is misophonia hell. Stopping early.

War by U2
Nov 21 2024

It’s easily the best thing they ever did. 10/10 bangers front to back.

Space Ritual by Hawkwind
Nov 24 2024

I could get into some of this, but the recording is really not good. Makes it tough to listen to. Also, this is way too long. By like an hour and a half. Again, I kinda like the music. I just don’t like this recording. LSD seems mandatory for this epic. Tedious otherwise.

Exile In Guyville by Liz Phair
Nov 25 2024

There was a year there when this record was permanently in my CD changer. It was probably this, Tori, Bjork, PJ Harvey and the Pulp Fiction Soundtrack. Makes me want to dig out the box of zines. It’s been 30 years and this still fucking rocks.

Green by R.E.M.
Nov 26 2024

Damn, this takes me back. This was right when REM made the jump from college radio to MTV. So much of this record was on the radio. How do I still know all the words to Pop Song 89? Pop really is right word to describe this record. Stand is classic, easy bubblegum, complete with dance instructions. And you can hear how Orange Crush so clearly inspired Kurt Cobain’s style. There’s a lot of great stuff here. It’s not my favorite, but it’s still very good. 3/5

Getz/Gilberto by Stan Getz
Nov 27 2024

This is impeccable. One of the most perfect and beautiful records ever.

Take Me Apart by Kelela
Nov 28 2024

This was pretty good. Nice, easy, quiet. Good for background music. Nothing earthshaking. Just a nice, low key hip hop record. Somewhere between Solange and TLC.

Broken English by Marianne Faithfull
Nov 29 2024

Oh goddammit. I have not heard the title track in 35 years and it is crashing back from the start. Still rad as fuck. Ok I was not prepared for how rad the rest of this is. So glad to find it in this project. Really enjoyed this.

Off The Wall by Michael Jackson
Nov 30 2024

Let’s be real here. Everything that’s great with this record comes from Quincy Jones. Granted, this is probably Michael at his best. But all this timeless, symphonic, gorgeously produced music is entirely Quincy. The first five songs are some of the greatest pop songs ever recorded. Find a human that doesn’t love Rock With You. It’s pure pop perfection. I want to hate Michael Jackson as much as anyone. But Quincy Jones composed some of the best music in American history. This is a pop symphony. 5/5

Goodbye And Hello by Tim Buckley
Dec 01 2024

Pleasant Street is really pretty good. I Never Asked to Be Your Mountain, too. The transition into Once I Was feels very Radiohead. Don’t love everything, but there’s some interesting stuff. Sometimes he sounds like Grace Slick at the Ren-Faire. 3/5

Dec 03 2024

I would like this so much more, if the DJ didn’t lean so heavily on that high-pitched, whiny siren sound. It’s the hip hop harmonica. It’s clear that the intention was to sound the alarm. But it is too distracting and hard to hear the message. Wish it could be remixed to edit that gimmick down. Otherwise, this is legendary for a reason.

Now I Got Worry by The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
Dec 04 2024

I wouldn’t mind the music, if the recording wasn’t so muddled. It’s too murky and noisy. It might belong on the list, but it is unpleasant to listen to. 2/5

Femi Kuti by Femi Kuti
Dec 06 2024

Oh snap! This fabulous. Loved it all the way through.

m b v by My Bloody Valentine
Dec 07 2024

I don’t like as much as their older work. 2/5

Ellington at Newport by Duke Ellington
Dec 08 2024

America’s Mozart. But better. Why can’t we have beautiful music anymore?

Tellin’ Stories by The Charlatans
Dec 09 2024

Only know one song by this band, and it’s not on this album. That said, this is disappointing. Whiny and ordinary, like Oasis. There’s nothing special. It’s aggressively mediocre and totally unnecessary.

Group Sex by Circle Jerks
Dec 10 2024

Really fun, fast paced, upbeat, toe-tapping, headbanging old west coast punk. It’s like The Dead Milkmen, but angry and more organized.5/5

Dec 11 2024

When her voice is on, it’s great. But when it’s off, it’s hard to enjoy. You can clearly see where she fits in the pantheon of popular music. Her influence is everywhere from Joni Mitchell to Patti Smith, Excene Cervenka and Donna Summer to Tori Amos and Fiona Apple. The music is well composed and the whole project is very well produced. It feels very much like a Broadway soundtrack. It’s not always easy to enjoy or listen to. But I can appreciate what’s happening. Stoned Soul Picnic is rad af. Get into it.

461 Ocean Boulevard by Eric Clapton
Dec 12 2024

There’s too much Clapton on this list. Yeah, he could play guitar. But he’s such a wanker that I struggle to give him time. So much white boy blues bullshit. The urge to slap him with that guitar is overwhelming. This rendition of Hand Jive should have disqualified him from ever being recorded again. Asinine.

The Beach Boys Today! by The Beach Boys
Dec 13 2024

Wow, I really just don’t like this band. Like, I kinda get why people liked them, but the singing grates my nerves. It feels so saccharine that there’s something borderline creepy af about their sound.

Heartattack And Vine by Tom Waits
Dec 14 2024

I don’t drink enough to put this on regular rotation. But it’s clearly good, well written and uniquely performed. 3/5

Colour By Numbers by Culture Club
Dec 15 2024

Fuck yes! I remember when this hit the States. We went mad for this band and Boy George’s style. Pretty much everyone over a certain age can sing Karma Chameleon. This is perfect pop music. Classic structure, hooks, harmonies, great arrangements. Not too harsh. Just fun and soulful music for the masses. The roots are squarely in the Motown style. The 80s brought the nostalgia wave with Blue Eyed Soul. Everyone wanted to be Smokey Robinson. Is there any Smokey Robinson on this list?

KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka
Dec 16 2024

Nice, calm, pretty, well made. Relaxing and easy to enjoy. Gets better with repeat listening. Nothing to complain about. 4/5

Isn't Anything by My Bloody Valentine
Dec 18 2024

There’s some stuff that’s very good, and other stuff that’s just too much noise. It has its merits. But it’s just alright for me.

Tidal by Fiona Apple
Dec 19 2024

When this came out, her videos got a lot of play on MTV. But they all seemed to fall into the category of ‘lady singers who wriggle around on the floor, singing everything unnecessarily provocatively’. It was just like what Jewel and Britney were doing. Boring, undermining, powerless pickme bullshit. So, I never wasted my time listening to her. It’s a shame. This woman is clearly talented, but she marketed herself as a sexy, defenseless wittle gworl. She should have had a better career. This record is decent, but she lost me a long time ago.

Caetano Veloso by Caetano Veloso
Dec 20 2024

This is fun. Exactly the kind of international surprise I wanted to discover in this project. Brazilian psychadelica was not a genre I saw coming. But I am into it. Fabulous.

Manassas by Stephen Stills
Dec 21 2024

It’s fine for what it is. It’s well made. But I genuinely dislike this genre of 70s southern rock. It’s nice he tried to throw in some Santana moves. But white boys with twangy guitars are too suspicious to enjoy.

A Walk Across The Rooftops by The Blue Nile
Dec 23 2024

This record is a lot better than expected. Really pretty melodies, not too loud, not too much of anything. Nice, calm, well crafted music, that is enjoyable to listen to. Interesting, complex, unexpected, sophisticated and yet, a toe-tapper.

Teen Dream by Beach House
Dec 24 2024

I’m halfway into this and it’s just not for me.

B-52's by The B-52's
Dec 25 2024

Fuck yes! The ultimate party band. Perfect album.

Dec 26 2024

Yes, they became insufferable after this, but it was a big deal at the time. And there’s really lovely production work here. Brian Eno and Daniel Lanois really worked a bit of magic to give U2 their big sweeping sound. Not my favorite of U2 album, but it is tough to hate on. The Edge is at his best here.

Wild Gift by X
Dec 27 2024

This is actually really rad. Enjoyed this a good bit.

Freak Out! by The Mothers Of Invention
Dec 28 2024

My problem with Zappa is that he is so clearly talented. He could sing, write, play, arrange, produce, everything. And when he tries, he’s very good. But so much of this record is dedicated to “freaking out the normies”, that the good bits get lost.

Treasure by Cocteau Twins
Dec 29 2024

So advanced for 1984. Truly unique.

Moondance by Van Morrison
Dec 30 2024

The hits are still super pretty. I don’t love everything. But the good is great. And this band is outstanding.

Sheet Music by 10cc
Dec 31 2024

Bummer that this doesn’t have their hits. But it was nice of them to warn us in the title. It is indeed sheeeeeet music. This feels very much like a parody record. Like, they were just trying to make each other laugh by making the weirdest, cheesiest pop album. It’s Zappa, but with less disdain for the audience. These are well-trained musicians, making intentionally asinine prog pop, with perfect production standards. This would be brilliant, if it wasn’t so bad.

Blood Sugar Sex Magik by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Jan 01 2025

Got this on cassette back in the day, cause there was all this hype about them. I never understood. Still don’t. This is too MTV 90s suburban rock for me. It’s mostly just alright.

Remain In Light by Talking Heads
Jan 02 2025

This is music that paints a movie in your mind. Pure symphonic composition. This band was limitless.

Superfly by Curtis Mayfield
Jan 03 2025

I mean…

Soul Mining by The The
Jan 04 2025

This record has popped up repeatedly, at very significant times in my life. This holds cherished memories for me.

Aha Shake Heartbreak by Kings of Leon
Jan 05 2025

Overall, this was actually okay. Nothing new or innovative. It’s fine. It’s pop rock. Won’t listen to this again, though. 3/5

The Modern Dance by Pere Ubu
Jan 06 2025

Yeah this is a lot more challenging than their other album on the list. More noise, less fun. Last song is pretty good, though. 2/5

Gris Gris by Dr. John
Jan 07 2025

The music is actually very good. But his singing makes my skin crawl. I can’t say this is terrible. The music is nice. Just don’t like his voice. Spotify really needs a “mute the singer” button. 3/5

Jan 08 2025

Why is there more than one Ice Cube album on this list? It’s not like he was so great. I don’t get it.

Stephen Stills by Stephen Stills
Jan 09 2025

Singing and melodies are nice, unsurprisingly. But it’s a lot of that rich white guy blues that hippies popularized. Dentist rock. The music is fine. But listening to the privileged sing the blues is agitating.

Ágætis Byrjun by Sigur Rós
Jan 10 2025

Imagination music. Utterly unique. Universally understood.

Jan 11 2025

This was wild. Very interesting and experimental. I really appreciate the fearlessness of their style. Not exactly radio ready. But some of this has got to be thrilling live.

Dire Straits by Dire Straits
Jan 12 2025

Not my thing, but the music was played beautifully. Hard to fault

Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Jan 13 2025

The music is pretty good, especially Flea. But Anthony Kiedis sounds like a doofus. This is the music that white boys sing at full volume, when alone in their cars. It’s alright. But the arrangements are pretty basic.

The Wall by Pink Floyd
Jan 14 2025

I get it. I just don’t want to listen to it.

Darkness on the Edge of Town by Bruce Springsteen
Jan 15 2025

I didn’t expect to like any of this, but this was pretty good. Not too much of anything. Really balanced and authentic. Definitive Bruce.

Club Classics Vol. One by Soul II Soul
Jan 16 2025

Not everything is great. That Do’reen sings like a goat. But overall, this is a good album.

Movies by Holger Czukay
Jan 18 2025

This was wild.

Chelsea Girl by Nico
Jan 19 2025

You can’t say she’s a great singer. But she still made really pretty, incredibly influential music. She doesn’t get enough recognition.

Architecture And Morality by Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
Jan 21 2025

This was better than expected. Certainly more complex and, at times, gothier than I thought they would be. Unfortunately, a lot of the instrumentation is annoying and dated. It’s okay, but less than great.

The Infotainment Scan by The Fall
Jan 22 2025

Overall, I get it. The band is influential, prolific, and eclectic. It’s not bad, just not something I’d come back to. My problem is that I only seem to like parts of their songs. Like, good music, but meh singing, that kinda thing.

The Wildest! by Louis Prima
Jan 23 2025

Louis Prima and Keely Smith are criminally underrated.

Cosmo's Factory by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Jan 24 2025

Expected this to be the typical cringy hippie blues, but thankfully this was actual quality. Real music, properly played by well-trained musicians. This is truly thoughtfully crafted, equally reverential and influential. Run Through the Jungle is a landmark in American culture. Ramble Tamble alone deserves a revival right about now. And how many punk bands were just imitating Traveling Band? Creedance is the missing link between Little Richard and X-Ray Spex. You can hear so much of this record echoed in several hundred other records on this list. It’s wild. Respect.

Pink Flag by Wire
Jan 25 2025

21 punk songs in 35 minutes. Where have you been all my life? Five songs in and there is no question this is 5/5.

Yeezus by Kanye West
Jan 26 2025

Fuck off, Nazi.

Bat Out Of Hell by Meat Loaf
Jan 27 2025

I have never enjoyed Meat Loaf’s music. I really can’t tolerate anymore. This is too loud and obnoxious. Stopping in the first song.

Playing With Fire by Spacemen 3
Jan 28 2025

This was fine, but nothing really special. Probably great if you were on heroin or something. But it’s not necessary and totally skippable.

Ctrl by SZA
Jan 29 2025

This was actually pretty good. Pop R&B, but never obnoxious. Mellow, easy, good for background music. It’s got a good dose of that 20-teens era of no-music music. But she’s a good singer, and there’s enough actual music to keep it from feeling too empty. On second listen, I like it more. Several saves and only one skip.

Neon Bible by Arcade Fire
Jan 31 2025

So much of this indie hipster early 2000s sound is really just ordinary pop music. This is about as experimental as Coldplay. It’s just a lot of overhyped nothing.

Locust Abortion Technician by Butthole Surfers
Feb 01 2025

There are parts that were interesting. And then there was a lot of noise. Like, a lot. This is the record that is playing in some weird, sparsely populated room in the back of the club. Or in a torture dungeon.

Is This It by The Strokes
Feb 02 2025

Honestly, I think you have to be young to be impressed with this. There’s nothing new here. Feels on par with Lenny Kravitz, in terms of authenticity. They listened to their parents’ records and tried to imitate. But this is just pop music. Anyone who says the word “punk” needs to be slapped in the mouth.

Moby Grape by Moby Grape
Feb 03 2025

The boys on the cover look like they smell like feet. Ok, this gets better as it goes. Rounder and Looper actually work pretty well. This has some good moments.

Stripped by Christina Aguilera
Feb 05 2025

Giving this another chance. She has a very strong voice. Great control and skill. But this music still sucks.

Deserter's Songs by Mercury Rev
Feb 06 2025

Oy this singing is too whiny and now they are playing a saw. Fuck me. Yeah, this is not for me. The instrumental was nice. But that’s it.

Southern Rock Opera by Drive-By Truckers
Feb 07 2025

It’s not horrible. But I’m exhausted two songs in. I get where this is going, but I don’t want to go any further.

Fear Of A Black Planet by Public Enemy
Feb 08 2025

Did not expect this to be so musical. Great funky mixes. Lots to enjoy. Not just politics, but straight entertainment, too. It’s a fantastic classic. But it’s even more relevant now.

Rising Above Bedlam by Jah Wobble's Invaders Of The Heart
Feb 09 2025

It was nice to hear Sinead again. Bomba is pretty good. The rest is just alright.

Run-D.M.C. by Run-D.M.C.
Feb 10 2025

Legends of Rap music. The early style is dated by today’s standard. But the attitude and fashion resonated with kids around the world. They’re still fresh. Rock Box is still badass.

Kollaps by Einstürzende Neubauten
Feb 11 2025

I’m not saying this is good or pleasant to listen to. But it’s not the worst. Arguably one of the more important records. It inspired whole genres of music.

Pacific Ocean Blue by Dennis Wilson
Feb 12 2025

Oh yikes. Feels like The Beach Boys Bible Revival Revue. It’s nice that they know how to play their instruments. But that’s it for me.

What's Going On by Marvin Gaye
Feb 13 2025

Absolutely brilliant, start to finish.

Bluesbreakers by John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers
Feb 14 2025

There is too much Clapton on this list.

Faust IV by Faust
Feb 15 2025

This is one of those records that was so broadly influential that it’s impact is impossible to measure. Literally, entire genres of music would not exist, if it were not for this. It sounds like the inside of my brain.

Sunday At The Village Vanguard by Bill Evans Trio
Feb 16 2025

This is very nice. Not my favorite. Too many bass solos. But the parts that are good are very good.

After The Gold Rush by Neil Young
Feb 17 2025

I don’t hate Neil Young. I just don’t like listening to him sing. This is very good. Just really wish someone else handled vocals.

Signing Off by UB40
Feb 19 2025

This was pretty good. It gets better as it goes. The instrumentals are excellent. Political, anti-conservative lyrics are always a plus. It’s not the most exciting record, but I can’t hate it.

Emperor Tomato Ketchup by Stereolab
Feb 20 2025

Loving this even more than I thought I would. Love the way their songs build up with layers. Deceptively complicated. There’s clear, sophisticated music education. Overall, this is really excellent.

Nick Of Time by Bonnie Raitt
Feb 21 2025

Love this woman’s voice. So easy and soulful. She’s got that natural storyteller energy. The band is tight. The production is immaculate. Pretty great overall.

Kala by M.I.A.
Feb 22 2025

Lots of fun, lively tracks. Very unique.

Exile On Main Street by The Rolling Stones
Feb 23 2025

This was pretty good. Not an unbearable amount of honky tonk. Enough careful composition to keep it interesting. Bluesy classic rock. Not my thing, but I can’t complain

Copper Blue by Sugar
Feb 24 2025

It’s okay. It’s better now. Back then, it got lost in the onslaught of grunge. It still feels repetitive at times. But it’s alright.

Eternally Yours by The Saints
Feb 25 2025

This was cute. Pretty standard punk. Good, but nothing new.

So Much For The City by The Thrills
Feb 26 2025

The fact that one of these songs appeared on GWB’s iPod is not a ringing endorsement. But this is pretty shit all on its own. Cheesy, empty, boring, twangy, harmonicas…. Yeah, I’m not into this. Is this an Irish band singing about California? Oh fuck this sucks.

Youth And Young Manhood by Kings of Leon
Feb 27 2025

For what reason does there need to be three records from this band, on this list? They’re not that good. This is some fanboy bullshit.

Future Days by Can
Feb 28 2025

4 songs in 40 minutes. This is brilliant.

There's A Riot Goin' On by Sly & The Family Stone
Mar 01 2025

This is the kind of album that deserves its place in the pantheon of great recordings. Unique, interesting, relevant, influential and inspiring. It’s both experimental and complete. The band knew exactly who they were and what they wanted. There’s no searching, only quality and delivery.

Hms Fable by Shack
Mar 02 2025

Oh damn, this is some bullshit. Not bothering to finish. Throw it in the bin.

Fromohio by fIREHOSE
Mar 03 2025

Oh hello, College Radio. This isn’t bad. It’s a little heavy on that bass-slapping sound, like Primus and Red Hot Chili Peppers. Clearly, a fair amount of talent and skill. The instrumental bits are the most compelling. Some of it is cliche and typical of Dimery’s personal preferences. It’s fairly middle of the road, pop-adjacent, white people music. Not bad, but not essential.

Lost In The Dream by The War On Drugs
Mar 04 2025

Their write up on Spotify is so pretentious, it’s like it was written for Portlandia. So far, it sounds like a Don Henley / Fleetwood Mac cover band. First song absolutely references Boys of Summer by minute 3. It’s cute. But it’s not exactly innovative. A lot of this sounds like Arcade Fire. A lot is repetitive. That doesn’t mean it’s bad. It’s easy listening, for the most part. But not new, not essential. Just nice.

Hearts And Bones by Paul Simon
Mar 05 2025

Hearts and Bones and Train in the Distance are so beautiful that it hardly matters what the rest of the album sounds like. There are some real clunkers. Overall it’s unfocused, or like he was trying out contemporary styles that just don’t suit him. But what is good, is fucking amazing.

For Your Pleasure by Roxy Music
Mar 06 2025

It is experimental and wild, but in compelling ways. It’s interesting. Probably needs a few more listens.

Happy Trails by Quicksilver Messenger Service
Mar 07 2025

Normally, I hate this kind of music. But so far, it’s alright. Bitch is tearing it up on When You Love. It’s nice that the songs flow straight into each other. Feels like an unbroken musical experience. Where You Love, How You Love and Which Do You Love are interesting and experimental. I should not be enjoying a psychedelic jam band, but I think that’s what’s happening here. It helps that it’s mostly really well-played instrumental music. Words would not be helpful here. Better that they let the music do the talking. Makes absolute sense when you learn that the full six song suite was based on Bo Diddley’s original 1956 Who Do You Love. Pretty brilliant reinterpretation. Should hate, cannot find cause.

Done By The Forces Of Nature by Jungle Brothers
Mar 08 2025

This is really fun. Nice, easy to enjoy hip hop. Interesting, different, good mixing, good flow. Some decent party tracks, too. Nothing to complain about. 4/5

All Mod Cons by The Jam
Mar 09 2025

I’ve always loved The Jam, but didn’t know quite how much. This is crazy good. So pretty, so cool, so fun. Way, way ahead of their contemporaries.

Elvis Presley by Elvis Presley
Mar 11 2025

28 minutes to change popular culture forever.

Tigermilk by Belle & Sebastian
Mar 12 2025

Enjoyed this much more than expected. Lots of fun tracks, good lyrics, soft singing. Never too loud or boring. Very interesting and well made.

Drunk by Thundercat
Mar 13 2025

Such a weird little gem. It’s like stream of conscious cool jazz. It’s a throwback tribute to the late 70s/early 80s liteFM sound. Calm, peaceful and trippy. Sometimes funny, sometimes intimate. And then he’ll just start meowing over some quiet storm r&b. It’s bizarre and wonderful. Nice to see this on the list. It’s a unique treat all the way through. This made me a fan.

Street Signs by Ozomatli
Mar 14 2025

This is fun. Not perfect, but really good.

It's Blitz! by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Mar 15 2025

Yeah, this feels like a watered-down, overproduced record by a mediocre pop band. Barely more bite than Avril Lavigne. Their other album was better. This sounds like Rock’n’Roll in pouty suspenders from Hot Topic.

The New Tango by Astor Piazzolla
Mar 17 2025

It’s all very well crafted compositions. I really like all the tango and symphonic parts. Those parts were beautifully played. It’s the discordant modern jazz bits that just sound like sour notes to me. That style subtracts more than it adds. Otherwise, this was interesting and I really enjoyed hearing something new.

Chris by Christine and the Queens
Mar 18 2025

This improved immensely once I switched to the French version. It’s pretty decent pop music. Definitely influenced by Michael Jackson. But the artist is a good singer, the music is upbeat and it’s nicely made. Not innovative. Just fine.

Idlewild by Everything But The Girl
Mar 19 2025

Oh, how I love this band. In the middle of all the grunge, metal and gangster rap of the late 80s, these two bitches went full easy-listening liteFM. And it’s goddamn great.

The Clash by The Clash
Mar 20 2025

Among the best punk records of all time. Perfect, classic sound.

Tago Mago by Can
Mar 21 2025

Very wild and compelling. Not everything is successful, but it kind of doesn’t matter. This needed to happen.

Mar 22 2025

The Brimful of Asha band?? This was a one-hit wonder that burned out in a month. It seems slower now. This whole thing is weak.

Nevermind by Nirvana
Mar 23 2025

It’s hard to describe the way this took over popular culture in the States. It was everywhere, absolutely everywhere. This reset the standard for Rock Music. MTV desperately tried to recreate the phenomenon with years of Beach House Frat Rock. But all of that was dog shit in comparison. This is the real thing. It still sounds great.

Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park
Mar 24 2025

25 seconds in and I want to punch someone. This is absolute dog shit. Heard enough.

Mar 25 2025

Mid-90s nouveau samba. Wish I had heard this at the time. Excellent choice for this list.

Sister by Sonic Youth
Mar 26 2025

Nobody does Noise Rock better than Sonic Youth. They really mastered the balance of chaos and progression.

At Mister Kelly's by Sarah Vaughan
Mar 27 2025

Her voice is impossibly flawless. Her entire catalog could be on this list. Not enough stars available.

Younger Than Yesterday by The Byrds
Mar 28 2025

It’s cute. But it’s pretty heavy handed. They had a lot of fun getting high in the recording studio. The harmonies are nice and the music is well written. But sometimes it sounds like folky, trippy Monkees.

Pretzel Logic by Steely Dan
Mar 29 2025

There’s no doubt this belongs on this list. I don’t need to love it to respect it.

Green Onions by Booker T. & The MG's
Mar 30 2025

Twelve songs in 36 minutes, and the first one is fucking Green Onions. Automatically the coolest on the list.5/5

Water From An Ancient Well by Abdullah Ibrahim
Apr 01 2025

Big band jazz in South Africa just swings in a different way. This was absolutely lovely and unique. Wonderful recording.

The Fat Of The Land by The Prodigy
Apr 03 2025

Why the fuck are there two albums from Prodigy on this list?!? They had one song, and it’s about abusing women. Look, this is clearly their best work, but that doesn’t make it essential listening. This is what kids from nice neighborhoods think they play at raves. No legit club would ever have played anything this commercial.

Inspiration Information by Shuggie Otis
Apr 05 2025

It’s so clear that Shuggie had a massive influence on Prince. This record is brilliant. Shuggie is a natural talent.

Coles Corner by Richard Hawley
Apr 06 2025

Ok, so this was cute. Very nice, easy listening. Lots of late 50s / early 60s sounds throughout. Kinda dreamy. Kinda like old Los Angeles. Every song reminds me of something else I’ve heard. He didn’t reinvent the wheel here. But he made a pretty good wheel.

Time Out Of Mind by Bob Dylan
Apr 07 2025

The absence of the harmonica is such a treat. Feels like I can finally enjoy the music a little more. And he’s not bombarding the listener with a wall of unpunctuated text. There’s room to breathe. Even though his voice has become charred gristle and he makes no effort to reduce his nasal tendencies, there’s something good here. His raw vocals compliment the intimate emotion and heartbreak in his lyrics. The music is really good. I actually saved a song. That’s miraculous. 3/5

Violator by Depeche Mode
Apr 08 2025

I have not listened to this album in 30+ years, and I can still sing every word. It’s a testament to how much I wore this out. For a good chunk of years, to teenage me, this was the best, most essential band in the world. This album was an enormous commercial success. Revisiting it now, I can hear how much of an influence this had on other artists. Just the production alone was a major standout. Depeche Mode was always innovative, but this was such a beautifully polished version of their style. They sounded complete. The remix records from this album were fabulous and well worth seeking out. Their cover of Route 66 might have been the B-side to Personal Jesus. And acoustic Personal Jesus is not to be missed. It’s still not my favorite record of theirs, but there are literally zero flaws.

The Coral by The Coral
Apr 09 2025

It feels like they swept up all the abandoned ideas left behind at the recording studio, and strung them all together in one record.

Butterfly by Mariah Carey
Apr 10 2025

So many ballads. Like every song. She has a nice voice, but uses too many gimmicks too often. Honey is pretty good. But the slow jams get repetitive.

The Hour Of Bewilderbeast by Badly Drawn Boy
Apr 11 2025

It’s okay. Mostly it’s kinda boring and a little twee. But he really tried to do something. He knows how to write music. And it’s all nicely made. I’m just not the target audience. It is cute, though.

Bongo Rock by Incredible Bongo Band
Apr 12 2025

APACHE!!

Odessey And Oracle by The Zombies
Apr 13 2025

Time of the Season is still brilliant. Like, crazy good. The rest, however, never gets anywhere close. More like British Beach Boys.

Tom Tom Club by Tom Tom Club
Apr 14 2025

This was a lot more fun and creative than expected. Genius of Love is still one of the best songs ever recorded. But the rest is a real trip. Seriously unserious. Sweetly romantic, without ever being schmaltzy.

Bookends by Simon & Garfunkel
Apr 16 2025

Paul Simon is a musical genius. He can do no wrong. This is a masterpiece. 500billion/5

Cloud Nine by The Temptations
Apr 17 2025

This was sweet and catchy.

The ArchAndroid by Janelle Monáe
Apr 18 2025

Yeah, this is truly excellent. Beautiful production and arrangements. Nothing but skill and talent on display here. It’s a fun concept. Pretty daring for a pop star. Don’t love all of it, but there’s very good work on this record. It’s fun finding all of her musical references.

Urban Hymns by The Verve
Apr 19 2025

So bland. Sounds like a cheap imitation.

The Nightfly by Donald Fagen
Apr 20 2025

Jeez, this is pure 1982. Feels like these sounds were widely emulated in movies and television. It was everywhere. The influence this had was significant. Even if it skews a bit too modern jazz for my taste, the work is clear. I don’t hate this, but I don’t particularly like a lot of it. Kind of wish some of this was just instrumental. IGY is still really good, though.

Born In The U.S.A. by Bruce Springsteen
Apr 21 2025

This was so big when it came out. This man’s ass was everywhere. I’ll admit that this has my favorite singles, but most of this is not for me. He’s popular for the big carousing sound and folksy stories, but I think he’s at his best when he pairs it all down. I’m On Fire is still a flawless track. Probably his best ever. It’s everything else that gets a bit too loud and busy sounding. If I could cut this down to three songs, it’d be 5/5, but I gotta go 3/5.

Penance Soiree by The Icarus Line
Apr 22 2025

This is kinda like the Strokes, with a little Jon Spencer Blues Explosion or Smashing Pumpkins. Not exactly worth listening to before you die. There’s a lot of yelling. Feels like Heavy Metal masquerading as a Christian rock.

At Newport 1960 by Muddy Waters
Apr 23 2025

Pure, old school rhythm and blues. Deep soul from the Deep South. This is defined the entire genre and set a new standard for popular music. The influence this had on western music remains incalculable.

Natty Dread by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Apr 25 2025

There are not enough superlatives in the English language to describe the work of Bob Marley.

american dream by LCD Soundsystem
Apr 27 2025

Didn’t expect this to be so good. It’s pretty much all bangers, end to end.

Penthouse And Pavement by Heaven 17
Apr 28 2025

This is a fun little record. Did not expect to see it on this list. It’s really pretty good, though. Smart, upbeat, and funny.

Apr 29 2025

Not bad at all. It’s really cute. Definitely 90s. Nice, energetic, upbeat. Good for background music while working out, cleaning or studying.

May 01 2025

The misogyny, violence and bigotry are pervasive and oppressive. It’s an onslaught of words, like Bob Dylan, but few of them are pleasant. I get that there was a big audience for this. It’s just miserable to listen to.

In Our Heads by Hot Chip
May 02 2025

So much more fun and romantic than expected. Really well crafted music. Very sweet lyrics. It’s got a retro vibe, but it’s really fresh and new. Enjoyed this quite a bit.

Seventh Tree by Goldfrapp
May 03 2025

This runs a little pop for me. But it’s really nice, upbeat, not annoying.

Heroes by David Bowie
May 04 2025

It’s fucking Bowie.

Bayou Country by Creedence Clearwater Revival
May 05 2025

I don’t dislike this band. I just don’t want to listen to them. It’s all very well done. It just requires hard drinking.

Autobahn by Kraftwerk
Oct 27 2025

They were a million years ahead of the rest of the world.

Connected by Stereo MC's
Oct 28 2025

The title track is still great. Honestly, it’s catchy af. But the rest is pretty ordinary.

Ghosteen by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Oct 29 2025

This is beautiful. Heavy but beautiful. 4/5

The Soft Bulletin by The Flaming Lips
Oct 30 2025

Easy to see why this was popular with the festival set. Probably wonderful when you’re young and tripping on acid with 50,000 of your closest friends. 4/5

I See You by The xx
Oct 31 2025

For pop music, this is very good. But I am not the target demographic 3/5

Fun House by The Stooges
Nov 01 2025

Fuck yeah!!

Nov 02 2025

This was really nice for what it is. Fantastic project idea. Was actually good to fall asleep to. 4/5

Nov 03 2025

The influence off this is pretty remarkable. That said, I really only like one whole song.

Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon & Garfunkel
Nov 04 2025

There are no flaws here. It’s an immaculate recording. Paul Simon is a genius. 5/5

The Poet by Bobby Womack
Nov 05 2025

Knew this was going to be great, right from the start. But this is perfect, all the way through. Bobby Womack’s voice will get you pregnant.

16 Lovers Lane by The Go-Betweens
Nov 06 2025

How tf are you going to put this sub average, mediocre crap on this list, to represent Australia, but no INXS??? The author is tripping with this.

Oxygène by Jean-Michel Jarre
Nov 07 2025

For what it is, this is fine.

Rhythm Nation 1814 by Janet Jackson
Nov 10 2025

This is another one of those records that caused an absolute sensation when it was released. Before this, Janet was a child actor. Then, suddenly, that cute kid on TV dropped a new record, new sound, new image, new style, new dance moves and a slew of music videos. It was the gag of the decade. Her whole family had been world famous, her brother was crowned the King of Pop. And then Janet outdid them all. I don’t need to love all of this, to appreciate the massive impact this had on pop culture.

Pelican West by Haircut 100
Nov 11 2025

The first three songs are three of my favorite songs of all time. Already had 10 tracks saved to playlists. And yet, somehow, I’ve never heard the whole thing. This is better than most people understand.

Stand! by Sly & The Family Stone
Nov 12 2025

Modern music COULD NEVER! NEVER!!

Suicide by Suicide
Nov 13 2025

The podcast No Dogs in Space gave me an appreciation for this band and their very unique music.

Shalimar by Rahul Dev Burman
Nov 14 2025

This was a great soundtrack. Some real bangers. Naag Devta is rad. This whole album is rad af. Funky, jazzy Indian disco. Wish there was more like this on this list.

Low by David Bowie
Nov 15 2025

Sound and Vision is one of the most beautiful songs ever. Bowie is beyond brilliant. This album is the reason this project exists.

Crocodiles by Echo And The Bunnymen
Nov 17 2025

We did not need more than one Echo & the Bunnymen album on this list. This is nowhere near as good as the other.

Throwing Muses by Throwing Muses
Nov 19 2025

It’s okay. It’s good for what it is. But it runs too MTV pop for me.

Elephant Mountain by The Youngbloods
Nov 20 2025

There’s something sincere here, something interesting and thoughtful. Not horrible at all. Well crafted music played with clarity. This actually pretty cute. Nice range, good attitude. Can’t hate it.

Imagine by John Lennon
Nov 21 2025

Ok. Imagine is one of the best and most beloved songs of all time. But the rest of this? Not so much. John needed an editor and a therapist. There were lots of ideas here, but not much was fully developed. Feels a little slapped together. Phil Spector really pushed for catchy bits. But it doesn’t totally fit. I get why people hooked into this at the time. But, in the context of his entire body of work, this is kinda mid.

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly
Nov 22 2025

I should hate this, but it’s fabulous. Almost like if The Monster Mash was a band, that occasionally took acid.

Catch A Fire by Bob Marley & The Wailers
Nov 23 2025

Marley belongs in the top five artists of all time. Everything he did was amazing and timeless. This record is fantastic.

Fear and Whiskey by Mekons
Apr 03 2026

I don’t drink enough to make this sound good. 1/5

Rio by Duran Duran
Apr 04 2026

YAY!!! So happy to see this dear old friend. 5/5

Wild Wood by Paul Weller
Apr 05 2026

Another reviewer on here said that this album sounds like something Paul Weller made for himself, and that sounds accurate. He is clearly enjoying himself. There is range and excellent musicianship. This is probably more interesting for guitar players.

Floodland by Sisters Of Mercy
Apr 06 2026

Aww! I had this on cassette. You cannot talk about goth music without talking about this record. This Corrosion still tears up a dance floor. Drop this song around X-goth Gen-Xers and watch them lose their minds. Try this at a nursing home in ~10-15 years. Trust. 4/5

Lust For Life by Iggy Pop
Apr 07 2026

I mean this as a compliment: this record sounds like Iggy Pop doing killer covers of David Bowie songs. This was a brilliant collaboration. Both artists really brought out the best in each other. 5/5

Don't Stand Me Down by Dexys Midnight Runners
Apr 08 2026

Ya know, I gave this a second try. Still dislike it. It’s like listening to Pulp on heroin. 1/5

Elephant by The White Stripes
Apr 09 2026

Admittedly, I prefer the album just before this one. But this is still pretty great. It sounds like a band that’s been on the road for two years straight. There’s something about the song structure, and the way songs just explode. It’s designed to be played at a massive outdoor festival or arena. And the first track is still sung at football games around the world, almost every day since it was released. Jack White was having a lot of fun here, living his rockstar dreams.

With The Beatles by Beatles
Apr 10 2026

It’s so interesting to see how fully formed they were from the start. This record really feels like the bridge between the conservative 50’s style and the wilder cultural revolution that followed the British Invasion. Harrison’s Don’t Bother Me and Ringo’s I Wanna Be Your Man feel innovative for the time. So much of this is so romantic that it’s easy to see how millions of girls swooned.

Being There by Wilco
Apr 11 2026

Yeah, no. I know I’m supposed to love this band, but this is some white boy nonsense. I’m not listening to none of this.

Odessa by Bee Gees
Apr 12 2026

Yikes!

Dance Mania by Tito Puente
Apr 13 2026

Mambo might be man’s greatest achievement.

All Directions by The Temptations
Apr 14 2026

First song, last song and Rolling Stone are the standouts here.

Tarkus by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Apr 15 2026

Omg I fucking hate this. Burn it with fire. 1/5

Actually by Pet Shop Boys
Apr 16 2026

There are a few very good songs on this album. But it’s not my favorite from the band. Heart and What Have I Done still really hold up.

Leftism by Leftfield
Apr 17 2026

Aw shit this takes me back. All night dancing at Palladium, Tunnel and Limelight. Strobe lights and fog machines. Ecstasy, platform shoes and tiny backpacks. I’ll meet you later in the VIP. Save me a bump.

Olympia 64 by Jacques Brel
Apr 18 2026

Oh yes! This is the shit. Right away you can hear Stromae, Scott Walker and Nick Cave. So much commitment to the drama. It’s wild and thrilling. His style is raw and earnest, like Edith Piaf and Marc Almond. You don’t need to understand French to feel the story. This isn’t just singing. This is a true performance. Masterfully done. 5/5

Achtung Baby by U2
Apr 19 2026

There’s no reason this record needs to be on this list. Unless the point is to show what it sounds like when a band totally sells out. Then, yes, this is a perfect example of a good band evolving into absolute mediocrity. 2/5

The Specials by The Specials
Apr 20 2026

!FUCK YES! This record is so fun. The Specials are brilliant. 5/5

Garbage by Garbage
Apr 21 2026

Overall, this is pretty paint-by-numbers for the post-grunge MTV era. Everything homogenized. They had some Top 40 hits off this record. But Stupid Girl is the only, really good song. 2/5

Apr 22 2026

I really enjoyed all the funky percussions. There’s range. The band is tight. The music is well made. It gets a little clunky with the harmonica bits. But otherwise this is pretty good. Beetles and Cisco are excellent.

Apr 23 2026

I liked this a lot more than I expected. Fun, upbeat, well played, nicely produced. Somehow not too loud. Normally I despise modern bands attempting the old punk style. But this kind of works. Should hate. Can’t. 4/5

Apr 24 2026

Oh yikes. Kinda sounds like they are doing an impression of U2, doing an impression of Radiohead, doing an impression of Queen, funneled through a video game. Generic Britpop Emo. Yeah, too much of this feels unoriginal. I’m bailing on the Rufus Wainwright impression.

A Short Album About Love by The Divine Comedy
Apr 26 2026

Eh. I get why the author chose to include this in this collection of records. It fits neatly between Scott and Rufus Wainwright. There is certainly a thread of music like this in pop culture. But on its own, this is nothing. It’s fine, just not at all necessary.

Apr 27 2026

To my ears, Hole suffers from a similar problem to Alanis Morisette and Cheryl Crow. Sure, the bands are tight and the record’s nicely produced. But they feel like generic Top 40. It’s the same lady in a different dress, so to speak. It’s too MTV and not very innovative.

Devil Without A Cause by Kid Rock
Apr 28 2026

Fuck all the way off with this rape ass MAGA Nazi bullshit.

Behaviour by Pet Shop Boys
Apr 29 2026

I don’t know what it is about this band. They surprise me every time. Was fully bracing for a cringefest. But no. This had some very pretty passages, lots of good lyrics and toe-tappers. First song is the standout imo.

Dust by Screaming Trees
Apr 30 2026

I gotta say, for mid-90s Pop Grunge, this is rock solid. Actual musicians playing music and singing on key. Really balanced production and arrangement. There’s range and complexity. Respect. Forgot how much I loved Halo of Ashes.

Bubble And Scrape by Sebadoh
May 01 2026

Feels like wannabe grunge, with jangly indie guitars and off key garage vocals. It’s like shitty Lemonheads. Seven songs in and I just can’t find anything compelling. Add this to the pile of “totally not necessary to hear before you die”.

C'est Chic by CHIC
May 02 2026

Oh, hallelujah! Finally something good and groovy to break up all this whiny white boy bullshit. Nile Rogers is one of the architects of great American music. He produced all of your favorites and you don’t even know it. And that’s not including all of the legendary hits by his band Chic. Caught them opening for Cher. Still outstanding.

Le Tigre by Le Tigre
May 03 2026

This band is so much fun. It’s pure LES/Brooklyn pre-9/11. Extra bonus is the dig at Giuliani in My Metrocard.

Golden Hour by Kacey Musgraves
May 04 2026

This is everything wrong with modern music. I want to set this on fire. 1/5

Hejira by Joni Mitchell
May 05 2026

It’s not my favorite. This is very pretty. She sounds amazing. Production, all of that is excellent.

Let It Bleed by The Rolling Stones
May 06 2026

While this is so clearly inspired by the old rhythm and blues from the American south, it never sounds like a copy. The music composition and production quality are truly stellar. Insanely influential. Very impressive.

Picture Book by Simply Red
May 07 2026

There’s certainly a good portion of schmaltzy musak. But the band is tight and there’s a clear competency. A lot of the music sounds dated. This is emphatically 80s. But it’s not the worst. You can tell he’s trying.

System Of A Down by System Of A Down
May 08 2026

For this style of music, this is very good.

Infected by The The
May 11 2026

Love this band, love this record as much as their others.

Violent Femmes by Violent Femmes
May 12 2026

Still remember every note of these songs. This is a fucking masterpiece.

Out Of The Blue by Electric Light Orchestra
May 14 2026

Is it normal to hate and love something, in equal proportion? Like I hate this style for how cheesy it is. But it’s so unapologetically cheesy, that I have to respect it. Also, it’s hard to hate on something that’s mostly jolly, earnest and naive.

Electric Prunes by The Electric Prunes
May 15 2026

It’s alright. Onie is actually kinda pretty. Train for Tomorrow is good. But that’s really it. The rest is just boring. I don’t understand why this was selected for this list. Not enough here.

It's A Shame About Ray by The Lemonheads
May 16 2026

It’s a cute album. Better than expected. Not annoying. Indie Pop. It’s fine. Not amazing. Met Dando and Hatfield once. They were sweet kids.

Psychocandy by The Jesus And Mary Chain
May 17 2026

This just okay for me.

Oedipus Schmoedipus by Barry Adamson
May 18 2026

I was about to complain that they sound like Pulp. Of course, it’s cause it’s the singer from Pulp.

The Rise & Fall by Madness
May 19 2026

Our House sounds as good as ever. The album is fun & short.

Mama's Gun by Erykah Badu
May 21 2026

Most of this has been on heavy rotation for me, since it came out. Badu is an artist. More of her records should be on this list.

Orbital 2 by Orbital
May 22 2026

It’s been a long, long time. There’s some good stuff here. This was pretty widely influential. Techno music was designed to be layered and mixed into other songs. This was done live on turntables by brilliant DJs. As compelling as this can be at times, it is, by its very nature, missing something. There’s supposed to be another song woven around and through each track. This is mostly a set of building blocks for creative college kids to dick around with in their basements. Complete the scene with glow sticks and X-tasty. This inspired enough artists to merit 4/5.

Phrenology by The Roots
May 23 2026

Really appreciate the range and quality. This is an excellent band. They shine in collaborations.

Step In The Arena by Gang Starr
May 24 2026

Really liked this one. Good beats, good flow. It’s very early 90s hip hop, but still feels fresh. On par with Arrested Development and Digable Planets. Precursor to trip hop, lounge and mushroom jazz. 4/5

Fire Of Love by The Gun Club
May 25 2026

How have I never heard of this band? This is quintessential LA Punk. You can very clearly hear the influence this had on dozens of other bands. This is a good bit of fun. Sounds the way a mosh pit feels.

May 26 2026

This was incredibly delightful. Exactly the kind of music I had hoped to discover on this list. Really loved it.

May 27 2026

It’s a bit silly overall. But this captures a specific moment in time pretty accurately. Marc Almond sounds almost like he’s making up the lyrics as he’s singing. This record feels low budget and advanced at the same time.

Let It Be by The Replacements
May 28 2026

I Will Dare ❤️

May 30 2026

Yeah. You don’t understand. I had a passionate love affair with this band’s music back in the day. This was my literal soundtrack on my discman. Hot tip: get super high. Hop on the first car of the subway. Get right up by the front window. Hold onto nothing. Blast this at top volume. Surf.

Third by Portishead
May 31 2026

Oh Jesus, I hated this. Like, I get what they thought they were doing. But it was truly unpleasant to listen to. Miss the original style. This was aggressively not that.

Shleep by Robert Wyatt
Jun 01 2026

This is interesting. I don’t hate it. Even though it’s a bit proggy, it’s actually listenable. It’s like if Peter Gabriel and Radiohead did a collaboration, and let Brian Eno produce it. Not bad at all, but very interesting. If anything, it sounds kind of contemporary. Certainly not 30 years old. It’s experimental without getting lost up its own ass. Jazzy, free flowing, expressive, cinematic, but really very listenable. I liked this quite a bit. Such a clear influence on Radiohead. Seven songs deep and I’ve already saved six of them. That’s pretty fucking outrageous. This is exactly the kind of record that should be on this list. Excellent stuff.

Two Dancers by Wild Beasts
Jun 03 2026

Really enjoying this. It’s different and interesting. Nice surprise.

Power In Numbers by Jurassic 5
Jun 05 2026

This was a really fun surprise. Never heard this before. Automatically liked everything. Good, soulful jazzy hip hop, with real singing and real flow. Nothing here to hate.

Face to Face by The Kinks
Jun 06 2026

This really is just a lot of fun. High quality, unserious, honest and free. Ray Davies made delightful fucking music.

Steve McQueen by Prefab Sprout
Jun 09 2026

College radio darlings. Really enjoyed this. More sophisticated than expected.

Dirt by Alice In Chains
Jun 10 2026

For this style of music, this is actually very good.

Jul 27 2026

Ok, I really hate the whisper singing. This is just too grating. Definitely not the audience for this.

Melody A.M. by Röyksopp
Jul 28 2026

Very, very pretty. Really enjoyed this.

Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield
Jul 29 2026

Supposedly, serial killer Dennis Nilsen burned the body parts of some of his victims, while listening to this. 2.5 minutes in and I can see why it appealed to him.

Hard Again by Muddy Waters
Jul 31 2026

He completely defined an entire genre of music.

Tanto Tempo by Bebel Gilberto
Aug 05 2026

Still exquisite. This is a masterpiece.

Aug 06 2026

What a privilege to listen to Curtis Mayfield. Why did it never occur to me before that Prince was doing a Curtis Mayfield impression most of the time. This record is excellent and too short.

Sincere by Mj Cole
Aug 08 2026

Meh

Goo by Sonic Youth
Aug 10 2026

It’s easy to forget just how fun this band can be. Enjoyed this quite a bit.

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